Wilson College - Conococheague Yearbook (Chambersburg, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 227 of the 1912 volume:

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PA. utetnnrh TO PICTURE AND TO WEAVE INTO THESE PAGES SOME OF THE SPIRIT OF WILSON AS SEEN THROUGH THE EYES OF NINETEEN TWELVE, HAS BEEN THE AIM AND EFFORT OF THIS VOLUME H55 ehicaiiun TO THE DEAR UFOLKS AT HOMEg YOU TO WHOM WE OWE OUR OPPORTUNITY FOR LARGER DEVELOPMENT AND USEFULNESSQ THROUGH WHOSE DEVOTED SACRIFICES, WE ARE HERE TO ATTAIN, IN SOME MEASURE, YOUR HOPE AND AMBITION FOR Usg BY WHOSE FIRM FAITH WE ARE SUSTAINED AND ENOOURAOED TO OVER- COME DIEEIOULTIES AND TO STRIVE EVER ON TO A FULFILMENT OF YOUR IDEAL, WE LOVINGLY AND REVERENTLY DEDIOATE THIS VOLUME 4 E-K C63 5 A 1 ! 17 A Z . xi! -2. 5 X If ' A 4, 'Tis pleasant, sure, to see X f ,il 01ze's mime in privftg ., ' if AQ A f700lz's a book, altfyo' X' Q, X? 1 tbere's nothing in it. ffj?Z,f,i,,f,1,QNR '--I-U ' IIUJULEIHIIIIIIV fmmmk 45' 'P 7 lfffwf' li , fdll 1' f ., ff! YA. v. ff x .LJ of S C73 ml' - Lf . . Q 52' Y v 'fvillfj I X 1 Ill . Xb, ar fy 1 94 Y- QZQZZIY3 v 1 I nf N II' J ff! f .. Z . 1-5 . VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE -M4 ,na':Haww',, fy? ' gn Hffzwt N FD' I Q 6 j I A 3 xml f 535 ' af f R14 fwdsivil 'fx ifgb H fag WEEE Eihttggl 'fir Q 1 N 1' v' W 'o 5 fair es -. A ' 'U -pffi-CFA rf-ff , T J . 1 I P X5-:.. Q' 5215- V.. 2 ff'?2.'4:-v-- X , 1 .uxqg-5 .,, gn 5 Aif,-fl., I . I V -,V , W6 ' if : ,IKE i' 1-' vi f i I 5 ua' ,f AE P'- . A wwf' xjggsvf- X ' '. 1' 4, wot' ' H N up f , u l . x N X NW .1 4 l xg ' 'gt 3,45 S 5 . If 43- K A J 'H .N 1', :le -' T , if' '- W f ' I ' g ' '-1 0' 'gg i ' 'f'1? -if?ff ' X ' - 1 - 3 2 - A. y- Wyre: '- 41 ' - on 1 9. 6:12 Y - .of - I .. 1!l5MHiff. QQ Blame fwhere you mutt, be candid fwhere you can, And he each critic the Good-nalured Man. Editor-in-chief Businexx Manager Assixtant Businexx Matzager Literary Editor.: Art Editor Member Ex-oficio. Honorary Art Editor. MARGUERITE GLAFEY There ix a Day of Sunny Ren! ? ? ? MARGARET IOHNSON The rule get money, still get money, boy, no matter hy fwhat meanff' MARION BRYCE 4' You Jay you nothing ofwe, and .ro I .vay,' he only ofwef, fwho something has to pay. SUSANNA STILLWELL None but an author lenofwc an author'.r caresf, WINIFRED MCCLELLAND I am an acme of thing! accornplirhed, and I an encloser of thing: to be. CHRISTINE RAYMOND I newer dare to :write as funny as I can. TEI TANIOKA With a smile on her face ana' a palette in her hana'.,' EMILY BACON f' H Jack-of-all-tradexf' AGNES GLAFEY, ex-'12 9 President Matthew Howell Reaser VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE I1 ' il: ' i ff ' I Q if It 1 a ,e E gf.-22 ' :EL -,..c 15N - ii . I of Classical Department Preriderzl MATTHEW HOWELL REASER, A.M., Ph.D. Washington Universityg Westminster College. Dean: CAROLINE GOAD ......... GERMAN Trinity College, A.B.g University of Toronto: Trinity University, A.lVI.g University of Berlin QGermaf1ylZ University of Wisconsin. ADELAIDE BIRD ....... BIOLOGICAL SCIENCE Massachusetts Institute of Technology, B.S.g Harvard University NANCY JANE CRISWELL ......... LATIN Wilson College, A.B.g Cornell Universityg Columbia University, A.M. CHARLOTTE ISABELLE DAVISON ..... MATHEMATICS Wilson College, A.B.g Cornell University. MARGARET MELVINA WAGNER . lI1?,?,QffCTCg1f,EfjffNH,Q'SICAL TRAINING Bucknell University, B.L.g Harvard Summer School of Physical Trainingg Boice School of Expressiong Emerson College of Oratory. VIRGINIA MARY MCCOMB ........ GERMAN University of Indianapolis, A.B.g Hanover College, A.M.g Radcliffe College, A.M., Lehrerinen Senuriar zu Hanover. VIRGIL RYDER ......... GREEK, LATIN University of Wooster, A.B.q Harvard Universityg University of Wooster, A.M. CLARA MAUD SYVRET ....... FRENCH Mt. Holyoke College, A.B.g Cornell University. I Dean Caroline Goad VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 13 Classical Department, continued SARAH LETTY GREEN ...... PHYSICAL SCIENCE Cornell University, B.S.g Ohio State University. BEULAI-I ARNOLD MACIVIILLAN ...... ENGLISH University of Nashville, B.L,q Columbia University, A.M. ELSIE MURRAY ........ PHILOSOPHY Cornell University, A.B., Ph.D. NANCY ELNORA SCOTT ..... HISTORY, ECONOMICS Indiana University, AB., A M., University of Pennsylvania, Ph.D. KATHERINE EVELYN CULLEN ..... FRENCH, GERMAN University of Toronto, A.B., Diplome Superieur litteraire de l'UniverSit6 de Lille. ELIZABETH DONALDSON ........ ENGLISH University of Minnesota, A.B.g Columbia University, A.M. MARIE LOUISE JOSEPHINE CZARNOMSKA . FRENCH, HISTORY OF ART Smith College, A.M. MARTHA KOEHNE ....... PHYSICAL SCIENCE University of Ohio, A.B., A M. JANE WILSON . ....... PHYSICAL SCIENCE Smith College, A.B. REV. JOHN ALLEN BLAIR .... . BIBLE Wabash College, Indiana GERTRUDE ROBINSON ..... LATIN, MATHEMATICS Syracuse University, Ph.B. MARY LOUISE ERSKINE .... . LIBRARIAN Wilson College, A.B, MRS. I-IARRIET MOORE SMOCK . SUPERVISOR Dean Jensen VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 15 Musical Department Dean: OLAF JENSEN Pupil under Ferruccio B. Busoni, Professor at the New York College of Music, First piano professor at the Conservatory of Helsingfors, Finland. JESSIE LOUISE ANDREWS ........ PIANO Elmira College, A.B., Student under Edward Dickerson, Oberlin, Student under Wm. Sherwood, Chicago, Student. under Dr. Karl Klindworth Berlin, Student under Fraulein Emma Koch, Berlin, Student under Friiulein Careno, London, Virgil Clavier School, N. Y. IVIRS. ENINIA VVARDE RYDER ...... PIANO, VIOLIN College of Music of Cincinnati, Springheld Gold Medal, College of Music, Cincinnati, Salloway College, MIIs. B., University of Wooster, Chicago Musical College. BERTI-IA EIVIILY I-IARDING .... .... P IANO Diploma Elmira College, School ol' Music, Sterns Conservatory, Berlin, Germany, Student under Gottfried Galston. IVIABEL IRENE BASI-IQRE ........ PIANO Ithaca Conservatory of Music, Student under William Sherwood, Chicago, Student under Herr Monod, Berlin. JEANETTE LATHAM SENSENEY . . . VOICE, THEORY OF Music Wilson College Mus. B., Student under Ferdinand Dewey, Boston, Student under John Nlehan, New York: Student under Madame Marie Decca, New York, Student under William Tomlins, Chicago. ETHEL DAVIS ........ PIPE ORGAN, PIANO Missouri Valley College, MIIs. B., New England Conservatory, Organ under H. M. Dunham, Boston. VIVIEN ETI-IEL MACCONNELL ...... VOICE, PIANO Student under Platon Bronnoutf tRubensteinl, Student under Reginald Little CLesclIetizkyl. ENOLA MAY LEWIS ..... PIANO Pupil of Stojowski Institute of Musical Art, New York. MABEL LOUISE FEI-IMER ........ VOICE Pupil of Wilhelm Heinrich, Boston, Pupil of William Whitney, Boston, Pupil of Madam Emilie Herzog, Berlin. ANNE CARRINGTON ........ VOICE Student under August, Dresden, Student under Francis Kerbay, London. MME. MARGARETHE BOYE-JENSEN . . . . VOICE Art Department MARY M. CATI-ICART Student at the New York Art School, Student at Atelier Castelucho, Paris, Student under Lucien Lenion, H. C., Paris, Student under Madam Debillemont, Chardon, H. C., Paris. 16 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL.17 S f ISI H D I S I , if RS! 5 3 '- E' -f I x x - 'E T ':?23-I I , ., :FV 'Q' 2 . I' IW kl I REV. S. W. REIGART, D.D. Salisbury, Md. GEORGE H. STEWART . Shippeusburg GEORGE CHAMBERS, ESQ. . Chambersburg REV. GEORGE S. CHAMBERS, D.D. . . Harrisburg JUSTICE JOHN STEWART, LL.D. Chambersburg CHAUNCEY IVES . . Chambersburg HON. JOHN B. RENDALL, D.D. Lincoln University JOSHUA W. SHARPE, ESQ. Chambersburg THEODORE PRESSER . . Philadelphia H. A. RIDDLE . . . Chambersburg REV. GEORGE M. REED, D.D. . Newville WILLIANI ALEXANDER, ESQ. . Chambersburg REV. J. RITCHIE SMITH, D.D. REV. JOHN B. LAIRD, D D. HON. DONALD P. MCPHERSON HENRY B. MCCORMICK . REV. JOHN CALHOUN, D.D. REV. J. WYNNE JONES . REV. S. EDWARD YOUNG, D.D. THOMAS M. NELSON . MOORHEAD C. KENNEDY MR. THOM. B. BRERETON DR. ELLA 'B. EVERITT . MRS. A. N. POMEROY . . . . Harrisburg . Frankford, Philadelpha . . Gettysburg . . Harrisburg . Germantown Baltimore, Md. . Pittsburgh Chambersburg Chambersburg Chambersburg . Philadelphia Chambersburg OFFICERS OF THE BOARD President . . . Vice-Prexidenl Treasurer . SB67'EIlll'jl . REV. GEORGE S. CHAMBERS, D.D. . REV. J. RITCHIE SMITH, D.D. . GEORGE H. STEWART . JOSHUA W. SHARPE, ESQ. VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 17 'I -1 V -I ' 4 4-If Alumnae Association Presidenl MRS. JEAN BARNETT RAMSAY, New Bloomfield, Pa. . . N Vzfe-Prerzdentr 4 -N' - 1 , N 1 ' . , r 1 . - -. -X4 , l .4 I N -1 i n .X . llyr-llfl 1-' l- lvl II ll l 6:5111 I MRS. E. NICLANAHAN lVlCPl-IERSON Gettysburg, Pa. NIISSEHANNAH J. l3ATTERSON,E 5623 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, Pa Secretary MISS ROSE M. RUSSELL, 806 Holland Ave,,lfVillcinsburg, Pa Alssisiazzl Serrelary V NIISS CHRISTINE FELLOVVS, Penn Hall, Chambersburg, Pa. Second ffrrisiafzl Sefretary MRS. LILLIAN BERLIN HOKE, Chambersburg, Pa. Treasurer MRS. EMILY FLETCHER CARL, Greencastle, Pa. rfxxislani :,Tl'Kl1.fllI'B7' MISS KATE H. BOYD, Chambersburg, Pa. V fb fi QUUUU THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL.17 The Kittatinny mountain has arrayed herself in blue, The Valleys all are silfoer as they sparkle in the dew, They lofoe the good old college and the college lofves them too, For they greet her eifry morning clad in silfver and the blue. The Conococheague comes dancing while she wears her silfoer crown, But when she comes to college she assumes her azure gown, She lingers by the classic walks and all tlze summer through She plays beneath the willows, clad in silfoer and tlze blue. The blue birds sing our matin hymns in wood notes clear and sweet, The minnows in,their silfoer coats convoy the college fleet, So all tlze realms of nature wild, and all thatls sweet and true, In science, art and music, lowes the silver and tlze blue. TSM 0 -3,-5 ls, L T Q 5 8 -- ttttst tttt N I ! 4 J V 22 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL.17 Senior History SNTT this the most interesting book? Ilm so anxious to read to the Hfinisf' Remember how it told of the underclass games in the first chapter? , How well they played as freshmen! No, they didn't win the champion- ship, but they did K' beat well. They were drummer-girlsf, you know. And shouldn't we have enjoyed that trip to Harrisburg? Well-I guess! Do you know, one thing that I noticed particularly in that chapter was the fact that that disease i'crushitis is never mentioned. They were immune from it for the history says that they were thankful that no member of their class, so far as was recorded, was ever known to have an undue excitement of the heart, which spent itself, and incidently her father's money, in candy or flowers. Don't you think the second chapter showed their optimism and unselfishness? They were defeated in athletics that year, but they took it all in the proper spirit. That was a right clever play they presented to their sister class, too. It was their first attempt, you know, and it did show some promising dramatic ability. They were the most sisterly kind of children. Mention is made so often of the pleasant evenings they spent at HSouth,l' assisting their most admired seniors in step-singing. The third chapter shows them to have been some fewer in numbers that year. Jolly Juniorsf'-that just seems to suit them. They called their presi- dent Reddy -remember? I wonder if that had anything to do with their readiness for everything that happened to be the order of the day. This was the time when they had their first taste of the delights of the H Prom. I'll wager they got all the pleasure out of that great event that girls could. They were banqueted by the Freshmen, and, oh! we must not forget that they won their second basket-ball championship that year. Didn't I say that they had won one in their freshmen year? Well, they had. but they never boasted, and, as the fact was simply mentioned in their history, I suppose I forgot to tell it. Now We're ready for the last chapter. Shall Iread it aloud? Silence gives consent, so here goes. H We came back in the fall of 1910, with great and good intentions. This year we all lived together in one dormitory, called K South.' HBefore the holidays, our spare time was taken up with athletics, making 'senior money,' preparing for the bazaar and practicing for the senior play. After the Christmas vacation, various other things presented themselves, such as entertaining the faculty, obtaining a man for the 'Promf fThis being our second experience of this kind, we had no difficulty., It was with some misgiv- ings and pangs of sorrow that we felt the end of our college days drawing near. There were so many 'memories,' so much love for ' the Silver and the Blue.' 'Tis finished. My honest opinion is. that that class of IQII was a good old class, and I know they are doing their duty nobly in the world today. As a member of 1915, the present freshmen class of Wilson, I move we toast 1911s-our most worthy predecessor. Here's to 1911 l May success be with her. VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 2 Class of Nineteen Eleven Molto Flower Color: Clan Tell- Presiderzl . Vire-President Serreiary . Treasurer . LT 1'NoN SIBI, SED o1v1N1BUs . RED ROSE RED AND WHITE Crellakazeven, zeven, zeven! Crellakazeven, zeven, zeven! 19, 19, 1911 1911 CLASS OFFICERS MADELINE REYMERT MARJORIE HILLMAN CAMILLE STAHR ANNE HADDOCK VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 25 AI:-AMS, LENA . BALL, DOROTHY BUCHANAN, JANET CAMPBELL, MARY COOK, HATTIE . DEFOREST, NlARION . DERHODES, ERMA DUNCAN, PRISCILLA . GALLAGHER, ANNA HADDOCR, ANNA HAEER, EDNA . HENRY, MARY . HILLLIAN, MARJORIE . IOBE, ANNE HELENE . LATHAM, LORRAINE . MCCRUM, JULIA MCCUNE, EMILY BlEALS, RUTH . MERREII, MAYLIE . PARKHURST, CORNELIA PIERCE, IRENE . . POMEROY, ELLEN . REYMERT, MADELINE . ROBIE, SARA . SAYLOR, IDA . SHAEER, MARY . . SIEBER, lV.lARY GRACE STAHR, CAMILLA. WALKER, LOIS . . WARRINGTON, ETHEL . WETZEL, OLIVE . . ANDERSON, ELLA FLORY, HELEN . SHIREY, HAZEL . THOMPSON, MARY TUCRER, BEULAH WASBERS, MABEL WILSON, MARGARET , Senior Classical . Windher, Pa. . IOIQ Park Place, Wilmington, Del . 664 Phila. Avenue, Chambersburg, Pa. . Penn Avenue, Warren, Pa. '. Dutch Neck, N, J. . 125 Main Street, Norwalk, Conn. . McKinley Avenue, Salem, O. . Duncannon, Pa. . New Alexandria, Pa. . Terrace Avenue, Apollo, Pa. . Chambersburg, Pa. . McCoySville, Pa. . 5 Delaware Place, Flushing, N. Y. . 127 East Market Street, Xenia, O, . IOI Carbon Street, Weatherly, Pa. . 2 Elm Street, Bradford, Pa. . West Newton, Pa. . 202 Lincoln Street, Oil City, Pa. . SOI West Eighth Street, Wilmington, Del. . I7o North Franklin Street, Wilkes-Barre, Pa. . 25 Buena Vista Street, Wilmington, Del. . Port Royal, Pa. . Flushing, N. Y. . 311 Third Street, Aspinwall, Pa. . 1296 High Street, Pottstown, Pa. . Chambersburg, Pa. . Mifilintown, Pa. . Oley, Pa. . Fannettsburg, Pa. . Georgetown, Del. . 707 East Mahoning Street, Punxsutawny, Pa Senior Musical . I2O Hooper Avenue, Toms River, N. I. . 24 Second Street, Bangor, Pa. . 3575 Rhodes Street, Chicago, Ill. . Milroy, Pa. . 144 ElmAAvenue, Rahway, N. I. . 32 East King Street, York, Pa. . Duncannon, Pa. Q f..f VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 27 Junior History It is a ,I2-'Cl' Wilsonite, And she stoppeth all of three- : v 1 ' 10, 1.3, I-1-1 She says. Now list to melw UNO, no, we can't, quoth one and all, K'The hockey game is on, And we have Math and Psych to do, Before the day is gone. She holds them with her glittering eye, The classes stand quite still, And listen like a three-year child To ,12, who has her will. There is a wood not far from here, Which I did chance espyg I liked it well, I took a walk, That I might pass it by. 'Twas twelve o'clock when I reached there, But I was not afraid, I saw a light and followed it, And now I feel repaidf' The classes three, they tare their hair, Yet cannot choose but hear, And thus spake on that Wilsonite- Oh ,I2, she has no fear. As I stood still and watched that light, I saw three hags come near, All bent and crabbed with old age, Yet each one was a seer. The first was robed in purest white, She was the Past, it seemed. The next was clad in emerald green- The Present, so I deemed. The first and last, she Wore a robe As black as black could be, To the Future pointed with her hand, And in that hand, a key. Ulfilh apologies ia Coleridgej And yet there were some more to come, Oh, they were gruesome, tool They gathered 'round the three first hags, I watched what they would do. 'AAt length they formed a circle, large, Around a boiling pot, Therein they threw all kinds of things- The substance-I knew not. The Past then rose, outstretched her hand, The circle stopped quite still, I looked and listened, all intent, While the white one spoke her will. 'K 'Beholdf she said, 'both one and all What this pot will reveal! For I am here to tell the Past Of ,I2 which then I seal. 4' 'Shl-new I look within the pot- Yes! Tis a ball, I see, It bubbles, falls-but now on top- Ah, now I have the key! 'That ball-it is a hockey ball, 'Tis painted blue and white, It tosses, twists and turns around, W'hich shows that ,12 can ight. K' 'But better still-ah, this is good! See on the ball two V'sl Please let me now disclose to you, That this means victories! 'The ball now grows and it expands, It is a leathern one, Basketball, too, must take a turn, When hockey is quite done. 'Ahl-soroini, sorota-what is this? Bonzai, bonzai, bon-bon-zai!- A little boy, who does not move, And who will never die. 28 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL.17 Junior History, continued 'Yet-ye witches-,tis as I thought, I see the true connection, Across his body in blue and green Is written- the Even's Protectionf 'K tThe water now boils over him, And next I see a gate, It opens to the Princess' School. Where ,I2 first met her fate. 4The gateway also dies away, The Past I now will seal, The green one comes to take my place The Present to revealf t'The Past, who was so white and pale, Went back into the ring, The Present rose to take her place, And thence began to sing- AI wave my stick, the pot doth boil, I keep it burning hot, 71275 Present I have come to tell- Oh, this it is my lot. L' 'I see a ball-the hockey ball, Which for the Past did come, The V's are gone, and in their stead- Defeat-but keep it mum! U 'Yet this defeat is very dim, It seems to disappear. I close my eyes, I open them Next year, 'twill not be here. 'The caldron shows a Promenade, With dancing girls and men. fAnd next I see a grove in spring And there the May-day play, 'Tis a success-a great success- There're others yet, they say. 'All these are but fleeting glimpses, The caldron now cools down, On top I see this word remain- Hope-for future renownf The Present with that retreated, The Future came to view, A And slowly she, with pointed hand, Her task began to do. Backward and forward moved her arm, The caldron turned to stone, But yet-be still!-it turned again, And then began to moan. HI watched, I looked, and then I saw An image, dear to me. The Future stooped and murmured chants, And then she used her key. Thenceforth the god began to speak, And this, ye friends, he said- 'For 112-SUCCESS, Renown, Respect-' And then he was as dead. t'The Future, still with pointed hand, Moved back into the ring, When she came to the accustomed place, They all began to sing. 'fMy friends, if you would like to hear, Some come from State, some come from Says '12- for you I'll hum PIN, The lines of what those witches sang- While others come from Penn. 'Twas 'Hail Palladiuml' U The Wilsonite, who thus spake so, Begins to move away, One of the classes goes with her, The others, not-they say! X VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE Class of Nineteen Twelve - 1 1 lf- I Y, --T2 f.'.Qix,5 . . if pw ' K I fi, 1' X FSI W.- M -'E 1 . I ,4 I Ivlorzo HVIVUM AD sU1vIMUIvI Flower VVHITE CHRYSANTHEMUM Golan . . . BLUE AND WHITE Clays Yell Soroini sorotta, iche uensei Banzai banzai ban, bauzai Washoi, washoi, washoi, washoi Banzai, banzai, ban banzai. CLASS OFFICERS Pmidenz . .... EMILY BACON Vice-Prefidenz , ELIZABETH DORWART Smuemry . . JUDITH MCCOMB Treasurer EDITH MARSHALL X, l- THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL Junior Class Roll BESSIE ANDERSON, fb X NIJ PARKERSBURG, W. VA. Slightly tripping over the hill, With her kodak over her shoulder Posing her friends with marvelous skill At every cornshock and boulder. To know who they are, it takes a good guesser, , But Bess only laughs and says, L'I'll be Bessorf' EMILY BACON, Aloha Club, db X 111 MooR1zs1'owN, N. I. Of all the girls in IQI2, We clearly love our Emily, 'Tis she who runs our ship of state, And very often bosses Uwe. The only fault that welll expose Is that she gets sarcastic, 'fl lg ' f And when at Faculty she starts ix N She sometimes gets bombastic. 3 xx . x.. N. T, , X s fl E ' . , .Q -iq ELEANOR BECK, Aloha Club BIILTON, Pa. Her te1nper's as sunny :ls the hair of her head. ' Now don't be mistaken, Don't be misled- , XVe'll call her hair golden f We won't say itls red. VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE l.l ELIZABETH BESSOR, fb X X11 CHAMBERSB URG, PA. You may do your best and think youlve won, But youlll prove to be just a guesser. You'll get but gn! for what youlve done- It's Elizabeth who's always Bessel' I SARA BISHOP ALLEGHENY, Pa. In art this very quiet maid Has quite a start. , Beside the swift, dark, mountain ' She sits apart. Before an easel, all day long, She paints at ease. Here puts 21 duck, And there a clump of trees. Some day she even hopes To do a frieze. RUTH BLOGMHARDT, Skull and Dagger Club ALTOONA, PA. Straight hair as dark as nigh And cheeks like dark brown cocoa' :X sense of humor, drollg And this is just-our Poco. VZ . stream i ,l - 32 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VOL. MARION BRYCE, stun and Daggar Xfrn ERIE, PA. A maid there is, of whom I now must tell, Whose soul is fattened with romantic spell, And when she sings, tho' it be e'en 21 scale, She makes of it a poem, or some sweet tale. CHARLOTTE BRYDEN, CID A B SCRANTON, PA. Oftl in the stilly night, Ere slumber's chain has bound her, Into the hall she creeps, Her kimona wrapped around her. Over her Psych she pores, XVith seven more books beside her. in Working for double 'H-X's - . V , And may good luck betide her. . A V ISABEL BUCK XVARREN, P.-x. There be none of Hermeis daughters Wfith dramatic powers like theeg And like tempests on the waters Is thy sweet voice to me. As thy sweet head thou art tossing, With thy gestures most engrossing, Didst thou sinile upon the dean? By Izix smile, so't'would seem. l 5 1- 1 VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 33 ELIZABETH CLINE S'r1zw,x1zTsv1LL1s, N. I. Here's a young lady named Cline, In hockey she surely is line. With her hair in a braid, This Ileet-looted maid Beats everyone else down the line. PEARLM' CLOUSER NEW BLooMF11zLn, PA. P is for Pearl, the silent and sad. Her outlook on life seems eternally bad. She sits up each 'night with a handful of papers Wfhen no one is near, she starts in her capers. When she's through, like a halo surrounding her head The curl papers appear, and she's ready for bed. KATHRYN COLT, Mem Schin NORTHUMBERLAND, PA. Little Miss Up-to-Date, you say? Shels certainly chic from Z to A. She's a mighty good kid in every Way, And naught would trouble her placid mind If some becoming way she could find To do her hair Without a rat. - i THE CONOCOCHEAGUE Vor,.17 KATHERINE COOVER, Skull and Dagger Club HARRISBURG, PA. This is the fair Katrina, Of the 'flunoesquel' form and airg God-like only in demeanor,- It does not extend to her fare. For instead of just nectar, As we'd really expect her, She eats food enough for a fair. ELEANOR COPELIN, 'Aloha Club ITARRISBURG, PA. She looks quite well and healthy, But, if you inquire, you'll hnd She sullers from a malady Of quite a curious kind. It's called Neglected Academics, And itls treated just this way- A dose ol' Iniirmary On written-lesson day. FRANCES COUNSELMAN SHORT CREEK, W. VA. Trickle, trickle, trickle, On thy cold iron sides, O Radiator! W And I would that my tongue could utter X' ' The smells that arose from that butter. 4' he Oh! well for Miss Fannie's trick That she played on her friend Julia K. 'We know that it made Julia sick, For a month from her room did she stay. VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE MAY DAVIS, Skull and Dagger Club SCRANTON, PA. May, thou art always on the spot. Thou Busy-body! A With many ai lute and busy thought- It is your hobby, Beware! dear May, all things you cannot run. Too late, to Hea.ven's gate, you'll bustling, come. - We -I H , is ' X X Q.-. ., V 5 X MARGARET DAY RED CREEK, N. Y. Oh! I know a girl, Margaret Day, Who swore in Z1 most forceful way, That willow plumes grew on il 'Ajay To this she adheredg XVe all stood a-feared A ministerls child to gainsay. i' ,il -if fu ,1 A ELIZABETH DORWART, 119 A B, LID X XII NEWPORT, PA. There is a pleasure in the pathless woods, There is 21 rapture in an unknown course, There's a society where none intrudes, But Jake,-and many a. feeling of remorse. A rule of Prexy's we, alas! have broke! And on our heads his Wrath did invoke. lli.ll. 36 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE Vox, ELIZABETH EYSTER CHAMBERSBURG, PA. Wee, modest, hard-working Eysterl You'd never believe in what we surprised her. For, mounted on Pegasus, o'er a poetical road She urged on her steed with the thought of a A'Goad. MARGUERITE FIFIELD, Skull and Dagger CIDXNII CHICAGO, ILL. Oh, Fifty is her rnother's pet, And all her lather's pride, She is, you see, an only child, Their hearts to hers are tied. Her checks come ing her wants supplied, To Mercersburg she oft' hath hied. To visit Mary Witherspoon And -other friends beside. MARGARET FISHER, Aloha Club, X T H XVAYNE, PA. Two Chums are there, one of the Junior, Une of the Senior class, a loving pair. Apart they never are, and ne'er will be. When Marion says yes -then Peg says Oui. But Marion soon from the College must gog If absence makes the heart fonder grow-? P VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE SOPHIE FLEBHNG 'I A CHIIIIIIIZIQSBURG, PA. 'Hi She often underrates her powers Q V , A f 1 And Wastes lull half of her study hours ,L 31 X In laments and worries of every kindg 'gc .- Because, alasi she cannot find , The very best thought to suit her mind. .. gi .,- .-Xnd thus she seeks to hncl the best- ' A model of conscientiousness. . - , .- . V-I -Izfr v i, Y V Ti' L- I 1 .W r EMILY GALBREATH, Aloha Club LINCOLN UNIVERSITY, PA. Dear Emily, could you go with me A-skating on the frozen sea? Her escort said one night. They went, they skated-and fell down. For weeks he was not seen in town, So dreadful was his plight. de MARGUERITE GLAFEY, A Q F, X T II Q PITTSBURGH, PA. Full of the genius few can e'er possess, All that she touches turneth to success. Wilson and IQI2 are proud to own her, And ever in our hearts shall we enthrone her. THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL.17 KATHERINE GRAFF, Aloha Club DILLSBURG, PA. Katherine takes things easyg She believes in fun. And so when Madame Sherry Conflicted with Greek I, What else was there to do Than just to cut and run RUTH HENRY, Aloha Club ITOLLIDAYSBURG, PA. And next we come to a girl named Ruth, But, alas and alaek, shels so quiet and shy That not even her friends can tell what she doeth. And oil' xve're afraid that 0E she would fly, If to her we'd say '4Boo! -and that is the truth. l. .i. - MARGARET HILLIS MEHOOPANY, PA. Because she studies hard, and loves her latin X, Perhaps you'cl give her up as nothing but a grindf' But when you hear how beautifully she giggles-then You're ready to declare-she can be nothing of the kind. g I VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 39 ,V Aj .pf V . EDITH HOUSEL, cp tx B 11 XVATSONTOYVN, Pix. 'L - Q - H if. ,. ,. Af - ,tx - . . c .. W Now Miss Edith Housel, 'tis said, -Lf' V I Is fond of her dear brother Fred. .-. .j ,W From morning 'till night, 'tis her great delight . The praises of Freddy to spread. A 'f.- f-5,14 ' But she has of dislikes one or two: ' In this list come bugs and 'fZoo. A - V af ., fz ..f,sf'q 1 . ., 4: . 2: 4.., ,!,il1.wLE.'.Ry WJ ' 'fV,l4., . ' , it lgggfjz. 9' I 'f 'r ., ff ,hr :1l .- 3-'iff fy ,. ' :sf VY, -fi. 7 EDITH INGHAM, Skull and Dagger Club NEW CASTLE, PA. O Ingham, Ingham! Breaker of hearts ' , Of Freshmen, Sophs, of men-a motley crowd. At all she bids friend Cupid aim his darts, And with her trophies flaunts herself, full proud. If high marks are not her peculiar forte, '- - 1 In hockey and with crushes, she's a. sport. HELEN IRWIN, Aloha Club ALTOONA, PA. Every hair in place-precise from head to toe, No matter what shels doing, she always looks Hjust so. And though her dainty Waist-line is scarcely twenty-one, She rarely touches chocolates-for fear of gaining some. W ,-,l.i..-1.1- 1 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL.17 MARY IRWIN, A O r NEWPORT, PA. Thy golden locks, dishevelled, bright, Are still more lovely, in my sight, Than golden beams of orient light- hdy lWary! Such feebleness of limbs thou provest, Such languidness, whene'er thou movest, 8 To take things slow indeed thou lovest- My Mary! MARGARET JOHNSON, A .Q F, X T H CIIININIPU, SH.-INTUNO PROVINCE, CHINA. A daughter of the gods, divinely tall, And most divinely fair, And most divinely slim, I must declare. In basket-ball the leading part she took, As Business Manager-behold our Book. Q ' ' She met the men in town with manner Coy, 'sa f An ad, Sir?l' and they acquiesced with joy. F. X ., RUTH JOHNSON, A O r, X T II CHINANFU, SHANTUNG PROVINCE, CHINA. A play, as Sophomores, we did give To 1910, our sister class. A Princess, too, we had to have, And Ruth all others did surpass. Our play did much enhance our fame The woods all rang with Ida's name. J VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE . .i MARY KENNEDY WY.-xLus1Nc, PA. Her chief enjoyment is walkinff She does it by the mile, ' Her chief aversion is talking,- Why should she, with that smile JULIA KERR, 2 A I1 FULTON, Mo. Stately and tall and fair and straight! A Christy model will be her fate. She leaves us this spring, to return next Septemberg - Her friends and her knowledge, we hope she'll remember A IQI2 handshake we then will extend her. , May good Wishes in all of her sojourn attend her. MARGARET LARIMER, Skull and Dagger Club Skull and Dagger Club, X T H IRXVIN, PA. - Her heart leaps up when she beholds Some problem she must do. So it was when her life began, 'Twas ever thus her fancies ran. Grey matter in her Cranium folds- A gift bequeathed to few. THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL. 1 MARY LEONARD, Aloha Club .ix A HAZELTON, PA.- l t ..,, ,... ., . I She chatters as she comes, she chatters as she goes, ' ' ' ' And what she says is simply-beaux, beaux, beaux. I , g X . From early morn throughout the day 5 ,e l I' What does our nckle Mary say One I love, two I love, three I love I sayg Four I love with all my heart, and f1ve.I cast awayln , A . V df! .' ' 0 LA f at 1' I . f! - ELEANOR LOGAN YORK, PA. Of course we dearly love her, And need her more and more. But such a curious trait she has Of drinking HQSO4. GRACE MAY, 9 E P, X T II BEAVER FALLs, PA. O gracious! May is the girl for me. She is a winner from A to Z5 She's always on deck for work and fun, 1 When anything's doing she's off on a rung She managed our I-Iallowe'en party just bum CPD 4 The corking good side-show caused quite a big hum. VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE -L3 EDITH MARSHALL, Skull and Dagger Club, 419 X 111 NIEWCUMBLQRLAND, W. VA. Pay your class dueslw was her cry, As round the corner you would ily. Juniors shunned her, mayhap, 'tis true, But the Freshmen stuck to her like glue. And Helen and Harriet always quake When they see rivals in her wake. ' l lZr QV F FLORENCE MEYERS GREENCASTLE, Pix. When a student looks at Florence, This is what she sees- .-X maiden, sweet and pretty, always ready for a lark. When a teacher looks at Florence, Weaker Grow her knees, -1 INDE MOORE SHARPSBURG, PA. When father, from his fond, proud height, Did seek to find his child a name, His heart was stirred with freedom's might, Independence Day he called the same. And Inde waileth day and night, Because her name is such a fright. L She secs nd, pretty maiden, but a dreadful question mark. ,.l1. 44 THE CONQCOCHEAGUE VoL.17 ELEANOR MCCLELLAND, Aloha Club SHIPPENSBURG, PA. A maiden most meek, most gentle, well bred That statement dispute not, though her hair is quite red. So studious so bright One more 'Lshining light, She needs not a candle to put her to bed. I f:t.,fg,yg i I, ' I e -V.. ,M ., all h, ., ,G Al A' I fly - x ig. - - ,Q WINIFRED MCCLELLAND, Aloha Club, cb X xp ' :gf t SHIPPENSBURG, PA. i V O, 'tis not of some new sphinx I now am a'tellin, U D But an apostle of studies, one Winilred McClelland. . She lives in the prosperous Burgh of Shippeng vi' I The times she has there are just simply rippin'. :f A drag with the teachers-you know the kind. . ' Perpetual Poler CFD we hope she Won't mind. 3 iii' '3'T 1.,5:'1 ! . -4 K - lt l ' fit' Ei? 1 i l- -. . Q V if -I .,'r ,v,' ' IUDITH MCCOMB, Skull and Dagger Club, XT II IIADDONFIELD, N. 1. Quite modest, among the modest, Yet of decided opinion is sheg Which with her blue eyes and freckles Makes her most attractive, you see. She never misses any fun , She has her lessons pat, And anything that you'd like done By G-um, she'll 'Abe doing that. Vox.. 17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE . 11. HILDA NYHART, Skull and Dagger Club SCRANTON, Pix. The curfew tolls the welcome dinner hourg The eager feet press on to the repastg While Hilda softly sinks, unseen, to cower Beneath the platform, to perform her task. All through the long and tedious freshman meeting, With gasping breath and cramped limbs, she lay, With naught to still her heart's tumultuous beating, And-naught of import did she hear them say. a ,Q V . ,, cf, X. FW ,N 1 '-' i , s f HELEN PENTZ, Mem sehm J' Q .N D, DUBo1s, PA. ' T Paint those eyes, so true, so kind, - Eager telltales of her rnindg , gi fs' ' Paint with their impetuous stress ,Hr-Jr-' - Of inquiring tenderness. ,. Q Those frank eyes, Where deep doth lie 5 fi .I An angelic QD gravity. ,.tsl '- if W- , ,wg .-.gf .X 1 1-:, -. .- ff ,,, ..1,f. Y PM 1 .Q,,?g,,Q 1 DOROTHEE PHILIPS GREENCASTLE, PA. This maiden so gay is named Dorothee, I And her nose, we must say, is a bit retrousse. Now, from her name and her nose, Would you ever suppose That four hours each night, ere she goes to ,her rest, She consumes with delight-the Literary Digest! --X . THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL.17 CHRISTINE RAYMOND, Mem Schin, -IJ X MII LAWRENCEVILLE, ,N. I. What passions cannot music raise and quell? i From Music Hall it drives us e'en to-Iensens. I Of that fair household, Christine is the belle, The fond delight of them that therein dwell. ' You ought to see her when she leads our yell. It's U Go it! Kids!-Hip! Hip! One-two-Now Swell !' 4 , ' ffl Y- t I 5 i 5 FLORENCE RIEFLER, cb X if . S ' TANNEIUS FALLS, PA. ' vi If you want something done in a jiffy, ii. - If you want it done rightly and well, just go and ask Florence Riefler- ' Q She all of your Ilurries will quell. 4 For she is a lady of talent, b I V There's nothing that she cannot do, :,.. 'I Q From gym stunts to fullback in hoclqeyg ' Lf, -f . M vu gg, 1 , She is always obliging to you. ' - 'K 'xg X4 if MARY SEEDS, Aloha Club ALTOONA, PA. Here's a young lady named Mary, And, like her famed namesake- contrary.' For no matter how sad, Or the maddest of mad, She still stoutly maintains that she's 'tMary. s VOL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE ' 47 FLORENCE SHORT, Skull and Dagger Club S'r. CLMR, PA, :X man came to talk about lepers, His talk was impressive indeed, But Florence no breakfast had eaten, Of which she felt greatly in need. Her head drooped low on her bosom, Her cheeks, they were ashen and pale, And, tottering, she left the Chapel, And has neler heard the last of the tale. 8 'lf sf i . - ,.. 3' 2' 3 l I . ' if , I CHARLOTTE SMITH, Mem Schin CLEARFIELD, Pa. Hobble! Hobble! Wiggle! Wobble! Tot goes by in her latest hobble! One of a lavender texture is made, One of blue, for the promenade. And what shall we more of this girlie saym She's cute as Xmas in every way. ,r jr 2. ff ,Axim '- . ' . ELIZABETH STANTON, Aloha Club A 1 : A LOGANSPORT, IND. lfafvn V' 7 I 25 V' r , i if f f O, do you remember sweet Alice M. Reed, ,-, f i V. Sweet -Alice with hair so bro wn? b 9 2 I Well, Betty remembers her quite well indeed, uuuu Q 1,353 For Alice ne'er gave her a frown. In lessons and music our Bettyls a shark, And she's there with the goods when it comes to a lark. But her eyes oft' get dreamy, her heart it gets sore, For Alic e, her idol, is with us no more. ,,.' T. . 48 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL.17 BESSIE SUCCOP Skull and Dagger Club PITTSBURGH, PA. .1--V ' l 3 fi :L V, ff '.. . 1 :gi ,a .. 521, + -mf.. -- A H' --.4265 ' ,wh 'QW . I .' I isa. H LW SUSANNA STILLWELL, Aloha Club, X T H DOYLESTOWN, PA. There was a young lady, that lived in this college, Whose brain was tormented with fullness of knowledge. She persisted, resisted, but all was in vaing She had honors thrust on her, in spite of her pain. Blest pair of gigglersl of the Suecop clan. Harrnonious sisters! Happi- ness is their plan. They never scrap, but ever live together, Giggling in bright, as well as stormy weather. They dress, eat, sleep and look alike! It's true. There's no other pair we'd rather see than these tivo. K .YL LELIAH SUCCOP Skull and Dagger Club PITTSBURGH, PA. . fl , 1 h V VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 49 VIRGINIA SUTHERLAND, E A II, cp X xp CHAMBERSBURG, PA. It's a poetess she is, And versatile as such, I For she writes her poetry In English or in Dutch. And as for all her letters- Poetic every time. But it's really not alarming, For she's a winner in ever i y ne. - '-.. T 3 SARAH THOMPSON,-Skull and Dagger Club MILROY, PA. A sweetly rounded figure- A face that,s Wreathed in smiles- A look of baby innocence, And yet so full of Wiles. Of course, we call her Tubbie, In spite of Shakespeare's fame, We couldn't call her Sarah- There is something in a name. I1 TEI TANIOKA, X T TOKYO, JAPAN. The Welsh girl is pretty, The English girl, fair, The Irish deemed witty, The French, clebonaire. Though all may invite me, To all let me say, The charms that delight m I find in dear Tei, H e THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL.17 JESSIE TOMB JOHNSTOWN, PA. Her name, alas! is ponderous Tomb! But she, indeed, speaks aught but gloom. Her wit all Second Hall doth illumeg With sprightly fancies it doth bloom. 5. . 2 1 MARION WILSON, Aloha Club, X T ri NEW CENTREVILLE, PA. 9 The man who hath no music in himself, Is fit for treasons, stratagems and spoils. For even tho' this maiden quiet be, She can bring forth such strains of harmony That we would shuffle off our mortal coils. VOL 17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE HAZEL ALTSCHOOL MARY ANDERSON MARY ANGLE VIRGINIA BELL ETEKLA BEYER MARY BOGER PANSYE BROSIUS BESSIE CAMPBELL JEAN CHRISTIE ANNA CLARK IRENE CLARK JEAN CROWDER THEODORA FARRELL MARY FELTWELL IVIABEL FREY IRENE FRITZINGER LUCY GAREY HARRIET GEBHART HELEN GEIGER ANNA GILLAND JEAN GRADEN GERTRUDE HALL MARY HENRY EDNA HOBES MARGARET HICKS RUTH HOUSER MARGUERITE HOLLINGER ANNA HOSTETTER MARY JOHNSON EDITH KANAGA LUELLA KREIDER MARIE KRIBBS Quondams BEULAH LEAS NIABEL LOUSER NAOMI LONG ALCIE MCINTYRE CLAIRE l1ClVIURRAY MARGARET MCNEILIS B1URIEL MILLER MAYME MOORE HENRIETTA LWINNICK ELMA NICHOLS EUGENIA OSBORNE ETHEL PARSONS SARA PATTERSON ELEANOR ROBERTS SARA ROBIE SARAH ROBINSON LAURA SARVAY MARGARET SEDGWICK FLORENCE SHEELY CONSTANCE SHOOK EDITH SHORT ANN SHUMAKER ANNA SMITH HAZEL L. SMITH HAZEL M. SMITH SELMA STEPHENS MILDRED SUBERO BEULAH TUCKER LOIS VANMETER KATHLEEN VVALKER ETHEL WAIIRINGTON ISABELLE VVASBERS fAom Q i713 TQHE if sklfafi VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE Sophomore Class History fWilh apologief lo Fuzzy Wzzzzy. j I YVe wuz Freshies, don't ye know, in IQOQ, An' sometimes we wuz licked an! sometimes not, W'e fought the juniors, Seniors UXIL, the Sophs, But Eleven wuz the finest uv the lot! So here's to you, Eleven, an' We like you mighty good! You're a goin' to leave ol' Wilson, an' We wish you didn't Wouldg But We'll guard the next year's Freshies, as yu've showed us how to do An' Where'er you be, Eleven, here's the best o' luck to you. II. Sure, we've had some little troubles an' some ills, Gee! English knocked us silly for a while! An' Miss Bird she guv us Spino-gental chills, An' Horace didn't eggsactly make us smile! But all We ever got from such as they Wuz nuts to what Miss Wagner made us swaller! We held our bloomin' own, We're proud to say, But math and gym, they sort o' made us holler! So here's to you deer teachers, an' to you We doff our lid! Our orders wuz to study, so o'course we Went and did, You broke us up with writtens an' you didn't seem to care, But for all the odds agin' you, deer teachers, you wuz square! III. I'll bum! when We cum back in IQIO We could hear the Freshies bawlin' fer a mile! But they soon got down to business in the held, An' by gum, they dished the Sophomores up in style! Their baby doll we sort o' didn't like, But they only dug him up when they wuz smart, Palladium they called the little tike! We'd a stole him, but we didn't have the heart. So here's to 1914, an' you needn't think We're mad, Fur some other games is cumin', an' We're goin' to beat you bad! An' here's to deer ol' Wilson, fur we all belong to you. Laws! give an' take's the gospel, but we'd all fight for the Blue! 4 1 I . 1 Vor,.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE Class of Nineteen Thirteen , Flower ..... RED POPPY Color: . . . RED AND BLACK Tell- Halla G'nick G,new G'neen Halla G'nick G'new G'neen G'nick G,f1CW G'nick G'neen G'nick G'new G'nick G'neen 'l3! CLASS OFFICERS Pmidenz . .... . JEAN DE HAVEN Vire-Prexidenl MARY E. HENRY Sggrgfgfy . IWARY XfVARBURTON Treasurer HELEN CRAIG 56 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL.17 Sophomore Classical ADAMS, ARLINE . . AGERTER, ELIZABETH . ALTENDEREER, ESTHER APPENZELLAR, MARGARET ARMENTROUT, BflARGUERITE BLACKBURN, NELLIE . BRAKE, FLORENCE BURRITT, PHOEBE COBB, EDNA . CONVDRICK, FRANCES . CRAIG, HELEN . CREESE, LIDA DAVIS, lXClARY . DE HAVEN, JEAN DICKINSON, ANNIE DIEI-IL, SARA . DINKEY, EMELINE ELLIS, REBEKAH . FRY, AIMEE . GROEE, MARGAIIET HENRY, MARY E. . HERTZOG, BERYL . HIGHBERGER, SUSANNAH HOLT, MAE . . HOUSTON, CAROLYN . JOBE, TVIARGUERITE . KENNEY, NIARIE . KINDIG, JULIA . . LEONARD, NELLE . LIEBENSBERGER, ETHEL LINN, DOROTHY . . MCCURDY, CATHARINE MACNAY, MIRIANI RUTH MILLER, MARY GLENN MOORE, MARY . . NEEL, GERTRUDE ORESON, REBECCA ROBERTS, FLORENCE . ROBINSON, GERTRUDE . 179 North High Street, Chillicothe, O. 1535 Lakewood Avenue, Lima, O. 36 Beech Street, Pottstown, Pa. 76 Main Street, Chambersburg, Pa. Montchanin, Del. Oakmont, Pa. 197 VVest Market Street, Chambersburg, Pa. 1855 Calvert Street, Washington, D. C. Scranton, Pa. Toms River, N. I. Whitney Street, Wilkinsburg, Pa. Broad Street, Leetsdale, Pa. 26 Rose Street, Freeport, N. Y. 329 North Thirty-fourth Street, Phila., Pa. Ligonier, Pa. Lehmaster, Pa. North Third Street, Easton, Pa. 511 South Main Street, Phoenixville, Pa. First Avenue, Phoenixville, Pa. Berlin, Pa. I43 Farragut Avenue, Vandergrift, Pa. 143 South Main Street, Phoenixville, Pa. NVest Newton, Pa. Sington, Pa. I4 West Avenue, Wellsboro, Pa. 127 East Market Street, Xenia, O. East Main Street, Connellsville, Pa. West Philadelphia Street, York, Pa. 2oo Meyer's Avenue, Meyersdale, Pa. S2 James Street, Hazelton, Pa. 221 West Pike, Canonsburg, Pa. Third and Locust Streets, Steelton, Pa. 2127 Second Street, Harrisburg, Pa. 56 Market Street, Blairsville, Pa. Womelsdorf, Pa. 142 Mill Street, Greensburg, Pa. Pleasant View, Pa. Main Street, Wellsboro, Pa. 1101 Oakwood Street, Toledo, O. VOL. 17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 57 RODES, JEAN , SHEELY, FRANCES SIEBER, ALMA SMITH, HELEN . SNYDER, lWARTHA SOWERS, EDNA . STEFFEN, MARIE . STEWART, DE LORA STRITZINGER, DIARY STUCHUL, CHARLOTTE TENNIS, BIARGUERITE TODD, SUE . . WARBURTON, NIARY WHITE, MARGARET VVINTON, KATHERINE ZUG, OLIVE ' . DIBERT, BLANCHE KEEGAN, LUCETTA KELLER, ELSIE . MCBRYAR, LUCILLE MEHL, FLORENCE ROBINSON, SARA . SCHRIEFER, MARGUERITE . . Anderson, O. , 143 Springs Avenue, Gettysburg, Pa. . Mifllintown, Pa. . ISI Merrick Road, Freeport, N. J. . 355 East King Street, Chambersburg, . Bedford, Ia. California Avenue, Pittsburgh, Pa. IO7 Plum Street, Greenville, Pa. 34 West Main Street, Norristown, Pa. Fifth Street, Indiana, Pa. . . 611 North Sixteenth Street, Phila., Pa. . 325 Arch Street, Leavenworth, Kan. North East, Md. . New Castle, Pa. East Queen Street, Chambersburg, Pa. Chambersburg, Pa. Pa. Sophomore Musical . goo Penn Avenue, Reading, Pa. . Woodsiield, O. . Bedminster, Pa. . . First Street, Apollo, Pa. 527 Chestnut Street, Leavenworth, Kan. 29 North Shore Drive, South Haven, Mich. . Eighty-ninth Street, Brooklyn, N. Y. FRESHMAN Jag-f X , Y-efzffifff ' El ' . Qv x e L ! 'i x ' Q ,x 5 N, W Q M I? Q, 'fue JJ YQ 'V--7 , X-MVA . If , iw X 8 if 1 ix lqmll 1.35 5 X ' ' A . A WW! NY ,, J, 7, A L l J A J M- 'Z ' V- r W ' 1 :SX 4 bi ,ii -Q igi 1 if ., 7,9-A i - VV 5- yi kj ' v A XM N lb q I V K MM maui D VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 59 Freshman History NCE upon a time, a fair land was discovered, which was beautiful at all times, but never was it quite so lovely as in the bright springtime, when every one taketh new life. In this country was a well, yclepediye well of learning,' from which gushed forth a wondrous stream, Whose power was un- limitable. And to this far-famed well came every year a new band of pilgrims, who wished to drink of this marvelous stream, and thus become wise. But what was so strange about these bands was that they would stay in the land for only four years-never more, never less. Then, the capacity of each being filled, they would leave the magic water, and wander to other lands and from each other. One year a new band appeared who called themselves 1914, and took to themselves the colors green and White to be their standard, which they would carry before them through their sojourn in the land. This new company proved to be wondrous strong, and, at once taking their place in the country, showed their power of holding their own, for in all the bloody battles fought they came out ye victor, always keeping their colors ever fair and pure. And thus were they ycleped not only conquerors of the previous band, but even were hailed victor of all. In proof of which a sign was given them called a GW'-a most wondrously desired prize sought by all. And here the page endeth, saith the recorder-but what may not yet be written concerning the sojourn of this band? -f-i -un ', K :Rin k aw. .. 42 I I S' VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE Class of Nineteen Fourteen 1 , W' I vf' Mom NOT POSSIBILITY, BUT REALITY Flower . ..... WHITE ROSE Colors . . . GREEN AND WHITE Yell- Mahe, Mahi, Maho, Rum StiCk3., bum-a-nicka, nit cat, Ninny Cat, sof fat morang, Hobble gobble, ricker racker, Hobble gobble, fire cracker, Hobble gobble, razu Jonnie blow your baa-zu Sis, Boom, Bah '14, ,I4 Rah, Rah, Rah. CLASS OFFICERS President . ..... MARY FERGUSON Vife-Prexident . MARION GIVEN Sggrglgry , AGNES REASER Trggfurgr MARY HAZLETT 62 THE CONOC OCHEAGUE VOL. AMBROSE, BVINIFRED . BAKER, DEBORA . BEARD, HELEN . Booos, RUTH . CAMPBELL, RUTH CLOUSER, ALBERTA . CRITZ, DOIQOTHX' DAVIS, NETTIE . DIxoN, GLADYS . DOUGLASS, BAARJORIE DRIVER, ELIZABETH . DUNCAN, ELEANOR . FARNE, ELSIE . . FARNE, BAARGUERITIE FERGUSON, NIARY . FERREE, RUTH . FOCHT, ELLEN . FRENCH, FLORA FRITSCHE, HELEN . GALLAGHER, MARTHA. GEIST, LEAH . . GELTZ, GENEVIEVE . GILBERT, NELLIE GIVEN, MARION GOYNE, IDA . HAZLETT, lWARY HEATH, CHARLOTTE . HERRE, FLORENCE . I-IURsT, BAARGARET . IRVINE, MARY . . JACKSON, MARY IQATHRYN JONES, EDNA . . KRUMRINE, RUTH LEONARD, LUBOLD, HELLN . IVICCONNELL, MARY . BICCUNE, MARY BICNAIR, MARIE BAILLEN, REBECCA . MILLER, ELIZABETH . NIONROE, ELIZABETH . BAORGAN, VELLAH BELLE PARKHURST, GERTRUDE PHILSON, ANNA . POMEROY, REBEKAH . PRICE, DOROTHY PUTTS, THECKLA RANKIN, ELLA . REASER, AGNES REED, ELIZABETH REIST, FLORENCE , ROBINSON, ELEANOR . RowE, HAZELLE . RUDDICK, EDNA . RUTHRAUEE, BKIARGARET Freshman Classical 1753 Columbia Road, Washington, D. C. Roland Park, Baltimore, Md. Newark, O. 6I5 Coal Street, Monongahela, Pa. Marion, Va. McClure Street, New Bloomfield, Pa. Norwegian St., Pottsville, Pa. 'Sixth Street, Laurel, Del. 630 Maryland Avenue, Pittsburgh, Pa. 712 High Street, Logansport, Ind. 3452 Perrysville Avenue, Allegheny, Pa. East King Street, Shippensburg, Pa. II5 North Second Street, St. Clair, Pa. IIS North Second Street, St. Clair, Pa. Mechanicsburg, Pa. North Main Street, Dayton, O. South Second Street, Lewisburg, Pa. Park Avenue, Paterson, N. J. 607 Osage Street, Leavenworth, Kan. Grant Street, Irwin, Pa. West Main Street, Waynesboro, Pa. East Wayne Street, South Bend, Ind. 130 South Maine St., Chambersburg, Pa. 7585 Kelly Street, Pittsburgh, Pa. 236 Walnut Street, Ashland, Pa. 309 Eastern Avenue, Aspinwall, Pa. Hamilton Court, Phila., Pa. 5I9 Erie Avenue, Logansport, Ind. Smithheld Street, Mount Pleasant, Pa. 125 Fifth Avenue, Altoona, Pa. State College, Pa. Northampton Street, Easton, Pa. Lumber City, Georgia. 28 North Iowa Street, Atlantic City, N. J. 522 Laurel Street, Pottsville, Pa. Canonsburg, Pa. Brilliant, O. Halstead, Kan. Ioo Cattell Street, Easton, Pa. roo Gaskill Street, Jeannette, Pa. 7oI North McLean Street, Bloomington, I 425 North Center Street, Corry, Pa. Reed City, Mich. Berlin, Pa. 595 Balt Avenue, Chambersburg, Pa. 211 Sixth Street, McKeesport, Pa. 2002 Eutaw Place, Baltimore, Md. Berlin, N. J. Chambersburg, Pa. 447 East Market Streeet, Chambersburg, P Mount Joy, Pa. 258 Fifth Street, Steubenville, O. Washington Street, Vandergrift, Pa. 329 Prospect Street, Ridgewood, N. J. Chambersburg, Pa. 1 VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE O3 SCHEETZ, ETHEL SHEELY, NIARION SMITH, JANE . SMITH, RUTH . STEELE, HAZEL . . STRICKLER, HELEN . SUTHERLAND, BTARGARET TATE, TWCINNIE . . TAYLOR, ANNE . . TREAT, HELEN . . UMBENI-IEN, ANNETTE VVAGONER, NIARSELLE WALLOVER, MARGARET VVEAVER, EDNA . WILCOX, BERTHA . WITHERSROON, EDITH. WOODWARD, KATHERINE BEAR, FLORENCE . CAMPBELL, ELIZABETH CANEIELD, HENRIETTA CHASE, HELEN . . CULLINGWORTH, LUCILLE CUSHING, :NIADGE . DELK, MARGARET . HUINIPHREY, LILLIAN , HUNT, ADELAIDE . KISTLER, MAXRIAN . TVICCALLUM, JANET , MASTERS, EDITH , NIILLEISEN, KATHRYN MOORE, LEONTINE . ORNVIG, RUTH . PHILLIPS, LENORA . PICKENS, VIRGINIA . RICHARDSON, BESSIE SCHVVARTZ, FLORENCE SMOLL, RUTH . . STEVENSON, WVILLMA . THOMAS, IRENE . TRADER, OLIVE . VVATERS, FLORILLA . WOODALL, MARION . WORK, RITA . ZIEGLER, HELEN BROWN, IRENE . . JACOBS, CHARLOTTE . JURY, OLIVE . . MAUST, SARAH . . RIBBLE, AIARGUERITE TROTTER, BESSIE . TYSON, ELIZABETH . VOGES, DOROTHY . 515 Main Street, Norristown, Pa. . 143 Springs Avenue, Gettysburg, Pa. . II4 West Avenue, Mount Carmel, Pa. . Mont Alto, Pa. . East Brady, Pa. . 221 Second Street, Waynesboro, Pa. . College Avenue, Chambersburg, Pa. . 4I3 Main Street, Bedford, Va. . Cresson, Pa. . 33 West High Street, Union City, Pa. . 301 North Second Street, Pottsville, Pa. . 518 Main Street, Irwin, Pa. . Smith's Ferry, Pa. . Washington Court House, O. . Wilkinsburg, Pa. . Quilford Springs, Pa. Barryville, Va. Freshman Musical 4032 Baring Street, Philadelphia, Pa. . Orwigsburg, Pa. . 8 Washington Street, Port Jervis, N. J. . Main Street, Newark, O. . Grove Avenue, Richmond, Va. . 438 Powers Lane, Decatur, Ill. . 630 North Broad Street, Philadelphia, Pa. . 7o4 Franklin Street, Wilmington, Del. . IO3O Wyoming Avenue, Scranton, Pa. . 40 Jardin Street, Shenandoah, Pa. . 244 Seventh Street, Renove, Pa. . 2001 Boulevard, Wilmington, Del. . 228 East King Street, Chambersburg, Pa. . I72 Hudson Avenue, Newark, O. . Mifliinburg, Pa. . 3I8 Church Street, Newark, O. . IQQS N. New Jersey Street, Indianapolis, Ind. . Hicksville, O. . IO5 Pine Street, Hazelton, Pa. . Schuylkill Haven, Pa. . 32 North Clinton Street, Trenton, N. J. . Cynwyd, Pa. . 821 North King Street, Xenia, O. . VVest Newton, Pa. . Georgetown, Md. . Ellsworth, Kan. Market Street, York, Pa. Freshman Art 35 West Grant Street, Duquesne, Pa. . Lawnton Avenue, Oak Lane, Pa. . Arch Street, Shamokin, Pa. . 509 North Hanover Street, Carlisle, Pa. . 33 Church Street, Washington, N. J. , 310 Grant Street, East Liverpool, O. . 34 Morton Street, Ridley Park, Pa. . Market Street, Canton O. x VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 65 Special Students AMBLER, ETHEL . AMBLER, HATTIE . ANDERSON, NTARTHA BECK, ELEANOR . BLOOMHARDT, RUTH Booos, ROSALIE . BoOsE, ETHELYN . BUDD, ETHEL . CHRIsTY, ELIZABETH COLT, KATHRYN . DAY, NIARGARET . DEAL, LEORA . DELO, ELIZABETH . EICHER, RUTH . GALBREATH, EMILY GILLAND, ANNA . GOHEEN, ALICE . GRAZIER, MARY . HARRAR, DOROTHY HAUPT, HELEN . HOYER, JOSEPHINE IRVVIN, HELEN . OKEY, ENID . . SHODA, YOSHI . SMITH, FLORENCE . STEVENSON, JEAN . STONER, TVTARY . SUTMEYER, ETHEL WADDELL, ELIZABETH WOLF, SARA . . THOMPSON, SARA . Jeannette, Pa. Jeannette, Pa. R. F. D. 2, Xenia, O. Milton. Pa. 2219 Broad Avenue, Altoona, Pa. 615 Coal Street, Monongahela, Pa. Luthersburg, Pa. Pemberton, N. J. McKeesport, Pa. Northumberland, Pa. Red Creek, N. Y. 625 Center Street, Grove City, Pa. III8 Thirteenth Avenue, Altoona, Pa. 801 Loucke Avenue, Scottsdale, Pa. Lincoln University, Pa. Greencastle, Pa. 854 Washington Avenue, Tyrone, Pa. 314 West Eleventh Street, Tyrone, Pa. Abglen, Pa. 70 Bullit Building, Phila., 0. Phila. Avenue, Chambersburg, Pa. 24 Washington Avenue, Altoona, Pa. Caldwell, O. Tokyo, Japan. 35 Franklin Street, Waynesboro, Pa. 32 North Clinton Street, Trenton, N. J. Market Street, Chambersburg, Pa. Ella Street, Wilkinsburg, Pa. Kanawha Street, Charleston, W. Va. Chambersburg, Pa. Milroy, Pa. x ,su 4 s. t Q .f . ,- .1 ,gi Ja ,s . 1 QE' fP'N4 Q It f' ' ev. W V -l. ,. Q X 353, v, . VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE I 7 W I f f , ,, N 1 Ufulf? vf- S f Vx, ' I x S, fl ,f ' -I I I , 4 I 5' aff - Students' Self-Government Association OFFICERS President . . ERMA DERHODES Vice-President . IDA SAYLOR Secreiary . MARGARfT FISHER Treaswer . MARION WILSON EXECUTIVE BOARD ERMA DRRHODES, '11 ELEANOR LOGAN, '12 MADELINR REYMERT, '11 EDNA SOWRRS, '13 IDA SAYLOR,.7II MARY HENRY, '13 JUDITI-I MCCOMB, 'I 2 CE 413' ,l- IQTJ1 'L' A - 55.1,-1,,,,y' . Fin 2 , ' ., 2 . f VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 71 I Mollo . Colors . Flower . President . Vice-President . Secrelary . Treasurer . LENA ADAMS MARION DEFOREST ERMA DERHODES JULIA MCCRUM CORNELIA PARKHURST MARION BRYCE MARGARET FISHER IVIARGUERITE GLAEEY MARGARET JOHNSON RUTH JOHNSON ARLINE ADAMS JEAN DEHAVEN HELEN CRAIG MARY HENRY I Chi Tau Pi OFFICERS MEMBERS 1911 1912 1913 . Klfupu Tnanfrrapaoxelfvy . RED AND BLACK . RED CARNATION LENA ADAMS SUSAN STILLWELL MARGARET LARIMER TEI TANIOKA IRENE PIERCE NIARJORIE HILLIXIAN MADELINE REYMERT IDA SAYLOR MARGARET LARIMER JUDITH MCCOMB GRACE NIAY SUSANNA STILLWELL TEI TANIOKA IVIARGUERITE JOBE HELEN SMITH MARY WARISURTON r A 'W ' VOL 17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE Phi Chi Psi M0110 Colors Flower President . Vine-Presidcnl . Scfrelary . Trcasuref' . DOROTHY BALL HELEN FLORY HELENE JOBE EMILY BACON ELIZABETH DORXVART MARGUERITE FIFIELD WINIERED MCCLELLAND CHRISTINE RAYNIOND PHOEBE BURRITT MAE HOLT MARIE KENNEY OFFICERS MEMBERS 1911 1912 1913 IDLKO -KOXOIL-XLJ.poz-'-19i1X17 . BLACK AND GREEN . VVHITE CARNATION . DOROTHY BALL . 1V1ABEL VVASBERS . CHRISTINE RAYMOND . LORRAINE LATHAM LORRAINE LATHAM BEULAH TUCKER MABEL VVASBERS FLORENCE RIEELER VIRGINIA SUTHERLAND EDITH MARSHALL ELIZABETH BESSOR BESS ANDERSON SARAH ROBINSON EDNA SOVVERS CHARLOTTE STUCHEL THE CONOCOCHEA GUE VOL M otzfo Colors Presideul . VTCK-PI'ESid67Zf Sccrelary . T1'easzn'e1' . M. ARMENTROUT E. ALTENDORFER W. AMBROSE N. BLACKBURN H. CANFIELD I. COBB K. COOVER D. CRITZ. E. DUNCAN E. DINKEY M. DAVIS S. DIEHL B. DRIVER R. ELLIS G. DIXON M. FERGUSON F. FRENCH A. FRY I. GOYNE M. GIVEN M. GROFF A. GEIST M. GRAZIER C. HEATH D. HARRAR Omega Theta OFFICERS MEMBERS L. HUMPHREY A. HUNT M. HILLIS M. HAZLETT S. HIGHBEROER B. HERTZOO O. JURY E. JONES M. K. JACKSON C. JACOBS E. KELLER M. KENNEDY M. KISTLER R. KRUNIRINE D. LINN M. MCCUNE J. TVICCOMB R. NIILLEN E. LOGAN F. BTEYERS M. BTCNAIR E. MONROE G. MAY R. NIACNAY T. PULTZ G. PARKHURST rbdmekena, Qefrpfoy BLACK AND GOLD FLORENCE NIEYERS FRANCES SIIEELY MARIE NICNAIR MARY MCCUNE F. REIST G ROBINSON E. RUDDICK E. RANKIN F.. ROBINSON F. SHEELY M. SHEELY Y SHODA F. SHORT L. SMITH M. STRITZINGER M. SCHRIEFAR F. SCHWART2: E. SUTMEYER B. TROTTER M. TENNIS A. TAYLOR A. UIXIBENHEN D. VOGES M. WALLOVER L. XVEAVEH R XVORK F. WATERS B. WILCOX H ZIEOLER I w P w x I 1 r lflOq, lfflo H- A D+ 5:11 C-D-is:-X-env.-4 2214-!Cai1C ZH-16:1 x: A 7f'f1v51fgg,4 s m1 s-e- M -5-44 :::::: !g !'A9G -fyjgfiljll Diff' :.1::+J.oi- Bnzezrx 1,1 A u ' N ' ' 'O - -'-1-'j:ff:i11fjQg,',4 If-X-tl Q +'::::ll, ,.. ns ! :ffl- IQ ll W- 211 A 5+fH,11iXi A-L-::S: Q21 :za f ' WP.-Aji E9 +0 -.ge 3-5-++ T Eff 252+ 212:61 Q 22211 7:31 5 I? 12, 7 't A U. .. XII U1 Ill U, I U ,U Q il-1 ul ,Q ,gt-f.. Rx I nil.. D+-l.g f lO -llsayi 61' XM'- ff 1'-41 4 G14 ::1::: A-1-oyifcfy ?sl.A UJ d Q6 J- svgy l-. J,f4,-Q le-L+' A Lf A ' - . 4 .,, J.++41- i:c:,'.+4- x 1 f , , , 1 E P i 1 r X r J if 5 , k S Q f 1 VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE Sigma Alpha Pi Established 1895 SORORES IN COLLEGIO 1912 VIRGINIA SUTHEIILAND JULIA KERR 1913 REBEKAH POMEROY GERTRUDE ROBINSON 1 2:-3 P- ,.f. i -fi 5, . Y wi fii s VSA, vfzy .', .J .ff VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE Delta Omega Gamma Established 1895 SORORES IN COLLEGIO 1911 NIARY CAMPBELL 1WADELINE REYBIERT BEULAH TUCKER NIABEL VVASBERS 1912 NIARGUERITE GLAFEY NIARY IRWIN MARGARET JOHNSON RUTH JOHNSON 1913 CATHERINE :NICCURDY MARIE STEEEEN MARGARET VVHITE ' 1,:ffg1'z.:f ':,:5:21fff' ' ,., T, 'J 1 . 5z2a1e yz..' V ' ,1 f 1Z :1fc, f '- ,,, , ,-, f.v, 'f::.: -' 1 -, . W' 4 f ' e'.p1Q1-M.,iii:-ws-321-21:4 few 1' ' ' ' fn : ,Er-ff' w - ,.,1-.wg-' f' ww . ,-,--w,g,.,+,,f We I . 5 ,- - ,:, , 1'-r ' ,fn .'1:.i'A -, 11 'zf,.'fff1u, GM I . ., -. ' Ja. ,, .. t, 62, ,, , .,,,. .,,. .,. gf... .. .,,. ,, I -9:5331 jimi, . Z 2,21 f ,, 4 ,-, 70,6 . ,l V44 '-J' QW--asf-rr: if 9., an-f 1' 5 - 15' I 4'-fl Q f..,:.zf, 11..w1L, xii' - f -f f 1 -' 449' 7 j 'M f ,1-f,-i . , , I, , ,W . ,, A Q., s f ?E?33iffLl121g-LJ'i 3 ,V 2,4 1. , ,A .A I, Q I r '13 fWk.2:pg:2, ,ag-, f '-2:-2 .i5S':g3:,: , b f fv-4-fe., n-.-.Wg ,,,,,51,. - ' , V'-lip . . ' f 1 'Vt . S . .r.:.:33:ig,5q5.'::amZA x , vm ff. 'F'-a5::1.',F:v. , .,.. , , N- -'+,:f,.-:-Q.-1-f-ff ..,,,,. ?xq'-:zz-utmaflzi - , ' ,sag ,git ui fx 2,11 A 'tx H I YA'-fy - -'g-12,1 . N 'if 6' Sa 1 xl 53438 Q 59 M 'W-I v' , L ' QI' 121- ' ' V ' VI:-.' 4 x , A 1 .., - V, if g , 5 Q 25k fz. , ' 48 x 8 gx ff .gf A 6 W l A 1 K , gf 5 If , 1 : r 1 J' . P , 4 . , 1 , 1 1 , , 6- A , ' 1 4,1 f. ,H rf A , G , '1fz1., af 53 1 'FS , ,F A , . ,gf 1 f 1 x + Q -' 'K ' 3 4 VoL.17 THE CONOCOCIIEAGUE Phi Delta Beta Established 1898 SORORES IN COLLEGIO 1911 ERMA DERHODES PRISCILLA DUNCAN ELLEN POMEROY 1912 CHARLOTTE BRYDEN ELIZABETH DORWART EDITH HOUSEL 1913 ARLINE ADAMS y 1 , ,w -- - '--1,-,, 412- ' ,, . ' ft',.fa.f , ' .,14::, ,Q .7-,-i:,f.-.L fwangiql 11.1.-5. 1 A, . .51 I i i I Q if A V kg V:.f5:E:. . ,, 1, .H ww' ' '.s,j'-'-,Q Y. V, , ,f A ' 1.2255 . '. , ' '-Q:1g:35-j:3, . ' 'gg g ' - H ' . age. PVV- ,, . -Q11 . V :Y K- 1515-E , 1 ' f , I - V Q H , 5'Ei5Q5EQgf:.':.-.:j-g.. T ' H ' .- - ' , . .A-fcf:-4-:'!L'-,::v,:.:f-1-'f- -- Uh,-' X 1 ' . 4 . -' 1'-J. is 2' - w '1i:' 4' 4 -1 Iviiifafff.sw-E5f2-V32.f'f-323'2521-,- -- - ,:, ' 71.1 1' 9 1- - ' L. 'J-:sri X. . ..,'-:.:gg1:7::5X, 4 f e ff? ' 'ff ' 1' , J ' ' 5' 'Jw' ' ' sf ' 5.-M-uf . -f- . f---- . , . I Y. f, f1'f if1-ff : W ,. Maw-1' E ' f f 4 - f -F Q f 5 K - J , J , l '.f'g,5r ' ' - V, ,,,, , K he-.,'-5253155515:-:L zfifieiv 55'-ff A 2-5' . V. VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE Mem Schin Established 1898 SORORES IN COLLEGIO 1911 DOROTHY BALL 1912 KATHERINE COLT HELEN PENTZ CHRISTINE RAYMOND CHARLOTTE SMITH 1913 JEAN DEHAVEN x Xie, gi?,i f?V ., gf 'i55 VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE Phi Psi Gamma Established 1899 SORORES IN COLLE GIO 1911 CORNELIA PARKHURST 1913 LEORA DEAL NELL LEONARD JEAN RODES FRANCES SHEELY HELEN SMITH I 1 11. f u' 'J x I ,QA Psi' VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE Theta Sigma Rho Established 1903 SORORES IN COLLEGIO 1912 GRACE MAY 1913 ELIZABETH CHRISTY DOROTHY LYNN DELORA STEWART CLUB x -r ,f Q7- A5 'gf' 1 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VOL 17 MARION DEFOREST 14ARIOR1E HILLMAN HELENE JOBE JULIA MCCRUAI EMILY BACON ELEANOR BECK ELEANOR .COPELIN MARGARET FISHER KATHERINE GRAEE MARY LEONARD PHEOBE BURRITT HELEN CRAIG BLANCHE DIBERT ANNE DICKINSON MARY E. HENRY MAE HOLT LILLIAN BASHORE ELIZABETH BRENDLE EMILY GALBREATH Aloha Club 1911 1912 1913 Specials MAYME MERRITT IDA SAYLOR OLIVE WETZELL ELEANOR MCCLELLAND VVINIFRED MCCLELLAND MARY SEEDS ELIZABETH STANTON SUSANNA STILWELL MARION WILSON LQARGUERITE JOBE ELSIE KELLER GLENN MILLER EDNA SOWERS OLIVE TRADER SUE TODD RUTH HENRY HELEN IRWIN fy, '-e J 1. 1,5 - 5:3 1, fx LQ THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VOL 17 Skull and Dagger Club ELLA ANDERSON HELEN FLORY ANNA GALLAGHER ANNE HADDOCK RUTH TWEALS RUTH BLOOMHARDT MARION BRYCE KATHRYN COOVER TWAY DAVIS TWARGUERITE FIFIELD EDITH INGHAM MARGARET LARIMER MARGARET APPENZELLAR ROSALIE BOGGS LIDA CREESE SARA DIEHL MARGARET GROF1? MARIE KENNEY 1911 1912 1913 TWARY SHAEER CAMILLA STAHR MARY THOMPSON MARGARET XVILSON EDITH TXEARSHALL JUDITH MCCOMB HILDA NYHART FLORENCE SHORT BESSE SUOCOP LELIAH SUCCOP SARA THOMPSON FLORENCE MEHL LUGILLE MCBRYAR RUTH MCNAY NTARGUERITE SCHRIEFER CHARLOTTE STUCHUL TWARGUERITE TENNIS VOL. 17 THE C 7 OAOCOCHEAGUE 95 VOL. 23 W1LsON COLLEGE, FEE., IQII NO. 3 1 1, g A 5:3 V' g -Q.. A 1 v 1 ....1 ,Lf 12 ' ' 7 ' 1 . . A uw 2' 1, '- T' 5113 1 -. f -5-E4 .s-1:-:ae .V E 2213.-1 .-is-,e. ' .fi 4 I ,. A+-Ja T -' ' ' ' .. - 'A '- - :'-.,. .15 -1 - fq.,1g..3. .- 1 - N. -- ly 1 f. if Edilor-in-Chief . Associale Editors: LENA ADAMS, '11 ELEANOR LOGAN, '12 EDNA SOWERS, '13, Business Maiiagei' . Assisiant Business Maiiager . JANET BUCHANAN, '11 HELENE IOBE, 7II FLORENCE REIELER, ,I2 MAE HOLT, '13 MABEL WASBERS, '11 EDITH BQARSHALL, ,I2 - 1 VOL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 97 H ENVI, ,xxx-,L-, Y. W. C. A. OFFICERS President . . . , Vice-President . Recording Secretary , Corresponding Secretary Treasitrer . , . CORNELIA PARKHURST DOROTHY BALL GRACE MAY SUSANNA STILLWELL IVIARGUERITE TENNIS COMMITTEE CHAIRMEN Bible Study Committee . . . Missionary Committee Membership Committee Finance Committee . Social Committee . Prayer Meeting Committee . Miftsic Committee . Conference Committee , Hand-book Committee . Inter-Collegiate Committee ERMA DERHODES JUDITH MCCOMB DOROTHY BALL MARGUERITE TENNIS ELLEN POMEROY MARION BRYCE CHRISTINE RAYMOND ELEANOR LOGAN MAE HOLT SUSANNA SLIILLWELL T 75 r N1 1 ,Lf f wbx 23 Hi vf , 9 45253 1-'Q lg- 5 X Q ,Q-x ff Xrtfsfrz -, M19 ' '-- If VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE Athletic Association OFFICERS President . . . . IDA SAYLOR Vice-Prcsidml . . ANNE HADDOCK Secfeiary . . NIABEL WASBERS Treasurer . . ELIZABETH DORWART Wearers Of the W HOCKEY HELEN CHASE, 514 AGNES REASER, '14 LUCILLE CULLINGWORTH, '14 MARGARET RUTHRAUFF, '14 MARGARET DELK, '14 BERTHA WILCOX, ,I4 MARY FERGUSON, '14 NIARION WOODALL, 714 FLORA FRENCH, '14 CHARLOTTE JACOBS, ,I4 RUTH KRUMRINE, '14 BASKETBALL MARY HENRY, ,II BEULAH TUCKER, ,II MARJORIE HILLMAN, ,II MABEL WASBERS, '11 MADELINE REYMERT, '11 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE Vo1.17 Championship Games November 19, 12910 November 19, 1910 November 24, 1910 March 18, IQII March 18, IQII March 20, 1911 Hockey PRELIMINARIES 7-4: in favor of IQII: 6-5, in favor of 1914. FINAL 6-3,. in favor of IQI4l Basketball PRELIMINARIES . 1911-1913 . 1912-1914 . 1911-1914 . 191 I-IQI3 30-4, in favor of 1911. 13-8, in favor of 1912. FINAL . IQI2-IQI4 , 1911-1912 17-10, in favor of 1911. 42.--, 6 1 'ii' , ,-1 , V-favvvgw .uw Swv? -fur -2- T mv- ' . ,. r.,., U' - - - ,, w i' -Q, ,'aff'T. 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' .- 1 2 - .f:k':Li-'-..-- 112:5'.'.i:,111r.'E1.1:H'-1-fi.-112'r1g:,g'g:.':r.:Ir.'sEr .215-sr5:51ifEi-I1122fI1E2T'E3S:?'-EiIAE1T1f::'Ii' :ji2:r3E2f-315151:.51 ' . 11' -11314-:-2, S.: ' .F ' ' , ..,.,.,-iq:-:.i3:5:1.3412Q,1:-11g4j,:,,':'.g5:::5'..2jg:f':::.,q'.,:- J., 1.5 5,1 ' -1 .-:Z 11:25, '- Qva-F123-. -::g',, --gfgj -1-'I-1i'Q'1'fi, ,IE Je 'S ',,,,,., ,-wwf' VOL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE Under Class Championship November 12, IQIO November 14, 1910 November 12, 1910 Hockey 7-o in favor of 1914, 6-3, in favor of 1914. Basketball 12-6, in favor of 1914. 1913-1914 1913-IQI4 1913-1914 x - fir Y . . S VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 103 1911 Hockey Team MADELINE REYLIERT ANNE HAXDDOCK OLIVE WEIZLE CORNELIA PARKHURS MARGARET WILSON MABEL WASBERS MARY HENRY . IDA SAYLOR . MARION DEFOREST MAYME NIERRITT MARJORIE HILLMAN I QCaptainj if 49. Center Forward Left Forward Right Forward Right Wing Left Wing Center Halfbacic Right Haifback Left Haifback Right Fullback Left Fuiiback Goal VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 105 1912 CATHERINE GRAFF . EDITH INGHAM CCaptaiuj ELIZABETH DORXXVART ELEANOR COPELIN . ELIZABETH CLINE . JUDITH MCCOHB EMILY BACON . . MARGUERITE GLAEEY FLORENCE RIEELER . EDITH MARSHALL . BESSIE SUCCOP Hockey Team Center Forward Right Forward Left Forward Right Wing Left Wing Center Halfback Right Halfback Left Halfback Right Fullback Left Fullback Goal VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 107 l913 Hockey Team .WIARGUERITE TENNIS SARA ROBINSON . FLORENCE ROBERTS . LUCILLE NICBRYAR . CHARLOTTE STUCHEL. JEAN DEHAVEN . MARY WARBURTON . ARLINE ADAMS CAROLYNE HOUSTON . NELLE BLACKBURN CCaptainj , GERTRUDE ROBINSON , Center Forward Right Forward Left Forward Right Wing Left XVing Center Halfback Right Halfback Left Halfback Right Fullhack Left Fullhack Goal 1 VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 1914 MARGARET DELK . MARGARET RUTHRAUFF MARION VVOODALL . NIARY FERGUSON , AGNES REASER QCaptainD HELEN CHASE . . FLORA FRENCH . CHARLOTTE JACOBS . LUCILLE CULLINGWORTH RUTH KRUMRINE . BERTHA WILCOX . CATHERINE WOODNVARD Hockey Team Center Forward Right Forward Left Forward Right Wing Left YVing Center Halfback Right Halfback Left Haliback Right Fullback Left Fullback Goal Substitute V6L.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 1911 Basketball Team BLADELINE REYMERT BEULAH TUCKER MABEL VVASBERS MARJORIE HILLBIAN CCaptainJ , MARY HENRY . dg:59..6u 2'3 '!!':lf , -.7 .N GDL, bw K 2 .Jw , ' ,JCI 125151 im Lfxfd Right Forward Left Forward Center Right Guard Left Guard VOr..17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 1912 Basketball Team ELEANOR LOGAN INDE TLVIOORE . MARGARET JOHNSON FLORENCE RIERLER NIARION BRYCE EDITH INGHAM Cffaptainj . Z, kVN7 'J LS? ts K Lx. fix 2 Right Forward Left Forward Center Left Guard Right Guard Substitute VoL.17' THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 1913 Basketball Team 'NIARGUERITE JOBE . . HELEN SMITH CCaptaiuj . . JEAN DEHAVEN NIARIE STEEEEN GLENN MILLER ,bu W' 0 . K- K . x 5 f rl Q7 gtg? Right Forward Left Forward Center Right Guard Left Guard A VOL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 1914 Basketball Team lWARIAN BRYCE ELIZABETH TYSON LEONTINE LIOORE MARION GIVEN CCaptainQ . MARY MCCUNE MARJORIE DOUGLAS 3 I Nhlvf-J L' Sl N Ny! ' aa! Coach Right Forward Left Forward Center Right Guard Left Guard May Day x-I A .5 w-,w X 3 . -he, . :wi-4 --rf f ' .P -, Lam VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 119 N fill, V1 3 I VL I il' I l f f X I lf- 'lf i' I N ? if ff ll l ll Ui f tw fs lf ,i The College Inn For five years I've wandered o'er all of the earth, from the Aurora Borealis to the island of Perthg but no matter how varied my life there has been, therels no place so happy as that old College Inn. I have dined at the L'Aiglon, I have supped at Paree, I have gone with my friends on full many a spreeg but ever my thoughts, 'midst confusion and din, will elen be returning to the old College Inn. Some people like restaurants, crowded cafes, but give me the Inn on its quietest days, with my very best friend and relishes hne-who could wish better or happier to dine? Some night when I'm missing that old chum of mine, and for one Wilson sandwich my heart doth incline, I wonder if I mightn't meet my old twin, on turning my steps to the old College Inn. Long years it has been since I drifted away from the classic arcades of Wilson, Pa.g but for infinite pleasure the bet I could win by a good turkey dinner at the old College Inn. Come! join in my toast friends! Your glasses lift high! and drink to the Clays that are now long gone by. Drink to those memories, through thick and through thing drink deeply to Wilson and its old College Inn. MARION VVOODALL 120 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VOL.17 'X I- , - WIFE-7 5 -A A! gffh 'f' , ' ,J X X TS , if 'X fr ' ,ACV J f 'fly f l ' ,- f --ff A Zz., C f 'NK X X Annual Chorus Li be 'C SOPRANO SARA NVOLF ETHELYN BOOSE ROSALIE BOGGS ISABEL BUCK HATTIE AMBLER GENEVIEVE GELTZ RITA XIVORK MARGARET DELK MARY THOMPSON HELEN CRAIG FLORA FRENCH ELSE SEMB ELLA :XNDERSON ELEANOR ROBINSON MARGUERITE SCHRIEFER LUCILLE CULLINGNVORTH SARAH ROBIE OLIVE JURY HENRIETTA CANEIELD ADELAIDE HUNT SARA DIEHL FLORILLA XVATERS .NIADGE CUSHING EDNA JONES ETHEL EXMBLER ELLEN POMEROY RUTH BOGGS HELEN ZEIGLER FLORENCE SCHWARTZ JEAN STEVENSON SARA ROBINSON CHRISTINE RAYMOND AGNES REASER MARGUERITE TENNIS MARGARET WILSON PRISCILLA DUNCAN ALTO . MARJORIE DOUGLAS OLIVE TRADER VVILLMA STEVENSGN RUTH SMOLL MARTHA ANDERSON GERTRUDE NEEL ELIZABETH CAMPBELL SUE STILLWELL VVINIFRED GROSS KAXTHERYN IVIILLEISEN FLORENCE SCHWARTZ PRISCILLA DUNCAN ISABEL BUCK HENRIET1'A CANEIELD CHARLOTTE SMITH RITA VVORK ELLEN POMEROY FLORILLA WATERS KATLIRYN COLT MADGE CUSHING GENEVIEVE GELTZ Glee Club EVA BRINSER MARGUERITE SCHRIEFER MARGARET WILSON HELEN ZEIGLER MARY THOMPSON RUTH SMOLL RUTH JOHNSON JEAN STEVENSON VVILLMA STEVENSON I'IELEN CHASE LUCILLE CULLINGWORTH ELLA ANDERSON GERTRUDE NEEL HELEN CRAIG EDNA JONES SUE STILLWELL RUTH F ERREE MARION KISTLER DOROTHY LINN RUTH BOGGS FLORA FRENCH MARGARET DELK ELEANOR ROBINSON ff fi RAMATICS 122 ' THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL.17 The Romancers Presented to Her Majesty the Queen of the May by the Class of 1911 Saturday, May 7, 1910 Percinet, A Lover . Straforel, A Bravo . . . Bergamin, Father to Perciuet . Pasquin, Father to Sylvette . Blaise, A Gardener . . Sylvette A Notary Bravos Musicians Witnesses Negroes Daughter of Pasquin. In Love with Perciuet 2 3 fl 3 .11 12 ,fl 12 CHA RACTERS . OLIVE WETZEL . HELEN FLORY COSETIE SPENCE ERMA DERHODES PRISCILLA DUNCAN N1ARY THOMPSON . IDA SAYLOR . JULIA MCCRUM ELLA ANDERSON ANN GALLAGHER ELLEN POMEROY LORRAINE LATHAM INJARGUERITE HERVEY CAMILLA STAHR EMILY NICCUNE . LUCILE SWAN BHAYME NIERRITT j 124 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VOL. 17 Trelawney Of the Wells Presented to The Class of 1911 by the Class of 1913 THE PERSONS OF THE PLAY Theatafical Folk. Tom Wrench . . ' Ferdinand Gadd . James Telfer . . , Bagnigge Augustus Colpoys . . Wells Rose Trelawney . ' Theate ' Avonia Bunn . . . I . i 1 Mrs. Telfer CMiss Violetl . . . Imogen Parrott, of the Royal Olympic Theater O'Dwyer, Prompter at the Pantheon Theater . Mr- Denzil ---- Of the Pantheon Miss Brewster . . Theater N011-tlzcczlrical Folk. Vice-Chancellor, Sir William Gower, Kt. . . Arthur Gower . . . His Grand- Clara DeFoenix . . . Children Miss Trafalgar Gower, Sir Wi1liam's Sister Captain DeFOenix, Clara's husband . . Mrs. Mossop, a Landlady . . . EDNA SOWERS . FRANCES SHEELY . . JEAN DEHAVEN . ESTHER ALTENDEREER . ARLINE ADAMS . DOROTHY LINN CAROLINE HOUSTON . CHARLOTTE STUCHUL . ALMA SIEBER . NELL LEONARD . SARA ROBINSON . TWARGUERITE TENNIS . MARIE STEEEEN . GLENN MILLER PHOEBE BURRIT . LIDA CREESE . . HELEN CRAIG Mr. Ablett, a Grocer . . MAROUERITE SCHRIEEER Charles, a Butler . . MARGARET APPENZELLAR Sarah, a Maid . . AIMEE FRY SYNOPSIS ACT ACT II.-Sir William Gower's in Cavendish Square. june. ACT ACT III.-Again in Brydon Crescent. December. I.-Mr. and Mrs. Telfer,s Lodgings in Brydon Crescent. May. IV.-On the stage Of the Pantheon Theater. A few days later. 126 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL.17 The Princess Presented to the Class February 19, 1910 DRAMATIS PERSONAE Princess Ida . Lady P5YChC - L Instructors Lady Blanche ' r j in the University Melissa, daughter of Lady Blanche . . . Violet, at pupil, daughter of Ipse , The Prince ....., Florian, his friend and brother of Psyche . Cyril, friend to the Prince and Florian . Gama, king and father to Ida . . Ipse, Nobleman in Gama's Court . . of 1910 by the Class of 1912 RUTH JOHNSON BEULAH TUCKER . FLORENCE RIEFLER VIRGINIA SUTHERLAND . NIARIAN BRYCE . ELEANOR ROBERTS . EDITH INGHAM . lY,lARGARET JOHNSON . CHRISTINE RAYMOND RUTH BLOOMHART SYNOPSIS Scene I-A Grove Scene IV-Schoolroom Scene II-The Court of Gama Scene V-A Corridor in the University Scene HI-Room in the University Scene VI-On the Geological Expedition 128 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL.17 A Midsummer Night's Dream CAST Theseus, Duke of Athens . . ANNE SWARTZ Lysander, in love With Hermia . ALICE REED Demetrius, his rival . CORINNE BOWERS Egeus, father of Hermia . . EDITH KERPER Philostrate, Master of Revels . . GRETCHEN LAW Lords J . , I . 1 . . HELEN KIESEL J , . KATHARINE HOBSON Ladies J . . . CLARA GREER 1 . , LOUsIE YARRINGTON THE HARD-HANDED MEN OF ATHENS Nick Bottom, The Weaver , HELEN GAIL SPAIN Quinee, the Carpenter . . MARGARET HAYES Snug, the Joiner . . GWENDOLYN BENEDICT Flute. the Bellows-mender . . JEAN GLASCOCK Snout, the Tinker . . BEATRICE DRUMHELLER Starveling, the Tailor .... , RACHEL DAVIS Hippolyta, Queen Oi the Amazons . . HAZEL CARTER Hermia, in love with Lysander MARGARET CLARK Helena, in love with Demetrius . MARGARET BELL FAIRIES Oberon, King of Fairies . MARGARET FERGUSON Titania, his Queen . MARTHA STUCHUL Puck, or Robin Good-fellow . EDNA BARR Fairy ..,.. BQIRIAM LENHARDT Peas-blossom . . STUART P. EMMERT Cobweb . . . L. DE FOREST A. EMMERT Mustard-seed ..., RICHARD TUNIS Fairies-MIsSEs WINITRED SHARPE, ANNE LOUISE NELSON, FLORENCE TUNIS, JANET PREBLE, RUTH AND NLIRIAM BRITSCH. MASTERS RICHARD KOONS, HOWARD SMITH, RICHARD TUNIS, ROBERT PRA- THER, L. DE FORREST A. EMMERT AND STUART P. EMMERT. VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 129 She Stoops to Conquer Presented to the Class of 1913 by the Class of 1911 CAST Sir Charles Marlow . Young Marlow . Squire Hardcastle . George Hastings . Tony Lumpkin Mrs. Hardcastle . Kate Hardcastle . Constance Neville Maid . . I Di or Servants in the gg Y Hardcastle Royer . Family Dick . . . . Stings, Landlord of the Three Pigeons . . . Slang ...... Mlss ADAMS Amenadab . . Mrss WETZEL Barmaid . Mlss WILSON Pot-boy - . . . Miss WALKER SYNOPSIS ACT I, Scene 1-Room in the Hardcastle home. Scene 2-Room in the Three Pigeons. ACT II-Room in the Hardcastle home. ACT III-Same room in the Hardcastle home. ACT IV-Same room in the Hardcastle home. ACT V, Scene I-In the garden ofthe Hardcastle estate. Scene 2-Room in the Hardcastle home. Time-18th Century. Miss BALL Miss FLORY MISS HENRY Miss HADDOCK Miss VVASBERS Miss HAFER Miss PARKHURST Miss POMEROY Miss CAMPBELL Mrss DUNCAN Miss GALLAGHER Miss SAYLER Miss LATHAM THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL.17 All Haz'l, Palladium .f We guard theeg in the years to come Long may each efoen class ,- Before thy throne in homage passf' fe w 'W W U A 'i w , X ,ll ii Iii IN! ,U all 'Ki ull 1 RH ,H ,ax m A ,IH 'Y 'N ,xx . 5 I N 1 R v 5 N 1 pal 1 W W W1 1 W .5 nl 2 L I 37 1 'I A .X E' N J TI ' A . wg 2 ' 22 ii ff Ll U' VoL.l7 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 131 The The 'fThe The lwae ml . Q lim Thanksgiving Day 9.30 A. M. .... . Hockey Game 12.30 P. M. . Divine Service 2.oo P. M. . . . Dinner TOASTS Toastmisiress .... Miss GOAD Woman of the XVIII Century . . Miss DoNALDsoN College Woman in the College Today . . MISS DERHODES Graduate Woman's Work in the World Today MISS RIDDLE True Aim of the Woman's Collegeg the Woman oi the Future. .... . PRESIDENT REASER 8.oo P. M. . . Senior Play, SHE Sroops ro CONQUER7' THE CONOCOCHEAGUE Vox dd Nix!! X S-Z K -'XXXX of 1 7 1 XJ f' y ' 1' o c SF Through the dim corridors and down the long stairs Come gallants and maidens with olden-time airs, Knee-breeches, bright buckles, wide flowing dresses. Cocked hats, perukes, and White-powdered tresses. Under boughs of sweet spruce and soft shaded jet, They tread the gay waltz and sedate minuet. These beaux and these belles, with frolic and fun, Do honor the birthday of George Washington 9 v w A ' X Q N u iq eww f J GERD M f 5 Z'I? E C'C7lV O C'C7CTZY.E.A Gflfli VOL. 17 Y P-f A A W Q 3 7 A19 A - if 0 -71553 5111: fu. ..L was ,uw A - 0 60,27 ,R-Q A gb : I XX-eAgb',r ,f I 1 ' ea ' Q :A A ' W A 1 1 ,ff fff- - ff? fe f A I 0 ' Z-2.5 'K ' xr. 0 If ,,,4,.'. ,4.i--- M V .ii1Qg11!!?qff'N-'-'gg22?!!! 'WWQQQQEQQQ txu f A - X Banquets Senior-Sophomore Banquet HOTEL WASHINGTON CHAMBERSBURG, PA, IVIARCH 14, 1911 1911 TO IQI3 Freshman Banquet 1914 TO 1912 MARCH 17, IQII Q - 138 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL.17 An Ode to Wilson How shall I guide these trembling notes in praise, Worthy of Her we love? I-Iow keep an even path 'twixt smiles and tears In the Elysian grove? So many luring by-paths tempt my song Down Memoryls maze, To wander from its theme in happy thoughts Of by-gone days. Shadows and sun bemingled cloud the sight That should be clear and strong To pierce the backward years, and mark ahead The reaches long. Forty slow strokes the clock of Time hath rung, O AlmaDMater, in thy listening ear, And, wide thy hospitable portals flung, Thou welcomest thy children far and near. And lol They press-a loyal throng To whom these years belong, lfVith festival and song- To celebrate thee with a daughter's pride Their glad hearts cannot hide. These forty years, that shape, in Memory's mold, To single days of varied form and hue, , Show patterns undiscerned till they are cold- Hours little recked of while we lived them through. Ah! who can know the joy he greets today More than a stranger, till the years have grown Into his heart, and he hath learned the way- The wondrous way-Man cometh to his own. Today, O Alma Mater, in thy heart Lie all thy children, living, ay! and dead, Not one forgotten, and not one apart, All by thy mother-love upheld and led. Then sing, O voices, sing her praise- The mother of your days- New poeans joyous raise! Let new hearts catch the strain forever old, And when our love is stilled, our voices fail, Still higher rise the song o'er hill and vale, Caught up to Heaven still a thousand-fold! Measured by years, we count ourselves still youngs Measured by hopes, by joys, by toil, by pain, By all those loving notes the years have sung We count the measure of our life again. Eternal lies the space on either shore Through which we grope our way, by day and nightg Quick-moving where the vision gleams before, Halting where fails its sure, inspiring light. Yet ever faring on by some ideal, Some imaged hope, that draws our way- ward eyes, We draw forever nearer to the Real, The Love that guides and shields our enterprise. Only, when numbered years must give us pause, We turn our faces back to greet the Past, And in the blessings reckoned see the cause That led us to the joy we count the last. So, like the Israelites of old, we stand With forty years of wandering behind, And on the threshold of our Promised Land, Look backward with the thoughts our hearts can find. Far, far behind us lies our Egypt now, Between, and vast, the wilderness of Doubt, The heavy cares that made our souls to bow, The weary days of watching, and the drought. Forgotten are the toils, the hope that died, The weary foot-sore days when joy was dim The longings for the backward goal denied, The famine threatening, merciless and grim. 'Tis daily manna we can best recall And cloven rocks that gushed to fill our thirst, High-hearted leaders, when our faith was small, And holy wrath that made our idols curst. VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 139 But most of all, in those dead days of yorc, 'Tis he, our Moses, whom our souls revere, Noble, true-hearted, guiding us to more While yet our souls were weak and faint with fear. By patient toil he won us safely through, His hands upheld by others when they failed, Alone he lies,-yet living hearts beat true Because helived-because his work prevailed. The cloud that led us on grew dim with tears, Full oft, nor knew we always where it ledg Yet still obedient, though with doubts and fears, We blindly struggled on with God ahead. Our leaders have been, many in the van, And in the rear, to guard our helpless host, Full many a one has left a fruitful span Of years behind that ours might not be lost. Not only they who bear the laurel wreath Have highest praise from those who under- stand, Our life or death lay more than once beneath The quiet guidance of a steady hand. Now, on the threshold of this land of ours, With hearts upraised, we render thanks untold To those who spent the wealth of sacred powers To bring us here through dangers manifold. And standing long To dream of backward days and hopes and fears, Still are there foes ahead-we must be strong . To enter in and claim the coming years. here, We dare not pause too Aland of milk and honey! ay! but Won With hearts of oak and minds to meet the fray. XVe may not cease, but greet the rising sun With sacred purpose for the dawning day. Far, far ahead our star of promise lies Deep in the hidden mystery of night, 'Tis ours the glorious hope to realize, ,Tis ours to make the vision fair and bright. The spirit that hath hlled their lives with might Must bless us, too, to deeds that live in tire, And ever in the radiance of its light Summon our efforts higher still, and higher. Farewell to strength and glory of our nam? Farewell, O Wilson, to thy splendid fame- Farewell to all our worth! if this be left undone. Not those who call Lord, Lord! But those who live my word, So spake, long years ago, the Holy One. Then let our music rise And fill the arching skies Not tongues but deeds proclaim thy secret worth! In high or low degree, From mountain to the sea Spread wide thy comfort to the fainting earth! Thine inspiration live Wherever lives may give, Thy gracious presence cheer through distant yearsg Not ours to see the end, Ours but to freely spend, To recompense thy toil and time and tears. sg .im'.7 !i !!'3 xi .V 1 si . '.'..g:1 V , --HI' 1' 'Li -1 fl-H' F wg? l f' 140 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL.17 The New Gir1's Primer I. The Girl and the Bottle See the big, tall girl. She has a bottle. She has also a matchk The bottle has some letters on it. They are CS2. The big, thin girl brings the match near the bottle. Now see the pretty flames and what a pretty noise! But where is the light- haired girl. There she is in that biggest, thinnest Hame. Now let us sing the dox- ology. ll. The Nabberu This girl is a funny girl. It is very nice to have her come to see youg almost as nice as an attack oi diphtheria. She will wear your slicker if you plead long enough. She will take your sweater ii you ask her to. She will even be too kind to refuse your very best hat and your newest slippers, provided you urge her sufticiently. How we love her! How nice she would look in the Conococheague! III. The Astrals See how dark it is on the Campus. See how the stars are shining, and see the dark forms moving about. Are they evil spirits who would do us harm? No, they are not evil spirits. They are Miss Koehne's Astronomy Class. See how they gaze upward. Are they saying nice poetry about the stars? Ah, no! They are saying that Orion is the Evening Star and that the Pleiades wear a belt! But, hark! What is that? There was a little root sticking up. Now see the pile of as- tronomers. They are still seeing stars. IV. The Curious Visitor V See that big, thin girl standing on the chair. What is the matter with her? A little mouse came to tell her good-morning. She is very scared at the little mouse. She thinks it is hunting its brother. Where is its brother? Its brother stays at the top oi her head. He is a high liver! . V. The Prom Man See the man. He is dancing, or he is trying to dance. How pale his hands look! What makes them look so pale? He has white gloves on! Soon they will not be white. The little book which he holds in his hand will make them all brown and stained. Why is he making such a face? He is telling the girl how much he likes dancing, or, mayhap, he has tread on his right foot with his left foot. VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 141 VI. The Purple Box See the nice box. What color is it? It is purple, and it has Byers on the lid. What do you suppose is in the box? There are violets in the box. There is also a card in the box. The card is tied to the flowers with a pretty ribbon. There is the name of an underclass girl on the card. The violets are for a Senior. She will wear them to dinner, and will invite the underclass girl to spend the night with her. Are the violets paid for? Oh, no! but before next year, sometime, they will be paid for. VII. The Infirm? This is a nice, bright room. It is a sick room. There is nobody here now but the nurse. She is dressed in white and looks very nice. At 10.30 A. M., several Juniors come in. What is the matter with them? They are making dreadful faces, and look very sick and faint. The kind nurse gets them each a quilt, and they lie down. Does the quilt move up and down? Yes, because the girls are laughing underneath the quilts because they are escaping a written lesson. The lunch bell rings. Now the girls fold up their quilts and leave. Are they well? Oh, no! but they are much better. VIII. The Every-Few-Weeks'-End Man See the girl and the man walking along,College avenue. The girl is a hungry girl, and the man is a victim of friendship. He will take the girl to the Inn and he will buy her many things to eat. Will he then go home? No, he will be entertained in the Blue Parlor by the girl. At ten o'clock, he will have to go home. IX. The Annual Editor Here is an annual editor. What a nice thing it is to be one! Her hair is all torn. What made her tear her pretty hair? She is very glad she is an editor because she gets called up for cutting gymnasium and has no time to study and her marks all come down. She has to take extra gym, because she is such a naughty little girl. X. Recitation Hour See those little girls sitting in rows. They are good little girls and go to school. They will each get some ice-cream after school. The lady sitting up in front of them is the teacher. She is telling them not to write on the chairs, as only naughty little girls do that. A bell rings. Now the little girls go to get their ice-cream. 'K ,, 1- gc, . ., t-2 C qi i -izffl w g: figfigfz .. In 9 - -X' .4 L 1 H ' 11 Hg,-Ai, D' A ,, ,4.,,fgg, 1 am' 4 A --- ' ' 'I' I F ' -:QC-4 ' Q..- ' . X' rw . f-9wr'f'. Y-M ww, 14 is? 31:32, pq 1 A Jfifukx ef,-guyz-rr? .V g-A Qi M , QM'-5, ag-,-,aku , 33 ' ' Z 357 4 Y .4yMf,- 1 4' Q-. ff-vfsww-rp fav fu- A 'ff ,f '?g? - . --v-Q .--wif f Y ' ,,.. ,ew Aff- , N-q:9,,.,, f-'N ,,, . ' A , J-'G,.41,xA , , I Af' yy , . ,Q ff -f.. gif-5 -M- 'ifu wwf' 4-..,.mgfl23.v- A533 LZ' 1- I ' .x . 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BLONDOZ, 63 Rue de Seine, Paris. X-JJ!! VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 145 Editorial Is the college girl stodgy? The college girl has been credited with this quality. If you ask her dad, 'IIs Jane stodgy? he will grip his pocket-book tight and say, I hope not. She is five things already, and the last one cost thirty dollars, not saying a word about the banquet or the pin. But, if there is another new one, I guess she is. She always is. I'll go write a blank check. Her mother will sigh and say, with wisdom gained from past experience, I guess she is, and I suppose she will have to have another gown. The last creation will not do. It never does. I am glad she is a Junior and will soon be throughf' Her young man will see visions of embarrassment, temporary embarrass- ment, to pay for the necessary flowers, and he hopes it will require a man, for then he will have to go out to see her. But her practical brother looks in the dictionary to see what it means, and the family collapses with relief. No, she is not that. She never will be that. It is 'too cheap. It requires no flowers, no slippers. Many things she is. Dear and sweet at home, a family pride, a family idol, dangerously pretty, expensively rash, charmingly innocent, sometimes, of all knowledge, attractive, demure. She is most of these things, and knows she is. But no one who has seen a typical puella Collegiii' would ever say she was stodgy. Not long ago we were talking with a young girl, not from Wilson College. The conversation was rather dull and, think- ing to make things a bit merrier, we turned suddenly to her and said: If Cain and Abel were Eve's children, was Maude Adams? Instead of the appre- ciative smile and the ready response, If Fritzi Scheff weighs a hundred twenty-two, what does Eva Tanguay? To our horror and consternation, the maiden, with a vacant stare, replied, What's the answer? Needless to say, we fled consummately. But the incident remained in our mind and, after pondering deeply upon the conclusions to which we have been led, we have resolved to speak to the public upon the matter, It is quite evident that the college girl is a creature apart from the rest of humanity. There are many reasons for this, but we wish to speak of just one- it is her subtle wit. Now, the sources of this wit are two-first, her teachers. This source, though not so important as the other, yet has great influence. The instructorls sense of humor is always so keen-her wit, irresistible. The second source is an indescribable, defin- ition-defying form of conversation, termed HB. fs. It is a valuable asset of any woman to be able to Hsee a joke, and the B. J. is delightfully adapted to developing this power. The humor is so delicate, the thought so beautiful, the value so evident, that we deplore the multitudes of girls who perhaps have never heard of such a form of enjoyment, and are so devoid of a sense of delicate humor as to ask, What's the answerf' to a most delicious bit of wit. Let us then strive to make the B. J. movement universal, and let us greet our friends each morning, not with the time-hon- ored-'fHave you used Pear's Soap? but with some elevating drollery, such as- There was a dreadful explosion in the lock-up last night-a bum Cbombj fell off the chairf' 146 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL.17 That Reminds Me Heard on the Hockey Field HFirst Fresh.-'iDid Miss Wagner put you o P Second Fresh.-'fOh nol She just put some- body else in. A Good, Clean Joke Babe Stutchel.- Shall we ride down town, or walk? Marguerite -lobe.- Sure. Facultas Dean Jensen, in Faculty Meeting.-t'Now I would like to ask myself a few answers. Ye Shades of Socrates! Dr. Murray.- Socrates was known as the Gad-Hy of Athens. Tei Tanioka Cin a writtenl.- Socrates was known as the 'Fly-catcher' of Athens. Embarrassing-Rather! President Reaser Cannouncing in the dining- roomj.- Will the person who carried off Miss MacMillan's Merry Men please return them at once! Pull Marguerite Fiheld.- Dr. Scott certainly haslost her graft with me by giving us such a written lesson. Inconsistent Miss Charnomska Cto M. Merrittj.- Your paper was very good, Miss Merritt, but I couldn't read a word of it. In History Dr. Scott.- Where is Ireland?l' Miss Canfield.-North of Scotland! Dr. Scott.- You'd better browse around a little on the two top shelves. Poetic License Literary Editors.- What rhymes with Inn? Christine, therewith .-Let us use spin!-We can weave that in in some wav. Brief-But to the Point A Sophomore Cin a history writteny- Henry VI of England was insane and the nobles had a iight. That was the 'War of the Rosesl' Inquisitivei' As Phi Chi Psi down the aisle did walk, Two little Freshies were heard to talk. Said one to the other- Can it be? Is this the color ceremonee? The second squelched the first one flat- Why that's the 'taking in' of a Frat! An Old Friend Inde Moore.- We are having steak again. Peg Wallover.- Oh, isn't it rare! Coming! Marie Steffen proposed to Miss McComb that the Chambersburg Four Hundred have a horse show, and that Wilson furnish all the pony entrees. A Truly Witty Pun I. One day, as Judith in chapel sat, She felt on her shoulder a gentle pat. 'Twas Margaret Fisher, who her did spy, To take her in to Chi Tau Pi. 2. When Dorothy Ball this act did see, She turned to her neighbor and said with glee- Isn't it strange how things come about? They had to send and 'Fisher' out! VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 147 That Reminds Me, continued Virtuoso During the Scarlet Fever Scare Miss Donaldson.-1'Have any of you done First Girl.-f'Look! What's this on my any outside reading? arm?y' Several voices in unison.- The Rosary. Second Girl.- Oh, that's just scarlet ' feverfj Through the Eyes of a Freshman First Fresh.- Who are the Red Devils pw Second Fresh.- Don,t you know? Coon- Hdentiallyj They are the people who get Red I!! D's. Under-Class Games Edith Marshall.- The Sophs are repre- senting the Fair Co-Edsf' Sophomore Qlooking at the Freshmeny- The little fools! An Opinion Helen I-Iaupt.- I think they ought to let us know when they are going to have a. fire- drill. A Guess Dr. Scott.- What happened to Innocent III, Miss Hillis? Peg H.- Why-ah-he died! 4? -. I First Girl.- Gee, I'm glad! I thought it was a mosquito bite! Misconstrued! Mr. Blair Qin Biblej.- The skirmish line before the battle,-that's a fine phrase. I like it. Louise Stoner Ctaking notesj.- The scrim- mage before the battle. Partiality Shown Dr. Murray.- Miss Stewart do you agree with Miss Robie's statement? Dolores S.- No, Dr. Murray, I agree with Socrates. Wasted Energy Miss Koehne, having laboriously explained a certain theory in Astronomy, was non-plussed by Miss Kind.ig's question, What does all this prove, Miss Koehne? fwfllff 4 in fL, ' Q WQ: n my ,J r'14l'53--Q 1 lf! ' '.f:f7' L il' .jkfnf 52,3121 ff 1:1 1. Q. ye f,. x 'fy Mm' Fx . 'TN xii., Y GY ' 5 I , lb ff , I 148 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE Vor,.17 Anecdotes of Mlss DEHAVEN, the most celebrated female theologian of the twentieth cen- tury, was sitting, one day, in the midst of a circle of her most admiring followers. One of them, eyeing her awesome majesty, asked for the characteristics of Simeon's Song in the New Testament. Miss DeHaven referred the question to the group, whereupon some one volun- teered, Simeon's Song sweeps the whole world. The great thinker then replied, Would that it would sweep our room. THE renowned psychologist, Miss Tanioka, the rival of Drs. Murray, james, and Meyers, in a profound dis- cussion, one day, on her pet subject, becoming very much excited, said that she couldn't see how any one could fail to comprehend the Psycho-Physical Parallelogram, THE IVIISSES LEONARD AND DEFOREST have lately joined the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Live Stock. Lured instinctively by bargains, Miss Leonard. hearing that a bull-pup was to be sold cheap in town, went down and actually brought the man down to 3131.98 and carried home the pup. She was soon persuaded to send it to her family. Miss DeForest, more covert in her designs, actually keeps a bunny over in Presi- Famous People dents, on which she lavishes her affection and care. Too bad. alas! it's stuffed with sawdust. Miss SHODA, the promulgator of American ideas in Japan, on her first visit to America, at a dinner party given in her honor, made the unique statement, upon seeing some beets near her, 'fPlease pass the radishesf' 'Later, when walking out on the terrace, she remarked, It is like peach ice-cream to- night. It's a peach of a night and it's cold. LADY CAROLINE HOUSTON, of Kenil- worth Castle, Dumheitshire, England, one who considers herself an authority on Shakspere and his great works of genius, returning from the theater one evening, remarked, I think 'She Stoops to Conquer' is one of Shakspere's finest plays. MISS WILCOX, eminent woman phy- sician and surgeon of Wilson College, becoming mentally deranged for a brief period of time, emptied out the contents of her capsules and chewed them up. Since that time, She has been assisting Dr. Murray in her investigations of gustatory sensations, especially of allyl- cacodyl tastes. VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 149 Travelogues I. III. In the spring of the year, when thebuds were bursting, and the sap was oozing, and the birds caroling o'erhead, and Wilson was getting beautiful C?j withal, the Wilson College Yensonians, or Glee Club, if you are not partial to our witty classicism, departed on a trip to State College. The impulse that prompted this peregrination came solely from parental authority, as it were, in token of the esteem felt for the parentals of State, when they allowed their truant sons to come down and amuse us. CAn eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth.D For further information, we beg of you to inquire of some member of the festal chorus CMiss M. Wilson, or Miss Faree, for instancej, for we feel that we can- not find words to describe the hallucinating pleasures and mirage-like aspects of such a trip. II. Whistling is heard at the back door of the Dove Cote, and presently a little white figure is seen scurrying along with the speed of a Farman biplane, toward the Whistler. Another little Hund is already en leash, and Vivace is promptly collared, not without some signs of jealousy. In another minute, Mrs. Jensen is seen walking toward the point with both Hunds, American and Norwegian, pulling in opposite directions at the same time. Here a metaphor naturally follows. Behold the Goddess of Liberty there Chris- tine makes a double chin and says, This is most facetiousuj striving to make peace between the contesting nations. CSue here looks dog tiredb. But to continue the leash of our story Cinstead of the thread,-we make this explanation for your sake, dear readerj, both the little creatures, by the aid of the conductor, motorman, policeman, and several bystanders, were assisted to the Caledonia car, for a little outing in the country. Loath to lengthen out this dog tale, lest it become a daschhund, one yard and a half long, we beg the reader to imagine the rest. Conococheague! Che Ha! Ha! Ha! Wilson! Wilson! Rah! Rah! Rah! Varsity! Varsity! Varsity! November the twenty-sixth dawned bright and clear, and all the girls were gathered at the station, to see our Varsity team go forth to play the Belmont Cricket Club. Of course, the embracing and kissing and tender pro- testations of endearing love and undying affection had to be gone through with, but, after the train started and had slowly rounded the bend, the faint voices of their anxious comrades, left behind, could still be heard thrilling the heart of each one in the car, and spurring them on to great deeds of prowess and victory. Cls the Annual Board dreaming, say you, or is it really a faint glimmer of the future? I wot not, but at least let us picture their return.j Yes, surely they must be victorious, for, as each Olympic gladiator steps off the train, there is a twinkle in the eye, an undulated smile spread over the features. Our first impulse was to bear them on our shoulders, but it were better for these Herculean Atlases to carry us on their shoulders, in their triumphal procession to the College. As the raw-boned nags dragged the excited victors out to Alma Mater, Edith Ingham was heard to remark, above the uproar, 'fSome class to our Varsity! We beat everything not in sight. IV. One of the record-breaking walking trips at Wilson came off in the early fall. It was a day when the Wanderlusty' gets in one's veins so much that the blue of the mountains lures one on to intrude into their depths. At least, that was the way the day affected Sis and Jake, as they looked out of their windows, in the morning. Betimes, they started, and ere the sun had reached its zenith they were well into the mountain fastnesses. They were very much occupied in watching the deer, as they 150 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL.17 bounded from crag to crag, while the reptiles amused the babes in the wood with their rattles. But ah! soon the wild beasts ceased to charm them. An internal feeling told them it was noon, and they searched around for some place to appease their hunger. But, alas! there is not a house in sight. jake climbs a tree. Nothing but woods around them. The deer eyed them suspiciously. For fear such endearing charms ca la de Rhodesj might further entice them, they hastily beat a retreat, and at last came to a farmhouse, where they were received in true Pennsylvania Dutch fashion. O, for festal dainties spread! Pies were the favorite viand. But we must on with our story. Oh yes, dear reader, they found their way back, all right, but at what an hour and in what condition! jake was almost toothless from manipulating, for so long, one chickletg and as for Sis, her jaws hung pathetically limp from her conversational efforts. About eight o'clock, P. M., they stole into the Campus, to be eagerly seized upon by student Government-and the rest had better 23 be left unsaid. V. Scene opens with Miss Bird on the plat- form of the 8.07 trolley, gesticulating wildly to a figure which, breathless and hatless, is making great strides toward the platform. The car stops, and it is only Eleanor Logan who bounds up and falls into Miss Bird's outstretched arms. She just had to make her bed before she left for the whole day. At the square, Miss Bird bravely led the way into Greenawalt's drug-store, where we purchased square trip tickets for Penn Mar. Upon arriving at our destination, after dumping our wraps on some poor soul's stove, We started bravely up the mountain. Whenever Miss Bird wanted to be alone with Nature or her own thoughts, she would merely say, This is quartz here, get a little specimen. Whereupon the lunch had to be set down in a most precarious fashion while we dug around in the SiO2. Having all put our specimens in Eleanor's pink outing flannel bag, We shouldered the lunch again and, in turning around to ask a question, behold, she was gone!-clean vanished. We gasped, gazed over the precipice with sinking hearts, expecting to see her caught in a tree Cperfectly proper place for A. Bird to bel, about fifteen hundred feet above sea-level. But, no. We concluded that she must have gone on, and, sure enough, a tiny speck on the road above us told us her whereabouts. Catching up to her, breathless and panting, she pointed to her left, and, sweeping a huge rock pile with her hand, said, t'This is the Devil's Race Course. We turned to gape at it for a minute, but Judy, the faithful watch- dog, remarked, She's oh' again, Kids! We abandoned the Devil to hishaunts, and beat it after our leader, resolved never to look to right or left again, unless We found a circle in front, so that there was no hope of her escape. On the Way home, Miss Rankin found a snake. She just dotes on snakes, and, to our great surprise, got down on her knees and began to show her affection and kinship by patting its head. But, as Miss Bird warned her, it was not a garter snake and resented all Ella's advances. Miss Bird com- manded, l'Don't touch it! Ella disobeyed. Finally, Miss Bird sent her away, and then thrust a boulder on its back and left it 'ffast tied. When we came up to Ella, she said, reproachfully, Miss Bird, you couldn't have been so hard-hearted as to kill that dear, sweet, harmless little snake! Yes, replied Miss Bird, HI could, but I couldn't be so lovey-dovey enough to pat it! ld! f' 'U ff mu.. Wilt, -I, s 1 , L- . -v ' . , , ,.. . --.N W '2 .....,:'::- ..... M.,-A-, -,..L,.1 ---fe'-'-' Urn! , I . I V 1 ,.: . ' ----T'--A-11-',.t:' ' f f- . 'rfrpwff ' ,- - .fn Q --f----'- ' , f 1,5 -6591- .QP 'T -., ',- - if K ff 1' E! . I ,,4,-'f,, .-.fpa 4- f , ,, -,X ,fff aff VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 151 Engaged Girl Sketches I. The maidens, clad in pious garb, glanced knowingly toward the swing, as they passed out of the front doors, and tarried behind the chaperon, that Sunday evening, on the way to church. But the possessors of the swing, which was on the dark side of the porch, moved not. The tarrying girls, taking the hint, giggled, whispered, and passed on, and, at last, the occupants of the swing arose and slowly followed the flighty females. Thus began the walk to church. The moon beamed softly on this group of pedestrians, most soflly on the couple at the end of the line, who seemed to be touched with a certain romantic mysticism. She looked toward the moon, he, following her gaze, also gazed toward the magnetic lunar sphere, and the world was forgotten. The damsels in front, however, forgot not the interesting pair, and they slackened their pace and pricked up their ears. The pair came closer to them, and so the girls happened, accidentally on purpose, to hear a few phrases of the conversation. Paul, said she, with transfigured face, you remember the night? Well, I never had dreamt that you could love me, Paul, but now it all seems so plain. Oh, Paulll! Clim- brace.l tSilence and continued gazing at moon.j Paul, in tenderest tones, broke the silence with the shocking words, Hllffay I holt your hand? and thus they walked to church behind the pious representatives of Wilson College. II. What has happened? Some preposterous, unscrupulous impostor has spread the rumor among the girls that a certain Freshman is wearing a diamond on the third finger of her left hand. All are waiting in subdued agitation and with assumed innocence out- side of the dining room door, to get a glimpse of this impossible Freshwoman as she leaves the dining-room, Of course, the ring story is merely a rumor, but why not cast a glance at the third finger of the left hand of the accused owner? She comes! She gazes in astonishment, she passes, and she blushes all the time. Strange, why she should, when only sixty or seventy girls are staring at the guilty finger! The impossible is true, as confirmed by the affirmative ejaculations bursting forth from the on-lookers, a brilliant diamond sends out sparkling rays from the third finger of the left hand of Sutty. The artistic tempera- ment can always catch the man. III. There is a certain disease which often afliicts young ladies for which it is exceedingly difficult to prescribe. This disease so affects the person afflicted that she does not stop to analyze carefully her feelings towards others who are really dear to her heart. Such a person may often be heard to say: Yes, I like him very much. In fact, I like him enough to consider marrying him at some remote day. Sad to relate, this disease is more or less of an epidemic at this institution of intelligence. One young lady, who has symptoms of the disease, actually did not go to the Prom because the one whom she thinks of marry- ing at some remote dayl' could not come. It seems a pity that he did not try to Sayl-or fly to her. One of the symptoms of the disease is the custom of writing daily interesting ency- clopedias-very often mighty ones, too. The chief injury derived from this symptom is that the continual purchasing of stamps, with which to mail the written matter, is a dread- ful drain upon the purse. CFor reference, see Miss Riefler and others.J Another symptom is that of wearing cer- tain jeweled fraternity pins. Does the man, who is the cause of this disease, really deserve to be thus honored by our girls? Does he really l'lVIer1'itl this esteem? It is a critical question, and it is advisable that the girls who are afflicted with these symptoms shall consider the subject seriously, and make some final decisions, since the healthy QD girls should not have to be quarantined on account of this affliction. 152 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL.17 Handy Men About the College Has anybody seen John Wilson? Where? Over in Mr. McCandlish's office? Oh, no! I was just there. Why don't I ring the gong? I never thought of it at all. CViolent ringing of gong is heard. By the way, when said gong was first instituted, every one thought Chambersburg was being burned down again.j Big John Wilson appears from around the coal-bin, pale from over- exertion. Oh John! excitedly, that is, I mean Mr. Wilson. Our room is so cold that Roger and Gallet froze in the vial last nightf! john shows signs of bewilderment. f'Something must be done. I'll write to father. I w0n't have him pay his good money when we are all freezing to death by inches. Yes, Miss! Yes, Miss! The trouble is that the man in the boiler-room don't get the steam up so that it's warm when you gotten up in the morning. I'll fix it for you, Miss- Thank you, john. Yesiree, Yesum, yes, Miss! Scene shifts. Miss is in her room studying Psy- chology. Knock is heard at door. Come in! Enter William, with large kit of tools. HIt's right behind the bed, William. William is heard tinkering behind the bed, soon departs. Girl gets her room-mate's sweater, and once more turns her attention to Psyche, An- other rap at door. Enter Sam. William's performance is repeated with no better result, but with much more gusto. Girl's groans and complaints become frozen at thispoint. Hadsheremernbered that cold-storage does not last for- ever, she would have been more careful what she said. Another rap at door. Big john, him- self, is framed in the doorway, with his regimental hat respectfully lifted. Girl faintly hears his voice: Terrible cold in here, Miss! Didn't the men fix it, Miss? All the fault of the furnace hre- man. He don't understand the elements of heating a room, Miss. Maybe you better have weather-stripping put on your windows, Miss. Powerful lot of air comes in there. See the curtains blow- ing. Ifll fix this steam-valve. I think it will be all right soon, miss. I'll have another radiator put in, miss. John withdraws amid the frozen thanks of girl. Unutterable silence. But murder will out. Air soon gets to thawing temper- ature, even to a melting degree. Girl once more interrupted in her study by hearing a series of epithets against Wilson in general and John in particular. Thinks, at first, she has gone mad, but soon decides that at last an early spring thaw has taken place. Once more seats herself. Knock is heard at door. Weary voice, still faint, says, Come inf, Mr. Metz, smiling blandly over a large basket of Buffy ruffles, and scenting the air with tobacco smoke calls, Laundry, miss. Nice warm day, miss. Looking around hopelessly at lit- tered chairs and trunk. Just put it on the floor, Mr. Metzf' At this moment, the thaw is completed with such a volley of anathemas in Mr. Metz's neighborhood, that he beats hasty re- treat, as if pursued by Mephistopheles himself. Scene shifts to evening of Companari's concert. Loud applause, as Companari finishes his first number and has re- treated to spacious CPD green-room Qtwo by four organ-loftj. The audience, clamoring, overconfident, for an encore, claps louder as his Hgure enters from green-room. Shades of the Chambers- burg police force! What have we here? His moustache turns up instead of down. He does not walk to center of stage, but lifts up the lid. Our college policeman graciously consented to do a little work. No wonder it startled us. Thus, in grand review, they pass. Big john, Little John, and all the crew, Mr. Metz, Mr. Arris, and the night-watchman. Verily, with all their faults, we love them still. VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE Chantecler CWilh apologies lo the Wilson Faculty and Roslamlj DRAMATIS PERSONAE Chantecler . Pheasant Hen Turkey . . Turkey-Hen . Peacock . Guinea Hen . Cat . Tortoise . Nightingale White Pile Blackbird Watch Dog . Blue-coated Hen Butterfly Hen Star Hen Bantam Hen . Owl . Night Birds . ACT I SCENE.-Farmyard on the bank of a swift but shallow mountain stream, the Conococheague, from which can be seen the back of a large building, accommodating one- hundred and eighty Chicks, in the distance hfty acres of rolling land. The whole barn- yard company-Chickens, Chicks, Ducks, Turkeys, etc. Blackbird in his cage, and the Cat asleep on the wall. Blue-coated Hen Cpeckingj: Ahl Delicious! All the Hens frizslziug lo thc spoil: What's she eating? Blue-coated Hen Qgliding awayj: Nothing at all, my dears-nothing at all! Star Hen. But, my sweet, I fear that you lie! Colso pecki1zg,D . MR. Music MAN . MRS. MUSIC MAN . MR. TROTTER . MRS. TROTTER . Miss NEW YORKER . MRS. GENERALISSIMO . Miss A. BIRDLOVER . FRAULEIN EUROPA , Miss FALLING-SPRINGER . MR. SCRAPPER CAlumnae Chef.j . MR. YAs Mrss . MR. CAMPANAR1 II. . Mrss GLIDER CKeep on a glidinyib . Mrss Gimss HOPPER . Mrss STATE CHEMIST . Miss HrsroRrA . Miss FRESHMAN KNOCKER . THE FLETCHERITES Blue-coated Hen: No! no! Twas only a deception! Turkey C10 Izimselfj: Aha! A quarrel seems to be on the wing. CLaughing quietly- Pi-pi-pi-pi-j7i.j I must take it upon my- self-ah-to-ah stop it. CTo the Hcnfsj Ah- I fear-ah-my dear Hens, that disorder Cyou-ahmmight sayj has penetrated into- ah-our hitherto peaceful-ah-barnyard. Blue-coated Hen Cslowlyjz My dear Mr. Turkey, you are quite right. We must bring ourselves to order before the great Chantecler comes. For Cimprossively and lapping her foefl order is Heaven's iirst law! Spying the Star Hen ealingj. What is she eating? trash- ing to the spoij Star Hen: Merely a minute meteor. It's all gone now. 153 l 154 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE Vor..17 Bantam Hen: Sh! Methinks I see Chan- tecler approaching in the distance.-We're making history, my dears! Cat fopens her eyesbz What's that got to do with the price of eggs? CGOes lo sleep again.j Star Hen: He is coming! Turkey Hen: Hels just outside! Blue-coated Hen: Ye gods! Here he is! CChanleeler appears on the wall with om'- spread wingsj Chantecler: Ah-mine friends. Look! Am I not wonderful? Listen! I address the Sun thus: Ah Sun, bright Sun, For you I lif! Come out, come out, ' Or I'll give you one biff! Chluch applause from lhe enlire barnyardj Blackbird fjlzzlleriug aramid in his cagejz Oh, Mister, dat vas fine! Yas, sir, dat shorely vas! Dog: Rrrrrrr?Don't jolly him, fellow. Chantecler Ceneozrragedjz Ah Sun, dear Sun, You are mine vife. I lofe you to death, You bet your life! Ullore applause-audience in brealhless al- lezz.lion.J Blackbird Cjlapping his wingsj: Now dat's vat I call poetic. Great jumpin' Jeremiah! Vat's dis? CA Pheasanl Heh flies over the wall and drops in yard.J Pheasant Hen: Safe me! safe me! I'm pursued. Bantam Hen Casidej: What's the consti- tutional weight of that? Pheasant Hen Ccasling herself on Chanleclerj: Merciful Powers, but I vas scared! Cat Copening her eyes for a minulej: The woman's quite mad! CGoes lo sleepj Bantam Hen: What's the significance of that? Guinea Hen and the whole Poultry Yard Cerowding around herb: My dear, we have come to make your acquaintance. Have you signed to come here? Pheasant Hen Cabsenllyjz Oh, yes. CLo0k- ing aroundjz Vat a delightful place you haf here, quite foreign! fChanlecler watches every movemenl.j Dog: No mistakin' the symptoms! If he isn't in love, I'll eat my hat! Chantecler: Come now, everyone. Hit's time bed to go. All: Yes, we must turn in. Guinea Hen Cla Pheasant Henj: Let us be great friends, my dear. Will you come to my At Home tomorrow? Blackbird trolling his eyesjz Yas, miss, you'd better. It's a swill affair, yes mam! Pheasant Hen: Sure an' I will. Guinea Hen Qdelighledjz Lovely! Now let us retire. CE2ferylhing gradually becomes silent. Then Pheasanl Hen is heard saying slowlyj: I believe--I'm-beginning-to lovel him. I am I am It's no no -no joke. ACT II The Plot SCENE.-Kennedyls woods: Gigantic chestnut trees, stately oaks and thick under- brush. Moonless night, I2 o'clock. Night Birds of all sizes form a great circle. The Cat crouches in the grass and the Blackbird hops hither and thither. The Owl speaks: The meeting will please come to order! Birds of the Night, we are met here to-night to discuss the fate of the proud and arrogant Chantecler. Down with him. Birds: So say we all of us! Cat: Yes-but my friends, you are ridicu- lous-really you are funny. How can We do this? Blackbird: 'Scuse me, please, for inter- ferin', but you all know my sentiments re- lfVell, I kin invite gardin' Mr. Chantecler. the great White Pile to come to this here Guinea's HHat Home, an' he will fight the Chantecler-an' lick 'im, you bet. Den itls good-by, Chantecler! Cat Cabrupllyj: The question now is, Can you get this cock? Blackbird: Certainly, But you all keep it dark! The Owl: Very well, appoint you a committee of one to invite this cock. Blackbird Cexeiledlyj: Yas! I do that! The Owl: Is there a motion for adjourn- ment? Cat fabrupllyj: I move we adjourn. All: We're in favor. The Owl: The meeting is adjourned! Cflsidejz Somethin' doin' tomorrow! miss. He'll come! Mr. Blackbird, I VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 155 ACT III The Guinea Hen's Day SCENE.-Corner of the same barnyard. Cat asleep on the wall. Guinea Hen is waiting to receive her guests. Blackbird 'stands at the gate to announce them. Blackbird: Mr. and Mrs. Turkey. Turkey Hen: This is quite more than I was anticipating-names called! Guinea Hen: Oh, yes. It's quite stylish, they say. QTo a passing Henj: How do you do! How do you do! Cat Csleepily to herselfj: If a cowslip on the hillside-do-you think-a dogwood? Guinea Hen: Never mind her, my dears! Blackbird Can-vzoimoizigjz Blue-coated Hen. Guinea Hen Cdelightedj: And how are you today? Blue-coated Hen Cglidihg gracefully oii- wardj: Oh, very Well, thank you! Blackbird: Butterliy and Star Hens! CThey enter with wings elosped.J Blue-coated Hen: Disgusting! Allatiection should be positively left outside. CSareostie- allyj And grown Women, too! Blackbird: Pheasant Hen. Guinea Hen: Delighted that you could come. Blackbird: Peacock! Guinea Hen: Oh, you must tell us the latest styles, my dear.-You always look so lovely. Peacock Ceondeseendinglyj: Oh, yes, any- thing to please you. Cat Csleepilyj: Monstrosity! Guinea Hen: You keep quiet. She's our Peacock. Cat Cin retortj: If a train ran away, would a cow-catcher? CGoes to sleepj Blackbird: Bantam Hen! Guinea Hen: How-do-you-do? Lovely day! Bantam Hen Cobsentlyjz Yes. What date? Cat Csleepilyj: If A. Bird flew down town, would Virgil Ryder? Turkey Claughing-Pi-pi-pi-pi-pij: That Cat is rare! Blackbird: White Pile! Guinea Hen Csurprisedjz Very glad to see you, indeed. White Pile: Thank you! Thank you! Blackbird: Chantecler! CEoeryoue turns to look.D White Pile teaming immediately up to Chan- teclerj: I challenge you to a duel! Chantecler Qpzijfizz-g out his featherslz I accept! Cat Cawoke 1207051 Get busy! CA!! crowd around the two, who immediately begin to -hghl. White Pile, using razors, has the besl of it.j Pheasant Hen: O, Chantecler, dear, put hit over him! Lick him good?-Oh, he bleeds! Cat: By Gory, he does! All teryizzgjz Woe! Woe! Chantecler Caiigrilyj: I vill biff you vone, so I vill. Chazzteeler in the 6lZS1t'llZg-flghi is beaten, and While Pile is pu! out ofthe borziyord. Grad- ually they all deport. Chanleeler and the Pheasant Heh leaving for Kennedys woods, are the last la go.l Guinea Hen Cla tlzemj: Good by, my dears. Good by! This has been quite the finest affair of the season! Au revoir! Mondays in August. Don't forget. Blackbird CUlIll0ZHIfC'lllgJC The Tortoise! ACT IV The Night of the Nightingale SCENE.-Kennedy's woods. Evening. Night birds are seen everywhere. Pheasant Hen appears from behind a tree, followed by Chantecler. Pheasant Hen: Is it not beautiful here, tonight? Now, Chantecler, is the time to tell me your great secret. CCha1iteeler slowly shakes his head.D Ah, but you must tell me, the Pheasant Hen! Chantecler: Sh! then, and I vill endeavor to tell you. Vill you not tell any one-not vone leetle soul? Peasant Hen Cimpatienllylz Ach-no, of course I vill not. Chantecler: Come here under mine ving, and I vill tell you dis secret. I only tell you, Pheasant Hen, because I luf you. Under- stand? Listen Cwhisperiuglyjz To make de sun rise, I lif day by day. I cock-a-doodle vonce And light, 'tis my pay! Dat his it Cin a subdued tonej, When I tink of it, I must alvays speak in po-etry. I am great! I am powerful! I cause the sun to shine. Do you luf me for dis, Pheasant Hen? 156 THE CONOC OCHEAGUE VoL.17 Pheasant Hen Cawedj: Ah, yes, but you must luf me alvays above de sun, Chanteeler. Chantecler: No, no. Dat his impossible. Peasant Hen Casidebz We shall see! QNighliagale is heard si1igi1'ig.j Chantecler: Hark! Vat vas dat? Pheasant Hen: Oh, dat his de Nightingale. Chantecler: Beside those heavenly pipes- ah me !-my voice is Punchinellols squeak. Sing on! Sing on! Pheasant Hen Caside, who is waiehing lhe horizon between the Ireesjz The darkness is lightening-night is vearing away! CA sho! is heard-a flash-silence. Then a small, lawiiy body drops al Chauleelefs feel.j Chanteeler Cbeadiug and looleiagj: The Nightingale! The brutes! They gif me a stomach-ache! Pheasant Hen: Oh, such cruelty to poor dumb animals! CTO Chanleclcrjz Come and veep beneath mine ving, dear. CWilh a sob, he lays his head beneallz her wing., was f Pheasant Hen Cslill 'watching the horizonj: Almost time! The sky has paled! CTU Chanleelerj. Look! The Sun has risen! Chantecler Cwilh a ery-of aagzrishj: Ah, mine soul.-je suis ruine! Ah, I must go back to mine home. Pheasant Hen Cwilh a leap loward himj: Ah, Chantecler, take me mit you! Chantecler: Will you be second to de Sun? Pheasant Hen Cjiereelyj: Never! Chantecler: Den you cannot come. CGoes slowly awayj QPheasanl Hen walehes him, and jinally sees a poaeher aim his gun at Chahleeler. With a wild ery, she starls lo fly Zo him, but is eazighl in a hidden leap. A sho! is heard-and after- ic'ard-Cock-a-doodle-doolj Pheasant Hen Cjoyfullyj: He is saved!- But I am caught, CShe sees the poacher coming toward her, and cries 0110: Ah, 'tis cruelty to poor, dumb animals! X Sl? VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE Musical Page 1914 Class Toast to Juniors AIR'lclfl'Y6dfill7 0' the Green O, juniors dear, and will you hear The toast that's going round? May future years of IQI2 With glorious deeds be crowned. As by the Shamroclds glowing green We while the hours away, We pledge your health with feast and song On old St. PatriCk's Day. We praise the class whose loyal band Cheered on from game to game, When the jesters played right earnestly, To win the fielder's fame. You're the most beloved comrades That Freshmen e'er have seen. To White and Blue we will be true That wear the White and Green. The shamrock is the tri-leafed sign Of tribute that we pay. That honor, faith and friendship's guard The even classes' 'way. One leaf is for your future fame- Long may it proudly last! One means a wish for present joy, One stands for glories past. O you that raise an emblem fair That shows a valiant hue, May you always proudly, gaily wear The noble White and Blue. Then sing a toast to Wilson days, That dear to us have been. All hail to wearin, of the Blue, And wearin' o' the Green. 158 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL.17 What Some Teachers Ask Me It is a very delicate matter upon which I wish to consult you. I find that I am arousing a very undeinable, foolish kind of sentiment, very disagreeable to me, which I cannot understand at all. Multitudes of girls seem to be gazing at me with adoring expressions, no matter where I look, and, in the evening I am constantly annoyed by tongue-tied blushing visitors, who prove exceedingly tiresome. Now, what am I to do, to get rid of this devotion without seriously wounding any seinsitive hearts. MADAMOISELLE C--N. Your case is unusual and very inter- esting. If the adoration of the dear young things does not set your heart in a fiutter, I think I know of a very sure way of accomplishing what you wish, and in quite a mild way, too. There is a very delightful drink, called prussic acid, said to be excellent for heart trouble. Rat biscuit may be served with it. The two, together, make a very artistic appearance, and, if offered to all your annoying visitors your troubles will be at an end. Of course, you might feel better if you sent tuberoses to the families as a token of your esteem for the dear departed. Will you please explain the method used in the ''Alice-through-the-Looking- Glass System of Psychology. DR. M-. This lately invented system is the result of one of the most valuable dis- coveries in the field of psychological research. Although admitted by all eminent psychologists to be true, this discovery is as yet very startling to inexperienced cortical centers. It is this: The stream of consciousness Hows ever backwards. Because of this discovery the system called, for obvious reasons, ''Alice-Through-the-LookingGlass has been organized. In brief, it is this: The instructor assigns a lesson of which a small portion is intelligible. The next day, she gives a written lesson on this, and the day afterward explains what it was all about. The point is this: Since the mind works backwards, the pupils must have the written lesson first and the explanation afterward, so that they may understand clearly what they are writing about. The papers which you receive when following this plan will show its advantage over the old systems. We heartily recommend it. How can I win the affection and con- fidence of my pupils. Mrss MCC L. Smile sweetly upon them, laugh at everything they say, tell funny stories and treat them as equals-not inferior beings. Be very girlish, and do not hesitate to appear somewhat frivolous if occasion seems to demand it. It is a sure way to the girlish heart. Very effective ways of winning their love are afforded by chaperonage. What more beautiful sight than that of a bevy of young girls on their way to a house party, conducted by a capable and, at the same time, interesting looking chaperon, in perfect harmony and sympathy with her charges? Is not the personal appearance and manner of the teacher a strong influence in the pupil's life? N. J. C. It is indeed of the highest importance. Only a few days ago we read of a hard- ened criminal who was led to repent and begin a new life because he suddenly remembered that his old teacher always wore clean collars. It is the duty of every teacher to change her collars at VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 159 What Some Teachers Ask Me, continued least three times a day, and always to look neat and freshly clean. The man- ner, too, has a great influence on the pupil's after-life. A low voice and a mild manner of saying sarcastic things have a very subduing eifect on the pupils. Do you not agree with me that affec- tion in the class-room is disgusting? Should it not be left at the door, espec- ially in the case of grown women? Mrss Cz-. We regret very much that we cannot agree with you. To us, nothing seems more beautiful than to see two young girls enter the classroom with their arms entwined gracefully about each other's waist, and sit side-by-side, with the hand of one resting gently and confid- ingly in the hand of the other. Surely, such an expression of beautiful affection can not fail to stir the teacher's heart to nobler effort-especially when the two are apparently oblivious to all but each other. See if you can not look at it in this way. i . S 5 4-A Y fb... '32 3 tra -3. I , I . -,if ,nm ox Q f - - 'W V- kv, 4' - I -- .: - rf. A ' : Ep 'S . Q .-. ' - .far JB' ..i.'4 , .,,.-1. P1555 2- ,.:,,73:I-Jill, ' itat-e l60 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL.17 My Experiences in Chambersburg The True Story of a Girl's Long Struggle in This Big City As Told by the Girl Herself A FOREWORD.-Probably no question agi- lalvs lhe minds of young girls so much as, f'Wlial will college life really be? We think lhal lhix paper, giving lhe real slrzlggles and larnplalions of a normal girl in a college lawn, will mos! adeqzzalely answer this question, and be of zlnivcrxal inleresl lo lhe reading, lhinlzing world.-EDITOR. High-school days were past, and before me lay four years of a new life. I had always dreamed of college, and had always known that I would go to college-and college to me meant Wilson So it was with stout heart and firm determination that I set forth, one September morn, to make my way in Cham- bersburg. What a way that was! The Holdll girls met me at the train, took me to my room, bowed down to my wishes, and made me their queen--for the first two weeks. lghcndl wasla Flileshie-a mere insignificant, un ering 'res ie. Homesick and lonely, assailed on all sides by ever-fresh horrors, dodging a faculty member as an ogre, quavering before Seniors, adoring Juniors, hating Sophomores, and wishing myself and the rest of the green bunch in proverbial Halifax. Home? Well, I couldn't think of home, for then the most awful lumps would come in my throat, and I would begin to shed big weeps. Things seemed desolate, and all the Freshies inconsolable. Sick at heart, yet determined to find something to lighten the gloom, another red-eyed wanderer in this vale of woe and I set out for town, one rainy afternoon. What a long, dreary stretch of mud it was that confronted us! With dogged hopelessness we plodded on, our hearts in the region of our mud-spattered shoes. After many lonesome blocks in a steady downpour, the rain ceased for a second, and a tiny Sunbeam tlickered forth. As it, with its cheering light, brightened our path, a beautiful strain of melody was waited to our ears. In a moment we were able to recognize the stirring measures of 'Tm Afraid to Go Home in the Dark, coming from the grapho- phone of a nearby 'fNick. Although we knew this was not the place for minors, it offered to our homesick souls a solace rare and sweet. In short, we yielded to tempta- tion's lure, and found what we sought-a royal good time. That surely is the place to go when you have that queer feeling-not hunger, not pain,but something in the region of your stomach. The Infirmary isn't in it! You can bet, I went-well, several times, until the faculty requested, in fact demanded, my presence on the campus for several weeks. One downward step but leads to another, and from the Nick, the 'fOld Nick, we went to Skinner's on the Square and, con- trary to the constitutional laws of physi- ology, indulged in a ten-cent hot chocolate nut sundae. Exhilarated by our late dissi- pations, we now became reckless and made for the street-car tracks. In a moment some- thing appeared. I went to mount, but my friend detained me. She whispered: 'fMy dear, thatls a peanut-roaster on wheels. Let's get a cab, so people won't notice our mistake. There was a cab-stand near, and a stray cabman immediately called: Cab, Miss? Yes. Can you take us to Wilson College, 340 Second Floor, Main Hall? Yes, ma'am. This way, please. I followed-and the cab! Why do they disgrace such a name? A cab? NVhy, I had gone to weddings, dances, funerals, and trains in cabs, but not one was like this. A delivery-wagon would have suited it better. However, we crawled in, and shortly were careening around a corner and into a different street. Needless to say, we were highly excited and a little frightened when the cabby said: This is the jail, with the high wall. Shades of Andromeda! Wasn't that place we hung out at bad enough, without bringing us to a prison, with a high stone wall around it? Our pulse subsided only when we saw that he was driving out toward the familiar limit of our hatless walks-the Point. So my first Saturday afternoon's dissipation ended. How- VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 161 My Experiences in Chambersburg, continued ever, it was but the foreshadowing of many more and even worse such. Finally, college events began to take up my time. Games between the Sophs and Fresh were planned, and on Thursday night of the third week of October I was to go out to practice the yells. Of course, it'was a great secret between the Iuniors and Freshies, and, do you know, a low, mean Soph came to see me that evening, and I couldn't go. Hated them worse than ever then, and I sure was tickled to death when we won. There was nothing doing then until Thanksgiving, when there were more games and, best of all, really truly men. But I never thought to ask ,Tack up, so' I had to wander around all alone. One afternoon, before the three o'clock mail, I heard some of the girls say that invitations for the 'tDean's Pink Tea were rout. Of course, my heart beat high, -yes, and even higher when I found the invitation a curt notice to f'Call at the office of the Dean. I called-always did hate Latin, anyhow. From now on my life was a series of joyful dreams, with an occasional nightmare of exams, but I even managed, with much cramming, to slide through these, by the skin of my teeth. My chronic state, now-a- days, was Hdeacl broke, and all because that crush of mine had such a monstrous appetite, and was so large she needed a whole hothouse. Ah, but she was worth it! She made my life pass as a song-a series of discords. So the first and then the second year passed, and I was a junior. The keynote of this year was the Prom, the grand, glorious old Prom. I asked five, and the sixth- bless his heart!-accepted with pleasure. My dress was apricot, and he sent American Beauties, but I don't care, he was a peach of a dancer. My fourth year, I beat it back the Saturday after College opened, put on my cap and gown, and received the freshmen at the reception. Carried nine hours of work this year, and eighty-four hours of fun, and I sure did hate to see June and the sheepskin come, for I did love every inch of the dear old place. College is great, and the best of it is, kids, it makes every old prig a good, jolly optimist, always seeing the doughnut. Senior Dignity They enter Wilson's stately halls, With names sedate ana' prim, Elizabeth, Margaret, Susan, Jane, Phaehe or Katherine. But when they don their caps ana' gowns, 'Their A. B.'s soon lo claim, 'Tis iiMarge, or HPeg, or HBH, or HKid, Or other classic name. 162 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL.17 Junior's Letter to Her Sixth Prom Man Clzambersbwg, Pa., June 7, 1911 Dear Dick: I suppose you will be rather surprised to receive a letter from an old chum such as I. But I may as well relieve your mind now of all suspense, and tell you that I want you to come out and take me to the Junior 'lProm.', It is, of course, my nrst experience at a College Prom, and I am wildly excited about it, and I am crazy to have you come. I had always pictured in my mind the Grand March in which I should swing along on your arm. Half the pleasure is in having you come, and don't you feel honored toybe my first choice? I'm sure Mother and Dad will be very glad to hear that Richard is coming, But I haven't said a word about the date, have I? It is on the evening of the 2oth of February. However, you must come on the Saturday before, and if you can't come on Pretty Girl The Over-plump Girl CHRisI1NE.-Embonpoint, plumpness, obesity-ornamental names for plain fat- all call up to us the same mental picture. And what girl thinks this attractive? But how to get rid of the padded outline before it is too late? An excellent way to dispose of some of the fat is by vigorous exercise. One exercise in particular we would recom- mend to you. Stand about a foot and a half from the wall of your room-lean backward until your nose touches the wall behind you. If this is done six times a day for ten years, we assure you that your hgure will be the envy of the country 'round. For Distinct Speech i --.-Take the next trolley to Caledonia. After leaving the car, walk up the road for half a mile, stop at a white- washed fence, turn to your right, scramble down the mountain for a hundred yards until you come to a stream, then you are ready for the Demosthenic', cure. Choose three of the largest boulders you can find, place them in your mouth, and say that touching French ditty, Mon Reve Familierf' After you have repeated. this about ive hundred times, to the delectation of the trees and the brooklet, to say nothing of the snakes, your cure will be complete. Saturday, make it Monday, please do. I've told all the girls about you, and they are wild to meet you, and we could have such a swell time if you would land in here on Saturday. My programme is great, I think. I have saved eight dances, and the rest are all with good dancers, too, so you won't suffer. You are such a peach of a dancer, yourself. Mother sent me a dream of a dress. It is the same color as the dress I wore to our High School Dance, when you sent me such gorgeous Beauties. I can see-them yet, how grand they looked when I opened the box. Now remember! I won't consider no for an answer. You've just got to come. I will be so anxious to know whether you can or not. Send me a telegram, that's a good boy. Anxiously and expectantly, Questions A Double Chin PEGGY D.-It is indeed sad to see a young girl with that dreadful thing called a double chin. Try massaging it with sand paper every night before retiring. If this does not work, sleep fiat on your stomach, with your chin resting on the sharp edge of an axe. This may not be very comfortable, just at first, but the results obtained will more than compensate you. For F reckles H. HAUPT.-You can procure a lotion for freckles in the last number of this paper. However, I fear that it will not remove all if, as you say, your face is covered with them. Get rid of as many as possible by using the lotion. The others you can hide by pieces of court plaster Cblackl. It will make a very artistic arrangement. For Sleeplessness EDITH I.-Try having your room-mate sing you to sleep, or take a course in Latin Life, or Greek. If none of these methods work, sit up playing bridge all night, and then I am sure you can sleep through all of your classes next day-Art History, especially,- to the tune of Browning's Poems. VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE Different Styles of Architecture 164 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL.17 Five Social Evenings I. III. Glee-Club Night The eight o'clock bell rings. About 8.30, a few stragglers enter 6oo Thompson Hall, take up their chairs, and walk over to the Chapel platform. Mr. Jensen is seen strut- ting about in great agitation. This is the last time I vill have it. No- body comes .It's an insult. I von't stand for itf' His ruffled feathers are smoothed down when several more appearg only to be ruffled again when he starts in to murder that roll- call list: Miss Kushing Miss Kalt Miss Vilson Miss Bugs Miss Ferry, etc. The grand-piano' moving then occurs. CHerr Jensen bursts two more blood-vessels.j Now,,' says he, I will play it ofer for you. CPlays with much gusto and expres- sion.-Rises.-Happens to glance at the bass row.J What, only three of you? I mils! have more. Miss Kushing, you vill sing it? No? Then Miss Kollingworth? No? Miss Thompson? Ah! but you must! QStamps his foot and pats her on back.j 'tThere! I knew you would. CBeams upon the whole chorus, and the rehearsal begins.D II. Campus Scene Penn Hall to the left of us! President's to the right of us! Schoeney's in front of us! But, ah! there is a treacherous abyss between -- Oh, I say, Mr. Schoenberger! E-wel-y-iz! Louder, kid, louder! That wouldn't phase a Heal Look out, your foot is over the line. With lusty lungs, another attempt is made. Ev-e-l-y-n! Hello Ev-e-l-y-nl Presently, with but a little more coaxing, an answering voice reaches us from over the ravine, de- manding what we want on Sunday evening. Can you bring us over some stuff, Evelyn? Reply.-'fOh, I suppose so-but we're not supposed to serve anything but milk on Sunday. - Can you hear us, Ev-ely-n? Take it to the Post Ofiice, and we'll be there. One small chocolate ice-cream and a ham sand- wich. Plentyof mustard! Did youget all that, Evelyn? Thank you ever somuch, dearief' Literary Editor's Meeting At three o'clock, Sue Comes from her four- times-a-week French class, bored to death, grasping a green annual notebook and a pencil in one hand. She proceeds to the Y. W. C. A. room, the usual rendezvous, and there finds Christine busily engaged in writing a letter. After the letter is hnished, both sit down on opposite sides of the table and look at each other. No inspiration seems to come. Strange! Presently Winifred appears with another bored Board expression and takes her seat on the third side of the table. At this moment, Sue says, Somehow I donlt feel like working today, I can't get into the spirit of the thing. Wasn't the Ban- quet splendid last night?', Christine, always glad for some diversion from routine work, leads the other two unsuspecting mortals into a long discourse on the Banquet. With that, WVinifred, the ever-faithful worker Calthough Sue and Christine suspect that she has to make an early trainj, hints bravely that work might be started. Solil- oquy of sighs ensues. Sue, always the scribe, takes the scrubbly pencil and the yellow paper tmade of neutral tint, to relieve strain on the eyesj, and awaits any signs of consciousness on the part of her mutual co-workers. One foot goes into the waste basket. One eye goes out of the window. One hears some music C?J above. One mouth wildly yells, Cut it out! One hair is torn! Sue taps with her pencil. At last, Christine eloquently begins with some facetious remark. All laugh hilariously, which takes several minutes. Winifred then contributes a rare bit. All shout again, and Sue adds something more and then reads the Whole. Winifred then finds that shc must leave to make her car. The foot comes out, the eye comes in, and as they all go away, Christine remarks: Say, do you know we have an awful lot done already, withal. Sue looks dubious and reminds Christine of her early departure home, and vows that all must be done before that time. Well, so long! Tomorrow, at three! Same place. Let's try to think up something new and good. Dispersement. VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 165 IV. The clock struck twelve! No moon was seen in the sky! All was quiet around the kitchen regions, save for the low, monotonous, buzz-saw snoring of the fireman, as he slept at duty below. Presently three figures, clad in kimonas hidden by long cloaks, emerged from several bedrooms, and met at the top of the middle-entrance stairs. They stalked noiselessly along the hall over the dining-room, entered room 305, climbed down the fire-escape, and lit on the roof of the pumping station with a suspicious thud. Breathless silence ensued. Still a little scared, one had the nerve to peep in the window, and then bravely raised it. All fell in, but not without many tremblings, as they looked around the dark kitchen. In veritable Jimmy Valentine style, they flashed their flickers around the kitchen, and then dispersed to different corners. One returned with roast beef, carving-knife and bread and butter, and by the Hickering Hame of a candle made sandwiches. Another returned with catsup, jelly, and other accessories. The other contributed cereal, cream and sugar, peaches and crackers. Thus the feast right merrily began. Don't this taste like home and mother? said one in the midst of the dangerous feat of cutting bread in the dark, while poising half a peach on one thumb. And ain't the gravy nice? said the other crook. Hollow laughter followed. Many more witticisms passed from time to time between the generous mouthfuls until, hark! Foot- steps were heard noiselessly approaching, and a thin and ghastly light threw flickering shadows through the dining-room window. Breathless and unable to move with fear, they stood speechless. Gee, kids, is it the night-watchman, or Mrs. Smock? No , said the tragic lady, f'it's a ghost dragging chainsg and then she let out an unearthly shriek, and they stood as paralyzed to watch the phantom appear, but the light began to disappear, and they heard rapid footsteps re- treating in the distance. One of the girls said, Pooh! It's only the night-watchman, and we've scared him half to death. On with the feast! And with a grand hal hal they gave the laugh to his retreating Hgure. f'He who laughs last laughs best. The footsteps again approached, and the light returned? My word, kids! What on earth scared him at the other end? We're lost. Nab some eats and dive. At which, one table was leaped, not to mention the over- tumbled chairs,-and, just as the night watchman opened the door, the tail end of a green silk kimona and one befurred bed- room slipper were seen for a moment on the window-sill, and then vanished. To say that the night-watchman swore, wouldn't be nice, but the girls, now rapidly climbing the fire-escapes, did hear a gust of suspicious sounds borne on the foul air. What would those girls have thought if they could have seen him set his lantern down, and calmly finish the repast to the last crumb, and then, next morning, complain volubly to Mrs. Smock of the raid on the pantry! V. One of the very nicest social evenings spent at Wilson is when a chosen few assemble every Saturday evening in the white parlor, to drink a friendly cup together. In the early afternoon, William takes chairs to the parlor, and the reception committee make their Bohemian preparations in 600 Thomp- son Hall. A few flowers are gracefully ar- ranged as a centerpiece, to adorn the spotless cloth. Dr. Scott, who always comes early to avoid the six o'clock mail rush, brings with her the silver tea service from Prexyls table. The flames burn merrily under the percolator, and different groups begin to arrive. Miss MacMillan, with Dr. Murray, comes first. Dr. Scott jealously joins them, next Miss McComb and Miss Davidson bounce in. Miss Czarnamska and Miss Andrews follow. Then Miss Bird, Miss Crisswell and Miss Bashore come together. A few minutes later, Miss Donaldson and Miss Carrington, followed by Miss Harding and Miss Feymer, and thus gradually all arrive. The conversation opens in praise of the delicious coffee, only to be interrupted by hearing loud voices in one corner, discussing the merits of the new arrivals at the Iensens, -namely, a batch of puppies. Off in one corner is heard a murmur of sweet sounds regarding Miss Haupt's latest Parisian hobble, and speculations as to whether she will next appear in a harem skirt, in which topic Miss Bird is much interested. And thus the even- ing wears away, and every subject, even that of matrimony, every scandal, every current event, has been completely exhausted. Then Here's to good old Wilson,-drink her down, drink her down, etc. 166 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL.17 Menus f01' Students fExt1'acts from Eminent Dietitiansl I am convinced by experience and observation that the mental and moral deficiencies of the present-day Student are due to the lack Of foods easy of digestion and assimilation, and the lack of variation of succulent and starchy nutriments. Beverages, I f1nd,Create flatulency and indigestion, an abominable complexion, as Well as additional corpulency. Kindly publish a list of suitable menus, and 0bllgC.,7-DEARIE. The following bills-Of-fare are concocted merely as Suggestions. In them, I have endeavored to eliminate the prevalency of either gooey Or protiginous victuals. The ethi- cal and psychological development of a student cannot but be abetted by such nutritious HOUIIShmCHt.,7'MARY I. HENRY. MENUS Breakfast Luncheon POMEGRANATES WVITH IVIAYONNAISE VEGETABLE SALAZEQFSVALENCE OF RED FORCE SERVED WITH VIM MAYONNAISE BREADED VEAL CHOPS EGGS, BOILED, FRIED OR POACHED, AS DESIRED C E CURRANT JELLY HOCOLATE CLAIRS F S COFFEE . CHOCOLATE RENCH PEAS G TUFFED POTATOES WHIPPED CREAM ROUND NUTS Dinner Lunchegn MANHATTAN COCKTAIL FRIED FARINA, SERVED WVITH GENUINE MAPLE SYRUP, 34.98 BROILED FILET OF SOLE, TARTARE SAUCE LYONNAISE POTATOES WHEAT MUFFINS WATER CRESS COFFEE Dinner NIAY WINE COCKTAIL BOUILLON, NVITH SHERRY AND WHTPPED CREAM FRIED SPRING CHICKEN AND VVAFFLES FRESH CORN ON COE SEINE BEANS HASHED BROWN POTATOES LOBSTER A LA NEXVBURG PISTACHIO ICE CREAM BONBONS DENT,S FOOD CAKE NUTS COFFEE, PUNCH OR WINE, AS DESIRED Breakfast FRESH STRAWBERRIES, NVITH HULLS ON KELLOGJS TOASTED CORN FLAKES fBeware of substitutesj PLANKED SHAD WITH CRESS RADISHES FRENCH-FRIED POTATOES IELLY ROLLS COFFEE CHOCOLATE LITTLE-NECK CLAMS ON HALF-SHELL SCHWEINSKOTELELLE ROAST SWEET AND WHITE POTATOES SUCCOTASH STEWED TOMATOES WITH CRACKERS IN TOMATOES STUFFED VVITH CRAB MEAT POOR RICHARD7S PUDDING OLIvES U-ALL-NO MINTS CHAMPAGNE OR CLARET PUNCH A Breakfast SLICED BANANAS, LEMON JUICE AND POWDERED SUGAR GRAPE-NUTS FRIED OYSTERS ONIONED POTATOES COFFEE MINCE PIE CHOCOLATE Luncheon CAMPBELL'S AMERICAN SOUPS, MOCK TURTLE, OR CALVES, HEAD, AS DESIRED BROILED SPRING CHICKEN MILK TOAST Dinner PEPPER POT, WITH TRIPE FISH ENTREE BOILED HAM CABBAGE MASHED POTATOES STEWED ONIONS CARROTS SPICED PEACHES AND APPEL-SCHNITS FRUIT SALAD FRESH STRAWBERRY LONGCAKE HIGH BALLS THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 167 x Teacher's Puzzle Page- Guess Who . , LL V a N Q, ff MFE C5 hfzdfjyii X 4. , ,, ,,.lli-i- M mwllfs-fk, K NJ 168 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL.17 A 35,006 Prize Gffer We Want Good Practical Articles on this Subject How to Run a College Annual To be told in 2,500 words-not more. Any size of Annualg but exact figures, itemized, must be given, and each account must be from actual experienceg to be told by all who have offered criticisms on past Annual management. The prizes will be awarded to those who have talked most on the smallest income. The manuscripts Qtypewritten, if possiblej should reach our ofi'-ice by Jan. 1, 1999. The Contents of This Number PAGE Cover Design . . 143 The Latest Fad . . . I44 The Editor's Personal Page . . 145 That Reminds Me . , .146, 147 Famous Folks . . . 148 Travelogues . . 149 Engaged Girl Sketches . . ISI Handy Men Around College . - IS2 Chantecler-A Play . . . 4153-156 Musical Page ,.....,.. . 157 What Some Teachers Have Asked Me ..... 158 My Experiences in Chambersburg CAS told by The Girl Herselfj 160 Senior Dignity ......... 161 Pretty Girl Questions .... 162 A Iunior's Letter to Her Sixth Prom,' Man . 162 Different Styles of Architecture . . 163 Five Social Evenings . . 164 Menus for Students . 166 Teachers, Oddities 167 VOL. 17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 169 nur Giuhsrriptinn When you receive notice that your subscription has expired, renew at once, using the blank en- closed in your final copy. Sometimes a subscriber who has already renewed may receive this blank. That does normean that the renewal has not been re- ceived. We begin to pack in mail bags two weeks before mailing, and the renewal may have reached us after the copy containing the blank has been packed land, of course, we've no time to unpackl. 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Xa -Qffvv T 1 172 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL.17 Psychology EXPERIMENT XXIII I. OBJECT. To teach Psychology simply. II MATERTALS. Given: junior Class, with a few Seniors thrown in Cthey could not tear them- selves awayj, and a few over-confident, aspiring Sophomores smuggled in. Also: A color mixer, guaranteed to ruin the eyesight of every suffering embryo-psychologist. Numerous ear-splitting tuning-forks, sound pendulums, whistles, rectangles of every color in and not in the rainbow. Repeated references to American Textbook of Psychology, Huxley, James, Meyers, Wundt, Tetchiner, Calkins, and other poor quacks, etc. III. METHOD or PROCEDURE. One unannounced written every day over the notes of the past lesson, which one is always held accountable for. Questions worded like Chinese puzzles, absolutely disguised in a sugar-coating of abstractions and distractions, assigned drawings of parts palpable and impalpable, such as motor and sensory neurones, reflex and motor arcs, the brain, bringing in Rolando, Sylvius, and other question- able characters, drawings also of the color pyramid, the ear, labyrinthine canals and cochlea, and many more unmentionable things, conference sections, in which the student gets hopelessly balled-up, inexplicable, inexplainable, undecipherable, unattainable overtones to be found for every tone in the chromatic scale Cmajor and minorj, etc. IV. RESULTS. Gray-headed, nerve-racked, hollow-eyed, jaundice-cheeked, nearsighted, thin females, overcrowded infirmary on Wednesday and Friday, dictionaries worn to a frazzle from overwork, especially in the table of synonymous terms, decrease in junior classification list and increase in 'fSpecial list, decreased grades in other subjects, due to undue application to Psychology on the part of the student, de- struction of furniture, from attempts on part of energetic student to do the Whirling- Dervish act in testing the labyrinthine control of equilibrium.-CFor reference, see Margaret K. Day.j V. GENERAL CONCLUSION. That, for the general reputation of Wilson College students, for the general standing of their workin other subjects, for reasons concerned with the bodily health and the mental stability of the above-named students, Psychology were better not on the general roster of Wilson College. THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL.17 Resume of Bum-Joke Day I. The ship is tossed on the angry sea, And rocked with the billows' motiong But the mermaids sit on a coral reef, And flirt with the swells of the ocean. They watch the lights on a liner's deck Recede and grow steadily paler. Now if Wilson College were a boat, Then would our Ida Saylor? II. I was shocked when I saw the kitchen sink, But laughed to see the mill-race. When Lucille ran madly down the street, Then whom did Helen Chase? If Grace May roam in de Forest, May Davis stroll on de Rhodes. If Moore could find DeHaven, Then julia Kindig at the Odes. IIII. When the wind blew up the river, The explosion made such a din That Babe made haste to her downy couch, Say, did wee Beulah Tucker in? If the prisoner hung on the jury's words, Why did the waterfall? If jakey the college sh'd suddenly leave, Then would our Dorothy Ball? -Ad 'ill-f1ZilU7lZ, all abszlrdum, ad nauseam. Students' Parlor Y. W. C. A. Room 176 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL.17 The Calendar for 1910-1911 S 1910 September zoth.-Slowly, and with occasional grunts by Way of apology, the college special enters the grounds. September 21st.-Impass- able halls, tumbled trunks, mysterous hammerings, mad rush of delivery Wagons, mis- sion desks, books, screens, etc., etc., in one jumbled mass-and college has begun! Freshies announce their safe arrival at i Wilson to their fond parents. Collapse of the mailman. September 22d.fClasses begin. Most of the Freshmen fail to find their classes, September 24th.-Freshmen get first awed expression of senioral dignity-but they didn't know Peg Wilson. Masters Sutherland and Johnson were the only men present, and assisted in the serving. September 26th.-Astounding discovery-the poor Freshmen. Groans from the Pharetra board on discovering the nature of the contents of the box, Well filled with epistles to home folks and brothers? One Freshman to another: I never was so mortified in my life. September 27th.-Nothing Worth While to narrate. September 28th.-Dean Iensen registers. i'And your name, please? Again, please? Repeat! Oh, yes, I see! Come to my office at two o'clock-no, three o'clock, to sing for me! Collapse of Freshmen outside the door. September 29th.-Arrival of four steel-ribbed Water-crafts for ye college small crew. October Ist.-Trunks still detained-railroad companies blessed! Girls seek the confinement of their rooms. While friends rush an order at the laundry. October 3d.-Mt. Alto Day. Ye old-time picnic carried on with ye same old customs, as- sisted by Mr. Riddle and ye baseball club. Ye peaches all gone. f Y October 5th,-Dr. Scott starts the ball a-rollin' by thrusting a written upon her thankless class. October 6th,-Teachers all become copy-cats. Never mind Dr. Scott, Hlmitation is the highest Hatteryf' Vor.. 17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 177 October 7th.-Ditto! . October 8th,-411 X XII initiation. Freshmen: This must be the color ceremony! October 11th.-Anybody want a pie-ee? A nice, juicy pie-ee? A-sweet little baby pie-ee? October 13th.- A lie is a sinful thing! t'Oh, yes, Pm a Junior, says Isabel Cobb. Conf1de in me and keep me posted in all the news! October 17th.-Ye Gettysburg trip! C. Iacobs comments: Those battle-field guides were jakes! A slight embarrassment at the dinner-one girl couldn't get her spoon under her hat! October 18th. October zoth the auditorium. -Thirty-five Wilsonites in the intirmary. Nui ced! -Miss Pauline Donan, a former Wilson student, gave a concert in She will make her debut in Brussels this winter. October Qrst.-Representatives of the Synod Won the everlasting gratitude of the Student-Body by speaking to us,' for thirty minutes. V October October October October October scheme. V October 23d.-Remember the Sabbath day, to give us chicken! 25th. 27th. -Trustee Day-Hfoul dinner. 26th.-At last the Color Ceremony! -Mustard and corn-beef for dinner! 28th.-Reports out today-great excitement-red, the prevailing color 29th.-HalloW'een party. Everybody this Way to the dime museum, to see the bearded lady, the tattooed lady, and other freaks! HI canlt ask my crush to dance with this hobble-skirt! Masters Johnson and Sutherland again were present. November rst.-Hannibal Williams lectures. Introduction of polo caps into i - Wilson by H. Haupt. November 5th.-Campa- nari-yea, verily himself, and perfectly sober! November 8th.-Depart- ure of Erma de Rhodes and Eleanor Logan for Student Goverment Conference at Lynchburg. November I 2th.- First under - class championship game. -Testers and Athletic Girls in full force! Score in ! favor of 'r4. 178 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL.17 November 14th.-Basket ball and hockey games in under-class series. G. Robinson.- Well, We've lost the last under-class game We can lose. S. Robinson.-HGood thing We didn't break our recordlf' November 15th. Seniors are requested to go to South immediately after chapel, for the class picture. November 19th. Prelimi- naries to Thanksgiving game. Oh, you Conference Fund! Progressive? Why, yes! November 24th.-Thanksgiving Day-last victory for Freshmen. At the request of Dr. Reaser, the mediator for the odd classes, Palladiumv is not sung. In the evening, the Seniors 'fStoop to Conquer Us -50 cents per. November 25th.-Loafers' Day. November 30th.-Selection of the Varsity hocky team. December Ist.-Formation of Lemon and Stung teams. December zd.-Irene Pierce overcome at completion of her 5oth polo cap. December gd.-Senior Bazaar. Faculty meeting on the fourth iioor. December 7th.-Ten more days 'till vacation. Then We're off to the C. V. station. December Sth.-Faculty recital. December 15th.-Disembarkation of whole college. Oh, happy day! 1911 January 3d.-Few stragglers on special. Few more at 9 o'clock. Some on mid- night train. Thus we all resume our happy lives of ease and pleasure. january 5th.-B ell for classes frozen! january roth.-zoth annual l man called. January 12th.-juniors are bid to the banquet. january 19th.-Nordica at Harrisburg. january 24th-28th.-Exam. week-that's all! January 29th.-Time now to to think of Prom. and dresses! VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 179 February 2d.-Both Ing- ham's men have accepted her kind invitation to the Wilson mf I Prom! What's to be done? . 4. .. EE? , February 4th.-Y. W. C. , Ai-1?T V ' !'j'f','-- A. Minstrel Show-great .1 li , 5 ,1 my -N Success! '5 .: ,- . .., . ,.., . fu . February nh.-seniors all F- -- appear in high collars at ,1 . ,.p ChaPff1- AHHOUHC Smell tl 1 . . i.. . .-Q,,aVV QSEMOE CilCi3fe Wm be aenoay. ' ' K' ' February Sth.-Glee Club rehearsal. February gth.-Joint meeting of ,II and '12, to discuss Prom. February 13th -Best biographs at the Nic. February 14th -Expressman swamped! Fberuary 15th -Nothing doing! February 16th --Numerous trips to Chambersburg dressmakers. February 17th.-Rush rehearsal for Sophomore play. Practice for grand march in gym., 6.30 prompt! Disturbing element in school-Marg. Coleman arrives! February 18th.-Disastrous accidents to both Inghamls men! Now, what will she do? February 19th.-All Prom. goers wash their hair. February zoth.-Sophomore play. Pine for Prom. decorations hadn't arrived at 9 P. M. February zrst.-All hands busy in the gym. Grand march promptly at 8 P. M. Patronesses sleepy at 1 A. M. February 22d.-Washington's Birthday. Ye olden-time minuet danced in ye gymnasium All men excluded except Masters johnson and Sutherland, who again were privileged characters. February 24th.-Written in Psych expected. Every one pleasantly disappointed! Freshmen and Seniors go to Mercersburg dance. February 25th.-Gorgeous night. Astronomy students go star-gazing. February 27th.--Miss Hardingjs recital. February 28th.-Senior picture at last taken! March 7th.-Queer weather-affected Faculty-awful writtens! March 9th,-Hugh Black lectures on What and How to Read. Auditorium well iilled. March 12th.-Forerunners of state minstrels appear. 180 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE voaiv March 13th.- Pharsonians. March 14th.-Senior-Sophomore banquet Cprivate dinnerj, Washington House crowded! March 17th.-Freshmen-Junior banquet. St. Patrick and the juniors well pleased! March 18th.-Basketball preliminaries. Palladiurnls birthday celebration afterwards. March 19th.-juniors and Freshmen hoarse! March zoth.-Junior basketball team entertained at Alexander Flats. Final basketball game. Oh, you umpire! March 24th.-Bum joke day! What's that got to do with the price of eggs? March 25th.-Omega Theta contest. President house party. Miss Donaldson suddenly dismisses English VII. March 26th.-Everybody has the blues! March 27th.-'ROg6fS and Grilley. March 28th.-An awful written in English VII Clinal examj. March 29th.-Irving Bacheller. Editor-in-chief and business manager up until 4 A. M. March goth. March 3rst.- -Home, sweet home, once more! Annual gone to press! April Ist.-Fooled again! M. johnson still pleading for i'ads. ! v0L.1v THE CONOCOCHEAGUE 181 Financial Report RECEIPTS Received from Mrs. Smock, for suppressing objectionable matter con- cerning steak and biscuits ........ 31 98 Received from Consummate Consolidated Confederacy of Crushesi' . r5o 23 Received from President Reaser, for suppressing facts concerning the announcements about trunk checks ...... O4 Received from Ruth Bloomhart, for not mentioning her polka-dot socks 9 37 Also from Christine Raymond, for not mentioning the many times that ' her pink and otherwise variegated socks do not match . . . 1 25 Received from Florence Meyers, for not mentioning astronomy, Miss Koehne, or Mercersburg ........ roo oo Received from Marion deForest, for an omission ..... 25 25 Received from Charlotte Bryden, for not mentioning her studious habits. roo oo Received from Virginia Sutherland, for not mentioning her Freshman hair ribbons .......... 25 oo Received for Valuable Assistance Rendered . oo oo 35413 I2 EXPENDITURES Paid to Miss deRhodes as a compensation for the omission of her bum jokes .......... 325 oo Paid to Miss Bird for interest taken and encouragement given . . 25 tadpoles Paid to Wilson's Female College, for oil used in M. Glafey's lamp . 27 oo 552 oo MARGARET E. JOHNSON, Business Manager. 7 Principal members: Iall-Bacobsg Tilson-Wysong Drohdes-De Duncan, De Stefhng Teymert-Rodd, Stampbell-Canton, Stucker-Tutchel, jasbers-Wobeg Ropelin-Ceaserg Parshall-Momeroy, and others. 182 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL.17 Who's Who at Wilson MRS. ANNA EVA FAY Has Consented to Predict What the Future of 21 Few Wilson Girls Will Be lNOTE.1llfS. Fay falls into Cenjtrance of Wilson College and these questions are asked her.l Question I.-Who is the most useful Freshman? Answer.-Charlotte Jacobs. Her long legs and springy steps Cunrestrained by a hobble skirtb gave her this reputation. Question II.-Who is the 'LHot Air Artist? Answer.-Charlotte Smith. This repu- tation mostly earned by buttonholing and excessive repetitions.-L'Did you hear about the grand time our German Table had at the House Party? Did you see anything of my family? Oh, mother dresses them both alike, etc. Question III.-Who is the Lightning Marvel? Answer.-Madeline Reymert. Few of reasons: 1. Came out with first honors and never poled. 2. Ran up basketball scores and championships. 3. Played hockey-also. 4. Was class detective and was also very foxy up to her senior year. Question IV.-Who is our future celeb? Answer.-Helene jobe. Mostly at- tained by her wild ravings over mediocre things and assured by the fact that she will never lose her individuality in the ignominious matrimonial state. Question V.-Who is the 'cwobbliest Hobbler? ' A nswer.-Charlotte Heath. There were many other close seconds in this competition-we hate to mention their names, but a momentls thought will bring them to you, Dearie. Question VI.-Who is the Hinveterate Flunker? Answer.-Eleanor Copelin. This career began with a HBirdsl'-eye view of Physiology and ended with a house-party at State. NON PLUS. G 5 XJ. 1 Flliiizil, , . I -.114 lil, ' l I I Lk Q, . Acknowledgements . Advertisements . Aloha Club . Alumnae . . Alumnae Banquet Athletic Association . Athletic Drawing Autographs . . Basketball Team, IQII Basketball Team, 1912 Basketball Team, 1913 Basketball Team, 1914 Board of Trustees Calendar . . Candle Club . Championship Games Chi Tau Pi . Classes . . Class of 1911 . Class of 1912 . Class of 1913 . Class of 1914 . Clubs . College Girl's Learnall College Inn, The . Conococheague Board Dean Goad . Dean Jensen . Dedication . Delta Omega Gamma Dramatics . Faculty . . Financial Report Finis . . Forward . . Freshmen . . Freshmen Banquet . Glee Club . . Hockey Team, 1911 . Hockey Team, 1912 . Hockey Team, 1913 . Hockey Team, 1914 . f PAGE PAGE 184 Iunior Class . . 26-51 185 Literary Societies . 69 Q2 May Day . . . 118 I7 Mem Schin . 85 137 Midsummer Night's Dream. . 128 QQ Minuet . . . 133 98 New Girls' Primer . 140 211 Ode to Wilson . 138, 139 III Omega Theta . . 74 113 Once Upon a Time . 173 115 Palladium . . . 130 117 Pharetra Board . Q5 . 16 Phi Chi Psi . 73 . I76-ISO Phi Delta Beta . 83 75 Phi Psi Gamma . 87 100 President Reaser . ro 71 Psychology . . 172 21-63 Quondams . SI 21-25 Quotation . . 7 26-51 Resume of Bum Ioke Day . . 174 52-57 Romancers, The . 122 58-63 Senior Class . . 22-25 Q0 Senior-Junior Promenade . 134 143 She Stoops to Conquer . 129 119 , Sigma Alpha Pi . . 79 9 Skull and Dagger Club Q4 I2 Sophomore Banquet . 136 I4 Sophomore Class .52-57 6 Sororities . . .79-89 81 Specials . . . 64 121 Student Self-Government Association 67 11-1 5 Students' Parlor . . . 175 181 Theta Sigma Rho . 89 183 Thanksgiving Day . 131 5 The Princess . . 126 58-63 Title Page . 3 136 Trelawney of the '4Wellsl' . . 124 120 Under-Class Championship . . 101 103 Washington's Birthday . . 132 105 Wearers of the HW QQ 107 Y. W. C. A. . . Q7 109 Y. W. C. A. Room . 175 lllllllllllllllll xkxxxwx 'HI-l llllflff I 2 -J s qs W f 4 J ,-,,.u-sff .rv ' -1,-n ' .M :VY AQ' -s -. F117 v F T'i 4i lf' 11- --1. -..-1 Yi ', ,:,'.:'.-., I 'J . 2 hah . 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Also, the board Wishes to thank, for their kindness, those who, by their contributions of drawings or manuscripts, gave invaluable assist- ance and help. K fi mi w xf S f K AU ful! EKEKEK al! fi! F535 V22 W- 'Ji' full Qrr: was 4-SZ NSR QP in V54 Q33 fi Tn 32-S 'gl ,-H AN' FS full fir:-2 xg: 4-as K N ii full vw: xp: 4-S! Qs-3 'Ji fu q-H 924 4-.Z Qs?- 'll 'Ill +2-E gl q! xggg +51 U! iw lit? R415 +51 Q33 'Ji flu +22 1p!B gi W!! V62 ass 'gi ill! N X 4- L -I' J K. J K. -i' J K. + J X. 4:11-X..f+x.J+k.,f+s:4:l+k..fYx.J4-K..f+-e4:!+K:Q1Yx9:l+XzQfy-.4:-l+X:QfYe4:l+K:SY Classical Course Leading to A.B. Excellent Advantages in Music and Art. Strong Faculty of University and College Graduates. Good Table. Comfortable Rooms. Address for Catalogue: M. H. REASER, President CHAMBERSBURG :: PENNSYLVANIA 188 M Q 3 E E M Q Q Q M Q 3 Q Q 5 sa Q M Q I-IARVIQNS 6' The Big Store U MISS WILSON GIRL : We are catering for your business We want your trade. V We have a complete line of furni- ture suitable for your College and Fraternity Rooms. Give us a call and we will con- vince you that We have the largest line and the best goods for the money in the city. F. HAYES HARMCN Complete Home-Furnislzer 189 Mlihe Nelson Shoen FOR WOMEN Made in Chambersburg 352.50 : 53.00 : 33.50 If our slyles do not please you, ourfaclory can make them 26 SOUTH MAIN STREET J. F. GRovE Silhzwmitb nw south Mai.. st., CHAMBERSBURG, PA. Intercollegiate Bureau of Academic Costume CoTRELL st LEoNARD ALBANY, N. Y. Makers of Caps, Gowns and Hoods to Wilson College and other Universities from the Atlantic to the Pacific Miss JENNIE B. SIMPSON fanny Q5nuD5 I-IIRSHBERG ART COMPANY ART, DRA WING AND ENGINEERING SUPPLIES 4l8 North Howard Street, Baltimore, Md. Ladies' Gymnasium Suits AND Athletic Garments Endorsed and used by the leading physical educators. Made under conditions approved by Consumefs League X SEND FOR OUR CATALOG if Columbia Gymnasium Suit Co. 145 south st., BosToN, MASS. GEO. A. WOOD, President W. K. SHARPE, Vice-president J. S. MCILVAINE., Cashier , attuned bank nt Qlbamhershurg ORGANIZED I890 Capital ........ sl3o,0oo S r l it Ptlogss I ....... Sl50,000 Collections promptly made and remitted CI-IAMBERSBURG, PA. 190 T. B. Wood's Sons Company Manufacturing Engineers ccThe C ollege MODERN AND APPROVED APPL1- ' AN 99 CES F012 FTIQIDEJ VSIEQNSMISSION x I Hn Chambersburg, Penna. The Starr inum rand .1 I-IILE the Starr Minum Grand is compact, -,,-.: f Z' occupying as little space as possible for a mj 'i' ', scientifically perfect small grand, its high prestige has been won by its remarkable musical L qualities. A rich, clear tone of sustained volume and depth, sympathetic action and exceptional 'iig 1 durability, mark it as the ultimate favorite of every musician. p 4F,ei5,fff,ifZ22d,ing addmonall The itarr mann fllumpanp 138 North Pennsylvania Street INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA 191 EH Q E E E E E H E H H E H E H E E H E H H E H E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E S E E E E E E HE EHHEEEEHEHHGEMEH EEHHEHHEEEEMEHHH Fine Leather Goods For the College Girl ECHEME81ECHECHIEZHGEEHIECHQEZHEECHEMEHSEEREECHEEEHGEIHGEEHJECHECI E E Distinctive and refined patterns in good foot- E E Wear for young women. Q E E 5 5 Q LEATHERfUHU1BAGS E E SLHTYCASES E Q TRAVELING-BAGS Q E E E Pd 75 C1 55 73 U: M nz as ze: ze: E ldfYT3BCDXdfS E 5 E :ez za 3 E Q Fine H0sz'ery and Umbrellas 5 gmmmmmmmmmmmmmnmmmmmnmm E E E E BJ 5 xr m on E S E 5 ef' 5 E m 2 -- 2 : un E cr 2 2 E f+ CI C1 52 w E EE Q H D CI 3 E :ez CU E In H 71 Q on 3 ED Q CI Q I gg 9 Q Pu H P' li Cl S mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEHEEEEGEEE W. BRITTON KELL Banks Brothers Department Store WE invite you to get 'ac- quainted with our great variety of everyday useful and necessary articles: Fine China, Confectionery, P 0 s tc a r d s, largestvarietyin town,Notions. I Five- and Ten-cent Counters. SOUTHEAST coR. PUBLIC SQUARE CHAMBERSBURG, PENNA. fart ibitt Enid C. A. BLANCHARD Manager Penn Avenue and State Street PITTSBURGH, PA. MUSIC y The best grade of publications, such as G. Schermer, Schmidt, etc., are carried by us. lVIail orders given special attention. Steinway, C. M. Sigler and olher pianos C. M. SIGLER sigiei Biiiiiiiiig, so N. ziid si., HARRISBURG, PA. MANUFACTURER OF PICTURE FRAMES SPECIAL ENGRAVINGS AND COLLEGE SUPPLIES THEO. LIGHTCAP libihlinpole ann Qtatinnzr TRUST BUILDING, CHAMBERSBURG, PENNSYLVANIA 193 BAILEY, BANKS ES: BIDDLE CO. Jlffalgers of Class anct Society pins for Wilson College COLLEGE ORGANIZATIONS contemplating the purchase of Emblems are invited to write for designs, samples and prices. With the Workshops on the premises, this Company is en- abled to furnish emblems of the best gracle of workmanship and finish, at the Iowest prices consistent with Work of this high quality. COLLEGE AND SCHOOL EMBLEMS. ,Hn illustrated Catalogue, mailect free on request. I 218-20-22 Chestnut Street, PHILADELPHIA HERVEY E. GUPTILL Manufacturer of Ladies' High-Grade Footwear 194 QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ Getl At kinnefs Delicious Soda Wdteit Hnyle1f's and Wbz'tmn1z's C on feetions Fine Stationery Toilet Goods fphotogmpfno Supplies KINNER' DR TORE PUBLIC SQUARE QQQQ: : :::Qqq: : : :QQ: :Qc :QQQQQQQQQQQQ aludo Coffee Is in Great Demand Saludo has been particularly appreciated in this recent time of ups-and-downs in coffees. Neither its quality nor price has fluctuated. If you like Saludo coffee, and the chances are one hundred to one that you will, you will find much satisfaction in its uniformity. Uniform excellence is more difxicult for the coffee-seller than you may imagine. Long experience, great ex- pertness, and scientific exactness, are required in selec- tion, blending and roasting, to obtain uniform results. For thirty-five years we have been handling coffees. Saludo is our own blend of berries of our importation. It is fresh roasted every day, and delivered to our patrons in parchment-lined packages that protect its Wonderful aromatic properties. The result on the table -when the coffee is properly made-is a captivating and wholesome beverage of which the most particular housewife may well be proud. The price is- 26 cents the pound 4 pounds for 81 No wonder Saludo is in great demand! No such coffee value is to be had elsewhere. Thos. Martindale Sz: Co. 10th and Market, Philadelphia ' 195 C. V. CRE MERY 81 DAIRY CO. H. H. Fogelsanger, Manager CHAMBERSBURG, PENNSYLVANIA MANUFACTURERS OF Fancy Separator Butter AND SI-IIPPERS OF PASTEURIZED CREAQM ESTABLISHED 1800 G. L. SADTLER 8: SONS OPTICIANS Bc JEWELERS 14 AND 16 EAST BALTIMORE STREET BALTIMORE SPECIAL ATTENTION TO MAIL ORDERS QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ QQQQQQQQQQQQQQ OU can easily make a pleasing selection from our large stock of Imported and Domestic Dry Goods and Notions. Here will be found the Tailored Suits and Coats that Ht, constructed after the latest patterns. Fabrics of every character, in the piece, made of the best qualities of cotton, linen, wool and silk. HOKE E5 SNYDER CHAMBERSBURG, PA. For Real Estate, Fire or 59013 THINGS T0 EAT Life Insurance FOR LUNCH CONSULT 7 H. B. MCNULTY W QD H BER'S Best Compaigecslgergisrgest List of Front Grocery 196 T he Little Store on the Corner I aim to please Students-to study economy in your behalf in the furnishing of goods such as Fruits : Confectionery : Light Lunch : Flags Banners : Sweaters, etc. JOHN SCHOENBERGER. Chambersburg, Penna. OPPOSITE WYILSON CAIWPUS Th Q S Q H 3 f Q S. Raymond Snyder jeweler H oTEL ,and CAFE ' Special dttention Given Everythzng of the Best Rep,,,',,',,g MARKET SQUARE HARRISBURG, PENNSYLVANIA JAMES, RUSS, Proprietor 109 N. Main St., Chambersburg, Pa. 197 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III III EI E IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEIEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEIIIIEIIIIEIIII P-1 CO O0 WE DIRECT YGUR ATTENTION 1 TO THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF Jeweler Wm. H. Ludwig Of Chambersburg, Pa. 'III THE WILSON JEWELER The G. Schafl Electric WH-I-IAM ALEXANDER Company Q Counsc lor-af-Law Hxturcs for Electricity and Gas ' Trust Co. Building, Chambersburg, Pa. Electric Chafing Dishes Warming Pads Curling Irons GARNET GEHR D. o. GEHR Tea Kettles G E H R G E H Water Heaters gl L ll - f- Disc Stoves, etc. fl Omeys a aw 67 E.. Market St., Chambersburg, Pa. CHAMBERSBURG PENNSYLVANIA Cumberland Valley Railroad Company Direct io All Points V North, East, South and West Seven Trains in each direction between Chambersburg and Harrisburg. Through Tickets to ancl from all Points on the P. R. R. and its Southern Connections. Pullman Sleeping Cars claily between New York and Bristol, Tenn., and between Philadelphia ancl Gary, West Va. 199 ARTISTIC FRAMING DEVELOPING AND PRINTING Your KODAK MAN SUSSMAN 223 PARK AVENUE EN LARGING OUR SPECIALTY DNIWVHQI OLLSLLHV ,- -ii sign I U' EW , H G IEE 'gl f .V . :: swam- s I' 1 CHAMBERSBURG TRUST CO. VVE INVITE THE PATRONAGE OF ALL C S - CAPITAL AND SURPLUS S370 OOO O0 00 The prettiest girl in Wilson College gets her printing done at LLOYD'S That's the reason Why she remains beautiful- she does not have to Worry for fear the Work will be spoiled PEOPLElS REGISTER OFFICE On the Square CI-IAMBERSBURG, PA. GEO. H. b'rEwAR'r, Pres. JOHN R, ORR, VICCAPTCS. M. C. lf.ENNICDY,viCC-PICS. FRED B. REED, Cashier Valley National Bank Capital . . fnIO0,000 Surplus . . . 220,000 Undivided Profits 6,000 Your Patronage Solicited Lorch Bros. WHOLESALERS AND JOBBERS IN Canned Goods Meat Specialties Poultry and Game 7th and CALLOWHILL STREETS PHILADELPHIA, PA. Hotel and Institution SUPPHH Both Phones 2 A. G. Spalding 8z Bros. Are the largest manufac- turers 1n the World of Official Equipment for Girls' Athletics IF YOU are inter- The Spalding Trade - Mark ested IH Athletic Sport you should have a copy ofthe Spalding g o Catalogue. lt's a com- gif '55 plete encyclopedia of 4 V' What's New in Sport, 'ia y' and is sent free on Q69-uligar. Od' request ' is known through- out the world as a Guarantee of Quality A. G. Spalding 8: Bros. 1210 Chestnut St., Philadelphia 01 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :Wm Ialin epnsitmfp EEEEEEE EEEEEEE E E Q E E ESTABLISHED 1790 CHAMBERSBURG, PA. E E E E Oldext Paper in Penrzxylmznia Largest Cirrulation in Cumberland Valley E E Best Hdwertirirzg .Medium E EEEEEEE EEEEEEE 38 DAILY -5' WEEKLY E E E E E E 1311 of All Kinds Executed at Lowest Prices. Q E Bids cheerfully furnished. Call or address E E E EEEEE Q Q E E E E E E E E E E E E Q E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E Q EEEl 11. NEVIN POMEROTN, Proprietor EE , , DIEHL, OMWAKE 81 Femzfzme D 1 E H L CSUCCESSORS TO COYLE 8: DIEHLl Hdbgrdgyfjgry and G7'6lZ'7'l, Hay, Flour, Feed Mzllznery Femlzzer, Cm! 6l7'lClI'Ci877Z671ZL OTFTCE AND XVAREHOUSE, 17,4 NORTH M.AIN STREET C L R K, CHAMBERSBURG, PA. MR. 6? MISS KLEE ggi i TAILOR AND FASHIONABLE 71 NORTH MAIN STREET CHAMBERSBURG, PA. North Federal St., Chambersburg, Pa. 202 C. P. Speer 81 Bros. COAL, CEMENT WALL PLASTER SEWER PIPE, ETC. Office, E. King Sr., Chambersburg, Pa. A. L. SHERK DEALER IN Hardware, Cutlery, Paints and Glass COR. MAIN AND QUEEN STS. CHANIBERSBURG, PA. E. O. SNIILEY Fine Chocolates and Bon-Bons. lllFull Line of Candies at LovvPriCes. 1llEanCy Cakes and Banquet Waters. 11lGroCeries and Table Delicaeies Cor. lVIain and King Streets TELEPHONE CONNECTION. FREE DELIVERY If you want to make correct selections If h h ' t d ' Ifzgii ZZZIIZf.,1Z.'1fZi.,,'iZli'3?,.a J. P. KEEPER If you want to get the lowest prices OF DRY Goons, NOTIONS FANCY CGOODS Carpets, Rugs, Nlattmgs Linoleums Lace Curtains, Portieres Window Shades Wall Paper, Etc. J. SEE SIERER 54 S.fMain St., Chambersburg, Pa. Thompson,Taylor 81 Co. Wholesale Grocers 206 and 208 South Front Street PHILADELPHIA 2024 J. A. HOLLINGER Lakeview Milling Chambersburg, Pa. Lumber and Millwork Our Specialties: Hardwood lnside Finish, Hardwood Panel Work, Stair Work, Grills and Porch Work. HENNINGER S WEATERS Company SE the Cream-oi Lake Flour. None better, sweeter, whiter. Made from sound,well- selected Pennsylvania wheat. Both Phones CHAMBERS BURG, PENNA EEEEEEEEEEEEE s 5 E U H U H M W W E E W E W M E H W W E M M M E E E H E W E E E E W E E E M E H E E E E E E M E L Wilson Girls Wilson Girls will Hnd the Sollenberger Store a good place to do their trading. We mention only one item this time. We sell the best go cent silk stocking made. The kind you had from us before. Colors: Black, tan, white. ORDER BY MAIL D. D. SOLLENBERGER, Chambersburg, Pa. EEEE E E E E E R E E E E E E E E E E E E E E I K E E E HI E9 H! E! E3 EQ EE EH EH EH H! H! EQ E9 EH EE EQ E9 H! H! E9 E9 H! EE EE H! E9 EQ E3 El BO TH TELEPH ONES f. A. STRITE Jqfforney-at-Law 30l-303 Chambersburg Trusl Co. Bldg. CHAMBERSBURG, PA. Al Waynesboro Ofce, No. ll Wayne Bldg. Every Salurday from 2.30 lo 7.30 P. M. The Olympia Confectionery Home-MADE cnnntts FRESH EVERY DAY CHOCOLATES AND BONBONS All styles of packages with the very best chocolates Ice Cream Soda and Fruit Sundae We guarantee everything to be fresh 43 South Main St. 1. K. PROFERES, Proprietor .THE ONLY DEMOCRATIC DAILY IN THE SEVENTEENTH CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT 195111211 Spirit ALL KINDS of FINE PRINTING We solicit your checking account. Special combination deposit books for Wilson Students RESOURCES OVER ONE MILLION farmers 8. iltberthante Ullrust Qtio. CHAMBERSBURG, PA. H. R. FORBES B. C. IVIETTLER Established 1876 . N. Forbes Granite Company CHAIVIBERSBURG, PA. QD Marble Mausoleums Granite Monuments Choice Building Lots For Sale at Low Prices EAST END LAND COMPANY CHAMBERSBURG, PA. HUTTON 8: FINNEY, Agents, Room 209, Trust Bldg. 205 SHANTUNG UNION MEDICAL COLLEGE TSINANF U, CHINA All expenses, including tuition, hoard, hooks and incidentals, 327.00 a year. Teaching Siaf: JAMES BOYD NEAL, M.A., M. D., President CHARLES F. ,IOI-INSON, M. D. E. FREIHERR VONWERTHERN, JAMES R. WATSON, ' Dr. Med. et Chir. M. B., M. R. C. S., D. P. I-I. THOMAS C. PATERSON, M.B., C.M. MRS SIMONS B. H B. The Belmore Cafe Everything for the CoIIege Girl. . . Ice Cream,SandvvichesandLight One Of the pflnclpal FCHSOUS Lunches served at any hour. for this store's success is the Hdelity with which it looks MARKET ST. CHAMBERSBURG after the dress requirements of young folk. G. M. HOCKENSMITH Dry Goody, Wearables, etc. fm-iailm. ann Draper BOGGS 8: BUHL 304-306 Trust Company Building Pittsburgh Pennsylvania CHAMBERSBURG, PA, 206 y Go TO TIIE MINICK HOUSE 161 East Queen Street FOR TIIE BEST I Ce Cream IN ANY STYLE AND FLAVOII RIADE TO ORDER ON REASONABLE NOTICE ' FANCY KIOLDS TO SUIT ANY OCCASION lfiil M QI Every Wilson College girl Q51 155 Q '-l IE is welcome here. 151 ,gp Qlwe Want you to look at our merchandise and compare it with others. ev Is QU We have courteous lacly IT and gentlemen clerks to wait M K. ,.- g P. P. MINICK, Proprieto. on you. - - A cl b ll r l cl ShanghaI8zCalcuttaCur1o Co. 'll H a Ove a 'We 3 6 g a to show you goocls galore, Loaded Down with Oriental ' h - b Oddmesu as Wlt no o 1gatIons to uy. +A 1024 Conn. Ave., Washington, D. C. ' , E51 C. A. Shlnneman BLODOM BRQTHERS female, EPARTMENT Tomas is I CHAIVIBERSBURG, PA. Corner S. Main 53: .Queen Slreets Claambersburg, Pa. GEO. L. WELL.. Purveyor io Insfiiufions and Schools Meats and Provisions 402 and 404 N. SECOND ST. 2 PI-IILADELPI-IIA, PA. EHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHEEEEEEHEEEEEHH W PHQTOGR PHER Who is most dependent upon Wilson College for his regular business would naturally make the greatest effort to give the students satisfactory Work. l M all AND HIS ABILITY TO EXCEL HAS BEEN REPEA TEDL Y DEM ONS TRA TED EMEHEEEEEHHEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEHHEEEEEEEEEEEHEEE 208 EEE E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E EI E E E E E E EQ E E E E El IE E E E E EEEl E I Q E E E E E E PENN H ALL E E E 3 El E WILSON COLLEGE CAMPUS ,Q E . Q EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE FREPARAITORY SCHOOL FOR GIRLS E College Preparatory, lVIodern Language and General Courses. E E Two New Dormitories. E 5 Piano, Voice, Art, Elocution, Outdoor Life and Sports. E E Rooms in suites of two with private bath. Excellent dining-room ser- E E vice. Catalogue and views upon request. E E . . E Q FRANK S. MAGILL, A.M., Pfmcrpal E EEEE E E E E El El E El E E EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EEEE EEEEEEEEEE E El El El EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ E' EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EEEEEEEEEE E FD :s .QL FD S CID o : 22? o D UQ EQEQ EQEQ EEEEEEEEEE NS I 3. 32 fi S 21 E Nl. 'Q cm U3 CU I S5 E1 on Q9 W YN, 33. CE S E W mi F 10 5 fl' E S B GF' E. UQ EHEEEEEEEEE1 KODAKS AND KODAK FINISHING EVERYTHING PHOTOGRAPHIC 8 MEMORIAL SQUARE EEEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQ E Em E5 gm E5 EQ W EU E9 ES Em EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ E EFI EE E533 gram E535 EQ EQ E cu El 2 0 E! U W 'QE ifggm EQ m 'U El U 3 EWU EQ EES EQ E EQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQ NJ O CD LET M l LLER 8C BAK F ER orney'S Steam Supply your Wants in IL Bakery L ' x ff LQ? 'y 'L - , WHOLESALE AND RETA 3 X f J' '5f-lag lllll l 161.11 7 f,-,, 'Lf --Ellml T: QMWIMQ Bread, Rolls and ' Cakes Q, Qfl-QCQSPF Efafwmfflrs JM numwv Emllllnvl' GROCERIES and FRESH- CUT DRIE D MEATS Plgola Bread Made naiib Flgs al Memorial Square an Olnae Oil L L ..,,, :.,, r z .,.le r.,, y l r A 5. , 'H - fs. K I L 'X Q I ? xxx 'X ,ss L Q 4 X lf,3'1:J H a X P S :N X f I X J X N ff. ' U i -:. 43 'S 1 . I X if , ws ix L f N .39 Z x . 1 v-A 013551511X , .k,.g.g-1-:mv 13 7 'W' ' s.,,1.,4 ,:1z2'f'- ,, Ma- ' if .M::w,- M, ,..,, rl,-M:..,,. ,,, ...,. - 9 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEE EEEGEHHEHE EEEMEHHEE I G H F1 C 2 :P EEE3 Z O Pa O HEEHEEHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEMGHEEEE Gb 55. Q 3 2 Q Q Q Q 3 Q.. GGHEEEEEEEMHEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEE Newly Built and Furnished Upwards 5zsizezzsrze:rem:ummmzszzezzmazezzeixeizezzezzazeizsfzazemzzeizsfnizefxmefzsizsz an 191 151 :ez E Iii O 51 Db 5 w ff ab 51 Q O E U14 gg, P-3 Q 4 E S Ei N Ig O ze: 9 za Q1 Q 23 E N , :ez HI E 5 T ref E E? 5 O :ez Q E EI UD S 5 E H E m 23 5 oo H CD E E Q . :si za xii 191 ref 23 xmefxefszzsfzezzazanfzszzazmxsiisizsfrazsrzeixensrrefxefxezzsfxexxszzeizeizemizsizsira RUNNING HOT AND COLD WATER AND LONG DISTANCE TELEPHONE IN ALL ROOMS. EQUIPPED WITH POWER VACUUM PROCESS. ALL OTHER MODERN IMPROVEMENTS. CHAMBERSBURG, PA. N1 2 753 ffeciiffb Olljf Ezgfavfbg Co. Bcyfbfo, IVY VVE MADE HE ENGRAVINGS F' ge.. VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE Autographs THE CONOCOCHEAGUE VoL.1 7 A Autographs VoL.17 THE CONOCOCHEAGUE Autographs