Vernonia High School - Memolog Yearbook (Vernonia, OR)

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Geneva, Switzerland...Atomic research scientist, June Childress, has perfected a new atomic ray that cooks and serves breakfast in bed—lovely. Vernonia, D. C...Arlene Kirk Shaffer, owner o f the Royal Bowling Emporium, has announced today that she will sell out in order to follow her husband to Saudi, Arabia where he plans to grow rubber trees for use in bubble gum manufacturing. Latin Quarter...Evelyn Puller, fandango dancer, at the Latin Club announced today that she will be married shortly. The name of the groom was not revealed. This is Miss Fuller's fifth marriage. A good good evening, ladies and gentlemen. With lotions of love, I remain, Malta Mitchell, alias Beverly Herrin.

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 Um TVill KNCW ALL MEN BY THESE PRESENTS, That we, members of the Senior Class of Vernonia High School, Vernonia, Columbia County, Oregon, being of various and sundry ages, and being of sound and disposing minds, memories, and not acting under durace, menace, fraud or undue influence of any person or persons whatsoever, and being ever mindful of the certainty of death and the uncertainty of life, we do each of us, declare this to be our Last Will and Testament, hereby revoking all former wills and codicils thereto, in the manner and form, following to wits ARTICLE I We, the dignified members of the class of 191 % do hereby bequeath the followings To the faculty we leave complete authority to run the school as they wish and our sincere thanks and gratitude for their interest and guidance. To the Juniors, our corner of study hall, our reputation as an up and coming class, our books, and our co-operative spirit. To the Sophomores we leave our enthusiasm, our process of ellmi nation, our mottos Two heads be better than one— during exams, and, to the fairer sex of the class, we will our nine-term boys. To the Freshmen, rooks to us, we do will our prayers for their maturity, and our utmost sympathy. To Bob Spencer, with deep regret, we leave the accumulation of four years gum which rests in peace under the study hall desks. ARTICLE II I, Mary Jane Armstrong, will my boisterous voice to Mr. Chipps. I, Ida West, will my full wit to the half-wit Junior Class. I, Bonnie Closner, will not will anything because I am taking my main interest, Dudley Spofford, with me. I, Bob Frederickson, willmy quiet nature to Mary Anne Clark. I, Dudley Spofford, will my promptness in getting to school to Sylvester Williams.