Washington High School - Junior Yearbook (Rice Lake, WI)

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It was a bright English teacher who said, Go read To a Waterfowl. But it was a brighter pupil who said, Im- possible, I haven't a waterfowl. The most popular teacher is the one who feels the depression and reduces the assignments. F. Shudlick fwriting of the medians of the trianglebz They seam to meat at a point. CWriting of the altitudesj: They seame to meate at a point. Barbara: Why do they say More people killed than in the reign of terror ? Miss Fritz: I imagine it is because we have over-rated the reign of terror. Barbara: Well, I think a guillotine is more romantic than a gun anyhow. The day after making chlorine fa poisonous gas, used in the war to kill soldiersj in Chemistry class: Dick Spooner: My mother is mad at you. You tried to kill us yesterday. Mr. Ridge: Well, what's the matter? Dick: You didn't finish the job. Teacher: How many make a dozen? George Carver: Twelve. Teacher: How many make a million? George: Not very many! The Home Ec. Club couldn't make their sponge cakes the other day be- cause someone ordered the wrong kind of sponges from the drug store. Miss Hagerty: Now, turn back to My Mother, on page 55. Teacher ftrying to impress pupils on circulation of the blood, in biology classjz Now, if I stood on my head, the blood, you know, would run into my head, and I'd turn red in the face. Now, what I want to know is: how is it that while I am standing in an ordi- nary position the blood doesn't run to my feet and turn them red? , Iggy: Well, I can't see your feet, but I guess it's because they aren't empty. Miss Fritz: Identify Siberia. Pupil: Siberia is a large cold and poor soiled region which covers the northern part of Asia. Miss Anderson: How is the cavalry represented on the Elizabethan stage? Rolland S.: Oh, they leave their horses outside and walk in. Mr. Ridge: Give me the formula for sodium sulphate. Leslie L.: S. O. S. Mr. Townsend: What is a machine? Una C.: A machine is a put together gathering of parts to save work. In History Class-David hit Goliath in the middle of the battle. Alvin Peterson: Do the monasteries take care of orphans or som'pin? Miss Fritz: What do you mean by som'pin? Pete: Widows. ITSI

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The Follies of 1931-32 Big Show at The Rice Lake Hippodromeg Mr. Ridge, Director Program Will Commence at 9:00 A. M. Sharp ROLL CALL A thrilling drama of real life. In this play there is a larger cast than in any number on the program. Concluded by an effective oration by the stage manager. 9:00-9:20 9:20 9:20-10:00 10:00-10:40 10240-11:20 11:20-12:00 Any Time 12:00-1:20 1:20-2:00 2:00-2 :-10 2:40-3 :20 3:20--1:00 5:00-5:00 -Recreation period. reserved especially for tardy actors. -Triumphant march of all actors and actresses engaged in the entire program. -Geometry-A real three ring circus. In fact it contains so many rings that it makes us dizzy to think of it. Miss Coxshall, Director. History-A grand political play. This is one of our best numbers owing to the great difficulties of the actors in performing their parts. Miss Fritz manages the chorus. -Stenography-Vaudeville expounded by Miss Ryan, answering all queries from the audience. -Domestic Science ta Side Show continuing all A. MJ A series of experiments on compounding ingredients. Miss Wolla, compounder in chief. Refreshments served here. Manual Training. A vaudeville act. Astonishing stunts are done here. Really more amusing than other animal shows. Mr. Gjestson, Chief Trainer. It is said that he can make any ot' the wild animals eat. out of his hand and not growl. Parade and Intermission. Those present at the morning performance will receive free passes for the afternoon show. Junior Business, Mr. Marinelli, Director-All actors violate the laws of said Hippodrome. Period of exercising and relaxing the body to relieve tension of the powerful drama. Mr. Olson in charge. Miss Elstronfs renowned troupe of skilled jugglers. Fresh from for- eign successes. It is said that they can juggle cases and construc- tions into real LATIN sentences. Chemistry-Amateur production staged in our own laboratory. Ex- citing thrills. Staged by Mr. H. J. Ridge. -Side shows in all classrooms. Tickets to these are given free to all who take the privilege of enjoying themselves during the rest of the performance. Manager in Chief ........, , .,.... , ,,,,, Miss Coxshall Assistant Manager in Chief .... , .,........ Mr. Ridge Supreme Judge and Lawyer ............ ......., li Ir. Hirsch Furniture and Fixtures ....... ..... ......., .... ,,.... ll I r . Ridge Floor Managers and State Ushers ......... Rest of Faculty Season Tickets May Be Had on Application to Mr. Marinelli ffttl