Winter Park High School - Towayam Yearbook (Winter Park, FL)

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Q, mw t it ; m IT PAYS TO BE IGNORANT As a small, lone Freshman was wandering thOPQh the halls :3de P' .H. 5 he SUddenlY ?Pied some large, tractor-like foot prints on the ceiling. Followmg these tot eIr hestfiincgionf he found himself in a dark, gloomy dungeon, commonly known as Room 2- . Examining :le 0 .IfOTIIon of horror, he found on its walls many odd names. Wanting to know their.OFIg'nl he 05 e .Ohseg'or If he could tell him from what strange circumstances they had arisen. The.SenIor, astounded Wit t e brazen Ignorance of the underclassman, intormed him that they were the Slg natures 0f some Of the most renowned people in the world. Come, he said, I will take you to town to show you what these hallowed seniors at ten years past are doing now-. Across the main street was blazoned a banner which read, Come one, come all to the Hill Billy shindig, featuring JOUNCEYH JACOBS, the girl with the quadruple yodle, and DERRY DEANE with her steel Gitar. Also featured is the revivalist JAMES HAMILTON, who will preach on Faith Will Con- quer All. Going up the street, we peered into a manhole and found Chief Sewer Inspector GENE WHIT- MORE and assistant HOWARD TUCK busily digging a new tunnel under the bank. Inspector Whitmore told us that he and Mr. Tuck expected to take an extensive trip abroad, after their work is finished. Praising their civic-minded spirit, we sauntered over to the news stand and purchased a copy of the Winter Park Morning Blatt. The headlines read, Notorious Rough G u n m e n RETT were apprehended today on Library and stealing five first edi- brarian MlSS BONNY PEOPLES is We turned the page and the fol- MISS LOIS WHITMORE and MISS first place in the North Carolina hog win!l bellowed Miss Mat- Held -T. HUDGENS and B. GARe charges of breaking into the City tions of Forever Amber. The li- still missing. lowing items caught our eye: BETTY MATTHEWS have tied for hog calling contest. 'May the best thews. MISS BARBARA ROUNDS, president of the Happy Home for Harrassed Husbands, has requested that MR. JONATHON DUNN-RANKIN be confined. Mr. Dunn-Rankin, although perfectly harmless, goes around muttering, Cuckoo, Cuckoo.ll MR. BENJAMIN HYRES has left for Canada to marry MISS SHIRLEY SIZEMORE. Mr. HyreS stated that the trip would take about two hours. News item: Graduates Honored-ALICE EGAN, MARIELLA WAITE and PAUL HENRY were given 0 farewell Porlyuat Winter Park High School and honored as oldest students in the class. ShuckS, quavered Paul, another year and my daughter caulda graduated with me! Bigamist convicted: TED SCHMIDT was sente ced t d t ' MARGUERlTE FOWLER and BETTY LOU PARROTT testified against him. n Yes er 0y as W0 lees, Kmmmmuwwxwwmwwmwwg ' i , ' H . : , XM, :'

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Ihuuahlum .wbww I-uuium hwdmmg mahwmtti In G . ' u- .-uidit w c i'l'm; IRENE SCHULZ wills a bunch of carrots to anyone who goes out with a carrot lover like Pete Brown. LAWRENCE DAVENPORT wills his ringing tenor to Clifford Wright. JUNE CAROLINE AMBROSE wills her desire for a baby blue convertible to Pat Keezel, who can't drive either. CLIF PRICE wills his ancient and venerable electric doorbell, now on his car, to any one who can make more noise with it than he did. VELMA HARTSOOK leaves her talent, as leading hair stylist of America, to Virginia McCray. LELE CHAMBERS leaves his ability to speak through high microphones to another shorty, Lonnie Carrut . BETTY LOU SHANNON wills lwith regretl her admiration and affection for Mr. Roberts to the whole seventh grade class, because they have five more years in the band. PETE DUNN-RANKIN wills his ability to get along with Mrs. Kay to any luckless member of the junior class. NINA BATES wills her subscription to The New Yorker to Lucy O'Steen so that she will have plenty of material for paper airplanes. SHIRLEY BLAIR leaves one of her average-length skirts to Elizabeth Eff, that she may have the New Look, too. KIM BARLEY wills his beloved Chrysler, 0 complete set of tools, and the gas bill to the Smithsonian Institute. ' BUNNY BANKS wills her danc- that she will eventually win honors HOWARD TUCK wills his large, Chubb. FLORENCE CHAMBERS wills her to Maxine Elmore, so she won't ing ability to Mrs. Park in the hopes too. muscular shoulders to Albert ability to get along without boys have so much trouble with hers. SARETTA HILL wills her shy and retiring personality to Joan Ben- nett. 'Nough said. JONATHAN DUNN - RANKIN on the mimeograph lnachine to any want muscles. wills his ability to turn the crank future iournalism students who SHIRLEY JACOBS leaves her brother and sister to those teachers who think they've seen the last of the Jacobses. ALICE EGAN wills to any junior, who suffers from insomnia, her ability to fall asleep in world geography. BOBBY GARRETT wills his title Muscle Man to Raymond Weakling Lavender. MARIELLA WAITE wills her talkative attitude in English to anyone else who can be so wide-awake first period. LORETTA MARCHAND leaves her sister to Howard Bundy. MARION MORRIS wills her ability to get around on her inadequate legs to anyone who finds him- self in this same predicament. LOIS WHITMORE wills all the quiet laughter and ways that have been willed to her to Peter Neide in hopes that he can make better use of them than she has. SHIRLEY SIZEMORE wills her chair in P. A. D. to any future senior who is subiect to day dreams. TOMMY HUDGENS wills his oversized football helmet to some sweIl-headed sophomore. TED SCHMIDT wills his books to those horrible monsters who plagued him with them. MARGUERITE FOWLER leaves her large bank account of 25c to the Tri-Hi-Y- so that they will be able to feed the Key Club at the Beach this summer without starving themselves. BETTY HENKEL leaves, and peace and quiet re turn. . sfhsev'iwlaszxf'i e . A A ' atlfril; 43,13: -- . ; iwwm'ngasA-

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Professor of Biology, CHARLES BARLEY, at the Dumbmore Female Seminary is conducting night tours for young ladies in order to better vauaint them with the scenic beauties of Florida. Faithfully observing nature with the professor were MARION MOR- RIS and SHIRLEY BLAIR. MISS BETTY HENKEL, national president of the W. C. T. U., is heading an anti- saloon drive for the betterment of public morals against LARRY iDUDEi DAVENPORT and RICHARD WiLLIAMS on the charge of selling double zombie cherry smashes at their tavern. New York, November iO-The outstanding novelist and leading socialist, PETER DUNN-RANKIN, has had his newest book, My Life In 976 Pages, banned in Boston. CAPTAIN EDWARD iLivingston, I Presume?i BERGMAN, while exploring the Lower Slobovian iun- gle region, discovered a nudist colony headed by the famous BUNNY BANKS. Miss Banks said, Just bring your tooth brushes, folks. Seen with their tooth brushes were EVELYN SCHRADER, MARGUERITE DOLIVE, GARY WEIS, RALPH IMBRIANA and LORETTA MARCHAND. The star player on the New Jersey Pinnocle team, PETE BROWN, was critically iniured when he caught his hangnail on the cards. Mr. Brown is claiming damages from his opponent LYLE CHAMBERS on the charge of unnecessary roughness. Near the bottom of the page there was an advertisement which read, The Dishonorable JOE WIL- LIAMSON for President. All graft, no honesty. Sponsored by EDDIE LANE, C. PRICE, and S. RICH- ARDS. ' News item: Radio Comic TOWNE WINDOM is suffering from a nervous breakdown as a result of accidentally reading one of his jokes. His writers, DOT N WINEGARD, ALBERTA WRIGHT, and BARBARA MAZE claim no con- X nection with this ghastly accident. ' An armed truce has been de- clared between the State of Flor- ida and NINA BAT E 5. She has retreated to Maine to ioin her col- league LOIS CREEDEN. The great dancer PLOPLOVO k during the Ritual Mire Dance. His he is taking a turn for the nurse. FLORENCE CHAMBERS and VELMA HARTSOOK are proprietors of Ye Ole Bookery. In the window was the latest book by CAROLINE AMBROSE called Ten Easy Ways to Paint a Rembrandt. SARETTA HILL, president of the Winter Park Little Mothers' Club, has arrested RUTH TRIMBLE, HES- SIE DODD, BETTY NEWTON, MARGARET RICHARDS, and BETTY SHANNON on charges of vagrancy. VAN BRACKLE sprained his wrist manager ELLEN MclNTYRE reports There you see, we told the little freshman, now you know! The little boy looked at us, a glazed, fanatic store in his eyes, and staggered into Robbie's.