Wahoo High School - Thunderbird Yearbook (Wahoo, NE)

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Many Moons In The Future Because of his love for cops and robbers, Richard Styskal has gone far. He now has the distinction of being one of the F.B.I.’s ten most wanted men. Jim Williams has done wonders with his cornet. He now tries to mock the mocking bird at his ranch home in Georgia. Because of his experience in column writing, Don Rezek has now filled the shoes of Mary Lane. He is writing a “Lonely Hearts” column in the Ceresco Exchange. Darrol “Bull” Hoffman is now on his second million on the stock exchange. He deals in Hereford steers exclusively. Yvonne Aulner has achieved her life long amibition. She is chief nurse of the Clear-view Rest Home. Letty Whittemore is now in the advertisements of the Seely Mattress Company. Because of her sales ability, she is able to boost the sales constantly. Les Focht is now banana taster for the monkeys in Venezuela. Donald Shalon was seen driving his 1964 Lincoln Cosmopolitan. He is indebted to the Chemistry class of 1954 for his success in the bootlegging industry. Don Bern, driving by in his Cadillac caravan, stopped in to tell us that the oil business in Saudi Arabia is doing fine. Because of her love of music, Joyce Swanson has attained the position of top soprano of the Chicago Metropolitian Opera. Harvey Olson, to the surprise of no one. has opened up the only exclusive Nudist Colony in Nebraska. No Strangers Allowed. Lyle Peterson is now stationed in Australia. As a hobby he teaches kangaroos to box. We see that Don Robinson still has his 1954 license plates on his 1941 Ford. He has had little success at his chosen profession of painting red and white canes for blind people. Herman Kadlec is now doing fine. He has turned out his ten millionth Chrysler. Marlis Lusch surprised us with ten children. She reports they have plenty of room in Herk’s trailer. Paul Prochaska has seen his life long ambition fulfilled. This week he is challenging the current “Pool King,” Lawrence Jelinek, for the world title. Ronald Helsing, who was known as the sourpuss of 1954, has taken Joe Friday’s place on the TV program “Dragnet.” The Broadway dancing team, John Kolterman and Margaret Wilt, have broken all records by appearing for their 113th consecutive week.

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Many Moons In The Future Now, by the sign of the moons, we are able to read the future of the class of 54. The tom-toms are beating loudly as we see our tribe in action once more after a trying ten years. Leo and Lloyd Benal, the twins, now are running an exclusive New York Jewerely store. They are very happy since Frisco Quinn, the Cannible Queen, is sending them raw diamonds wholesale from her mines in South Africa. Because he has a profound love for baseball, Ross Flittner is now the owner, operator, and manager of the Wahoo “Pee Wees” ball club. Alan Anderson is now the head of the Joe Lukas “Czech Masters” Polka Band now appearing at the Touhy Auditorium. As a sideline he helps to correct flat feet. Connie Borreson. since she is familiarized with the chick industry, is now the slickest chick in the Bubble Dancers’ profession. The election of 1964 finds Ed Hallberg in the Governors seat of the State of New York. As a sideline he runs a goose farm. The soft-spoken Swedeburg gal, Pat Eliason, has found success at last. Now she is the chief girdle tester for Madam Foo Foo of Fifth Avenue. Arnold Fend, because of his experience in the dark, is now developing Esquire calendar pictures. The world’s outstanding Marathon runner, Russell Person, stopped in to say hello today. He is circling the world for the fifth time. Frank Novak, now president of Mobil Gas Company, attributes his success to “watering Mr. and Mrs. Darwin Robbins have returned from an extended tour of the world. Mr. Robbins, famous novelist, has been collecting invaluable information for his next book, “The History of Malmo.” Mrs. Robbins was known to us as Donna Meduna. Danny Roberts is now street cleaner as well as mayor, postmaster, Policeman, and only citizen, of Deadman’s Gulch, Nevada. Word has just been received that Wally Polak has been sent to the Baltimore Orioles to replace the ageing Satchel Paige. Bill “Emory” Edwards, after getting his experience at the Wahoo Bakery, is now the head donut tester for Dolly Madison. Sharon Brown, who is tired of being looked down on, is now looking up. She is Professor of Astronomy at Mount Palomar. the gas.”

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Tribal Chiefs Hunters, left to right: Jay Dee Cook, Treasurer; Mrs. Worrall, Sponsor; Nancy Schulte, Secretary; Gary Frahm, President; Bonnie Prior, Vice-President. Braves, left to right: Mary Lou Magnuson, Treasurer; William Lindgren, President; Mr. Coatman, Sponsor; Garth Hengen, Vice-President; Margaret Bern, Secretary. Scouts, left to right: Judy Williams, Secretary; Garry Chelberg, President; Tei Valdez, Treasurer; Mr Ballard, Sponsor