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Nineteenth: To Mr. Lerner do we bequeath the reminder that
all that glitters is not-his precious camera.
Twentieth: To Miss Foran do we bequeath a box of non-squeak-
Twenty-first: To Mr. Eisentrager do we bequeath, tshould the
New Deal be declared unconstitutionall, a new name for his brain-
child-"The New Ideal."
Twenty-second: To Miss Schwarz do we bequeath leather tongs
to keep her down in the "Log" office after 2:20 P.M.
Twenty-third: To Miss Schein do we bequeath a platform of red
headed girls to temper her wrath when the Senior Class has been so
unfortunate as to incur it.
Twenty-fourth: To the traffic-aides, lest they become too over-
bearing and lordly in the future, do we bequeath the suggestion that
they conserve their energies since virtue is its own reward-.
Twenty-fifth: To all members of extra-curricular activities do we
bequeath the promise of a new publication called "Howto Live on Forty-
Eight Hours a Day."
Twenty-sixth: To the new Freshman Class do we bequeath the
knowledge, gained from our experience, that despite all rumors that
will surely circulate, Walton will NOT affiliate itself with Clinton.
Twenty-seventh: To the new Senior Class do we bequeath our
swelled heads and' the hats we had to buy to fit them.
Twenty-eighth: To the Reservoir do we bequeath the endorsed
sanction of the entire senior class that it stood unrivaled in retaining
the undivided attention of the girls-during classes.
Having finished this, the reader continued in a more ominous tone:
It is our command that the foregoing requests be executed faithfully.
Should you fail in carrying out these provisions, we swear that from a
gloomy grave we shall rise and haunt YOU-the miscreantsl
ln testimony whereof we affix our names in the presence of
THE CLASS OF lANUARY '35”