Upper Arlington High School - Norwester Yearbook (Upper Arlington, OH)

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CLASS WILL CContinued from Page 29D CAROL LIMBERT leaves her wit to Jerry Colonna. JACK BILLMAN leaves his excuses to anyone who can make them up equally as fast. Jo BECKER leaves her eyelashes to the movie glamour irls. BRIAEI HowELL leaves his quiet efficiency to the juniors. OAN FERREE leaves her voice to Lauren Bacall. OM JOHNSON leaves his sailboat to the wind. DOROTHY WILCE leaves, in a hurr as usual. ALWOOD GRIFFITH leaves the ratfio room with tears in his eyes. SARAH CRAFTS leaves in that black dress. BILL MCKNELLY left sin ing Anchors Aweighf' BE'I'rY HILL leaves her cfarinet to Artie Shaw. CEORCINE EBERT leaves-but she just got here! IM NELSON left a long time ago for O. S. U. ANCE WOLFLEY leaves her job as cafeteria cashier to Li htning Calculators, Inc. FRED ICRBY refuses to leave anything without a receipt. RUTH BLOWER leaves her cute profile to Jimmy Durante. DICK MASHETER leaves his Ford to John D. Rockefeller. MARILYN MILLER leaves her ability to keep up a steady conversation to Terry Hannah. JOYCE LOVE leaves, and this time it's final! ROGER GAYLORD leaves his letter sweater to Bruce Johns. MARILYN BECKMAN leaves, continuing to see the pleas- ant side of life. BILL VERWOI-ILT leaves his enormous appetite to Bill Jackson. BETTY AYRES leaves her travel books to someone who wants to go places. ALICE BAKER leaves to knit for the Red Cross. DAVE LEE wills his bass voice to Walt Disney for his character, Minnie Mouse. MARION LOVE leaves for Florida. OANNE SHELINE wills her stature to Culliver. ICK WILLIT leaves the headache tablets and bromo to the next editor of the Arlingtonian. JEAN lVlERRIMAN leaves that beautiful country home. KATHY HALL doesn't want to leave the senior boys. BOB LuTz leaves the stag line at the Oasis. ERMA LOVE leaves with Cobs. Lois ZIMMERMAN leaves her exeitability to Mr. Cavins. HUGH NELSON leaves the Grandview girls relieved. MADGE BROWN leaves her blonde hair to Paula Williams. CHARLIE leaves his mops, brooms, and wise-cracks to Alf. CLASSPROPHECY CContinued from Page BSD during class . . . All Utopia is awaiting the out- come of the Big Three meeting of Chief of Opera- tions William C. McKnelly, and Admirals Jack Downey and Bryan Belcher . . . lncidentally, Bryan is the only person ever to have swum the Atlantic Ocean. The rumor that Downey has done the same has never been proven . . . Carol Limherfs latest book, The Dead Art of S eech Making and How l Killed It, is up for tge Dillinger Prize Award this year. Andy McEntee and Bob Mowery, the two finan- cial wizards, have at last given Utopia City back to Utopia . . . Of universal interest is the contest be- tween Judy Vickers and Walter Winchell to see who can talk the faster. Judy is a 100 to l favor- ite . . . Jean Merriman was seen polishing the gold Cstudded with rubiesD that frames his picture. Geor e Hooker, millionaire playboy, has given up motfels for horses . . . Erma Love is a typical modern housewife trying to rear a couple of Dead End Kids. . . . Dietician Pauly Wheeler recently planned a well-balanced meal of ice cream bars for the Kindergarten Kiddies Kafeteria, but cafeteria head Miriam Masters held out for cream homs . . . Dave Lee and Jim Eckelherry, directors of the in- terplnetary broadcasting network, have hired Al- wood Griffith as their special Jupiter manager. President of Utopia, Jack Postle, is the first mu- sical president since Harry Truman. It is rumored that after he finishes his term of office he will take over for aging band leader Vaughn Monroe . . . First lad of the land, the former Sally Charlton, who is afiso a famous painter in her own right, has just completed plans for painting the White House blue . . . Proclaimed champion knitter of Utopia, Alice Baker last night received her prize of two knitting needles . . . Johnston Means, who started playing the stock market on a shoe string, recently bought a pair of shoes. The Class of '46 has turned out to be ve lit- erary . . . Marilyn Miller has just written arbook, You Too Can Be the Life of the Party. . . . Sen- sation of the musical world is Sylvia Adkison sing- ing with Woody Dorsey's orchestra . . . Because of his mastery of the Spanish language, Bill Verwohlt has been appointed Utopia's ambassador to Santo Domingo . . . New advertising head of that smart magazine Peep is Janet Cole . . . Dick Willit is knocking them out with his nightly performances on the bass fiddle at the Mountain Dale . . . Pug Brown is very hap y in her new job as secretary to a company of handhome, unattached men . . . Take it easy, Pug . . . Several members of the Class of '46 are now models . . . Dody Wilce is posing for the famous photography studio Wow, and Carolyn Baas' pic- ture is seen often in the fashion magazine, What Will Women Wear Next? . . . Lucinda Magruder teaches sewing at Utopia High School and has won her husband's heart by her neat way of sewing on collar buttons . . . Andy Smith is retiring on the exorbitant profits he has made from his Atomgas Station . . . Mathematical wizard Marjorie Rose- boorn is spending all her time balancing the Utopian budget. Mildred Boone is keeping herself occupied be- ing a career woman and running a home at the same time . . . Utopia City's, and the world's, most famous beauty salon, the As You Like It, is oper- ated by expert eyebrow plucker Jeanne Ohlbach. You need a microscope to find what's left of your eyebrows . . . Bob Lutz, merman from Uto ia, won the interplanetary breast stroke championsliip . . . CContinued on Page 1102 1 Page One Hundred Nine

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Nowlan Carter has moved from Hogset and is now a respected citizen of Pigstand . . . Hugh Half Nelson is now the male vocalist with the Crand- view All-Cirl Orchestra. Georgine Ebert, leading woman aviator of Utopia, plans a try at breaking the New York to San Francisco speed record. It now stands at two minutes . . . It is re orted by unreliable sources that Bill Connolly wiii be appointed Chief Iustice of the Utopian Lower Court . . . Debbie Taylor makes the sports page headlines every week with her sensational wrestling matches . . . She's still try- ing to make up her mind, but Joyce Love is seri- ously considering marriage . . . Gerard Hall and Mr. McCullough have opened a haberdashery on Utopia Boulevard. And so that is the Class of '46 in ten years- happy, untroubled, living in the perfect state of UTOPIA. EAGLES CANDY Quality Candies at Reasonable Prices Compliments ot JERRY V. I-IICKEY I943 W. Fitth Ave. KI 253l GENES EOREIVIOST FEMININE FASHIONS FOR FINE FOODS Hamburgers Spaghetti Chicken Steaks , Compliments ot MR. and MRS. A. L. LEE PARENT-TEACHERS ASSOCIATION Best Wishes to Class ot '46 Compliments ot A FRIEND UPPER ARLINGTON COMPANY 52 W. Gay St. Best Wishes to Sr. Class Compliments ot P. J. BU RKI-IART Page One Hundred Ten