Wauneta High School - Broncho Yearbook (Wauneta, NE)

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large bow which can be used wither as a purse or an emer. gency umbrella. A group of Salvation Army lassies next appeared in the lens. My old friend Beatrice Lewis was the leader of the group. She meekly held out the collection plate to every passer-by. Phillys Person is now engaged in theuplifting o- s it ion as the electric fan—dancer in the M Breezy Revue1- V e all hope someone doesn't turn off the current. Owen Hixon spends his time selling portable elevators to Wauneta High School students and firemen so that they both can go up in the World. Naturally I found Alta Thomas operating a beauty parlor. Her noted coiffure consists of strands of red j and black hair. The eyelashes are made extremely long so that they extend up into the hair, ending in ringlet curls Virgil Sandman is the housewife's helper. Some of his latest household gadgets include a zipper that doesn't have to be zipped, steam shovels to help lift the bride's first biscuits out of the oven, thread , that just stretches instead of having to be unwound, and bag less vaccuum cleaners,. June McCallum owns many grasshopper stables. Every' year she conducts a Nebraska Grasshopper Derby. Last year's winner was June's famous grasshopper, Pill-eye. Charles Wiley is Business Manager of a large cor-poration which manufactures windshield wipers for glasses. Bifocals a specialty and defrosters may also be obtained. Virginia Cox is joint partner in the Ford plant at Detroit. Her first interests were developed in high school days. Gii-bert O'Neil now makes his living bossing a dude ranch in Massachusetts His horses do their best work for ladies with soft voices and southern accents Letty Tompkins edits a love-lorn column in the

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I found Luc-ille Hamilton was a registered life guard at Palm Beach. Her ambition was to prevent people from ’Drown”-ing as capable as she did once. A theatre flashed across the lens, and the feature was ’Sixteen Husbands on a Bender. One of the character leads as capably played by Miss Vivian Terry in the role of the lousekeeper. Vivian is now ’’America’s Sweetheart.” In the news reel I learned that several of the great .eaders of gangland had been captured. Public Enemy No. 1 lonfessed his name was Otto Nordhausen and that he had been :onnected with the famous red trunk mystery which had baffled olice for over fifteen years. Geraldine von Stade was conducting a beginner’s type-riter class in the fine art of typing with long finger-ails. She occasionally played as Jean Harlow the twenty ec ond’s s tand-in. Next I saw Esther Terry in a kitchen. She had her ears Lugged with cotton and a bandage around her head. As she )ok an aspirin we noticed a curly-headed gentleman in the Drner practising long and hard on a bass horn. The next scene to appear before my eyes wasEthel mrtevant very angrily scolding a meek traffic-cop, namely inneth O’Neil. She refused to take a ticket for speeding. I had heard some time before that Marie Grimm was a tuman Fly.” Her apartment now became visible and I could se well defined tracks on the ceiling showing that Marie id jlone much worrying lately. Margaret Redden, our class bookworm, is now realizing r dream. She conducts a large Carnegie library in Dallas $ at is, in the daytime. At night, however, there is not better gold-digger in the land. Glancing into the magazine Margaret was reading, I w by an advertisment that my good friend Maxine Terry now making a name for herself by climbing the Swiss Alps, e endorses Life-Annoy soap. She claims there is nothing invigorating as gently bathing one’s ears with this soap ter a steep climb up the Alps. Elwyn Krausnick now esigns gowns in Hollywood for all 3 leadin . stars of the day• Jlis most sensational creation an evening gown of corded satin cellophane featuring a

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 Stockman s Journal,” The title of her column is Let Lettv .earn your Lovelorn Lowdowns. Letty's years of rio exner-ience have made her very capable of such a task, Willis Ryan is an efficient missionary among the black skinned peoples. His ability to persuade people has greatlv increased his church roll, j I expressed my appreciation to Alvin for showing me how his machine worked and complimented him for creating? such a wonderful bit of science. Alvin modestly agreed that it was a very handy contraption and that he had ally-created it to check up on his cat at night. CLASS WILL We, the Seniors of 1935, having withstood the cruel treatment of the faculty, and being of fairly sound mind, hereby declare this to be our last will and testament. wL wishing to aid our successors,so they will acquire the hei ghts we have acquired, do will to the Seniors of the future years our high standard which we have ob tained during our years at Wauneta High School. To the Juniors we will the North-West corner of the assembly. To the Sophomores we will the used typing paper. To the Freshmen we will all the old gum they can find mder the s eats. To. Mr. Olson we will a vest. To Mr. Hungate we will a new set of rules for the assemblies. To Miss Knollenberg we will the play Poodles and a compass to help her find her way home from the South 3ivide„ To Miss Philipp we will the front seat of a Chevrolet Coach. To Mr., Smith we will a State Championship football ieam. To Mr. Anderson we will Earl E. May's seed catalogue. To Miss Smith we will the Normal Trainer's drawings. Beatrice wills her ability to vamp men to NaDene Arnold. . To Omar Colson we will a stock loan. Jola wills her trapeze to Eva Tepley. To Eva Hamilton, Esther Terry wills her C. C. C. Boy. To Ervin Kitt we will Violet Hansen. Vivian Terry wills her ability to v rite ooetry to Sob 5'Q.Lco. To Bernice Thoren oo wills her book on how to ge.t and told men,