Valley High School - Vallerata Yearbook (Valley, AL)

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H. J. Smith Typewriter Exchange H. J. SMITH, Manager ALL STANDARD MAKE TYPEWRITERS SPECIAL RENTAL SALES CONTRACTS 308 Fifth Street Phone 228 McKinney's - - Dry Goods The House of Honest Values, Exclusive distributors for Lucille Corsets and Richelieu Underwear PARKERSBURG-,S BEST HOSIERY STORE Four-O-Nine Market St. Parkersburg, W. Va. Englishman: Corking' building, eh what? Yank: Yep, bottling works. People who live in glass houses should dress in the dark. Don B: Surveying a little? V. Knopp: No, surveying a lot. eiSOI'1 Plumbing ompany Parkeraburg's Dependable Plumbing and Heating Contractors THE PLUMBERS WITH A CONSCIENCEH Take a Bath Every Day

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IN THE HOME OR AT THE FOUNTAIN irlmp tial The otormart PARKERSBURG L moo n-FOR -Fordsom CARS TRUCKS TRACTORS THIRD TIME UNLUCKY A colored soldier in the American army was on guard for the first time in his life. A dark form approached him. Haiti he cried, in a threatening tone. Who are you? 'The officer of the day. Advance. The officer advanced, but before he had proceeded half a dozen steps the dusky centry again cried, Halt! This is the second time you have halted me, observed the officer. What are you goin' to do next? Never you mind what ah's gonna do. Mah orders are to call 'Halt' three times, den shoot. Web fgafzfzelhony Juv. FASHION PARK CLOTHES FURNISHINGS 609 MARKET STREET

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Florsheim QPR? y ' ww Shoes for Young Men Florsheim shoes for young men are recognized as the style leaders for the young man who desires the very newest and latest in shoes or oxfords. We can show you shoes and brogue oxfords with the real pep and style for young men. Watch Florsheim styles for young 11108. MODEL SHOE STORE 306 Market. In United Woolen Mills Bldg. The Apex Electric Suction Cleaner I A I 10 ART A B C Electric Laundress Coffield Electric Washer and SETS McHenry Electric Co. CONSTRUCTION AND REPAIR WORK LIGHTING FIXTURES AND APPLIANCES 624 Juliana Street. Phone 1349 Four men were playing draw poker. One was cheating and had only one eye. One of the party saw him cheatg he drew a re- volver and placed it on the table, saying, The first man I catch cheating, I'll shoot his other eye out. 11...-...T- Why do they always put a woman's head on coins Well, you see, money talks. i..T . If I had an apple and you had a bite, what would you do? Eat it. F. H. Markey HART SCHAFFNER AND MARX CLOTHES FOR MEN AND YOUNG MEN NO, scratch it. 411 MARKET STREET