Valley High School - Vallerata Yearbook (Valley, AL)

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FREAK DAY DOOR PLATES Carrying out the idea of the Fairy Tales, each teacher had a special notice on his or her dovr. Miss Fisher ,.,,., A................,..,. Miss Pritchard .,,..,..,,.....,......,, Miss N. H. Taylor Y Miss Ruth Smith ,,.. Mr. Thomas , ,,,,,,. . Miss Rogers ,,,..., Miss Stewart ,,,,,.,. The Fisherman's Wife The Enchanted Ring The Magis Swan .. The Golden Blackbird King of the Dieties Pandora The Queen of Hearts Mr. Spencer i,,,.,,..,., ....,..,,................ H ercules Mr. C. J. Quick ..,... ,,,,...,,.,Y,..v........V....... M erlin Miss Waller ..,,...,.. ,.,,,....,.....,.,,..,..,,.. T he Raven Miss Anderson ,, ,. Anderson's Fairy Tales Miss Merriman ,.,, Miss Cox . ,.,, .i,,. . Miss Neale , ,,.,. ,..,, . .. Miss M. L. Taylor Miss Knapp , ,,.. Miss Wilson .,,,ii,,.,,. Mr. Melick ....,,. ,...,,.,.., Mr. Klingensmith Mr. Bird ,,...,.,,, Miss Marsh ,,,.,,..,,., Miss Musg'rave ,, - Rose fNelIieJ Little Snow White . The Dancing Slippers Queen Bee The Heart of Ice The Star The Frog Prince ...,.....,.,.,..,Rumpelsti1skin The Golden Bird The Lady of the Lake The Wonderful Musician Miss Peters ..,,, , .v..,.,,.,,.,........,, The Riddle Mr. Patton ..,, ....,.....,........... S ir Galahad Mr. Reagon , .,,.. The Little Tin Soldier Mr. Abbott ,. ,,.. ,...............,,.....,.....,. V ulcan Miss Loy Smith ,.,,,., ...... T he Golden Spinner Miss McHenry ,, Miss Berkshire .,,, Miss Sheltman ..., Miss Kerr .. ..,,., ,. Mr. Houseal ..,,,, Mr. Knopp ,,... Miss Thomas ,,,,,.. Miss Hodges Miss Coleman ,... Mis Hartley ,,.i. Mr. Steele .,,,.. .. Miss More ..,,,...,i,,.. Miss Meerwein .,.i Mrs. Lake ,...,.,.i. Mr. Stewart ,,,,,. Mss Core ,,.,..,. Miss Nicely ,,..,. Mr. Yeager ..,., Miss Phelps ,.,, Miss Spencer ,.,. Mr. Quick ,,.,. Mr. Stoetzer ...,. The Master-nraid Felicia Cinderella Our Fairy Godmother Karl Katz Tom Thumb A .......... Puss in the Boots The Japanese Princess Mrs. Fox Goldilocks Pied Piper The Clever Starling Rumpenzel The Water Lily Faithful John Seven at One Blow The Changling Prince Charming The Lost Lamb The Blue Bird Bluebeard Alladin Seventy-Five

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N-1 ' pfvlvvcv. Clin-nlin 1?f'W?.M 3 . , Q 1' .i K l - l N A' it 1 lg I i . lf, Xxx I y I X, i 'rr 'XX if l X Wil .li lillx 1 1 1 . i l i 1 fl' if U I A-.1 1 X' 5 I Seventy-four 1 1 ilt. J 'QV-v . IN - SIMPLE LANGUAGE The superintendent recently called upon a visitor to say a few words to the Sunday school, the members of which are children of tender age. The speaker, well known for his verbose and circumlocutory manner of speech, began his address as follows: This morning, children, I propose to offer you an epitome of the life of St. Paul. It may be, perhaps, that there are among you some too young to grasp the meaning of the word 'epitome'. 'Epi- tome,' children, is in its signification synonymous with synopsis. A Parkersburg grocer told more than he meant to in his Christ- mas advertisement: Apples, Oranges, Imported Nuts, Fruit Cake. Shop now and avoid the rush remember the early bird gets the worm. LOGICAL Mr. Bird was trying to impress upon his pupils the meaning of f and ff in a song they were about to learn. After explaining the first sign, he said, Now, children, if f means forte, what does ff mean? Eighty! shouted Jim Doak. Mr. and Mrs. Ez Pash were awakened at daybreak the other morning by burglars singing in the cellar. MacDonald- Hoot, mon l McDonnell- Oi'll not! D' yez take me fer an owl? A crowd of boys were standing in front of the High School talking. An unconcerned fellow came up and said, I know a fellow who shaves one and some times eight times a day. Everett Schultz: Who? Unconcerned fellow: The Barber.

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,,,-.. PADS There are fads to pester mother, There are fods that pester dad, There are rouge and paint and powder But they aren't the onl . ds. There are woolen socks and oxfords, No hats and dime gazooks, Watches, rings and pocketbooks, Mandolins and Ukes. The fad broke out at Christmas To have an autograph, And every time we turn around It's write a paragraph. But the latest fad,- No one knows where 'twas found, It may have dropped from heaven Or sprouted from the ground. One thought it terrible When fellows wore mustaches, But I wish someone would tell me Who discovered golashes. In the Long Ago AlN'T NATURE GRAND A horse sleeps standing up, So do most telephone users. Qiqfx 2 S x. , Some people scratch their heads when thinking. Others just scratch their heads. The corncob crop of the U. S. is being wasted. So there's still room for another breakfast food. 7 7 I . f V Hotels always serve finger bowls with grapefruit. But what the world really needs is a pair of grapefruit goggles. , I Biff ' 3 A silent alarm clock has been invented. 29 But we're still waiting for the silent snore. F U N Seventy-six - li ' L ills' l A, Y ty, F