Williams High School - Tusayan Yearbook (Williams, AZ)

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THE TUSAYAN CLASS WILL The members of the Senior class of Williams High School being of unsound minds and weak hearts and having but a few short hours to dwell among the horrors of high school, do make, publish, and declare. this our last will and testament. I, Joe Baca, leave my athletic ability to Johnny Tissaw. I, Dorothy Benson, will my troubles in shorthand to Elsie Larson. I, Vance Brown, bequeath my English vocabulary to Bill Nagiller, in the hope that he will be able to say something besides gosh darn . I, Bridget Butler, bestow my ability to charm 4'Okies upon Carolyn Byrd. I, Raymond Corona, will my sophomore girl friend to Tachie Na- varro. I, Oleta Cotner, bestow the bass drum upon Myrna Rogers, with a few additional pounds to help her carry it. I, Dimples Duncan, sorrowfully give Tillie from Holbrook to David McNe1ly. I, Marcella Dye, will my personality plus to next year's majorette. I, Nicky Fetterman, leave my ability to ditch school to Evelyn Wright. I, Edward Gentsch, bequeath my Boy Scout Troop to Robert Dean Wilson. I, Henry Gutierrez, will my black mustache- to Barry Sutton, hoping that he will give it the care it deserves. I, John Hock, bequeath my 6 ft. 3 in. of stalwart manhood to Sal Balderas. I, Lynn Kirby, leave my shy and bashful ways to Jack Grace. I, Martin Klass, will my Pistol Packin' Mama to Bill Lilly. I, Charles McCormack, bestow my sunshiny disposition upon Dick Kielhorn. I, Sallie Powell, leave my Editorship of the Viking to some other poor sucker, I, Wanda Wilson Ritchhart, leave my ability to catch a husband to Jean Cravey. I, Hubert Clark, will my collection of model airplanes to Henry Southworth. In witness whereof We have hereunto placed our seal. The Class of 1944 1 2.

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THE TUSAYAN SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY OF 1944 Well, folks, here is your radio reporter, Martin Klass, bringing you the latest from the American colony on the planet Jug , As you know, folks, this planet was first discovered by the great scientist and chemist, Charles W. McCormack, M. A., M. D., A. D., and B. C., who discovered it through his powerful telescope on Supai Mountain in Arizona. James Weatherby Duncan, the pilot of the first rocket ship to land on Jug, is now the mayor, by unanimous choice. One of his ablest assistants is Raymond Corona, the eminent bug specialist, whose job it is to keep the flies that abound on this planet, under control. Flash: The peanut heiress, Marcella Dye, has just been exposed as a bigamist. You remember the home town girl that made her start in the Central Drug Co. of Williams, Arizona. Her husbands are said to be Admiral Gentsch, and Senator Brown, two well-known and in- fluential men. Gentsch has been in charge of the Coast Guard in the three mile limit around the earth. The latter, Senator Brown, is the brilliant statesman who secured the rights for America to establish this colony 10,000,000 miles from the planet, Earth. Here's a flash hot off the wire, folks. Joe Baca has just re- turned from the moon in his rocket ship, Aurora in the record- splitting time of 2 days, 6 hours, and 15 seconds. It is rumored here that his assistant, Henry Garcia Gutierrez, was detained at the moon by the police when they discovered that he owed several thousand dollars alimony to his sixth wife, whom he divorced on the grounds that she locked him out of his house. As a result he was forced to spend several weeks sleeping in his helicopter. Attention radio listeners: R. J. Hock, the bottle manufacturer, and inventor of the shapeless beverage bottle for hip pockets, has just be- come the father of triplets. Bridget Butler and Lyla Fetterman, the temperance advocates, who stirred up such a commotion in Congress last week, are on a tour of this planet in search of the answer to the most pressing problem of today. This is-, of course, the changing of whiskey to milk by chemi- cal process. We will pause a moment to hear a word from our sponsor, Lynn Kirby, President of the Ox Tail Meat Packing Company. Sorry, folks but Mr. Kirby just fell and swallowed a lighted cigar, and as a result, will not be able to appear tonight. Now, folks, on with the broadcast: Here are some of the latest gossip tidbits from the planet Jug . The priceless Pekinese dog belonging to Miss Dorothy Benson, the leading socialite hostess of CContinued on page thirty fourl 11

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