Wheeling High School - Record Yearbook (Wheeling, WV)

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Grammer Bros. Fruits and Produce Stalls 2 and 4 Market Auditorium Phone 951-J Ash: Why do you always bor- row the next-door neighbor's music? You can't play a note. Beech: Neither can she while I have it. Luch. A.: There goes a man who thinks in terms of millions. Geo. E.: He doesn't look to me like a great financier. Luch.: He isn't: he's a germ expert. If four wires make a radio, what do three wires make? A wire less! She: Mary Ann is some toe dancer, isn't she? He: She ought to be, she had enough practice dancing on mine. Abe Weinstein: How do you get so many girls? Benny: I just sprinkle a little gasoline on my handkerchieffl Hazel-Atlas Glass Company Wheeling, W Va. Manufacturers of: Fruit Jars Fruit Jar Tops Jelly Glasses Tumblers Packers' Glassware Druggists' Ware Factories at Wheeling, W. Va., Clarksburg, W. Va., Washington, Pa., Blackswell, Okla. 162

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West Virginia Optical Co. l000 Main Street Wheeling, West Virginia Dr. Thomas F. Downing, Manager Phone 5 5 5 The Crossword Shakespeare To solve, or not to solve, that's the question. A word, a word, my kingdom for a five letter word meaning micro- scopic hairs. Friends, neighbors, relatives, lend me your dictionaries. Too True The school paper is a great invcn tion, The school gets all the fameg The printer, he gets all the money. And the stat? gets all the blame. Little spots of knowledge, Little puffs of wit, Make the simple Freshies, Think the Senior's IT. Dentist: What kind of a filling do you want in your tooth? Geo. VVorls: Chocolate, Autograph Albums Engraved Cards and Stationery Greeting Cards for Graduation THE NICOLL CO. 1231 Market St. Johns Cigar Store Riley Law Building Pipes and Gift Box Candy Specialties Pipe Repairing Where the Boys Meet Phone 1259

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GRAHAM 'Z5 CO. A. W. Graham, Prop. l 108 Main St. Wheeling, W. Va. Women's, Misses' and Children's Wear Graner Realty Co. '59-l6th St. For Best Results Meet your friends at the nearest Hoge-Davis Drug Store Our stores always welcome you and our Soda Fountains offer you the most delicious Sodas. Sundaes. and Sparkling drinks. HOGE-DAVIS Drug Store Company Six High Class Drug Stores Six High Class Soda Fountains Mr. Ehers: I've just discovered a new design. Mr. Patterson: Call it Pfxlzia . XVhy? Because it fits into a crossword puzzle I'm composing. F. liheling: VVhence the black eye, old thing? G. VVest: Oh, I went to a dance last night and was struck by thc beauty of the place. Mr. lihers: What'5 the most im- portant law in physics? Stan. C.: Shake well before us ing. R. Zearott: Why the black eye. Old Man? B. Paur: Well, the other night Cleo and I were dancing and-oh, well, her old man is deaf and can't hear the Victrolaf'