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9! Taking her home or otherwise ending the date: AD Bl Cl DD ED F7 GD HP You are a general turkey in no-trump. Take her on home and be polite. Itis the least you could do. And don't try anything at the door, klutz. Next time, try to be more human. Start over at 1. Kick yourself repeatedly for being a complete ass, then go to 9A, UNLESS she passed out too. If she passed out before you did, try to act like you didnit. Be brotherly and understanding, then progress to 9C. Take her home fto her homej and hope she invites you up. Take her home Cto her homey and turn her over to the girls on her hall or her roommates or whatever. That is, unless you can find another date. If you can't, life is rough. If you can, look at 9H and proceed with caution. It is generally considered bad manners to abandon a girl who is passed out cold in a part of town that she is wholly unfamiliar with, sell her to turks or white slavers, or take advantage of inebriation in any other way. If it's at all convenient, try to see that the poor girl gets home. Itis probably not her fault. Now you don't believe that and neither do I, but imagine what sheill tell her friends if she wakes up tomorrow morning on the tables in Charlie's O.K. Corrale and Lounge. You might want to go out with one of those friends some day. Take her home fto your homej. Now this isnit as licentious as it may sound. If you've had that much to drink, you probably don't have enough walking moments left that you can make it all the way to her dorm, hassle With her friends, and then make it all the way home before you cash your food coupons for the evening. If you are feeling really polite Qand I don't know many people who are feeling really polite when they're just this side of making the beets listj you ought to find somewhere else to sleep. If you're normal, play it by ear. If you wake up together, chances for a deep and meaningful relationship have increased manifold. Brushing your teeth before you proceed to get deep and meaningful is a good logistic as well as hygenic move, though from a tactical! strategic perspective, it may be a bit much. f Hey, We both seem to have awakened. Why don't we brush our teeth, then get back in bed and see what happens?,,j. You can see the error in this approach. On the other hand, if just play it by ear, she may reward you for being so understanding, as well as bribe you not to tell anybody what happened. It can be a very cozy arrangement, especially since you passed out, too. She might be interested andfor turned on by this sort of thing. If it looks like she is, try your luck at 8. If not, it's another case of 9A. Read it over just for future reference, then go on to QC. You lose, buckwheat. Find yourself another girl, which means going back to 1. Extremely sticky situation. You might, just for the sake of propriety, take date A home before beginning with date B, but if things look really promising and! or inviting fget it?l spend about five minutes thinking about it, then go immediately to 7, if possible. .
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