Valhalla High School - Ragnarok Yearbook (El Cajon, CA)

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PART THREE OTHER CLUBS Pyle: These kids work very hard to become farmers because agriculturists make up the back-bone of our Nation. Zulini: I apologize for making sport of their animals. Pyle: The next two organizations I would like to show you are K-VAL and the Saga Staff. Zorphus: Aren't they involved with some sort of communication with the students? Pyle: Yes. K-VAL is a radio station which broadcasts music during the break for the enjoyment of all. Zulini: Isn't the Saga Staff a group of llstudents who are responsible for printing that hne periodical known as HThe Saga? I've seen students all over the campus anxiously viewing them with their scanners. Pyle: Yes, they toil laboriously to collect all bits of important news so it can be presented to others. Zorphus: Such devotion and adherence! Pyle: The Enterprise even offers clubs to our eager young scholars with thirsts for knowledge. C.S.F. and the Chemistry Surf Club are two such organizations. Zorphus: The Chemistry Surf Club? What an odd combination of antipodal activities. Zulini: Don't they try to enhance their knowledge of chemistry while simultaneously enjoying the many recreational activities that your planet has to offer? Pyle: Yep, that's the group! Zorphus: Earlier, you mentioned ' something about C.S.F. Are your ltstudents interested in Sulfuric Californium. Pyle: No, no, no . . . I was referring to C.S.F., the California Scholarship Federation. This is a large group of extremely intelligent students who participate only in the most intellectual of activities since their primary concern is to achieve high grade-point averages. Zulini: Really? What do they do? Pyle: Oh . . . they go on field trips to the Zoo or Disneyland ... Zorphus: I believe I have heard enough, Comrade Pyle. Please, continue the tour . . . 98 in H. fff .4- 5P I .- . . , ., . A-+3-Q12 riff , . f l -.f' . I , . 8 I 1 I h ar 'i ll ,1 f .

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if571tIaT THREE ' Zulini: Why are those ltstudents hammering fervently on those larg, metal coffers? Are they what y.ou would consider tljuvenile delinquents? Pyle: Well not exactly . . . although we do try to discourage our students from pounding on the vending 'machines You see, sometimes the machines tend to steal your money. Zorphus: So the machines are the culprits! Why doesn't someone apprehend the pilfering purlioners? l Pyle: Because the students actually give them the money. Normally they expect food in return for their coins, but sometimes the machines get stubborn and refuse to give them something to eat. It's not really' stealing . . . it's greedinessl Zulini: Why don't they purchase their comestibles from a more reliable source? Pyle: They would, but the vending machines are all that we have. Zorphus: What sort of victuals do these machines serve? Pyle: Oh . . . yogurt, milk, ice cream bars . .. Zulini: Ice cream bars! Aren't they filled with BHA and BHT, Lecithin, Vanillin, and various other other dangerous emulsifiers? Pyle: Yes, and they aQJ have a lot of harmful preservatives. We call these edibles ujunk food , and the Enterprise has every kind to choose from. Zorphus: Can you not go anywhere in order to obtain a more nourishing meal? - Pyle: Well, many people go to the ,, Orange Outpost. Zulini: Outpost? Isn't that the name of a place used in ancient times for the purpose of carrying out bodily functions? Pyle: No, you're thinking of a similar- sounding word. The Orange Outpost is a student store run primarily by members of a merchandising club known as DECA. The store sells everything from books to records, but its large selection of palate-pleasing health foods is a definite money maker. Zorphus: lvlmmm ...sounds delectable! I would very much like to savor one of these palatable pasturages in my oral cavity. Zulini: Wait until we get' back, Zorphus, and I will make you a good, home- depressurized meal. in I g Pyle: If youfre interested in good food, you should drop in on a meeting of our Future Homemakers of America. Not only do these girls cook delicious Nieals, but try also learn the many domestic chores associated with the modern homemaker. Zorphus: Where we come from, chores for the modern homemaker are reserved for a computer . . . these female species must have the minds of an android! Pyle: Well if they do, then they probably also belong to thewlath Team or the lVlath and Computer Club. These two. groups are designed specifically for our more intellectually capable students. Zorphus: Now that sounds appealing! Please outline this club further! Pyle: lignoring Zorphusl ...u Moving right along, we have the Bicycle Club. This is an organization that is very near and dear to me because HYours Truly is the club's advisor. Zulini: I would very much like to meet this llYours Truly . . . he sounds like a very deditated person. ' Zorphus: I don't think that I could ever ride such a contraption. Do these ustudents actually' ride bikes across the land or is the Cycling Club merely San club dedicated to the invention of the bicycle? Pyle: No, they ride these bikes around the city for fun and exercise. Zorphus: It looks evenmwore difhcult than dancing! 1 Pyle: . 5. For our students with cosmopolitan tastes, we have the I- Club. Zulini: I take it that you are a member of this club, Comrade Pyle, since you are familiar with the deterioration of one's optical scanners. ' Pyle: This is not the Eye Club, it's the I- Clubl The letter UI is merelyan abbreviation for the word international','. This group examines the styles and customs of foreign lands, and its most prestigious A member is Frank Harries, our I s :.:i. f J :Q s - lk 1, '--si - P ' Zorphus: Is he a malevolereforeigner? Pyle: Oh no! Frank is friendly and sincere. I'll introduce you to him later. Zulini: That would be mdst conciliatory of you. ' : Pyle: Along these same lines, we have the French Club. Zorphus: Isn't that an activity between two consenting adults in which the maxilliary regions of the cranium are pressed together in an effort to stimulate loving feelings towards one another? ' Pyle: Yes, that is one meaning of the word, but here at Valhalla FrenclzClub0 ' members meet and discuss the country of France while talking only in Freram ' Zulini: who are those odd-looking ' people with the acutely shaped craniums and long, skinny podiatrotters? Pyle: Those are skiers from our Ski Club. They are wearing s ' hats and thoQe fiat and narrow bo rds attached to their feet are called skis. These skis are used to slide down steep banks of white powder, or snow. Zorphus: Is this some sort of survival technique? 5' Pyle: Why no! Skiing is just plain fun! Zulini: Hmmm ..'. You Earthlings certainly have bizarre methods of obtaining enjoyment . . . A . Pyle: Out there in that large, haiyisome, building, our Future Farmers of ' America are housed. s Zulini: Do you have them stationed out there due to the malodorous stench U of their beasts? Pyle: No, they're located out there ipecause that is the only place with exchange student from Germany. V l'O'0m f0:I' Smelly arjrnals. .- Q , Y . get . O 5,5

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