Willard Middle School - Target Yearbook (Berkeley, CA)

 - Class of 1917

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THE TARGET Governor Manco and the Chauffeur One bright summer morning a patrol consisting of the old gaso- line refiner, who had distinguished himself in the affair with the con- sumer, a horn manufacturer, and a factory worker, perceived, descend- ing a steep hill near the Alhambra, a man in the garb of a chauffeur, holding back, by a rope attached to the rear axle, a large and powerful touring car of a well-known make. The sight of a chauffeur engaged in such work, immediately put the patrol on the aert, and as the man drew near, the refiner challenged him, saying, “Who comes?’’ “A chauffeur just from the repair shop, with an empty gas tank and a broken emergency brake,’’ was the reply. “I have orders to take any sus- picious characters before Operator Manco, the well-known wireless expert, at this time governor of the Alhambra,” said the refiner. “What? ? Is this the Alhambra I see before me?” exclaimed the chauf- feur. “If so, I have strange things to reveal to the governor.” “You will soon have the chance,” responded the refiner, “for you shall this instant be conducted to him.” So saying, he seized the chauffeur by the arm; the manufacturer and factory-worker put their shoulders to the auto; and all proceeded to the governor. This worthy had only one arm, was dressed in greasy overalls, wore high boots with climbing-irons, and al- ways carried a large monkey- wrench in his belt. He immediately called for the chauffeur’s story. “Well, your Excellency,” began the chauffeur, “after leaving the repair shop, where 1 had been em- ployed to drive the cars in and out, I traveled for one day, and camped among the ruins of what appeared to be the ruins of a large steel mill, but which I afterward found was once a large gasoline refinery. “As I sat there crunching a bit of crust I had brought with me, I heard the chug-chug of a large au- tomobile, and soon a powerful tour- ing car appeared, driven by one who seemed to have been at one time a powerful oil baron. “I offered to share my crust with him, but he refused, and immedi- ately began to fill his gasoline tank. “I then asked for a ride, which re- quest he granted, taking me to a large cavern, where I perceived every conceivable instrument of peace and war scattered about. “When the car stopped, I asked the oil barron whom it might be that I saw upon a high throne at the far end of the cavern. “ ‘Now,’ replied he, ‘that you are in the presence of Mr. O. I. Squeezem, the well-known Wall Street magnate. “ ‘But,’ I exclaimed, ‘he was in his grave long ago!’ “ ‘So you think,’ responded he, ‘but know that he has been shut up here by a powerful enchantment. Watch, you, now my car, while I go and how the knee to Mr. Sqeeuem.’ “As soon as he had left me, I be- gan to debate with myself concern- ing my proper actions under the cir- cumstances. “ ‘Now, thought I, ‘shall I stay here and wait for him, and possibly be

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6 THE TARGET As Mr. Wyctt was the one who shot the hawk, he claimed the chicken. He made a splint for its leg of two toothpicks and bound it. For a few days he was very careful in handling the chick and then turned it loose in his own garden, where he kept a pet pig. Imagine my surprise one morning, when I went to see the chick to see it run and jump on the pig’s back as if for protection. Ever since that day, two better chums can not be found. KENNETH FERGUSON. A BAREFOOT BOY. A ragged little boy sat on the creek bank, dangling his bare feet in th e running water. His face, tanned and sunburned, was wreathed with smiles, and his lips were parted, showing white teeth with the taste of strawberries still on them. His dirty pantaloons, frayed and wet at the bottom, were held up by one suspender, which, it was evident, had seen better days. The light fell across his face, showing the ring of straw which served as a hat, and the mop of brown hair under it. As he fished, a squirrel chattered in the walnut tree, a robin flew by with a worn, and a faint cheep-cheep of expectancy came from the nest where her young were waiting. Through the wood could be seen an orchard with ripe apples begging to be eaten. The sun was setting, so the Bare- foot Boy picked up his string of fish, and trudged cherrily along toward home, where he bowl of bread and milk was waiting on the back step. HELEN WOOD. AN INTERESTING INCIDENT. The district between Honkong and the Philippine islands is subject to terrific ocean cyclones or typhoons as they are called. These storms smash against the Chinese coast, doing great damage. Sometimes they turn south toward Singapore. It was one of these that I had the for- tune to be in. We had had an uneventful voyage from San Francisco to Honolulu, from there to Japan, and from Ja- pan to Hongkong. The day after we left Honkong a sticky warm mist suddenly appeared. This is the signal for a storm and so all movable things were made fast and the decks were cleared for action. Late that afternoon the sea began to get rougher, slowly at first then more and more so. At about eight o’clock the passengers were driven to their cabins, and still the storm grew. Finally the steamer, after pitching, rolling and jerking, de- cided to stand on its head and did so several times. Our cabin was on the third deck but even that was not far enough away from the water, for at about midnight a terrific wave crashed against our cabin, breaking open the porthole and flooding everything. Towards morning the storm abated and at about noon that day we were passing through a sea as glassy and slimy as that which Coleridge writes of in the “Ancient Mariner.” After two days of this we arrived at Singa- pore. When we asked the officers if we had been through a typhoon they laughed. We had only passed in the wake; the typhoon had been many leagues away. ADOLPHUS CHEEK.



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8 THE TARGET carried where I do not want to go, or shall I take his car and make my escape?’ “My decision was soon made, and I concluded to borrow the auto for a time. So, getting into the driver’s seat I turned the car and drove straight forward, until my gasoline gave out, and I found myself here.” While he was speaking, the gov- ernor noticed a large purse which the chauffeur held in his hand. When it was demanded and opened, an immense treasure, con- sisting of two potaoes and an onion, rolled forth. The chauffeur was put in a steel vault, but escaped during the night. With him went a hand- maiden, as well as several of the gov- ernor’s potatoes and onions. The oil baron’s purse was also gone. Some may think the high price of onions and potatoes due to the war, but Manco and his associates know better. DANIEL NUTTING. “THE LITTLE MATCH GIRL.” (A Poetic Transcription.) ’Twas cold, dark and dreary, On this white New Year’s Eve, And a child, pinched and weary, A deep sigh did heave. The cold little form Trudged alone down the street Seeking shelter and warmth From the cold and the sleet. On a doorstep she crept To be near warmth and cheer, For she dared not go home, ’Twould be much colder there. As she lighted a match Her cold hands to warm, She imagined a goose Coming towards her in form. But the match then went out; She lighted another, And saw in the light Her kind old grandmother. The matches flared up, She held out her hands, In her grandmother’s arms Went to happier lands. When the town’s folk, next morning, Saw the still little form, They pitied the child Who could not keep warm. ELIZABETH SCHILLING. A DAY WITH GOVERNOR MANCO! (1917) Governor Manco took the elevator to the clubroom of the Alhambra where he was to play a series of games of pool with a friend. Arriving at his destination, he was met by a burly butler who took his hat and overcoat. Governor Manco played and lost, much to the enjoy- ment of his friend, Don Jose, who needed money very badly. The check payable to his friend, Avas Avrit- ten by Governor Manco Avho prom- ised to play another series soon. In the afternoon the governor Avcnt out riding in his automobile, finishing Avith a trip to the motion picture theatre of Granada, AA ' here he saev Jack Pickford featured in “Sev- enteen.” After returning to his home on Fifth Axenue, he put a record on his new Edison phonograph, Avhich played one of those entranc- ing Hawaiian pieces, “Yakka Hula Hicky Lula.” After this he ate a sumptuous dinner, prepared by his chef. Later the GoA ' ernor retired much exhausted from his day’s ad- venture. JAMES F. BENNETT.

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