West Rochester High School - W Yearbook (Rochester, NY)

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l il ,Xi l I X, skeins ff SAY, FELLOWS! and especially you big fellows that we can hardly call boys any more, we have some great overcoats here for young men your build. Good-all-wool coats for 2527.50 and 5 337.50 and some corking English made ulsters in plaid patterns, for S49.50. You will find some fine suits here, too, with extra trousers, f0I' S35. Aisle A. Sibley, Lindsay 8: Curr Co. E ETAL ART U PINS AND RINGS- Official Jewelers Occident and Alma Mater Samples on hand at our office, 77 South Ave. Drop in and get our new 52 Page Catalog, Engraved Commencement Invitations. I, Phone, Stone 2176 - I IE MEEE Very Collegiate, What? HATS and FURNISHINGS Where? HALL 8: COVEL CO. 9 North Clinton Em umrarfsui GOLDSTElN'S BOOK and STATIONERY STORE SCHOOL BOOKS AND SUPPLIES 105 West Main Street ILIEIE A teacher was expecting a visitor and she wanted to impress him by ,the fine work her class was doing. On the day the visitor came, every hand was raised after every question, and every pupil called upon gave a perfect recitation. The visitor was surprised of course to see such fine workg so after the class, he asked one of the small pupils how it happened. Oh, replied the child, she told us to raise our right hands if we knew it, and our left hands if we didn't know it! I-lim: VVhere does Sir Oliver Lodge ? I-Ier: XVhere Ouija Boards. Breathes there a man with soul so dead Who never to himself hath said, School be hanged, I'm going to bed! If Nathan Hale lived today, he would say, I regret that I have but l0c to give for an Occident. Silvester: I was mistaken for President Collidge today. Odell: That's nothing. I was standing in front of Doc's and a fellow came up to me fand said, 'I-Ioly Moses! are you here again ?' Teacher: This recitation has been very poor. I've done nine-tenths of it myself. Acts of Caesar still remind us, We can make our lives sublime, And by asking foolish questions, Take up all the teacher's time. McClurg: 'Snow Bird,' do you know how to make your pants last F Snow Bird: No, Mac, how Pi' Mac: Make your coat and vest f1rst.,' -I. Hart Gould fat the gates of Heavenj : Is it true that up here a minute is 1000 years, and a cent 31,000 ? St. Peter: Why, yes. J. Hart: Let me have a cent, will you ? St. Peter: Wait a minute. '

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My Favorite Poem It was on one Sunday morning On Friday just at noon, About the middle of September On the fourteenth day of june. The moon lay white upon the ground The snow shone in the sky It rained so hard all day that night, It splashed the water dry. ,Xi l 1 !, SSQCIDQ KD' 4 About four o'clock in December Along in the month of May, It was Saturday night on Monday About Thanksgiving Day. The day was warm and chilly, The wind was full of breeze, The flowers were full of music And the birds were full of trees. And this is just a fable The truth is all a lieg ' For how could the trees be still the leaves On the fourteenth of july? -Exchange. Little Johnny was out in the back yard shak- ing his- pet rabbit ,by the ears and yelling, Seven times seven! ,Come on now! I'll give you an earies one! Two times two l Still shaking the rabbit. Now I know the teacher was lying to us ! His father then appeared on the scene and asked, Why Johnny, what are you doing? The teacher said that rabbits were the greatest multipliers in the world, replied Johnny, and I knew she was lyin' to us. Do you stand back of every statement you make in your newspaper ? asked the timid little man. Why-er-yes, answered the country editor. Then, said the little man, holding up a notice of his death, I wish you would help me collect my life insurancef, .IEIEIEIEIIEIEE SAY rr w11'H FLOWERS ' Flowers leave nothing unsaid. Their charm and beauty carry a far finer message than the most facile writer could ever pen. J. B. KELLER SONS 3 FLORISTS 25 Clinton Avenue North Phone orders have prompt atten- tion-Main 4004 Have a REAL HAIR-CUT and get the load off your mind GRANITE BUILDING BARBER SHOP Webb, Prop. Fifth Floor-Take Elevator .and Save Energy I! H, H. E. WILSON FLORIST Phone, Main 1084 Cut Flowers, Corsage Bouquets . Baskets, Decorations 88 East Main Street I! l Do Not Forget 1' That we Specialize in DRAFTING SUPPLIES Instruments in Sets, Drawing' Tables, Slide Rules, Triangles, Curves, T-Squares, Oil and Water Colors, Thumb Tacks, Inks, Pens, Pencils, E Et rasers, c. Our assortment, prices and service give general satisfaction. BARNARD, PORTER 8: REMINGTON 9 North Water Street Phone, Main 695

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XX i l I X , SSQCIDEA DX' 4 SPECIAL RATES I To Students for Individual Portraits or Groups WHITE STUDIO 208 East Main Street Phone, Stone 3258 Open Sunday afternoons Manish - A .4 RADIO HEADQUARTERS RUDOLPI-I SCHMIDT 8: CO. 51 East Main Street il .. h :I FOUNTAIN -PENS FOR g HIGH SCHOOL USE A Sheaffer Lifetime will furnish an easy Writing pen which Will withstand the hardest use-guaran- teed for life. Svrrantnnfa A El FRED'K A. OTTO Dancing Master Instructing in New York's versions of the American Waltz, Fox Trot Combinations and Tango. SPECIAL ARRANGEMENTS for High School Classes in the Tango, the season's most popular dance. Q ROCHESTER SPORTING GOODS CO. 79 State Street Corner Church EVERYTHING FOR SPORTS AND RECREATION CLASS PINS AND RINGS Original and Distinctive Designs BASTIAN Bnos. co. -H1600 Clinton Avenue North Stoned 3421 . ' Rochester, N. Y When YOU Place an Order for Printing Catalogs, Booklets or Other Advertising Literature, BE SURE you hand it to the right man. Lgng Experienced, Practical Printers with Good Business Facilities are the Ones Who Can Deliver the Goods. Ask the Man to Show You Testimon- ial Letters from Satisfied Customers Regarding His PLANNING Ability. Gillies Litho. Ei Print. Co. P. E. Fellows, Manager 42-48 Stone Street Both Phones 2145 WWWWEW JF.l 27