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19,9 I 5. I rex Alto W' il EX f' li l Seeflsll, . N I X x X -Ac I n if x ,,w.fp ir , x Pxfsnf , it Seventy-eight I 1 , m .TWP I 411 J. ek, at 'rig .ww ' .. .LN 2 ,a A NATURAL PREFERENCE It seemed a curious question to little Harry when his uncle asked: What part of the chicken do you prefer, my little man? I like the meat, said Harry, as he passed his plate timidly. A young German who wished to be enlisted in the navy, but was unable to speak English, was being coached by an officer. Look here, Mike, when the inspector comes to you he will ask you how old you are. And you must say twenty-seven years, 2-7 y-e-a-r-s-. Then he will ask you how long you have been in the service. And you tell him three months: three m-o-n-t-h-s. The following week the inspector came and walking up to the German said: Good-morning, friend, and how long have you been in the service? Twenty-seven years, was the answer. Well, that's funny, I never saw you before. How old are you? Three months, replied the German. Say what do you think I am, a lunatis or a fool? Both, boldly answered the German. I have. Thirty days DISARMAMENT Prof. in Sunday School: The devil is a tempterg A bad companion is a tempter, Therefore the devil is a bad comp anion Hardie at the table: The devil is a tempter, Pie is a tempter, Therefore this is a devil of :L pu Nobody ever heard of 11 sentence without a predicate. What is it? n President, a few years hence: Where's the Army? dbx Secretary of War: He's gone out rowing in the Navy. KN She-I wouldn't marry you if you were the only man in the O R N1 world. He-Of course you wouldn't. You'd get killed in the rush. ,l , . . --. . f ks! I Two men, having simultaneously fired at an eagle, and killed , X him, an Irishman observed that they might have saved their powder ,X I and shot, for the fall would have killed him. ik f X .li , f 5 Miss Core Qto tardy scholarj: Why are you late? 1 2 XS, Chunky Murrin: VVell, the sign- X' H Miss Core: What has the sign to do with your tardiness? 1 Ti ' 'Xl Xi? Chunky: It said, School Ahead, Go Slow. 7 Q V l xx xx, i-, ,i, A Kr 2 'XX Bill H.- I don't think I deserve a zero, Mr. Knopp. Xff Ai Mr. Knopp-- Neither do I, but it is the lowest mark I'm allowed , A ,- to give. A --- ... ii., fl Shocked wife: John, I'll never take you to another party. John: Why? ' 'U f Wifey: You asked Mr. Beane how her husband was standing the heat, and he has been dead for two months. M, I envy the person that knows more than I. And I pity the one '4ff,,J,1,,if,' that knows less. -i . A 4, ' ' . .. , , , , 3 A -. L I ' ' 1 '. . . . . , 3 i , s A . ,A .L,,..., .,, , Q , . 1 , Q I- .4 s - , , . ., . . ... - M ...ii 4-. 'I J.. :.. .einz-Lo ELEM J1AffT'i:f?'. 5?i'4..f9i,f1'Zu .r'Wei-Leif?'g,'.jgJ'yf.3 , if? r L ' ' V VL' 7 'f I' ' rms. .iiaienfiia-,:.:i.f ,ix .QM 1.1. iff.5...,:, i
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