Valley High School - Vallerata Yearbook (Valley, AL)

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Florsheim QPR? y ' ww Shoes for Young Men Florsheim shoes for young men are recognized as the style leaders for the young man who desires the very newest and latest in shoes or oxfords. We can show you shoes and brogue oxfords with the real pep and style for young men. Watch Florsheim styles for young 11108. MODEL SHOE STORE 306 Market. In United Woolen Mills Bldg. The Apex Electric Suction Cleaner I A I 10 ART A B C Electric Laundress Coffield Electric Washer and SETS McHenry Electric Co. CONSTRUCTION AND REPAIR WORK LIGHTING FIXTURES AND APPLIANCES 624 Juliana Street. Phone 1349 Four men were playing draw poker. One was cheating and had only one eye. One of the party saw him cheatg he drew a re- volver and placed it on the table, saying, The first man I catch cheating, I'll shoot his other eye out. 11...-...T- Why do they always put a woman's head on coins Well, you see, money talks. i..T . If I had an apple and you had a bite, what would you do? Eat it. F. H. Markey HART SCHAFFNER AND MARX CLOTHES FOR MEN AND YOUNG MEN NO, scratch it. 411 MARKET STREET

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H. J. Smith Typewriter Exchange H. J. SMITH, Manager ALL STANDARD MAKE TYPEWRITERS SPECIAL RENTAL SALES CONTRACTS 308 Fifth Street Phone 228 McKinney's - - Dry Goods The House of Honest Values, Exclusive distributors for Lucille Corsets and Richelieu Underwear PARKERSBURG-,S BEST HOSIERY STORE Four-O-Nine Market St. Parkersburg, W. Va. Englishman: Corking' building, eh what? Yank: Yep, bottling works. People who live in glass houses should dress in the dark. Don B: Surveying a little? V. Knopp: No, surveying a lot. eiSOI'1 Plumbing ompany Parkeraburg's Dependable Plumbing and Heating Contractors THE PLUMBERS WITH A CONSCIENCEH Take a Bath Every Day

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Freed Br0s.Co. Dealers In PAINTS. WALL PAPER. DRY GOODS AND NOTIONS Oils, Varnishes, Brushes, Window Glass, Contract Painters and Paperhangers, Estimates Cheerfully Given. Ask us about refinish- ing your Floors and Furniture. You may have the benefit of our many years of experience. S01 SEVENTH STREET PARKERSBURG, W. VA. HUT D06 LUNCH 325 SIXTH STREET THE BEST PLACE IN THE CITY Next to the New National Woolen Mills Building JOHN CARRAS, Prop. A YOUTHFUL LOGICIAN Margaret is only seven years old, but sometimes quite naughty. On one of these occasions her mother, hoping to be particularly impressive, said: Don't you know that if you keep on doing so many naughty things your children will be naughty, too? Margaret dimpled, and cried, triumphantly, Oh, mother, now you have given yourself'away! Ma, must I wash my face. Certainly. Aw, why can't I powder it like you? When you tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out the other. When you tell a woman anything, it goes in both ears and comes out her mouth. LET EACH AND EVERY ONE START THE NEW YEAR OFF WITH JOY TO HIS FELLOWMAN With GA THE MAN THAT SHINES YOU UP WITH A SMILE EVERY DAY 225 SIXTH STREET