Wheeling High School - Record Yearbook (Wheeling, WV)

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Schofield-Cowl Co. Heating, Ventilating and Sanitary Engineers and Contractors No. 23 Tenth Street The Freshies Think That Ben Turpen is a chemist who discovered turpentine. Andrew Gump is an American statesman. Leviathan is a Jewish Theatre. La Follette is a French diploma- tist. Tong Warfare is a light between rival factions of the Chicago Ice Men's union. . Flo Ziegfeld is a motion picture actress. Red Grange is a race horse. O'Henry is a piece of candy. A Caesar pony is a young horse. -The Se-Aitch ess, Chesterton, Ind. GOOD printing is more than slapping some type into a form, throwing it on the press and feeding through the necessary number of sheets. Knowledge of the type to be used, that it may be in keeping with the purpose of the matter being printed: painstaking makeready, that de- tail of every type line and every cut be brought to its full value: careful bindery work, that the job may have permanency of form: all these are necessary in addition to A-1 equipment and good paper and ink to make good printing. The human factors mentioned above give a job a distinctive touch which every printer can't attain. Our years of experience are your guaranty of quality The Wheeling News Lithograph Company WHEELING, WEST v1Ro1N1A 147

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The Cloverdale Dairy Sanitation, Pure Food ana' Quick Service Our Motto Company Give us a call and be convinced Pure, Rich, Sanitary, Pasteurized that YOU like OUT Service Try Our Cottage Cheese and Bum' Milk Arey's Cafeteria S. L. AREY, Prop. MILK AND CREAM 1222 Market Street Phone 2860 WHEELING, w. VA. 57 17th St. Wheeling, W. Va. Mr. Ebers-I've just discovered a new design. Mr. Patterson-Call it Pfxlzia . Why? Because it fits into a crossword puzzle I'm composing. There was a young man named Tweedle, Who wouldn't accept his degree: He said, It's enough to be Tweedle, Without being Tweedle D. D. -California Pelican. Clara Hamill Creading a sign over ticket oilicej-Oh, Behrens, it says Entire balcony 35c. Let's get it, so we'll be all alone, Wheeling Machine Products Co. Manufacturers of Wheeling Seamless Steel Pipe Couplings, General Automatic Screw Machine and Turret Lathe Products General Machinists, Oxy-Acetylene Welders Dealers in Mill, Mine and Factory Supplies Phone 4444 Twentieth and Main Streets 148

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ll GW ,, ,......,..il- World's Finest Pianos and Players Grands and 'Uprights Duo-Art Reproducing Pianos STEINWAY WEBER VosE STECK Moderate Prices and Terms Ralph Tapp Piano Col The Home of The Steinway 38 Twelfth Street Phone 1083 Catering STUDIO INN Luncheon ll to 2 Dinner 5 to 8 Special Attention Given to L'uncheon, Tea, or Dinner Parties MARY M. WELTY ELEANOR M. BLACK l 147 Main St. Wheeling,W.Va. Hope chests are useful, but vanity cases get quicker results. Ask Lucile S Mr. Statler-And how did you come to fall in the pond? Mr. Ewing-I didn't come to fall in: I came to fish. Dot Van Tress-He's so romantic. Whenever he speaks to me he starts Fair Lady! George Edwards-Oh, that's force of habit, He used to be a street car conductor. Miss Heinlein-When I was in China I saw a woman hanging from a tree Ruth Z.-Shanghai? Miss Heinlein--Oh, about six feet. Eventually You Will Insure In The . Conservative Life Insurance Company Home of the Original M ulfiform Policy Conservative Life Building, Sixteenth and Market 146