Wauneta High School - Broncho Yearbook (Wauneta, NE)

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I found Luc-ille Hamilton was a registered life guard at Palm Beach. Her ambition was to prevent people from ’Drown”-ing as capable as she did once. A theatre flashed across the lens, and the feature was ’Sixteen Husbands on a Bender. One of the character leads as capably played by Miss Vivian Terry in the role of the lousekeeper. Vivian is now ’’America’s Sweetheart.” In the news reel I learned that several of the great .eaders of gangland had been captured. Public Enemy No. 1 lonfessed his name was Otto Nordhausen and that he had been :onnected with the famous red trunk mystery which had baffled olice for over fifteen years. Geraldine von Stade was conducting a beginner’s type-riter class in the fine art of typing with long finger-ails. She occasionally played as Jean Harlow the twenty ec ond’s s tand-in. Next I saw Esther Terry in a kitchen. She had her ears Lugged with cotton and a bandage around her head. As she )ok an aspirin we noticed a curly-headed gentleman in the Drner practising long and hard on a bass horn. The next scene to appear before my eyes wasEthel mrtevant very angrily scolding a meek traffic-cop, namely inneth O’Neil. She refused to take a ticket for speeding. I had heard some time before that Marie Grimm was a tuman Fly.” Her apartment now became visible and I could se well defined tracks on the ceiling showing that Marie id jlone much worrying lately. Margaret Redden, our class bookworm, is now realizing r dream. She conducts a large Carnegie library in Dallas $ at is, in the daytime. At night, however, there is not better gold-digger in the land. Glancing into the magazine Margaret was reading, I w by an advertisment that my good friend Maxine Terry now making a name for herself by climbing the Swiss Alps, e endorses Life-Annoy soap. She claims there is nothing invigorating as gently bathing one’s ears with this soap ter a steep climb up the Alps. Elwyn Krausnick now esigns gowns in Hollywood for all 3 leadin . stars of the day• Jlis most sensational creation an evening gown of corded satin cellophane featuring a

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Junior Lewis who has risen from the oosition of Sherift Bungle to Chief of the Chicago detective force , Nellie Anderson v as working in Hull House in the ( ago slum district Her most interesting case v as thati the former Miss Josephine Kitt and her nineteen childly who lived in a room ten feet square. Jo had tried to I port her family by playing her trumpet on the street cc By this time the machine lens were adjusted so as] portray a circus in Ohio; my eyes beheld a sign bearirn Charlotte Thoren's name The sign said, See Queen Cta lotte dip 200 feet into a teacup . Inside on a platfor, sat Charlotte holding a piece of paper on which was wri ten 200 feet. Daintily dipping the paper in a teacup she bowed to the hearty appause and assured her audientr that it was nothing at all . In another side show, a remarkable mind reading parrot v as being ballyhooed It had a beautiful red plume on top of its head and its proud owner and pub- ■ licity agent was Miss Eva Kerchall. ‘ In the big tent, co-starred with the man on the flying trapeze v as Iola Parker attired in a grass skirt which enabled her to float through the air with t the greatest of ease . 6 At HileahPark controlling the pari-mutual betting machine was Keith Lev is, his books balanced, strange as it may seem. = I saw a white haired lad£ sitting in a room decor ated with many teacher's certificates. Esther Brown's hair had become white by the trying duties of teachings her own and other people’s children. Esther's teacher1! certificates reminded me that Leatha Stock had wanted t be a teacher once. ' instantly changed to a small town. Whitt from head to toe , Leatha came trotting out of a flour ra and greeted a (snstomer. In a Minneapolis firm, I saw Lola Stinette occupy ’ ing the position of Budget Manager. She had acquired h training very early when she v as under the influence of a Scotchman during her high school days.

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large bow which can be used wither as a purse or an emer. gency umbrella. A group of Salvation Army lassies next appeared in the lens. My old friend Beatrice Lewis was the leader of the group. She meekly held out the collection plate to every passer-by. Phillys Person is now engaged in theuplifting o- s it ion as the electric fan—dancer in the M Breezy Revue1- V e all hope someone doesn't turn off the current. Owen Hixon spends his time selling portable elevators to Wauneta High School students and firemen so that they both can go up in the World. Naturally I found Alta Thomas operating a beauty parlor. Her noted coiffure consists of strands of red j and black hair. The eyelashes are made extremely long so that they extend up into the hair, ending in ringlet curls Virgil Sandman is the housewife's helper. Some of his latest household gadgets include a zipper that doesn't have to be zipped, steam shovels to help lift the bride's first biscuits out of the oven, thread , that just stretches instead of having to be unwound, and bag less vaccuum cleaners,. June McCallum owns many grasshopper stables. Every' year she conducts a Nebraska Grasshopper Derby. Last year's winner was June's famous grasshopper, Pill-eye. Charles Wiley is Business Manager of a large cor-poration which manufactures windshield wipers for glasses. Bifocals a specialty and defrosters may also be obtained. Virginia Cox is joint partner in the Ford plant at Detroit. Her first interests were developed in high school days. Gii-bert O'Neil now makes his living bossing a dude ranch in Massachusetts His horses do their best work for ladies with soft voices and southern accents Letty Tompkins edits a love-lorn column in the