West Nottingham Academy - Pege Yearbook (Colora, MD)

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llll55 llllll Bud Funk bequeaths his ability to score points in basketball to Phil Turner. Allen Harris hereby wills to Mr. Bishop his lazy man's armchair. jack Dilks bequeaths to Mr. Faber his way with the women and his address book, and to Swede Carlson his mathematical genius in Trig. Art Spaid hereby wills his Ink Spot to Bob Feltman and his corn-knife to Watson Christy. George Maverick hereby wills his pea-shooter to George Bailey. Del Reynolds hereby wills his ability of extending his long week-ends to Mr. Faber and his long stay at Nottingham to Mole Turner. Luke Worgan wills to Sally Hunter his scholastic achievements. Guy Armstrong wills his ability to kill horses to Allen Carlson. Frank Williams hereby wills his good looks to David Darling. Big Abe Hillis bequeaths his half of the shoe-shine business to Bob Feltman. Ed Laird hereby bequeaths his relations and ways with Mr. Slaybaugh to Dick Hillis. Swink Carson hereby wills his bee-hunting ability to Pete McLain. Willard Knotts hereby bequeaths his baseball ability to Brower, Dan Bonaventure hereby wills his fatherly love of the junior School kids to Watson Christy. Herb Bates bequeaths to Allen Carlson his suck with Coach and his seductive ways to Bob Feltman. Bill Moore hereby wills week-end trips and address book to anyone that wants to get away from it all. Pat Kelly hereby wishes to sell his talents at a good price to anyone who desires them. Ralph Fico hereby wills his power over the junior School to Bailey Hunter especially Eddie and Larry Leonard. Bomber Martin bequeaths his big dreamy eyes to Hardy Ingram. johnny Carpenter hereby bequeaths Room 34 to its next lucky occupants and pool skill to Bob Feltman. Bart McCauley hereby wills his broken-down car or reasonable facsimile to any that will have it. Tommy Wilson hereby wills his ride to school every day to Long john Tosh, and his cigarettes to Swede Carlson. Dave Wysong leaves his friendly relationship with the gov to the future students of Nottingham and his darkroom to anyone who likes to feel his way around in the dark.

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l Q mlllllllllllllllllmmlllllb i A Q ill 1 -Q - X ll a iw A WE, THE GRADUATING CLASS OF 1943, being in possession of sound mind and body, do make and declare this to be our last will and testament, annulling and making void any previous commitments: if To Dr. Slaybaugh, our Head Master, we bequeath from each of us the sheet music of Home, Sweet Home. To Mrs. Slaybaugh we hereby bequeath the Latin geniuses of '42-'43, and an extra large package of Burpee's Super Giant Hollyhocks. To Mr. Bishop we hereby bequeath a Shangri-La all his own, and a Stormtroopers' uniform. To Mr. Faber we bequeath a new pair of sweat pants with a built-in girdle. To Mr. Cowen we bequeath a Charles Atlas dynamic tension course containing Everlasting Health and Strength. To Mrs. Carson, we bequeath a copy of the New Order by Adolf Hitler, so that she may more efficiently run the kitchen. To Mr. Kerr we hereby bequeath some Gordon's Dry to flavor his grape juice and an autographed copy of Mary Pickford's Why Not Try God? To Mrs. Kerr we leave a cook book entitled One Thousand Ways to Cook Rice and a life member- ship in the Rotary Club. To Mr. Cole a genuine Gene Autry six-gun to control the junior School with. To Mrs. Clendenin we bequeath Benjamin Rush's flintlock musket to retrieve her new typewriter from The Reverend. or To Mrs. Rawlings we leave Sal. Hunter as a permanent assistant, To Mr. Thomas we leave a partner, so that he may change his game of solitaire to honeymoon bridge. To Mr. Guess we leave a whistle and a bulley club to make his detailed inspection more impressive, To Mrs. Guess we leave a book of murder mysteries by G. R. Lee. To Mr. Durigg a new car and some odd jobs to occupy his spare moments. To Mr. Caffrey we bequeath a four-day week, so that he can have more week-ends. To Mr. Kutz we sincerely bequeath Dr, Slaybaugh's vocal talents and a tin flute. To Mr. Douglas, a C. O.'s commission in a limited service camp and a dozen fees for which he can collect. To Mr. Stolllet, a happy home with Mrs. Wiggans. To Dr. Venable, a new pamphlet by Bomber Martin, The Psychology of Securing and Retaining the Adolescent's Attention. To Mrs. Lynch, a weekly visit from Bill Chappell. To Eleanor jane, all the boys in the Navy, as escorts.

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September Freak September September September ,.f- v Xyfx Zi? 4 WUAEKY fll Sy 5 X11 S X i 4, . 1-s 4-i 5 1 YG Clki l A74 all is J , xi 'i p ll 'li l if M X-.0 dk 3 'S 32:- 15-Football practice starts-Connecticut's and Curley on exhibit, 16-Fico asks where the gymnasium is. 17-Curley bows outQhonors Murine Corps. 18-Hey, fellows, nothing like a little walk to cure your practice woes! September 19-Eyes focus on first battle of year- Farnum vs. Stofflet. September 20-Big thrill! junior choir makes debut- stop gawking, you dope. September 22-Classes begin. A sea of new faces. September 23-The Luke Kid fworganj, his zoot suit and razor. September 25-Stoffy falls for Dusty. September 26-Kutz kicks Maverick out of dining room-Maverick turns table on Kutz,