Weymouth High School - Campus / Reflector Yearbook (Weymouth, MA)

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Aiding the Traveler The big railroad terminal was crowded. A shabby individual approached a wicket, and peered inquiringly behind it. Excuse me, Miss, he apologized, but do you represent the Travelers ' Aid Society? Yes, she replied. Den, where ' s de freight yards, please? Particular They were looking over a house which the agent warmly recommended. It was in urgent need of repair. Look, man! cried the prospective tenant. We couldn ' t live in a house like that. Why there ' s actually moss growing on that damp wall. The agent flushed. Well, sir, he replied at the small rental I ' m asking you could hardly expect orchids, could you? Grounds for Suspicion Doc: When did you first suspect that your husband was not all right mentally? Mrs. Jones: When he shook the hall tree, and began feeling around on the floor for apples. HURRAH HURRAH The new DODGES and PLYMOUTHS are here Thorp ' s Garage 866 Washington Street Weymouth Mass. The Anna Garrity School of Dancing Home of Well-Trained Dancers ' Class and Private Instruction in All Types of Stage and Ballroom Dancing HIGH SCHOOL BALLROOM ASSEMBLIES Saturday Evenings 8 to 11 Instruction General Dancing ADMISSION 50 CENTS Children Adults 127 Commercial Street, Weymouth Telephone Weymouth 1346-1064 Branch Studios: Quincy and Hingham New Term Begins January 7, 1935 Compliments oj Your Druggist REFLECTOR ...27 ...

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Dear Flannelmo.uth : Why did Mary Smith sign Mae West ' s name to her problems instead of her own ? Betty Newton Answer : Because she done ' em wrong. Dear Flannelmouth : Why is a Chinaman never perplexed? Marie O ' Donnell Answer : No matter where he goes he always has his queue. Dear Flannelmouth : If a colored waiter dropped a platter of tur- key, what would happen? Marie Murphy Answer: The humiliation of Africa, the downfall of Turkey, the overflow of Greece, and the destruction of China. Dear Flannelmouth: Why was Moses so fond of sports? Irving Chase Answer : Because he could always be found Dear Flannelmouth: Is insomnia ever contagious? Ralph Goodwin Answer : Only when your baby has it. Dear Flannelmouth: What is an iceberg? Alice O ' Connor Answer : Oh, a sort of permanent wave. Dear Flannelmouth: What are the quickest ways for spreading news? Robert Orlando Answer : Telephone, telegraph and a woman. Dear Flannelmouth: What is the difference between a mountain and a pill ? Elaine Procter Answer: One is hard to get up and the other is hard to get down. Dear Flannelmouth: What is an equator? Betty Bell Answer: It ' s what mama puts the eggs in to hatch the little chickens. Dear Flannelmouth: Can you give me any suggestions for walking on an icy sidewalk? Morrisey Answer : Yes, C$ or else you will be Bb. Dear Flannelmouth: Why does the boy next door waste his time swinging on the gate? Ruth Thayer Answer: Waste his time! Say, his sister ' s beau pays him two bits an hour to watch for Pa. I. BLOOM and SON Groceries and Provisions Tea, Coffee, Butter and Eggs °£ Lincoln Square Weymouth, Mass. Tel Wey. 0248 HUNT ' S Qreeting Qards for Every Occasion East Weymouth SPEAR ' S FLOWER SHOP East Weymouth Flowers for cAll Occasions SENT ANYWHERE AT ANY TIME Telephone Weymouth 0049 REFLECTOR ...26...

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CHARLES F. BROWN, INC. Meats, Provisions, Fish SOUTH WEYMOUTH Telephone Weymouth 1690, 1691 DONOVAN DRUG Corp. The Service Stores A great many avail themselves of our free delivery service. Why not you? Next time you need drug store mer- chandise, please phone your order. Weymouth, Massachusetts Tel. Wey. 1501-1502-2023 Good Qulf Products AV-v CooVJlxltJ TIRES AND TUBES Corner Main Street and Park Aveuue West CARL McKENNA Telephone Weymouth H85 Service With A Smile CORBO BROTHERS Fruit and Confectionery A Complete Assortment of Smokers ' Supplies and Leathrr Goods 791 Broad Street East Weymouth Compliments of DRESCO BELTING COMPANY, INC. DUNLOPTIREandRUBBERCO. Factory Store Lincoln Square, Weymouth, Mass. SCHOFIELD ' S Garage and Service Station East Weymouth, Mass. WALTER H. GOLBY West Street, South Weymouth Flowers and Tlants for Xmas Wedding Decorations, Funeral Designs Telephone Wey. 0991-R SOUTH SHORE ' S cnoci ncT r i C AV1CCDC F. W. Dyer, Inc. 776 Main Street Tel. Wey. 1980 Johnson ' s SfSis E N AUTO REPAIRS 521 Bridge Street, North Weymouth LOUIS H. ELLS SHELL GASOLINE RANGE OIL MOTOR OIL TIRES, TUBES AND ACCESSORIES South Wey mouth Phone 1687-J THOMPSON ' S QUALITY MEATS HOUSE TO HOUSE SERVICE Weymouth 0663-M MILES COAL CO. Coal and Coke Telephone Weymouth 0229 CRYSTAL CLEANSERS 858 BROAD STREET ' Telephone Weymouth 2220 SPECIAL PRICE . . . Two garments thoroughly dry cleaned and refinished for 89 cents. FREE DELIVERY SERVICE