West Ottawa High School - Icon Yearbook (Holland, MI)

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The Ultimate Comprehensive INSTRUCTIONS: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions. Time limit: 4 hours. Begin immediately. HISTORY: Describe the his- tory of the papacy from its or- igins to the present day, con- centrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, po- litical, economic, religious, and philosophical impact on Eu- rope, Asia, America, and Af- rica. Be brief, concise, and spe- cific. MEDICINE: You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of Scotch. Remove your appen- dix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have fifteen minutes. PUBLIC SPEAKING: 2500 ri- ot-crazed aborigines are storm- ing the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient lan- guage except Latin or Greek. BIOLOGY: Create Life. Esti- mate the differences in subse- quent human culture if this form oflife had developed 500 million years earlier, with spe- cial attention to its probable effect on the English parlia- mentary system. Prove your thesis. Final Exam MUSIC: Write a piano concer- to. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat. PSYCHOLOGY: Based on your knowledge of their works, eval- uate the emotional stability de- gree of adjustment, and re- pressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisias, Rameses II, Greg- ory of Nicia, Hammurabi. Sup- port your evaluation with quo- tations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate. SOCIOLOGY: Estimate the so- ciological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory. ENGINEERING: The disas- sembled parts of a high powered rifle have been placed on your desk. You will also find an in- struction manual, printed in Swahili. In I0 minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel appropriate. Be pre- pared to justify your decision. ECONOMICS: Develop a re- alistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the pos- sible effects of your plan in the following areas: Cubism, the Donatist controversy, the wave theory of light. Outline a meth- od for preventing these effects. Criticize this method from all possible points of view, as demonstrated in your answer to the last question. POLITICAL SCIENCE: There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start World War III. Report at length on its socio-political effects if any. EPISTEMOLOGY: Take a po- sition for or against truth. Prove the validity of your stand. PHYSICS: Explain the nature of matter. Include in your an- swer an evaluation of the im- pact of the development of mathematics on science. ' PHILOSOPHY: Sketch the de- velopment of human thought, estimate its significance. Com- pare with the development of any other kind of thought. . GENERAL KNOWLEDGE: Describe in detail. Be objective and specific. In Order to Graduate All Seniors Must Show Mastery of Subjects Taken Through the Years

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The Student Council Convention in the Spring li... fi ff ' t , ' 'big flu , . ,., N-1-4.nc-f. N V. wg haf! x J Is One of the Highlights of the Political Year STUDENT COUNCIL MEMBERS: Representatives and Altemates Mary Westenbroek Javier Garcia Ed Wilson Julie Turic Kristen Boer Alex Arispe Doug Blauwkamp Kevin Chambers Sue Dyke Shana Ouverson Jason Thomas Ryan Wade Jason Smith Heather Julius Bart Ropers Jill Ralston Michelle Bales Shawn Kane Amy Lindbloom Mike Canady Ann Mercorella Chris Backus Jennie Sybesma Doug Smith Scott Knoll Jason Reynolds Martin Bocks Chris Lamberts Ann TerBeek ' Derek Dephouse Mike Pamell Erin Burke Kris Goodman Stephen VanderHoff Mike Simons Mandy Veurink Marc Veenman Josh VanMalsen t Kim Lucas Paul VanVliet Tom Monguia Sandy Branham Lisa J unck Jami Miller Voung Phan Julie Brown James Sall Tom Robertson Troy Finnestad Denise Delonge Tony Overway Chad DeJong Steve Dyke Dan Ryzance Annette Dominguez Kasey Sleeman Shelle Dirkse . John Tropilo Mike Evans Brandon Mass Yvonne Bussinger Jeff Hardy Kim Watling Jeff Kouw Maggie Pepoy Steve Johnson Nicole DeKraker Trisha Bronson Tim Hendrickson Christy Israels Renae Johnson Grachel Blackmore David Ladd Shawn Ryan Ted Bush Leslie Tomaich Tina Fierro Jenny Moshluck Robert Jasko Ky Phasoukvong Dan Liceaga Lorie Studer Mike Bauman Todd Wilson Brian Lubbers Matt Gemmen Michelle Laarman Heather Bakker Aimee DeJong Scott Kibler Derek Bennett Melinda Nelson Kelly Watling Matt Ryzenga Jill Hardy Willie Charles Rob Ryzenga Dave Reynen Kieran McNulty Chelsea Corriveau Sari Lindbloom Jason Grinwis Shane Green Mike VandenBrink l

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