University of the South - Cap and Gown Yearbook (Sewanee, TN)

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©he ( ap attii ( onm. )t Qxxni0v + When this book appears the great question will be, why is there no list of Juniors ? In order to head off those who are now inquiring every fifteen minutes, when will the Annual be out, it has been deemed advisable to answer this question in advance. A list of gownsmen means something. There is a sort of homogeneity about them. They conform to a certain standard. But what could be learned from a list of Juniors ? Did any man ever see two of them alike? They have only one characteristic in common. They are very unwell. Sick of a complaint which puzzles the entire medical faculty. Every day numbers of them are laid up, and not even Dr. Miller ' s Brick-dust Mixture relieves them. They are never sick all day. Their disorder, whatever it is , shows itself in paroxysms, as it were. They are too ill to go out at one hour and play base-ball the next. They are driven wild and to Nashville with their teeth one day and open Sardine Cans with them the next. Geometrical Pi gives them Cholera Infantum, but Wadham ' s Pie fattens them. Their eyes are so weak that they cannot study, but they read novels far into the wee sma. They are so deaf that they cannot hear the Chapel bell, but when the Umpire called a foul tip of Vernon ' s a strike a whole Grandstand of them rose in their wrath and testified both vocally and instrumentally that he was deaf. If they were only well and hearty they would be such good fellows. For who is so full of enthusiasm for dear old Sewanee as they are ? Who is so ready with his cash when it is needed or his voice in her behalf at all times ? They are good for many things besides these — good to make gownsmen of, good to cheer one with their pretty, playful ways (when they are not sick) and good fellows generally.

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®Jjc ( ap ant ( ox n . 17 William Tecumseh Howe, Mississippi. Julian Edward InGLE, Jr., North Carolina. James Willis Canty Joanson, South Carolina. Edward Douglas Johnston, Alabama. William H ooper Johnston, Alabama. WmiAM Mudd Jordan, Alabama. Reynold Marvin Kirby-Smith, . MftiJtJty .MjUCcji , Tennessee. Robert Augustus LEE, South Carolina. John Lewis, Alabama. Albert Martin, Louisiana. Edward McCrady, South Carolina. Howard Lord Morehouse, Wisconsin. John Morton Morris, Kentucky. Edward Bridge Nelson, Michigan. John MygaTT Northrope, Kentucky. Landon Cabell Read, Texas. James Findlay Torrence Sargent, Ohio. Wilkins Benoist Shields, Mississippi. Francis EppES Shine, Florida. Francis Elliott Shoup, Tennessee. Milton Finney Smith, Louisiana. Joseph Hall Spearing, Louisiana. Henry Esten Spears, Kentucky. David Brandon Stanton, Mississippi. Hudson Stuck, . . . CX -cUJIl » c - . VI . t S W - V Western Texas. Morris Eugene Temple, Tennessee. Louis Tucker, Alabama. Abelardo Velasco, Mexico. Caleb Brintnal KneavlES Weed, New Jersey. Samuel Dwight Wilcox, New York. James Bennett Wilder, Kentucky. Wm. Edward Wilmerding, . vvujlo» Cpcv-» Texas. Ellwood Wilson, Pennsylvania.

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he gtenmnee gtjnrtt This is not a ghost story or a prohibition tract. There is said to be a Sewanee spirit that haunts the park to the terror of small boys, with or with- out gowns. There is also a Sewanee spirit, known sometimes as mountain dew, which never saw a revenue officer, but which scents the breeze on Saturday afternoons when the covite who has disposed of his apples and chickens rides homeward among his peers. Of neither of these spirits is it our purpose to treat here. The Sewanee spirit to which we refer has however one quality in common with the spirit whose coming and going gives the member s of the Society for Psychical Research a reason for existing. It is used as a bugaboo. Not to scare children, however, but to impress our visitors. When the summer visitor is disposed to be naughty, i. e., when he or she becomes critical and suggests that we Sewanee folks think more of our new chapel fence than of the strike at Homestead, or that we have improved the Italian proverb into See Sewanee and die, we immediately floor our impertinent critic with the remark, Why, that is the Sewanee Spirit. When this mysterious ghostly entity is first invoked, the Philistine from the valley is apt to smile in a superior manner and to wonder whether among the various institutions installed upon the Cumberland Plateau, the Monteagles, the Fairmounts, the Sewanees, there is not one roomy, well-conducted lunatic asylum to be found. When it is invoked a second time, perhaps by a sober and grave professor, the Philistine becomes a little non-plussed. When the Professor ' s wife chirpily trots out the venerable aparition, non-plussage gives place to surplussage of wonder, when finally the summer girl of two years ' standing, and the grammer school boy who heads the choir evoke this same spirit from the vasty deeps of Hodgson ' s Pond, the Philistine is subdued, he meditates suicide, the buga- boo has worked like a charm. The Sewanee spirit to which we refer has also one quality in common with the spirit which sends the happy covite riding homeward with his body at anything but a right angle to his horse. When taken in large quantities it