Weiner High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Weiner, AR)

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Tnday Is ray 13 l9f7 Phls lS a day that will alwaJ be re membered because the Ilr t commerical roc'e fake o I for e moon All the celebrltles wlll be maklng the trio As I took my Job as stewardess the Dassenters seemed rather eater I caught a QllmUS6 of a blonde headed girl She was klsslng her husband and six kids gooi bye I can see now, Vrs Ionnny N6lfhbOPS, Charlene Massey ln school She now has two sets of twins Oh, Well, she always was an eafer beaver Out on the lawn there arose such a noise everyone thoufht something had happened to tne spaceship Th n from around corner came an army Walt' Hold on a mlnute It's just Mr and Mrs Homer Smith and lamlly Eugenia was rather loud in school In this time and age I thought old mali s hool teachers were a thJnb of th pa t, but guess what' There's one on mf passenp er list Oh, Ves, now I remember her It's Betty Auth J u. ns She never did have much to do wltl coys We hear some nawallan NUS1P It must be that iamous hula dancer from the Cocoanut iut, Aloha ' Better known here Gloria Blair I hope she sits down and doesn't rock the rocket Did you ever work for a milllonalreoqv Well, we have a girl on board who works for the great henry Iockenbotr ble is Wilma Slrpkins one always was vcod at bookkeeplng Always on a trip like tlis there are reporters Well, thls is no e ception fhls tlre 1t's Reta rrencl, the edutor ol the .orlc 'ide magazine, rryman I ues Ruby husband, Well, a ain lS 5OlHg to the moan Junior, lt looks as see it's Ju and ske lS taklng along her secretaxy Ruby finally decided tlat she could lesxe her a little whlle if the Iarine ma n on look ond oi wart, or t e r 5 rer to lool lor land for new marlne bas Good morn ng, General Harold O'Don1ell Speaklng Ol celebrltles, how about trat new wrlter lor tke 'Push hush magazlneooo I see ste ls on my passenger l s is really maklng millions Vou surely know who I Pm talklnp about Why, Lillie Mayfield, of course Have you ever seen a house that never ha any d1rt n Ito James Chaplaln is one fellow who can brag ttat lis wife, Eunice, keeps his house llke that I just hooe that The qltaf have our sh1p that clean I wonder what that rig band is forooo I can see now that it is the President of the Unlted btates ard his wllo Dan and Sharry Sirpkins Dan is polnf t cla m tie oom r the Is that a write Lincoln convertible I see drlvlnr up e leve it d tx re ls J dr Pt lou know ne's very famous now for he wxs the Ilrst person to SHSWSI tme very llrst uestion on the I ulz show nlace a ll11lOH I hear re's bolng to the moon to see 1f there are girls th re Same lovln It must be about take 011 tlme because I see the pllot and co pilot Ny list says tie pllot lS 'arl Dixon, but who lS the co OllOt99 It looks like no, it coLldn't be b t lt ls I 's Hazel Walker I guess after Carl's belng ll Wichlgan for s o lonb she doesn't want hlm to lo oil wltholt her Don't blame her Nlat could all the noise ben I ' or SflCWN1Hf and ,ell1n1 ' Oh, now I see It's that famous In er, the idol of all teen a ers, Jackie Bolden F18V'T6 I to close tl fates o keep the klds o e lleld tve opemln afalnoqq 1, I lnew someo1e wc a e ' io mea r or ratler Joanna rreeman e oer correctly, she wa ways late lor school bhe's .c to the moon to see 11 there's enou h room up there lor h r seven kids bhe tt n s the eartn is gettlng too crowded Well, I buess tnat's all because they're P9LlDHlH, to close all the doors and everyone is Lastenln n1s saletv belt Now, we eau hear the man 1D the control tower, over the loud Speaker' 9 8 9 . vm: OWU' 'war om' IN HPA'E AID ARE JOING 5,000 TIL 5 PEF I R X -t , J Q I . . 1 ' L 1 1 S ' , f' s .. Izet , .'es f ' ' tE1, , . A. . ' V -v . 'J 3 . 3 ,, , . ' ' ' 1- . . , ,I . , . . ' . . , I . 0 , ,I . T , ' . e . L' ' a . , , . . . ll I. , . , . . . , - . A 3 . : 1 c f 1 1 e s - . 3 . f VN , ,L , . U . . .2 . Ya .1 . , ' lvl . , H . . 1 . H. . ,. . . I ' ... as , 1 . , . . , ... . , .1 -e 'n ' ., Q . ., I V v N-I X I O ' 1 , . . ' x . ' ' ',. ' 1 f A V I-N' , , 1 ' ' 3 . 2 : , Q' J 1, , 3 3 . E' e', for ' J. ' . , T . s 1 ve la do.. As I V I ' st a s 'f ,. r f- h i 'oo al. H e Q I . , ' 1 ' 1' 5 U ' ' es. . i ' . 1 . . Q . . . f .l 7 . , L 1 3 H ' , ' U -1 - ... ., . f 1 t. SIB I A , .A 3 . ., . . s ' i. .?? ' . . 1 f 1 I A ' fihg f V l.ll:YlT.S . I . I V A . 1,--'-U . I . , ' lj o i i m I fo ., 17.3. A ' ' ' ,Inna -r' ,q,, , , , .- , ... I uc b l lS1.. An ie 2 . D. ' lgn . ' ' ' . ' a . ' k', ,, . . N - . 1. . m.V. q V I 5 . . f : . 3 e . . ' 3 J.D. A ., . . . I ' A. xl ' e . t I' . ' u . -A .. -- 1 --.u .. t .- ' , . 3 . ' '1 . .', 0 . . ' f' 5' ' L . . L ., . . .fm '1 I ' , W '.j... ,. sf.o, , -- eg . .'l L xsvlgq me , t ff th , . ELL v.'.Iy are Az- lf ,z J them 6 ... O1 : e ,, A -vull be l.t,. It s C ez. Q t , X C. c, . - h . , , , 1- - H. . Il I rea me s al- . . ' , . ' 'flak , ' C ' 9 X , '. ' xl k. ' : 4-- . , , - ,. . Q . h J A ' ' S J f. Y . A. rf I ' --- 10- - -7-b-5-u-3-h-1--- wg . 1... yi 3 I C -J M A ' I' F' 4. if? . OUR