Weiner High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Weiner, AR)

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Tnday Is ray 13 l9f7 Phls lS a day that will alwaJ be re membered because the Ilr t commerical roc'e fake o I for e moon All the celebrltles wlll be maklng the trio As I took my Job as stewardess the Dassenters seemed rather eater I caught a QllmUS6 of a blonde headed girl She was klsslng her husband and six kids gooi bye I can see now, Vrs Ionnny N6lfhbOPS, Charlene Massey ln school She now has two sets of twins Oh, Well, she always was an eafer beaver Out on the lawn there arose such a noise everyone thoufht something had happened to tne spaceship Th n from around corner came an army Walt' Hold on a mlnute It's just Mr and Mrs Homer Smith and lamlly Eugenia was rather loud in school In this time and age I thought old mali s hool teachers were a thJnb of th pa t, but guess what' There's one on mf passenp er list Oh, Ves, now I remember her It's Betty Auth J u. ns She never did have much to do wltl coys We hear some nawallan NUS1P It must be that iamous hula dancer from the Cocoanut iut, Aloha ' Better known here Gloria Blair I hope she sits down and doesn't rock the rocket Did you ever work for a milllonalreoqv Well, we have a girl on board who works for the great henry Iockenbotr ble is Wilma Slrpkins one always was vcod at bookkeeplng Always on a trip like tlis there are reporters Well, thls is no e ception fhls tlre 1t's Reta rrencl, the edutor ol the .orlc 'ide magazine, rryman I ues Ruby husband, Well, a ain lS 5OlHg to the moan Junior, lt looks as see it's Ju and ske lS taklng along her secretaxy Ruby finally decided tlat she could lesxe her a little whlle if the Iarine ma n on look ond oi wart, or t e r 5 rer to lool lor land for new marlne bas Good morn ng, General Harold O'Don1ell Speaklng Ol celebrltles, how about trat new wrlter lor tke 'Push hush magazlneooo I see ste ls on my passenger l s is really maklng millions Vou surely know who I Pm talklnp about Why, Lillie Mayfield, of course Have you ever seen a house that never ha any d1rt n Ito James Chaplaln is one fellow who can brag ttat lis wife, Eunice, keeps his house llke that I just hooe that The qltaf have our sh1p that clean I wonder what that rig band is forooo I can see now that it is the President of the Unlted btates ard his wllo Dan and Sharry Sirpkins Dan is polnf t cla m tie oom r the Is that a write Lincoln convertible I see drlvlnr up e leve it d tx re ls J dr Pt lou know ne's very famous now for he wxs the Ilrst person to SHSWSI tme very llrst uestion on the I ulz show nlace a ll11lOH I hear re's bolng to the moon to see 1f there are girls th re Same lovln It must be about take 011 tlme because I see the pllot and co pilot Ny list says tie pllot lS 'arl Dixon, but who lS the co OllOt99 It looks like no, it coLldn't be b t lt ls I 's Hazel Walker I guess after Carl's belng ll Wichlgan for s o lonb she doesn't want hlm to lo oil wltholt her Don't blame her Nlat could all the noise ben I ' or SflCWN1Hf and ,ell1n1 ' Oh, now I see It's that famous In er, the idol of all teen a ers, Jackie Bolden F18V'T6 I to close tl fates o keep the klds o e lleld tve opemln afalnoqq 1, I lnew someo1e wc a e ' io mea r or ratler Joanna rreeman e oer correctly, she wa ways late lor school bhe's .c to the moon to see 11 there's enou h room up there lor h r seven kids bhe tt n s the eartn is gettlng too crowded Well, I buess tnat's all because they're P9LlDHlH, to close all the doors and everyone is Lastenln n1s saletv belt Now, we eau hear the man 1D the control tower, over the loud Speaker' 9 8 9 . vm: OWU' 'war om' IN HPA'E AID ARE JOING 5,000 TIL 5 PEF I R X -t , J Q I . . 1 ' L 1 1 S ' , f' s .. Izet , .'es f ' ' tE1, , . A. . ' V -v . 'J 3 . 3 ,, , . ' ' ' 1- . . , ,I . , . . ' . . , I . 0 , ,I . T , ' . e . L' ' a . , , . . . ll I. , . , . . . , - . A 3 . : 1 c f 1 1 e s - . 3 . f VN , ,L , . U . . .2 . Ya .1 . , ' lvl . , H . . 1 . H. . ,. . . I ' ... as , 1 . , . . , ... . , .1 -e 'n ' ., Q . ., I V v N-I X I O ' 1 , . . ' x . ' ' ',. ' 1 f A V I-N' , , 1 ' ' 3 . 2 : , Q' J 1, , 3 3 . E' e', for ' J. ' . , T . s 1 ve la do.. As I V I ' st a s 'f ,. r f- h i 'oo al. H e Q I . , ' 1 ' 1' 5 U ' ' es. . i ' . 1 . . Q . . . f .l 7 . , L 1 3 H ' , ' U -1 - ... ., . f 1 t. SIB I A , .A 3 . ., . . s ' i. .?? ' . . 1 f 1 I A ' fihg f V l.ll:YlT.S . I . I V A . 1,--'-U . I . , ' lj o i i m I fo ., 17.3. A ' ' ' ,Inna -r' ,q,, , , , .- , ... I uc b l lS1.. An ie 2 . D. ' lgn . ' ' ' . ' a . ' k', ,, . . N - . 1. . m.V. q V I 5 . . f : . 3 e . . ' 3 J.D. A ., . . . I ' A. xl ' e . t I' . ' u . -A .. -- 1 --.u .. t .- ' , . 3 . ' '1 . .', 0 . . ' f' 5' ' L . . L ., . . .fm '1 I ' , W '.j... ,. sf.o, , -- eg . .'l L xsvlgq me , t ff th , . ELL v.'.Iy are Az- lf ,z J them 6 ... O1 : e ,, A -vull be l.t,. It s C ez. Q t , X C. c, . - h . , , , 1- - H. . Il I rea me s al- . . ' , . ' 'flak , ' C ' 9 X , '. ' xl k. ' : 4-- . , , - ,. . Q . h J A ' ' S J f. Y . A. rf I ' --- 10- - -7-b-5-u-3-h-1--- wg . 1... yi 3 I C -J M A ' I' F' 4. if? . OUR

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O H E fcont Hey, wait!! Something just passed us I think it must have been a streak of lightning No, wait, that wasn't lightning That was Joan Schwarz in her 'Do It Yourself' rocket Sne must be doing 10,000 miles per hour Oh, well, she always was faster than the rest of the class Well, the rest of our journey should be very pleasant are now approaching the moon's atmosphere Closer, and closer, suddenly from the loud speaker comes a voice saying, 'Fasten your safety belts, pleaseH Reverse rockets slowly now We are landing on the moon The vegetation is charteruse and flamingo So beautiful But what is this strange creature ooming toward us???? Why, it's no one other than Leonard L Smith Rushing from the rocket, I ask him how he beat us to the moon Pls answer was, 'I took some of the brilliant ideas that the '57 geography class came up with and built me a roller coaster down Mt Everest that it took After we all walked around stay for awhile, at least the which got up enough speed coming me straight here non stop!!! for awhile everyone de ided next ten years, and then go back to the earth again So until then GOOD-BYE, EARTH PEOPLE!!! Bobby Harrelson and Bill Ruesewald, the two noblemen are left all the great loves of Jackie Bolden Ruby Fryman leaves her ability to be called baby, t a qui t young lass by the name of Betty Raby Charlene Massey who is a great talker, leaves her lungs Barbara Jean Nalker The Senior Class wills the right to Ray Mross, Sonny Norsworthy, and Leon Glenn to grow up to be stron men To Lucy Rudd the right to lead one cheer by Eugen'a Hamilton who led them all vear Shlpp and Glenda Ball who are too tall Gloria Blair with hair of plenty, leaves to Dian Johnson who hasn't any Joanna Cart her ability to giggle leaves to Kenneth Rennicke in stead of her wiggle J D Nright's ability to flirt with anv girl, wills it to Bobby Chris Rorex who doesn't know how Daisy Sefers, Betty Strange and Janie Roach the mouskeeters are left the job of cleaning the gum from under the chairs The Senior Class by all means wills Carole Scholze, Daisy Senteney, and Margaret Dale the right to wear jeans Reta French, the Senior Class President, leaves to Cora Etta McKnight the ensemble chair that she bent Eunice Conway who sings so well leaves the right to Harold Bryant and Jimmy Callison who doesn't do so w ll Dan Simpkins leaves to Laverne Cooper and Willie Cox the sat isfaction of seeing him wear odd color socks Lillie Mayfield her job on the paper she leaves good luck to J W Fu natter who doesn't need it at all The Sen ors gladly lend a good hand and leave David Wilkins thinking ere are 13 women to every man Bett Wadklns leaves her dark complexion to be handled with care to harry Neeley whose is light and fair To Etta Jane Norris and Louise Conway we beoueath the evidence of graduation day Joan Schwarz her unpaid bills to Carlis Bowen she gladly wills Wilma Simpkins her ability to make an A in bookkeepnng she gladly wills to Fowler Wolf and Herb rt Hammell who won't get by sleeping To the Junior Class we leave to vou, an agreement of whlch had few To the Sophomore Class who wish to go to college, e leave you our used up knowlege Our good sense to the Freshmen we render b azse heir brains are so young and tender PR P CY -5 . -1 , e We J c to o e A V to Hazel Walker leaves a crooked saw to Verna Ruth Wasterman, Joan ' , e N it , ' we ' - w to