Vernonia High School - Memolog Yearbook (Vernonia, OR)

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PROPHECY June 12, 1970 Dear Class of 1953, Although our intentions of holding a reunion every three years were sincere, not a one has occurred, I decided I'd get busy and find out where each one of us was, and send a Round Robin to each member. No doubt you'll be as surprised as I was when I uncovered the whereabouts and occupations of our former classmates, Vemonia, Deraid Beauregard Gill, principal, announced that graduation exercises will be held on the 29th, The Vadedictorian speech will be given by Jean Kirkbride, Guess its about time she got out since she has lasted out eight principals. New York, Mike Grady has become the most popular comedian on Broadway, For every preformance there is standing room only. Hollywood, David Closner, better known as Dogwood, had became a millionaire since he's started making Dogwood sandwiches in Hollywood. His stands became so popular, he has retired at an early age. Portland, Federal Trappers, Claude Gibson and Bruce Hoyt, have been jailed as a result of their attempt to trap wolves on Broadway and Washington. That's manslaughter. Louisville, Jack Woolard's studying to be a lawyer in Kentucky. At last report he was trying to send Bill Mac Donald up for $ years for begging candy from a old lady. Portland, Nellie Wolf and Barbara Hunt have just become the owners, of Meier and Frank's. The latter part of the month Katherine Keasey, famous Power's Model will lead the fashion show modeling all of the latest styles for fall. New York, Shirlee Vike is the head artist for that new comic book called Love'em and Leave'em. San Francisco, Margaret Powell has run Lena Horne clear out of the limelight with her new verson of Baby Doll. New York, Chessie Bass Swatzhouse will make her first performance at the Metropolitan Opera House. Following her performance she will make a world tour accompanied by her agent, Nancy Bergerson. Portland, Torrid Terry Smith has made her first performance at the Star Theater leading”the chorus line. 22

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LAST WILL AMD TESTAMENT I, Patti Bass, will ny almost black hair to Ruby Andrus. I, Nancy Bergerson, will my smile tc Nancy Lee Akers. I, David Closner, will my car to anyone that can drive it. I, Jeanette De Roia, will gladly will my Social Ec. book to any Jr. that wants it. I, Mary Falconer, will my forgetfulness to Pat Hickman. I, Marilou Fredickeraon, will nothing bee ause I have nothing to will. I, Rick Fulton, will my worn out sweat socks to Homer Fuller. I, Roy Getz, will my bashfulness to Ronold Leonard. I, Claude Gibson, will my love for jalopies to Ozzie Ray. I, Skeeter Gill, will my height to Wayne Thomas. I, Kike Grady, will my books to anyone that can find them. I, Joyce Howard, will what I already haven't to Joyce Jones. I, Bruce Hoyt, will ny blonde hair to Jerry Herrin. I, Barbara Hunt, will rry eyes to Jody Webb. I, Frances Kasper, will my love for music to Margaret Brissett. I, Katherine Keasey, will my athletic ability to Marlene Gray. I, Kean Kirkbid.de, will ny treasury books to next years treasurer. I, Ethel Kyser, will my camera to next years Memolog Photographer. I, Bill Mac Donald, will my stocking cap to anyone that joins Letterman Club next year. I, Darrell McKee, will my short case to anyone that can get it. I, Faye Millis, will my short legs to Pat Stiff. I, Don Morgan, will my Letterman Club paddle to Dick Gwin. I, Donna Nightwine, will my beauty marks to Katheryn Leonard. I, Bob Powell, will my singing ability to Bertie Lu Ashley. I, Margaret Powell, will my driving ability to any fool that wants it. I, Gene Pugh, will my band instrument to someone that can play it. I, Phil Sisler, will my quietness to Wayne Aldrich. I, Ora May Smith, will gladly will an thing except Larry. I, Joe Snook, will my shortness to Bud Fulton. I, Mildred Thacker, will my long hair to Marylyn Good. I, Shirlie Vike, will my artistic ability to Kathy Sauer. I, Don Wantland, will my worn out football shoes to Chet Ray. I, Gene Weller, will my position on the football team to Pete Norris. I, Shirley White, will my quiet mannerisms to Ken Nanson. I, Shirley Wikstrom, will my laugh to Ann Ortner. I I, Leonard Wilhelm, will my big feet to Kenny Parker. I, Nellie Wolf, will my faithfulness to Patsy King. I, Jack Woolard, will my wittiness to Bill Braun. I, Larry Schaumburg, will xay love for Biology to Jackie 0linger. IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand, d 0r of this -c in the year of our Lord One Thousand Nine “d ■ Hundred 21

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Cleveland, Don Morgan, famous crime investigator, has finally caught up with Laughing Larry Schaumburg, It seems that Larry didn't realize that having more than one wife was ellegal. Chicago, Eugene Weller Piccadilly, famous hair designer, has just designed a new hair style called Poof. It is a combination of the poddle cut and the pony tail, California, the famous horse jockey, Joe Snook, will race his horse at the Santa Anita Race Track, He hasn't lost a race for three years, Vemonia, Leonard Wilhelm Rockefeller. President of the Oregon American Lumber Cooperation reported that the new addition to the mill amounting to about hundred thousand dollars is nearly completed. The mayor of Vemonia, Roy Getz, will lead the dedication ceremonies as soon as the new addition is completed, Oakland, that Ooh-La La Girl, Kitty Lousie Millis, will make her performance at the El Ray dub, for the next three weeks. Critics claim she will be the most beautiful girl in the show. New York, Mary Falconer opBns as the torch dancer at the Fredrickson Multi-Million Dollar Night Club. Her night club is the 8th wonder of the world. It boasts Baby Doll De Roia, who's hat check girl, and Dangerous Millie Thacker as the bouncer. Chicago, Gene Pugh and Bob Powell have invented a new means of traveling to China. Instead of going around the world, they go through the world. Not only is it shorter, but its lots cheaper. Washington D. C., the President of the United States, Rick Fulton, and the Vice-President, Don Wantland, will leave for a vacation in Florida the latter part of the month for three weeks. This is only their 6th vacation this year. Los Angles, Phil Sisler is now leading Harry James' Orchestra. That famous piano player Frances Kasper, will accompany them on a tour of the United States in five weeks. New Orleans, Shirley White, Shirley Wikstrom, and Ethel Kyser have started their own TV show called Leave it to Donna. That great acting team Mr. and Mrs. Darrell Me Kee (the former Donna Njghtwine) are feature! as the stares of the show. As Ever, 23