Wauneta High School - Broncho Yearbook (Wauneta, NE)

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CLASS WILL ’63 I, Evelyn Becker, will my crazy hairdos to anybody who thinks they can stand them. I, Keith Buffington, will my ability to goof-off in class to Vaughn McBride. May he put it to good use as I did. I, Jane Crapson, will my drum sticks to Jim Crapson. I, Nita Fortkamp, will my ability to study to David Teply. (Hope you won't need it though.) I, Denny Gockley, will my ability to blush to Donnie Polly. I, Sheila Greeley, will my ability to put my foot in my mouth to Janet Krausnick who has already proven worthy of it. I, Kent Haarberg, will my size 12 boots to Patty Denker. Have fun wearing them, Patty! I, Ann Hoff, will my ability to play the bass drum to Eddie Arenz. I, Susan Hollinger, will my knowledge in lab to anyone who is allergic to Hydrochloric Acid. I, Beverly Hunt, will my right guide position in marching band to Sue Hoff, I hope she can yell loud enough to keep them in line. I, Carman Jones, will my big purse to anyone who has enough stuff to fill it and is strong enough to carry it. I, Robert Jones, will my lunch room duty to JoAnne Brunkhorst, so she can eat first. I, Bob McBride, will my improved driving habits to Virgil Littrell and Roger Mattingly. I, Donald O'Neil, will my better English grades to Junior DeHart. I, Ronald Prior, will my nice red hair to Duane Egle. I, Dorothy Smith, will my ability to whistle to Gene Tivis. I, Kenneth Smith, will my western clothes to Steven Hollinger. I, Jo Ann Stock, will my old Plymouth to anyone who can keep it running. I, Jerry Sutherland, will my golf clubs, shoes, balls, tees, and cart to Tom Heldenbrand. I, Patty Weber, will my quietness to Darlene Baldonado. We, the seniors, will to Mrs. Ough enough tape to repair all the books that have been in the hands of the seniors. We, the seniors, will to Miss McClamb, an improved French class. We, the seniors, will to Mrs. McCallum, a pep club that will follow parliamen- tary procedure. We, the seniors, will to Donna, a robot to help her with her typing. We, the seniors, will to Mr. Marshall, a more successful annual staff, knowing that he deserves it with all the work he puts in on it. We, the seniors, will to Adolph, a customized pick-up. We, the seniors, will to Mr. Evans, a better football team realizing that this will prove to be difficult without the Seniors of '63. We, the seniors, will Max, a new dust mop. We, the seniors, will Mr. Olin, students that have the ability to listen and not talk during English Class. We, the seniors, will to Mr. Huntwork, an Ag. Class that will hand projects in on time. We, the seniors, We, the seniors, We, the seniors, will to Mr. Goodchuck, a new motor for his oil burning Chevy, will to Mr. Jorganson, a class of girls that doesn't giggle, will to Mr. Sutherland, a big supply of tranquillizers. 14

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SENIOR BABY PICTURES E. Becker K. Buffington J. Crapson N. Fortkamp D. Gockley S. Greeley K. Haarberg A. Hoff S. Hollinger B. Hunt C. Jones B. Jones B. McBride D. O'Neil R. Prior D. Smith K. Smith J. Stock J. Sutherland P. Weber 13

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PROPHECY OF 63 Come on, girls, we have to get this stuff ready. Our guests will be arriving any time now for the reunion of the Class of 63. Speaking of guests, here come the first ones now. Say, isn't that Ann Hoff and Ron Prior? I hear he's a big electronics engineer now and Ann keeps up with teaching and running a home too. I'd better go show them where to sit. Who's that right behind them in a uniform? Why, it looks like Bev Hunt. I didn't know she was in the WACS. Oh, yes, I guess she's got a pretty important job-waking up the whole camp with her famous bugle call. I wonder who that could be with a police escort and all. Well, it's Sheila Greeley, first woman president. It was always rumored that she could talk her way into anything. And there's her Right Hand Jane Crapson. I guess Sheila doesn't make any decision without consenting Jane first. There's her chauffeur right behind her. .Oh, no, it couldn't be. But it is! Susan Hollinger. She always did have a knack for driving Somebody answer that photo-phone will you? Hello. .Yes. .What? You say you won't be able to come? Well, I'm awfully sorry.. .yes, we'll save you a piece of cake. Bye.. . .That was Carman Jones. You know she's a famous lawyer now and has a big case she's working on. Stock vs Smith. You remember Kenny Smith don't you? Well, he’s a big rancher now and it seems that some of his horses keep getting onto the lawn of the orphanage where Jo Ann Stock is teaching now. Here comes Jerry Sutherland. I hear he owns his own golf course and has turned professional. Well, there's Evelyn Becker. I am surprised she got here. She has a whole string of hotels on the moon, and to think it all started from some idea of hers' in high school. I guess she was going to turn some old house into a hotel or something along that line. Who's that with her? Oh! That’s Don O'Neil. He's the chief guy in charge of Evelyn's Hotel Parking Lot. I guess he's only had 13 wrecks this past year. Pretty good, huh? What's that terrific noise? Oh, that's just Bob Jone.s coming for a landing in his supersonic spaceship. He's got a pretty big motor in it, plus a set of Turn Straights. Well, our Chief of Police, Bob McBride, will take care of him. He's one guy that is really on his toes when it comes to enforcing the law. Here come the cars from Hollywood. Dot Smith is in the first one. As far as I'm concerned, she's the best recording star since Connie Francis. Evidently her agent, Nita Fortkamp, thinks so too, or else she wouldn't have put up all her life pavings to get Dot into the business. There's Pat Weber in the second car. I hear she's practically a second Liz Taylor. She's got her agent, Keith Buff, with her too. He always did like to be around girls and I guess he thought that was one sure way. Here come the last two guests. The first one is Denny Gockley, the big-time all-star football player. He retired about 3 years ago on the money he made playing pro-football. Kent Haarberg is right behind him. He's pretty busy guy now, with his 10,000 acre farm on Mars. Well, I guess everyone is accounted for, so let's get this party rolling! 15