Wahoo High School - Thunderbird Yearbook (Wahoo, NE)

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Our Last Will And Testament Margaret (Loud-mouth) Wilt wills her bass voice to Bobby (Boy-soprano) Copperstone. Arnold (Shutterbug) Fencl wills bis Bohemian accent to Wilbert (Swede) Anderson. Marlis (My minds at Fort Riley) Lusch wills her letters to Sandra (I don’t get many) Lukas. Donna (I’m the bashful type) Meduna wills her attraction to birds to Hen (I like chickens) Maly. Joyce (Tiny) Swanson wills her old spring coat to Ruthie (I don't have many) Gilbert. Leo (Romeo) Benal wills his old convertible to Don (I have a hard top) Ballard. Sharon (1 like sweaters) Brown wills her ability to go out with strange boys to Katy (Let me at ’em) Boesel. Frisco (Diamonds are a girls best fried) Quinn wills her 6-passenger Chevie to Gerry (It cost me $15) Palecek. Russell (I'm used to diapers) Colling wills his service station job to Garth (I steal my gas) Hengen. Connie (Terry Moore) Borreson wills her ermine bathing suit to Brenda (Is it sanforized) Rockwell. Herman (Cowboy) Kadlec wills his levis to Joe (I like ’em tight) Bovill. Frank (I like malts) Novak wills his excess weight to Ken (I don’t need any) Owens. Yvonne (I like married life) Aulner wills her happiness to all her classmates. Harvey (Girls bore me) Olson wills his Hot-Rod magazines to Annette (I prefer True Love) Houfek. Russell (Flashbulb) Person wills his Ipana smile to Mona (You’ve got nothing on me) Johnson. Paul (Cookie-dough) Prochaska wills his culinary arts to Janice (I get along O.K.) Dickinson. Darwin (Teachers pet) Robbins wills his big boots to Lolly (I like white ones) Carlson. Richard (I’m a mean little kid) Styskal wills his meekness to Lorraine (I’m not so bashful) Proett.

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Our Last Will Testament Being of sound mind and body, we, the seniors of 1954 do hereby bequeath the following properties of our person to the underwritten. Alan (They say I’m color-blind) Anderson wills his afliction to M. A. (I like w'ild ties) Ochsner. Don (Arab) Bern will his attractiveness to women to John J.J.) Dwyer. Don (Ponce de) Shalon wills his membership in alcoholics Anonymous lo Gary (I’ll take milk) Frahm. Wally (Anton) Polak wills his faculty friendships to Larry (I have to stay after) Jones. Dan (You cut off all your Curls) Roberts wills his curly red locks to Ronnie (Cue-ball) Kolterman. Pat (Pockets) Eliason wills her embarrasing moments to Lloyd (I got red cheeks) Lanik. Darroll (May I have this dance?) Hoffman wills his ability to dance to Frankie (I like Weston) Stava. Don (Pontoon-foot) Rezek w'ills his size 13 shoes to the Navy to use as gunboats. Don (Nicotino) Robinson wills his lungs to Cancer Research. Leslie (Rack up the balls, boys) Focht w’ills his cue-stick to Gerry (I rip the felt) Wiley. Lawrence (Loverboy) Jelinek wills his captivating smile to Jim (Liberace) Sandstedt. Letty (MMMMMMMMM-Boy) Whittemore wills her oustanding attributes to Loy (‘nuff said) Palecek. Jim (Ricky Ticky) Williams will his love for the classics to the IvLMS Polka Band. Ross (Loaded dice) Flittner wills his honesty to Orville (I gotta go Omaha) Thomas. Lloyd (C.C. Yocum) Benal wills his poker face to Merv (Live it up) Nelson. John (See your dentist twice a year) Kolterman wills his pearly plates to Gayle (Ice-Cold) Erlendson. Bill (Emory) Edwards wills his green Pontiac to Melvin (All mine needs is a little paint) Briggs. Edwin (I hate girls) Hallberg wills his Fremont trips to Kathleen (I’m a homebody) Petersen.

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Many Moons In The Future Now, by the sign of the moons, we are able to read the future of the class of 54. The tom-toms are beating loudly as we see our tribe in action once more after a trying ten years. Leo and Lloyd Benal, the twins, now are running an exclusive New York Jewerely store. They are very happy since Frisco Quinn, the Cannible Queen, is sending them raw diamonds wholesale from her mines in South Africa. Because he has a profound love for baseball, Ross Flittner is now the owner, operator, and manager of the Wahoo “Pee Wees” ball club. Alan Anderson is now the head of the Joe Lukas “Czech Masters” Polka Band now appearing at the Touhy Auditorium. As a sideline he helps to correct flat feet. Connie Borreson. since she is familiarized with the chick industry, is now the slickest chick in the Bubble Dancers’ profession. The election of 1964 finds Ed Hallberg in the Governors seat of the State of New York. As a sideline he runs a goose farm. The soft-spoken Swedeburg gal, Pat Eliason, has found success at last. Now she is the chief girdle tester for Madam Foo Foo of Fifth Avenue. Arnold Fend, because of his experience in the dark, is now developing Esquire calendar pictures. The world’s outstanding Marathon runner, Russell Person, stopped in to say hello today. He is circling the world for the fifth time. Frank Novak, now president of Mobil Gas Company, attributes his success to “watering Mr. and Mrs. Darwin Robbins have returned from an extended tour of the world. Mr. Robbins, famous novelist, has been collecting invaluable information for his next book, “The History of Malmo.” Mrs. Robbins was known to us as Donna Meduna. Danny Roberts is now street cleaner as well as mayor, postmaster, Policeman, and only citizen, of Deadman’s Gulch, Nevada. Word has just been received that Wally Polak has been sent to the Baltimore Orioles to replace the ageing Satchel Paige. Bill “Emory” Edwards, after getting his experience at the Wahoo Bakery, is now the head donut tester for Dolly Madison. Sharon Brown, who is tired of being looked down on, is now looking up. She is Professor of Astronomy at Mount Palomar. the gas.”