West Paris High School - Nautilus Yearbook (West Paris, ME)

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HMI '55

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THE MALE A NJMAL What about them, you ask? Plenty! For instance, let's take a man at home. He definitely cannot wipe a dish without dropping it. Planning a simple meal would be, for him, like trying to arrange an intricate jigsaw puzzle. And girls, don't ever let a man cook a meal. When it comes to the steak, he'll wonder, UDid she say boil or broil?H Believe me, a boiled steak isn't anything to whet an appetite. f ' Now, sweeping a floor comes a little easier to the man of the house. When he's finished, the floor is somewhat cleaner but the corners are just as dusty as ever. The divan has a lovely nick in one leg, the television set shows a battle-worn scar on its beautiful maple surface, and that,floor lamp that stood so majestically in one corner, is now just a broken, battered piece of iron at Joe's Junk Yard. What happened to it? You guessed itl Our hero gracefully tripped over the cord while attempting the art of housecleaning. All these instances show what a man really is, a clumsy, helpful idol that women couldn't live without. Doloris Duchesne '54 A LUIMEKJCK HNaut'lus Dayn puts a shine on each class, Trim new clothes adorn each lad and lass Why it is, can't you guess, For the change at P. H. S.? Well, of course! It's the man with the flash! Fargaret Perham '54 D1 T T C1 There once was a teacher from Paris Whose student was named Billy Harris You'll be at a loss Said good teacher Ross If you doh't learn the laws of West Paris. Kathryn Ward '54

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