YP! f-r-.5jfEG1,5fNJJH1' .4551 53:32 ' ' ' 1' .' ?'5-MTW? 'I V '-AV 'f '75?'Fi'4 4i'LVX27-1615551-will''GZZLLZHN' '-'TW' 'il' 2'P'J c'?S'1'L'i'V15flvE2,5IQ' iilhemk ull!! The kind interest and co-operation of the following in helping to make possible this, our first annual issue of The Blast , is gratefully acknowledged: Hon. James E. Norton Hon. Barber B. Conable Hon. Michael L. Coleman Dr. L. M. Andrews Dr. J. F. Crawford Dr. G. W. Nairn Dr. Ben H. Smith Dr. David Diltz Mr. Arthur H. Lester Mr. Clarence H. Greff M1. E. E. Charles 4 ilierhert Preston Supsruiaing Brinripul To him who has been our kindly advisor and friend through the Four years of High School, we dedicate this the first annual issue of The Blast of Warsaw High School 2ullllllllllllllllIlllllllll Page four ALMA MATER Alma Mater to thee We raise A laudatory hymn of praise ' ' Firm have you stood in years before Firm may you guide forevermore. Our young heartssbeat high with joy Our love for thee-is Without alloy We lift our heartgiagain to thee As thou hast and may ever be. Men and Women to the world you have sent Worthy and true their lives have spent Ever looking to thee as light Gaining victories, strength and might. Truly grateful are We just now Before thee we humbly bow As We look to thee our guide Our Alma Mater, our greatest pride. L. F. '30 CONTENTS Page Donors ........,....A,. ,.....,.. .....,... 2 Alma Mater ....A........... ........ . 4 Senior Editorial ........ .......,............ , ......... 7 A Tribute to Any Senior .............. ........,..... I 3 Senior Records .............................,............,............. - .............. 10-18 The Washington Trip ............................................................ 19 Snapshots of Dignified Seniors in Washington 24 Class Will ............. - .............................................,............................ 26 Faculty Roll Call ...,........... ......... 2 9 Faculty Doings ............. .,...,,.. 3 0 6'Am I Intruding ? .t....,.. ......... 3 3 Skit Do ...,.............,......... ......... 3 4 Good-Bye Fortune ..,...... ......... 3 5 Literary Department .....,..... ......... 3 8 Sports ..............v..,.............,......... ......... 5 5 Glee Club i.............. ......... 6 5 Juniors .....,............ ..,..,,., 6 7 Sophomores .............. - ..... .,, i.... 73 Freshmen ,............... ................ ..,,,,,, 7 5 Wise and Otherwise ........... ......... 7 7 Alumni ,.......... ......................,,.. ,,.,,,,., 8 1 Training Class .i........ ,,,.,,.,, 8 9 E IIIIIIIllIlllllllllllllllllllllln Page five BLAST STAFF : Annetta Cahill, Acting Editor-in-Chief 5 Gertrude Rosenthal Editor-in-Chief 5 Branford Millar Assistant Editor 5 Helene Coleman Assistant Editor Kenneth Gay Margaret Beuerlein Laura McCaffery Boys' Athletics E Girls' Athletics 5 Joke Editor E E Ida Lapedies Literary Editor Charles Pettengill Art Editor 2 5 Glenn Copeland Alumni Editor Charlotte Powers Exchanges E - Miss Gladys E. M. Reed, Faculty Advisor : BUSINESS STAFF : Kenneth Barlow, Manager - - Mary Ellen McGee Elizabeth Nugent Harold Hume E - Typist, Elinor Meeder SENIOR EDITORIAL IYe the Seniors, are now looking forward to graduation. The class of nineteen hundred twenty-nine is about to receive tl1e re- ward for four years of hard work before passing into history. Graduation-the actual sight or sound of tl1e word causes un- usual thoughts to race rapidly through a senior's mind. They may be memories of the past, realizations of the present or reveries and hopes for the future. Some will step out into the world immediately, others will go on to higher institutions of learning and, of course, others will return to high school. Whatever course may be chosen we will always be bound by a common tie of memoryg a memory of friend- ship witl1 each other and with our fellow studentsg a memory of our school and of our teachers. We go forward with an unexpres- sed promise to these,-a hope and a determination to fuliill their expectations. VVe do not face the future with fear, but instead we hear its call as a challenge and we will accept it and its didiculties as sucl1. In our failures we will see our own faults, in our glories we will remember with gratitude those who fitted us for the winning of these glories. The thought of going forth from our familiar environment brings an insatiable sorrow-a sense of loneliness and emptiness that we do not wish to meet in life. We hate to leave our care-free days of a youth that is fast melting. Before we leave we wish to express to our class advisor, to our faculty and to our fellow-students a sincere appreciation for all that they have done to make our graduation possible. We ackow- ledge an everlasting debt to them for their inspiration and help. May each and everyone of us be worthy of them. PagE SQVEXI lllllllllllllllllll IIlllllnlllxlllllnllllllmlll lllllIllIIIIIIlllllllIlllIllllIIIlllllIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllll Hlllull H IIIIIHH 1 Ill llllllllll llullullulllllll IIHIHK lmllulu Hlltulxlllvlll I lx llll Ill 1 I Hlllllll IUI lullllnllmlxlllxll llmlllllllnllll miss Glhtisatine ith Sprmsnr nf the Glass nf 1525 A true leader and a genuine friend IIlllllxlInlIllllllllllllllllllllllllmlnllll ImlmluiIulullIllIlllllllllllllllllllnlllllll A TRIBUTE TO ANY SENIOR Our Senior year is at an end, and now We turn our minds elsewhere, And fondly seek a brief repose From study and school cares. And, as our school days we review, Sweet memories they bring Of kindness and of friendship true Which around us e'er will cling. For pleasantly we've spent our time, And drunk at Wisdom's fount, And tried each day to higher climb Her steps that upward mount. As time flits by, I'll think of you, And watch you in Lifets race. Fond memories will bring to mind Each well remembered face. A fond farewell I give to you, And wishes best extend, A love that springs from a heart that's true I give to you, my friends. IIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllf Page nine ERNEST ARMENDINGER Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth. Washington Trip, 143. IRENE AVERY Good silence is near holiness. Glee Club C333 Class basket-ball 13, 435 Sec. of Class '29 143g Washington Trip C43. ERNEST BAKER He doth carry a cheerful heart within him, which doth often pro- voke laughter. Foot-ball 1433 Interclass basket- ball C3, 43g Base-ball Q43. MARGARET BEUERLEIN A great praiser of all men. Blast Staff i433 Class basket-ball f43g Washington Trip 143. BEULAH CLARK As a hen gathereth her chickens under her Wings. Glee Club 13, 435 Class basket- ball 13, 43 Washington Trip 143. GLENN COPELAND A woman is a woman, but a pipe is a good smoke. Blast Staff 12, 3, 43 Am I In- truding? 143g Class Sec. 1333 Treasurer 1433 Basket-ball Mgr. 1433 Washington Trip 143. DAYTON EDDY Love makes us like that. Basket-ball 13,43g Track 13, 435 Washington Trip 143. ARTHUR FIRESTINE His laugh is worth a thousand groans in any market. Basket-ball 11, 235 Capt. 13, 43g Baseball 1233 Track 12, 3, 43g Treasurer 1333 Foot-ball 11,235 Capt. 13, 433 Washington Trip 143. HELENA GALLETT She loves but one. Basket-ball 11, 2. 3, 435 Glee Club 12, 3, 435 Am I Intru,ding? 1435 Vice-President class 1335 Wash- ington Trip 143. CHARLOTTE HIGGINS A cheerful spirit moveth quick. Class basket-ball 12, 3, 43 Am I truding? 1435 Washington Trip 643. AGNES KIEL A pleasing personality, a pleasant smile. Washington Trip 143. JAMIE LANDCASTLE O'er the hills, he courted his be- loved. Baseball 12, 439 Football 13, 433 Glee Club 143g Class basket-ball 12, 3, 43. ARVIN MARTIN He was a good man and a, just. Football 121 Washington Trip C41- IRENE MATTESON Lose none of your chances of giv- ing smiles. Glee Club 1113 Basket-ball 13, 41 g Am I Intruding? 1413 Washington Trip 141. WILLIAM MCGEE He picketh up one and setteth down another. Football 12, 3, 415 Basket-ball 12, 3, 415 Baseball 12, 3, 41 Pres. Class 13, 415 Freshman Sponsor Prize 1115 Ass't. Ed. Blast 131. ELINOR MEEDER Her personality won for her many friends. Blast Staff 12, 3, 41. HUGH MEEDER A hasty man is seldom out of trouble. FRED MEISSEL He chose to be silent rather than speak ill. Basket-ball 13, 43, Washington Trip 143. HAROLD MOYER All the world loves a lover. Glee Club 11, 2, 3, 43g Basket- ball 12, 3, 435 Football 11, 2, 33g Capt. 1435 Track 12, 3, 435 Wash- ington Trip 143g Class basket- ball 113. ELIZABETH NUGENT God's rarest blessing is after all, a good woman. Glee Club 11, 2, 33 Class basket- ball 13, 435 Senior Play 1333 Am I Intruding'? 1435 Mgr. Basket ball team 143g Blast Staff 1435 Washington Trip 143 HELEN O'BRIEN A magnilicent example of human happiness. Glee Club 11, 215 Tennis Team 141. CHARLES PETTENGILL Forty men of his sense, but not one of his Wit. School Spirit Essay Prize 131 Ina terclass basket-ball 13, 415 Wash- ington Trip 141g Am I Intrud- ing? 141g Track Team 141g Art Editor Blast 12, 3, 41. Tennis Team 141. VVILLIAM POSTE I could join the angels in song. Skit-doo 141. CHARLOTTE POWERS A person of friendly charm, an asset to everyone. Vice-President Class 141, Blast Stal? 1415 Am I Intruding? 1413 Class basket-ball 13, 413 Glee Club 13, 415 Washington Trip 141. ORA PUTNEY I shall always shun the World and its wicked ways. Washington Trip 1413 Class bas- ket-ball 1415 Junior Prize 131g Wyoming County National Bank Prize 131. WARD SLOCUM As large as life and twice as na- tural. Class basket-ball 141g Football 1413 Washington trip 141. EDNA SMITH Keep your good humor, what'er else you lose. Glee Club 11, 2, 313 Class basket ball 1113 Girls Basket-ball 12, 3, 415 Senior Play 131g Washington Trip 141. RAYMOND SMITH Were it conventional, I would laugh at my own funeral. Football 12, 3, 415 Track 13, 413 Glee Club 11, 2, 3, 415 Class bas- ket-ball 13, 415 Washington Trip 141. CHARLES THOMSON A good head will get itself hats. Am I Intruding? 141g Wash ington Trip 141. EDWIN WAGENBLASS Brevity is the soul of wit. Freshman Prize 111g Washing- ton Trip 141. HAZEL WEBER Fairness and patience go far. Washington Trip 141. RUTH WHEELER The sweetest joy, the wildest woe is love. Glee Club 1415 Class basket-ball 13, 415 Washington Trip 141. HELEN CONROY We yearn to hear one of thy secrets. WILLIAM MOYLAN Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's. Football Cl, 2, 3, 453 Basket-ball 13, 43g Base-ball 11, 3, 435 Mgr. 121. DOROTHY POTTER Why must the devil have all the good tunes? Washington Trip 1413 Glee Club 12. 3, 43. GLADYS SMITH When I speak, I speak of things lofty and holyf' ALLEN SPURR Sleepiest of the Seven Holy Sleepers. VIRGINIA SPURR A person of hol IDA VVINCHESTER Her merry heart maketh her cheer- ful countenance. Class basket-ball 13, 493 Glee Club C355 Washington Trip 145. . .Z X I N s X-:X s MP! hw .WI W Q 'il ffl' MQW y virtues IllllllHIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllIIIIllllllllllllllllllIIIII!IIIllllIIIIIllllllIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIl The Washingfon Tr? EIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllIllIIIIIlllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllIlllIllllllllIIIIIIIllIllIlIlllIIllIIIlII 'IlIllllllllllIllllllllIIllIllllIIIIIIIIllllIIIlllIlllIIIIIIIIIIIllIIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF f'N Friday morning, April 29, a crowd of some thirty Q young people, all members of the Senior Class Ui '29, graced the platform and surroundings of the Q B. R. 81 P. Station. The scene was familiar to those Q who have watched these taking off parties of mm E Seniors on their departure for 'Washington. There was a galaxy of colors, and everyone was babbling somewhat in- coherently about something or other, and at the same time trying to keep an eye on Edwin Wagenbla.ss to see that he was well with- in the safety zone when the train appeared. Our ride to the P. 85 L. Junction was a very short one as was our wait there. Each member has his own story to tell you in the following paragraphs. Saturday, March 30 About 7:30 we awoke to the sound of a bell ringing. I thought I was back home and the old alarm clock wa sdoing itis little duty, but it was Miss Hanchette on the telephone calling her brood,, together for the day's trip. When we finally got downstairs it was 8:15 and time to start, whether you had any breakfast or not, and being among the large number of unlucky ones immediately joined the luckier ones that were waiting to get started, and listened to them tell what a good breakfast they had had or how they got gypped at this or that place. Anyway we started out on foot to the Center Market, it also started to rain about that time. We went through the Center Market and saw where some of our food came from. As we passed thc meat depart- ment we saw a large number of dressed chickens on display, the sales- man in charge seemed to be a vcry dark colored gentleman and one of the students of our party remarked that, it looked like that coon had good picking the night before! After we left the Center Market we were divided into two sec- tions. The VVarsaw party being in the second section made a dash for the buses waiting to take us to Mt. Vernon. Our first stop was at the Cathedral of Saint Peter and Paul. VVe walked about half a mile tit seemed that longj in the rain and mud around to the rear entrance to the Cathedral. We were then conducted through part of the build- ing, down to the tombs of Woodrow Wilson and Admiral Dewey. We were not allowed to go through the entire building as it has not been Page nineteen completed yet. After getting seated once more in our buses we started on the rest of our tour, passed the Georgetown University, across the Potomac river by way of Francis Scott Key memorial bridge and through Arlington National Cemetery. We then left the buses once again to visit the large Amphitheatre in front of which the tomb of the Unknown soldier is located, with a soldier on guard. Our next stop was at Arlington Heights, at the George Washington Ma- sonic memorial. Here an able speaker gave us a brief history of VVashington's Masonic activities. Under glass cases we observed sev- eral relics belonging to Washington, for instance the gloves he wore when married, the glove he wore on his right hand while in mourn- ing for his mother and an old chair taken from his library. At Alexandria we went into Christls church and all sat down in Washington's pew, which is said to be the same now as it was in Washington's time. We also saw General Lee's pew in this church. At about two o'clock we arrived at the Texas Gate entrance of Mt. Vernon. The first thing we saw was a small building that said something about light lunches and refreshments served inside. Taking into consideration the fact that some of us hadn't had anything to eat so far that day, except for an occasional chocolate bar between stops of the buses, we made a grand rush for something to eat. One of our members asked for eight ham sandwichesmanother one who missed his breakfast! Well, anyway we finally got around to the River Front lawn just in time to get in the back row of the picture. We were allowed to go through Washington's home and view the fur- niture that has been preserved since the time he lived there. We walked through the gardens and through the grounds to the private cemetery where Washington and his immediate family are buried. At four oiclock we made our way towards the dock where the Mal- calesterv was waiting to take us for a sixteen mile ride on the Poto- mac. We would have enjoyed the ride much more if it hadn't been so cold, but it was a case where we had much rather been on the inside looking out, than on the outside looking in! When we got back to the wharf at Washington we stood around in the middle of the street and most every other place looking for the buses that we expected to see waiting for us-but they just weren't there. So we took a trolley ear for the hotel. And say, did I and the roommate eat anything that night-well I guess! Along towards Sun- day morning we finally got to sleep, after having had a marvelous day. C. H. 329. If il if if if if Sunday, March 31- 0w! Say, listen here! If you sling any more parties in here, keep the cookie crumbs out of my bed, T couldn't sleep all night. Page twenty Ch, pipe down. I know you didn't sleep all night, you didn't get to bed much before daylight. And moreover you were right here at that party yourself. Your language reminds me of something-Are we going to church this morning? Thus began our second day in Wasliington. Many went to the various prominent churches of the city, others slept and still others browsed around the city. About two otclock we left in buses for the Zoological park. This is a large tract of land with many beautiful drives. There are outdoor cages for certain birds and animals and large build- ings housing many other forms of bird or animal life. Many en- joyed feeding peanuts to the elephants, others watched the eagles, some studied the birds-but ah !-the monkeys. There was such a crowd around the place that it was impossible to see much. No one knows whether Annetta was wise cracking as usual or just eager to learn, but she surpassed even Edwin by her questions about the queer creatures. After about two hours of walking and sight seeing we went by buses to the Franciscan Monastery and its Grottos. It was a sud- den transposition from the busy streets into the old world atmos- phere of the monastery. The trip through the catacombs was very interesting. The entire structure was unusually impressive and beautiful. From there we returned to the Hotel and everyone was soon rushing around to some favorite restaurant while others reposed in the hotel dining room. In the evening we went to the Library of Congress. This is the largest library in the Western I-Iemisphere. It covers about fourteen acres and has most of the official state and national docu- ments of interest in an excellent state of preservation. Among these are the original Declaration of Independence and the Con- stitution. There are also many old colonial newspapers on file. The Congressional Library incorporates the Il. S. System of Copyrights. Because of this at least one copy of every book ever granted a copyright is on file. The library is a reference and not a lending library. The reading room is only open to certain people. This is a beautiful room view from a gallery open to the public. The architecture of the building is excellent. There are some very beautiful paintings on the walls and ceilings. After an evening of valuable sightseeing we returned to the hotel tired and weary, but ready for several hours of fun before retiring. Page twenty-one Tuesday, April 2-Annapolis. Twenty-five miles as the crow flies from either Wasliiiigton or Baltimore, is the city on the Severn River which throughout the world is known as the home of the United State Naval Aca- demy. In the halls of the Academy twenty-four hundred Midship- men are housed. They comprise the famous Navy so well known and feared in sport and war. Wlietlier it be a long end run, or a hard battle, the Middies are there! Annapolis itself is wrapped yet in the eighteenth century. As you pass through the streets of the town, you are struck by the stately colonial designs of the buildings. The low overhanging trees, narrow streets and colonial architecture make one feel out of place in 1929 after seeing Wasliington. But the Academy itself, possesses modern architecture to the highest degree. Cn the way to the Naval Academy we visited the following points of interest, The Maryland State House where George Wasli- ington resigned as Commander-in-chief of the army of the Revolu- tion and where the Continental Congress met when Annapolis was the Nation's capital, St. John's College and on its Campus the Liberty tree which is said to be more than six sundred years old, also St. Anne's Church, established by an act of Parliament in 1692, Then came the Academy, itself. As we arrived, the men were just passing to and from classes. U VVe passed through the building in an awakening sense of realization. John Paul Jones' mausoleum attracted many. The cases of gold trophies, swords, baseballs, basketballs and footballs attracted those more athletically inclined. Huge tablets on the wall displayed the outcome and score of every Army-Navy game. Now for sports-. The Navy always has a good football team as its trophies bear witness. Evidently its basketball team also knows when, where, why and how! There are about twenty-eight tennis courts forming two long rows near the campus.-Attention, McGee!-Gold baseballs, symbolic of victories, also adorn the trophy shelves. Yes- we're proud of our Navy! We should be when they can produce annually an excellent array of baseball, football, basketball, rowing, soccer, track, lacrosse, tennis, swim- ming, boxing, wrestling and fencing teams. If you are planning a visit to Wasliington, D. C., be sure to in- clude Annapolis in your itinery. If you have already been to VVashington plan another pilgrimage to Annapolis, for if you have never seen the Naval Academy, you can scarcely deny your- self such an enjoyable trip. Page twenty-two Friday, March 8-Atlantic City Br-r-r, Br-r-r, Br-r-r- Oh, darn it, somebody get up and answer that telephone. Answer it yourself, you aren't a cripple by any chance!!! 'LC, what do you want? Room 5227? Good Morning. Its six-forty-live. tvoice with a smilel. Oh, Yes! Thank you! fclankj Hey, the rest of you, its time to get up. What! Just got to bed. Well whose fault is that? Where do we go today. Ch!! to none other than America's playground. No, not Atlantic City. Q Yep! Let's go down to the Cafeteria for breakfast. Alright, it 's too late for anything else. I i 1 S S 'I IVell, good lord, don't blame me, I didn't say it was a. good place to eat. If I ever could get my hands on that little shrimp, I'll wring his neck. Who? Who do you expect? Eddie Wagenblass -Sure, he said it was O. K. Ugh! ! ' Hurry up, want to miss the bus? Well, look at it rain. You knew it. Well, dummy, why didn't you tell me? I'd have worn a hat that didn 't bulge in the middle when it got wet. N o time to change now!! Boy! what a day. Raining here in Atlantic City, too. Taxi! Sure! Boardwalk. Well, jipped again. Only half a block. Here we are, now to get dry. Gosh, I'm hungry. You say, let's go in this book store? How 's that going to keep me from starving? Oh alright have it your own way. Well, let 's get out of here, besides being stuffy, it is expen- sive. Ch, air again!fRain has stopped. It has too. No, Charles, that 's the Casino, not the place they swim. See they swim over here. Well, let's eat. What! you want more books? Come on, we 'll get the next taxi. There we missed it because you were so slow. Ferry. Seems like Buffalo. Brakeman must have fallen asleep and left the brake on. Slow! Here we are! Somebody say this was Camden? Well, I didn't know it. Here this is our train. Sure, don't you see the ' Page twenty-three VanZile sign? Of course, it's our party! Who else has a name like that? Well, here we are, wish we'd get started. They are probably waiting for Miss Hanchette and Edwin Wagenblass. Nope, they're here. Must be Bub and Ruth. Wonder if Annetta's up yet? Sure, there she is. Fancy her being up at such an hour. ten o'clock, Well!! Well!! Look here, I cantt eat books. Oh, Well, now are we going to eat? Good Italian food? Sure, anything, as long as they are not Scotch. M'm great! Say, what time is it? One thirty, would you be- lieve it? Oome on, now. No silhouttes, today. What! you're going in? Oh, alright. Let's see yours. Sure someone else wasn't stand- ing in front of you. Hear what that lady said to me? She said, It's ,really beautiful, dear, my perfect, perfect! Sliced it kind of thick, didn't she? Time to go back. You want to buy some beads. Sure, go ahead. Bet you get stung! or strung!! Sure, this is the way. There's the station, over there, see? Salt water taffy! Sure! you wouldn't be happy if you didn't have a package to carry. Back to the Hotel. And now, my dear children, to end this sweet story, I believe that the Atlantic Oity try proved to be O. K. except for a few black circles under eyes. Don't be silly. Certainly we were tired! SNAP SHOTS OF OUR DIGNIFIED SENIORS IN WASHINGTON Charles Pettengill hurling chocolate-bars at innocent lobby- ists in the Harrington. Ward Slocum trying to put one over on Uncle Sam by mailing fifty postal cards without stamps. P. S.-Ward is forgetful at times. Dayton Eddy and Oharles Thomson the Peeping-Toms of the hotel. Bill McGee 's search for excitement led him to a tour with some dangerous people from the wilds of Penn. We think Bill, was the innocent victim of shyncroziae, or loss of memory. Gladys Smith, Liz Donnelly and Doris Firestine threw every- thing but the bureau and bath tub into the skylight below. Bub and Ruth being t'shadowed to the room of a sick friend. P. S.-Bub returned to his room ruthlesstlyl. Pge twenty-four Margaret Beuerlein and Dot Potter playing hide and seek in their room. Edwin Wagenblass giving a perfect impersonation of a sweet little girl, perfectly willing to be dated up. He choose the name of Alto no less! Uncle Art and Spot found the duties of unclehood a bit tiring on their knowledge of things in general. Refer to either uncle for a supply of Bright Sayings of Dumb Children or Wl1yt? by E. Wagenblass. Glenn Copeland looking for the burglar that stole the stair- case. Ernest Armendinger dating up every girl on his floor and then double crossing them. tin reverse English of coursej. Liz Donnelly and Gladys Smith hanging crepes on guests doors. - Glenn Copeland gone intelligentsia and absorbing the American Mercuryt' Don't tell this one to a soul. Helena Gallett and Char. Higgins employing their policy of watchful waiting via keyholes, no less! The whole Senior Class trying to pursuade Edwin Wagonblass that the Gaeity was an aquariam, not a place for entertainment. Edwin Wagenblass inquiring of the room-clerk where he could find a good swimming hole in Philadelphia and then walking into the City Hall thinking he was in the Y. M. C. A. People like Edwin are dangerous to allow loose in cities. Art Firestine doing tl1e Paul Revere act on the train coming home. Ida Winchester going to see An American Tragedy and my dear, she liked it. Charlotte Powers and Irene Matteson both gone Movie-mad . HOW WE KNOVV VVHAT CLASS WE'RE IN Miss Zell .... ......... .............. ...........,..... . . . Come on, wake up, sleep nights. Mr. Clinch ..... . ..................... Now suppose you look that up for yourself. Miss Reed ....................... -..Almost anything with a deep touch of sarcasm. Miss Slater .............., And if you donit like that you can drop the course. Miss Hanchette ........................ . All right you can stay 'till 4:15 for that, Mr. Nelson ............. ........... ' 'Well for Gosh Sakes! Gantt you see that?,' Miss Taylor ................. .......................... ......................... ' ' You get out, and stay out! MPS. Robinson .............. ......................... ' 'That sounds rather horsey to me. Miss VV2lShbllI'11 .......... . ..,.. ............ - ,...,........................ ' 'Now then peoplef' Page twenty-five CLASS WILL We, the Senior class of 1929, each member being of sound mind, memory and understanding, hereby declare this to be the last will and testament made by us while together .under the roof of Warsaw High School. ' 1. Jamie Landeastle leaves to Norm Van Slyke his ability to get to Perry. 2. To Ercil Phillips Beulah Clark leaves her friendship with teachers. 3. Gladys Smith bequeathes to Evelyn Christ her fondness for skipping school. 4. To Elizabeth Wilcox, Ora Putney leaves her demure air. 5. Elizabeth Nugent leaves her cake of Woodbury's to those who desire a skin you love to touch. 6. Charles Pettingill leaves his talent for drawing to Edward York. 7. Elinor Meeder leaves her willingness to oblige to Eileen Cal- mes. 8. Charlotte Higgins leaves her wit to increase the supply of Sheila Cahill. 9. Helena Gallett leaves her art of hair dressing to all those who are letting their hair grow. 10. Irene Matteson wills her ability to make baskets to the forwards of the future girls' basket ball team. 11. Hazel Weber leaves her quiet voice to Mary Elizabeth Allison. 12. To Marion Wilcox, Irene Avery leaves her dignified air. 13. To Maurice Lester, Glenn Copeland leaves his methods of teasing Miss Hanehette. 14. To Thyrsa Spink, Dot Potter leaves her shy and retiring nature. 15. To Dorothy Acquard, Charlotte Powers leaves a few inches of height. 16. William McGee passes the fan1ily's excellent scholastic re- cord into the hands of his brother Charles. 17. Virginia Spurr wills her Sunday School record to Dorothy Brewer. 18. Charles Thompson wills his perpetual good nature to Max Began. 19. To another Latin lover Bill Moylan wills his worn copy of Caesar',. 20. Ida Winchester wills her energetic nature to Mary Mayer. Page twenty-six 21. To Sarah Chimera, Helen O'Brien wills her bicycle. 22. To Emery Whitlock, VVilliam Poste wills his talent for Tumbling.,' 23. Ward Slocum generously will part of his height to Francis Robinson. 24. Helen Conroy leaves her fondness for holding conversation in study hall to Elizabeth Donnelly. 25. Ruth Wheeler leaves her success with brown eyes to Audrey Marr. 26. Ernest Baker leaves his many friends to his brother Vernon. 27. Margaret Beuerlein will her fondness for boys to Bernice Putney. 28. Art Firestine leaves his athletic prowness to Austin Wellman. 29. Jennie Buchanan leaves her splendid record in Basket Ball to her sister Mary. 30. Dayton Eddy leaves his friendliness to Robert Johnson. 31. Edna Smith wills her ability to guard in Basket Ball to Babe McGee. 32. Edwin XVagenblass leaves his abbreviated height to Emery Whitlock. . 33. Allen Spurr wills his sunnylcountenance to Emmett Cahill. 34. Hugh Meeder wills his air of calmness to Audrey Blood. 35. Agnes Kiel leaves her ready smile to Ruth Evans. 36. Fred Meissel wills his hair to Sherwood Baker who shows a marked perference for Titian locks. 37. Bub Moyer leaves his place in line with Sweethearts on Par- ade to Harwood Martin. 38. Ernest Armendinger will his quietness to Leone Hawkins. 39. Arvin Martin leaves his ruddy complexion to Carol Wilklow. . ATTENTION ! GOOD LOOKING ! Say, good lookin, arenlt you the smooth one, though? And could- ntt I fall in love with that hair, and the way you comb it too ? And that nose. Say fella, you sure are a handsome devil. Boy, that look in your eyes meant hot lover to me, and I, I am never mistaken. Even if you weren't so good lookinl, that build and those shoulders would attract any girl. Of course, only you could pick such nice clothes, and it takes a Belevedere himself to set them off like that. And what strength there must be in that body! Kid Hercules himself, minus the last year's leopard rug. Yes, sir, I just know you're my pick of the world's men, any time, and at any odds! How do I know? Say, I can't help knowing you for an ace. A mirror never lies ! -Rutgers Chanticleer. Page twenty-seven THE FACULTY FACULTY ROLL CALL Herbert Preston Horace S. Nelson Frank A. Clinch Clarence A. Bugbee Herbert L. Shear Hazel Hanchette Christine Zeh Gladys Reed Irene Robinson Ethel Slater Frances Munn Edna Butterfield Helen L. Washburn Elizabeth Bishop Edith Luce Gertrude McCarthy Betty Taylor Iva Chase Margaret Coleman Margaret O'Donnell Belle Miller Julia Bauer Nellie Johnson Mable Freer Mildred Youmans Phoebe Robinson Freda Laird Florence Donlon Mary Canty Ruth Bently Arcola Grey Lulu Rose Louise Purcell Olive Charles Ruth Wager Matilda Slack Helen Parkhurst IIIIIIIII Page twenty nine FACULTY DOINGS Early last fall the faculty of the Warsaw Public Schools organized for the purpose of making the school year a happy one socially. The officers elected were: President .s........,....... ........... M iss Zell Vice-president .,...... ...,....., M r. Nelson Secretary and treasurer ....,,... Miss Taylor The first social function we had was a dinner and bridge party held at the Homestead, in September. All had such a splendid time that they voted to be present at the ensuing parties of the year. The Ghosts Walk in October! If you are at all skeptical you should have followed us one dark October night from one weird sign to another until we met The Thingsv themselves and were conducted amid shricks and groans to Mrs. O,Donnell's deserted house. We were led from cellar to garret in the dark, frightened out of our senses by cold, clammy hands reaching out to grab us and even shrieking wildcats under the beds. We were glad to find at last a dimly lighted room where nothing worse happened to us than handling the remains of some unfortunate departed being and the usual Hallowe'en stunts. Our third party consisted of a Thanksgiving dinner. This was held held in the Home Economics room. The rooms were attractively decorated, and the tables were beautified by the flowers, favors and dainty place cards. After dinner we played bridge, after which we left with a happy satisfied feeling- -this too had been a huge success! Variety is the spice of life! This was proven by our next party planned by Mr. Preston and Mr. Shear and consisting of pleasure com- bined with education. First we all went on a sleigh ride party, after which we returned to the school house and enjoyed a speech on South America given by Mr. Thompson of Perry. Bridge followed and prizes were given. The program of the April group was held in the school building. It consisted of a one-act play the Florist Shop , the cast consisted of some members of the faculty. Cast Maude fFlorist's Book-keeperj .,,,,,,,,. ,,,,,,,,,,, M iss Taylor Henry QTough Office Boyj .....,...,,,.. ,,.,,,,,,,,4,, M r, Bugbee Slovsky Uewish Proprietorj .....,.,,........... ,,,,,,,,,,.,. M r, Shear Miss VVells fTimid Spinsterl ............,.,......,,,,,..,., ,,.,,,, , ,,,,, M iss Bishop Mr. Jackson fFiancee of Miss VVe1lsj ..,..,.... ,,,,,,,,,,,, M r, Nelson Page thirty This is a delightful play taken from the Harvard Dramatic Club Playsv which have become famous. Mrs. S. Robinson and Miss Coleman helped direct and stage the play. The Faculty Glee Club sang and Mrs. Robinson contributed two lovely vocal selections. Later a delicious supper was served to a hungry group. Every month working through an energetic committee we were entertained and it would be hard to state whether the Ghost Party, sleigh ride, bridge party, or dinner was the most popular. There will be one more party fas yet a secret as to typej. The May-June committees are to combine for a grand finale. All of the teachers are looking forward to next year,s activities. A full length play to be given in the fall is one of the plans under way. LIFE WOULD BE DULL IF- Prof. didn't have that little idea of perpetual motion of l1is, to be employed in halls. Miss I-Ianchette wasn't tl1e good sport that she is. Ora Putney was as harem-scarem as Liz Donnelly. Ercil Phillips didn't take such an interest in Miss Hanchette. VVe didn 't see the smiling faces of Eleanor Spink, Ida Lape- dies, Helena Gallett, Ernest Baker and Helen O'Brien around the halls. Annetta Cahill didn 't have a new wise-crack a day. Glenn Copeland wasn't sarcastic and funny like that. Bub Moyer went with any girl besides Ruth. Charles Pettengill hadn't suddenly grown up since the Sr. Play. Stiffy Whitlock didn 't fall in love with a new girl every week. Edwin Wagenblass was any taller, and didn 't ask questions. Charles Thomson had a scowl instead of a smile. Stuart Gay ever got lower than ninety in a test. Art Firestine ever did get ninety in a test. Spot Smith didn 't have that pleasant little chuckle. Margaret Beuerlein wasn't raving about a different boy every other day. Bob Shererd ever gave the correct answer in a class. Ernest Arrnendinger wasn't such a wild boy. Prof. didn 't Wear rubber heels. We didn't have five weeks tests to keep us interested in school. VVe ever had chapel any later than 9:15. Miss McCarthy didn 't call everyone dear, Page thirty-one , AM I INTRUDING N a dark and dreary Friday night, the twenty-second of March, the Senior Class of the Warsaw High School presented at the Farman Theatre, the mys- ' tery comedy, Am I Intrudingf' Due to the excellent acting of the amateurs selected from the Senior Class, the play is said to be the best home talent play ever staged. As the audience was leaving the theatre, phrases of approval were in the air. Am I Intrudingi' is a modern comedy, full of humor, based on a mystery plot that holds the attention of all from beginning to end. The cast consists of twelve people each one having an opportunity to do a bit of real acting. The action hangs around the efforts of Horace Vare, a wealthy business man, to keep from being frozen out of the Bluebird Motor Corporation in which he is a heavy stockholder. In this role, Charles Thompson proved to be a middle aged business man of distinction. Blair Hoover, an adventurer, acquires some notes of Vare's when the latter is financially embarrassed. Hoover threatens tonruin him unless he will sell his Bluebird stock. Hoover was portrayed by Roger Young who certainly acted the part of a polished rascal, ready to tLu'n all things to his own advantage. In the midst of Mr. Vare's financial trouble, Jerry, the son of an old Comrade of his, appears. Who could better have portrayed this rustic tornado from the country, than Glenn Copeland? If we did not know him, we might say he was a professional actor. Jerry not only decided to save Vare's stock but to win the love of his daughter. He acts about as much at home in the refined Vare household as the prov- erbial 'fbull in the china shop? Along with his courtship of Margie, he furnishes much entertainment for the audience by his country shy- ness for the girls. Margiels role was cleverly handled by Elizabeth Nugent. We believe she must have had more experience than any- one realizes to be able to keep her affection from Jerry under such per- fect control. Annetta Cahill was Margies' sister, Vi, but a somewhat slangily inclined young lady. She was devoted to Peter, better known as Charles Pettingill, who here acquired the virtues of a loyal but disgruntled young lover. Helena Gallett was devoted to Dickie. She deserves praise for her excellent appearance. QI wonder if she ever really did lisp ?J Who do you think Dickie was? Sherwood Baker, not a Senior but one pro- gressing to that long hoped for position. What a thoroughly romantic fellow! Possibly his dear little mustachen helped matters along. Page thirty-three The little French maid, Mona, known to us as Irene Matteson, deserves a word, but she really must not use her eyes. 'T is dangerous! And she must learn to have better control of her emotions! The part of the studious young lady, a niece of Mr. Vare's, who was engrossed in uplifting the world, was acted by Charlotte Powers. It is amazing how some people surprise us. Despite the goggles and stately walk we knew her. Her seriously appearing secretary, Ernest, certainly made a fine Englishman. Ken Barlow was a good secretary and to the amazement of all-they became engaged. Mrs. Hastings, the housekeeper for the Vare,s, is known as Char- lott Higgins. She took her part as a mysterious lady, very well, an- other one who keeps her talent hidden. It is needless to say that the great amount of the success of the play goes to Miss Zeh, our Senior advisor, and Miss Reed, who so faithfully coached the cast. VVe, the Seniors, wish to thank the coaches and the students who put forth so much effort to make it a success. The detail work was skillfully handled by the following people: Harold Moyer, Advertising Mana gerg Raymond Smith, Stage Manager, QPropertiesJ g Program Committee-Arthur Firestine, Irene Avery, Beulah Clark, Ruth Wheeler, and Dayton Eddy. .,. ..l..-- SKIT-DOO It was on one of those cold crisp evenings, a few days before Christmas, that searching for excitement, I suddenly found myself walking up South Main Street. As I passed a large newly-constructed building, I saw a crowd of people rushing themselves through the entrance. I joined the mob. As I passed through the door I was met by several young girls, looking very attractive in gayly-colored summer clothes. My instinct told me the faces were familiar. On closer inspection I found that I was right, these ushers were members of the Blast Staff under whose auspices the entertainment, Skit-doo',, was being presented. With Lucile Fralick as announcer, we were first entertained with A Nordic Mysteryi' which carried us back to the year 1000. The play was admirably acted out by the following cast: Helene Coleman .............. - ............. , .,.............,............. The wife Charles Thompson ............. ............ T he husband Norman Richardson .............. - ........... .................... A brother Branford Millar .......................... - ................... - ............. - ..... A lord Robert Pettengill, Howard Cate and Austin Wellman ............................................,.............. - ............. - ..... Soldiers Page thirty-four Our announcer next informed us that the scene would shift to the Sunny South. The setting for this skit was a negro cabin, with Sarah Chimera looking very characteristic as a negro mammyf' Julius Shapiro and Bill Poste were most amusing as negro boys who entertained the audience with tumbling, jokes and a generally funny repartee carried out in excellent negro dialect. And as the crux of this skit Sarah got a big hand from the audience for her dance which is known t3 be so characteristic of the southland- The Charleston -as only Sarah could have done it. After this the audience was relieved of a little of its money, for who could resist these winsome ushers appealing to us to buy a SchrafTt . Again the curtains were drawn and we were shown a bit of col- legiate atmosphere which represented a college boy's room. The name of this skit was KA Campus Belle . This was a lively moving one-act play which was well acted out by Norman Van Slyke, Bob Shererd and Dayton Eddy. We were also favored with Warsaw's Dolly Sisters as we know to be Eleanor Spink and Esther Watson, whose dancing and singing was next to professionalism. After this entertainment there was dancing for those who wished to remain. Many availed themselves of this opportunity, and so until the Cinderella hour dancing was enjoyed by a crowd of young people. The Staff received encouraging compliments for their work. The successful result however, was due to the splendid efforts of Miss Reed, our English teacher. Sure we'll try it again sometime! GOOD-BYE FORTUNE CAST Mr. Blank QAD ........ - ............. -... ............. Husband Mrs. Blank fMaryJ ....,.... ...- ............................. W ife Uncle Joe ....................... -. ........ - ................ ..- ....... , ............. Rich Uncle Jack Brown ..... - .......... ..... - ................ - .......... ........... A f riend of Al's. Setting A nice home in an Ohio city. May 1928. ACT I. Scene 1. Un reception hallj Mary-I am thru telling you to find a home elsewhere for your lazy friend in the other room. He never wears a collar or necktie and Page thirty-five is always sitting around in his stocking feet. I'm absolutely thru and I mean it. Either he goes or I leave. A1-Now Mary, don't get another one of those streaks on. Jack is a good fellow hut he's out of work and he's going to stay because he was my friend in the war and saved my life more than once. Now be reasonable Mary. Mary-No sir, I tell you I'm going. Al-Oh-but, you canst do that because Uncle Joe is coming to see us-especially you-because he never saw you and if you go so does our fortune. He'l1 disinherit us. Mary-I dontt care, I hope he does. I don't want the money and I hope you d0n't get it. fExeunt Maryj fThe door is slammedj Al-Q To himselfJ Now what am I to do? No wife and soon no fortune. I guess I'll have to get a wife before Uncle Joe comes. fGoes and sits downj If he ever sees this house in ths condition it is in everything will be spoiled. fMeditatesj Brrr-rr-rr-rrr Al-The door bell. -1-I wonder if it's Mary coming back. fOpens doorj Errr-wh-why, hello Uncle Joe. Co-Come in and have a chair. fRuns into parlorj Jack, get upstairs with you. I don't want uncle to see you here. Quick now. fComes back to Unclej I just happened to think I left the cat in the same room with the gold fish and I had to put him out. Excuse me for a minute Uncle while I clean up the house. Mary has been gone for several days and the place is in bad order. I don't think Mary will be home until to- morrow. Maybe it will be two or three days. Uncle-If you don't mind I'll stay with you. This is the kind of a life I like. QThe two go in to clean the parlor upj Scene II. QJack's roomj Al-Jack, you'll have to lay low until the old man goes, and he ainit going until Mary comes, and I guess she won't be here right a- way. I've got to find a wife. I'll bring you your grub but you stay here. I'll have a wife in a couple of days. Page thirty-six Jack-Alright, Itm satisfied. I can sleep all the time, but don't forget the eats. Scene III. fParlor-About three days laterj Uncle-Say, Al, I don't believe you ever had a wife. Is this a pure attempt for deceiving me? My terms were that I'd leave you and YOUR WIFE my fortune but not you. If you didn't have a wife to control it the money would be gone in a year. If she doesn't come in an hour I'm going- fDoor bursts openj Mary-Al, dear, Iive found out something that neither of us ever knew before. Oh, pardon me. I don't know this man. Al-It's Uncle Joe. Mary. This is my wife, Uncle. What is the big hustle? What did you find out? Mary-Itis about Jack. He's my brother, MY BROTHER. You remember my mother died about a year ago. Well, she left a letter for me in the hands of a lawyer to he delivered to be in a year from her death. I was at the lawyer's office yesterday and he gave me the letter. It said I had a brother twelve years older than I, who ran away from home when he was ten. They never heard from him un- til five years later. He was working on the docks in Chicago. They tried to get word to him to come home but he was gone before they reached him. About ten years later when the war broke out they heard that he had enlisted under the name of J ack Brown. The reason they never told me was very evident because he was thought to be worthless and a black sheep in the family. I think this Jack Brown is my brother. The ages correspond. Al-So you'll really let him stay, Huh? And not make any fuss? I just knew you would, Honey. Uncle .I oe, you haven't seen him yet. He'll be down after a while. Mary-Yes, and he can stay as long as he wants to. He's MY brother, Al. Uncle--Really, I think you two are the happiest couple I know of. You both have my good will and some time you won't be sorry that I liked you. Mary-We'll have to go up and see Jack now. Well, Al, we are happy again. Letts stay that way. Al-You bet, Mary. This is real life. THE END Page thirty-seven A SHIVER CHASER UST one hundred years ago to-night an old miscr- gi ugly and cross as sin-died in his old three-storied ,F 36 brick house on the corner. No one ever talked about ' his burial, in fact, no one would have been certain ,ZQJQ that he was dead except that he hadn't been seen '47, about the town for the past hundred years. Just fifty years ago Don Reilly, the only venturesome lad in the town at that time, decided to visit this old house. lt is told by some of his friends fthey are now old, old menj that he was last seen open- ing the door of the crumbling corner-house. They claim that inside of half an l1our an uncanny bell rang forth from the old skylight and a dreadful moan echoed forth upon the cold night. Don Reilly was never seen again. Now this night is the hundredth anniversary of the old miser's death. Joe Keller, an active boy and as brave as Don Reilly, decides to solve the mystery. He brings with l1i1n three friends who are to wait outside for him. As they pass through the tall grass surrounding the house, briars and rank weeds dig their ankles. The tall pines cast weird shadows across their path, owls sound their warning from the tree-topsg bats swoop down from the skylight as if to caution them back. Joe, however, is not a quitter and he walks straight to the door. The door squeaks and comes open with a sudden jerk, snaps and clicks behind him as he steps inside. He realizes that he is locked in. However, l1e soon forgets this for from the skylight comes an echoing scream which made Joe shudder for the first time. Molionlcss, he stands and listens. He hears something coming down tl1e stairs. There is a CLANK CLANK and then a SQUISH SQUISH as if the mysterious object approaching is dragging rusty chains and wearing wet shoes. It is now on the second story. Joe gets out l1is powerful flashlight for Page thirty-eight immediate action. In a moment the unbelievable figure appears at the head of the stairs and at the sight of Joe seems to go insane. It rages and makes gestures at him. Finally, with its eyes crossed, and its mouth open, the horrible creature slowly descends the stairs. Joe notices a queer light circling about its head that makes it most easily seen. As Joe turns his flashlight toward this creature, it disappears. He turns his flashlight off, and there it is again-now nearly at the foot of the stairs. Running to the next room, Joe .hides terror-stricken beneath the stair case. He sees the strange light pass him and go into an old room that used to be the kitchen. There it stays for about five minutes. This gives Joe a chance to look around for the first time. He notices how old, musty and dirty everything is. Rats, in a frenzy of fright, scurry in every direction. Soon the light comes from the kitchen, heading straight for Joe. Here it stops about four feet from the quaking boy. This is the first time Joe sees him closely. The monster is seven feet tall and very thin. Its feet and hands are scaly and wet. Long, yellow finger nails about an inch and a half in length curve like the sharp claws of a hawk. It wears a white gown splattered with blood. It's neck is wet and scaly also. Its face is most hideous with wild sunken eyes. Two holes in its face serve for a nose. Its teeth stick out in all directions, two of which grow through its upper lip and curve about its nose. Short, spiky, hair on top of its head resembles a jagged brush. One glance at the creature is enough for Joe. The half-human creature looks at Joe and, lifting its arm, points to the door three times and then returns to the skylight. .I oe goes to the door. It is un- locked-surely by nothing else than the creature's super-natural power. In less time than it takes to tell it, Joe decides not to leave, but to stick it out if such were possible. He comes shakily but stealth- fully up to the next story. The monster, groaning and howling, ap- pears again and points to the door.A This time it points only twice. Joe is very upset and hurries downstairs. He opens the door and just as he is about to go, he decides to stick to it if one of his friends will come with him. He whispers hoarsely and with a gasp but his friends had left long ago, for they were terrified by the screams. All J oe's courage comes back. He'd stick it out if they all deserted him. The fresh air makes him feel better and he returns with a club. He hears nothing except the scurrying rats, an owl makes the whole building echog now and then a bat flies against his face. When Joe reaches the top story he waits at the head of the stairs expecting to see the creature. But-it did not come. He notices a flood of moonlight Page thirty-nine upon the floor of the center room. He approaches it, club in hand and with all determination. Upon reaching this place, all courage leaves him. He screams and drops his club for before him lay the remains of the old miser and the former adventurer. These lay in the streams of moonlight which Joe then notices comes from the skylight. A shadow crosses the light on the floor. He looks up and sees the monster, crouching hideously in the opening of the skylight. He turns to flee but finds himself too overcome with fright to do so. He screams and at the same time there is a flash and a howl. A bell rings in a ghastly manner from the sky- light. A long thin hand with poisonous fingernails clutches at Joe's ADAM'S APPLE leaving a trail of slime across his face. -Max Wright ,31 i WHEN THE NEUROSES BLO0M Mr. Gallup hadn,t wanted to be an uncle in the first place. But if oneis sister will get married and have children what can one do about it? Mr. Gallup did his best and took up the duties of uncle- hood just where they had been laid down by his own uncles in the latter part of the nineteenth century. He began to smoke a pipe and act whimsical. The pipe made him rather dizzy at first, and his at- tempts at joviality were rather misunderstood at first by his business associates, who accused hi1n of drinking during office hours. But he persevered. He practiced being able to carve boats with jacknives at a moment's notice, and he prepared himself to be able to answer questions concerning the home life of birds, animals and in- sects. By the time his nephew was five years old Mr. Gallup was a seasoned uncle. He could smoke his pipe without choking and be elfin in a bluff , hearty way without being self-conscious. But Uncle Ned had not yet learned that the budding genius of modern childhood is too cultivated for comfort, and that the present day fairy tale must allow for complexes and fixations-except when mother and the psychologists are not looking. But he was soon to learn all this and more too. When little Chester climbed into his uncle's lap and asked him for a story, Uncle Ned thought he was the best-stocked story telling uncle on this planet. A story eh? he said taking his pipe from his mouth. Very well Chesterf' you shall have one--Hmm, let me see. Once upon a time-- And then suddenly Mr. Gallup experienced a slight attack of stage fright. For the life of him he could not remember a story. Page forty He felt like an after-dinner speaker who had been called upon too soon. Once upon a time- Mr. Gallup repeated and stopped. Little Chester waited and then reminded his uncle That makes twice upon a time. -in the middle of a deep, dark forest,', continued Mr. Gallup, moppinghis brow, lived um-er---ah-who do you think ?,' Peter Rabbit, suggested little Chester. That's it,', declared Mr. Gallup triumphantly. Peter Rabbit! Well, sir, one day Peter Rabbit called to his mother and said, 'Oh, mamma see what I found in the yard!! So Mrs. Rabbit came run- ning out of the house and sure enough there was something in the yard! Now what do you suppose it was ?', One of those damn carrotsf, replied little Chester. Yes, sir, a lovely carrot. And where do you suppose that carrot came from ? It came from Farmer Brown's gardenn conceded Chester. Listen Uncle Ned, who is supposed to be tellin' this story, you lor me ?,' VVhen the end of the story had been reached Mr. Gallup heaved a sigh of relief. '6VVell, he said, what do you think of it T' Little Chester was silent. I think Peter Rabbit had a mother fixationf' he said promptly. A what ? gasped Mr. Gallup. He subconsciously identified Farmer Brown with his mother, who had made him eat carrots when a baby. And that was why hc couldn't help eating carrots in Farmer Brown's gardenv little Chester explained. 'fYou see Uncle Ned, he was a paranoic, like Jack the Giant Killer? Like Jack the Giant Killer? echoed Mr. Gallup feebly. Yes, Jack had a pronounced psychosis. Of course he didn't really kill those giants. But his delusions of grandeur were so power- ful that he was able to convince himself and the entire village that he had done so. Mr. Gallup hastily put his nephew to the floor and excused him- self saying it was time for him to be in bed. But Mr. Gallup went home a sadder and wiser man. Before he retired he launched himself into a study of the new psychology. He read Freud, Jung, Dorsey, Schopenhauer, and Watson, in an effort to understand little Chester the better. And the next time little Chester said: Tell me a story, Uncle Ned, Mr. Gallup was able to speak the boy's own language. Very well, he said promptly, what story? Tell me about Red Riding Hood,', suggested Chester. Page forty-one Ah, yes, Mr. Gallup took off his glasses, frowned, and nodded. A remarkable case of schizophrenia. Over-compensation in the form of day-dreams and persecutory ideas. Miss Hood was the daughter of a peasant residing near Vescelna, home primitive, but comfortable, environment wholesome. Family history shows no hereditary taint. although one brother is said to have played a saxaphone. Miss Hood had the usual child-like diseases, such as mumps, measles, and whoop- ing cough, but with no sequelae. She began to suffer from delusions early in life. At the age of four she confessed to a belief in fairies. Upon cross-examination, however, she admitted that she had never seen one. She also spoke frequently, and somewhat incoherently of an old man who drove a team of reindeer and who would she said, 'climb down the chimney on Christmas eve and fill her stocking with toys.' She even asserted that she heard the reindeer scampering across the roof at night-- Auditory hallucinations, remarked Chester knowingly. The neurosis from which Miss Hood suffered reached its crux, one Sunday afternoon, Mr. Gallup continued, 'fwhen she was or- dered to take a basket of fruit to her grandmother, who was ill. In order to reach her grandmother's house it was necessary for her to walk through a dark forest. This Miss Hood did, but with great reluctance, for she imagined that there were wild animals in this forest, waiting to devour her. This persecutory idea was so strong that by the time she arrived at her grandmother's cottage she had a definite paranoid psychosis which caused her to identify her grandmother as a large ferocious wolf. She even commented upon the largeness of her grandmother's teeth, al- though the old lady had none whatsoever. These hallucinatory phenomena persisted until Miss Hood fled from the cottage in a terror. Accosting a wood cutter whom we shall call 'fX,' she implored him to return to her grand1nother's cottage and slay the wolf. Mr. Gallup paused for a moment to heighten the suspense of his story, but the dramatic effect was lost on little Chester, he was fidget- ing in his chair and gazing out of the window. Er---ah-shall I go on ? asked Mr. Gallup. Oh, yes, by all means, said little Chester. A'It's a very interest- ing and unusual case. But his voice lacked enthusiasm, and his man- ner was inattentive. A warm breeze blew the curtains apart, there was a shrill whistle of some excited youth, and the leathery PLUNK of a baseball landing in a mitt was quite audible, and inviting to Chester. What was that? asked Mr. Gallup. Another auditory halluc- ination ? A , Page forty-two No, replied his nephew wistfully, that's Tubby Miffin and Bed Wells and Snooty Reed. They're playing one ol' cat. I seef, said Mr. Gallup. Their relative intelligence is below par, and the psychologists say I shouldn't associate with them. Red is only a high grade moron, but he has a peach of a curve, and Snooty can field like no one else in this town. Mr. Gallup nodded. '6Perhaps you would like to go out and study their reflexes, he suggested. After all, if you intend to be a psy- chiatrist you must study all types of intelligence. The moron, the merrierf' Atty ol' pepper! shouted Chester, as he dashed out of the house with a whoop of joy. Batter up! Let's goli' Despite the best efforts of the psychologists, mused Mr. Gallup, Boys will be boys-not guinea pigs. WRITING FOR THE BLAST I take my pen in hand to enlighten posterity as to the difficulties of writing for the '6Blast. I get my paper and ink, fuss around looking for a chair, and spend about ten minutes drawing pictures on scrap paper. After about fif- teen minutes of fooling, my conscience begins to bother me, and I rack my brain to think up something not too bromidic. My mind, however, refuses to function and wanders off into space. I try to concentrate and just as I get an idea, a bang is heard, and I realize that in my innocent agitation, I have stuck 1ny elbow in the ink. A scram- ble ensues and by the time things are righted the pen has simply dis- appeared. It's really just rolled under my paper, but I do not realize this for about five minutes. Time seems to go at a snail's pace. Fin- ally, an idea strikes me and I write fast and furiously for about two minutes. A relapse follows this spurt of intellect. I let my mind wander as it will, thinking of all subjects from why Miss Zeh's voice sounds so deep in Ancient History class, to what I would do if I had been Medea, Jason's sweetheart. Having come to the conclusion on the first question that it is because of the high ceiling, and my imag- ination having run out on the second. I again cudgel my brain for an inspiration. At last it is time for supper. Ah! bless that dinner bell. QThis is figuratively speaking for we really don't have bells.j Later, refreshed by supper and solemnized by the monstrous amount of les- sons before me, I settle to workg and at last, peace reigns, for my topic is completed. B. E. S. Page forty-three THE ENGLISH SHIP SETS SAIL We,re off !', the captain shouted as the ship left the mainland. The good ship English Ill, set sail on October sixteenth nine- teen hundred and twenty eight for the port of Batavia High School. The captain, Miss Reed, was a person of excellent ability to direct the voyage of the mighty vessel. Soon after seven o'elock the last sailor was boarded and the anchor hauled. Without a mishap the ship hove to, waiting for the command to enter the port. Our passes were distributed as we entered therein. Then before our eyes was unfolded, numerous scenes of ancient Rome and a glance into the life and circumstances of the death of Julius Caesar. Caesar himself, displayed a manner of pride and command. Cassius through eloquent speech convinced many, of the value of vocabulary. Brutus, a true Roman and a most human figure. Antony, a friend of Caesar's was well acted. We were assured that this voyage to such an interesting port would prove valuable in the future. The ship dropped anchor in the home port before midnight and the sailors went ashore to tell the tale of the wonders of the deep. L. F. 330. THE SLEUTH'S COMPANION I must have good detective storiesf, said Secretary Kellog, as he boarded the Leviathan, homeward bound from his peace triumphs in Paris. What would have happened if there had been no good de- tective stories on board the ship, one trembles to think. It is a national tradition that every man of affairs-political af- fairs at least--relaxes his mind by devouring the latest mystery thrill- ers. Presidents, diplomats, and even members of the State Legislat- ure seek relief from the cares of office by puzzling over the disappear- ance of Mrs. de Peyster's diamond necklace. As soon as the day's work is over, they demand the sleuth, the old sleuth, and nothing but the sleuth. A mere child psychologist could explain this fondness for tales of crime and violence that most law-abiding citizens have. There is the belief in the back of every manis mind that if Fate hadnit made him a bank president or a Senator or a corporation official, he would have been a first rate detective-just as every woman believes that she could make a fortune as an interior decorator, or by managing a tea- room. Page forty-four After a lifetime of repression, these amateur detectives are com- ing into their own. A popular form of entertainment has been intro- duced into social circles, called the murder party. This is not a get- together of Chicago gunmen for the purpose of eliminating super- fluous voters, it is a highly edifying diversion, in which our best people participate. The hostess gives her guests a description of an imaginary crime with certain important details omitted. The guests are then asked to supply the missing details by process of education. lt is almost as much fun as trying Regents in June-quite as puzzling. Some of the crimes are just too baffling. Take for example The Blake AiTair,' with which Mrs. Perkins agitated the master minds of the Westbrook Literary Society. At midnight John Blake, a wealthy bachelor, was found dead in the library of his home in Park Ave. There were 110 marks of violence on his body, but near him lay a paper-knife in the form of a dagger, and on the sleeve of his black velvet dressing robe was a sprinkling of fine white powder. The bookshelves were in an unaccustomed dis- order as if they had been ransacked in a hasty search for something, possibly a hidden object, dozens of volumes had been pulled from their places on the shelves and they lay in wild disorder on the floor. Conspicuous among the heaps of books was a copy of a magazine folded open at an article on American Kulturef, by H. L. Mencken. T he police thought nothing of it at the time and they don't think much of it even now. On the morning following the discovery of Blake's body, a de- tective from Headquarters found a mysterious note thrust into the neck of an empty milk-bottle which was standing just outside the door of an apartment occupied by Blake's nephew. Cyril Maltravers. It read, Please leave 2 qts. grade A. hereafter, instead of 1 qt. grade B. Also 1 pt. of cream every other morning-Anxious. When confronted with this note Maltravers broke down and con- fessed that he had written it, but he knew nothing of the death of his uncle. Suspicion was directed towards him, however, for it was known that he was John Blake's heir and the nature of the note indi- cated that the writer was planning to live on a more lavish scale than he had in the past. Reconstructing the scene in the library on the night of Blake's death, the police arrived at the conclusion that Maltravers had called upon his uncle to ask for money, that a violent quarrel had ensued, and that Maltravers had threatened his uncle with the dagger, causing him to suffer a fatal heart attack. The questions to be answered were: 1 Were the police correct in their theory? Page forty-five 2. Who was responsible for the death of John Blake? flf you are unable to solve this problem in less than five min- utes turn the page upside down. Then turn it right side up again and relax, allowing the weight to rest evenly on the balls of the feet. The correct answers are given below.J 1 Of course not. 2 H. L. Mencken. In his article on American Kulturev Mr. Mencken states that you can go-into the library of the average boobus Amerieanusv, and find nine-tenths of the books with their leaves still uncut. A magazine con- taining the article was lying among the books near John Blake's body. It was evident that Blake, reading it had remembered that most of the books in his library had uncut pages. Stung by Mencken's accusation he seized the dagger-shaped paper knife, and set out to remedy the defect. He worked without stopping for many hours, painstakingly cutting the pages of volume after volume. And shortly after mid- night as he was finishing Vol. XXLV of Masterpieces of the Worldis Literaturev, he died of exhaustion. The white powder on the sleeve of his black velvet dressing gown was paper dust. Cyril Maltravers was acquitted. I Since the appearance of these murder parties, family conversa- tion has assumed a morbid tone, for all the problems concern the tak- ing of human life. Be it ever so humdrum, thereis no plot like homi- cide. No longer are we alarmed when grandma puts her knitting down and says gently: If I shot you in the back as you were walk- ing upstairs, would your body fall back wards or forward ? We know that she is merely pondering over last night's murder problem. And this brings us to the unaccountable silence of Mr. Hoover on the subject. Mr. Hoover's private and public utterances have been broadcast, his opinions on farm relief, Pan-American relations, water power control, the limitations of armaments, and the nobility of ex- periments, his preference in dogs, his taste in cigars, and what he eats for breakfast-all of these are front page subjects. But there is one question which remains unanswered, does Mr. Hoover read detective stories? As yet he has said nothing which would indicate his position in the matter. PHILOSOPHY OF NO CONNECTION It was a raw, windy day in the autumn of nineteen hundred and two. My business had necessitated a visit to the city of Boosterville. By the way, I might mention that the needs of the inhabitants of this Page forty-six city were satisfied by one general store which, I presume, will take inventory in about seven years although, closing out sales are held annually, I am told. With this in mind I decided to investigate my territory. The windneeded my brown derby more than I did so I sought refuge in the store. I purchased a stick of gum and drew near a coal stove which stood in the rear of the building. I noted a rather disdainful look from a heat-absorber who sat by the fire and who in- troduced himself as T. B. Woodtick, the sole aristocrat of the city. The name fitted him but I doubted the aristocratic phase of the sub- ject. Nevertheless, the old fellow interested me and I engaged him in conversation. I well remember the words he used to prove that his reputation could not be disputed. He said, I have had, have, and will have no connection whatever in any respect with the common folk of this world. I lead an individual and aristocratic lifef, A thorough investigation of my part produced the following in- formation. The great-grandfather of T. B. Woodtick was a pirate who disowned his only son. His grandfather was a brick layer. T. B.'s aristocracy had descended to him in the form of a legacy of fifty thousand pounds which was a small portion of his great-grandfather's estate. The statement of the honorable gentleman did not coincide with his personal effects. He smoked a corn-cob pipe manufactured in Germany by prole- tarians. He filled it with tobacco picked by singing negroes who needed nothing but a banjo and watermelon to make them happy. He wore a suit made from wool produced by the sheep of Australian ranchers and woven by a poor Hollander. His shirt was made of cot- ton grown in southern United States, picked by negroes, handled by rough seamen, manufactured into cloth in New York and button- holed in a sweat shop in the worst slum district. His tic was made by a Hindoo whose life had been ruined by caste. His shoes were made from the hides of western steers corraled and branded by cowboysg the hides had been tanned by day laborers and the shoes manufact- ured by a traveling cobbler. He wore an ivory charm made from an elephant tusk carried out from the Congo region by a native into whose foot a chigger had burrowed his way, and carved by an old Japanese hermit. In his lap lay a rubber rain-coat manufactured from rubber gathered in the Amazon forests by sulking half-breeds whose backs were striped by the whips of foreigners. His beard was colored with tea picked by Chinese coolies. His face was scarred by the sword of a peasant. Yet he said he lived an individual life. Not many months ago I was passing through Roosterville and was attracted to a huge monument in the cemetery near the highway. Page forty-seven The caretaker explained that it was the monument of the aristoerat T. B. Woodtick who had designated that his entire estate be used to erect a memorial to him and who had written his own epitaph. He invited me toinspect the monument and as I neared it I read: Thomas Berthus Woodtick 1828-1906 He had no connection what ever, in any respect with the common folk of this world. He lived an individual and aristocratic life. Out of curiosity I enquired what caused the old man,s,death and learned that the storekeeper had hinted that as long as T. B. utilized most of the heat he might contribute toward the coal. This so upset him that he died to spite mankind in general. My only objection is not that he died, but that there are others like him. AFTER THE CALL IS OVER One bright sunshiny day in the year 5000 B. C. Ug returned to his cave after a hard day's work gathering his food in the form of lion's heads, tigers, birds, and other choice hors d'ouvers. On enter- ing his solitary domain, lie found Gug who lived up on the mountain peak bordering Ug's cave. Ug was greatly puzzled. Now what was Gug doing here. Hadn't he a perfectly good cave of his own ?' Of course he had. Why, then, had he come to Ug's cave? But Ug must be sociable to his neighbor if it was socialibility that Gug wanted, so he threw down his club, drew up a bear skin before the fire and pro- ceeded to ask Gug about his wife and children. Wasnlt it nice weather? Didn't he hope it would rain before long? Did he hear the scandal about Mug's son? And so far into the nightl. Thus we have the origin of the social call. Although overnight calls are not so frequent as they used to be, and can usually be avoided by exercising a little firnmcss and foresight, it is still impossible to set a definite time limit upon the ordinary social call. Conversations which have been given up as dead in the drawing room will come to life and linger for hours when transferred to the vestibule. I There seems to be something about the mere sight of umbrella stands, hatracks, and galoshes which opens the floodgates of memory, stimulates the imagination, enlarges the vocabulary and loosens the tongue. The man who was so dumb at the dinner table becomes an inexhaustible rencontreur as soon as he gets a hand on the door knob. The young lady who said nothing but Oh, re-ally?', at tea, grows gar- rulous the moment she picks up her gloves. Inspiration rides on the Page forty-eight blast from the half-open door, repartee.rules the draughty canyon between parlor and porch. The right. the noble course, would be to say, I've had a very pleasant time. Goodbye! lmand stride out of the house without more adieu. But the vestibule is no swift river rushing to the open sea. It is a sluggish canal, with at least three locks which must be negotiated. Lock 1. fWhat a perfectly gorgeous scarflll is encountered when you put on your wraps. It leads to a lengthy discussion of wear- ing apparel, department stores, advertising, the unreliability of news- papers and why Mr. Bleuksop resigned from the country club. VVhen you open the door, some fifteen minutes later, you find yourself at Lock 2a-tllavenit we been having the most amazing weather?J This involves a detailed weather report, a comparison of the temperature of California and Florida, a comparison of the temperature of a year ago, an assertion that one doesn't mind the cold so much as long as it isn't a damp cold, a conjecture as to whether most of the influenza cases of the winter weren't just cases of the old fashioned grippe-an admission perhaps, that we aren't as healthy as our grandfathers were-Wa guess as to how old a person has to he before he can claim to be a hundred years old and whether death is the End of Everything. Crossing the threshold you reach Lock 3eC Good-bye! You must come over and see us sometimej This necessitates explanations as to why one doesnit go out oftener, an enumeration of the responsi- bilities of parenthood, a denunciation of the public school system and the younger generationis idea ol a good time. and a pessimistic com- mentary upon the price and quality of liquor. When every topic of conversation has been exhausted, you slide down the street, crabwise, similing re-assuringly at your host to show him you are still his friend, even though you are leaving him. A moment later the door closes and you are a free man! Obviously, the logical thing to do would be to transpose the ves- tibule and the living room. This would improve the quality of the conversation and encourage abrupt farewells. Wllilt the world needs is some way of saying Hgood-bye in less than three-quarters of an hour. Lueile Fraliek: Give me a quota- Miss Zell: Didn't I tell you to be tion from the Bible. prepared with your history lesson? Isabel Christ: Judas Wellt and And here you are unable to repeat a hanged himself. word of it. Lucilez And another? Sherwood: I didn't think it was Isabel: Goo thou and do like- necessary, I've always heard that wise. history repeats itself. l A .. Page forty-nine WOULDN'T IGNORAN CE BE BLISS ? lf Caesar had been born a girl, And Cicero a mute, If Virgil to creation all, Was a myth we could refute, Or, if Latin Grammar were extinct And its contents but a dream, If Home had never existed What a heaven school would seem. Suppose that Ancient History fAnd I mean Modern, too,J Was just a foolish idiom That concerned not me or you, Or suppose the world was ignorant. Of times that used to be, Suppose there were no records Wouldn't School from care, be free? Now I've always hated riddles, 4 And puzzles of every kind, So imagine what a conundrum Algebra was to my poor mind, They say it's most beneficial, To stimulate the brain, But I, for one, Wouldn't miss it, If they never taught it again. I know there are at least a score, That I refrain from mentioning here But if I rambled on to more, There'd be a revolt, I fear. Because I'd change each subject Regardless of the rule, 'Till every lisping infa11t, Would ery to go to school. MAMIE FLYNN-FAILURE Yes sir, all of it Mamie Flynn was drawing out the tidy sum she had to her credit in a New York bank. That money spelled ten years of hard Work as a chorus girl in a stock company, a lucky Page fifty break on the stock markets due to a tip from Joie Cranns, and ten years of close living. Later, when she was talking to Gladys, her room-mate, be- fore she left for her old home town, she broke her habit of keep- ing her business to herself and opened her heart to her sympathe- tic friend. H011 Glad, I was so sure I'd be a success-everyone at home said I'd be a star if I'd only try. I felt as if a career was worth more than Danny 'cause I was a little fool. I soon found out I was no star but I was too proud to admit it. Then Danny mar- ried Celia Phillips and I couldn't go home. I never wanted an- other man but would never go back to Sacksville and see Danny and Celia together so I was going to live here always and pretend to be having a wonderful time. But now Marty wants to go to col- lege and he's a good 'boy so I'm going home and work in the mill and Marty can have my money-not much but if he 's careful it 'll do. Wlien Sid iired me this morning I knew I couldn't live here on that money-something in me said 'I'd go home and live cheap on a little salary so Marty could have his chance '-but oh, Glad it would all work swell if my conscience'd let me live here and write home and say I was a retired star, rich and happy and Danny would never know the difference but, things don't work that way. A few days later Mrs. Cullen and old Lottie George were talk- ing together. I-Iuh, I always thought Mamie Flynn lied when she said she was so successful. She's just a failure. Guess she shoulda' took Danny Greems alright-he 's doin right well now in the plumb- ing business. Oh yes, she's a failure alright. Guess Marty is the only one who'll be a success, in that family. Wliy I hear he's go- ing to college and take up law. That boy will go far. Liz Nugent: I thought you took Algebra last year. Annetta C.: I did, but the facul- ty gave me an encore. Lives there a. man who has not said Tomorrow I'1l get out of bed At six o'clock, and get my' home work done Before the rising of the sun? Lives there a man who has not said At six A. M. How good this bed Does feel, and snores till after eight, Then wonders why he is so late. --Exchange There was a young Chemistry tough, Who insisted on mixing some stuff, Then heated the vial, And after a. while They found his front teeth and a cuff. -Exchange. Laura. McCaffery: Oh dear! My hair is so long it's getting on my ner- ves. Miss Zeh in History class: Caesar met his Brutus, Napoleon his Water- loo, so will the class meet their re- gents, too. Page fifty-one HIGH SCHOOL CATALOGUE fAs we Would like it.D I. High School Calendar A. School will begin October 1. B. Holidays and vacations to be decided on by a vote of the Student Body. II. Student Body A. The student body to consist of two equal parts-Women, and good looking men. III. Marks A. Marks shall be from 90-100 in order to keep each student interested and encouraged. B. There are to be no tests unless on a petition of the class since tests are too strenuous for the students and too burdensome to the teachers. IV. Attendance A. This is a personal matter left entirely to the students. Courses I. French A. French Novels. B. Divorces. II. Mathematics A. Keeping an engagement book. B. Spending the week's allowance before the next Week's comes. III. Science A. Chemistry--a careful study of cosmetics and perfumes. B. Biology-How to eat and grow thin. C. Physics-Emphasis on a study of magnetism and the power of attraction. IV. English A. The latest Novels. B. The latest magazines. QEX. College Humor, Smart Setj C. Vocabulary Building QA concentrated study of latest slangj. V. Domestic Science A. The latest fashions. B. How to shorten skirts. C. The way to a man's heart. Page fifty-two VI. Music A. The study of the latest jazz. VII. Gymnasium A. Latest dance steps. B. How to reduce. State College, Ped ESSE QUAM VIDERE To be, rather than to seem, An inspiration for this careless age, To Worthy be of our true heritage, To be, rather than to seem. A beacon e'er calling to follow the gleam. An opportunity for light, To straightly follow on the path of right, To be, rather than to seem. An ideal, making real our dream Of future bright with achievement given To glorious cause for Which We've striven To be, rather than to seem. A light burning clear, a steady beam A heart Without fear, A help ever near, To be, rather than to seem. D. P. '29 T- Heyward Humphrey: If a man marries a widow named Elizabeth with three children, what does he get? Louis Millitello: Dunno, H. H.: A second-hand Lizzie and three runaboutsf' Failed in physics, failed in Math I heard him softly hiss- I'd like to shoot the guy that said That ignorance is bliss. Judge: Ten dollars fine. Emery Whitlock: foneearm driv- ingj Can you change a, twenty? Judge: Nope, twenty dolkars fine. Laura ClVEcCaffery: Say Doc, give me an excuse from gym class. I'm sick. A Doctor: How are you sick? Laura:1 Sick of going to gym class. Page fifty-three THINGS WE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT OUR TEACHERS If Mr. Preston was ever young and foolish and called Herbie,'. If Mr. If Mr. Nelson really is a loving husband. Clinch really has a steady. If Mr. Bugby rides a Kiddie-Kar around his house. If Mr. Shear cuts his mustache according to angles and degrees. lf Miss Hanchette enjoyed her Easter vacation. If Miss Zeh ever becomes angry and loses any of her savior fairen. If Miss Reed during her travels in Europe did not find her ideal mate. If Mrs. Robinson would write an article on How to be Happy Though Marriedn. If Miss Slater was ever a girlish co-ed. If Miss Munn likes her dead Romans. If Miss Butterfield and Miss Chase are related. V If Miss VVashburn's dreamy eyes refer to the Past, Present or Future. If Miss Bishop would tell us where she found the Fountain of Youth. If Miss Coleman has ever had offers to model clothes for Vogue , lf Miss McCarthy doesn't sing those love songs with a bit more sincerity than we do. How Miss Taylor gets that wayv. OUR OWN SONGBOOK gi When Irish Eyes are Smilingl' ,,,..,.., '6Hinky, Dinky, Parlay Voow ......... Ten Little Miles from Town ,...,..,.,, ,,,.,,,,,...,. J amie Lancastle Nugent Hanchette 6'E21St Slde, West Slde ',................. . .........,. ....,,...... E mmett Cahill Hlflff' ............................. ..................................................... .............. I c ia Lapedies VVhen Frances Dances With Me ',....,. ...,, ............... N o rm VanS1yke Makin' Whoopce ii... .,.......................,........,....,,,, ,,,.,.,,,,,, E v elyn Lawton I Want To Be Bad ',.., ,....,..,,,,. , r .,,,,,,,,.,,,i,, ,,,,,,,,,,,, E 1-gil Phillips Mean to Me ,,...,..... ..,,.,.,..,,., ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,A,,,,r, F 3 Culty HDEIDCC Little Lady ,,,,,,,, . ,,,,,,,,,,s,,,,,, Esther Watsgll Sonny B0y ,,............... ....... .......,., E 1 nery Whitlock Good Glfln ....,................,,,.,........ ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Y,.,,,, O ra Putney uDOH,l Be Tllilt ,,.... ..... ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.,,,A.., B Q tty Taylgf I VVanna Know Why ... ...,,,. ,,,,,,,,,,,, E 4 lwin Wagenblasg Wfogether We Two' ',,.... ..,.. .,,,,,,,,,,,,, B u b and Ruth Page fifty-four ,ff Ay:-Q ', 1' :w ' I 'S '5- Ng. ' g E D' iifyf' .hiipf x s.. 1, 11 -,. Q. 5 -. XA N ar ' x I '53- q4bv! f,ff! M F, 1, V A l',, Q 5 C f Q 'QA 5 ll 4 Lx ug .X .4 , f U.- N I!! Zi, ? -Qin' 1 1 A ' ' , s ? nw., ffm! 'jd lx Lv - - ..fJ!f 'lg l' l' - fgF - 4.,, .,.... X .,, ' -- ,fi I .t-,ut ' lx ,Um-1 - J f .j 'N- 1 Y -Y- VVarsaw VVarsaw YVarsaw 7 VN arsaw VVa rsa W VVarsa w VVa rsa w FOOTBALL 2 ,,,,,,,,,.,,,, ,,...., ...... L e Roy 25 12 A,YA,,,, ,, ..,,...,,......... Dansville 6 0 ...,.A ,A ..,A ,......,...., E ast Aurora 7 0 ............... ...- ..... Caledonia 12 19 ..,AA ,,,.., . A,,,............. A ttiea 0 0 A,vY4,,..,.,, . ....A....,.. Greigsville 12 0 ,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,A A AA.,.. 4AA,.A.,..,,,.,.,.................,................. Perry 0 Although the football season was not a success from the stand- point of victories, we must give the boys credit for their fighting spirit. We also must congratulate Mr. Bugbee upon turning out such a fighting team from the amount of material he had. The letter men were Captain Moyer, Manager Gay, and players Firestine, Moylan, Hain, Regan, Shcrerd, Lord, McGee, Landcastle, Johnson, Slocum, Van Slyke, Baker, Martin and Militello. Although those not letter men deserve much credit. In spite of the fact that we are losing several good 111011, we ex- iect to have a winning team the coming season. as 5 NOBILITY IN FOOTBALL tVVritten before Perry gamej CVVith Apologies to Alice Caryl True worth is in being, not seeming, In doing in each game that goes by Some little ground, gaining not dreaming Of great touchdowns to make by and by. For whatever men say in football And in spite of the rules and all, Many get hurt While playing Some serious-While others only fall, Lets not for these things tarry, But all get out and BEAT-PERRY. Page fifty-seven VVarsaw Warsaw Warsaw Warsaw VVarsaw Warsaw Warsaw Warsaw VVarsaw XVarsaw YVarsaw 12 26 29 26 15 25 24 11 10 15 10 BASKET BALL I. ...........Lancaster 11 Brockport 24 .,,..s.........,..Alumni 15 ..............Fillmore 25 ............Monroe 24 Boy 16 ............Perry 16 ..........Attica 13 Roy 11 ., ..... Perry 12 ......,......Attica 26 This yearrVVarsaw High had one of the fastest teams in VVyoming County. Although the team did not win the championship, they played teams from bigger schools. Much credit must he given to Manager Cope- land for the excellent manner in which he helped to bring about victory. Considering the on-coming material and the experienced men left from this season, we hope to have a Championship team next year. IllllllllllllIlllllIIIllIIIllIlllllllllllllllllllllz-f Page fifty-nine ,,'1n,,4.1, GIRLS' BASKET BALL VVarsaw 48 .....,L ...,...............,........ B liss 5 Warsaw 35 .,..,.. ......,.L....,..4 B rockport 1 Warsaw 27 ....... L......... O rchard Park 29 Warsaw 29 ...,,.. ....,................,.... P erry 14 VVarsaw 29 ......,..,,...................,...,... .........................,...,...... P erry 17 With J. Buchanan as captain and Liz Nugent as manager, thc Warsaw girls won four out ol' five games this year. At the end of thc season Coach Bughee was proud to present lctters to the following girls for their work with the team: J. Buchanan E. Smith E. Swain M. McGee I. Matteson G. Pctherick E. Schrader E. Nugent IIlIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIF Page sixty-one TRACK NOTES lt was about the middle of April when Mr. Shear posted the call for Track candidates. Most of last year's team was there and that helped a great deal. This year we have missed Branford Millar in the 100 yard dash, but Louie Millitello, Bernard Derrick and Eddie York are working hard, we expect much from them. Among other candi- dates for the team are Firestinc, Smith, Moyer, Johnson, Humphrey, Navaro, Murphy, Pettengill, Eddy, Millan and Wright. We all ought to get to Batavia on the fifteenth of June to see the meet there. Remem- ber that a little school spirit and a little school support is a big help to a track team. Ken Gay is managing the team very successfully. Q BASEBALL About twenty candidates answered the first call for baseball and received preliminary instructions in the gymnasium. However, when the outside work was started the squad narrowed down to twelve players. Two of the first three scheduled games were postponed be- cause of rain and another was cancelled by the disbandment of the Silver Springs team. However, on May eighth the team finally swung into action and turned in an 8 to 4 victory against Pike. May 10... ,....,.....,.. ...... ......,...,ciii.......,... W 2 irsaw. 10, Attica 11 May 17 ........... .. ......... Bliss 4, Warsaw 33 May 29 ........... ............ W arsaw 4, VVyoming 6 June 7 .,...,........... ......, ............,.,........... ....,.. N V 1 irsaw at Le Boy There is also a postponed game with Perry to be played at a later date, also one with Arcade. The line-up of the team for 1929 follows: Catcher, Moylang Ist base, McGee, 2nd base, H. Martin, 3rd base, Austing Short-stop, G. Baker, Left field, E. Baker, Center field, Sher- erdg Bight field, Peartg Pitchers, S. Baker, Norton. TENNIS TEAM Plans are under way for girls' and boys' tennis teams. The boys are already assured of a good team with Bill McGee and Charles Pet- tengill, both veteran players. The girls team is being coached under the able guidance of Charles Pettengill and Bill McGee. The sche- dule for games with other schools has not yet been arranged. Page sixty-two ODDLET POEMLET Down beside the rippling streamlet Angelina dreamed her dreamlet. Wllell, across the grassy lealet, Edwin came to plead his plealet. Where the thrushlet tuned his flutele' Thus the lover urged his suitlet. Sweetest flower in all the hamletf' There, beyond the second damlet. In the brooklet's silver armlet, Ties my peaceful little fannlet. Every pebblet on the shorelet, VVaits to see you pass my doorlet. Yours is every barnlet, shedlet, Potlet, panlet, roomlet, bedlet. Yours is every bloeklet, herdlet, Troutlet, froglet, beastlet, birdlet. Yours is every houselt, hutlet, Hidelet, hornlet, choplet. eutlet. Every chieklet, dueklet, pullet, Sheeplet, piglet, eowlet, bullet. Say you'll bless the gladdest homelct Under heaven's azure domlet! Angeline fetched a sighlet, While a tear begelnmed her eyelet. Twisting up a golden tresslet, Soft she breathed a bashful yeslet . On the digit of her handlet Edwin slipped a golden bandlet. Now she rules the rustic scenelet, Bridelet, bosslet, wifelet, queenlet S E Post Page sixty three THE GLEE CLUB AND ORCHESTRA The Glee Club and Orchestra are now estab- lished firmly in VVarsaw High. Both helped to make the Senior Play a success. The orchestra also assisted in putting over Skit-doo . Our fif- teen minutes of Chapel have often been enlivened by the orchestra selections. The Kiwanis Club, Masonic Lodge, and other community organiza- tions have expressed their appreciation for their cooperation. The Glee Club is improving in part singing and the orchestra is more peppy. Both hope in the future, to prove themselves assets to Warsaw High. GLEE CLUB Allison, Mary Elizabeth Avery, Irene Cahill, Annetta McGee, Mary Ellen Millar, Branford Moyer, Harold Calmes, Eileen Coleman, Helene Nugent, Elizabeth Pos te, Carol F ralick, Lucile Potter, Dorothy Fullington. Ethel Regan, Max Gaige, Judson Royce, Margaret Gallett, Helena Royce, Marion Gallett, Madelyn Smith, Raymond Hatch, Violet Spink, Eleanor Lapedies, Ida Swain, Elizabeth Mayer, Mary Marr, Kathleen Marr, Audrey McCaffery, Laura Vanderheyden, Avis Van Slyke, Norman Watson, Esther YVhitlock, Emery ORCHESTRA Acquard, Dorothy Christ, Stuart Cooper, Lillian Gott, Edwin Martin, Gregory Perkins, Stuart Perry, Everett Smallwood, Betty Spink, Eleanor Stevens, Howard Watson, Esther Illlllllllllllll Page slxty five JUNIOR ROLL CALL Ackerman, Estella Arnold, Ralph Baker, Gordon Bryant, Harold Cahill, Sheila Callahan, Mary Christ, Isabel Coltaux, Vera Donlon, James Eddy, Amelia Evans, Ruth Fralick, Lucile Gay, Stewart Hatch, Lucile Hatch, Violet Hawkins, Leone Head, Evelyn Head, Mabel Humhprey, Heyward Jenkins, Alema Keeney, Carmilla Lapedies, Ida Lester, Maurice Marr, Kathleen McCaffery, Laura McConnell, Fred McGee, Mary Ellen McGuire, Eleanor Mesches, Sidney Militello, Louis Miller, Verna Murphy, James Nolan, Lily Norton, Richard Pratt, Dorothy Putney, Bernice Putney, Donald Rosenthal, Gertrude Schneck, Paul Shererd, Robert Smith, Marie Spink, Eleanor Stamp, Hazel Streeter, John Taylor, Lois NVelln1an, Laura Wilcox, Elizabeth York, Edward IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINIIIII Page sixty seven WHAT THE JUNIORS KK ARE Do1No The largest group that ever entered the third year in Warsaw High School has reached that goal and is working with a vigor and vim not to be surpassed. The officers of this honored group were elected as follows: President ........... .......... ...,... E l eanor McGuire Vice-president ...i.......... ............... P aul Schneck Secretary .i.............. .............. V iolet Hatch Treasurer ....,..........,,.......................................,......... John Streeter The committees for the Prom, were duly appointed and with the most efficient leadership of our sponsor, Mrs. Robinson we set forth to preserve the honor of our class. The night of May 3, 1929, proved a most eventful one, for it was the night of the Junior Prom. of the class of '30. The Gym. was decor- ated in pastel shades of crepe paper, making it appear like a veritable fairy-land. Soft mellow light from numerous attractive lamps, and wicker furniture on the sides, presented a beautiful sight such as could only be visualized by actually seeing it, or perhaps by an artists conception. The seats at the sides were occupied by esteemed members of our faculty and others. The orchestra was 5'Fatty,s', of East Aurora, famed in this part of the state for its syncopation. And now to record the most notable part of the event, it was a huge success from start to finish and the Juniors have established a grep. that should carry them on to VVashington in ,3O. Two orders of Schraffts have sweetened the dispositions of stud- ents and faculty UD, also, the Junior rings will prove to be worthy emblems of such a class. VVe are sure that the class of '30 will prove itself worthy of the support it has thus far received. And-we'll be back again next year! -L. F. ,30. Page sixty-eight J UNIORITEMS Name Nick-name Future Vera Coltaux ,,,,,,,,,,,, .., ...... - V ..... ....,........ T ea-room manager Lois Taylor .,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,, - .,,,, ' 'Lo .., ....... - .............. Always likeable Isabel Christ ........ . .... - ..... Izzy ....,,. - ........... Minister's wife Alema Jenkins .............. ............ ' 'Alie ',... ................,............................ T Hkillg ill cats Fred McConnell ,.,,A,,.,,. ,,.,,.,,,,,, ' 'Freddie .............................. President of U. S. Manriee Lester ,,,,A,,,, ,,,,,,,,4,,, ' 'Judge ',.. ....... P apais little publicity agent Louis Militello ,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,.,,,,, ' 'Louie ................. Double for John Gilbert James Murphy ,,,,,,,,, ,,,,., .liHlmy,, .............. - ....,............,.......,.................. B00kie Paul Sehenck ,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,..,, ' 'Pete ....... ..... ............. W o uld be ladies man Gordon Baker ,,,.,,,,,,,, .,.,, , ,,,,. ' 'Bakei' ...v...... ..,................. A ide to Babe Ruth Edward York ............... ........... ' 'Eddie ........................ Brightening the world Sidney Mesehes ,,,,.,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,, ' 'Sid ',...... ....................,... C loak 8a Suit Business Richard Norton .............. ............ ' 'Rich 01' Dick .......................A......... Gangster Harold Bryant ,,,.,,,,,.., ,,,,.,,,,,,, ' 'Deacon' .......,....... Professor of Agriculture Kenneth Gay ,,,,,,,,.,.,, ,,,., , ,,... ' 'Ken' ...,....... - .............. Manager of Yankees Ralph Arnold .....,....,. ..- ....,... Benedict .......................... - ............. - ..... Chauffeur Donald Putney .,.,....,..,.. ......,..... ' 'DOIIH .a............ - .............................,........... W e give up Stewart Gay ,.,....,,,,,..,,,,,..,,.,.,. ..,,,.,.,.,, ' 'Studie .. ............,..........., A full-fledged grind Hayward Humphrey ......,.............. Hady ... ...... .......... ' ' Butter 85 Egg Man John Streeter .............,.,........, ............ ' 'Pete .................,,.....i................................,..... Aviator James Donlon ,.,.............. ....., ' 'Jimmiei ',.,... ...................,.... C ynic philosopher Robert Shererd ......,..... ............ ' 'Bob or Boob .....v... You guess this one Emily Perkins ......... ........,.,. ' 'Emmy ... .,.......... ........, C l erk in Woolworths L1ly Nolan ..,........,.... Violet Hatch .......... Lucile Hatch .,....,... 6fVi!9 66 HatchyH..,...... Yodeling ............Secretary of State Teaching Physics Mary Callahan ............ .M ........ Tuffy ......... .............. - ..,........... M ovie Star Carmilla Keeney ..... ..... ..... - ....n ' ' Car', ....,..l...... ..... - ..... E ti'icient house-wife Hazel Stamp ................. .... - ..... ' 'Lenky ............ ............. M arried, we're sure Laura Wellman .........,.... ....,.......... - .... - .................................,.... U plifting the world Amelia Eddy .................... ...,....... ' 'Mike ... ..,.................................... ..... B a ising ducks Mary Ellen McGee ....,........ ............ ' 'Babe',..Advocater of woman's rights Verna Miller ....,,..l........... .......,,... ' 'Peggyn .....,,.,... Petite, pretty and popular Sheila Cahill ............... ........ - .. Sheily .... ...,........,,.,................... M odel for Winx Leone Hawkins ...............,.,. .....,,.., . Hawky ........,. .,,.,.. ,,,, D u nt esk!!! Elizabeth Wilcox ,,.,......,., .,,,.t.,,,.. ' 'Lizv ....,...,,... ,,,.,,, ,,,,,,,,, S e e above Laura McCaffe1y .....,.. ..........,. ' 'La La .................... -.. ..l...,.......l.,.....,..,,......., ART ist Ruth Evans .............,....... .........,.. ' 'B00tS .....l........,...,..........,......... Happily wedded Eleanor Spink ............ ..- ........ Spinky ...Still handling BAKED goods Ida Lapedies ..... .... 66 Edie .................... - .............,...........,,........ Authoress Page ixty-nine Lucile Fralick ..... ..... ........ Lucy ......... .........2nd Amy McPherson Bernice Putney .,.,A,,,,,,, ,,,.,... ' sB6I'I11C,, ......... A..........A..... N ight-club hostess Estella Ackerman .......... ........ ' 'Stella .....,.. ..... Double for Greta Garbo Evelyn Head ,.,.............. ........ ' 'Eviei' ..... ........,................................. M arried Mabel Headg ,.......... ..,. - .. Mabe', ........ ......l.. M iSSi0HaI'y Marie Smith ............ ,....,.. ' 5MHF1C,, ............. . ...,,.,. ................... N ursemaid Kathleen Marr ,,,.,,,,.,, ,,,,,,,, ' 'Kayv .,,...A..........4........l............ Private Secretary Eleanor McGuire ......... ...,.... ' 'Micky ...,..... Member of Phi Beta Kappa EASTER-BUNNY GOSSIP q Herbert Preston, Duke of Pedagogy underwent a serious operation in the Wyoming County Community Hospital during Easter vacation. As a result he is parted from his tonsils forever. We all wonder where his warning cough went to. A few weeks ago several songs, such as, HA Life on the Ocean Waven were sung during Chapel exercises. The Honorable Hazel Hanchette bowed her head demurely and blushed. When she has a faraway,' look in her eyes we know she is thinking We meet, we part and sometimes we remember . The fad of the season for men U1 of any standing seems to be bright colored fedoras. They add color to the scenery and are really very suitable for seventeen . One day during Easter vacation a prominent member of the younger set was seen driving a loaded car toward South Warsaw. Per- haps she remembered she had no driveris license for she did not go very far. The excursion was successfully kept a secret falmostl . Certain popular young men keep in a healthy condition by taking hikes almost every night. lf you doubt my word just ride over the road between Perry and Warsaw and see for yourself about six young men humming to Perry. ...1,l...1l.--l Sherwood Baker: I presume that In one of his classes Glenn asked you would be glad to hav again. Teddy Spink: You do Sher : I do what? Teddy: Presume. Little words of wisdom Little words of bluff Make -the teacher's tell us Sit down, that's enough. Page seventy e me call the teacher how old she was. She answered blushingly, Well, I'm twenty-six. An echo from a far off corner was heard, A. D. or B. C. Chas. P. You, should place your hand over your mouth when you yawn. Gordon Baker: What! An' get bit! THE BURGLAR AND THE OLD MAID I tell the tale of a burglar bold, VVho went to rob a houseg He creot into an old maid's room As ouiet as a mouse. He looked for a place to hide himself, The folks were all asleep, And so he said, lVith0ut delay I'll take a quiet peep. Vnder the bed the burglar erept, He lay close to the Wally If he had known 'twas an old maid 's room He wouldn't have had the gall. He thought of all the money he'd get As under the bed he lay But at nine o'clock he saw a sight That made his hair turn gray. At nine o'clock the old maid came, Pm so tired, she saidg And thinking all Was safe for the night She never looked under the bed. She pulled out her teeth and a big glass eye All the hair oft' her head, And the burglar he had forty its As he gazed from under the bed. From under the bed the burglar crept He was a nervous wreck. The old maid wasn't scared at all She grabbed him by the neck. She didn't holler or cry one bit But just as cool as a clam She said, Wal all the saints be praised At last I've caught a man. And then the old maid her rifle drew And to the young man she said, Young fella if you don't marry me I'll blow off the top of your head. He looked for a place to hide himself He saw no where to scoot, He looked at the teetl1, the wig, the eye, And said for the Lord 's sake, Shoot, ' ' '30 Elinor McGuire Page seventy-one THE SOPHOMORLCLASS ' K'-l1 '7'4 4 WPN+ 94 SOPHOMORE ROLL CALL Laurence Austin Genevieve Bauer Isabelle Bauer Grace Benson Dorothy Brewer Mary Buchanan Eileen Calmes Howard Cate Doris Clark Helene Coleman Thelma Elwell Judson Gaige Madelyn Gallett Bernita Gay Kenneth Gay George Herman Evelyn Lawton Brandford Millar Sarah Peart A Thelma Peck L Genevieve Pethrick Henry Reading Norman Richardson Marion Royce Margaret Royce Elizabeth Rualapaugh Viola Schneckenburger Edna Schrader Donna Shaw Thyrsa Spink Betty Smallwood Gladys Stone Norman Van Slyke Lemar Weeks Alice Wlieeler Marion VVilcoX Carol Wilkloxv Max VVrigl1t llIllllllIIllIIIllIIIIIIlllIIllIIlllIllllIllllllllllllllllllll Page seventy-three IE LASS C AN THE FRESI-IM acquard, dorothy allen, jean allen, muriel allison, mary evelyn baker, baker, sybil baker, Vernon baker, arthur barnes, dorothy batherick, virginia batherick, robert bauer, mary beaumont, virginia benham, beryl blood, audrey blowers, Vernon broman, albert bush, lester burkel, donald burns, marian cahill, emmett cahill, frank callahan, florence carlino, joseph case, frances charles, elbert charles, elizabeth christ, evelyn christ, stuart cipolla, roy clark, norman cole, kenneth conahle, william crane, clayton conger, franklin crittenden, thelma devaney, edward freshman roll call davis, gladys deeney, raymond derrick, bernard devinney, emma edwards, howard everingham, lois fisher, dean fisher, lester fullington, ethel gaige, judson gay, esther' gardner, cecil gavagan, monica goodenow, edgar gott, edwin griffen, robert grover, jack hatfield, ruth hain, isabel kiel, francis kiel, william macfadden, margery martin, harwood martin, gregory mayer, mary marr, audrey mcgee, charles meeder, margaret mills, lemar miller, manford monroe, isabel newton, nellie peart, roland perkins, stuart pettengill. robert A poste, carol pratt, ruth regan, richard reitzel, marion - reitzel, ruth robinson, merritt shapiro, rosamond sheffield, elizabeth shumaker, maud sheehan, edward swain, elizabeth schneckenburger, ruth spurr, harold snyder, herbert sweetheimer, mildred schlegcl, norma smith, harold sorge, mary semard, jeanette scott, lynn taylor, donald Vander heyden, avis wagenblass, christine Wagoner. jean Waite, alice watson, esther weeks, lemar weeks, norma wellman, austin wellman, lillian werner, kenneth Wheeler, darwin whipple, janice whipple, royson williams, gertrude Wolcott, vcrnon woodley, donald winchester, anne Wilcox, norma HIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIllIIIHIIIIIIlllllllllllllll Page seventy-five SENIOR SPEECH OR THE DEDICATION OEWISDOM TO THE FRESHMEN Three years and twelve months ago, the Faculty introduced into this High School-Freshmen, permeated with egotism and imbued with the idea that they and the Seniors were created equal. Soon they were engaged in a great class-room strife testing whether those Freshies or any other Freshies', so abnoxious and so superior could long remain so. They were met by the severe discipline of their teachers. They soon came to a realization of the absurdity of their attitude. It was altogether fitting and proper that this should happen. But in a large sense, the teachers could not inject, they could not instruct, they could not pound into these Freshies,' the realization of their inferiority. The upper classmen, Sophs and Seniors, had done this far beyond their power to add or detract. The incoming graders would little note nor long remember our treatment by the teachers, but they can never forget our hazing by the Sophomores. It is for us, the Graduates, here to aid the '33's by the knowledge of our cruel awakening. It is rather for us, the exper- ienced, here to warn against Freshman egotism, that they may take knowledge from those who gained the fullest measure of knowledge. That we highly resolve that as one time Freshmen and present Grad- uates we shall not have suffered in vain. That hazing by the Sophs, through the Seniors, of the Freshies may perish from the School. Amen, --EX. JUNIOR STUDY HALL GOSSIP Have you ever noticed that: Jim Conger is always chewing gum? Miss Munn is always bad-natured on Monday? Ed. Sheean has a big supply of unnecessary remarks ? Between classes half a dozen frosh can always be found leaning out of the window? fPcnalty 42151 Cecil Gardner is the champion back-talker? War-horsei, Mills got his nick-name from our hoss,, in gym? Miss Munn always says Hold that line when we pass out-won- der if she ever led cheers at college? Dick Regan couldn,t even pretend to study if he had to? Raymond Denney is always plotting an escapade from the 4:15 period? If we had a clock in our room we could watch the Time fly? Chalk is a lot more practical to throw than erasers? Page seventy-six IIllIIIIIllIlllIllIIllllIllIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llIIllllllIIlllIllllllIIIllllIlIIllIllllIIIllII!IIllIIllllllIIIllII L PV?5e amz' Otherwise DAIRY OF A MODERN DAUGHTER OF SAM PEPYS Monday-Shook the hay-seeds out of my hair at 8:30 A. M. 1,111 one tired baby to be hauling my hips around the five classes down at the institution to-day. Oh! VVhat price this education. Just had time to dunk a doughnut and stagger up the stairs before the gong sounded. Dull day. Dull school. Dull life. Grabbed forty-winks in French class-that means I won't have to turn in so early to-mor- row night. L. S. all draped in a new frock to-day-wonder where the fire sale was. E. M. sure is an awful looking spook in blue. She ought to stick to clothes that suit her personality, like green. Heavy date on to-night-gotta wash my neck now, so for the nonce, adios diary. ' Tuesday-Up and attem tmeaning an awful hangover of lessonsj at eight bells this morning. If this bunk about school days being the happiest is the right stuff, then Pm looking for a job as college prof. right now. Its just propaganda to keep the laboring school child- ren contented. Had tests in every class this morning-drew an awful blank in each one. Pulled a run in my chiffon stockings in History class. Had to stay for English. Didnit get a letter this noon. Saw a dress just like 1ny black satin one, and on a negress too!!! and so the day was utterly ruined. Wednesday-Gosh I like the boy! Wonder if my dress hung all right. VVish now that I had sat out that dance with Bob when he wanted me to--just to make Bill jealous. But I know darn well that he wasnt' trying to attract that girlis attention in the yellow dress -what a dress-it looked like a flag that survived the battle at Fort Sumter. Heis a mighty sweet kid-I just wonder if he meant all he told me. Oh, he probably did. Lots of other boys have told me the same thing and I know that they meant it, because they always sent me cards at Christmas time. His eyes will haunt me the rest of my sweet life. And my dear you'd think the lad had been born on a dance floor. He certainly was the last word in males. Oh yes, dairy, I al- most forgot-I went to school to-day. It was just blah, after such a divine evening with HIM. Thursday-Met the cutest boy to-day. I'm just Wild about him. He was driving through town while I was on my way to school this Page seventy-seven morning and he waved to me. Brown curly hair, beautiful eyes, and he was in a roadster that just matched his eyes, I wonder if I'll ever see him again. Gosh suppose he,s married-but he can't be or he wouldn't have waved to me and smiled so sweetly. Nothing of any im- portance happened in school day. I almost forgot to tell you, diary, that R. S. got a haircut. VVhoopee! Friday-Fishday!! Wish I were deadl No letter. No telephone calls. No use living. Life is like that. Saturday-Up to greet old Sol. Fluttering hither and yon in prep for the big week-end party that Bob's cousin is giving out at the lake. Two men to every girl. Imagine it if you can-well, I guess little old Hot Shot can take care of all you can bring on. From Satur- day until Monday morning-all that time for making VVhoopee and howie!! Must be gettin, on-watch me get my man. You'll be hear- ing from me when I get my first breathing spell. Oh, ain't life grand!!! MINITES OF OUR MEETINGS Prefase I'm takin this chance to make it knone that it ain't axually my fault being secra.tery, not meenin to vote for myself, only bein a trivful nurvous at the time. Constutution and Buy-Laws We hearby tell the world that the Colorado-Climbers Club has been organized. The officers are elected their names not being told on account of its being a secret. The Constutution and Buy- Laws are also secrit too all accept the one in which and by which 5 sents dus must be paid evry meetin the meetins bein held as ofen as possable. Meetins The foist meetin has been held and is now being writ up. I don't see nothin Worth mentioning except the fact that Fatty's bruther was brung along as sponcer him bein a grate success at ansering riddles the most importent bein ast by Joe Why is the D. C. writ arter Washington? the anser bein he was the daddy of his countree. The second meetin has been held and my prevous writin aproved unaniously all accept the spellin of meetin and here While Page seventy-eight We are here and ain't gone no further on let me plese request of you to plese note the improvment of my spellin from time to time. This meetin we ha hot-dogs and ajourned. The third meetin was a compleat failure not being held and consuequentley my report not bein aproved or even placed befor aproval. The forth meetin was ajourned by our pas who had other business for us to be doin in our spair time. This bein proberly hard work for all. At th 5th meetin we had a sorta intelectual programe into which we invited our mas this bein to raze money for to by can- tenes for hiken. Our mas give us the money befor we hardly start- ed the programe provin it musta been good. At the six and finel meetin We ajourned indefiniteley severel of our members havin got mad. This releaves my pen of much scrapin and I bid you fairwell and hapiness ever after. Stewart I. Gay '31 THE MODERN SHEIK Blessings on thee, modern sheik, Millionaire on ten a Week Witli thy hatless, slikumed hair, And thy Hiver Worse for Wear, Witli thy sweater, gaudier still Than the sunset o'er the hill, With thy b'loon pants-miles too big- Thy Whole comic valentine rig You'll always be an also ran, I thank the stars I'm not a man. S? :ls SF SS S? S? is S? S? Ss THE SHEIK'S RETORT Blessings on thee, little dame Bare of neck and knees the same, 'With thy rolled down silken hose And thy thin transparent clothes, Witli thy pretty-made up face And thy bobbed hair's jaunty grace, Witli thy red lips, redded more With thy lipstick from the store, Witli all my heart, I wish thee joy But thank the Lord, I Was born a boy. EX. Page seventy-nine Bait' 'Luz Tv-mul. Q UJN6 as 85453 We f'1oAe,r'hS Am om. oft Yvfe SNAPSHOTS 'a 9 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIll!IIIllIlllllllllllllllllllllllHlllllllllllll Alumni TlllllllllllllllllIIIIIAIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllIlllllllIllllllllIIIIHIIIlllllIlllIllllllllllllllllIlllIlllllllIlllIlllllllllllilllllllllIIIIIIIIIIlllIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE ymww HE class of nineteen hundred twenty-eight was indeed a remarkable group of high school gradu- lfj T ates. A year ago there lay in their future path an event known as commencement. Then they looked forward to it. Now they look back upon it and un- mmgmi derstand for the first time just why it is called by that name. For them it was the commencement of a life where they might strive to achieve the realization of the cherished am- bitions which they held through their high school years. Several of the class members are gracing the halls of their Alma Mater with their presence. Among these are Kenneth Bar- low, who displayed his dramatic ability again this year by appear- ing in the Senior play, and Albert Smallwood, who contributed to the success of the basket ball team of '28-'29, The others pursuing post-graduate courses are Elma Browne, Raymond Cluney, Marion Davis and Harold Hume. Two other familiar figures are Mary Goodenow and Maybelle Seeley, both of whom are in the Training Class. The president of the '28 group, Melville Millar, is attending Harvard. lVe do not believe that Melville will lack honors, even at an institution of such high standing. This brings thoughts of' Johnny Wagenblass who has an excellent record at Hamilton. Roger Allison is gaining scholastic and other honors at Hobart. Two girls, very much alike in their ways and actions, are tak- ing business courses at Bryant and Stratton in Buffalo, they are Lourene Mack and Ardeth Nevinger. The Rochester Business In- stitute claims Marion Bender as an excellent student. Rae Firman is employed in the Wyoming County National Bank. Our quite, bashful and demure Majory Schneider is working in a doctor's office in Rochester. Harold Humphrey, Vera Thomas and Gerald Thomson are familiar figures in Warsaw. The class sponsor, Miss Ross, is now Mrs. Donald Dunham, who is living happily in Syracuse. Two other members of the class also have entered the state of hymeneal blesedness and it is said that Bill Embury is on the way to the final leap. In general the class already has an excellent record and promises much for the future. Some day Warsaw High School will be even more proud than it is now of the class of nineteen hundred twenty-eight. Page eighty-one Warsaw High is proud of Mary Gilmore, '25, who graduates this year from Wellesley with extensive publicity as well as scholastic honors. Mary was entered into a nation-wide contest in quest of the Typical American Girlv. From among the hundreds of entries, she and six other girls have withstood the eliminations and at the present writing they are guests of New York City, where they are enjoying a round of theatre parties, dinners and the like. Mary has been chosen to represent the Typcial American College Girl, and we sincerely hope that she is successful in winning the 355,000 prize offered and the trip to Europe. We understand that she has accepted a position as a journalist in New York for thc coming year. Albany, New York April 15, 1929. Dear Students of Warsaw High School: 'Tis said, In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of lovef' Perhaps this is true, I cannot say, being a wo- man, or rather well on the road to one. For me, such a day as today -so warm and sunny, promising better days to come, bring back fond memories of high school days, when the study hall windows were open wide and the merry little breezes played havoc with marcels and composition papers alike. During chapel exercises We sang lustily and with heartfelt gusto Welcome Sweet Spring- time and Come Fairies Appearf' The Washington trip over, current gossip was now turning toward the Junior Prom only a couple weeks away. Decorations, bids and clothes were receiving their full due of weighty discussion. Now, I suppose you are wondering why I am taking up your valuable time picturing for you my memory of Warsaw High of an April morning. I wonder too, for I started out on this manu- script with the firm intention of describing something of college life life here at State. Perhaps you might enjoy visiting classes with me for a day? I am sorry but this will mean that you will have to get up about 6:45 in order to have plenty of time to dress, eat breakfast and be over at school at eight o'clock. Eight o'clock classes are the bane of my existence. However, happy though. Tomorrow my first class is not until eleven and, just think, what a nice time I shall have taking an extra snooze while all you in the high school must start in at nine. It is true that breakfast is served at seven-thirty and, if you are not there, it is not like the mountain which came to Mohammed, so unless you are blessed with a particularly kind- hearted room-mate, breakfast will not come to you. To eat or to Page eighty-two Sleep ?-that is the question. This is solved with little difficulty, one morning you eat and the next you sleep. The first class we go to is math. The Professor is young and good-looking tbut marriedj. However, he hasn't yet acquired that married look and we all yearn for individual attention. He talks very rapidly and demonstrates everything he says by drawing a picture on the black-board. We cube the fourth equalization and divide it by the fifth squared and continue through all sorts of similar mental gymnastics until at length the bell rings and we walk out properly feeling that we have reached our I Q'c. The next period is gym. You can sit on the balcony and watch us. First we will march and do various drills. Then we will divide into groups. One group will do clogging, another fencing, another track work etc. We are getting ready for the Gym Fete in a few weeks. Everyone must be prepared to compete for a prize in at least one line of work. There goes the bell! Now, for a quick shower, scramble back into civilian clothes and dash over to chemistry class in the science hall at the other end of the campus. We shall undoubtedly reach this class late and receive a dirty look from the profes- sor. Do not feel alarmed, he is really miles away in an atmosphere composed of molecules, atoms, ions and violet rays and after he has made a mess of his attendance book by crossing off the absence mark he had previously put after my name he will be entirely oblivious of our presence. It is now luncheon time, so let us go to the cafeteria at the end of the lower corridor in the main building. We can eat there, if you like, or go just a short distance to the College Candy Shoppe where we can have toasted sandwiches and hot chocolate. I think you would like the latter better and we have plenty of time. Oh! while I think of it, let us see if there is any mail for me. N o one ever thinks of passing notes here because it is all so beau- tifully arranged. There is a mail box section off alphabetically in the lower hall of the main building. You leave all communications here and are much more likely to reach the person you desire than if you try to deliver them yourself or ask some one else to do it for you. Outside mail reaches you here too, and I assure you, you are indeed the envy and admiration of your class-ma.tes if you can drag out two or three letters at one haul. This is perhaps the most popular spot on the campus and even more so at billet douX time. Perhaps you do not know what a billet douX is. Um! ig- norance is bliss, It is an ironical name given to a small white card which is likely to wend its way into your mailbox soon after Page eighty-three mid-semester examinations are over bearing your name and a cordial invitation to come in and talk things over with the Dean. That is, it is likely to do so if your marks are not up to par. Why is everyone so anxious to get them? Well, I must confess, it is not because they feel so honored by this special attention from the powers which be but, that they do not relish having all the other C's or D's or Ets as the case may be, read them over, so, therefore, all the rush to rmove them from this densely populated zone as soon as possible. We must be back at school in time for my one o'clock French class. I am sure you will like that. Our professor is French and, although he doesn't always speak in his native tongue, he might as well, because English, as he pronounces it, sounds very Frenchy and almost as incomprehensible. I-Ie is very kindly and has an inherent old world courtesy which makes you feel that he is sorry for you if you cannot understand and enjoy his beloved French, rather than disgusted with you for not knowing your lesson. If you do not speak loud enough, he does not say, Louder Please! he only whispers, Ssh! you are too noisy! Last week French Fete was held. The Gym was a veritable fairyland of bright colored crepe-paper streamers and gayly deco- rated booths. Plays, stunts and dancing were the order of the evening. We have a Dramatic and Art Council which furnishes artis- tically inclined students an outlet for their abilities and the rest of the students the pleasure of attending four or five one-act plays each month. Each year a musical comedy is put on by the Girls' Athletic Association. This must be written, music and all, by some member of the association and also directed by her. This year it was a very clever one entitled For Art's Sake. During the winter Basket-ball is the major sport. We have a very fine men's team which gives us a chance to test our lung powers rather vociferously every Friday or Saturday night dur- ing the winter. The girls have class teams and inter-class rivalry is strong. Bowling and hiking are minor sports. In the fall and winter we have base ball, hockey, track, tennis and swimming. And now, if anyone is still reading, I will admit I have prob- ably created a hopeless jumble in your minds. I-Iowever, life at State is full of so many interesting things that it is not within my power to describe it otherwise. I can only extend to each and all of you the heartiest of invitations to come and make this your college also. Most cordially yours, Ruth Conger '27 Page eighty-four B41 Standish Hall, Harvard Universtiy, Cambridge, Mass. April 20, 1929. Dear Editor: My brother in one of his letters asked that I pause for a half hour in all the mad rush of study, work and play and if it weren't too much of an effort, put forth an epistle to the BLAST anything in particular about myself and what I've been doing in this year, so I'll have to tell you something of the place in which I am sup- posed to be studying. I happen to be attending Harvard University, which is on the banks of the Charles River about four miles from Boston. Al- though the University is quite a huge affair, eight thousand men- bers in all, I feel at home. In fact there is quite a distinct Warsaw atmosphere even so far away. Norwood Hain '24 is attending the Law School and Bill Starke '25 is a full-fiedged engineer working in Boston and living in Cambridge. The last time I saw Don Stearns he was up to his ears in work at M. I. T. a couple of miles away. And then on the other side of the question, there is Mary Gilmore out in Wellesley, which according to most Harvard men, is the one really good female institution this side of Cali- fornia. Since I came to Harvard last fall I have naturally had a world of new experiences, met several hundred fellows and altogether have learnd a great deal besides history, physics, mathematics, etc., which I suppose it is taken for granted I know by now. One of the things I like best here at Harvard is the entire free- dom which is given the students. Each fellow may come and go when he pleases and how he pleases. He could go off to New York for a week end and nothing would be said of it, provided he weren't flunking too badly, of course. Such freedom would appear dan- gerous for freshmen who come from a restricted school life in prep or high. But the majority of the fellows use this new freedom sane- ly, and it becomes a cherished possession. The educational policy can be very quickly explained. Presi- dent Lowell in speaking to the Freshman Class on the choice of a field of concentration for the next three years said again what he so often repeats: All education if self-education. That is just what is applied here, the University does all it can to help us, it provides a splendid faculty, the largest university library in the world and practically unlimited facilities for study and research. Yet in the final ana.lysis the task is left almost entirely up to us. Page eighty-five The life of the freshman at Harvard is made more enjoyable by the fact that we all live and eat together in four dormitories on the bank of the Charles. The circle of acquaintance made through daily contacts in classes, sports and meals is very large. I can easily say, as most of us can, that I know about iive hundred of the class, either intimately or slightly, out of the siX hundred and fifty living here-in addition to many others in the University. So one can hardly say that he is lost in the overwhelming size of the place, as is so often held. Athletics are conducted on the idea of giving facilities and a chance for a place in sports to every man in the College. In carry- ing out this plan we freshmen take some form of athletics as a course along with our other studies. Because life is much more strenuous than in high school-something must be done every minute of the day and night--a healthy condition is very much needed. President Angell of Yale, our traditional rival, said a while ago that he believed health, physical and mental, to be one of the most important factors in college, if not the most important. Soldiers Field, an enormous athletic field and stadium, is just five minutes walk across the Charles, and on this same river crews are hard at work. Anyone who cares to may row in a crew, or go in for any other of a wide range of sports the appeals to him. I keep wandering endlessly on, but I imagine that you have long since turned over a few pages to the jokes or the sports- they were always the more interesting when I was on the BLAST. So I'll sign off while I have the opportunity. Sincerely yours, Melville B. Millar '28 March 3, 1929 Robert College, Constantinople, Turkey. To The Blast, Just thought that perhaps you might be interested in what an alumnus is doing, especially one so far away. I'm teaching Geometry, Algebra, and Arthmetic in the Aca- demy department of Robert College. Classes here are for the most part made up of four nationalities: Turks, Bulgarians, Ar- menians, and Greeks. Altogether, including College and Academy and Engineering school, there are about 750 students. The main reasons why students come here are: They get a type of education here that they cannot get anywhere else in this part of the world, Page eighty-six and the other is to learn English, the business language of the world. Now let's take an example of a boy coming here after having had a few years in a secondary or primary school. He is placed in the first year Academy unless he knows English, and to know English means that he can carry on a decent conversation. Now he learns to move fast, to be on time and speak English. He has two English lessons a day and is thoroughly exposed to the language. In his second year, all instruction, except the instruction of Turk- ish, is done in English. In his third year he starts French and if he is a Bulgarian he now has four languages to study. They cer- tainly have to work hard, much harder than in Warsaxv High School. If I remember rightly we used to think that if we had twenty-five classes a week that was plenty. These boys all have at least thirty-five and some forty a week. After they have finished the six years in tl1e Academy they have four years in College in America. As to the situation of Robert College, it would be hard to beat. It is on a bluff overlooking the narrowest point of the Bos- phorous, right near the old fortress consisting of three large tow- ers and a high wall, which was built by Mohammed the Conqueror in the fall of 1452. This was the fall before he took Constantinople in 1453. From my window I can see the boats go up and down the Bosphorous. There are four fine modern buildings in which the boys eat, sleep, and have their classes. Besides these, there are the chapel and library, the engineering building, the hospital, and a gymnasium, so you see we have almost everything that we could want for the present, except that many of the buildings are in- adequate. ' Now for what I do in my leisure time. There is, in fact so much to do that I never know what to do. One of the main diversions is going to town to the bazaars or to sight see. I have visited most of the mosques, the more famous being Ste. Sophia, which original- ly was a Byzantine church, and the mosque of Sultan Ahmed, often called The Blue Mosque. The bazaars are most fascinating places with all kinds of old things for sale and all the people there so different. I have many friends there and one noon had dinner there with one. I don 't know what it was that we had, but it was very edible and I really liked it. I have been to several dances, and afternoon tea is an institu- tion which soon becomes a habit. The teachers here have a bowl- ing alley and play tennis and basketball against the students and some times beat them. Page eighty-seven We have had several holidays and I have taken a number of trips around here. Last fall on Republic Day six of us took a trip across the Bosphorous and seventeen kilometers into Asia Minor to Polandeskoey which is aj little farming community almost com- pletely inhabited by Polish people. They came there in 1796 just after the final partition of Poland. There they live quite isolated from the rest of the country and keep their own customs and own ways. That evening we danced out under the full moon on a primitive threshing floor, similar to the ones about which we read in the Bible. During the winter vacation four of us went to Sofia, Bulgaria. There we were entertained royally by several Robert College graduates, visited the beautiful Bulgarian cathedral and the Rus- sian church, saw the new American College, also the head of the English Department of the Bulgarian University took us all through their library. There were English books on almost every shelf. We went to a Bulgarian musical comedy called The Prin- cess of Chicago. I believe it must have been good for it brought down the house. The acting was good and the singing was not bad, so I enjoyed it. The last night we were there we had dinner with a Member of Parliament and then went to an architect's ball with his daughter and some of her friends. Two of our days in Bulgaria were spent in Samakov, where there is another American school, and also in Tcham Koria which is in the mountains. There we coasted, skiied, and hiked all over the place. There is a big palace there which is called the Queen's palace but at present there isn't any Queen so it was empty, but well guarded by soldiers. The weather here this winter has been the coldest that has been experienced in about fifty years but it is not terribly bad com- pared with Warsaw winters. Speaking of Warsaw I hope to visit Warsaw this summer. Not Warsaw, N. Y., but Warsaw, Poland. Sincerely, Sydney N. Fisher, '23 YE BLAST CApologies to Geoffrey Chaucerj We hav y booke y-clept Ye Blaste In scole we lyke it beste, Hir wit is short and mery, Everich tale is good and chere. It serveth us, as doth Dian To fillen our herts with love as it ran. II. H. '28 Page eighty-eight llIIllIlIIllIllIIIllIIllIIllIIIllIIllIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIllIllIIIllIIllIIIlIIllIIIIIllllllllillllllllllllll T mining Class Class Oificers President ....A.................,............. Dorson Baker Vice--President ..................... Isobel Rudgers Secretary .......................................... Mabele Seely Treasurer ..............,........................ Lina Werner Rural School Sec'y .,,.....,A.. Romaine Jones Class Roll Dorson Baker ,,,,,,,,,,,,. .,.....,,......, , ......,.......,.r...... .,............... A t lica, NO. 7 Ethel Bryant .,,,..,,,.,,... ............ O rangeville, No. 1 Mary Goodenow .....,..... .......,..,. O rangeville, NO. 2 Romaine Jones ...... ........ . .. .................... Warsaw, NO. 3 Esther Petherick .,A..........., .....,......A.. W ethersfield No. 1 Leo O,Bricn .....A..,............,, .........,.... W ethersfield, No. 8 Isobel Rudgers' ....,....... ....,...............................,...........,............. Edna Schlenkcr ....,......,. v......,.. B ennington, No. 14 Lillian Secly ....,......,.r.. ...,..,........ W arsaw, No. 5 Mabele Seely ' .,..................... , ..,.,............................................ - ............. - ................... - .... Lina Werner .....................................................,.................... Alexander, No. 8 'Will enter the teaching profession the last half of the year. OUR ENTERTAINMENT On Friday evening, May 17, 1929, the Training Class held their entertainment at Farman Theatre, Warsaw, New York. The program consisted of an operetta, Springis Glow, given by pupils from grades one to sixg the Runaway Clowns, a playlet present- ed by pupils from grade twog a Boy Scout Number, given by the boys from grades five and sixg the Enchanted May Pole given by pupils from grade threeg Lindy given by the seventh and eighth grades and accompanied by the High School orchestrag and last but not least was the one-act play entitled A Mother's Influence presented by the Training Class. The numbers in the program were prepared by Miss Luce, Miss McCarthy, grade teachers and Training Class members. The enter- tainment was a great success. Page eighty-nine 'GSU Mr. Nelson: Tell me how to do this proposition. Dot Brewer: Sure, what don't you understand? Miss Zeh to John Streeter: That answer makes me think of Quebec. John: Why? Miss Zeh: Because it's founded on abluff. Helen O'Brien: Who invented swimming? Lucile' Fralick: Two Scotchmen at a toll bridge. Mr. Nelson: Who called this af- ternoon? His better half: Only Aunt Sophie Mr. Nelson: Well, she left her pipe here. Miss Zeh: You missed my class yesterday, Mr. Smith. Spot: Not in the least, Miss Zeh, not in the least. Mrs, Robinson fExplaining a pas- sage in Cicerojz You see, Cicero said that it would be very difficult to choose the best man. E. McGuire fwho heard only the last wordjz Get the brother-in-law to be. He'd do in a pinch. Babe Mc: Do you like masked balls? Liz Swain: Yes, only it's so hard to know Whom to talk about. Page ninety Herbie Schneider: Now, sugar- Carmilla Keeney: iexcitedlyjz Yes, yes. Herbie Schneider: Certainly goes good with coffee. Laura Mc: Let's see who can make the worst face. Glenn C.: Oh, gwan with you, look at the head start you've got. Leone Hawkins: Hey there - Don't step off the curb into the Water. You'll get your shoes full of water. Mary Callahan: That Wouldn't make any difference -- they're pumps. Miss Reed tDay before testsj: I think there is going to be something you won't know tomorrow, Ward. Ward: I know it! Miss Munn: Translate Fortis dux fefellit indictief' Robert Pettengill: Forty ducks fell flat in the ditches. Ken Barlow: Say, what have you got that part in your hair for? Albert Smallwood: To make it look better. Ken Barlow: No, you don't. Ev- ery block has an alley. Bill M. fsympatheticallyjz What's the matter with your thumb? Bub M.: I hit the wrong nail. OUR ADVERTI ER Ye? ,-'N 1 fi 4 Fi , fl y ie Wig ,iw J4 or 0 ay for 9 . . omorrow s 5df7SfdCf70n No one has ever been a success who did not save part of what he earned. 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Y. llllllllllllllllllllllllllIIllIllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllIlllllllIlllllllIllIIllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllIllIIllllllllllllllllllIllIIllllllllllIlllllllIllIIIIIlllIlllIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllll llllIllIIlllllllllllllIllllIlllllllllllllIIIIIllIIllllllIlllllllllllIllIIllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllIllIlllllllllllllllIlllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll EAS-Y IWASHERS -1- -:- RIADIOLAS GENERAL ELECTRIC' REERIGERATORS THE CLARK ELECTRICAL SHOP AlllllllllllllllIlllllllIIIIllllllllllllllllllIIllllllIlllllllllllIIIIIIIlllllIIIlllllllllIIllllllIIllIIlllllllIlllllIllllIIIIIIIIIIlllIllllllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIII I Patronize our advertisers Page ninety-eight THE NEW STYLES BRAEBURN E Suits and Topcoats for Spring, 822.50 to 335.00 THE MODEL CLOTHING STORE XVarsaw, N. Y. IIIllIIIIlIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllIIllIIIllIlllIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Illlll LUTHER and HUMPHREY, Incorporated : REAL ESTATE AND GENERAL INSURANCE - E P. 0. B10Ck Warsaw, N. Y. 2 illllllulllllllll IlllilIllllllllllIllIllIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllll Spot Smith Hain? Bill Moylan: Spot Smith: Bill Moylan . u .u Illl VVhere is Pete us O Ln What's that? Sleeping or loung- IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIlIIllIIllIIIllIIlIllIlIIllIIIlIlllIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIllIllllllllllllllllllllllif Bill McGee: Can I see that book I had last week? Miss Coleman: I guess so. Was it fascinating? Bill McGee: No, it has my girl ing. friends telephone number in it. Q v SPALDING BASE BALL, Y- GOLF and TENNIS N 5 EQUIPMENT X X, You will find a com- 17 if plete stock always on E hand at ...f..g.g.555.5.5.ff- Balllntlne s Hardware . ffl Warsavsf, N. Y. .!,' ik1A1 !Jl:. 2.1 - ,hh VJ .... 1255122 . xA'v-- - f -- ' A ,ggi IllIlllllllllllllllllIIIIIIII llllllllllillllllllllllllllll IllllllllIIIIIllllllllllllllllllll Illlllllllllllllll IIIIIIIIIIII Patronize our advertisers Page ninety-nine llllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllIllIllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllllllllllIllIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll IIllIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllrlllg WARSAW DRUG COMPANY E The San Tox Shore ' THE' l,'llPULAR FOUNTAIN , Books and Stationery School Supplies BAILEY'S RESTAURANT I ll IIIlIIllIIllIllllIllIlllIIllIlllllllIlllIllllllllllllllllllllllll IllIIllllllIlllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllll Ill llllllllllllllll ' JOHN SIMONS, Jr. FURNITURE AND UNDERTAKING E 2 76 Main Street Telephones: 237, 179-R, 315 Warsaw, N. Y. 5 zllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllIII1llllIIIIllllllllIlllIIIIIIIIIllllllllllIllllllllIllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllIIllllllIllIIlIllIIIIllllllllllIIllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllll' A collegian's heart is just like a Ford coupe-always room for one more. Miss Butterfield: When was the raido first operated in America? Timmy McGee: When Paul Re- vere broadcasted on one plug. Ida Lapedies: Have a. chair? Gertrude Rosenthal: Thanks, I don't use second hand furniture! Gerrie Donlon: I just adore dark men. Mary Eliz. Allison: You'd have a big' time in Africa. nnouncement ' 'o ' xi .5 '- ' N if SPRING AND SUMMER FOOTWEAR .divx X', 5 A complete line of I the latest Spring styles now on display i fniqsf if ' D A V I D S O N ' S Patronize our advertisers Page one hundred llllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllIIIIIllIlllIllllIlllIllllIlllIIIIIlllllllllIllllIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllIIIlllllllIlIIIIIIlllIIIIIlllllllllIIIIIllIIllllIIlIIlllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllll- The University of Buffalo School of Dentistry 1,1 Announremenf The Council of the University of Buffalo announce the adoption of the four.-quarter plan of instruction in the teaching of dentistry. The first session will begin July lst, 1929. The course is continuous and consists of twelve quarters of eleven weeks each with vacation periods of two weeks between the quarters. The curriculm consists of a basic and a specialized course of instruc- tion. The basic course considers dentistry, as a branch of medicine and in conjunction with the faculty of the School of Medicine, courses are offered in the fundamental subjects with credit toward the medical de- gree, The future contact of the medical and dental practitioners is secured through this common basic training. It is imperative in the conservation of human life that these two great professions of health service should have a common ground for the interchange of ideas. The object of the basic instruction is to gain a higher and broader interpretation of the relation which dentistry bears toward the cause and treatment of sys- temic disease. The course of dental specialization isx to teach the student to be- come a creative, independent practitioner. It consists of fundamental in- struction in technical procedures which constantly alternate with inflrm- ary schedules. Students are allowed to progress as fast as they may dem- onstrate their ability. They are given every opportunity for clinical ex- perience in independent practice by the Various assignments at the hospital wards and clinics. The economic feature of this course is appealing to the average student who wishes to enter dental practice at the earliest opportunity, as it reduces the dental course of six years to one of five years Ctwo years of pre-professional and three years of medico-dental studyj.--Unparalleled opportunity are offered at the hospitals to determine through study and research the interdependence of medicine and dentistry in cooperative diagnosis. Professional study requires a type of education commensurate with the responsibilities of professional practice. In view of the recent advance in both the theoretical and clinical work, valuable time may be saved by utilizing the long summer vacation period. More constant contact with the professional curriculm results inevitably in a greater breadth of know- ledge and a higher accomplishment in technical skill. Dentistry offers unusual opportunities to,those who Wish to special- ize in surgery, orthodontia, technical and scientidc fields, and in general health education. The classes are limited in numbers. The next college term opens July lst, 1929. Catalog on request. lllllllllllllllllIllllIIIllIIIllIIIIIIIlIIIIllIIllIIIIIIllIIIIIIIllIIllIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIlIIIllIIlllIIllIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII' Patronize our advertisers Page one hundred one Kodak Flims in yellow box-q IIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I Agency EASTMAN KODAK COMPANY by Appointment ' 2 82.00 up Kodaks 850.00 and up. Brownies uality photo finishing. expert enlarging. UG STORE Warsaw, N Y BURR'S DR , . . IIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII V Compliments of A Friend IIII I IIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I IIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Illllllh IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I II IIIIIIIIII III IIII I IIIII I I III. III I IIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I III G. A. MORRIS 86 SON, Tailors Pressing, Dry Cleaning, Repairing - Kibler Clothes-All 822.50 E Bufalo Street fSuits to Order 522.50 upy Warsaw, N. Y. : IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllltlllllllllllIlllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII? IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ,III IIIIIIIIIII'IllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII M er' Why don't you bob Ken Gay: I believe this school is Gerry oy . your hair? haunted. Helena Gallett: I ean't decide Charley Lord: 'VVhy? ' ' The are always talking a- whether to make it look like a whisk Ken. y bout 'school spirit! broom or a feather duster. IIIIIIZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII QIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII NUGENT'S MARKET The Store of Quality 66 Main Street VVa.1'saw, New York IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIf4IIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIII Ill IIIIllIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllIIIIIIIIIllIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- LIGHT LUNCHES SOFT DRINKS WE CATER T0 STUDENTS AND TOURISTS MRS. 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E 496 Interest Compounded Twice Yearly Paid on Deposits 496 THE WYOMING COUNTY NATIONAL BANK of WARSAW, N. Y. TllIlllIlllllllllllllllklllllllllllllllIIllllllIIIIllllllllllllllllllllll IIIIllllllIIIIIIlllIllIIllIIllllllllllIIllIIllllllllllIIllllllIIIIllllIllIIllIlllllllllllIIIllllIllllllIllllIllIlllllllIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllll Patronize our advertisers Page one hundred four FlllllllllllllllIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIllIIllllllIIllllllllllllllllIIIIIIllIIIIllIIllIIllIIlllIlllllllIlllIIllIIIllIIllIllllIlllIlllllIlllllllIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll MONTGOMERY BROS. COAL, FEED, HAY AND STRAW Telephone 40 2 Office on East Buffalo Street Yard, Allen Street 2 IIIIIIIHIIII Illlll IIIHIIIIIII Compliments of WARSAW BUTTON COMPANY : IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMIE Aviator: Wanna fly? Ercil Phillips: Do you know what Irene Avery: O-o-o-oh yeh! the little mouse did? Aviator: Wait, I'll catch one for Mary Callahan: Naw! you. 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MEN'S SUITS AND TOPCOATS : 322.50 and 828.50 Clothing Made to Order 5 a Beuerlein's Clothing Store Warsaw, N. Y. IlllllIlllllllllflllllIlllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll IllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllIIIIIlIllIIIIIIIllIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll WM. H. SNOW CO.. Inc. DRY GOODS READY TO WEAR BUGS MILLINERY E Warsaw, N. Y. illllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllll Illlllllllllllllll IIIIIllllIllIIllIIllllllIIllIIllllllIIllIlllIlllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllll Patronize our advertisers Page one hundred six Br' nt 6' Stratton Colle e education is di erent. It I find there is a great diference. llly course at II . . .7 X .e-cl. ,.wa'ffn'vG1m t ' wrmt2'fae ' ' 1 fs 1'-Q ii-1- '- :eg Il? 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Y., Cost Ac- countant, Republic Light, Heat 8: Power Co. Send For Free Bryant 6' Strattonis has proved its superiority . . Mary GriIIin, S.S. '26, Buffalo, N. Y., Secretary and Assistant to Accountant L. G. Ruth Invest- ment Co., Buffalo. lily position was Iron by the lqnowlcdge obtained through my accountancy training at Bryant 6' Stratton's ............ . . Dean Sprague, Acc. '26, Albion, N. Y., Accountant, General Ice Cream Co., Niagara Falls, New York. Fear is back of most 'failures and ignorance is back of most fears. Business knowledge insures busi- ness-suecess.............. Bertha Mae Glatt, S,S. '27, Kane, Pa., Private Secretary to the President, Super Health Alum- inum Co., Buffalo. My success in holding a responsible and lucrative position is due to college training in business at Bryant 6' Stratton's . ........... . Isabelle Long, S.S. '25, Mt. Morris, N. Y., Private Secretary to Sales Manager, J. W. Clement Com- pany, Buffalo. I am winning. Thanks to my Bryant 6' Stratton college grade course in Professional Accounting . . Harland Storum, Accy. '25, Cattaraugus, N. Y., Supervisor of Accounting, A. 8s P. Company, Cleveland, Ohio. Catalog BRYANT 8: STRATTON COLLEGE Q' .M L 11 'fig fra. is ,, U 11 1 ' ss an at 5 2 5 r 'r 4 - .yu 5-4 I. urs ,e ,gp t yi: 3 . 1- S' ,fWj'ff-'.x, 1,-'v ,2.g,,g2.,,n.'- '1.3,'y yefgu, A:-jf ju- ,G .nge X -t S J: -Q .:. QA- S, ., ' 3? .ij Asgf ..-fi-..:.--...zgf 1, 7335 1 are-, ff-, - 4'5f7fJzf1k?5e'l?:5i5J1fv.iff2Q'ie.4f-iixil :?e1sixLZw4.fPf'3ff:iff,33f'f'?' 33? X' 3332- Qt? 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Y. illllllllllllIllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllIIIIIIIIllllllllIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllIlhllllllllIlllIlllIlllIlllIlllIlllllllIllllllIlllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.: Miss Zeh: What do they call the Anney Martin: I'm looking for a instrument the French use for be- girl Wh0 is IHY diI'eCt 0DD0Sit0- heading people? Art Firestine: Hu,h! that's easy, Edwin 'W.: 'Tm not sure but I there are a lot of intelligent girls in think it's the Gillette. this school. -:IllIIIlllllllllIIIIIIIIllllIIIIIIIIIIllIIllIllllllllIIIIlllllllIIIIIIIllllllllllllIlllIlllIlllllllllllllllllllIIIIIllIIlllIllIIIllIIllIIlIlllIIIllIIIIIllllllIllIIIllIIllllllIllllllllllllllllllll IIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I I q HANIGAN Bnos. 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BROWNE DRESS SHOPPE LADIES' DRESSES -:- CHfLDREN'S DRESSES Splendid Line of Wash Dresses. Guaranteed Fast Colors g Main and Livingston Sts., VVarsa.w, N. Y. tlllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIllIIIIIIIIllllllIIlllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllll Mr. Preston fin state of furyj to Spot Smith: You ought to be in a lunatic osylumg go into my office at once! Miss Washburn: What's the idea of scratching your head in class? Jimmy Murphy: Well, I was the only one who knew it itchedfl SPENCER'S IIIIllllIlllllllIllllIllIIIIIIIIllllIllIlIIIllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllf To settle the argument for once and all. Gentlemen prefer blondes because blondes know what gentle- men prefer. Peggy Miller: Has your brother come home from college yet? Babe McGee: I guess so, or else the car's been stolen. 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Two Shows every evening at 7:15 and 9:00 VVatch our programs closely for we are showing some exceptionally good pictures, which you will not want to miss. ll I Illlllllllllllll IlllllllllllllllllIlllllllIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllilllllllllll IIllIllIllIIIIllIlllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllllll IIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllf Patronize our advertisers Page one hundred nine 3 llifllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIHIIIIIMIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll IIIllIIllIIllIIllIlllllllIIlllIllllllllllIIllIlIIIIllIllIllllIIllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUIIUIIIOOIIIIKIIXY LIST OF ADVERTISERS Trust Co. of Wyoming Co. Montgomery's Shoe Store Ainsworth Sz White Garage Oscar Smithers-Studio Wyoming Valley Fire Ins. E. G. Randall Studebaker Motor Cars -Hain Unique Art Shoppe A. A. Keeney 8: Son Hospital Palace of Sweets Joseph Carlino Post's Variety Store H. H. Weeks Bastian Bros. Gregg Secretarial School Wright Bros. Electrical Wm. 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