Winter Park High School - Towayam Yearbook (Winter Park, FL)

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Professor of Biology, CHARLES BARLEY, at the Dumbmore Female Seminary is conducting night tours for young ladies in order to better vauaint them with the scenic beauties of Florida. Faithfully observing nature with the professor were MARION MOR- RIS and SHIRLEY BLAIR. MISS BETTY HENKEL, national president of the W. C. T. U., is heading an anti- saloon drive for the betterment of public morals against LARRY iDUDEi DAVENPORT and RICHARD WiLLIAMS on the charge of selling double zombie cherry smashes at their tavern. New York, November iO-The outstanding novelist and leading socialist, PETER DUNN-RANKIN, has had his newest book, My Life In 976 Pages, banned in Boston. CAPTAIN EDWARD iLivingston, I Presume?i BERGMAN, while exploring the Lower Slobovian iun- gle region, discovered a nudist colony headed by the famous BUNNY BANKS. Miss Banks said, Just bring your tooth brushes, folks. Seen with their tooth brushes were EVELYN SCHRADER, MARGUERITE DOLIVE, GARY WEIS, RALPH IMBRIANA and LORETTA MARCHAND. The star player on the New Jersey Pinnocle team, PETE BROWN, was critically iniured when he caught his hangnail on the cards. Mr. Brown is claiming damages from his opponent LYLE CHAMBERS on the charge of unnecessary roughness. Near the bottom of the page there was an advertisement which read, The Dishonorable JOE WIL- LIAMSON for President. All graft, no honesty. Sponsored by EDDIE LANE, C. PRICE, and S. RICH- ARDS. ' News item: Radio Comic TOWNE WINDOM is suffering from a nervous breakdown as a result of accidentally reading one of his jokes. His writers, DOT N WINEGARD, ALBERTA WRIGHT, and BARBARA MAZE claim no con- X nection with this ghastly accident. ' An armed truce has been de- clared between the State of Flor- ida and NINA BAT E 5. She has retreated to Maine to ioin her col- league LOIS CREEDEN. The great dancer PLOPLOVO k during the Ritual Mire Dance. His he is taking a turn for the nurse. FLORENCE CHAMBERS and VELMA HARTSOOK are proprietors of Ye Ole Bookery. In the window was the latest book by CAROLINE AMBROSE called Ten Easy Ways to Paint a Rembrandt. SARETTA HILL, president of the Winter Park Little Mothers' Club, has arrested RUTH TRIMBLE, HES- SIE DODD, BETTY NEWTON, MARGARET RICHARDS, and BETTY SHANNON on charges of vagrancy. VAN BRACKLE sprained his wrist manager ELLEN MclNTYRE reports There you see, we told the little freshman, now you know! The little boy looked at us, a glazed, fanatic store in his eyes, and staggered into Robbie's.

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Q, mw t it ; m IT PAYS TO BE IGNORANT As a small, lone Freshman was wandering thOPQh the halls :3de P' .H. 5 he SUddenlY ?Pied some large, tractor-like foot prints on the ceiling. Followmg these tot eIr hestfiincgionf he found himself in a dark, gloomy dungeon, commonly known as Room 2- . Examining :le 0 .IfOTIIon of horror, he found on its walls many odd names. Wanting to know their.OFIg'nl he 05 e .Ohseg'or If he could tell him from what strange circumstances they had arisen. The.SenIor, astounded Wit t e brazen Ignorance of the underclassman, intormed him that they were the Slg natures 0f some Of the most renowned people in the world. Come, he said, I will take you to town to show you what these hallowed seniors at ten years past are doing now-. Across the main street was blazoned a banner which read, Come one, come all to the Hill Billy shindig, featuring JOUNCEYH JACOBS, the girl with the quadruple yodle, and DERRY DEANE with her steel Gitar. Also featured is the revivalist JAMES HAMILTON, who will preach on Faith Will Con- quer All. Going up the street, we peered into a manhole and found Chief Sewer Inspector GENE WHIT- MORE and assistant HOWARD TUCK busily digging a new tunnel under the bank. Inspector Whitmore told us that he and Mr. Tuck expected to take an extensive trip abroad, after their work is finished. Praising their civic-minded spirit, we sauntered over to the news stand and purchased a copy of the Winter Park Morning Blatt. The headlines read, Notorious Rough G u n m e n RETT were apprehended today on Library and stealing five first edi- brarian MlSS BONNY PEOPLES is We turned the page and the fol- MISS LOIS WHITMORE and MISS first place in the North Carolina hog win!l bellowed Miss Mat- Held -T. HUDGENS and B. GARe charges of breaking into the City tions of Forever Amber. The li- still missing. lowing items caught our eye: BETTY MATTHEWS have tied for hog calling contest. 'May the best thews. MISS BARBARA ROUNDS, president of the Happy Home for Harrassed Husbands, has requested that MR. JONATHON DUNN-RANKIN be confined. Mr. Dunn-Rankin, although perfectly harmless, goes around muttering, Cuckoo, Cuckoo.ll MR. BENJAMIN HYRES has left for Canada to marry MISS SHIRLEY SIZEMORE. Mr. HyreS stated that the trip would take about two hours. News item: Graduates Honored-ALICE EGAN, MARIELLA WAITE and PAUL HENRY were given 0 farewell Porlyuat Winter Park High School and honored as oldest students in the class. ShuckS, quavered Paul, another year and my daughter caulda graduated with me! Bigamist convicted: TED SCHMIDT was sente ced t d t ' MARGUERlTE FOWLER and BETTY LOU PARROTT testified against him. n Yes er 0y as W0 lees, Kmmmmuwwxwwmwwmwwg ' i , ' H . : , XM, :'

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