Willis High School - Pirate Yearbook (Willis, KS)

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Lou Costello Taylor-- Hey, Look at that bunch of cows! Bud Abbott Grosfield---Not bunch, herd. L. C. Taylor-- Heard of what? B. A. Grosfield--Herd of cows. L. C. Taylor--Sure, I've heard of cows. B. A. Grosfield--I mean a cow herd: L. C. Taylor--Well, what do I care if a cow heard? I didn't say anything I'm ashamed of. Mr. Merriam: This makes the fifth time I have kept youin this week. What have you to say? Dick T.: I'm glad it's Friday. The shades of night were falling fast When for a kiss he asked her. I guess she must have answered, 6'Yes , Because the shades came down much faster. Mr. Burkart: Son, every time you are bad I get another gray hair. Jimmy: You must have been a corker, Dadl Iust look at grandpa! Mechanis: The trouble with your car, Miss, is that you have a short circuit in your wiring. Betty: Can you lengthen it just a little while I wait? Don K.: Hey, that wasn't the tooth I wanted pulledl Dentist: Calm yourself I'm coming to itl ' Mrs. Chapman: Give three collective nouns. Dannie: Flypaper, wastepaper, basket and vacum cleaner. Donovan: Father, you are a lucky man. Mr. Johnson: How is that? Donovan: You won't have to buy me any school books this year. I have been left in the same class. , Brown: Can you keep a secret? Green: Sure. Brown: I need to borrow some money. Green: Don't worry. It's just as if I never heard it. Willich: What tense is HI am handsome? Ruth Ann: Past! Mary was a chemist, But Mary is no more, For what she thought Was H20 was HZO4. '6My dashound died , said a'fi'tfle'b5y'to-his' teacher! 6'To badl what happened? asked the teacher. 'tHe met his end going around atree. 1:-----.----..---.