Vernonia High School - Memolog Yearbook (Vernonia, OR)

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Cleveland, Don Morgan, famous crime investigator, has finally caught up with Laughing Larry Schaumburg, It seems that Larry didn't realize that having more than one wife was ellegal. Chicago, Eugene Weller Piccadilly, famous hair designer, has just designed a new hair style called Poof. It is a combination of the poddle cut and the pony tail, California, the famous horse jockey, Joe Snook, will race his horse at the Santa Anita Race Track, He hasn't lost a race for three years, Vemonia, Leonard Wilhelm Rockefeller. President of the Oregon American Lumber Cooperation reported that the new addition to the mill amounting to about hundred thousand dollars is nearly completed. The mayor of Vemonia, Roy Getz, will lead the dedication ceremonies as soon as the new addition is completed, Oakland, that Ooh-La La Girl, Kitty Lousie Millis, will make her performance at the El Ray dub, for the next three weeks. Critics claim she will be the most beautiful girl in the show. New York, Mary Falconer opBns as the torch dancer at the Fredrickson Multi-Million Dollar Night Club. Her night club is the 8th wonder of the world. It boasts Baby Doll De Roia, who's hat check girl, and Dangerous Millie Thacker as the bouncer. Chicago, Gene Pugh and Bob Powell have invented a new means of traveling to China. Instead of going around the world, they go through the world. Not only is it shorter, but its lots cheaper. Washington D. C., the President of the United States, Rick Fulton, and the Vice-President, Don Wantland, will leave for a vacation in Florida the latter part of the month for three weeks. This is only their 6th vacation this year. Los Angles, Phil Sisler is now leading Harry James' Orchestra. That famous piano player Frances Kasper, will accompany them on a tour of the United States in five weeks. New Orleans, Shirley White, Shirley Wikstrom, and Ethel Kyser have started their own TV show called Leave it to Donna. That great acting team Mr. and Mrs. Darrell Me Kee (the former Donna Njghtwine) are feature! as the stares of the show. As Ever, 23

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PROPHECY June 12, 1970 Dear Class of 1953, Although our intentions of holding a reunion every three years were sincere, not a one has occurred, I decided I'd get busy and find out where each one of us was, and send a Round Robin to each member. No doubt you'll be as surprised as I was when I uncovered the whereabouts and occupations of our former classmates, Vemonia, Deraid Beauregard Gill, principal, announced that graduation exercises will be held on the 29th, The Vadedictorian speech will be given by Jean Kirkbride, Guess its about time she got out since she has lasted out eight principals. New York, Mike Grady has become the most popular comedian on Broadway, For every preformance there is standing room only. Hollywood, David Closner, better known as Dogwood, had became a millionaire since he's started making Dogwood sandwiches in Hollywood. His stands became so popular, he has retired at an early age. Portland, Federal Trappers, Claude Gibson and Bruce Hoyt, have been jailed as a result of their attempt to trap wolves on Broadway and Washington. That's manslaughter. Louisville, Jack Woolard's studying to be a lawyer in Kentucky. At last report he was trying to send Bill Mac Donald up for $ years for begging candy from a old lady. Portland, Nellie Wolf and Barbara Hunt have just become the owners, of Meier and Frank's. The latter part of the month Katherine Keasey, famous Power's Model will lead the fashion show modeling all of the latest styles for fall. New York, Shirlee Vike is the head artist for that new comic book called Love'em and Leave'em. San Francisco, Margaret Powell has run Lena Horne clear out of the limelight with her new verson of Baby Doll. New York, Chessie Bass Swatzhouse will make her first performance at the Metropolitan Opera House. Following her performance she will make a world tour accompanied by her agent, Nancy Bergerson. Portland, Torrid Terry Smith has made her first performance at the Star Theater leading”the chorus line. 22

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OUR PATHS MUST PART TODAV 24 Patti Ann Baaa Nancy Bergeraon David Cloaner Jeanette De Roia Mary Falconer Marllou Frederlckaon