Vernonia High School - Memolog Yearbook (Vernonia, OR)

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Chicago...Stage actress, Marilyn Graves, has abandoned the stage to become a wedding belle. She and hubby. Jack Frank, plan to open a Chop Suey restaurant in Vernonia. Harvard...All text books by Darwin will be replaced by that revolutionary new book, FROM MONKEY TO MAN IN TEN EASY STEPS by Dudley Spofford. Indianapolis...Daredevils, Bill Wilcoxen and Deri Roberts took top honors at the speedway today. They clocked 750 mph in their racer, the Maytag Special. John Hopkins...Doctors Raymond Hahmeyer and Mary Jane Armstrong received medals for their work on the new truth serum. The award was presented by Keith Elliott, Captain of the Police Force. New York City...Scientist, Georgians Mills, has been appointed assistant to Albert Einstein. She has perfected a new theory of relativity. Stephen Hibbs will replace her as Dean of Science at Vernonia University. Chicago...Torch singer, Aileen Johnson, has broken her engagement to Artie Shaw. She plans to retire from public life and buy a fleet of logging trucks. Princeton University...Athletic director, Earl Wantland, announced the appointment of Bill Sword as basketball coach— how do you like this, Harvard and Yale? Mist...John Berg, mayor of Mist, announced today that the city would enlist the services of Dolores Johnson New in redecorating its $15,000,000 recreation center. She and her husband will live in the Closner mansion while, heiress, Bonnie Closner investigates her timber claims in Alaska. Vernonia...Rumor has it that Barbara Borth, head of the English department at the University of Oregon American is engaged. She plans to live the life of Riley. Miami Beach...Mr. and Mrs. Charles L. Waddell announced the engagement of their daughter, Ethel, to Algernon Astor. The newly-weds will spend their honeymoon in South France.

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Geneva, Switzerland...Atomic research scientist, June Childress, has perfected a new atomic ray that cooks and serves breakfast in bed—lovely. Vernonia, D. C...Arlene Kirk Shaffer, owner o f the Royal Bowling Emporium, has announced today that she will sell out in order to follow her husband to Saudi, Arabia where he plans to grow rubber trees for use in bubble gum manufacturing. Latin Quarter...Evelyn Puller, fandango dancer, at the Latin Club announced today that she will be married shortly. The name of the groom was not revealed. This is Miss Fuller's fifth marriage. A good good evening, ladies and gentlemen. With lotions of love, I remain, Malta Mitchell, alias Beverly Herrin.