Weiner High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Weiner, AR)

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O H E fcont Hey, wait!! Something just passed us I think it must have been a streak of lightning No, wait, that wasn't lightning That was Joan Schwarz in her 'Do It Yourself' rocket Sne must be doing 10,000 miles per hour Oh, well, she always was faster than the rest of the class Well, the rest of our journey should be very pleasant are now approaching the moon's atmosphere Closer, and closer, suddenly from the loud speaker comes a voice saying, 'Fasten your safety belts, pleaseH Reverse rockets slowly now We are landing on the moon The vegetation is charteruse and flamingo So beautiful But what is this strange creature ooming toward us???? Why, it's no one other than Leonard L Smith Rushing from the rocket, I ask him how he beat us to the moon Pls answer was, 'I took some of the brilliant ideas that the '57 geography class came up with and built me a roller coaster down Mt Everest that it took After we all walked around stay for awhile, at least the which got up enough speed coming me straight here non stop!!! for awhile everyone de ided next ten years, and then go back to the earth again So until then GOOD-BYE, EARTH PEOPLE!!! Bobby Harrelson and Bill Ruesewald, the two noblemen are left all the great loves of Jackie Bolden Ruby Fryman leaves her ability to be called baby, t a qui t young lass by the name of Betty Raby Charlene Massey who is a great talker, leaves her lungs Barbara Jean Nalker The Senior Class wills the right to Ray Mross, Sonny Norsworthy, and Leon Glenn to grow up to be stron men To Lucy Rudd the right to lead one cheer by Eugen'a Hamilton who led them all vear Shlpp and Glenda Ball who are too tall Gloria Blair with hair of plenty, leaves to Dian Johnson who hasn't any Joanna Cart her ability to giggle leaves to Kenneth Rennicke in stead of her wiggle J D Nright's ability to flirt with anv girl, wills it to Bobby Chris Rorex who doesn't know how Daisy Sefers, Betty Strange and Janie Roach the mouskeeters are left the job of cleaning the gum from under the chairs The Senior Class by all means wills Carole Scholze, Daisy Senteney, and Margaret Dale the right to wear jeans Reta French, the Senior Class President, leaves to Cora Etta McKnight the ensemble chair that she bent Eunice Conway who sings so well leaves the right to Harold Bryant and Jimmy Callison who doesn't do so w ll Dan Simpkins leaves to Laverne Cooper and Willie Cox the sat isfaction of seeing him wear odd color socks Lillie Mayfield her job on the paper she leaves good luck to J W Fu natter who doesn't need it at all The Sen ors gladly lend a good hand and leave David Wilkins thinking ere are 13 women to every man Bett Wadklns leaves her dark complexion to be handled with care to harry Neeley whose is light and fair To Etta Jane Norris and Louise Conway we beoueath the evidence of graduation day Joan Schwarz her unpaid bills to Carlis Bowen she gladly wills Wilma Simpkins her ability to make an A in bookkeepnng she gladly wills to Fowler Wolf and Herb rt Hammell who won't get by sleeping To the Junior Class we leave to vou, an agreement of whlch had few To the Sophomore Class who wish to go to college, e leave you our used up knowlege Our good sense to the Freshmen we render b azse heir brains are so young and tender PR P CY -5 . -1 , e We J c to o e A V to Hazel Walker leaves a crooked saw to Verna Ruth Wasterman, Joan ' , e N it , ' we ' - w to