Ventura College - La Revista Yearbook (Ventura, CA)

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Using knowledge You Acqured at School You Will Depend On m T MMdW! uo) mhJm FOR THE FINEST OF MEATS AND MEAT PRODUCTS VENTURA COUNTY ' S OLDEST AND BEST MARKETS Goliath: Why don ' t you stand up and fight like a man ' ' David: Wait till I get a little boulder. Vv hy Girls Leave Home To go to college and go to work. To get married and go to work. To go to work. Hester Allen: Would you be a bigamist if there were no law aoainst it? Charles: Would P Say, I ' d just love TWO. THE MOVIE PRODUCER HAS A NIGHTMARE The Monster raised his glittering weapon over the sleeping beauty. Sherlock Holmes, from his hiding place, cocked his gun. Fu Manchu saw the great detective ' s movement and brought his deadly blow-gun to his lips. Philo Vance acted at once. Immediately he raised his handkerchief and blew his nose Gordon Trenholm What music are you going to have for your dance! ' Edith McConnell, A three piece orchestra — piano, player, and bench. Jeanne Fitch: This paper is fairly good, but you must write so any fool can understand you. Miss Stewart: Which part is not clear to you ' Jane Kinsey: Don ' t you think shooting dice is a dirty game ' Jimmy Meyers: No, it always cleans me, The Raspberry Quartette will now sing that famous Scotch song entitled, For Two Cents I Would Throw this Penny Away. The average woman has a vocabulary of only one thousand words. That ' s a small stock but think of the turnover. ■ ' ■■ 124

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FOLKS WE ' RE ALL CRAZY ABOUT People who ask each freshman, Well, how does it feel to be in 0011696? Fellows who call girls babes. People who borrow notes. People who won ' t lend notes. Profs, who never miss a class. People who really think it shows efficiency to carry a brief case. Student fountain waiters who bring fish )A hej you order a beef sandwich and then laugn n say, I thought you said halibut. People who cheat more than we do in gxaftis People who brag about how little they (udy or how many classes they cut. Men who try to act like the moving picture version of a college student. Clerks who chuckle when they inform you that there are no more second-hand copies of the book you want. Men who still persist in imitating Joe E, Brown People who yet believe that one forms friend- ships at all-college digs. Men C ) who attend sorority bridge teas. People who have a mama for introducing every- one PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE COLOSSAL NERVE TO READ BALLYHOO IN THE LA REVISTA OFFICE, could see words forming on Jerry ' s lips, and I waited eagerly for them. I had not long to wait. wonder, she said to me, her eyes agleam with interest, I wonder whethei she called the roll in English or not. WHOZIT ? ? your She: You drunken beast! If I were condition I ' d shoot myself. He: Lady, if you were in my condition, you ' d mish yourself. The joke editor may dig and slave Till his finger tips are sore; But some poor fish is sure to say, I ' ve heard that joke before Miss Toland: lf you subtract fourteen from a hundred sixteen, what ' s the difference? Bill Hunt: Yeah, I think it ' s a lot of foolish- ness, too. WHOZIT ? ? A man was seen in front of the insane asylum dangling a piece of string with a stick attached to it, over a flower bed, when a visitor approached and asked, How many have you caughti ' The insane man replied, You ' re the ninth z: . . JL ' Sy ' . ' S : ' S7. .z:i..4L. A.z . ,s 123

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