Wheatland High School - Roundup Yearbook (Wheatland, WY)

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY This is Saturday Night, and my assistant, The Morning After the Night Before. ' The prophecy you are about to read is true, only the page should be turned to protect the eyes. The date is May 11, 1975. The chief assigned us to a 313 raid on Seek's Pool Hall. We dashed in to find a small mob and a large riot. After investigating the facts, we found it was the Class of '54 reunion. We started to gather all the facts and complete the case. First we interviewed a small group by the first billiard table. Here we found Senator Darlene Nagel and Gover- nor Jim Stugart airing their political views on the ap- pointment of Neil Stevens as ambassador to East Texas. Also engaged in this delightful conversation was cousin Larry Stugart, now the well-known author of children's nursery rhymes. ' To our right stood three heavily bearded men. Upon further observation, we discovered under all the brush Hot Lips Larry Rosentreter, home from the hills of Alaskag Smooch Pearcy, the great romanticist whose lat- est picture is All About Love. The third member was Professor Dave Luck, famous for his scientific achieve- ments. Dave's first interest in science appeared in the eighth grade when he played-the leading part in the play, Splitting the Atom. Over at the refreshment table stood some of WHS's athletes. Upon investigating the facts we found Sheep- herdin' Louie, alias jay Waitmang Larry Adams, who sneaked out of the house leaving his little woman at home with their twelve kids and the dirty dishesg Dex Howe, the president of Otis Dexter Howe III's Fancy Fertilizer Inc., the by-product of Herdin' Louie's herdg Tony Weber, who is now composing another moving operetta, Custard's Last Standf' Hidden by the tall boys stood short Tim Mylet, the mail carrier of West Texas. They were all standing quietly listening to boast- ful Ed Chase telling of his farm where he raises midget guppies. . - On the south wall we noticed the new family sized TV screen, 12 feet 3 inches by 17 feet 5 inches. A commercial came on and we were surprised to see Mary jo Ballard and Frances Feighny Shepard advertising Baker's Beauti- ful Bath Perfume, which is manufactured by a former member of the class, John F. Red Baker. After the short a news reel was shown. We heard a long talk by the Kentucky Derby winner, Jim Black, who rode N0 News to a new record. They say jim won over 51,000,000 riding an old milk wagon nag. Next over the air was Ella Mae Parsons and her Romeo Ramblers coming from Nashville, Tennessee. Ella Mae's program is sponsored by Donna Brooks' sensational new product, Chew Chew, the chewing tobacco for women. Television isn't quite the same as it was when we were kids due to Lowell Schneider's inventing 3D technicolored television, ten years ago. Lowell also sponsors three TV shows: Esther's Easy Ediblesj' Esther Beisner's cooking program, and Doc Corman's children's program, Time and Rhyme with Mama Goose. We saw a very distinguished looking gent standing by the pool tables. We recognized him to be none other than Larry Miskimins, the famous snooker shark. He told 'us that his twin, Lois, was married and living in the Ozarks raising kids. Talking to Larry, were two women, Joann Walter and Donna Rae Stumbough. These ladies own a fabulous beauty salon for men in New York. They claim to have a hair tonic that will grow hair on a peanut. We noticed Janet Rhoades wearing her Marcian outfit. Janet is a well-known jet pilotg her co-pilot is Loretta Whinery. These two have made millions flying people to Mars and to the moon. Promoting these trips is Viola Montoya, the jet plane manufacturist. One of the topics of discussion was about the election next fall. Arleene O'Bryan is trying for reelection to the' Presidency of the U. S. Arleene's first man in the U. S. is Cuzin Melvin Wright. The Municiple elections are next fall, also. Running for Mayor of Uva is Norma Martins. Norma will undoubtedly get the nature-loving people's votes, as she has a home for Wingless butterflies and blind ants. Her opponent, Shirley Delozier, will probably obtain the businessmen's votes as she has built up quite a busi- ness selling her electric pogo sticks, that jump automati- cally.