Vernonia High School - Memolog Yearbook (Vernonia, OR)

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my good grades to those very CLASS WILL This is V, H. S., the voice of Progress. We now take the fastest means of delivering the last Will and Testament of members of the class of 1938, which, at the age of four years, is departing from these halls. Being sound in body and mind, v«e hereby bequeath: To the Faculty: Our deepest regret that there are no more great classes like ours. I, Olive Hansen, will few who might need them. I, Jack Childs, leave my irreproachable record as an example to the freshmen. I, Margaret Salomonsen,bequeath my hern-rimmed glasses to anyone wishing to appear studious. I, Daisy MacDonald, leave to Barbara Dustin my air of sophistication that it took me four years to acquire. I, Edith Ludwig, will my ability to catch a man to Erlene Jenkins. I, Bob Conant, will the thirty pounds lost in football to Clifford Bergerson. I, Ralph Devaney, will my ability to play hookey to Marjorie Silvis. I, James Smith,v.rill my nickname, Freddie Bartholomew, to Edison Aldrich, I, Perry McGee, Byers. I, Kyle Clark, will my ability to get along with Miss Wilkinson to anyone wanting it. I, Elmer Michener, will my unfinished projects in industrial arts to Joanne Nichols. I, Ed Workman, will my sense of rhythm to Jack Anderson. I, Margie Lange, Trill my quiet manner to Fritz Haus-ler and Pat McCabe. I, Francis Fluke, will my Ford V 8 to the junk yard. I, Norman Crowder, will my uncles to the first authorities who catch them. Ij Bertha Thompson, will my ability to raise my eyebrows to Miss Beck. I, Hugh McDonald, will Hazelann Parker to anyone who can hold her. I, Virginia Henderson, will my height to Bessie Bell. I, Ed Baker,will my graceful stride to Cecil Andrews. I, Lillian Kelly will my good grados to Bonnie Jirner. will my streamline sideburns to Jim