Ventura College - La Revista Yearbook (Ventura, CA)

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Ventura Departivient Store T|Vv ainatPalm • - For Better Values • • Phone 5103f ; Don t Let Anyone Tell You It s Hard to Make a Dress USE A McCALL PATTERN and dtscoiier how easy it is! ROM start to finish, there ' s not one single difficult thing about making a frock I Here ' s the procedure from A to Z— 1— you select your smart McCall Pattern at our Pattern Counter, 2— you choose a suitable fabric from the vast numbers of new weaves in our Fabric Section; 3— you lay and cut your McCall Pat- tern like an expert, for even beginners are experts when they follow McCall ' s simple directions; 4— you join your pieces as the numbered notches indicate and sew as the printed instructions on the pattern pieces direct you to; 5— you refer to the Printo Gravure for finishing information. Does it sound difficult? Of course not— and it isn ' t, for McCall Patterns are created for modern women who insist on a pattern that ' s as modern as they are themselves! VISIT OUR McCALL SECTION THIS VERY DAY FOR SMART FRENCH MODELS f: ' A . ±y [ E .s 122

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FOLKS WE ' RE ALL CRAZY ABOUT People who ask each freshman, Well, how does it feel to be in 0011696? Fellows who call girls babes. People who borrow notes. People who won ' t lend notes. Profs, who never miss a class. People who really think it shows efficiency to carry a brief case. Student fountain waiters who bring fish )A hej you order a beef sandwich and then laugn n say, I thought you said halibut. People who cheat more than we do in gxaftis People who brag about how little they (udy or how many classes they cut. Men who try to act like the moving picture version of a college student. Clerks who chuckle when they inform you that there are no more second-hand copies of the book you want. Men who still persist in imitating Joe E, Brown People who yet believe that one forms friend- ships at all-college digs. Men C ) who attend sorority bridge teas. People who have a mama for introducing every- one PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE COLOSSAL NERVE TO READ BALLYHOO IN THE LA REVISTA OFFICE, could see words forming on Jerry ' s lips, and I waited eagerly for them. I had not long to wait. wonder, she said to me, her eyes agleam with interest, I wonder whethei she called the roll in English or not. WHOZIT ? ? your She: You drunken beast! If I were condition I ' d shoot myself. He: Lady, if you were in my condition, you ' d mish yourself. The joke editor may dig and slave Till his finger tips are sore; But some poor fish is sure to say, I ' ve heard that joke before Miss Toland: lf you subtract fourteen from a hundred sixteen, what ' s the difference? Bill Hunt: Yeah, I think it ' s a lot of foolish- ness, too. WHOZIT ? ? A man was seen in front of the insane asylum dangling a piece of string with a stick attached to it, over a flower bed, when a visitor approached and asked, How many have you caughti ' The insane man replied, You ' re the ninth z: . . JL ' Sy ' . ' S : ' S7. .z:i..4L. A.z . ,s 123