Valley High School - Vallerata Yearbook (Valley, AL)

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N-1 ' pfvlvvcv. Clin-nlin 1?f'W?.M 3 . , Q 1' .i K l - l N A' it 1 lg I i . lf, Xxx I y I X, i 'rr 'XX if l X Wil .li lillx 1 1 1 . i l i 1 fl' if U I A-.1 1 X' 5 I Seventy-four 1 1 ilt. J 'QV-v . IN - SIMPLE LANGUAGE The superintendent recently called upon a visitor to say a few words to the Sunday school, the members of which are children of tender age. The speaker, well known for his verbose and circumlocutory manner of speech, began his address as follows: This morning, children, I propose to offer you an epitome of the life of St. Paul. It may be, perhaps, that there are among you some too young to grasp the meaning of the word 'epitome'. 'Epi- tome,' children, is in its signification synonymous with synopsis. A Parkersburg grocer told more than he meant to in his Christ- mas advertisement: Apples, Oranges, Imported Nuts, Fruit Cake. Shop now and avoid the rush remember the early bird gets the worm. LOGICAL Mr. Bird was trying to impress upon his pupils the meaning of f and ff in a song they were about to learn. After explaining the first sign, he said, Now, children, if f means forte, what does ff mean? Eighty! shouted Jim Doak. Mr. and Mrs. Ez Pash were awakened at daybreak the other morning by burglars singing in the cellar. MacDonald- Hoot, mon l McDonnell- Oi'll not! D' yez take me fer an owl? A crowd of boys were standing in front of the High School talking. An unconcerned fellow came up and said, I know a fellow who shaves one and some times eight times a day. Everett Schultz: Who? Unconcerned fellow: The Barber.

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,y ,A-125.1 , ,. tL..g1- -4 -51 stmigqws yd. T? ,faygf-fgj, .E .tb , -. ,. .- , l,Q.,3 A some or us Top Row, Left to RightfNorma Dunham, Eugene Knight, Elizabeth M'-Cluer, Frances Kingsley, Julia Welch, Merle Casper. Lower Row, Left to Right-Hattie Matheny, Robert Hansel, Helen O'BriLn, Elizabeth Ransell, Sylvester Smith, Madge Davis. I EXPERT TESTQMOFY No, de factory is made of bricks. ta y1UH5hf0ll'9lgUerfwaihbemg 'Grieg mbC0U1't and the fines' 'Oh, Lord! Laszky, what do you make in that factory? l0Illhg' y e awyer or e prosecu ion egan. f-Eight dollars a veekjf NOW, Laslky, what do YOU 1107 'No, no! What does the factory make? Vat do I do Ven? I dunno. A lot of money, I tink. When yi'-1, W01'k, Of COUYS3-H 'No, listen. What kind of goods does the factory VY, W01' - ' produce? I know, but what at? Oh, good goods. Q A Bench-' B t h 1: k' d f d d-2 ignkriog-ggrlgnow, but where do you work at a bench? mTlLev:,eZt dgle Lygoo goo b , ' Of what? kind of a factory? Hof dose goodsy nc ' Your Honor, said the lawyer, I give up. Ah, we're getting there. The factory makes bricks? seventy.Tm,es

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FREAK DAY DOOR PLATES Carrying out the idea of the Fairy Tales, each teacher had a special notice on his or her dovr. Miss Fisher ,.,,., A................,..,. Miss Pritchard .,,..,..,,.....,......,, Miss N. H. Taylor Y Miss Ruth Smith ,,.. Mr. Thomas , ,,,,,,. . Miss Rogers ,,,..., Miss Stewart ,,,,,.,. The Fisherman's Wife The Enchanted Ring The Magis Swan .. The Golden Blackbird King of the Dieties Pandora The Queen of Hearts Mr. Spencer i,,,.,,..,., ....,..,,................ H ercules Mr. C. J. Quick ..,... ,,,,...,,.,Y,..v........V....... M erlin Miss Waller ..,,...,.. ,.,,,....,.....,.,,..,..,,.. T he Raven Miss Anderson ,, ,. Anderson's Fairy Tales Miss Merriman ,.,, Miss Cox . ,.,, .i,,. . Miss Neale , ,,.,. ,..,, . .. Miss M. L. Taylor Miss Knapp , ,,.. Miss Wilson .,,,ii,,.,,. Mr. Melick ....,,. ,...,,.,.., Mr. Klingensmith Mr. Bird ,,...,.,,, Miss Marsh ,,,.,,..,,., Miss Musg'rave ,, - Rose fNelIieJ Little Snow White . The Dancing Slippers Queen Bee The Heart of Ice The Star The Frog Prince ...,.....,.,.,..,Rumpelsti1skin The Golden Bird The Lady of the Lake The Wonderful Musician Miss Peters ..,,, , .v..,.,,.,,.,........,, The Riddle Mr. Patton ..,, ....,.....,........... S ir Galahad Mr. Reagon , .,,.. The Little Tin Soldier Mr. Abbott ,. ,,.. ,...............,,.....,.....,. V ulcan Miss Loy Smith ,.,,,., ...... T he Golden Spinner Miss McHenry ,, Miss Berkshire .,,, Miss Sheltman ..., Miss Kerr .. ..,,., ,. Mr. Houseal ..,,,, Mr. Knopp ,,... Miss Thomas ,,,,,.. Miss Hodges Miss Coleman ,... Mis Hartley ,,.i. Mr. Steele .,,,.. .. Miss More ..,,,...,i,,.. Miss Meerwein .,.i Mrs. Lake ,...,.,.i. Mr. Stewart ,,,,,. Mss Core ,,.,..,. Miss Nicely ,,..,. Mr. Yeager ..,., Miss Phelps ,.,, Miss Spencer ,.,. Mr. Quick ,,.,. Mr. Stoetzer ...,. The Master-nraid Felicia Cinderella Our Fairy Godmother Karl Katz Tom Thumb A .......... Puss in the Boots The Japanese Princess Mrs. Fox Goldilocks Pied Piper The Clever Starling Rumpenzel The Water Lily Faithful John Seven at One Blow The Changling Prince Charming The Lost Lamb The Blue Bird Bluebeard Alladin Seventy-Five