Wellesley High School - Wellesleyan Yearbook (Wellesley, MA)

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WELLESLEY HIGH SCHOOL ANNUAL singer in the Himilayer Quartet. She is ordered to keep her voice so soft that the other singers may be heard. Louise Gidley, as Mrs. Du Pont, the lead¬ ing society matron in New York City, must assist a few anxious classmates to climb high in the social world. Leonard Nickerson is sentenced to be “Wonderful Will,” the Magician. Walter Bulger must assist him and between acts amuse the audience by bulging his Adam’s Apple. We sentence Lillian Hansen to rise, after the few usual falls, to the greatest heights as a “Whispering Alto.” Marjorie Colclough is sentenced to be the manager of Colclough’s Clumsy Clog Classes to correct the unruly feet of awk¬ ward people. Jack Weyand is sentenced to the difficult and trying task of being a second Barney Oldfield. We sentence Harry MacNeil to rise from floorwalker to elevator man in the new Wellesley Senior High School. Neno Malaguti is sentenced to be Rudy Valee’s outstanding rival but we can guarantee him no ripe fruit. Fred Conant is sentenced to be the happy and contented jester in the King of Turkey’s Court. He will receive dark meat on Sunday. We sentence Henry McConologue to be Major Mite (Dynamite) in Barnum and Bailey’s Circus. David Porter is sentenced to succeed Tommy Connolly as dean of umpires in the American Baseball League. We sentence John Taplin, with his usual eye for good business, to be an undertaker in Chicago. We sentence Ruth Norton to tour the country in behalf of women and their sports. Her speech shall be “Every Woman a Sport, and a Sport for Every Woman.” Alice Cobb is sentenced to give up her secret desire to be a professional baseball player in order to become the gym in¬ structor in the new Wellesley Senior High School. Doris Branzetti is sentenced to achieve the difficult feat of swimming the Cape Cod Canal. She must immediately go into training on a diet of Cape Cod Cookies. Betty Hodgson is sentenced to stop her efforts to out-talk Floyd Gibbons. Re¬ membering that “Still waters run deep” she is to organize a new branch of the Animal Rescue League that shall save little dogs from drowning in wells. Helen Sylvester must give lectures on how to chew gum gracefully in public. Her motto shall be “Experience is my teacher, let me be yours.” Barbara MacFadyen, a well-known eques¬ trian, is sentenced to manufacture an air cushion for beginners in horseback riding. Drue Ella Matthews, having had expe¬ rience in argumentation in Mr. God¬ frey’s history class, is sentenced to be a delegate to the National Democratic Con¬ vention. Daisy McCullough must be assistant to Dorothy Dix. All lovers will confide in her their trials and tribulations. Joseph Cristofori is sentenced to direct an orchestra that will play at every foot¬ ball practice of future Wellesley teams. Edmund Rainsford is sentenced to spend fifty years in search of an absolute freckle cure. We demand that Ralph Williams be a beauty parlor owner at Wellesley Farms with Walter Carman to advertise the Williams Water Waves. On the side, Walter is sentenced to be¬ come the world’s champion middle-weight boxer, (strawberry boxer). We demand that Mary Corazza find a place in a kindergarten school—as a teacher, we mean. In the event of the sudden death of sev¬ eral of the vice-presidents, Andrew Law- son is sentenced to be president and owner of the Atlantic and Pacific Tea Company. Felix Juliani and Cornelius Mulcahy are sentenced to write a book, “Interesting Conversation while Cleaning Corridors.” Ruth Diehl must assist her uncle by sit¬ ting on the soft coal to be sure that it is soft enough to satisfy all customers. Charles Andrews must be founder and president of the Flying Corporation whose slogan is “Coast to Coast by Air in Five Hours.” We demand that Walker Carroll estab¬ lish Carroll’s College for Engineering and that Prentiss Emerton, a famous civil engineer, plan a bridge to cross the Atlantic. Lillian Atwood must demonstrate to high

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WELLESLEY HIGH SCHOOL ANNUAL You, Harry MacNeil, have bestowed your badge of silence upon Leonard Foster. You, Mary Corazza, have tunefully left your renowned piano to Mr. Perry, with the injunction that it be used in the or¬ chestra. You, Jessie Dodge, have meekly willed your kittenish ways to Lillie Brest. You, Max Wahl, have with reluctance willed your modesty to that member of the Junior class who needs it most. You, Lillian Morse, have bequeathed your school-girl complexion to Margaret Hen¬ derson so that when she grows up she can advertise Palmolive soap. You, Felix Juliani, have gladly bestowed on Mr. Adams your broom and dust pan for use in the study hall. You, Ruth Daly, have left a large amount of common sense to be divided evenly among the teachers. You, Dorothy Drink water, have left to Charles Plouffe your fighting nature to be used on the football field. You, Richard Shaw, have generously left to Mr. Moulton your rush seat in the second balcony at the Boston Garden for all hockey games. You, Marion Fisher, have efficiently be¬ queathed your goal guarding skill to Allee Hamilton with the hope she will use it to even better advantage. You, Walker Carroll, have left your cher¬ ished fund of “A’s” to be drawn on by incoming sophs. You, Helen Sylvester, have quietly left your demureness to Mac and Will to be evenly divided between them. You, Ralph Williams, have left your cour¬ teous ways to any junior boy who is apt to get fresh. You, Doris Branzetti, have appointed Mary Zoppa to fill the vacancy in the trium¬ virate, Branzetti, Eloise Hodges, and Mar¬ ion Plouffe. You, Constance Morse, have reluctantly left your drag with M. Pulver to Norma Colclough, confident it will help her to pull through as you did. You, Charles Andrews, have questionably left your air sense to Russell Callahan so he may increase his speed when neces¬ sary. You, Mary Doyle, have carelessly left your carefree way to Charlotte Nickerson. You, Louise Schaller, have willed your grandstand playing to any hopeful aspir¬ ant to the varsity basketball team. You, Leonard Nickerson, have reluctantly left your reserved seat at Sheehan’s to Bill Hamilton. You, Barbara Bowdoin, have in all earn¬ estness left your skill of arriving at eight twenty-nine and a half to- Frankie Morse, hoping she will not annoy Miss Bronson as you have. You, Jessie Lawson, have left your hair to Mary Howard but being Scotch have kept a string attached to it. You, Arthur Bullard, have Scotchlike be¬ stowed your thrifty habits upon John Crankshaw. You, Mary Fitzpatrick, have speedily passed on your pull with the traffic cops to Miss Trafton. You, Helen Dunn, have bequeathed your secret place in gym to Carolyn Harmon. You, Drue Ella Matthews and Ruth Nor¬ ton, have comically dedicated St. Valen¬ tine’s Day and the bottle of red ink to John Moulton with the provision tliat he send the same number of valentines you did. You, David Porter, have romantically passed on your Valentino charm to Henry Knudson. Attorney: Mr. Foreman, and Ladies and Gentlemen, you have heard the testimony of the Case of the Class of 1931, which only proves that they cannot be anything but guilty. Since there are no witnesses, we can only believe that they told the whole truth as they are usually an honest class. I move that the Jury adjourn and come to an honest and comprehensible de¬ cision. Judge to Jury: Mr. Foreman, and Ladies and Gentlemen, you will now retire to the Jury Room and when you have agreed upon your verdict in connection with this case you will bring in same to this court. (Jury retires) (Jury returns) Foreman reads the sentences (Prophecy) Judge: The sentences of the Class of 1931 are hereby allowed and shall be filed in the records of Wellesley Senior High School. The Sentence (Prophecy) of each individual in the Class of 1931 indicted of some Crime (Will): We sentence Alice Foster, at the terribly young age of twenty-seven, to be presi¬ dent of a corporation to supply the world’s babies with afternoon nurses. We sentence Jessie Dodge to be a bass

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WELLESLEY HIGH SCHOOL ANNUAL school classes that, to be fashionable, long hair is shorter and short hair is longer. Grant Bowman, having resisted the charm of the high school orchestra, is sentenced to be a full-fledged trumpeter in Duke Ellington’s Band. Paul Fedele is sentenced to be a promi¬ nent Lower Falls Fruit Dealer and supply Wellesley Schools with the fruit cocktails. We sentence Mary Doyle to be the most well known manniken in the United States because of her unusual taste in color. Mary Fitzpatrick is sentenced to draw diagrams of the Harvard football plays for the Hearst papers. We demand that Constance Morse in¬ dorse “The Comfortable Pillow” guaran¬ teed to raise any midget high enough for a driving wheel. In collaboration with Miss Morse, Henry Patteson must manufacture wooden stilts to connect the midget’s feet with the brakes. Helen Dunn is sentenced to be Mr. Work’s successor in the bridge world. We feel that Miss Dunn can certainly hold her own at any table. We sentence Dorothy Belt to assist Thomas A. Edison in writing intelligence tests. We sentence Donald Bell to be the di¬ rector of “Bell’s Babies,” a musical revue, and to accept Cynthia Wentworth and Pauline Sullivan as members of his com¬ pany, and Virginia Daniels as director of his chorus of midgets. We demand that Max Wahl do the Ger¬ man translation of George Arliss’ pic¬ tures. If he must mutter German, let him do it to some purpose. Charles Gubellini, as the World’s Heavy Weight Wrestling Champion, is sentenced to throw the shot put for exhibition after each wrestling match. Hazel Fleming, as President of a new business, “New Shoes Broken in Over¬ night,” is sentenced to walk day and night to meet the increasing demand of her trade. We sentence Dick Van Iderstine to be the inventor of an ever-hot curling iron that can be carried around in the pocket and used at a minute’s notice. Richard Shaw, as stage manager at the Palace Theatre, New York, is sentenced to scrub the stage twice daily. We demand that Fred Mills be the hand¬ some hero of the 1941 production of “Martha-by-the-Night.” We sentence Anna Connolly to vo-do-de- oh-do her way to fame on the Metro¬ politan stage. Margaret Tyman is sentenced to eat the meals for “those ladies that are fasting.” Ruth Johnson is sentenced to twirl her way to fame by teaching the Junior High teams how to twirl basketballs through the hoop. From Lillian Morse we demand some of her luxuriant hair to be used for wigs in future high school plays. Roger Kellogg is sentenced to locate with¬ in three months the fish that got away from him in his Senior year. We demand that Louise Schaller invent a cough drop guaranteed to cure that “smoker’s cough.” Arthur Bullard is sentenced to take the place of the Smith Brothers of Cough Drop fame. His bearded picture will appear on the front of Miss Schaller’s cough drop box. Barbara Bowdoin is sentenced to make better hats to fit the better hair cuts. Marjorie Bent is sentenced to give up her attempt to make Altamont, New York, world known. Gilanda Bennotti is sentenced to teach aesthetic dancing at Wellesley College. Alex Livingstone, having twisted his arm during a difficult tennis serve, is sen¬ tenced to be the champion indoor cro¬ quet player. We sentence Marion Fisher to be a sec¬ ond Evangeline Adams and give authen¬ tic horoscopes upon a moment’s notice. Harriet Portmore is sentenced to settle brewing divorce cases out of court. We trust to her experience with school-girl arguments. We demand that Virginia Rae be the “Ray-Ray Collegiate Girl” to teach col¬ lege cheer leaders how to put the old yells over. Katharine Rowley is sentenced to lend her Gibson Girl charm to the old-fash¬ ioned pictures being filmed in Hollywood. Marion Glendining is sentenced to ten years’ exile in Siberia while she compiles a “Guide to Proper Names,” pronounced as they are not spelled. Jessie Lawson is sentenced to collect a fund to put a new finger on “The Statue of Liberty.” Full well we know her ability as collector in Room 12.