West View High School - Westvian Yearbook (West View, PA)

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Those now serving as our school directors are: Frederick S. Brown, Preszdem H. G. Canning, Secretary A. VV. Bingle Louis D. Reilly J. Vass Samuel E. Vlfarrick Edward C. Werner Charles E. XVissner Tune in any first Tuesday after the first Monday of each month at the high school, and you'll hear our school board discussing the pros and cons of the latest bit of school business.

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Doctors I Q. SCHOOL BOARD Here they are! The men at the controls of our school system are none other than the schoolboard, the supervising principal, and the building principal. It doesn't take our principals, Mr. Horsch and MT. Paynter, long to get everything in ship-shape order in the control room when we Want things accomplished. And what does the schoolboard do? They act as engineers of our educational system, making ours one of great advancement, advantage, and one in which we receive the same opportunities that our neighboring school districts offer.

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l I llf' dxf! I ULTY Ag, -,M 1 Goodness me! haya sl I 's almost time to go onthe air and we haven't a program in order yet. We'd better try writing one. What will it be? Run over to the library and see what Miss Skovira might have to help us out. Surely in a library of our size, we'd have something on radio programs. We might have a health show and get Miss Aiken, Miss Viard, and Mr. Reed tl help us. Do you think our radio listeners would like that? Or maybe we could have a round-table, discussion in foreign languages. Let's see now, Mr. Craig could represent France, Mr. Puchta, Germanyg Mr. Herman, Spain, and Miss Vance, Rome. Say, that wouldn't work. Our audience couldn't understand a word of what was going on. What was that? Miss Thompson and Mr. Zcrke could interpret it in English? No, I don't think that would work. Think of something quick! Our time is getting short! We might ask Miss Laing to round up a few Quiz kids. Miss Wallitsch arid Miss McGinnis could submit the math problems and Miss Kiedaisch, Mr. Hartman, and Mr. Metz could get a few questions on the international situation. That's too common though. We need a program that is truly different. Think of some story with a hero in it. You know, a big husky man-. Man? Man, did I say? Oh my, how horrible. Among all this confusion I've forgotten what a man is. Won't some- one help me? This is driving me insane. Hurry to the scientiic department and find out from Miss Allen, Mr. Kruse, or Mr. Davis. One of those should know. While you're gone we can arrange the music for our program with Miss Connor and Mr. Camp. Since television is in, we'll need props. Well, Miss Burrall can help out with the scenery and Miss Deitrich can do our costuming. . We must have our commercials so we'll give that job to Miss Daubenspeck, Miss Wright, and Mr. Jordan. Now everything is set. Did you End out what a man is? A thing with a head, two arms, two legs, and a body? Goodness where will we ever ind that? Dash over to Mr. Thomas in the chemistry lab and see if he can mix one up for us. If not, Mr. Tiffany may be able to provide us with a mechanical one. Only two minutes left! What to '!o? What to do? Our time is approaching. Oh my! Hurry! Hurry! A man, quick! my kingdom for a man!