Wheeling High School - Record Yearbook (Wheeling, WV)

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Compliments of KENNEDY HARDWARE COMPANY lOl8-1020 Market Street While you were reading this, Henry Ford made ten dollars.-Harvard Lampoon. Gentleman Jim was polite to the last. He even offered his chair to the warden when he was about to be electrocuted.-Vfilliams Purple Cow. Les -'lLet's play some tennis. Lafe -- Can't. The net's broken. Les -Fine! The net's always in the way when I play. -Pitt Pan- ther. J. C.- Jones is pretty dumb. Felix- HoWcum? J. C.- Why he locks every door in his house each night to keep the furnace fire from going out. -Amherst Lord Jeff. GEO E. STIFEL CO. Extend Sincere Congratulations to the Class of 1925 of Wheeling High School 156

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SCHOOL YELL Strawberry shortcake, dewberry pie! Others learn by mail, so will I. Get a diploma! Well, I guess! Special delivery? Yes, Yes, Yes! Him: I'd marry you all right, only you are too dumb! Her: You're right, boy, you need a wife with brains enough for two. Sheba: The theatre's crowded now. Oh, but surely you can find some place to squeeze me. He: If I were to steal a kiss would it scare you so that you would scream? She: I couldn't. Fright always makes me dumb. When you want the best in Bicycles and Wheel Goods see us. Wheeling Cycle Co. 1010 Market Street WI-IEELING, W. VA. We Put the Wheels in Wheeling PHOTOGRAPHS Kodak Finishing Enlargements Kodak Films Photo Supplies Frames and Framing KIRK'S STUDIO 1005 Main Street OFFICE SUPPLIES- Loose Leaf Ledgers, Price Book and Memo Books for the Pocket. We have a complete stock of Fine Stationery-new designs and colors. New Books Received Daily A complete stock of Bibles, Testa- ments, Prayer Books and I-Iymnals. Everything in Books and Stationery Perry Stationery Co. 39 Twelfth Street

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Keesor's Drug Store Quality and Service Our Hobby PRESCRIPTIONS A SPECIALTY Drugs. Stationery, Ice Cream. Sodas. Candies. Cor. 20th and Market Sts. Phone 828 Opp. Y. M. C. A. Resignation I tried to write a gorgeous poem Of purple hue, That was to sing in fairy lines In praise of you. I was to use line, jewelled words As poets do, To make a dreamy tapestry For love of you- But, then, when I got down to writing, I found it was no easy job trying to compose a poem. I wasn't like one of those old-time troubadours. A woman's just a woman and not worth all that work. No, sir! If they need swell poetry to sooth their souls, let them read Eddie Guest.-California Pelican. Felsing Electric Co. Engineers and Contractors Wiring Motors Fixtures Batteries ELECTRICAL SUPPLIES Distributors Western Electrical Washers, Sweepers and Public Address System 25 Tenth Street C2nd Floorj Phone 4051 B. J. Gast Bakery Bread, Cakes and Pastries Coffee Cakes a Specialty 3728 Eoff Street Phone 1887 95