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XXX- expect you to knock: indeed we should not ll-el that we were getting our dues as a 'iavitar Statl' il' you refrained from knocking. iVe make uo apology: in-itlu-r do we ask your leniency. -: -- - S: " : - ' 5023- 4 at your mercy. It XM- li in thi lXll.ll ol ll 1 ls yours, --use it as you will. l'n-rhaps you will think th-it we have handled you oi your linucls il . ' ittle too roughly. However that may -.4 1 :y -em to ya u. we plead not guilty to the 4-liargi that yu hui spokiu ui - : '- : '- q '- ' bitterness of any stucla-ul in this l'niu-rsity. Wy consider that such woulml liavv In-en a gross violation ot' t"1ith. live 1 ham lo - "- ash-cl" many, according to the time-honored 4-uslom ol' "roastiug." But all has been done in -good l'i-llowsliip. without malic'i'. Our spirit is goocl. 'l'ln- single l'l'llllt'Sl that we have to make hvrv is lhal you rvzul our "roasts" in the same spirit in which they lriu- lm-n written. Anil we shall llul ln- olll-:ali-ml il' you ri-turn ilu-ui with interest. XXI' flo uol main- lhv assi-rliou lhal this is the best Nay :lar mm- puhlisln-cl. lu maui' respects we rea- lin Ihal il is lacking. UR- merely say that we have worked hard, that we have done our best. Our pri- mary aim has been to make a representative Savitar, a readable Savitar, a Savitar worthy of the Uni- versity. lVhether or not we have succeeded is for you to determine. VVe make no claim to startling originality. YVe have introduced changes wherever it has seemed to us that they were desirable. That is all. The scheme of the book has of necessity been modeled on that of the nine that have preceded it. lVe do not feel that we have been alone in the im- dertaking of publishing this volume of the Savitar. The book belongs to the student body of the Uni- versity, and more especially to the Junior class of the University. The students as a whole have made it what it is. XVe have acted simply as their repre- sentatives, as the Editors of the work. And we have tried to fulfill our trust with credit to our- selves. to our class. and to the University. Vl'e have said enough in introducing you to this annual. XVe have been speaking in too exalted a strain.-for it is not meet nor customary that a Savitar Board should wax serious. Put oft' that solemn look. dear reader. and loosen upl Get out your hauuuer and KXOC'Kl XVe expect it. Tin: S.xv1'r,xR Bonm. O 0 O 0 0 O 0 O 0 O O O 0 0 O O O O O O O O O O O O O 0 'K UNIVRRSI TY PRESIDENTS VVHO MFT IN COLUMBIA Top row, left to right-William Lowe Bryan, Indiana University, VVinthrop E. Stone, Purdue, Garrett Droppers, South Dakota, Frank Strong, Kansa George E. lNIeLean, Iowa, Webster hlerrineld, North Dakota. Bottom row, left to right-James I-I. Baker, Colorado, Richard Henry Jesse, Missouri, James Burrlll Angell, Michigan, Cyrus G. Northrop, lNIinnesott1, Charles R. Van I-Iise, VVisconsin. 1 mln hy llollglaws FACULTY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF ZIIISSOURI RICHARD HENRY JESSE, LL. D., President. 32715. Professors. PAUL SCHWEITZER, Ph. D., LL. D., Professor of Agricultural Chemistry. ANDREVV WALKER MCALESTER, A. B., M. D., LL. D., Professor of Surgery, and Dean of the lbledical Fac- ulty. VVOODSON MOSS, M. D., LL. D., Professor of the Practice of Medicine and Therapeutics. EDVVARD ARCHIBALD ALLEN, Litt. D., Professor of English Language and Literature. IVIILLARD LEWIS LIPSCOMB, A. M., Professor of Physics. WVILLIAM GWATHMEY MANLY, A. M., Professor of Greek Language and Literature. JOHN CARLETON JONES, A. B., Ph. D., Professor of Latin Language and Literature. JOHN WALDO CONNAWAY, D. V. S., M. D., Professor of Veterinary and Comparative Jlledicine. JOHN DAVISON LAWSON, B. C. L., LL. D., Professor of International and Contract Lafw, and Dean of the Lafw Faculty. JOHN PICKARD, A. B., Ph. D.. Professor of Classical Hrchaeology and History of Art, and Dean of the flcadernic Faculty. PFRANK THILLY, A. B., Ph. D., Professor of Philosophy. i'Res1ned. JOHN CHARLES VVHITTEN, B. S., M. S., Ph. D., Professor of Horticulture. HENRY JACKSON XVATERS, B. S. A., Dean of the College of .-Igriculture and Jlechanie .Jrts and Director of the Experiment Station. BENJAMIN FRANKLIN HOFFMAN, B. L., M. L., Professor of Germanic Languages. FREDERICK BLACKMAR MUMFORD, B. S., M. Professor of Jgricullure. JOHN MOORE STEDMAN, B. Sc., Professor of Entomology. RAYMOND VVEEKS, A. B., Ph. D., Professor of Romanfe Languages. XVILLIAIVI GEORGE BROXVN, B. S., Ph. D., Professor of Chemistry. JOHN RUTLEDGE SCOTT, A. B., A. M., Professor of Eloeution. ISIDOR LUEB, B. S., LL. B., Ph. D., Professor of Political Science and Puhlic Lafw. CURTIS FLETCHER MARBUT, B. S., A. M., Professor of Geology and lllineralogy. HOVVARD BURTON SHAVV, B. C. E., A. M., Professor of Electrical Engineering. GEORGE LEFEVRE, A. B., Ph. D., Professor of Zoology. CHARLES A. ELLXVOOD, Ph. B., Ph. D., Professor of Sociology. S F.1C'I'LTY OF TIIE UNIVERSITY OF ZIIISSOURI C'll.XRI.liS XVILSUN GREENE, A. hf., Ph. D., I'rofrssor of l'l1y.viology 111111 Pl111r11mrology. NIQXX NIEYICR, Ph. D., l' of lfxperi1111'11l11l 1'sy1'l1ology. l'I..'XRK NYILSUN HETHERINUTUN, A. B., l,l'llf'1'.1'J'IAl" of l,ll'1'.flt'!ll Tr11i11i11g, 111111 Direflor of Gym- 11z1si11111s Illlxf .-lllzletizs. I-'RI-IIHIQRICK I'I"I'NA3l SPALDING, C. E., I,!'llft'.f.YlIf of lfifvil E11gi11eeri11g. ,il-issue I-Il.IPlIALli'I' PURE, B. s., M. S., l'1'ofrssor of 1fl'llIlUlI1ll'J' 11111l Fi1111111'r'. I'RIfl7l'.RlC'K lI.AXXl.IiY SIQARIQS, B. S., Pfllf-l'.Y.l'lIl' of .lilflllllllll-1'. l.l"l'IllfR Nl.-XRIUN DISFUIC, A. B., l'rolrs.fo1' uf ,1Ie1'l11111irs in EIl,Q'lIlI'l'l'llIg. XYIl.l.l.'XNl IDIXCPY Q'HI'I"l'Y, Captain 4th U. S. Cavalry, l'ro1rs.f11r of .llilirarv .S'1i1'111'1' 111111 T111'1i1's, and Cflfll' 1111111.l11111 of I.'111l1'ls. HILQNDIXNIIN NIIYCZIQ lDl'CiG.'XR, M. S., A. M., Ph. D., l'l'fIll'.4Illl' of Ifllflllly. .XRVIIVR Nl.Xl'RlC'li KJRICICNIC, IR., B. S., l'r1,lfw,-or of .1lr1l11111if11l lf11,qi111'1'ri11g. iI..XRI".YK'lf Nl.'XR'I'lX I.-XCKSUX, B. S., NI. l'1olr.-.snr ol .lllflfflllly 111111 Ilislology. X's'.Xl.l'l'.R XICYAH NIll.I.liR, B. SC., Nl. D., l'1'o1r-sul' of lwlfhfllflfj' 1111.1 IfIl!fl'flflllI'LU'. M. In., B., M. D., MAX VVASHINGTON MYER, A. B., M. D., Professor of Gynaeeology and Obstetrics. GUY L. NOYES, M. D., Professor of Diseases of the Eye and Ear. VASCO HAROLD ROBERTS, LL. D., Professor of Equity and Real Property. EDVVARD VVILCOX HINTON, LL. B., Professor of Pleading and Practise. ALBERT ROSS HILL, A. B., Ph. D., Professor of Edueational Psychology, and Dean of the Teaehers' College. EARLE RAYMOND HEDRICK, A. B., A. M., Ph. D., Professor of lll11tl1e11111tics. Assistant Professors. HENRY CAPLES PENN, A. B., A. M., Jssisfant Professor of English Langzlage and Liter- llfllff. SIDNEY CALVERT, B. Sc., A. M., .-Issisfanl Professor of Clzernislry. HENRY MARVIN BELDEN, A. B., Ph. D., .'ls.fivt11111 Professor of English Language and Liter-- ature. FVA JDHNSTDN. A. M., .'lssis!11111 l'rof1'ssor of L11Ii11. IIICRNIANN BENJAMIN ALMSTEDT, B. .lssistarzl l'rofrssor of Gl'fll1I1IllC Langim L., Ph. D., ges. FACULTY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF DIISSOURI OSCAR MILTON STEVVART, Ph. B., Ph. D., Assistant Professor fin elzargej of Plzysies. CLARENCE HENRY ECKLES, B. Agr., M. Sc., Assistant Professor Cin eliargej of Dairy Husbandry. NORMAN MACLAREN TRENHOLME, A. M., Ph. D., .-Issistant Professor Qin elzargej of History. VVALTER SCOTT WILLIAMS, C. E., .Jssistant Professor of Civil Engineering. ABRAHAM LINCOLN HYDE, Ph. B., flssistant Professor of Cifvil Engineering. EDGAR HOXVARD STURTEVANT, Ph. D., :Ieting Assistant Professor Cin elzargej of Latin. ERNEST BROVVNING FORBES, B. S., Hssistant Professor of Animal Husbandry. XVILLIAM JEPTHA CALVERT, A. B., M. D., Assistant Professor of Internal Medieine. VVILLIAM BAIRD ELKIN, A. B., Ph. D., :Ieting flssistant Professor of Theory and Praetiee of Teaeliing. VVALDEMAR KOCH, B. s., Ph. D., Assistant Professor of Plzysiologieal Chemistry and, Plzarmafology. 323. Instruetors. RICHARD B. MOORE, B. S., Instruetor in Cllemistry. THOMAS JACKSON RODHOUSE, B. S., Instruetor in Drawing. VVINTERTON CONVVAY CURTIS, A. B., A. M., Ph. D Instruetor in Zoology. JOHN SITES ANKENY, JR., Instruetor in Freelianil Drafwing. VVILLIAM HUTCHINSON COOK, Instructor in lllanual Training and Sliofmuork. MARY IDA MANN, Instruetor in Pliysieal Training. HERMAN SCHLUNDT, B. S., M. S., Ph. D., Instruetor in Pliysieal Chemistry. CAROLINE TAYLOR STEVVART, A. M., Ph. D., Instruetor in Germanic Languages. WGEORGE IVIASON TUCKER, B. S., Ph. D., Instructor in flgrieulture. FLOYD VVILKINS TUTTLE, A. B., Instruetor in Pliysieal Training. JONAS VILES, A. M., Ph. D., Instruetor in History. NVILLIAM LINN WVESTERMANN, A. B., Ph. D., lnstruftor in Greek Language anil Literature. GRACE SARA WVILLIAMS, A. B., Instruetor in Romanee Languages. ARTHUR C. DUNCAN, Instruetor in Slzoplworle. ROBERT IVIGNTGOIVIERY BIRD, A. B., B. S., Ph. D., Instruetor in .Jgrifultural Clzemistry. JACOB H. WALLACE, B. S. in M. E., Instruetor in lbleelzanieal Engineering. l.'UlfI1R T .ll 'I.l.l.Y IVUSTER, D. I'. JI.. I".1l'l'LTY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF IIIISSOURI XX'II.l.l.XNl BEXJANIIN RULLINS, B. S., .45Ji5t117lI.r. .lrliug Illiffllffllf in llmfwflzg. ERNEST HOVVARD FAVOR, A. B., yy-ujlflgg I,,.Ur,XyIg'1"1'1g HOXVARD, B, SI, .-lssixtant Horticzzltzzrist to the Experiment Station lmlrnrlor in 1fIlffiL'lllfI1l'I'. IIIPXYARIJ SPR.-XGLE REED, A. B., IIl.Hf!'lll'fIll' In lfllfllfly. lrz.-'lrurlnr in l't'fl'fIlIIlI'j,' Sr'iz'11z'1'. lil.I"Xl17I'S THUNIPSUN BELL, B. S., lu.vlruftnr um !'!l1ll'g1'I of flzmtomy. ElR?JlCS'I' I"RAXKl,IN ROBINSON, B. lll.ffl'Il4fUl' in .IlI't'flI!III:l'lll Draqcfllg. C'll.XRI.liS .-XI.BliR'l' PRUC"l'UR, A. B Irlxlrln lor In l'l1y.s'if.f. I' l.l.lfX IN lI'UI..'XS, .I.1inq Imlrzntor in Rtllllllllft' l.rmg lUSl'.l'Il S. Sl XINIILRS, A. B., A. INI., lll'fl'Il1fftl' In l'l1y,vi11f. S., 'v tzaglxv. M. D., MILTON ROBARDS CONLEY, A. M., LL. IMI .Jssixtant in Lafzc. HARVEY DENNIE IVIURRY, LL. B., LL. .flssixtrlnt in L11-zv. CARL CONRAD ECKHARDT, B. Ph., .' in Hixtory. LUIIIS INGOLD, A. B., A. NI., .J.v.-'ixtfuzt in Jllatlzcrnatirx. GEORGE I. REEVES, A. B., .-lssistazzt 4:71 Entomology. LECNIDAS RIITLEDGE YVHIPPLE, .-Isxistant in Englixlz. M., ROBERT MORRIS OGDEN, B. S., Ph. D., .'I.v.fiJtnz1t in Psyvlmlogy. CHARLES BROOKS, A. B., in Botany. FRANCES BELL HATCHER, A. B., A. M., A I.1'I IJ C'.XRI.Ii'l'UN NICIIUISUX, A. B., A. M., B. S. -IJ'-"i.'f1IlIf in Jlrltllvrfrntifs. in lf. lf., lfl-truflol' in l:lf'flrifnl I1IlI,QiIlt't'l'ill,Q. ALBER CARLTUN LYON, B' SW .l.fJ1.rIm1t in I.'ln'nli.vlry. I.I ww ILXRXYIY .xml-15, ls. L., A. ls., .-x. xl., , , , I . I . .-xu..-xx mm EI. x1z1LsoN B. 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'llnp 6. 111 nf,f,,!. 1'.IJHjjMjy, will 'hm J' is 'L J 4 . ' 'l 9 -g"' ' ' lf. ZHJIM, , ,WN vi: , Hlgf I' 4 X I 'sf' I 1 P X Q'-R' A 4 , , -'fzffl 'fi , , " 4 xxf 1 ir i!i?rf'fV I Jlfriifz M I SlHiPllIiRlD l.IiFFl,liR, Q E Sellilll' Class XI XRX XI.XI B l.Xl.l'.Xl, SMI l ll ll ll fl' Snplmllnfvw Flaw P IfIL'SIDENTS OF THE AFA DEDIIC ULASSES 1 REDMOND S. COLE Junior Class VZ..- A LYNN SECURD, fl' J H Freshman Class aw ffff fy WY 57 ffffffff f f ' V Q ! if f Q M 7 fx. f v"+.6 Q ' ' J 1 , ' , Q f, ! ft ' Ale! Af fffxl hx fi 1' i ' ' f I ll T X XXQXXXXX' S ft fl, l fi 1 t li ,1 , X X lv S Q 'ff Wff f pf pf T K ll' f Jlil R wp . Y l xx V N. N I3 wa f' 'wtf 1 M2 5557.4 5 ' . . -S WIT CQ X f -' ffv' HQ- 'RG4 'C!1jf'L1QiV"T-REX Off TQ A it Q' - Qf X el all is Llil l t 'ic p Leg. 1 if pl l T Y T 5 3 , l ff'e'i"'g OFFICERS. President-SHEPHERD IIEFFLER. IYTCE-P7'6SifI6'71If-LESLIE E. BATES. Sec-1'eta1'y-EDi'r1-I STONER. T7'6HSZl7'6l'ZEDITIfI DUNGAN. IfiSf07'il17l1CALLA EIJINGTON VVARNER. N a few days our University career will have passed into memory. Tl1e goal we have been seeking together will have been reached, the farewells said, and we shall be scattered afar. Before we go we do not propose to record a long and luminous history, but simply to lay before you a few things that fioat in our minds upon this, our leave-taking. Far be it from us to make a display of our laurelsg to speak the story of our victoriesg to relate how our battles were fought and wong to hold up to view the shields that are yet ours. The history of our deeds of prowess in under-classmen days, adorn the pages of preceding Savitarsg our Senior triumphs are not for public recital. They are sweet to us but the ears of the laity shall hear them not. Silent as we may he in regard to our victories we can not refrain from a word concerning our- selves. May it not be deemed immodest in us to say that we believe we have among us men of heroic mould and women of no less worthy type. Our struggles for right principles and our Cll- deavors to hold fast to what seemed good attest this fact. VVhile we have not done such noble deeds as transcend those of all other classes, neither have we trod the primrose path of dalli- anceg the Goddess of Ease may have wooed but she has never won us. A halo may never shine around our heads making us examples of Missouri's genius, yet we hope that we have rightfully earned from the past some claim to gratitude and that we may hold in the future the respect of the Seniors who come after us. Our apprenticeship i11 the University has not been hard. Sunshine has fallen in generous plen- teousness upon our days. Most of our hours have been spent in joy, in youth and gladness. Yet we have been visited by sorrow and pain. lve can never forget that monrnt'nl day when death en- lereml our ranks :incl bore away our esteemed class- mate. Vliarles W. C'an:ula. lVe bade him farewell in grief' anal sadness. although conscious that we were giving him np to a brighter world and a more complete life. Surely the very noontide ot' our darkness came when llr. 'l'hilly announced that at the end of this year his work at the University of' Missouri would close. 'l'o give np such a power among powers, '-lr sneh a scholar among seholarsg a man great in wis- mlom. great in goodness. great in all that becomes :i man. seemed more than ISJHL eould stand. He goes to make lovely other lives than those of Mis- som'i's sons :incl daughters: to brighten other halls with his gentle voice and radiant smile, his words ot' knowledge and his aets of grace, but our hearts go with him. l-'or tour years we have been gathering the ma- terials necessary for the building of Life's temple. We go forth now to lay the stones, to shape the walls, and we trust to fit them together so firmly that no man can put them asunder. If we succeed in our structure it will be due largely to a strength inherent in the principles taught us by our pro- fessors. If we touch the future with creative and not destructive hands we shall owe it, in no small measure, to the noble men and women of the Uni- versity of Missouri, whose services have been in- valuable in deepening the truths we have learned. May we prove that their long and blameless toil has not been in vain. The contribution of the University of Missouri to our happiness has been of the rarest kind. The class of 19041 will make loyalty to her its Watch- word. Regard for her is woven into the very fab- ric of our lives. The sacredness of her memory we will carry with us forever. SENIOR ACADEZVIICS VVILL JOHN CARRINGTON, K 2, Q E B H Jefferson City, Missouri The penitentiary, prehistoric prototype of Penn. EARL FONTAINE NELSON, 2 X3 cl: A cI1,cIJBK,QEBH Waco, Texas An accomplished "joiner." Has the true forensic instinct. Goes to all the basket- ball games. Takes dancing lessons with Nardin and Donnell. FRED KELSEY, Q E B H Farmington, Washington Lion among ladies. Sub-Q. E. B. H. Un- cle Dick's printer's devil. WALTER J. SHELLENQBERGER Mound City, Missouri Old Savitars say he can add. Made seven visits to Chappie Martin's to ar- range for his Savitar picture. LESLIE E. BATES, Q E B H Excelsior Springs, Missouri Grub-gatherer for the Club, but still a good man. CLIFFORD LANGSDALE, K 2 Kansas City, Missouri Keeps John out of bad company. "Gentlemen, ze King!" OTTO VEATCH Jasper, Missouri A fossil. Butt of Marbut's jokes. I LUTHER WESLEY TENNYSON Belgrade, Missouri Doesn't know what class he belongs to. ' Neither do We. 1 ef. ' fr iw PM ff if14.rSA.51'mgQ 1' f" SENIOR A CADEZII I CS THOMAS K. SMITH, up I' A Glenwood, Missouri "Is a handsome man. Knows how to study."--From 'I'ommy's Savitar, 1902-3. CLARENCE CLINTON CROUCH Columbia, Missouri His brother's brother. Long on bugs and plants and things. SHEPHERD LEFFLER, Q E B H Maryville, Missouri President of Senior Class. Can't make gestures. Is probably learning to dance. LAURA COONTZ Vandalia, Missouri GERTRCDE SARAH KENNEDY St. Louis, Missouri LUELLA DIMMITT HOFFMAN Sedalia, Missouri HDXVARD ALLAN SETZLER, 3 X Kansas City, Missouri "Bromo." The modern Rip Van XVinkle. Collector of curios and rare volumes of law hooks. GEORGE F. NARDIN Vandalia, Missouri Brother to Bill. Cook Maddox says he's a very small gun in Chemistry. Showed Belden that an engineer could make A in English. SENIOR ACADEMIC LAURA ANITA SEARCY Columbia, Missouri ELMER JACKSON ALLEN Dadeville, Missouri God-fearing, faculty-grafting-Selah! HELEN ALBERTA SEWALL, fp B K Farmington, Maine LEOTA LILLIAN DOCKERY, K K I-' Kirksville, Missouri JOSEPH WILLIAM AMMERMAN Columbia, Missouri VVe say it yet, He's Belden's. pet. Walks like a superanimated jumping-jack. FORREST C. DONNELL, Q E B H, qu B K Maryville, Missouri lV11erea.r, ...... mass-meeting ...... fac- ulty ...... lawlessness ...... Pickard. . . mud water etc. Resolved, That I am It. ELIZA RUSSELL EDVVARDS Centralia, Missouri ROBERT NELSON MCMILLEN, Jr. 411 A fb Iola, Kansas Toots a horn in the band, also toots his own. SENIOR A CA DEZII I C MARY ELLEN CONVVAY Vandalia, Missouri THOMAS WRIGHT ROBINSON, cb A :Im Macon, Missouri Ran a mile in fifteen minutes. He is now run down. 9 FLOYD BURKE RILEY Kearney, Missouri No kin to Riley Price. The first man who handed in his picture to the Safvitar. PRYOR TEMPLETON SCOTT Richards, Missouri "Sir Toby." Keeps a collection of rejec- tion slips. EDITH LUCILE DUNGAN, W B cp Oregon, Missouri ELLA LEE MOULTON King City, Missouri AXEI. ISADORE ANDERSON Kansas City, Missouri Full house of jokes on Izzy-we pass. PAUL HAYHURST Fredonia, New York A buggy student of bugs. Has a fellow- ship in Enteohugdoodleology. SENIOR ACADEZVIIC FRANC MABEL BLODGETT Columbia, Missouri HERBERT SPENCER WOODS Versailles, Missouri Linked nuttiness long drawn out. Diluted solution of nothing and Doc Brown. PEARL MOULTON King City, Missouri GUESS VVHO EUGENE FAIR. Gilman City, Missouri Married. Laughs like an Angora goat. ELMER EGERTON PEARCY, Q E B H Thornfield, Missouri A brass-buttoned, weather-bureau, lawyer debater. DAISY MCGOWAN Sedalia, Missouri EMILE MILES ZUMBRUNNEN Braymer, Missouri Typical rough-neck, with a constipation of ideas. I SENIOR A CA DEDI I C MAVDE BARNES, K K I' Ft. Smith, Arkansas HARLAN LEROY BROWN Trenton, Missouri A wee boy with a wee voice. Hankers af- ter Penn, Pickard, and "Murdock" Scott. EDITH LORESTINE DEBOLT, K K I' Chillicothe, Missouri CHARLES JOSEPH WALKER Columbia, Missouri Looks like a preacher. In reality a noctur- nal h-l-raiser. AM Y ROXV ENA MCCARTY Hannibal, Missouri GEORGE L. HAVVKINS Kirksville, Missouri Assistant to Penn. Pop-gun in History. Nice, quiet boy. CALLA VARNER l'niou Star, Missouri ROBERT TURNER ABERNATHY Pierce City, Missouri As quiet as a parrot. "Club grub is ruh- duh." 'T M i x f i i ' 4 i i tw gl. ,li x f 1 4 9 W X X it 4 , if ll4u"l'l 'lrlwl ll' lil ls 5 lt ga' ' M' it lik i 1 GYTN1 W ill Q3 . it i N 'lull X ll -te WM l X E ilxlw . l VA W N IM my y 1 l I ix 1 i. ll n? se OFFICERS I,7'f'.S'il1!'llf--REDMOND S. Comz. 'riff-lJ7'C'Si!l!'I1ll1I'1ALLIE MouRisoN PR1cNTis. Scc1'efa1"y+HER'r1u. EITZEN. T7'Cl!-S'Zl?'Fl'-H.XRIZY I.. PIERCE. Sergcaizi-at-.-1rm.s'-HENRY G. BICDINIQER. Hisforialz-HARRY I". Foam. Srwifar Rcpresezzfa!i1'e.s'-Hxulu' C. VVoon, Cims. G. Ross. HE writing of a Junior Class history is peculiarly difficult. Other class his- tories are comparatively easy to write. as an abundance of m-aterial presents itself to the hand of the historian, and with scarcely any effort at all the history is completed. But the ethereal. dream-like feeling that pervaded us as Freshmen, placing the University and us in some enchanted region half way between earth and heaven, has passed away. The important, self- confldent air that characterized us as Sophomores. and caused us to look upon the emerald-hued Freshmen with a certain feeling of contemptuous pity, lives only in our memories. The deep regret that the Senior pretends to feel at leaving his .lima fllafer, but which is in reality only a sickly senti- ment for some pzzlcfzrn flia, has not yet laid hold upon us. ln view of these facts there seems to be absolutely nothing left for the Junior to write. ive are not the first to observe this dearth of material for an interesting Junior history. Classes of former years have noticed the scarcity of ma- terial, and in despair, gave up the attempt to pro- duce anything at all. The fact that we have dared to attempt, at least. the arduous task of hav- ing our history appear in the Savitar, is Slll'HClf'1lt evidence that we are superior to former classes. YVe do not. however, claim to be the greatest class that ever passed beneath the shadows of our classic columns. VVC are too conservative to make 13 any sneh assertion as that. lve merely remark in passing that if any class has ever surpassed us in any respect whatsoever. that class has long been forgotten. and not even Colonel Switzler's llistory ot' the t'niversity mentions it now. Our dignity prevents ns from mentioning such a thing as assisting at a l"reshman banquet. nor do we say that we have achieved unparalleled success on the diamond. gridiron. or in forensic contests. We only say deniurely that we are far from ash-:med ol' the records that we have made so far. ln both intellectual and physical contests we have earried away at least our share of the honors, and our work in the class-room has been such that we have had no desire or necessity for calling on all the gods at once for assistance in getting "a pass." In college spirit. we are proud to say, we have never been lacking. ll'e have made strenuous ef- forts to arouse and maintain among the students a more loyal feeling towards our University. In the suppression of all such things as l1l0VlIlg side- walks. building bonfires on the campus, parades to the eolleges. and other uvenile pranks. our efforts have been untiring. And when any of our members liaxe so far forgotten themselves as to indulge in any atl'airs of sueh a nature. we have invariably been shrewd enough to lay the hl:une upon the lin- -fini-ers. Not only have we been loyal to our institution, but to our elass as well. We have sought the right eoin-se in :ill in-itters pertaining to our class, and having found it. have pursued it with unwavering eonrage. NVQ- have never hesitated to make any vieritiee when it was required of ns. As examples ul' this loyalty and self'-sacrifice we speak of "lin-it-ly" lllodgett. who. by a great sacrifice of time and energy. rendered great serviee to his class and the 'Varsity through his work in the Ultooters' flnlvf' It is also said of Sain Xlarsh that he ent six gyninasinin elasses in order to prepare the How- .-rii-st -pe-'eh eu-r delivered before an aeadeinie elass. Nlany more instances ot' eollege and class spirit eonld lie eited. but these are suflieient. lVe believe that we are not egotistical when we say that never has there been an organization in this institution that has had so much brotherly feeling among its members as we have had. If the gods have frowned on one of us, we have always given him, if nothing more, our heartfelt sympathy. For instance, when Harry VVood was induced to go into a far country and take unto himself a Wife every one of us met him when he returned, and with voices choking with sorrow, expressed our grief at l1is misfortune. J The most beautiful paper of this kind Without part of it devoted to the girls would be a failure. It would be 'iltomeo and Julieti' with Juliet left out. Especially is this true of us, for never since our mother Eve breathed the perfumed air in the balmy groves of Eden has there been such a con- centration of beauty, culture and intellect as is to be found among the girls of our class. Only a poet with divine thoughts arrayed i11 words born among the stars can describe a girl, but our Junior girl, refined, modest, brilliant, is beyond all des- cription. All through the year the girls have in- spired us by their presence, assisted us with their practical ideas, and it is largely to their efforts and influence that our individuality as a class is due. Among those deserving special mention are Misses l, but your historian is of a very bashful na- ture, and consequently has made the acquaintance of so very few of the girls that he modestly refers the reader to Nelson Sears, Simon Frank and Char- lie Hartwell, who are better informed in such mat- ters. Our Junior year is over, and as we turn to give it a last good-bye there comes to us a feeling of strangely mingled pleasure and sadness. The year has been filled with events that bring sweet recol- lections to us. and we turn away from it almost reluctantly. In a few days we shall be Seniors and we believe we have good reasons for saying that seldom has so promising. intellectual. loyal a class passed through the portals that lead from the Junior to the Senior Halls. JUNIOR GIRLS if V- E XV' f . H ' f . L5 2 ::, .gb f Qt 'R .1 "hs 9 N.,-. -. 1 ., i3'4': ' - q..:j,,j JL ,gy 4..,..u ig - ' S 1 A I-xf X jwx - 1'f .12 ' X, w wh x, ,L ' '- f XP 'siT"'YQii.1 ' , L K .1 k Q S! ' ,. X,-ENR! Xi 'QE I' V,3 Jmigv l gs if Q ,X-J i ii . fb-F 321 1 X. Nf""v:,.-v. ..-, if .4 21 , fr if W, N'--...J L..- I' fl f I , iz 1 f L 1' -.6 w W ,vM1 Y - . be arsihf II' Drawn by Karl Anderson JUNIOR ACADEZIIIC ROBERT RUSS KERN Kansas City, Missouri Gone to seed on Philosophy. No good since Thilly's left. JOSEPH RAYMOND CLEVENGER Excelsior Springs, Missouri Athlete. Likes to help along the deserving poor. THOMAS DUPUY WOODSON, 2 X Richmond, Missouri Ladies' man. Has taken a liking to Hub- bell's corner. HENRY GARRETT BEDINGER, K 2 Anchorage, Kentucky "Colonel." Campaigned once with Blod- gett. THOMAS BELL MONTGOMERY, ID A 0 Columbia, Missouri Pool shark. Bought a pair of shoes once. DANIEL MCFARLAND Kansas City, Missouri Sometimes called f'Muldoon." Grafter. Friend to Walter VVilliams. FRANK HEYD Kirksville, Missouri VVears Y. M. C. A. pin. That's all we know of him. HARRY CUNNINGHAM WOOD, K E New London, Missouri Denies that he is married. Likes Mark Twain. 4 16 JUNIOR A CADEDI I C. ABE MARX Hot Springs, Arkansas Plays billiards with Hobart. Likewise rooms with Hobart. Grant him your sym- pathy. SIMON MICHAEL FRANK, ln' 011 St. Louis, Missouri Mac Anderson's protege. Answers the 'phone at the Beta house. Once he was robbed. FRANK LESLIE NVILEY Ridgeway, Missouri An example of how a famous man may become obscure. He was Freshman pres- ident. He is nothing now. GARLAND WILSON Bethany, Missouri Better known as "Chubby" and "Cherub." He got second alternate once. Fast on his feet. CLYDE BROOKS Columbia, Missouri Doc Bateman's understudy at the postoflice. Patzwald's pet. SAMUEL FRANKLIN COBB Columbia, Missouri Mammy says "Sammy dear." VVe keep silent. MERRILL EDXVARD OTIS Hopkins, Missouri A black sheep. He said he was a junior, so we ran him in. The laugh's on us. ROBERT LEE MYERS Everton, Missouri 'Tis with a feeling of hesitancy that we s eak his name-he is' married. He and P . Stout teach the Sociology class. JUNIOR ACADEZIIIC. HARRY LLEVVELLYN PIERCE Columbia, Missou Looks handsome here. ri A Yankee archi- tect. Would-be orator. GLEN ROY HORNER Deepwater, Missouri Little jack Horner From Podunk-corner Took work one year with Penn, And now hear him swear, As he tears at his hair, That he'll never do that again. GEORGE EARLE STEWART Columbia, Missouri Keeper of the Bellows. A puny philoso- pher. JOHN EMMET PRICE ' Harrisonville, Missouri A pearl of great price cast among the Y M. C. A. Chief usher for the Salvilar Board. PORTER WRIGHT Chilhowee, Missouri Short in stature and ideas. Major in Mc- Clure'.f. Minor in Soc iology. HARRY FRANKLIN FORE Gentryville, Missouri Hippopotamus among ladies. Kelsey taught him how to dance. ROY HOMER DYER Shackelford, Missouri Acrobat. Is going to vanced standing." graduate in "ad- LEE MORRISON GENTRY, If 0 ll Sedalia, Missouri Blodgett's Boswell. Fiend at Latin. Canned by Hetherington. JUNIOR A CADEDIIC' GEORGE ARTHUR U NDERXVOOD Kansas City, Missouri Is going to Oxford. A pretty decent sort of fellow. CHARLES GRIFFITH ROSS, 2 X. Independence, Missouri "Doodle." Head verse writer for Joe janousek. "Do you like Mark Twain P" RE DMOND SELECMAN COLE Columbia, Missouri A "hone"-got it from his father. Presi- dent of junior Class, YVILLIAM JOSHUA VVEESE Athelstan, Iowa Serious, solid, and sober. XVARRICK ALLEN VVAYMAN At er's Kansas City, Missouri home on the cinder path. His broth- keeper. BEN DREVV KIMPLE, cp I- A Dermot, Arkansas XVants a chair in the new Stephens Col- lege. Looks like a deep thinker. ,IOHN HENRY NEXVMAN Fontainbleau, Missouri Known ns "Cardinal" and "Grafter." Has a good think machine and knows how to l'lln II. RALPH EUGENE BLODGETT Columbia, Missouri Mourher of false reports. Bum politician. Sally heat him out in love. 3- ,5- ....-:i z "4 'l' 3- ,Q lf- ...b , uf ' I 1 A r ' s 3 V1'M' ' ' -K.. .- f Lv .i.-- A ap? , 1 1 Q25 . -if f iifu' 'f 1 O. -+9 ' - ' V 16 f- -la Ji-' -1 -,:'- ' if .QT -5- ' if r' r' - :'-1- - f- Y " ' 4: ' - ' .L .f -J "-' ,- - , , -r f-. ,- -. .. Lf f.-2 TLS-' 2 .I'..i -- ,:.-.ibi Z: . '.L , --iilji ' .s-'LT "' ' 'Q' 71"lI' , . ,els -- Lf 4 I 1 irq- - . - - ,gig - - ' -" ' " . '-f , 5' - - Z - "YW, '- zz! Z- 1 -1' -4 .I 9 -'-. ' l ,Q 4 ' -- ..L-- '1 R -.:i -.: - - . .. . . lf ' .h. 1- - .,- ::--: 4- -, file 1-. : ff' 5-4 - -ik-rf- -ti - ' 1-1" , .11 ' I F. : -" - .- -1-.- , I , I - . ff N. , .I Q ' ,f 'i! , ' l -fy '- f if 5. If, ,,,,f:g3' ' ll 1 . fy' wr I .1 -r ,' 1 " 'L'-. 4 . K "fi f ...HQ H' zzaufff nuff , J' ,gf f',5x 'lg an.-- ff, ,, f' K , If A W X xxi, 5 ' J Q Q, 4 K f I! N X ' 41 ff ' 9 ., T . OFFICERS. Presidents'-.l. H. IKICNRERRY, Miss BIARY Man- ALENE SM1Tn. I'ice-Presirlenfs-R. E. SPARKS, Miss MAUDR C. QU.xY1.E. Secretaries-Miss RIARY M.xDA1,1NR SMITH, Miss CAROLINE R. Jicssic. Trerzsurer.s-.l. A. STOUT, Miss CLARA SIIELTON. Sergeflzzts-at-.-Irms-J. V. GOODSON, J. A. S'roU'r. Reporters-Miss BIAUDIC C. QUAYLE, Miss NICI.LIl'I CQORDON. IIi.S'f07'ifIlI Vltv. A. HURw1'rz. HERE is no class i11 the University, in all probability, whose members will not, one and all, afiirm that it is-how familiar the words-"the best and brightest in the school." There is one class which can make sucl1 statementsfaye, and many 1nOrc like them-with truth and justice. liyllttll the Academic Class Of Nineteen-Six unfurls its ban- ner, and proclaims in tones which all the world may hear, its everlasting supremacyvye men ot' other classes retire, nor hazard the jeopardizing ol' your too fragile conscienccsg we need no care for Ours-Whether they are from all harm, on ac- count of innocence, or hardened beyond danger of injury, I leave to the students of Sociology and Psychology to determine. Let our claims for universal superiority be ex- amined. Numerically. we have a hundred mem- bers-a jolly, but earnest century of up-to-date boys and girls. Intellectually, our students are I!'0I'L'C'l'.S'TStll' dents whose first purpose here is to learn. and who stand high in their classes. A hundred of us I said there were. and few indeed are those who. starting with us as comrades at the beginning of the year. have left us on the way. Socially-ah! here my pen has no power to des- cribe our lofty station. XVas there ever such a happy, witty, agreeable society of lnnnan beings as our class? From the very beginning of our University existence we have been allowed to de- velop Our social natures to our satisfaction. Even last year, when we were lf'reshmen-how strange, how far away that uncouth term IIUYV sounds-the upper classes recognized that we were different from all Freshmen who had preceded us, and wisely left us to manage our receptions for our- selves. And since even at that remote period we made ourselves known by our social excellence, what then must be our eminence to-day? If the first demand of University life on a student is an intellectual one. surely the second is a social one- uowhere is a broader education to be found than in the interiuiugling of comrades. That we have not lu-en slow in appreciating this fact, and in acting accordingly. our two class receptions. excellently nianaged and well attended. attest. XYh:it class has ever shown a keener, truer col- lege spirit than ours? lVhen a mass-meeting was lu-lil to discourage lawlessness in pursuit of the tiuu--honored reereations on the campus, the Soph- omores stood among the leaders of the movement. XYlu-n the students made every effort in their power to retain a well lu-loved teacher in the service of Olll' t'ni'.'ei-sity. Sophoniores were ready and active in doing their part. In athletics Sophouiores have shown themselves capable of the very highest degree of excellent work. ln football, baseball, basket ball, track work and tennis. the Sophomores are proud of their merits. 'l'here is no lield of student activity in which Soplioniores do not excel. The debating societies are full ol' Solihomores--and they are 11ot members ot' the lifeless kind, who sit hack and do nothing- lhey lu-long to the talkers, thc hustlers, and the "rlm'r.v." .X great deal ol' boasting. you say? To be sure, that is the duty ol' the Class Historian-that is the svrxiee for whieh the C'lass elects him-to boast- liul to boast with right and truth to back his words. .Xml shall we not with right speak of the things which make our Class pre-eminent? Shall we not l-o:-st ul' our superiority? lYhy then h-ive we read, slurliml and criticised tlu-SfniiflnrflEng-li.s-li1'o1-ms? Wliy then ham- we struggled with step-sous, shad- owless nu-ii. lirolten pitchers, and home-sounds? Wliy then li.-iw we followed the beloved and loving Quinlus lloratius through his lyric exultations? llll1'1'e'l'oi'e' lawn- we lVfll'llt'Il to l'4'c'oglliZ1' the llealltj' ul' :i pit-lui-it apparently hideous? 'l'o what pur- lulsv' li-me wi- syllogized. l'allaeied. and suh-eon- lr-iriiil until our poor brains were turned topsy- lurxux liix llu- unreasonable perplexities of reason? lVith such glorious records as we have, would it be just to ourselves to maintain an ultra-modest silence? Are our great deeds to go unheralded? Is it for this that Easy Anderson, Thompson, Crouch, lVhitinore, and Battersby bring us fame by their athletic work? Is it for this that Otis sweeps all before him by his eloquence in debating? Is it for this that Mac Anderson plays blindfold chess while delivering an oration in defence of slavery? Is it for this that every phase of student life in the University of Missouri serves as a field for displaying our talents, and that the teachers, the literary societies, the fraternities, the school newspaper, the Glee Club-one and all recognize the Sophonioric merit, and yield the Sophomores the tribute they deserve? Noi lVe have merit, then let us boast of it, an orator well known to University students, one whom we all love well, might say, "God pity the man who cannot boast." In the light of this jus- tification, I repeat the words which appear at the beginning of this history: There is no class in the University, in all IJl'0l7I1lJill'If, whose 'rnenzlaers will noi, one and all, affirnz that if is "fl1e best and briglzfesf in the school." There is one class which can nzahe such sfrzfenzelzfs-rzye, and many more like flzenz-n'ifh frnfh and jnsfiee-flze Acrulenzic Class of Ninfeen-Si.z'. lt is with this cahn and just appreciation of our own undeniable excellence that we are approach- ing the close of the second year's work in this grand University. lve know what our past has been, and we know what great things the future demands of us, and-I say it with confidence--we shall rise to the occasion. lVe have gone nearly half the way toward our goal, and we shall travel the rest of the way with honors even more glorious than those which have heretofore accompanied us. May we all return. next fall. to resume our many duties in the school: :md. classmates, let each one ol' us strive to do his or her part in making for our class the magnificent record which the Academics ot' Nineteen-Six are certain to leave. Ln f, :V- an QW - "... , 'I A .4.-LL.. L -aff . '. x -1 , , M ' X V ., Q ' fa , .. J f .111-. X3 '- I :x J , il. 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"711"T-"H '.1,'5-'1',Zjf- - 'A !,F'f:"' 1 5152, 4',: "- -'-.','-. L ff 4 - IZQ, 771 2' . 1' ::.' OFFICERS. Presirlrwzf-LYNN N. Sneonn. Vice-Presiflmzf-DlxN G. STEIN. 7'l'FIl-Y1ll'C7'LELSIE XVADELL. SCC'l'Cffll'!f'SUFI .loHNsoN. Se1'ger111f-at-,Jrms-RALPH VV. XVILSON. Hi.9f0I'ifllZ'fICJhIER CROY. N THE words of Max Meyer there must be for all things corporeal, ethereal or spir- ituelle a deprecation of extraneous hypoth- eses leaving some resultant irrefragable ex- planation-whieh pulverized and dissolved means there's a reason for everything. So our reasons for throwing this history out on an unsuspecting public are three: Oncely: For the beneiit of the Savitar board, as they really must have some fine expository English in their book to hand out. They wanted something that would make the reader lead a purer, nobler life, something that would make him think twenty-story thoughts. Txvicely: For the benefit of the sophistieal Sophomore as he reads these lilies to see what the lfreshies could do any- how. And lastly but not leastly. it is a work of love for the benefit of some future editor of "lVho's lVho and lYhat's lVhat." Ponder. docile reader, on how much trouble it will save some fu- ture biographer in his collations as he wades through reams of dusty Freshman theme paper trying to gather facts about the wonderful class that entered here in 1903. Ever since last September when we were pre- cipitated into Columbia by that high grade handcar railroad, known familiarly. we believe. in railroad circles as the lVabash, we have been the first class in school. Don't step on the bouquets. please. Vfe wore the usual high school insignia and meditative looks, but We soon changed these for uniforms. Yes, we rambled down the Quadrangle the iirst 'T J exexxing :xml womlered ii' the eoluxnns were 11101111- xxxexxts for lfugene lfield. hlark Twain, Daniel llooue :xml other big Blissourians, aml stood with hats oil' over the hallowed grave of il.lll0llI?lS .lef- l'ersoxx :xml breatlxed deep tl1e greatness-laden air ol' the Sage ol' Nloutic-cllo's holy shrine. That's :xn ixx:xliexx:xble rightflegemls :xml jokes vouch for it so we xxxust lx'xvc done it. Une xxxexnorable evening we xxxet in the Auditor- ium :xml elected--O no. xxot Soplxs. but officers. il 'l'he :xxxxbitious Sophs :xrose :xml with Demosthe- ues' surge ol' oratory. ll:1ea1xl:xy's tidal foree, Nl ilton's subl ixxxity. Byron's musicalness and Slx:xkespe:xx'e's nx:x'iestic sweep. poured into our ears how this angelic c:xmlid:xte was forced by jesting lfzxte to be ixx school now instead of rocking in the l'x'esidexxt's elx:xir ox' leaning back on souxe throne, :xml that it' properly :xppro:xclxed he might consent to have his n-une mentioned for sergeant-at-arms. ill- know how these political :xspirants were scorn- l'ully xxslxered out with vigorous lxisses. NVQ: could go oxx :xml tell how we, ever thoughtful :xml temler to the Sophomorcs. :xt their reception knowing th-it they had been accustomed to nothing stronger than llixxksonic city w:xter at their board- ing houses :xml i'e:xring the result from such :x rad- ical change. kimlly removed their coffee. But we won't: it would be useless. :xs it is Hpatent inside" 'tix-al"s :xuthority for these wordsl to everybody. lu everytlxing that goes to make college life the .Xcailexxxies Xaught Seven st:xml A plus. Nobody e:ux eoxnpl:xixx ol' our not lxeroically clefemling our wereil eaxxxpus llsilloweexx night. Point. if yoxx e'xxx. to :x single uxrxn that turned his b:xck in flight. .Xl xxx:xss xx'x-elings we have :xlways handed our . . . . 1 . . xoxees xxp uxxlxl the .Xmlxlorxuxxx s wlxxte-washed cexl- lHLf was bruiseil. ll'lxo was it that got that holi- day. that one loxxesonxe bi-eeutexxnial holid:xyw:xml xxbo sxxIl'erx-cl for il? lu l'ux'nishing exnploynxent for the xlx-:xyixxexx :xml being inxp:xrti:xl to the l:xxxd- laflies :xs lo wlxx-re we rooxneil. ixx :xltemlixxg clx:xpcl and reading official bulletins we have showed re- nxarkable College Spirit. lVl1o was it that wandered into the Auditorium, at the urgent request ot' the bulletin board, the af- ternoon the movement for a new Y. M. C. A. build- ing was launched and then stood the ground un- ilinehingly until the meeting was adjourned? Con- sider who it was that went around with pinched faces and empty belts but tall, intellectual frontis- pieces when the two-meal-a-day theory was immor- talizing this University. And once again, who was it that listened spell-bound while D-o-c-t-0-r Stew- art told the story of Marie Stuart and then roped us in for :x dollar per for the Deutches Theater? In football we are noted for our boys with the beaten-gold hair Cto-wit: Switzler, Branham and I-loganb which catches up the careless sunbeams and tosses them otl' as easily as the boys themselves do their rival players. In basketball our girls wear the hothouse laurel wreath. In the orchestra one of our boys on his violin makes you hear the rill trickle down the mountainsideg the raindrops pit-pat, then the thunder defiantly roars and the lightning flashes b:xck an answer and then a hush comes and you hear a moxxse gnawing your suit- case. And that voice you hear in the Glee Club sometimes thrumming the stars, then rushing through an echoing canon. or warbling with the nightingale, its owner bowing himself off in a storm of applause, well, that's our boy. So we could go on ad inlinituxn telling about our members being pointed oxxt on the streets as be- longing to the dilterent debating societies and lit- erary clubs, about our representatives in elocution, gyumasium and military et so weiter and sew -1-th. but modesty bids us to only incline our heads while you put on the crown of all-'round championship. This has been an epoch-making year at the Uni- versity of Missouri and we hold ourselves p:xrtly responsible. E a Q 0 I Jfy4i5UlQrQ' LICBTQLE X0 5 A Tl' T X92 QYVEA j29fQBf X Of Tm r.5Ft""'2H, E RNUR V lknlfllq , ,f 4 X I , f f fm If f , , ff' ' 1 X' , f 1 x x If f , sw, mGYilN .ef 3, ' . tl N -stil' 'Z 5 . THE ENGINEERS OF '04 OFFICERS. President-L. E. PHILBROOK. Vice-President-J. L. XVOODRESS. Secrel'a1'1y and Tl'CIl.9Zll'C7'-H. C. XVESTOVER. S67'g'6H7Zf'Hf','17'7IZ.S'1Fn P. SXVARTZ. Historian-T. P. SMOTHERS. N the month of September of the year nine- teen hundred there came to this University an aggregation of students having their en- tire belongings tied up in a bandana hand- kerchief. These were the Engineers, who since have made some very interesting and valuable his- tory for their Alma Mater. They were not the wishy-washy, quavering, trembling Freshmen of the present, but instead, were recognized by their independent air and the expression on their faces which told that they were perfectly capable of taking care of themselves. As Freshmen they did not come into very great prominence, simply keeping quiet and gaining wis- dom. But in the Sophomore year came forth the fruit of their wisdom. There was at that time a Freshman named Thompson falias Twentyj, who was troubled with an excessive flow of air across the vocal cords, due to an inadequate supply of gray matter. It seemed that the Medical students were unable to check the disease, so it was left for the Engineers to effect a cure. The operation performed in the woods at midnight was very successful and when finished the patient looked as if he had been kicked on the top of the head by a mule wearing a number twenty shoe. The faculty of the Uni- versity was very much opposed to unlicensed bar- ber shops and even went so far as to ask the ton- sorial artists to desist from further pursuit of their studies in the University for a period of two weeks. They called it hazing. It was this year also that the class of 'Ol hu- miliated the lawyers by the insulting act of lower- ing a banner bearing the inscription of 'iEngi- neers 'O-Lf' in the midst of the mock trial pro- ceedings. This deed won the lasting enmity of the hlules, an achievement of which to be proud. But altogether this was a very quiet year. Be- sides the aforesaid, there was nothing else done except the erection of three signs. the catching of the Freshmen in the Biology building. and the burning of the dummy on the athletic grounds, which was followed by a class rush. In the class rush the Sophomores were beyond a doubt vic- torious. The Freshmen's duimny was burned to ashes, signifying the superiority of the Sopho- mores. As the years pass this memorable class becomes more dignified. They come to look with contempt upon acts of lawlessness. Only once during their Junior year did they break from the bonds of dignity. This was on the seventeenth day of Xlrircli, lt had never been known until that year that Saint Paitricli was an Engineer. Having iinuh- this discovery. it was absolutely necessary that the lingineers suspend exercises and do ho- mage in honor of their good saint. The faculty lioweyer did not seein to :appreciate the importance ot' this oct-:ision and were loath to enter into the ct-lt-liratioii. So the Saint Patrickis day exercises wt-rv carried out by the Engineers to the best of their ability. The remainder of the history of this class is without a blot. It was the Engineers of nineteen hundred and four who, when the athletic associa- tion was badly in need of bleachers, took their hammer and nails and in one day erected a struc- ture capable of seating five hundred people. This is a brief history of the engineering class of nineteen hundred and four, a continuation of which will be found in the book entitled, "Suc- cessful Engineers of the Twentieth Century." SENIOR ENGINEERING L. E. JOHNSON, T. B. 1,-. Nevada, Missouri C. E. Course I am a gun Ctriggerlessj in military. U I. F. HARRISON, T. B. W., Q. E. B. H. Bethany, Missouri M. E. Course The boss carpenter, by juda's Priests. PHILIP CLEGG, 2. A. E., 0 N E New Orleans, Louisiana M. E. Course A southern gentleman. EDWARD RIESBOL Redbird, Missouri . C. E. Course His main stunt is dancing. A. F, BARNES, ca N E St. Joseph, Missouri C. E. Course A drafty draftsman. C. C. ROBINSON Trenton, Missouri E. E. Course He would do anything once. XV. J. SPAULDING, T. B. 1,-. Moselle, Missouri C. E. Course Thy face is fair to look upon. . L. E. PHILBROOK, E. A. E., T. B. W. Kansas City, Missouri C. E. Course I'm class president :-Gee I feel big. SENIOR ENGINEERING cs. J. WALKER, 3 A E., T. B. 7, Monroe City, Missouri C. E. Course No foolishness for me. R. F. Moss, T. B. T, Columbia, Missouri C. E. Course Sing? VVhy he could fairly warble. OMER DENNY Kearney, Missouri M. E. Course Commonly known as D. Minimus A. R. EITZEN, T. B. 7,-., Q. E. B. H. Columbia, Missouri C. E. Course A scholar and a gentleman. . ELMER GAREY Joplin, Niissouri C. E. Course Seemed to be lazy, but he wasn't. CHAS. SHULTZ Hannibal, Missouri C. E. Course VVell, he can run--You bet he can. J. I.. XVUODRESS Trenton, Missouri E. E. Course He once went to Colorado. H. C. KENDALL, 2. N. E. E. Course Alton, Illinois Too timid to talk. SENIOR ENGINEERING J. A. HAMMACK Pocahontas, Mississippi C. E. Course Yes, sahg I love my profs. F. H. KILBURN, T If ll Carthage, Missouri M. E. Course I've got a stand-in with the profs. G. R. HOUSTON, T B U Stanbcrry, Missouri E. E. Course A hefty blue-eyed lad. VV. H. FISHER, T If ll Hannibal, Missouri C. E. Course Talking about ivory:-That's where he shines. F. H. MOREHEAD Columbia, Missouri M. E. Course His thesis had to do with hot air. F. C. HILDER Washington, D. C. C. E. Course His virtues? Search me. J. R. VVHARTON Columbia, Missouri ' M. E. Course I I think I'm a gun. What do you think about it ? S. G. LOUCKS Mound City, Missouri M. E. Course Oh, Sam! Go get the monkey wrench. SENIOR ENGINEERING F. P. SVVARTZ, T. B. 7. Joplin, Missouri C. E. Course Oh my! Did you ever hear him talk? I. P. SMOTHERS, T. B. 7. i Moberly, Missouri M. E. Course My, how these little fellows talk. C. H. WILLIAMS Mexico, Missouri C. E. Course The Runt's favorite. E. M. TOMLINSON Centralia, Missouri C. E. Course Seemed so despondent. E. A. FESSENDEN St. Louis, Missouri M. E. Course NVhat a brainy hairless head. J. L. HAMILTON Wishart, Missouri E. E. Course t Got advanced standing in Senior English. E. C. CONSTANCE High Hill, Missouri C. E. Course Lots of class spirit. A. H. VVELCH, fb F A Columbia, Missouri M. E. Course 0, yes, he studied hard. H. C. VVESTOVER St. Joseph, Missouri C. E. Course Tall, and as graceful as a cub-bear. 9 as ...Q 2 I A 'UD' I IR 'iluzillfg liwlillllIi O - X up QZZZZQE X S as A, 'ff ' ' A U President-H. H. HAGGARD. Vice-President-C. M. CLIFTON. Secretary-J. R. XVELCH. Treasurer-VV. A. SCHOOLER. Sergeant-at-Arms-J. N. EDY. Savitar Representative-C. W. lXIARTIN. Historian-D. J. CAVANAGH. O DO justice to a task which entails the chronicling of the historical events of this illustrious class requires more ' elaboration and space than can possi- bly be appropriated for the present purpose. Be- sides having built up a distinct history within their own circle, the influence of the Junior Engineers has been more or less felt in every epoch-making period of this institution and in every phase of stu- dent activity in the last three years. If this short sketch will suffice to recount a few of the more noteworthy ventures of this class its writing will be justified. As Freshmen we started on our career at old Missouri with a vengeance. No former Freshman class was as well organized and none more demon- strative in asserting its rights. YVe hung the Sophomores in effigy and took them into camp in the class rush. Not only excelling our predecess- ors in intellectual attainments in the class room, - 1-1-HEWS we copped many of the laurels on the athletic field. lve had our representatives wherever an op- portunity was offered. and they never failed to re- Hect credit on their class. Most of us returned the following term, not as Freshmen Cthanks to the efforts of Dr. Brown, who is peculiarly adapted to converting Freshmenj but ready to assume the Sophomore curriculum which, by the way, was made more burdensome in our ab- sence but which did not in the least serve to dampen our ardor. lVe tackled those six-hour subjects with such vivacity that their proper place seemed to be in the primary schools Calthough the fact remains that there are a few who are still pursuing some "post" work along those linesj. Here, again, as before, we captured all that was coming to us in class honors. Wle helped instill and revive that spirit among the body of engineering students which was the envy but forced admiration of all the other departments during the ,O2-'03 session. As Sophs we were always first to bring the engi- neering department to the front, and when we as- sisted in giving our battle-cry all other yells which were ordinarily mighty shouts, dwindled down un- til they were in comparison as the gentle sighing of a summer zephyr. The old lions when removed from Academic hall served to keep watch over the Engineering build- ing. wearing the class monogram, but after one night's vigil the discipline committee tho't itwere best that they come off their perch. The crowning effort of this class, however, came when we conceived of the appropriate selection of a patron, and this choice fell unanimously upon St. Patrick. All other classes concurred in this adop- tion and March IT is now a red letter day on the calendar of the Engineering department. No classes are attended on this occasion, the building is always fittingly decorated, and the day is ob- served as a holiday should be. This class, many of whose members are illustrious sons ofthe Emer- ald lsle. enjoys the sole credit for this innovation and feels a ust pride in leaving it as a legacy and an event of historical importance in the records of old Missouri University. l"ully eighty per cent of the Sophomore class returned to take up the burden of the Junior year, a comparatively high percentage. This term, to the average member of this class, will at first ap- pear in a certain sense to have been an uneventful one. lVc have been a very law-abiding body and the Discipline C'ommittee will no doubt hold us up as a fitting model and example for all Junior classes in the future to imitate. Our pennants and class inscriptions did not serve to decorate the dome, for we have llflll no aspirations whatever towards dome-climbing. a spirit which characterized so111e of our predecessors. Such feats look too nmch like work to lls, and, although we have no abhor- renee whatever for work. our ambitions partake of a different nature. 'l'lie fact that last scason's football captain was selected from our ranks and in the recent election :mother member oi' our class was chosen to captain the 'Varsity eleven next season, serves to illustrate the true mellle. the happy combination of brain and brawn, which is our heritage. Birney. while unfortunate in being captain in one of BIissouri's oil' years, tiller! his position capably and won the amlmiration of all. llaggard. our new captain. is well qualified lo fill the eaptainey. and knowing him as well as we do, we feel assured of a successful season with anything like favorable circumstances existing. The selection of such capable and effic- ient men without regard for any other considera- tion, besides reacting as an honor on the class, serves to show what genuine democracy exists at old Missouri. In passing, a few words must needs be devoted in noting another feature which our Junior year has served to bring under the calcium light. This reference is to two notable characters in the persons of our old friends, "Jimmy" Ross and Allen Max- well. lVhen it comes to story telling this pair cer- tainly has the palm, with all our foremost humor- ists back of the flag and pulled up lame. VVe have all heard their stories, laughed and profited thereby. Ability to "knock" has also been a noteworthy accomplishment of the members of this class. The knocker moves and regulates the World, and this being the case such a vital accessory must naturally be the property of the engineer and he accordingly equips himself with the proverbial hammer. It may be noted here that all "scabbers" and "graft- ers," who are often the common lot of other classes, are entirely eliminated from our numbers. Along with the numerous pleasures and joys of college life there are always mingled some feelings of regret. lVe have passed the meridian of our college career and as we approach the end we nat- urally reeall in our more thoughtful moods many pleasant and fond reminiscences of the not far dis- tant past. Ill our ranks are found some of the best students this institution has ever produced and in after years they will. no doubt, reflect much credit upon their good old Alma Mater. The best of good fellowship and friendly feeling has always prevailed among the members of this class, and it is somewhat with a reluctant feeling that we review the three years which have sped by and await the one to come. after which old associations, though they must be severed and perhaps for all time cease, will never be forgotten. JUNIOR ENGINEERING C. K. MARTIN, T If ll Doniphan, Missouri E. E. Course Sissy, Sissy, that's me. D. B. DUNCAN Columbia, Missouri C. E. Course To the woods with ordinary grafters. I've got them all skint. L. J. ROSS Richmond, Missouri C. E. Course O Lord, blindfold his mouth, and we, thy children, shall be happy. J. P. DAVIS Clinton, Missouri C. E. Course I'm the incarnation of unstudiousness. W. A. SCHOOLER, K. 2. Carthage, Missouri M. E. Course Prof. Green persuaded him that he was not Irish, on St. Patrick's Day. C. W. MARTIN, T If ll Troy, Missouri C. E. Course Joe Janousek number 2. E. M. MADD OX New London, Missouri E. E. Course Meek and lowly but a man for a' that. P. H. ALBRIGHT Lamar, Missouri A C. E. Course Nothing in the name. JUNIOR ENGINEERING H. L. SEA, 2. A. E. Independence, Missouri C. E. Course I bum at Hubbell's corner. That's the best place to see the college girls. E. E. Course A fugitive from the VV. DU DLEY Troy, Missouri E. E. Course A friend of Nick. He can do stunts with a pair of plyers. St. Charles Missouri C. E. Course I'm about half as big as I used to be when I wasn't quite so large C. F. LACK, K. A. Mobile, Alabama C. E. Course I made a frat. at last. San Francisco California C. E. Course A friend of Piggy. D. K. HALL, 3. A. E.,a N. E. Harrisonville, Missouri C. E. Course Me to the Old Hunter. Vandalla Missouri M. E. Course Erin Go Braughg nicht none of it for me JUNIOR ENGINEERING J.N.EDY,2X,0 NE De Soto, Missouri C. E. Course You've heard of my uncle down in Jef- ferson county, haven't you? W. H. FLOYD, qu T A St. Joseph, Missouri E. E. Course The diminution of my M M V 2 is remark- able. . F. W. LIEPSNER, 2 X. Kansas City, Missouri Ch. E. Course A protege of Doc. Brown and Dickie Moore. C. M. CLIFTON, qu 1' A Brookfield, Missouri E. E. Course Chewing Gum Charley. Did you ,ever see him chew? I. G. WALBORN, A. T. Q Orwigsburg, Pennsylvania E. E. Course Look Where I'm from, and then guess. R. L. CARGILL, cp F A St. Joseph, Missouri E. E. Course A Rooming with Floyd is what ruined me. E. O. BRACK, 2 A. E. Little Rock, Arkansas E. E. Course Back to the Arkansas swamps. J. E. BUCKHAM Rockport, Missouri E. E. Course I donlt say much, but then- J UNI OR ENGINEERING J. R. XVELCH Elsberry, Missouri C. E. Course My, he can blow and con the profs. E. E. lf ever thin A. C. BIRNEY, 2 N, 0 N E Ottumwa, Iowa Course comes out all ri ht, every- . X g . g thing will be all right. G. S. BRACK, 2 A. E. Little Rock, Arkansas E. E. Course The modern Lord Kelvin. E. E. N. K. LAIRD, T. B. ll Vandalia, Missouri Course Association with Maxwell put me to the bad. GILBERT DOBSON Philadelphia, Pennsylvania C. E. Course I am the original VV. M. Ostrander ENGINEERS '06 CLASS OFFICERS. P?'CSidCl1f1ERNEST DINKLE. Vice-President-FRED VV. LIARTIN Secretary-LINDLEY G. COLEMAN. T7'CHSllTC7'1ROBERT E. GILNIOR. Sergeant-af-Arms-HOMER K. SMITH. HiSf07?U7l-HOPSON M. HOFFMAN. l E are Sophomores now. That was the first thought that we were blessed with as we entered , the portals of Academic Hall to enter up in the fall. VVe had been vaguely y X worrying, as we came over, whether we had credits enough to pass the eagle eye of the K, committee on entrance by certificate, but then ' if , the welcomed consolation came to us that we 'kx no longer were half scared, half defiant ,,g,',C ' Freshmen, but Sophomores, actually Sopho- , I moresg privileged to initiate the timid Fresh- l X 4: man into his University life as we might see S W, fit. However, we, being of magnanimous and l X forgiving dispositions, were gracious enough fix to overlook all but the most flagrant offenses egfxclga against right college living among the Fresh- , K" men and punished only the most dangerous culprits. A few did so outrage all law and ' X' order that we were compelled to beg the An- cient Order of Chi Chi to wait upon them, one even going so far as to fall into our Lake and X denting it up considerably. He, however, ' learned that it was our Lake and not to be 4' ll monkeyed with carelessly. l The Freshman's official signpainter was j very kind to us during the football season, do- ing nearly all the lettering on our ads, and xi quite a bit of our decorating. But when the X Lv , Lawyers decided to adopt our style of adver- XJ 'J Viavixn tising the Engineers objected. So, while tl1e brushes of the Lawyers were busy applying the paint the Engineers arose in their might and wiped up Rollins Field with them. After chasing them into their holes twice and see- infr thev would come out in 110 other wav we D . . c1,:'gg5 promised not to hurt them and proposed a - X wrestling match. And there on Rollins Field in board day-light the Lawyers put it on us. Think of it! But wl1e11 they attempted to paste the caricature of American lettering on the back stop, Dr. Hetherington, considering it an insult to all rightminded Engineers to have such lettering on the Athletic field, made made them wipe it out. After the all too short football season some- thing got mixed in the Profs, governors and they commenced to speed up fwe have a com- mittee at work on an improved governor at presentl until we all were taking steam full stroke, but most of us managed to keep up speed on boarding house coal until Christmas, when we all went home for repairs. VVhen we got back with new packing rings, new bab- bitt. a good supply of oil, plenty of sand, and got the stiffness worked out of us, the way we bucked that overload was a sight good to see. Wie hit that five per cent grade of Exam week with the throttle wide open and the smoke lying flat as a board. and by careful appli- eation ol' sand and udieious firing all but one of our fifty odd pulled safely overg he, having drawn a hothox. had to be laid out of service for six or eight months. No one made any records for etlieieney or speed but were all of a good average. The mountain of Exams passed over and the gorge of l"lunk bridged, we are now steaming through rolling country, gradually rising but still not steep enough to Cause any special anxiety as to eoal or steam, but al- ready we see the distant blue peaks of the .lune Exams looming above the horizon. NVQ have heard, from those who know, that be- yond those barriers is a fair land where no grades are over one per Cent and no curves heavier than four degreesg where one may sass Piggy with impunity or ehum with Greene. But it is almost time for publication and this poor ehroniele must come to a close. lVe are ending our first real year of college life, ,-. ,I H i f i ,.f l ,ff l 12- .QQ-f y it Q X MI-iw .X 1.1 5' . l l I . 1 fl? N Y I - 2: Q X I W i i L-. QY IN Q and who will say that the years of college life, as we know them, are not the best years, and the years that will most cling to us when we finally obtain our diplomas and go out to re- ceive our final polishing in the machine shop of life. Freshmen, we have chi-chied you and in- vaded your meetings with the friendliest spirit in the world, and now turn over our preroga- tive to boss next year's Freshmen and hope you may have as much jollification from the succeeding generation as we have had from you. YVe are now about ready to enter our service as Juniors and to us will come the task of running the University as all good Juniors must do. Let us do it to the best of our ability, for the best interests of the Univer- sity, and the increasing of grand old Mis- souri's fame throughout the nation. "Deutcl1." ,Q II il FRESHMEN EENIQUNEEEQS i Haiti 0 FFI C E RS. P1'e.s'icIe1z.t-NV. C. LooAN. Viet'-P1'esi1Ie1'1t-A. XV. 'FICRI-HILL. Secretary and Treasurer-M. E. BROXVN. Sergeant at Arms-H. C. SMITH. Reporter to the Independent-F. C. FlllEEMAN. Hisforimz-J. VV. BRYANT, JR. HEY will come, and they will go, and some of them will be here forever. Thus are the Freshmen looked upo11 when they first reach the University. Nor are the Engineers of Naught Seven an excep- tion. Although We came last fall as the largest class in the University, nevertheless our friends, the Sophomores, condescended to inform us that we would do well if half of us remained by the middle of February. If such was not the case they said it would most certainly be out of the ordinary. Ah. to what vain delusions had they succumbed! They reckoned not upon our ability. At the beginning of the first semester we numbered over, o11e lnmdred. YVhen the second semester opened our roll was no smaller. VVe were all here the middle of February. Another interesting feature of our first year's connection with the Athens of Missouri was our arrival. Especially striking was the trip from Centralia. Vile struck our heads ag--. but let that go-it uiolfs up sad thoughts. On reaching our destination we were very much llll'1Jl'l'SSl'!l with the railroad facilities. iVe had no trouble at all in get- ting out of the depot. Everything seemed to be eoming our way. 'We had a straight road to the University. Ah. never will we forget our first view of thrit beautiful Quadrangle and Campus! How roman- tic and historic were the leave-strewn paths in the lower end. Never will we forget the imposing dignity and solemnity of those six tall, grim gray Sentinels, the columns. How silently. yet faith- fully, they seemed to stand and watch over their charges. the surrounding buildings. lVhen will their vigil cease? Not u11til they have crumbled away and been forgotten. Let us earnestly hope that such will never be the case. Let them live forever! Having gazed a while with admiration on these scenes, we continued our way to Academic Hall. Here our troubles began. After climbing six flights of stairs fthe elevators were not runningj we reached the top floor. and were ushered into a small ofliee, where we found quite a number as- sembled. One by one they were being called be- fore the presiding magistrate and questioned. lYhen our turn eame we found out what it was all abonl. lle wanted ns to introduce ourselves, and when we had done so he presented us with some green goods Qlong eardsj which we were to take to :mother udge. Having done this we were allowed to enter in the Engineering department, and were told to fill in a study card. Ah, how much easier s-uid than done! For two days we chased ourselves back and forth across the Quadrangle looking for a schedule. About the time we had succeeded the first semester opened. Once more we called on .Xeademie Hall, this time to the 'l'reasurer's oflice. lt was live dollars every time we turned around. XXX- were tive months in the furning room. l"rom this time on, our work became very monot- onous. 'l'here were no football games, no Thanks- giving nor C'hristmas holidays to relieve the monot- ony. as in the e-xrly part of the year,-nothing but nneeasing toil at our books. Analytics, English, C'he-mistry. Geometry and Surveying were our only eompanions of hardships. Ah. and what true com- panions they were! Through thick and thin, they were with us. no matter in what eonrlifiorz we were. ln faet. some of us became so attached to them that ue may seek their companionship next year. ill- have now re-xebed that stage of our first year in which baseball is the predominating element, and for this reason we feel assured that the re- maining few weeks will pass much more rapidly than the past few. There is, however, one week which we exclude from this assurance. On the twenty-first of May our final examinations begin and on the twenty-eighth they end. During this week we will be wholly wrapped in text books, lost to the world. After that date we will once more appear in the misty horizon and gaze earnestly into the future. iVe will see the gates of the Sophomore realms thown wide open, and upon closer inspection we will a few stragglers with- in, signing up for next year. Not long, however, do we permit ourselves to view those celestial regions. XVe turn once more and look into the valley below, the valley of our Fresh- man days. Nor do we look back with regret. Our gaze is one of mingled enjoyment and admiration. lVe feel as if we should like to go through our Freshman year again in order to improve it. How willingly would we bear the trials of Hall and Knight-or Hill's-of Newtlfs-of Church,-all of them come back to us and in their coming bring with them that quiet joy and pardonable self-satis- faction which only the Freslnnan has experienced. J. YV. B. fr-of O 2 0 , 1 1 o A ' 0 X 'fm 5 'X x Q O Q fly, ll 5 1 f ' 'fl' ', W -R ' K N .5 f X I 4 ' w K I 'X , W , f 1 I, 'I fl 1 1 ' ' , P 1 fx, ,V X , A , , 1 Xxx , Q l, 5 ,XA X W 'MM x V I ' 1' lg! W I Q X x link , I K KX N, IW! ' A xv, 7, X -T I5 KX EW! fn, ig-Ufxm THE MASCUT OF THE MULE BARN CLASS HISTORY SENIOR LAW CLASS HERE shall we begin the narration of the wondrous deeds of the class of 'Oli' Only a short review of its achievements is necessary to prove the justness of its claim to honored dis- tinction. The chief claim that the class has to distinction, is the serious and thoughtful manner in which it has studied the Law. The class as a whole are hard workers, serious minded and thoughtful students. They have given themselves to their studies with a devotion that precludes the idea of failure and we feel sure that the class leaves a record to be proud of. It is but natural tl1at the class of '04, being the iiirst three-year class to graduate from this department, should hold its place alone in its achievements in the study of the Law, and though this class has passed the third year of its existence and its members still concern themselves with the elements of worth, it bears those distinguishing marks which render it differ- ent from the other classes, especially in its stately decorum which has only been known to relax dur- ing the period of class meetings. The first year of our existence as a law class opened with an election of class oflicers, and as a result of tl1e fierce combat, which raged for a few moments, VV. G. Sawyers, of Maryville, Missouri, was elected president, Nean Stafford of Buffalo, Missouri, vice president, Miss Edna Jeffries of Edwardsville, Illinois, secretary, Clarence I". Ful- ton treasurer 'md --ei Phemster of Califor- , L nia, sergeant-at-arms. Under the Sawyers ad- ministration, birth was given to that dignity of the members, loyalty to the department and un- quenchable thirst for legal knowledge which has established that supremacy which the law class of 'O-11 is destined to hold forever over the other classes of the University of Missouri. Again when we assembled in September 1902, the sound of political thunder was raised and the contestants struggled right violently, but when the noise of the conflict had died away, it was found that Milton A. Romjue had come out victorious as president, Jolm R. Napton as vice president, Van Hall as secretary and treasurer and Jolm R. Wil- liamson as Savitar representative. During the reign of these oflicers, there sprang up in our midst a band of rebels, who at their first attempt to desecrate the class with their clamor and childish chatter and actions, were taught that they must abide by the decision of the court, and though we were long suffering and kind, yet when patience ceased to be a virtue we could arise and assert the common justice of all, with a strong arm. Their banner and vainly-hoped-for impregnable line went down at the first charge and their forces were left in pieces on the field. VVhen our class met for the election of ofiicers in the fall of '03 there was no opposition and Berry- man Henwood was made president, lllilliam F. Schuermeyer, vice president, Van Hall, secretary and treasurer, l,. R. Kautz, historian and Fred VV. Schulze, sergeant-at-arms. Suffice it to say, that the interests of the class were carefully guarded by this body of oHic-ers, who well knew how to preserve the dignity :ind high honor which this class pos- sesscsg in fact if our modesty permitted, we could claim the title of contributing more to "College Spirit" than :iny other class in the University. lVe have been fziitliful :it :ill times in chrnnpioning the right :ind succoring the opprcssedg we have been bold, yet unnssuining, considerate, yet firm, in t'Vl'I'ytlllllg which tended toward the welfare of thc student body. Feeling we have performed our duty nobly, we leave our record :md example as a guide for those who :irc to assume the responsibili- ties which now fall upon them. trusting that when thc season of :ic-counting comes, they too, may be :xblc to say. "The dignity of the Law Department is still lJl'Q'Sltl'Vt'Il.H I.. R. K. SENIOR LA VV. VVILLIAM G. SAWYER Maryville, Missouri LL. B., ,O4. qw A cb. Class president, 'or and ,O2. University reformer, with plenty of supporters. Bosom friend of Uncle Dick. Hobnobs with faculty. JOSEPH L. HAW, JR. Farmington, Missouri LL. B., 'o4.. Parliamentary lawyer. "I rise to a point of order." I missed my call- ing, I should have studied for the min- istry. CLAUDE B. BOTTOM Breckenridge, Missouri LL. B., '04, UI didn't get much out of that case, Judge." Bottom 1-I appeal. Judge Hinton :-You had better wait until the case has been decided, Mr. Bottom. MILTON A. ROMJUE Lovelake, Missouri LL. B., '04, cb A qu. Class president, '02 and 'o3. Only fault, belongs to Q. E. B. H. ALVA C. DOLL Hamilton, Missouri LL. B., 'o4. 'Varsity football team, 'o3. A winner fin the slow racej. ROBERT B. OLIVER, JR. Cape Girardeau, Missouri LL. B., '04, A. B., ,OL qu A cb. cl: A H VVinner of Scott Elocution prize, '99. Spec- ial student in girlology at Christian Col- lege, '03-'o4. ROBERT B. PRICE, JR. Columbia, Missouri LL. B., 'o4. Give me the law and I will tell you the facts. JOHN R. VVILLIAMSON Q New Hampton, Missouri LL. B., '04, flu A cp. The Irishman from Harrison county. "If you don't believe I'm Irish look at my face." Looking for a thousand dollar bill. SENIOR LA IV. THOMAS VV. ROBINSON Macon, Missouri LL. B., '04, qi A qi. This is a new pic- ture, I wore my old plate out. My oratiou on Bolivar was Fine, but the judges didn't think so. LESLIE R. KAUTZ Hamilton, Missouri LL. B., '04, fl: A 111. A wee bit shy of the fair sex. NORMAN C. BARRY Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania LL. B., '04, mb A 112. "I've made a stake and I'm going to quit the game." RUFUS W. MCCONNELL Greenfield, Missouri LL. B., '04, tp A clm. Librarian at mule lzarn. Knocker, first, last and always. LITCIEN B. BASKERVILLE Appleton City, Missouri LL. B., 'o4. "How came I here?" "Is this my mission Held?" RALPH T. FINLEY Greenfield, Missouri LL. B., '04, rl: A mlm. The less said, the better. FRANKLIN BUTLER Des Moines, Iowa LI.. B., '04, qi A rp. First impression- tleatl game sport-didu't pan Ollf. "l'se 'fraitl uh dal jassaueser feller." De N EAN STAFFORD Buffalo, Missouri l.I,. B., '04, cl: A elf. "And so you will not roast meg I tlidn't think you wouldg you really coultln't do it because I am so good." SENIOR LA W. CURTIS WILLIAMS Spring Garden, Illinois LL. B., 'o4. Faith, hope and charity, but the greatest of these is talk. Don't measure his reason by his words. HAROLD C. THURMAN Lamar, Missouri JAMES E. LANDON LL. B., '04, A. B., '03, 411 A 111, 2 X, 'Val'- sity football team, '99, 'oog baseball team, ,OIQ Stephens' medal, '03. "VVith an air of perpetual apology for the unpardonable presumption of being in the world." Marshall, Missouri LL. B., '04, cp A 111. 'Varsity football team, '01, ,O2, '03. Track team, '02, '03, 'o4. Rollins scholarship, 702. Beguiles you with that soft tenor voice. A slick, slim, slender sapling. GEORGE W. ANAMOSA Sedalia, Missouri LL. B., '04. 'Varsity football team, '02, 'o3. 'KAnnie." He is loyal to his depart ment and never knocked in his life CH. JOHN A. DOUGHTY Farmington, Missouri LL. B., '04, :IJ A qi. First love Doughty. Last love Doughty. Only love Doughty. VVill ever love Doughty. JOSEPH T. DAVIS Berger, Missouri CLARENCE F. FULTON Patterson, Missouri LL. B., '04. Half brother of "Annie" LL. B., '04, Captain Co. B. Tin soldier, clerk of practice court, secretary of VVal- ter VVilliams' Sunday School Class, ladies' man "passed" due. Ain't he a killer. JCHN P. FOARD Doniphan, Missouri LL. B., '04. The man who goes to Ma con. "There have been worse than I- Let's say no more about it." DIC TA llALL'S picture is not here. In the stren- uous life preceding the consummation of matrimonial negotiations, and the irre- vocable deprivation of his individual liberty, Van forgot it. HENXVOUD is absent. He is president of the Senior class but the Savitar is no respecter of presidents. Photographer threw him out of court. HICKS may be noted for his external bril- liancy but he docsn't shine this time. INGALLS, the "Yank," decided not to put a 'ldown east" picture in an "out west" gallery. "Boxed you didn't hef' ll,-Xl'IN'S battle cry was "Down with the boodle and up with the booze" but hc :leparted and it is not known whether Kahn himself is up or down. IQICNTUN is deteriorating. He once fol- lowed law but now he follows llogsett. "l'll hike you five." X.'Xl"l'UN is young and llighty and still looking for a game. The Savitar will nfzt be it success because he isn't in lt. PEARCY is "it" in the weather business. fl' YY ' ' ' ' Y it ln military, "1t' in debating, "it" in knocking and "hit" in the Savitar. ROSE is a century plant. He bloomed last year as "The Rose of the Mule Barng' consequently he isn't blossoming this year. SCHUERMEYER cut out his Savitar pic- ture and one meal a day. He has be- come famous as a result of these proceed- ings. SCHULTZE was roasted to a crisp, Figur- atively speaking, in 19033 thus it was useless to procure a writ of "hub-his car- cass" and put him on exhibition. SUMIXIERVILLE was non-suited by the photographer. STORM. He has one of the traits peculiar to hiS race-he can reason. XVULFF. You will lind him in the Ath- letic Department where pictures are ln- serted free of charge. Y'HE MOCK TRIAL May 13, 2904. QRS. COAIMITTEE H. C. THURMAN, Chairman. N. C. BARRY J. VV. KENTON FRANKLIN BUTLER J. E. LANDON A. C. DOLL J. R. NAPTON VAN HALL FRED STORM BERRYMAN HENVVOUD VV. F. SCHUERMFYER L. R. KAUTZ University Club vs. XVilliam George Brown, IO Savitar, 59. Action at law in the Circus Court of Bum County, State of Intoxication, by the incorporated gang of sports known as the University Club against one VVilliam George Brown, a freshman flunker and member of said club, to recover from the aforesaid Brown an assessment of five dollars which was levied for church subscriptions and other benevolent purposes. Attorneys for Plaintiff. N. C. BARRY L. R. KAUTZ A. C. DOLL Attorneys for Defendant. FRED STORNI BERRYMAN HENVVOOD VV. F. SCHUERMFYER Per Curiam. Plaintiff alleged its incorporation under New Jersey statutes, that its stock was mostly liquid, that its members with the exception of defendant were high rollers, dead game sports, the whole cheese and the lirns burger, and that defendant out of the pure perverseness and criss-cross cussedness of his nature refused to pay the assessment. Defendant denied each and every allegation of plain- tiff's petition, rumors prior thereto, and set up as a special defense the illegality of the assessment. The case was tried before a jury composed of Alphonse, Gaston, Leon, Uncle Sam, john Bull, Booker T. YVashing- ton, joseph Smith, Alexander Dowie, Admiral Togo. Viceroy Alexieif, Gil Trust and Edward Butler. The verdict was as follows: VVe, dis heah juwry, find defendant guilty as dischawged in de indictahment, and prognosticate dat he pay de live bones wat he owes. VVe furdah decwee dat he be awahded thirteen cents as dam- ages for injury to his rep, incuhed by belongin' to dis heah club. Booker T. VVashington, Foreman. The verdict was not unreasonable. judgment accord- ingly. HISTORY UF THE JUNIOR LAIV CLASS. NOXV ye by all these presents greeting, that class histories are never written to be read. but only to fill a long felt want. and the burden of writing one is most generously bestowed by the class upon me on aceount of my exceptional ability, as well as a token of appreciation for past services rendered. lrlowever thankful I may be for such honors, yet I cousecrate my time and energy in perpetuating the memory of this class. and it is only just to the class now, and the traditions which will hereafter survive. to adopt the following resolutions: Yvhereas, The students of the Junior Law Class, with great reverence to the Supreme Ruler of the Law Department. and an unswerving devotion to our duty in helping maintain the present high standard of this department, have heretofore been constrained on aceount of excessive modesty. from advancing any great claims to prominence in the bniversity. But lest we be forgotten in the chronology of the great classes of this depart- ment, we feel that the time is 'ripe and the conditions are all met that entitle us to lay elaim to being the greatest class that has ever graeed this l,aw School. In saying this there are many things that tend to cause prominence in any body or collection of individuals. ln the mat- ter of genuine worth, good fellowship, and general freaks. we have a variegated assortment. and while we must mention a few of the lesser lights in this respect. still there is mueh room for improvement. 'l'here is l":iir and his friend Xlurrell. who from considerations of public policy think that marriage should not be encouraged. They are ably sup- ported by llurfee falso marriedl. who never lacks for an idea in any matter. Xfhen they find that matters are so complicated they need an adviser, they call in Mr. Siegfried, who is content with ask- ing questions whether good, bad or indifferent. There is another budding aspirant for recognition in this class-Chastain, by name, short of stature but long on opinions that do not amount to a great deal. Vtihen things get too quiet Hon. Nuts Guitar begins to knock, for he has nothing else to fill his mind with. For an able assistant address or call upon Hon. H. A. Nelson, who possesses but two hobbies-the case system, and "Down with Law- lessnessf' VVhen Nelson is indisposed, his verdant understudy is willing to grind out knocks, and for the sake of consistency, to graft a little. Who is it? Three guesses for a dime. He is a student from choice and a good all-round man. The best orator in school springs from our midst. It is brilliant young Carter-he of the automatic gait- who practices his art in times of distress-during the rccitations. We have the best debaters in the University, and more of them. lve have more ath- letes than any other class. The 'Varsity baseball team with Captain Catron and the Junior team with Captain Hedrick are bound to bring great honors home to the entire University. Yvhat would the Junior football team have been without Currie, Hamilton, Houck. Hedrick and Anderson? These are matters that go to make the history of a class glorious. and we have no hesitancy in proclaiming our supremacy here. And. NYhereas, lVe have had many changes in the fac- ulty since we entered. but. when promised the last eh:mge and having In-:ml of their many good qual- ities. we immediately concluded that Dean Lawson was an optimist. but how quickly did we find that things were what had been predicted. ln the blandly smiling Hinton, a harmless enough looking young man, you find evidence to the fact that a smile is not always the greatest consolation when you are not thoroughly acquainted with your case, and there has been "something doin' " since he has been here. But the grim-visaged monster from the north completed the work of destruction so ably begun by his friend Hinton. He, too, is a young man, but his ideas and thoughts on the spirit of progress and good work are only exceeded by his ability to assign the same, as well as to let you know " 'tis better to have worked and flunked than never to have worked at all." And, Whereas, We have lost our old friend Judge Yantis Qmay his tribe increasej, yet his place has been most ably filled by his successors, and, Whereas, The stigma heretofore placed on us. that we are the dumping ground of Chronic Flunkers, has been removed, and it is now actually possible for students from other departments to flunk in law. XVe have worked because we had to. The law as applicable to Juniors is easily the hard- est law course, and, if modesty did not recall the Shorthorn and Engineering courses, I would say the hardest course in the University. Whereas, By the introduction of a system of in- struction known as the case system, we have good cause for all our troubles. It is not entirely inap- plicable to the student, yet its disadvantages almost overweigh its advantages. Therefore, Be it resolved, That while we are not unalterably opposed to the introduction of the Case System, yet we will never exercise our influence to cause its in- troduction elsewhere. VVe are not unmindful of the fact that our most able Dean has done all in his power to give us better instructors, and in this l1e has succeeded, and we extend our heartfelt ap- preciation of the standard of work being raised, and the zealous interest manifested in the students. And, Be it further resolved, That in losing "Uncle Jimmyn and "Bill Walker," "Red Horton," and the traditions connected therewith, and his lectures on Ark. and Real Property, we lost a good friend, a good lawyer, a good citizen, and, withal, his mem- ory is one ofthe best things we have. And, Be it further resolved, That in order to please the faculty, we consecrate our time, our work and energy, in the perpetuation of traditions, and that we stand to a man, and "cut" for the sake of cus- tom. Furthermore we denounce the custom pur- sued by "1nuckers', found in every class, and are unalterably opposed to the promiscuous grafting of the freshman class unless they can become past- masters of the art. YVe do not countenance the self-satisfied and quasi-dignified demeanor of a senior who with an evanescent gleam of future prominence, and with a desire to be a martyr to the cause of right, says in action tho' not in words: "I a1n a senior, God pity the restf, And, Be it further resolved, That in all matters relat- ing to the betterment of the University and par- ticularly the Law School, we give our time and will work for it at all times. That we are soon to sepa- rate, and whether we are trying a case in a Justice Court, or making a speech in favor of political har- mony, we will ever breathe the thought, "Ubi jus, ibi remediumf' In all things that may happen hereafter, We will ever keep in mind the Junior Law Class, feeling and knowing that each man will win fame or fortune or both. And, Be it further resolved, That we be accorded rec- ognition at all times, as is but just and right to us. That a copy of these resolutions be spread on the records of this class, and that an insertion of them be made in the Junior publication known as the Savitar and at the expense of the class, and that each member be required to purchase one of these books in order to make this history a valuable ad- dition to his literary treasures. Done by order of the Committee on Publication: "Bobo," "Buck," and "Bugs," this 3d day of April, IQOJ4. Subscribed and sworn to before me this 3d day of April, 19041. J. E. NUGENT, CSEALJ Historian. JUNIOR LA IV. ARTHUR TARRENCE XVELBORN Bloomfield, Missouri A prominent deacon in the junior class. Pairs with "The Senator" from Orrick. ROSCOE F. ANDERSON La Belle, Missouri K E. "Bobo." A big lubberly boy. Likes to listen to the wind. Roots for La Belle. B I C S JAMES ARTHUR POTTER Mt. Vernon, Missouri -p A tp. M. S. U. Class president. K. U. Debate. "jimmie." Listens to Mur- rell's yarns. Likes "Dixie," BERNITT CLYDE CUTTRILL Savannah, Missouri President of Bachelor's Hall. "I don't see how an intestate could leave children." EARLE FONTAINE NELSON Milan, Missouri E X. flr A flr. wlw B. 2. Q. E. B. H. :X would-he golfer, candidate for matri- mony, initiate to Eastern Star and the Lord only knows what else. XVILLIAM XVEBSTER BLAINE Orrick, Missouri "The Senator." Alas! Too much name for the thing named. CllARLl'fS CLARICNCE XVILSUN Shamokin, Pennsylvania Bliss. "By-gee, darn the luck!" "He hears himself like a porlly gentleman." FRANCIS EMlXll'I'l"1' XVILLIAMS lrondale, Missouri fb A fli. Savitar grafter. A worthless mule-loo slender for draft purposes, too ugly for fancy driving and too lazy to kick systematically. J UN I OR LA VV. LAVVRENCE HYSKELL HEDRICK Edgemont, S. D. K 2. cl: A cp. New Era. Captain of jun- ior base ball team. Chief attorney for the Standard Oil Co. He got first alternate in debate once. HENRY ALLISON COLLIER V . 4 . Columbia, Missouri 2 N. "jack." "What's the use of Col- lier?" A'Booche's." 'tWhat's the use of Booche's ?l' "Collier." HENRY EDGAR HOLMAN Kent, Iowa qu A qw. "Shorty." He would overrule the supreme court of the U. S. without hes- itation. Ujudge, do you mean to tell me pn CHARLES B. DAVIS Oakwood, Missouri cp A cp. He wears a sanctimonious look, attends basket ball games and goes to Sun- day school, but he's a 'ldesperadd' for a that. DEWITT CLARE CHASTAIN Hume, Missouri M. S. U. Why is his tongue like Tenny- son's brook? Because it runs on forever. JOHN NORMAN COLE Quaker, Missouri Outgrinned Hinton once. Instituted an "attachment" suit four years agog suit IS still pending in the trial COL11't. LUKE EDVVARD HART Maloy, Iowa L11 A CID. -1-l-l-QNoth1ng do1n'l ALONZO WALTER CHAMBERLAIN Spencer, Iowa "Altho' he had much wit He was very shy of using it." I JUNIOR LAW' MALCOLM CURRIE Odebolt, Iowa qu A cp. U. L. Texas Debate. He wanted to take a girl to the Hobo conven- tion but the girl wanted him taken out. EUGENE SILVERMAN St. Joseph, Missouri tp A qu. Glee Club. A musical f?j mule. Bawls for his buttermilk at the Athens and works on the off-side of Doughty. JAMES RAYMOND ROTHWELL VVarrensburg, Missouri Athenaean. He's a pretty good sort of a kid occasionally, but unfortunately, he sits between Reid and Gentry. JAMES EDWARD NUGENT Paris, Missouri K. S- cb A fp. M. S. U. Class HiS- torian. "I think, therefore, I am IT, and my memory runneth not to the contrary." RALPH SCOTT HAMILTON East Palestine, Ohio E X. cp A qw. U N E. 'Varsity pitcher, IQO4. Pairs with XVild Irish Dorsey from Killarney, and tries to play ball. He joins fraternities on the side. JOSEPH FRANKLIN BRYANT, JR. Bethany, Missouri "Yon Cassius has a lean and hungry lookg he eats too much. Such men are danger- ous." VVILLIAM EDVVARD SUDDATH YVarrensburg, Missouri E A. E. "My tongue within my lips I rein, For who talks much must talk in vain." MALCOLM EVERETT SAILOR Montgomery City, Missouri "Dixie." Made A in Damages, but he hasn't done anything since. JUNIOR LAVV. VICTOR TUCKER JOHNSON Centralia, Missouri K. A. "I prefer the courts of love to the 'chawncery' courts." EDWARD SCARRITT NORTH , Kansas City, Missouri 2 X. fp A cb. New Era. "Rough House North." A practical joker. ELLIS HAMILTON FAIR ' Centerton, Arkansas Viarried man and notary public. Ad- mitted to practice in country stores and J. P. courts. ERNEST ABNER GREEN De Soto, Missouri E, X. fb A cb, M. S. U. Illinois De- bate. Kansas City Debate. Hot Air Ex- change. "Cotillion Club." ROY OSWALD MADDOX Bucklin, Missouri "He hummed in court an old love tune," but he never made anything else hum. BURGESS FRANK LHAMON Columbia, Missouri E X. A Glee Club celebrity who missed the matinee at Webb City. He loved and lost in that dear old Nevada. FRED EMMETT MURRELL Lancaster, Missouri Resident lecturer on Public Policy and Married Men's Acts. Author of "Durfee's Undoingfy etc., etc. GEORGE FOREST ALEXANDER Gallatin, Missouri 2 X. I-7 N E. "Buck." Alternate of "Bobo." Elder of the Gallatin Twins. "The Old German Band." JUNIOR LA W ALEXANDER AUGUSTUS SIEGFRIED Adrian, Illinois Agunin damages. ? ? '? ? The rest is silence. HATTIE GREENSFELDER Central, Missouri "A lily in a yard of weeds, a shining isle in a stormy sea." ASA LEROY CARTER Roby, Missouri Bliss. Representative in the inter-colle- giate oratorical contest. "Rabbit." Does the work of six men and still finds time to loaf. REUBEN JOEL GENTRY Sedalia, Missouri B U 7,-. Athenaean. Vice-president Jun- ior class. "Rube." Does the twin brother act with Hobart. Also runs with Hobart. l i L I THOSE WHO ALSO RAN. CATRON wanted his picture in the Savitar but JOHNSON went back to Arkansas. he forgot about it. NEVILLE didn't need the prominenceg Judge DORSEY was in love and love is hard on the Yamis knew his grandfather' Irish. DURFEE is a mighty sick man. NORTHCUTT was afraid of being roasted. FISH was held up and robbed by footpads' RING removed to a "lucrative practice." GUITAR was too busy to have his photograph made on account of work under Doctor Roberts. BARTLETT "folded his tent like the Arab and silently stole away." Did he take anything be- IIUIICK lost out on "general principles." sides the tent? Ask Van Hall. CONTMCT TORTS i PROPERTY AP M3544 CRSBI LAW Xa. ,1i1-- X E REAL Pnors x' PE S N L ' 'N V 1: vig - ' , IP L f 'Y N. .., I 1- -at-Q-L-P Ln! rl' ' J .V .v.nF: N, 1 I .- DUSTTHEWS XG Haw of YQ H-fa Nga? M..ia...s. President-E. NELSON SEARS. ViC6'PT6.9iCi6nt-CLARK NICHOLS. Secretary-VV. A. FRANKEN. Treasurer-F. PIINER DALE. Attorney-FRED KELSEY. Sergeant-at-Arms-J. B. BUSHYHEAD. Ilistorian-E. L. TAYLOR. "But there are deeds rvhich shall not pass away, And names that must not wither, though the earth Forgets her empires with a just decay." HAT we are not compelled to chronicle our achievements for the Savitar as the history of a Freshman class is con- clusive evidence of the towering pre- eminence of the Law in general, and of "Law 'o6," in particular. Shortly after we had been welcomed to the instruction of the Law Department, Dean Lawson appeared before us and delivered his now famous decision: "You are not Freshmen, you have not the appearance of Freshmen, and it does not comport with the dignity of the Law to con- sider you as such. Therefore, it is my judgment that you shall be the First Year Class of this De- partment and throughout this term recognized ac- cordingly." , Thus began our University career happily free from the stigma accompanying the name of Fresh- man-a title fit only for the first year "Medic" or "Academ." and the always verdant "Engineer.,' After a few days spent in becoming acquainted with each other, the rumored danger of an attack from the "Engineers" induced us to effect a class organization. The oHicers we elected have been faithful and efiicient in the discharge of their du- ties. At the expiration of the first semester they were all elected to a second term. Our constitution, as a literary production, is second only to that of the United States and admirably fulfills every pur- pose for which it was intended. At the beginning of our class existence, we re- ceived as an heritage. the enmity of the Engineer Sophomores. How our Law Department ancestry obtained this invidious hereditament, we did not pause to inquire. Our obvious duty was to assert and uphold the honor and superiority of our line- ageg and strenuously and successfully have we per- formed this duty. These Engineers were excess- ively proud of a class-sign decorating the baseball back-stop on Rollins Field. On the day of the first football holiday about thirty of our bold and high-spirited mules, properly celebrating the fes- tive occasion, with knives and sticks scraped away this offensive advertisement of the enemy, and in- scribed in its stead "Law 'o6," in beautiful white letters. Incensed, because of our just and legal action, the "overall tribel' assembled in much force, and, in an attack on our band of patriots, succeeded in destroying our sign. Then it became a bellig- erent question as to which class should re-paint their sign. After much wrangling it was agreed to decide the matter by a wrestling match. To represent the legal side of the argument, Bruner, Nichols, Park and MeDaniels were chosen. Seven falls were contested and tive times the shoulders of an Engineer touched the ground. Our men were as invincible as the "Terrible Turk," and, as the pride and glory of the Engineers melted into ether they realized the "cost," as the "Arkansas justice" would say, "of goin' agin the lawf, In athletics our class has been deservedly prom- inent. As inter-class athletic committeemen we have selected Marlowe, baseball, Dance, track, Bedingcr, tennis, Dale, football. During the football season we furnished a trio of players, the story of whose deeds is an impor- tant part of the '03 gridiron history of Missouri. Coons, Nichols and Bushyhead distinguished them- selves and their class in the hardest fought games of the season. Our tennis champion, Mr. Bedinger, was one of the team representing the University in the annual match with Kansas. Un the 'Varsity track and baseball teams we are well represented by Bonfoey, Jenkins, Dance, and linshyhead who has established a new Univer- sity record for the hundred-yard dash. XVhen Dr. Iletherington decided to allow us to compete in the l"reshman track meet with the Engi- neers and Academics. at once our opponents began to plot for our defeat. A beautiful banner, made by the Freshman girls as a prize for the vic- tor, was the object of special anxiety on the part of our competitors. On no condition, they argued, should this trophy be permitted to adorn the Law Building. "Anything to beat the lawyers," be- came their slogan. Even their track captains met in conference, formulating with gleeful confidence air-castle combinations against us. The meet was held on the fourteenth of April. In the first event, the hundred yard dash, Bushyhead and Dance started our scoring by winning six points. The good work was nobly continued. Bannister took eleven points, Dance four, and Jenkins and Bushy- head ten each. 'When the final score was com- puted, a grand total of forty-five and one-half points to our nearest competitor's thirty-eight, gave us the victory, the banner and the First Year Inter- Class Athletic Championship. Mr. Fred Kelsey was unanimously chosen as our representative in the debate with the Kan- sas City School of Law. Mr. Kelsey is known as one of the foremost debaters of the University. VVe were represented in the Illinois debate by J. R. Claiborne, who won second place in the pre- liminary. Other members of the class who have won distinction as debaters of superior ability, are Sears, Jones, Clark and Langsdale. More than seventy strong, from twenty states and territories, we are numerically and nationally the greatest class ever enrolled in the Law Depart- ment. Justly proud of this fact, it is our ambition to become the greatest in every respect, and, with our first year record as a criterion, it is easy to pre- dict a full consummation of our highest hopes. Next year, as Juniors, we shall triumphantly blaze our way into the omniscient region of Seniority, there to remain until. receiving the iinal transfor- mation of sheepskin and signature, we shall emerge before the world for the certain and ambient ca- resses of fame and fortune. 1'- 'Xa f, - ZIW Mlll0Z M!l 01WMWlIlWlIWl0llllWWMWH MW ,J K. ZX 1 X. I f"'NNJ W x . I M iw. W W! ,3?1'ff. W, ' L A! l"" f' 'fl N' 'ggi' 6 V QQgQY19UlU'U9Z5Y,q Q X X l'T X X ,. f-f.,1..,- 15 K fN VX fx XX, fZ,f, 'fff ,fl I fffn, ."5 -fa 7X U 1 K I x . . V Yxfugdf -: gui? LMI ,fu v 70 K ...I .n -an -- 'I SENIOR AGRICULTURE HARRY E. BRADLEY St. Louis, Missouri President of Senior class. Answers best to name of "Brad," Artist to The Farmer. Says little, perhaps thinks more. L. W. THIEMAN D' T' GRAY ' , Aullville, Missouri Columbia' Missouri ' , Winner of Rollins Scholarship, 1903. A. B., U. of M., 1904. President of Agrl- .fjudasn of Senior class. president of cultural Club. Secretary of Senior class. Agricultural Ciub, 1903. Chief Knockef. All around gun and authority on matri- mony. . 1 ' .1-Ma. L' . , 1 EXJJ.. 'lt " 'fy T-AA ' . .' -5. f LZQQLSP 1 'P 1 . ,r A . 0 P'-bn :.' t, lr i :Le 5? ' V' .r , pi. NW av t-, ., ,. ,I I JUNIOR AGRICULTURE C. H. HECHLER Dalton, Missouri Animal Husbandry Editor of The Farmer. Department Vice-president, Y. M. C. A., , IQO4. Associate Editor Savitar, 1904. Talks too much. VVill sell Savitars on the "Pike." WALTER LAEUFFERT St. Louis, Missouri Deutsche Klub. Composer of class yells. Specialized in Vet., 1901-03. Valency: One. United by a single bond to the Academic Department. JOSEPH VERA Santa Fe, Argentine Republic Chief ambition: To get a pass in Vet. Goes on the principle that undergraduates should not be seen or heard. Sergeant-at- arms Junior class. GEORGE JOSEPH SALEM Mehalla-Kobra, Egypt The Prince. A very polite gentleman from Egypt. A good sized gun. Chief Business: Getting used to Missouri weather. C. M. LONG Hallsville, Missouri Advertising Manager of The Farmer. Would be a vocalist, if it were not for his moustache. Aim: To be a laundry agent or a bank president. VVILBUR A. COCHEL Columbia, Missouri A. B., U. of M., 1897. Assistant Editor of The Farmer. Knocks too much to graft . successfully. A jolly good fellow. 1. L. HENVITT Kansas City, Missouri Editor-in-chief of The Farmer. News Ed- itor of the Independent. Has written so much that he can't he heard when he talks. Secretary of the "Grafters." J. N. PRICE Trenton, Missouri President junior class. Chairman Y. M. C. A. Employment Bureau, 1903-05. Pres- ident Mo. Corn Growers Association. 2nd Lieutenant Co. C., University Battalion. Authority on College Girls. MISSING. ' ARCH. ALLEN HOWARD VVELCH McCOOMBS YUNIOR AGRICULTURE VVM. CHANDLER Butler, Missouri Horticultural editor of The Farmer. High Podunk among The Grafters. Favorite subject: Military. L. E. CLINE Trenton, Missouri Secretary Agricultural Club I904.Q Vice- President Missouri Corn Growers Associa- tion. "Strange how men become like things they work with." Cline works with mush- rooms. ENRIQUE SCHLIE Santa Fe, Argentine Republic "A model married man." Secretary of The Farmer. The first man to specialize under Dr. Tucker. , L. H. GALE Fredericktown, Missouri "Peanuts" Club representative American Royal 1903. Veterinary editor of The Farmer IQO4.. Rabbit Doctor and Academic student. L. M. TARTAR Trenton, Missouri Dairy editor of The Farmer. Has opinions of his own. Should specialize in Girlology. HOMER C. GREENE Ireland, Indiana "Faith and I am Irish too." "High privatel' Co. A. Chief ambition: To be a ladies' man. 06 FARMS .L- Alinu, l A lf if 7 I!-t fbi 5 1 Wg A . C6 CLASS ROLL Mono: Roor Hoc on D113 J. S. MQDANIEL R. G. ESTILL W. G. ENSIGN C. G. STARR G. E. KELSO E. F. CALDWELL P. A. BRUNJES C. T. STEXVART L. F. CHILDERS j.C.FOULDS H. A. XVAYMAN AGRICULTURE 107 CLASS ROLL ALFRED E. BASYE EDGAR A. COCKEFAIR HARRY D. YOUNG J. KELLY WRIGHT TOM E. WOODWARD GEORGE E. VOGT DANIEL B. THIEMAN BENJAMIN W. TILLMAN WILLIAM F. ROSENFELDER OLLIE E. REED BEN. H. MULLINS J. SAM Moss HERMAN H. MAYBERRY ALONZO W. MACKEY W. BRADFORD LANHAM RICHARD KING, JR. G. D. KELLY RILEY T. IKENBERRY A. GAREIELD HIRSCHI SIMON D. DOW VICTOR DANDY YY' -Lf JN - JL AVAVVJ Q A ' 1f2fU,.'W4f X Izzfipn M - N I. N .J Ll fy DS '51 4 'm S If Vg qw i A zz.- , S ,gifs-'sm P f Q Ififie f M ' I - I ' s NZM-1.5 'WI , D 'I .' 5E'HL2Rfs, Q E IISJVQV' I2 . fggi. f ,, f - A 1. .I . -,nw f nf ff 'fait I 1 'IfJfg?f:.I. ...iff W.-.Q fa f !II.+..:- " JI! I J J- QF A NS f I ' ff "42fg7'f"1f2:ff::,f- I S Il Q11 .'.. 'Zfff ff Q- I -X P ' '1- E' : liz: I ffiiliwfs-. QQ 'I twig A LA -B. :I . 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' A ' i . .f N K., ,T . , If " , 'Fly r -" , GN ,i 4 l l I l S f x THE AGRIC'l'LTl7RA L CLUB X writing about an organization. it is custo- mary to begin with the founding. Up to a few weeks ago the founding of this club was -shrouded in the darkest of time and mystery. At the last meeting a committee was ap- pointed to find out how and when the club was or- ganized. By diligent research and the assistance of Col. Switzler the committee resurrected a docu- ment that appears to be a chronicle. extending over several years. written by one Hezekiah Sinai. The following extract gives the history of the founding of the club and its object: XI.. ".-Xnd it came to pass that in the ninth year of the reign of Jesse. eertain sheiks ot' the kingdom. over which XYatr-rs. by the grace ol' God and the furators. was ruler. eann- together and one said: 'l,o. behold. all ot' the other inhabitants ot' the land of Jesse have banded togetln-r. yea. even those who bray: is it not well that we should band to- gether so that we shall beeonn- a power in the land also? UT. The other sln-iks cried out: 'l.o. behold. a llaniel cometh to the jndgnn-nl si-al.' .Xnd it eann' lo pass that the sheiks agreed lo band log:-lln-r and drew up :1 covenant. '49, And this was the Agricultural Club. H10. These sheiks were ten in number and were wise, yea, even so wise that Jesse, the ruler, was struck with their wisdom. "11. The covenant readeth thusly: 'We, the sheiks of the Kingdom of lVaters in the land of Jesse. do bandeth together for protection against the evildoers who ruleth the land of .lesse.' "1Q. Every man shall be his neighbor's helper, yea. even unto the breaking of his neighboris horses and ponies. "13. And should it come to pass that one, by his horse, be thrown and grievously injured thereby, his neighbor shall dismount and give unto the in- jured one his own well broken steed. HH. And should it also come to pass that the minions of Jesse, the ruler, cometh amongst us, and captureth one of our people, all shall fall to and rescueth the one that is in captivity, yea, even if it should so come to pass that more than one re- ceiveth transportation home." Now having the past laid bare we will come to the present. The club boasts of a membership of forty active resident members and many others scattered over the world. X0 other organization in the University has members from so widely scattered lands. One of our number hails from Egypt and two from the Argentine Republic. At our meetings we have some member of the faculty or an outside person of note. lecture to us on some agricultural topic. During the present year we have had interesting lectures from Drs. Schweitzer. Mumford. Tucker and Rckles. To keep in touch with the latest events in agriculture we send delegates to all of the numerous agricultural and horticultural associations in Missouri, and to the large expositions and shows outside of Missouri. During the year the club was instrumental in organizing the Missouri Agricultural College Far- mer. from which we hope the College of Agri- culture will derive mueh benefit. C. G. STARR, 06. 7-.3 -MGENTQI FI'CSl11I1i1Il Your, 1900-01. Ulf cfforfs given in fracing 1visfi0m's ways, Girl! on the armor for the Coming days Of foil and .S'fI'1ff', and when the race is run, IVF sigh 10 Hzinlc thai we have scarce begun." 41 cf' D1 CLA SS OR GA NI Z .4 TI ON Junior Year, 1902-03. Prcsizlcnf-J. E. R.XYI4. l'n'.vi1lw1t.s--l3.mN1cY FERREI, :md Eval-:Nic P. COYVGILI.. IYil'I"I,l'FS1I1FIlf'H. R. HAAS. IViI'l"1,l'I'.S'1Ill'Ilf7'H. D. KIS'FI.11I1l Srfrrrfarly-Trmszlrm'-C. H. CLARK. .S'1'1-winry-Tr1'n.s-11mfr-GIz.xc'r: Sc'1IoI,z. Hisforian and Savifar Represcrziafivc' lli.sIm'if1n -C'1114:s'1'r:1c H. C'L.xnK. XVOODS. l'1'1'.s'i1lf'l1l SOIJll0ll101'l' Ya-:xr. 1 S101-02. 1 O. Don. I'iw'-l'1'1'.virlr'r1iff. A. 'I'.x1,1m'r. Sm' l'r'f1l rj! llisloriml -T1'1'n.v111'1'1'f11'. P. XVOODS. l'1. Ii. BRl'NN1flll. Senior Year, 1903-041. I,I'l'Si!1l'IIfJix. J. CAMPIJELI.. I'im'-I'1'c'.s'i11r'l1f-M. S. BICBIURTRY. Sw'1'c'fr1ry-T1'w1.s'111'f'r-A. F. XVILLIER. 1lf.YflJl'i1IIITR. P. C'owG1I,1,. SENIO R MEDICS. EUGENE PARK COWGILL I Fayetteville, Arkansas 'lMen of few words are the best men." ' "I have led her home, my love, my wifef , There is none like her, none." JOHN EDWARD RAYL Crocker, Missouri "Success prompts to exertion, and habit fa- cilitates success." "Great as heaven and earth are, men still find things in them with which to be dis- satisfied." ALBERT FRANCIS WILLIER ' Springfield, Missouri "A light heart lives long." "Children have more need of models than of critics." HARRY R. HAAS Hillsgrove, Pennsylvania "Above our life, we love a steadfast friend." 'KGenius, unexerted, is no more genius than a bushel of acorns is a forest of oaks." ALBERT JAMES CAMPBELL Clinton, Missouri "Rest satisfied with doing well and leave others to talk of you as they please." "A lion among ladies is a most dreadful thing." CHESTER HARLAN CLARK Beloit, Wisconsin "I embrace the purpose of God and doom assigned." "What can we reason, but from what we know ?" ELUAH AUGUSTUS COLLEY Plattsburg, Missouri "The pleasures of life are the rights of man," "Be a physician, Faustusg heap up gold, and be eternized for some wondrous cure." ETHAN EDWARD BRUNNER Krumsville, Pennsylvania "Every man has his gift, and the tools go to him that can use them." "If thou desirest to be held wise, be so wise as to hold thy tongue." URBAN LOUIS JONES Troy, Alabama "An honest man's the noblest work of God." "I can not make this matter plain, But I would shoot, howe'er in vain, A random arrow from the brain." MILTON SCOTT MCMURTRY , Telluride, Colorado "I was a scholar." "VVhen a man is wrong and won't admit it, he always gets angry." SO lllll r I ff, New M y l l '- 'lin k in if ,gv:::lf W l 'Il V' ' JUNUQRS r ' lll l l lit tx f " f f W I V lv- fl' ill H- '11 'lm ,fl I .IIHYIUIJ JIEIJIV IIISTUHY. lo Iletcrniine the True Nature and Significance of the .lIllll0l' Medical Class lla, v tl nder the direction and in the private lahoratory of U It Crill Ph D C'lassiiied hy Ilcan Klcillester in 1901 and iruncd lnvestigated hy Dr. YV. G. Brown the s:unc year no report. Prof. Jackson made some observations, which nuniher of C"s reported. Nlitosis took place soon utter: one-halt' dc-generated. the other halt' devel- ! ll IS - 95153 A UML I R' tl Nil Sapiens. .UE TIIOIJ. X O . , 1 I t, t, Our research was carried on with Dr. Benjamin 4 ll rifvina nvcs ma ion: , . . . . 2' "' Antonowskys Triple Electrical Immersion RIICYO' . , w , - scope in the light of a radium capsule. Thus wc peered into that mysterious cpiphysis fthe scat of the soull. Jlirabilc visa. . '1 ion, . -. . RESULTS. IIISTUIUV-llc Time forbade our examining more than ten- thc most promising-but in every case we found positive proof that each Junior Medic is the rein- carnation of an ancient hero of Medicine. Jlira- bilc' tlicfll. Illustrations and detailed results on following page. st have heen rather extensive. judging from the Sl'JI.U.A1IEY .IND C'O.YC'Ll'SIUNS. lVith two exceptions they will make smart mcn, at least they will know how to charge. .1DDE.YD.-1. 9 0 This class also must entertain the faculty in V lheir senior year if they wish to graduate. W BlIiI,IUGIf.slI'IlY. air. l. IiIertwig's lintwickelungslehre. 5 E 2. Xl. S. Lf' Independent. opt-cl into a new species which Ur. Green termed Yil f'1c"r.'. gn, site, i ' ' ' ' 0 4' 3. Wilson- Phe hell in Development. L. Savitar-Vols. VIII. and IX. 7UN1oR MEDICS ANDREW W. MCALESTER, President Aesculapius: On account of his skill the regions of Pluto will be depopulated. CLIFTON C. ALBRIGHT Iccus, the Gymnasiarch: Prescribes for in- digestion-tvventy back somersaults before breakfast. JAMES E. NELSON, Sa-'uitar Re resentatifve P Hippocrates: Cures all broken hearts. A JOSE M. SANTIAGU Gimbernat: "Without the dreaded bitter pill he'll make a rep by surgeon's skillf' BENJAMIN A. ANTONOWSKY Moses: Has the assiculum lus for resur- recting the dead. OMAR R. GULLION Investigator Galen: Will search for the Jet stone in the Garden of Eden. CHARLES F. MONTGOMERY Apollo the Beautiful: Heals by his Won- derful stories. ALFRED E. CORDONIER Pan: Sooths the feverish with the music of the reed. CHARLES 0. GIESE ' Pacht: The cat headed obstetrician. 2 I'resirlcnf-J. M1 IiIGGS, JR., lVinchester, Ill. Scerefarly and Treasurer-G. C. VVATERS, Nevada, Bio. Sergmnt-at-.ilrms-C. B. RHODES, Sedalia, Mo. UPS. J. R. XTOUNG, Due lVest, S. C. C. I.. VVEBER, Cairo, Ill. J. lv. M.xR'r1N, Humboldt, Ill. S. T. TAPseoTT, Searcy, Ark. RUTH Snuvicns, Osceola, Mo. I". P. OSBORN, Columbia, Mo. R. H. BICBAINE, Columbia, Mo. CLYDE BROOKS, Columbia, Mo. T. D. XVOODSON, Richmond, Mo. C. NV. 'llALBOT, Nevada, Mo. A. YV. Kixmvscnmllifr, Cedar Fork, MO. XV. H. CiOODSON, New Cambria, Mo. R. S. NIc'C.xm:, Springfield, Mo. C.XIiOI.INE hICCilI.L, Lebanon, Mo. 243. HhV.XN'I'lClJ'-'Illf'0I'Illfltl0Il as to the whereabouts of the lfreshinan Medical Class-last seen about l"i-bruary l5th." CSavitar 1902-3.5 lYhen the Savitar of last year made its appear- ance, every Medic '06 read it with eagerness and 1-Q milk much to his consternation saw the above copied "want." To say that we were surprised expresses our feelings but mildly. It was the first time we were surprised as Freshmen-the second time was when we found that final exams were over and we had no more studying to do. As we always are obliging-Sophomores should be, you know-we shall endeavor to give the infor- mation asked for. September, 1902, brought us to the Athens of Missouri, a place ever dear to the heart of one who has once enjoyed the educational advantages she offers "to him who waits and labors while he waits." Wle came not from parts unknown or unheard of, but from places widely distant-yet we came with one purpose, said purpose leading us all to one destination, which was the lecture fquizj room of the old medical building. lVe numbered twenty-five regular Medios and several combined-course students. As a class as well as individually we realized our importance, which was a very uncommon thing for a lfreshman class to do. But then we were un- common anyway for not a one of us wore a medal or a High School pin and-wc never cut. We were not slow in organizing ourselves into the "Medics 'o6" for the "purpose of mutual ben- efit, pleasure and interest." This memorable event took place on October first and the same interest evinced at that time was manifest in the meetings throughout the year. One must ever be true to his motto and as the Christmas holidays ofered the first release from ours, of, "Seven days shalt thou labor and do all thy work and in the nights shalt thou review,', we hailed them with joy and from them gathered strength to meet the mid-year exams which shortly followed. Let's not mention them further as they are simply inevitables, disliked by both students and professors. Several of our number became weary of the struggle during the second semester and by the last of May there were only fifteen of us remaining to write our knowledge in the little blue backed books. A year has passed and once again we assemble on a bright morning in early September--nine of the original number and enough new members to make us a class of sixteen. Those of the faithful few are Waters, Martin, Tapscott, McCabe, Riggs, Young, Weber, Talbot and Miss Seeversg the new members whom we welcomed are McBaine, Rhodes, Brooks, VVoodson, Goodson, Kampschmidt and Os- born. VVe were the last class to begin our course in the old Medical building and the first to enjoy the privileges of the new anatomical laboratoriesg the only class ever excused from descriptive anatomy two months before the close of school, because we were competent to master the subject in that time, the only class ever called upon to make World's Fair records of blood-pressure and respiration and to mount pathological sections to be taken to the New York Pathological Association. PHOTO BY A MEMBER OF THE CLASS. Bn ZITemoriam. LYNN EDWARD MARSHALL SIKESTON, SCOTT COUNTY, MISSOURI BORN, JANUARY 30,1883 DIED IN HIS OWN HOME, SEPTEMBER, 1903 SOPHOMORE ACADEMIC CLASS CHARLES WALDEN CANADA SHAFTER, LINN COUNTY, MISSOURI BORN, JUNE 2,1877 DIED, FEBRUARY 28,1904 SENIOR ACADEMIC CLASS AGNES PAULINE JONES EDINA, KNOX COUNTY, MISSOURI BORN, AUGUST 16, 1881 DIED, MAY 7,1904 FRESHMAN ACADEMIC CLASS fl fi f ' , 'Y-ri 512,-Q7 3 ff y ', f' if2Zjf ff "1,4fY?ff',fll' Viv, ,V ? - 049' .1472 ff lg! felllf 597 ,fm,,':,!f,wgQf -. ,, ' ,Z ,' ' . ' ",, ' 'f , ,.f?f'.c'Q'-L 4 Qui ltfggkgafl fs If 'ff fi" , ' lun' all :I Z , ' I 4 ., w '-'rl' gf?" -ag:g:I.j,.g,l.Al jifgxgl. 111352. g V ' iZ.'??,4?-'f?:-'-gt. ' ,lil Q???f"' I fl' R.. if, N lf 2 "' "'S"'s5 ' 'rua llriirf'f1.,W!fim-, " f .4 1eEsU.i1E or THE 1903 FOOTBALL at ' sl- . k ,4-ffagggf? .5 g SEASON t'3'fP'5'9 By JOHN I". lhICI,EAN, Coach. N giving a history of the 1903 football sea- son, many of us feel that an adequate ex- position of the season can be given best by a shrug of the shoulders and a long-drawn- out wail. A few of us boldly compliment the play of the team, and offer plausible excuses for the team's defeats, and rest Hon our OIl1'S,,, complacent and self-satisfied. To me the season of 1903 was neither one of ignominious defeats, nor was it by any means a satisfactory season. I can neither take the stand that victory is not the principal end of athletics, nor can I take the stand that the spirit brought out by our defeats was not athletic vie- tory for Missouri University. I believe that as much as anything Missouri University needs a winning football team. l"rom results, the athletic world at large con- eeives Missouri students as "dabblers" in football. llowever. a resume of the 1903 season, showing the actual work and spirit of the men on the team during the season, the rousing and courageous en- thusiasm of the student body, and the gallant fin- ish-fight of the te:nn on Thanksgiving Day, makes us feel that winning games is merely an adjunct of the season's play, and that playing in good spirit is the only end worthy of consideration. .Xnd our team did show good spirit, No body of men could have clung together more courageously and more cheerfully in a hopeless cause than our men did. Xo student body could have done more lhan ours, in giving the team encouragement in their uphill light. YYithout nerve on the part of the team and sturdy sportsmanship on the part of the student body, Iowa could not have been held to no score in the second half of the game on November 1-L, the Haskell Indians could not have been held to two fluke scores, and Kansas could not have been outplayed and outgeneraled on Thanksgiving Day. Spirit and victory are complementary. Spirit creates victory, which in turn creates greater spirit. The 1903 spirit means future victory for Missouri. The season of 1903 was a successful one in that it gave us confidence in ourselves and gave us an opportunity to test ourselves, to show what we are and what it is possible for us to be. The season offered us a complex picture of tendencies and movements. There was no standstill last fall. Everything was unrest. There is an upward ten- dency in our athletics. Last fall shows ns with a bigger athletic vision and understanding, a higher plane of athletic ideals. 1Ve moved a little last fall-we got "woke up." lVe are demanding more and we will get more. XVe feel our strength and we want elbow room. Our mass meetings at the end of last season showed that we are not in a rut. that there is a predominant sentiment for expansion. Such confidence and spirit indicates our tendency for the futureg our spirit is good and results are bound to come. The season of 19055, per se, was not a successful one, but it built up in us "that" spirit, systcmatized our athletic conceptions, brought us to a realization of our tendencies, and gave us confidence. Next fall we play football again. ATHLETIC ORGANIZATION CLARK VV. HETHERINGTON, Dirertor of Athletics CHARLES B. DAVIS, Graduate Manager JOHN F. MCLEAN, Coaelz of Teams EDVVARD L. VVHEELER, Trainer A. C. BIRNEY, Captain Football Team T. K. CATRON, Captain Baseball Team CHARLES SCHULTZ, Captain Track Team J' J' CLASS MANAGING CAPTAINS COACH MCLEAN Football Baseball Track Tennis Senior I. ANDERSON J. P. FOARD H. j. VVULFF XV. J. CARRINGTON Junior R. E. BLODGETT L. H. HEDRICK VV. A. VVAYMAN H. G. BEDINGER Sophomore F. R. JACOBY H. E. BAGBY C. P. HOFF G. R. VVHITMORE Freshman W. B. NOVVELL R. E. BERGER D. B. PARKER H. TAYLOR FOOTBALL TEAM, 1903 C. P. C' -XPT-RIN HIRNEY SCORES October 3-Missouri vs. Missouri School of Mines, 40-O October I2-INlissouri vs. Grinnell, 6-15 October x7-Missouri vs. Drake, O-I7 October 23-Missouri vs. Simpson, O-I2 October 3x-Missouri vs. Haskell, O-I2 November 7'-IXIISSOIIFI vs. XVasbingt0n, 0-0 November I+iNIISS0lll'l vs. Iowa, 0-I6 November IS1AIl5S0llI'I vs. Nvasbburn, o-6 November 26-Missouri vs. Kansas, 0-5 W. ANAMOSA, full back ISADORE ANDERSON, half bafk H. VV. ANDERSON, .rukrfifute full back H. C. ARDINGER, half bafk A. E. BAYSE, Jubstifule half bafk A. C. BIRNEY, quarter bark L. F. CHILDERS, Nnfer VVILBUR COONS, half bark and renter A. C. DOLL, tackle J. N. EDY, .vzzbslilule quarter bark H. H. HAGGARD, tackle H OFF, guard J. E. LANDON, guard CLARK NICHOLS, .fnlzxlilzzle half bark L. VV. SMITH, and H. J. YVULFF, end Z 1 1 ' I-1 'Fi 5"k2'i" N-1 , A -'ir . .CC oo 'N I 5 un-A --..... -.-Q... 90 U 91 BASE BALL TEAM I-li! fN le N Jllfg . W I, . Q -I .iffll1..f"3 f I' Eli -' ,451-new! K. CATRON, left field, Captain S. HAMILTON, pitcher H. NORTHCUTT, pitcher E. BIGGER, first base M. BAILEY, catcher S. R. J. N. H. E P. Xl NVAINSCOTT, second base JACOBY, third base NVILSON, short stop EDY, right field NEXVMAN, center field BAGBY, substitute BONFOEY, substitute '. LEAPHART, substitute April April April April April May May May May May May May May May May May june june june june june BASE BALL SCHEDULE, At Columbia 6-VVestminster College 11-Central College I6-Blees Military Academy 23-Missouri Valley College 30-Kirksville Normal Afway From Columbia 7-Washington University Ccal 9-Knox College Io-Iowa University A 11-Simpson College 12-Simpson College 13-Kirksville Normal I4-BlCCS Military Academy At Columbia I7-Arkansas University I8-Arkansas University 30-Kansas University 31-KHDSHS University .41 St. Louis 2-wy2SlliHgt0D University 3-VVashington University 4-VVashington University .Ji Lafwrmzce 6-Kansas University 7-Kansas University 1904 led o 'Ns Nl 94 TRACK TEAM CAPTAIN Cl-IAS. SCHULTZ IQOI 1902 1903 1904 1902 1903 CHARLES SCHULTZ J. H. JENKINS J, B. BUSHYHEAD R. E. THOMPSON M. L. CROUCH H. C. KENDALL B. E. BIGGER H. J. WVULFF H. W. ANDERSON J. E. LANDON C. H, FARIS H. E. DIEHL G. WILSON S. E. BELL VV. A. WAYMAN E. D. HOLLAND Rrford of AIiJ.f01lfii1X'II7l.fl15 Alerts. Missouri Missouri Missouri Missouri Kansas Kansas Kansas Kansas Record of Jlflissozzri-IVa.vl1ingto1z Mfets. Missouri 20, VVashington 35 X5 Missouri 70, VVashington 25 DIISSOURI UNIVERSITY RECORDS Event Held by When made Record 100-yard run . .. .... Bushyhead 1904. ........... . . . IO I-5s 220-yard run . .. Bushyhead 1904 ......... .. 22 I-5s 440-yard run .... Bushyhead 1904 .... .. 52 2-55 880-yard run ..... Shultz 1904 .. .... 2 m., 3-5s One-mile run .... .... S hultz 1903 ..... 4:46 1-5s Two-mile run ... ... Faris 1904, ,,, , ,, 11:03 2-55 120-yard hurdle ... .... Kendall 1904 ... ... . I6 2-5s 220-yard hurdle ....... .... C rouch 1904 ........ 27 3-5s Running high jump .... ...Clegg 1903 .. ....... 5 ft., 5 in. Running road jumy .... .... S ix 1902 .21 ft., 3 3-8 in. Pole vault .......... ...Wulff 1903 ..1o ft., I-2 in. Throwing hammer ....... . ......... . .... Wulff 1904 ...124 ft., 5 in. Putting shot ........................ Anderson 1904 ........ ......... ......... 4 1 ft. WESTERN INTER-COLLEGIATE RECORDS Event Held by School Record IOO-yafd run ... ...... Blair Chicago ... .... 9 4-5s 220-yard run ... ........ Hahn Michigan ... ... 2I 3-5s 440-yard run ..... Ed. Merrell Beloit ..... ..... 4 9 4-5s 880-yard run L. R. Palmer Iowa ..... .... 1 :59 4-5 Une-mile run .... G. R. Keachie Wisconsin . .. . .. 4:31 2-5 Two-mile run .... .... N . A. Kellogg Michigan .... 10:07 120-yard hurdle .... .. F. G. Maloney Chicago .... I5 2-5s 220-yard hurdle .... G. Maloney Chicago ..... ........ 2 5 2-5s Pole vault ....... ...... C . Doorah Michigan .... II ft., 9 in. - - ..... . . Lewis Iowa ......... . .. ft., II in. High Jumpi ..... .... J .JFII Powers Notre Dame ..... ift., II in. Shot put ......... .... H . K. Kirby Notre Dame ..... 41 ft., sn in. Hammer throw ...... A. Plaw California ....... ..163 ft. Broad jump ....................... J. A. Leroy Michigan ....................... 22 ft., 7M in. Discus throw ,.... ............... C . H. Swift Iowa ........ ....II8 ft., 9 in. COLLEGIATE RECORDS OF THE UNITED STATES Event 100-yards .. 220-yards .. 440-yards .... One-mile run 2-mile run ....... Held by ....A. F. Duffy J. Wefers .....NV. Baker ...G. VV. Orton ........VV. E. Schutt I h .dl . ............ S. Chase l2o'yan ul e . .... A. C. Kraenslein 220-yards hurdle ..... . . .A. C. Kraensleln Running high jump .... . ...... .XXL B. Page Running broad jump C. Ixraenslem S. Horton Pole Vault ................ H. L. csafdnm- Throwing 16-pound hammer .......... .A. Plaw Putting 16-pound shot ....... ..... . F. Beck VVORLD Event Held bf' 100-yards . .. . . Arthur Duffy 220-yards .... B. J. XVefers 220-yiiI'ClS ..... .B. J. XVafers 440-yards .. .. 880-yards ..... Une-mile run ..... Two-mile run ...... 120-yllfll hurdle -i 220-yards hurdle .. Une-mile relay ... lligh jump ..... Broad jump ... Pole vault .... Shot put ....... llammer throw ... Div-nu tlxrnxv .. . M. XV. Long C. ll. Kilpatrick P. Connelf ....XV. G. George ......S. Chase C' Kraenslein l . .. . . . A. . ' . C. Kraenslein . . ..A ....l'larvartl Team ...lNl. F. Sweeney .. ..P. O'Counor .....R. J. Clapp D. llorgan .....J. Flanagan .....M. l. Sheridan School Georgetown . Georgetown . Harva rd .... Pennsylvania Cornell ..... Pennsylvania Pennsylvania Pennsylvania Pennsylvania Pennsylvania Princeton ..... . Syracuse .... California ... Yale ...... RECORDS Nationality American . . . American . .. American . . . American . . . American ... English ... American ... American ... American ... American . . . American . .. Irish ...... American . . . Irish ........ American ... American ... Record . . . . ..9 3-5 sec. ......21 1-5 sec. .... ..47 3-4 sec. 4 m., 23 2-5 sec. ...9 m., 40 sec. .....15 2-5 sec. I5 2-5 sec .....23 3-5 sec. 6 ft., 4 in. .... .24 ft., 4M .....II ft., 7 ....11 ft., 7 ln. in. in. ...165 ft., M in. ft. Record ....9 3-5 sec. ... . ..21 1-5 sec. sec. 1 m., 53 2-5 SCC. m., I5 3-15 sec. 9 m., I7 2-5 sec. .....15 2-5 sec. I5 2-5 sec 3-5 sec. 3 m., 2I 2-5 sec. ft., 5 5-8 in. 24 ft., Il 3-4 in. ....11ft., rob in. .....48 ft., 2 in. .......171 ft., 9 in. 127 ft., 8 3-4. in- 1 1 i 97 98 DIEN IVHO IVON THE "Blu IN 1903, I BASEBALL, OR TRACK N FOOTBALL Ardinger, H. Cf" Northcutt, A. H. Sears, H. I. Catron, T. K. Jacoby, F. R. Hnggrzrd. H. H. Lzmdou, J. EW Anzlmoszx, G. BagbY: H- 13- Bralldcrrlbergcr, L. Edy, J. N. Smith, L. XV? IQ O3 I,C2llJhf1I't, C. WV. Birney, A. Cf I Childers, L. 17.96 Goodsou. YV. Anderson. If 11011. A. Q. I Hoff. C. P3 Schultz. Chas. Vzxughu. R. H. H. VVV' C1 11111 s, XVHIJIIY. VVuli'l'. H. .L+ A11dc'1's011, H. YV Vvily 111:111, YV. A. Hays. VV. Six, B. P3 +Men who have won "M " in previoub season: IOO THE UNIVERSITY BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION UNIVERSITY' BASKET BALL ASSOCIATION THE VARSITY TEAM ROLL Goals DOTTIE HEWITT ISOBEL JOHNSON MARY SEARS Centers BENNIE BOTTS ALICE JOHNSTON VIRGINIA LIPSCOMB Guards JANIE DUNAWVAY CAROLINE JESSE GRACE MUDD Q?-F. THE CLASS TEAM ROLLS SENIOR LAURA SEARCY, Business Manager. Goals BESS CAUTHORN EDITH DUNGAN Ccapt.J ELLA MOULTON CAROLINE MCGILL LAURA SEARCY Centers SOPHIE BODENHEIMER RUSSELL EDWARDS EDITH ST ONER Guards LEOTA DOCKERY HELEN SEWALL JUNIOR MILDRED LEWIS, Business Goals HERTHA EITZEN ISOBEL JOHNSON ISADORE SMOOT Centers MADELINE BRAN HAM ROSE BURNS ETHELYN LOWRY HALLY PRENTIS DIXIE WESTLAKE Guards ANNA BEAUMONT LAURA GRAY ELIZA JACKSON EDNA JONES Ccapt.J SOPHOMORE MARY JESSE, Business Goals SADIE GORDON MAUD MCCORMICK MARY SEARS ELLA SEYMOUR Centers ELLA FOGLESONG ALICE JOHNSTON VIRGINIA LIPSCOMB CLARA SHELTON Guards RUTH COVINGTON LENA JACKSON CAROLINE JESSE Ccapt.J GRACE MUDD EULA MCCUNE THE GAMES Score March 4-Christian College vs. The Sophomores ........ . ........ . . . 18-14 April 5-Christian College vs. The Freshmen ............,.... ..... 2 9--I5 April 14-Christian College vs. The Sophomores freturn gamej ............... 2-9 April 29-Fort Scott, Kansas, High School vs. The Juniors ................................ IO-47 May 12-Missouri Valley High School vs. The Varsity Cat Marshallj ................ . . . . . . FRESHMAN Manager. RUTH FITZGERALD, Business Manager A Goals DOTTIE HEWITT MARGARET MURTA Centers MARTHA DILL BLANCHE HENDRICKSON lcapt.J LOUISE MCCARTHY MARY WELCH Guards RUTH FITZGERALD ANNETTE GUISINGER LILY HOSTETTER EMADINE LANGENBERG ELIZABETH RICHARDS JEANNE TAYLOR SPECIALS MARGARET STUMP, Busin Goals NELLIE GRAY CAROLINE MCGILL EVA STEELE Centers BENNIE BOTTS Ccapt.J RUSHA FRANSE RUBY STRICKLER CAROLINE TULL Guards LAKE BREWER LOUISE DAVIS JANIE DUNAWAY MARY WALKER Manager. THE CLASS GAJVIES Sophomore-Special, 4.-13 Junior-Sophomore, 23-I2 Senior-Special, I2-I3 Junior-Freshman, 22-12 Sophomore -Freshman, 23-I Junior-Special, I9-9 Senior-Freshman, 8-20 Senior-Sophomore, 9-24 Freshman-Special, 12-20 Senior-Junior, Cby defaultJ o-2 ess Mana ger lOl WN. 3 ii 5? I is .E P:- - T ' s- H ' N ,-.fy Ani .. -, -. rarer? GIRLS' GYMNASIUM. CLASS BASKET BALL TEAMS. TO 104 QA QQ 5 CULTY MEMBBVM ESPECIALLY ! II if AME: vfzbw- INVITED FRONT ROVV RESERVED, 0,4 III. A qv ij . K XQ gigxnxxwa? I Q?- .d?f' fikx Q N VXQSW - 04' ff - x ,QM mnmmuzmiufims UU MJ -wif , ' Y Y , N 5 V 3 I . l"l.U.C5.S. KNOQKERS ,J ENGINEERING N QE CLUB HC'R'f'Ul-TURH'- M HSTEKICKS c 5 f V Somew ji J Rf PY 3 qua, t XS 5,660 Q C Roonixs CLUB 5 UN'VfRony LEPMIHN 5 Zi UMM ow Q V gil A X ff f R W N A ' V Q05 QUHIBRFXNGEE ' S GLEE Q35 LKTERFWKY CLUBEI I 'Z' 5 5oc1ETul-ES 3. " K" Q. l'l R EK 1f ? Q2 2 H f ,M J vf. 1 1 i i 6 L x mqrtxb IO IO READ HALL BY MOONLIGHT FIRST BIEZIIBERS OF READ H A LL, 1903-1.904 MARY ELIZABETH LEXVIS QVVELLESLEYJ-Head of Read Hall AMA LEE BEAUMONT, '05 St. joseph, Mo. ALAURA CJONTZ, '04 Vandalia, Mo. LOUISE DAVIS, Sp. Stud. Bowling Green, Mo. CORNELIA MARTHA ELLISON, '07 Maryville, Mo. LILLIAN NI. ELMORE, '07 XVehb City, NIO. RUTH FITZGERALD, '07 Sedalia, Mo. CARI 'LINE FRANCES GRU N St. Louis, Mo. ll.-X'l"l'lE GRlflfNSFIfI.l3lfR, '05 Central P. O., St. Louis, Mo. l.l7l'lI.l,A HOFFMAN, '04 Setlalia, Mo. l.ll.Y Sllli IIOS'l'li'l"I'ER, '07 Bowling Green, Mo. I-IANIIC HARRISON, '06 l.a Plata, Mo. ER, sp. sm. Springheld, Ohio. ' BLANCHE HENDRICKSON, '07 IFMINNIE ORGAN, A. B., '97, A. M., '99 Salem, Mo. ROSSAMOND RUSSELL, '07 Kansas City, Mo. THYRA SAMTER, '07 Fort Smith, Ark. MARY SEARS, '06 ' La Plata, Mo. 'EMARGUERVIE SNEED, '07 Sedalia, Mo. CALLA YARNER, '04 Union Star, Mo. SELSIE YVADELL, '07 Kansas City, Mo. Xvebb City, Mo. ALICE EXVING JOHNSON, '06 Boonville, Mo. KATHERINE K. JOHNSON, '07 Palmyra, Mo. LAURA KLEIN, '07 Fort Smith, Ark. EIXIINIADIBE LANGENBERG, '07 St. Louis, Mo. GERTRUDE F. LIGGETT, '04 Stanberry, Mo. . INIAUD INICCORINIICK, '06 Hardin, Mo. LAURA TAYLOR lNlCGUYVA'N, '04 IIAZEL XVHITE, '06 Norborne, Mo. CHARLOTTE XVRONKER, '04 Marshall, Mo. AANNA ELIZABETH XVRIGHT, '05 Norhorne, Mo. 'In Read Hall only one semester. Sedalia, Mo. IXIARGARIYI' MITRTA, '07 Fort Smith, Ark. FMMA MUNDAY. '04 Canton, Mo. "DAISY ORGAN, Salem, Mo. LATHROP HALL it . 2 i l l Loom 1 -I. H. Ikenberry, Acad., '06 R. S. Battersby, Acad., '06, Medic, '08 2 Claude C. Hazel, Acad., '07 Henry C. Riesbol, Engin., '07 3 F. Hiner Dale, Law, '06 Fred Lee Trewitt, Acad., '06 4 Leland Frazier, Acad., '04, Medic, '06 August VV. Kampschmidt, Medic, '06 Isadore Anderson, Acad., '04 Geo. R. Johnson, Acad., '07 Clyde S. Shepard, Acad., '07 2 Allen Maxwell, Engin., '05 Homer Haggard, Engin., '05 9 XValter A. O'Bannon, Engin., '07 V. A. Hart, Engin., '07 S 6 IO jacob Chasnoff, Graduate john E. Rayl, Medic, '04 II Loyd Thompson, Engin., '05 Carl P. Hoff, Engin., '06 Loom - IZ Curtis VViIIiams, Law, '04 james L. Rea, Acad., '07 I5 Mrs. julia VVatkins, Matron Miss Louise Feldt, Assistant 16 Fred Kelsey, Acad., '04, Law, '06 Leslie E. Bates, Acad., '04 I7 Ceo. R. Houston, Engin., '04 Sam G. Loucks, Engin., '04 18 VV. A. Franken, Acad., '06, Law, '06 Jeptha Riggs, Graduate I9 L. E. johnson, Engin., '04 VV. J. Spalding, Engin., '04 20 R. C. VVells, Engin., '06 O. F. Lindquist, Engin., '07 21 W'm. F. Schuermeyer, Law, '04 Everett Frieze, Acad., '04 22 M. j. McC0ombs, Agr., '05 C. L. Stevenson, Medic, '07 23 E. C. Constance, Engin., '04 F. C. Hilder, Engin., '04 IO IO BENTON HALL Room N. Pettingill, Engin. G. E. Jeffers, Engin. J. H. Jenkins, Law H G Alford, Acad. H. C. Diehl, Engin. D. F. Huddle, Engin. H. A. Haas, Medic E. N. Seares, Acad. Grover VVaters, Medic C. VV. Talbot, Medic E. E. Pearcy, Law C. O. Pearcy, Law W. H. Chandler, Agr. J. S. McDaniel, Agr. L. H. XVinkler, Engin. VV. E. Bailey, Acad. Omer Gullion, Medic C. B. Rodes, Medic N. J. Johnson, Law J. E. Bishop, Law S. F. Marsh, Acad. XV. T. VVeese, Acad. VV. F. Smith, Enqin. A. F. Welborn, Law E. R. Romberg, Engin. S. D. Dow, Agr. Ellis, Acad. Kern. Acad. E. A. Cockefair, Agr. Ernest Cutchin, Law G. C. VVhaley, Engin. R. L. Gleason F. L. Kelso, Agr. Ross, Engin. l. D. R. R. F. E. C' F. . Freeman, Acad. F. H. Krog. Engin. C. C. Alhright, Medic T. R. Young, Medic C. H. Clark. Nledic S. Sunadn. Engin. A F. VVillier. Medic R. S. Mac Cahe, Medic 3 4 'f '53 M. H. Eustace, Law A. G. Axline, Law C. H. Williams, Engin. Ira P. Smothers, Engin. De Nean Stafford, Law J. P. Foard, Law VV. P. Divers, Acad. VV. Chester, Socialist Hugh B. La Rue, Engin. Harry La Rue, Engin. Ben McCarrol, Acad. Charles XV. Simison, Medic D. YV. Richards, Engin. F. C. Huntsman, Engin. Omer Fairley, Engin. D. R. Durant, Engin. Garfield Hirschi, Agr. F. G. Pernoud, Medic H. VV. Allinger, Acad. G. W. Hageman, Acad. Carl Dakan, Acad. John Newman, Acad. J. J. Gunther, Law H. C. Hesch, Engin. J. S. Boman, Acad. L. S. James, Medic Riley Ikenberry, Agr. YV. E. Dandy, Acad. C. S. Childs, Acad. F. P. Gaunt, Acad. NV. L. Hacker, Law J. Carr, Engin. C. H. Hechler, Agr. F. G. Hechler, Engin. G. W. Hann, Engin. WVilburn Jackson, Engin C. WV. Seibel, Engin. J. L. Walker, Engin. Edmond Bonnot W. J. Ayres, Eng. B. Antonowsky, Medic XVm. Patterson, Acad. A YV. Spaht, Engin. L. F. Childers, Agr. L. H. Gale, Agr. Jack Horner, Acad. P. L. Neville. Law A. H. Labsap, Engin. The Senior Society of Missouri University PURPOSE :-To further the best interests of Organized in the Spring of 1897 the Unifversity. IO Q E B H MEMBERSHIP LIMITED TO TEN MEN A ""' "'- -1- Xi X .. 'Z Xi.. X if ' X A X X MEMBERSHIP FOR 1903-1904. L. E. BATES E. F. NELSON A. R. EITZEN F. C. DONNELL SHEPHERD LEFFLER E. E. PEARCY FRED KELSEY M. A. ROM-IUE I. F. HARRISON WILL J. CARRINGTON IIO ENQHQ NEERUNQ HE Engineering Society was organized in '97 for the purpose of establishing a stronger social bond between the two upper classes. Bi-weekly meetings are held at which very interesting technical sub- jects are discussed by the members of the society and visiting members of the faculty. Membership is limited to Graduates, Seniors and Juniors of the Engineering Department. OFFICERS. President-GIL. DOBSON. Vif4"Pfffidf"1f'-D. J. CAVANAGH. Secrefary-C. K. MARTIN. C0r1'esp011.di11g Secveiarly-C HAS. F. TI'8GS1l7'67'1'D. XV. RICHARDS. Sergeant-az'-.'1rms--G. R. HOUSTON. H- 1 1 '- T- Barns, J. H. Buckham, J Cavanaugh, . . L 'Tw Constance, E. C. A Diehl, H. E. Dobson, Gil. Eitzen, A. Farris, C. H. L Fairley, O. Fisher, YV. H. Fessenden, E. A. Garey, E. Hall, D. K. Hammack, J. A. society, Harrison, J. F. Harrison, N. B. MEMBERSHIP. Hann, G. VV. Houston, G. R. Huddle, D. F. Hemphill, J. A. Huntsman, F. C. Johnson, L. E. Kilburn, F. H. Kreutz, L. B. Lack, C. F. Loucks, S. G. McFarlane, G. O. Malsbury, O. E. Martin, Chas. K. Maupin, E. S. Pcntcr. E. E. Philbrook, I.. F Richards, D. XV. Ricsbol, E. LACK. Spalding, VV. J Robinson, C. C Robinson, E. F Rollins, VV. B. Schooler, W. A Shultz, Chas. Smothers, I. P. Swartz, F. P. Thompson, J. I' lValker, G. J. lvelch, Jas. R. YVells, R. C. lVcstovcr, H. C lVl1alcy, Geo. XVllitl0YV, J. A. lVilliams, C. H. lvoodrcss, J. L. THE ENGLISH CLUB IQO 3-1904 OFFICERS l,7'F5id!'71f, H. M. BELDEN l'ire-Prexidmzi, LULA BELLE VVOULDRIDGE Serrftnry, ETHELYN LUNVRY Treasurer, JEPTHA RIGGS Program Colnmiitsenzan, PRYOR SCOTT A dive Illembcrs KATHLEEN SALMON E. A. ALLEN SNOXVDON VVILLIS HARRY FORE LULA BELLE XVOOLDRIDGE ETHELYN LIIWRY EDNA JONES CHARLOTTE CGRDER GULDY HAMILTON GERTRUDE SIMMONS MAUDE BARNES MADGE ROBERTSON THYRA SAMTER FRANC BLUDGETT LoIS XVELTY LAURA SEARCY MAUIJ QUAYLE CARULINE GRUNER LAURA COGNTZ IIALLY PRENTIS GRACE NVILLIAMS ANNETTE GUISINGER I-I. M. BELDEN JEPTHA RIGGS H 0 norary fllembers' XV. S. JOHNSON, Tecumseh, Missouri PROF. H. A. SMITH, Colorado College IVIAUDE VVILLIAMS, Cameron, Missouri FRED EASTMAN CECIL EASTMAN FINIS DEAN VVALTER RIDGEVVAY L. RUTLEDGE VVHIPPLE F. VV. PLUNKETT NV. J, CARRINGTON VV. S. HOVVARD C. N. HARTXVELL PRYOR SCOTT H. C. PENN I-lfjfliatrd Jllmnher CARL CROVV, C0lumbi'I, Missouri I V .'. -:- -:- 4- iffy M iiigfzgw VW sm XQHMUMKSVQQ AA? . . U. IIIGQDQIICIQ . I H UIIIDQTSIID of UYISSOUII. VOL. XI. , CCSIVIIBIIXI,-X, MII,,WE'IiII3:'xI', APRIL 15, xgniuq. NO. 27 MISSOURI DEFEATS KANSAS IN DEBATE ifIiL4,,.1'i3Z,fH',1L'fIIh9i1i'i,,1fZ.1fl3LT'2i iifiiiiiiii? I UNIVERSITY L.f'xW SCHOOL MEETS KANSIXS Cl"L"' AW SCHOOL SJKTURDAY IN Tm-1 AU' Y riuus' . X8 hoyms xx 4115143 M2 Iliff 1'-kcws. H 'xr thru hm us vu .xml v mx x V nweisi hfavv f-X6 Iiwi for Hut mhlmtir .nl-1. mrwlcs, Iif--:ififh HV. :ish :mv-11-51:1--:nl 21:24 4-11 IIA- Ivzxinillc! in 1gImx'in:I mylow lhv :ui 1 umm-wrm'-nxt Nw nv-:ru rm-rx had vnmir- sm,-w vgur-rations, lluzht imnks-1 Km' If wrrmnf lc! v. hu! thx- Mi55ouri ,,g,m3f,r. iv --,f , U, .RHNK,g1f1k 5,1-b x OU' nie-nl :lr ,' I' 'li vs f -,sw-fl fm Mr. WM Ms? Thi? 2 fffsiiwei an uric-x If lip- .411 wha! lu-fizxy hc wasa FTHIIUI K1 .' few- -I.-rn r uf 11. :we lm-l I ,IN M . w-mu SIUII ilW5m"""3 1 - HI !fH'IHl'Ff' fmfl . I if mush- .- rw-w11i!:fl?xw wil If-r In mm IRAN 11.4,-if - .' If 13 'Uvrsiii result WHS HI f'YfI221Y-"' V' ' xr. zu 11 suurlw-wym im:-i.amw me ' 13 1' vs. - fuk Wiwlls' irwfxf, Q V' HI' g 1 5 Au, xmxm-r mb zm1f,w. .1 by 1-:mf-1-, zwil-V M iv 'mf , pw. Ulilf IUWIPUSU- 5' 'Vi' 'J hff PHI" 'rf 'rrw Iizsmvns Munn, wiv- spnkv in an inxysns- ?nxuirms5 : 'm t f 'rxi'-'r-rsity team F3911 I'9f'H'1S" 'I 'Y-P ZVUVK' fi'?"'-'SFIU' fm' -:icmwx IJHIIIIIV1' rm Hu- fgzwsmiuu nffiv1n'ix'1rlu zuruimai mu' nf-rtiww nalbvss 111 Cham- f31"f"1 "VHS '1Ef"U U V-'ffm' f'-Wi bffuw' flllwml' :1 I-ilizr-n of rlw 1'1:uu-hifw puff-Iv on :xvrount puizqn, tnv twmmyvxxiurh uf A nmuah. Ih- Uvfl, thai nI1v:4nmivr1 was to have left UH' ' -mlnr, ihus'rni,-:iml Huw right inzwzqmfin- is 1: sr-nim' Euwyrfr. Mr, Ks.-ESU' ia 3 first HY-31 f1m"U",Uff'U'- 'mU'1'UmWHf'd QW' If' 'HI' tha- run,-sriun. Mr. Iihim' '-iuswl hw yvfn' law suxrl-.-nt and ra-pn'-slrniecl Missmwi ifiud by admtwnal iuterterencri WH' win: :an vulogy nf the gr:-ut uefgm hrnei- in ilu- clebzm, with Illinois mst year. T' n1'21CfII1SUfUU0l1f Thflf UH' 1' " "P-wmn, Dmuzlns and Ilufmis and " ' Nw trio is Mrl Green ,.r 1-,mm -mpnrmx -- 1,,m',,C dw? .-Um. ,. U,-.. . Imrsvz- :mswc-rm! 1'-wr Ilan zm.:i:'m:xtiuf in ax mms! sph Urlid rs hulml. "Xm4. lzmx ruarly 10 II4. THE JWISSOURI AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE FARMER HE advice of the sage is: "Young man, listen to your elders and follow their admonition." IVC did so and the Farmer was established. Its founda- tion was not the outgrowth of a youthful enthu- siasm that desired to see itself in printg neither was it established to lleeee the public, nor to make heavy drains upon the 'Varsity slush fund. Such an object would not have been in keeping with the reputation of farmers. The public would not ex- pect to see them going around offering "gold- brieksn for sale. The credit for its inception and foundation is entirely due Mr. M. B. Greensfelder, the oldest student in the University. "Dad," as the boys know him, is the "Father of Agricultural Journalism" in the Missouri Agricultural College. The Farmer will serve many good purposes. Its present stall' is large enough to accommodate every- body who has political or literary ambitions. Its columns are even open to contributions from Fresh- men who desire to show the public that the Eng- lish Prof made a mistake when he flunked them. lThe Business Manager will be glad to furnish lingineers who would like to clear themselves in the eyes of the literary world special space rates.l N. ll. Positively no reference to Pennis Outlines permitted in the columns of this paper. The olticers for the past year have been as fol- lUXV?if BOARD OF MANAGERS L. F. CHILDERS J. S. AICIJANIEL H. SCI-ILIE STAFF J. IIEE HEWVI'P'f-Edll07' YV. A. COCHEL-.issociafe Editor C. H. HECHLER-Editor Animal Husbandry R. T. IKENBERRYTEdlf07' Agronomy L. M. TARTAR-Editor Dairying IV. M. CI-I.XNDLER-Ellll0l' Botany, Entomology, CiEO. Voofr-Editor Poultry Horfiffultufe L. H. CEALE-.Edll0I' Vcferiirzrlry Science C. M. I,0NG1.'IllL'Cl'fl-S'il1g filannger C. G. ST.XRRLclll'CIll!lllOI1 fllanizger J. N. PRICE-Scerefary-Treasurer How satisfactorily the board has done its duty is shown by the fact that all have been re-elected for the following year. Since Mr. Tartar will be out of school next year the Dairying Department will be in the hands of Mr. H. S. IVayman. UNIVERSITY GLEE CLUB I JI I LI 1 'AR Y DEPA R TDI EN T COIUIII.-INDfINT IV. D. CHITTY, Captain 4th United States Cavalry STAFF E. PEARCY, Cadet Major E. F. ROBINSON, Cadet Ist Lieutenant and Adjutant E. AI. ALLEN, Cadet ISt Lieutenant and Quartermaster N. B. HARRISON, Cadet Sergeant Major' XV. j. SPAULDING, Cadet Quartermaster Sergeant J. F. BARNES, Cadet Color Sergeant Company J. A. R. EITZISN, Cadet Captain I.. Ii. JOHNSON, Cadet Ist Lieutenant ,IEPTHA RIGGS, Cadet 2d Lieutenant D. F. IIUDDLE, Cadet ISI Sergeant lfolrzprzny B. I 'I'. DAVIS, Cadet Captain R. E. A. BONNOT, Cadet Ist Lieutenant C. N. I'IAR'I'XVIiLL, Cadet 2d Lieutenant Ii. S. MACPIN, Cadet Ist Sergeant C0lllf7!lII-1' C. XY. II. GOODSON, Cadet Captain Ii, C. CONS'l'.'XNCI'I, Cadet nt Lieutenant J. N. PRICE, Cadet 2d Lieutenant N. C. BARRY, Cadet lst Sergeant .lrlillfry I-'. C. Illl.lJliR, Cadet Captain li. I"RII'IZI-I, Cadet ISI Lieutenant II THE CADET BAND Ynlu f.l0!'IIl'f XY. XVILLIAMS H. XVELCH C. C. ALBRIGHT D. XV. COE Iwifff Cornet J. N. EDY w. J. SHELLENBURGER Trfmr D. ll. IIUITFMAN ll. S. IIICRRICK l:ll.l.t' R. X. NlL'Nlll,l,l"N XY, C. l7.'XYllJSUX Hllflfllllr' NLXRK Slilllhll lRl-1 HE University of Missouri has now, for the first time, :1 Military Band that is a credit to the institution. The success of the Band this year is due, first, to the efforts of the Com- mandant of Cadets to enroll only experienced meng secondly, to the training the members have received from a competent director-something a University band has never before hadg and, Hnally, to the interest taken by the individual members and the support given them by the student body. In the Sacred Concert the Band demonstrated the fact that the University is capable of producing a Band of real merit. It is highly probable that the Band of next year will surpass any similar organ- ization in the State. Below is the present instrumentation: BURR H. UZMENT, Condudor Saxofrlzomf M. HICKLIN Pifrolo M. H. SCHNAPP L. R. BRIGGS flllo JACOB CHASNOFF T. G. ORR il. V. BIICKI-IABI R. YVILLIAIXIS XV. lf. NVICLLS lhuln ,llnjnr--JK. ll. XVICLCII. Srrond Cornet M. S. MCMURTRY A. A. SIEGFRIED Clarionft A. E. CORDONNIER F. L. VVILEY XVALTER ARTHUR J. L. THOMPSON Trumbonz' D. K. HALL. JR. HARRY IIAAS DAN BAILEY Ilflllllf ll. I.. PIERCE C. XV. YliNABI.I2 II 19.0 SAINT LOUIS CLUB Objvcfx To filffflfif fha Z'llft'7'L'.YfS of fha U7lZ.Z!675ffj! in Zlze C2211 of Szzinf Louzk J' Founded in December, 1903. Membership limited to St. Louis Students. Q95 J OFFICERS President .... S. M. FRANK Executi-vc' Commitlee S. M. FRANK, HANS XVULFF, VVALTER LAEUFFERT, SETTCHEN CUHEN, PAUL SUPER Q29 Jllembers Clinton S. Childs Alexander Steiner Emily K. Johnston james R. Claiborne Hans XVulFf Caroline F. Gruner Settchen Cohen L. E. Monroe Charles H. Hoecker Charles H. Fessenden Annie L. Harris Harry D. Young li. A. Fessenden Alexander Sloss George YVhitmore Frank P. Gaunt S. M. Frank L. G. Coleman Benjamin Gibson Rosa Burns Hazel Bullard Morton Prentis Marland E. Brown Flower Chew Roy L. Gleason Rosa Menard Clara Chew XVilliam P. Nelson Harry Bradley H. M. Hoffmann liarl Querbach XValter Laeullert M. G. Greensfelder Dwight B. Parker limma Langenburg Mrs. M. G. Greensfelder U. A. Schilling Robert A. Kitchen Hattie Greensfelder Grace l.. Scholz Gertrude S. Kennedy P. S. Cochrane XViIliam F. SCllllCI'lI18j'CI' llenry C. llesh llallie Prentis XVilliam P. XVeinbach Mabel Henderson Paul Super SOUTHEAST ZIIISSOURI CLUB OFFICERS DOUGHTY, J. A. I 2 I DUDLEY, F. W. Prexident, J. P. FOARD, Doniphan FOARI1 J' P. Vife-President, H. W. ANDERSON, Goodwater FULTON, C. F. Serretary, RUTH O. COVINGTON, Dexter GALE, H. L. Treasurer, R. S. HOUCK, Bloomfield GREEN, E. A. Sergeant-at-Arms, A. L. STEEL, De Soto HACKER, VV- L- OBJECT HAVV, J. L. HAZEL, C. C. To fLIrther the interests oflthe University of HELBER, E. J. MISSOUFI In Southeast MISSOUFI. HUUCK, R. S. MEMBERS HUNTER, VV. ADAMS, LAWRENCE ALEXANDER, P. T. ANDERSON, H. W. ATKINS, VIRGINIA A. BRINEY, H. W. CARTER, F. F. KENNEDY, T. D. MARTIN, C. K. MCCARRCLL, BEN OLIVER, R. B., JR. PERNOUD, F. C. COLE, N. J. RIEHL, A. M. COLE, C' A' SHEPARD, C. S. COLE W. B' SMITH, W. F. STEEL, A. L. TENNYSDN, L. W. WELEDRN, A. T. COVINGTON, LOUISE I. COVINGTON, RUTH O. CRAWFORD, H. H. DIGGS, ELIZABETH VVILLIAMS, F- E- 'W 'I'hompsou. Ii. Ii. St:-incr, A. Iioss, I.. J. Gilmor. H. E. I.:1c-k. Ch:1s. I w C JIYJIIIFIIIQJII, ID Ill J. Iilmlgn-tt, li. I Q! 'bg TL -CLUB' C II I ROSTER. IJl'C'-9illl'IlfJH. LYON. Sl'l'I'C'lLIll'lU and TVITIISIIl'L'I"P.XUL Yrll IJl'llIl4'l"I4I.XI-RI. I". X1-:1.soN Yvll Lt'flfll'I'7IVIiAY DUDLEY. Ywll Leader-'I'. K. SMITH. 43 SVPER. NI:u'tin, Chas. YV. Stcw:x1't. J. R. Barnes, Deacon IYood. Harry C. NIIPLIIII, Geo. I". ROSS, C1135 G Bates, I.. Ii. I,ichc1', R. A. Hogsett, XX S Clifton, Chas. BI. Swartz. I". P. Stout, J, A I.c-H'lC1', Slxcphvrd. Barnes, AI. Brgmlmm, R Domwll. I". C. Carrington, Ivill .I. Hildef- F- C 4' Y 'Yi i R i i Y A X x VMUQ 5-4 MISSOURI UNIVERSITY GTMNASIUM SOCIETY. F, W. TUTTLE, Trairzfr. C. C. ALBRIGHT, Presidrnt. F. G. HOBART, Bu.vines.f Manager. R. J. GENTRY, Sfffrrtary-Trfzlsurer. L. M. GENTRY R. KIZER F. BANISTER I. P. SMOTHERS M. S. MCMURTRY R. H. DYER E. O. BRACK E. F. ROBINSON VIRGIL SURBER E. S. HAYNES I2 I , YOUNG DIENHS' CIIRISTIAN ASSOCIATION OUNG MENS CHRISTIAN ASSOCIATION fjWfl'f'l'.S' E. bl. ALLEN, 1'rr.tit1'r11l II. I.. PIERCE, f,IIl!'fI'.l'fJ0lldIIlg .S'1'rn'Ial'y l'ir1'-I'rz'.fitI1'111.r BYRON COSBY, Rfromfizzg.S'r1'1'1'I1:1'y U. XV. RIDGENVAY XV. H. GOODSON, Tr1'11.t11rr'r C. P. HUFF PAIII, SUPER, G1'11vr11lSf1'rrtm'y C. H. HECHLER OFFICE-Room 5, Academic Hall J. P. romeo J. R. Yotzxts l'lAIIiI'lIISI'III' embraces a representative group of rtudents, including football men, track men, baseball men, interstate debaters, fraternity men, members of Q. E. B. H., members of fll, ll, lt, IIAIRNIEN UF Cl 'NlMI'I"l'EES I.I'l'lS INUULD, gll.f'l11lu'r.t'llijv E. I". C'OXVUlI,I., .lli.t.rio1mry I. A. ANDERSON, Rffikgffllllj .llvflizlgx A. XV. KAlXlPSC'llhlllYI', lfilalf' Sindy Il. I.. PIERCE, Sofia! j. X. PRICE, lifriplnyrznvil liurfzliz IJYISOR Y BOARD Wlzat It Is The largest organization of young men in the Univer- sity. It is interdenominational, non-sectarian. Its membership is open to all classes of college men. An aggressive formative influence upon future leaders during the crystallizing period of life. Iivllflf If Does Carries on a vigorous work for men students. Conducts a boarding-house register and employment bureau. Provides a healthy social life through general and de- partmental socials. Holds religious meetings and provides prominent speakers. Through Bible study it develops strong Christian men. Its committee work trains one to use his influence tightly. HHN. lf. XY. S'l'lfI'lllfNS v MR' Y- ,I-HDD Ulixil-RY f.lUlIlfVll'clfl-'l'I' CIFIIQCIII ....19oo IQOI 1902 1903 1904 DR. jUllX PIVKARII Average Attendance at Sun- IIR. XYHHIDSUX MOSS day meetings ......... 25 72 118 119 I35 Budget ........... .... . S835 S850 321200 S1235 3:1500 OFFICERS AND COZIIZIIITTEES OF THE YOUNG WOZl1EN'S CIIIZISTIAN ASSOCIATION. Presideizt, ELLA REED Ifiee-President, MARY POLK JESSE I Secretary, MARY WHARTON Treasurer, HELEN ALBERTA SEWALL CHAIRMEN OF COMMITTEES Finanre Committee Bible Study Committee HELEN ALBERTA SEVVALL ANNA ELIZABETH WVRIGHT Jllixsionary Committee Room Committee ISOBEL JOHNSON GRACE LILLIAN ALLEN Intercollegiate Committee Social Committee AMANDA LEE BEAUMONT EDNA BASCOM JONES Devotional Committee Aleznberxliip Committee VIVIAN FRENCH STUMP MARY POLK JESSE 106 -'E iii 1- K5 5 MQ f4x Q. 4, .""' .f fl QE E N Q :ZS j ',f 5? b 53 X 253 s CE I28 UNION LITERARY SOCIETY FREELAN DAITBIN, Przxridmzt JOHN NIQXVINIAN, l'if'f'-I'rz'.rit1'm1r JOSEPHITS IKENBERRY, Rc"I'0f'dI7Ig Snrelzzry GARLAND XVILSON, Cnrrfsprnzdizzg Svfrclary XVlI.I.lAlNl J. NVEESE, Trnlxlzrrr g g Founded June II, 1843. Q. A OFl"Il"ERS lSpring Term J T. VVRIGHT ROBINSON, Sergeant-at-.lrfns CHARLES RING, nfttorrzey JAMES POTTER, Crilic JAMES POTTER, Debaiing League Commitleeman JOSEPHUS IKENBERRY, Oraforical League Committee- man Honors lV0n in 1903-'04 JAMES A. PU'l"l'ER. Leader, Kansas Debate GARLAND NVILSON, Alternate, Illinois Debate NIALCOLM LTRRIIC, Member, Texas Debate T. VV. ROBINSON, Alternate Representative, Missouri Oratorical Contest Hon ora ry .ll 1' nz I1 er J. S. BOMAN, A. B., '02 .ll 1' nz In 1' rsh ip 1905-'04 'l'. XV. Robinson, A. B., l.L. B., '04 J. A Potter, A. B., '02, LL. B., '05 Gunther, LL. B., '06 l". 17. Robinson, B. S., '03, C. li., '05 J. H lkenberry, A. B., '06 C. N. Ring, LL. B., '05 XV. J. XVcese, A. B., '05 I" E. Jacobs, A. B., '06 M. Currie, LL. B., '05 R. 'l'. Abernathy, A. B., '04, l,l.. B., 06 R. A Lieber, B. S. in C. E., '06 T. Davis, A. B., '04 S. I". Nlarsli, A. B., '05 R. S Battersby, A. B., '06 E. H. Oebler, A. B., '06 J. ll. Newman, A. B., '05 J. A Stout, A. B., '06 F. Daubin. A. B., '07 lf.. Ifrieve, A. B., '04, I.I.. B., '06 Ci. XVilson, A. B., '05 R. H. Severs, A. B., '07 J. ll. llainrnack, B. S. in C. li., '04, O. L. Steele, A. B., 'o3g LL. B., '06 C. S. Dakan, A. B., '07 NV. lf. Scbuermcyer, LL. B., '04 A. L. Steele, I.L. B., '06 XV. E. Dandy, A .B., '07 I.. B. Shelby, LL. B., 06 THE ATHENAEAN SOCIETY Incorporated by Special Act ofthe Legislature in 1849 '29 YELL Rickety Ruff! Rickety Ruff! Who's the Stuff! Who's the Stuff! Athenaean! OWZCETS 1903-4 Presidents T reasurers S. M. FRANK G. A. UNDERWOOD F. H. DALE G. A. UNDERVVOOD F. H. DALE G. R. HORNER R. S. COLE J. A. KURTZ Vice-Presidents Sergeanix-at-Arms J. V. HEWITT J. R. ROTHWELL BOYLE CLARK JEPTHA RIGGS S. M. FRANK R. S. COLE F. H. DALE G. A. UNDERWOOD Secretaries Debating League Commitieeman G. R. HORNER G. A. UNDERWVOOD F. P. GAUNT REDMOND S. COLE J. R. ROTHWELL Roll of lllembcrs 1903-4 Anderson, Mac. iCole, R. S. Horner, G. R. Pierce, H. L. Briggs, L. R. Dale, 'F. H. Hurwitz, VV. A. Price, J. E. Brunjes, E. A. Frank, S. M. Kitchen, R. A. Riggs, Jeptha. Burruss, Lewis. Freeman, F. C. Kurtz, J. A. Rothwell, J. R. Childs, C. S. Gaunt, F. P. Montgomery, C. F. Strange, G. H. i'fClaiborne, J. R. Hewitt, J. V. Moore, H. T. Thompson, S. M. iClark, Boyle. Underwood, G. A. . Honor Roll H. B. Almstedt F. H. Birch B. M. Anderson Earl Dunn L. E. Bates Harry Borgstadt John T. Crisp Dan McFarland O. G. Shumard N. T. Gentry W. H. Hays Isidor Loeb W. H. Jones VV. C. Lucas R. B. VVornall F. Underwood Floyd Riley VV. F. Bland L. WVinchester Wlllinois Debate. iSecond Alternate, Kansas Debate. iLeader, Texas Debate. I2 TH E BLISS LYCEUDI I 3 O ISQO YELL 1904 Cha he! Cha ha! Cha ha! Ha! ha! Bliss Lyceum! Rah! Rah! Rah! Rah! J Officers I'rr.fidr'nl.v l'irz'-l'rr.vidrntx Srrreiaries TffH.V1lfPf5 J. P. FOARD T. T. SIIVIINIONS E. L. TAYLOR A. L. CARTER C. C. XVILSON T. T. SIINIIVIONS XVALTER SHELTON A. L. CARTER B. B. LAXV F, VV. SCHULTZE VVALTER SHELTON A. L. CARTER B. B. LAVV J I. CALBREATH E. L. THOMAS A. L. CARTER .J Ifornrys Critics Sergeantx-nt-.4 rms C. C. XVILSON C. A. IVIARR XV. H. BURGESS YV. H. BIIRGESS E. F. ALLEN P. FOARD JAMES PARKS I. I. TATOM C. C. WILSON XVILLIAM XVAYE, JR. .29 H011 of .llffnzlmrs Allen, IE. F. Eustate, M. H. Marr, C. A. Schultze, F. XV. J. Taylor, E. L. Axline, A. U. Fisher, H. C. McDaniel, Laurence. Shelton, XValter. Thomas, E. L. , Burgess, NV. Il. Foarcl, j. P. Nichols. Clark. Simmons, T. T. XVaye, VVilliam Burns, I. I. Gnlhreatli, I. - Parks, james. Tatom, I. I. VVils0n, C. C. Carter, A. I.. Law, li. B. Roehrig, Emil. DI. S. U. DEBATING CLUB 18.95 1904 D. C. CHASTAIN j. CHASNOFF F. C. DONNELL E. A. GREEN H N. S. Brown Irvin Rautenstrauch C. A. Henderson J. A. Homage F. M. Motter Allen McReynolds i Irvin Barth Dr. C. F. Hicks VV. F. Moore W. VV. VValters A. R. Henderson J. E. Gibson IVIOTTOI-IQUIIZ tene, fverba .rfqzzezzlur I I J, 3 OFFICERS Sfenfeef-SHEPHERD LEFFLER Speaker Pro tem.-M. E. OTIS Sefretary-T. K. SMITH .iltlorney-J. E. NUGENT Treasurer-VV. T. NARDIN Sergeani-at-Alrmy-JACOB CHASNOFF Debating League Committeeman-VV. T. NARDIN 1904 Record in Debate 1904 4 First Team Men 4 4 Alternates 4 Roll of Zllembers Q. A. KAUNE A. B. KELLER H. E. KILNIERI' F. KELSEY S. LEFFLER if XV. T. NARDIN C. LANGSDALE if TT E. NUGENT Honorary Members J. S. Mclntirex E. Weatherly E. Durham Q' J. L R. B. Caldwell 'f John Kramer af R. S. Douglass J. F. Conran C. M. jackson It A. C. Bush W. C. Hoch X R. L. VVard W VV. S. johnson G. R. VVilke1'son I VV. N. YVhitelaw I J. E. Riggs Bert Munday E. P. VVeatherly DI. McCutcheon VValter Burch I J. VV. Scott C. L. Henson J. S. Conrad X First team men in Interstate Debates, 1896-1904. iAlternates. C. O. PEARCY M. E. OTIS Y T. K. SMITH 'Z' A. M. Hitch C. A. Newtonx J. A. Vaeth VV. R. Goodson A Clyde VVilliams at N. O. Hopkins l' VV. A. Higbee A. P. Hamilton M. M. Dearing J. M. Gwinni C. B. Davis ii Peter Potter NEW ERA DEBATING CLUB OFFICERS I CURTIS VVILLIAMS, President M. A. ROSE, Vice-President G. F. 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SEVENTH ANNUAL DEBATE Won by Missouri, 4 H7011 by Kansas, 3 MISSOURI UNIVERSITY vs. KANSAS UNIVERSITY Held at Lawrence, Kansas, April 9, IQO4 1 Rexolfved, That the Fifteenth Amendment to the Con- stitution of the United States has not been justified. Missouri upheld the allirmative MISSOURI WON JAMES A. POTTER, cp A rin, Leader Mt. Vernon, Missouri A. B., I902. junior Law Class. Union Literary Society. Leader Kansas Debate, 1903. MERRILL E. OTIS CHARLES J. WALKER Maryville, Missouri Columbia, Missouri v Sophomore Academic Class. M. Senior Academic Class. New S. U. Debating Club. ' Era Debating Club. 134 SECOND ANNUAL DEBATE Won by Kama: City Lafw School, I lI'on by fllisxouri, 1 E UNIVERSITY LAVV DEPARTMENT? vs. KANSAS .CITY SCHOOL. OF LAW Held at Columbia, 'lVlissouri, April 16, 1904 wa. A A Resolqird, That appeal inicriminal cases as a matter of right should be abolished. 3535. Missouri upheld the aflirmative MISSOURI Losr liI.NlER li. PIEARCY, Q. IE. B. ll., Imatlrr. FRIED KIELSEY, Q. E. B. H. ERNEST A. GREEN, E X, 41: A qu 'l'hnrnl'ieItl, Missouri Farmington, XVashington. De Soto, Missouri Sflliflr IJIW VIIISS. New lfril Dehrltillg Freshman Law and Senior Academic junior Law and junior Academic Classes. Club- llllll0iS l7C'l'!lll', 1904- Classes. M. S. l'. Debating Club. Illi- M. S. U. Debating Club. Illinois Debate, nois Debate. 1903. x9o3. THIRD ANNUAL DEBATE Won-by Missouri, 3 W'on by Illznozs 0 MISSOURI UNIVERSITY vs. ILLINOIS UNIVERSITY Held at Urbana, Illinois, April 29, 1904 I Rexolfved, That the United States should abandon the policy of invariably resisting the 'extension of European dcminion in South America. Missouri upheld the negative MISSOURI WON ELMER E. PEARCY, Q E B H, Leader Thornfield, Missouri Senior Law Class. New Era De- bating Club. Law School Debate, 1904. J. R. CLAIBORNE, JR., 2 A E FORREST C. DONNELL, St. Louis, Missouri Q E B H M 'll M' ' Freshman Law Class. Athe- aryvl e' lssourl naean Literary Society. Senior Academic Class. M. S. U. Debating Club. Nebraska Debate, 1902 and 1903. FIRST ANNUAL DEBATE MISSOURI UNIVERSITY vs. TEXAS UNIVERSITY Held at Columbia, Missouri, May 3, 1904 136 Resolved, That the history of trades unions in the United States for the last twenty years shows a tendency detrimental to the general welfare. Missouri upheld the negative MISSOURI Losr I REDMOND S. COLE MALCOLM CURRIE, qw A up Columbia, Missouri Odebolt, Iowa President junior Academic Class. Athe- Junior Law Class. Union Literary Soci naean Literary Society. ety. In the Order of Their Establishment at the University of Dlissouri I I PHI DELTA THETA MISSOURI ALPHA CHAPTER Established November 21, 1870 J . Colors: ARGENT AND AzURE A Flofwer: WHITE CARNATION Active Chapter WILLIAM NEAL WINTER, '06 DAVID HINER ROBERTSON, '06 ,ROBERT BURETT OLIVER, JR., '01 LYNN NEWVMAN SECORD, ,07 RICHARD HIRAM MCBAINE, '02 FRANK ISAAC RIDGE, '07 RUDOLPH SENN HOUCK, '05 HUGH LAVVSON MOORE, '06 RICHARD HENRY JESSE, JR., '02 XVALTER CYRUS LOGAN, '07 CHARLES CAMPBELL BOXVLING, '05 JOHN HENRY STEPHENS, JR., ,O7 EBY RYLEY, '06 ROBERT TODD BRANHAM, ,O7 THOMAS BELLE MONTGOMERY, '05 XVILSON SWVITZLER, '07 JOHN VANCE HEXVITT, '05 Fraires in Faculfafe CLARK VV. HETHERINGTON VVILLIAM L. XVESTERMANN EDNVARD XV. HINTON MILTON R. CONLEY ALLAN S. NEILSON CHARLES O. GIESE Fralres in Urbe - SANFORD FRANCIS CONLEY JAMES L. STEPHENS, JR. CLINTON BANKS SEBASTIAN ADOLPHUS SPENCE JOHNSON DANIEL DURSEY MOSS JAMES HUGH MOSS XVILLIAM T. CONLEY XVILLIAM BLEDSOE BURRUSS HARRY HONVARD BROADHEAD FRANK XVINCHESTER DEARING DUDLEY STEELE CONLEY JAMES PATTERSON MCBAINE EDXVIN SIDNEY STEPHENS I I-PO 2-ef' PIII DELTA THETA-Continued Founded at Miami University, December 26, 1848. 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ALLEN GAIL POOR In U1-be EMILY GUITAR MARY M. FISHER MISS FRANCES DOUGLASS MARION BURRUSS MISS CLARA HICKMAN BESSIE MCCONATHY MRS. FRED BROXVN MARIE FLEMING MRS. S. F. CONLEY ELLA BUSCIAI MRS, N. T. GENTRY IDA HOXVARD MRS. R. M. GUTHRIE MADIELINE BRANHAM MRS. R. M. BIRD EDITH DEBOLT MRS. COURTNEY Pledges ADliI.Ii FLEMING MARY ROBNETT MRS. XVALTER MCNAB MILLER r2..W, il.. .lin E... ..., . x fa. X I I V iw I - W, 1 . MIALDRED DURETTE LEVVIS MARGARET MURTA R LEOTA LILLIAN DOCKERY ALICE EWING JOHNSTON CLARA SHELTO Z,, I S , UTH FITZGERALD ROSE BURNS LOUISE MCCARTHY MARY SHORE WALKER N LAURA KLEIN CORNELIA MARTHA ELLISON I 144 '15 A f-'.f' ff M-.4 , LAURA TAYLOR MCGOVVAN FIFILLE VVILLIS FLORENCE ROBINSON BERENICE VANCE EDITH STONER ELIZABETH ROBINSON MAUDE BARNES HALLY MORRISON PRENTIS MADUE ROBERTSON MAMIE CLAIRE XVALKER LULA BELLE XVOOLDRIDGE KAPPA KAPPA GAIIIDIA-Cofrzitifzfzlied ACTIVE CHAPTERS Phi-Boston University, 1882 Beta Psi- Beta Beta Beta Epsilon-Barnard College, 1891 Cornell, 1883 Tau-Syracuse University, 1883 Alpha-University of Pennsylvania, Iota-Swarthmore College, 1 893 Gamma Rho-Allegheny College, 1888 Lambda-Buchtel College, 1877 Beta Beta Gamma-Vxfooster University, 1876 Nu-Ohio State University, 1888 Beta Delta-University of Michigan, 1890 Xi-Adrian College, 1882 Kappa-Hillsdale College, 1881 Delta-Indiana State University, 1872 Iota-De Pauw University, 1875 Mu-Butler College, 1878 Eta-University of VVisconsin, 1875 Beta Lambda-University of Illinois, 1899 Upsilon-Northwestern University, 1882 Epsilon-Illinois VVesleyan University, 1873 Chi-University of Minnesota, 1880 Beta Zeta-Iowa State University, 1882 Theta-University of Missouri, 1875 Sigma-University of Nebraska, 1884 Omega-Kansas State University, 1883 Beta Mu-Colorado State University, 1901 Beta Xi-Texas State University, 1902 Pi-University of California, I88O ISQO Beta Eta-Leland Stanford University, 1892 A L UMNA E CHA PTERS Boston, lXfIassachusetts New York, New York Svracuse, New York Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Pittsburg, Pennsylvania Columbus, Ohio Cleveland, Ohio Akron, Ohio VVooster, Ohio Adrian, hdichigan Detroit, Niichigan Bloomington, Indiana Indianapolis, Indiana Greencastle, Indiana Bloomington, Illinois Chicago, Illinois Madison, VVisconsin St. Louis, Missouri Minneapolis, Minnesota Lincoln, Nebraska Lawrence, Kansas Kansas City, Missouri Denver, Colorado Beta Iota, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Pi, San Francisco, California T4 I4 SIGIIIA ALPHA EPSILON Founded March 9, 1856 Colon: ROYAL PURPLE AND OLD GOLD Flo-wer: VIOLET .ff .5 MISSOURI ALPHA CHAPTER Established June II, 1883 Incorporated, 1892 Q25 ARCHIBALD ALLEN, '05 ESTILL DONAN HOLLAND, '07 ELBERT OTTO BRACK, '05 RICHARD KING, JR., '07 GOTLIEB STERLING BRACK, '05 VVILLIAM PIERRE NELSON, '07 JAMES ROBERT CLAIBORNE, JR., '06 LEE ELMO PHILBROOK, '04, PHILIP CLEGG, '04 MORTON MCNUTT PRENTIS, '06 RICHARD GENTRY ESTILL, '06 OSCAR ARNOLD SCHILLING, '07 ABIEL LEONARD GUITAR, '05 HIRAM LE ROI SEA, '05 DELMER KENNETH HALL, '05 YVILLIAM EDXVARD SUDDATH, '05 VVILLIAM SLOAN HOGSETT, '04 GEORGE JOHNSON VVALKER, '04 .3 Frafrfr in Favlllfafe C URTI S FLETCHER MARB UT J .F7'!l1'l'6S in Urbe REVEREND YV. XV. ELXVANG HENNING YVEBB PRENTIS, JR. SAMUEL G. BANKS JAMES ROBINSON LIPSCOMB I4 I-I-8 S I GZVI A ALPHA EPS I LON -Continued ROLL OF ACTIVE CHAPTERS Adrian College, Adrian, Michigan I Alabama Polytechnic Institute, Auburn, Alabama l Southwestern Presbyterian University, Clarksville, Ten tzessee Allegheny College, Meadville, Pennsylvania St. Stephen's College, Annandale-on-Hudson, New York Bethel College, Russellville, Kentucky l Tulane University, New Orleans, Louisiana Boston University, Boston, Massachusetts l Vanderbilt University, Nashville, Tennessee Bucknell UUIVCFSIYY, Lewlsbufg, Pennsylvania N XVashington and Lee University, Lexington, Virginia Central University, Danville, Kentucky l VVashington Universitv, St. Louis, Missouri Colorado School of Mines, Golden, Colorado i Columbia University, New York, New York , IVoffordi College, Spartanburg, South Carolina VVorcester Polytechnic Institute, XVorcester, Massachusetts Cornell University, Ithaca, New York l University Alabama, University, Alabama Cumberland University, Lebanon, Tennessee l University Arkansas, Fayetteville, Arkansas Davidson College, Davidson, North Carolina , University California, Berkeley, California Denver University, Denver, Colorado ' University Chicago, Chicago, Illinois Dickinson College, Carlisle, Pennsylvania University Cincinnati, Cincinnati, Ohio Emory College, Oxford, Georgia University Colorado, Boulder, Colorado Franklin College, Franklin, Indiana University Georgia, Athens, Georgia Georgia School of Technology, Atlanta, Georgia ' , University Illinois, Champaign, Illinois Gettysburg College, Gettysburg, Pennsylvania University Maine, Orono, Maine Harvard University, Cambridge, Massachusetts University hflichigan, Ann Arbor, Michigan Kentucky State College, Lexington, Kentucky University Minnesota, Minneapolis, Minnesota Leland Stanford Jr. University, Palo Alto, California University Mississippi, University, Mississippi Louisiana State University, Baton Rouge, Louisiana University Missouri, Columbia, Missouri Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Boston, Massachu- I University Nebraska, Lincoln, Nebraska setts, University North Carolina, Chapel Hill, North Caro Mercer University, Macon, Georgia I lina Blount Union College, Alliance, Ohio l University Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois University the South, Sewanee, Tennessee Ohio State University, Columbus, Ohio University Tennessee, Knoxville, Tennessee Ohio Wesleyan University, Delaware, Ohio l University Texas, Austin, Texas Pennsylvania State College, State College, Pennsylvania , University Virginia, Charlottesville, Virginia Purdue University, VVest Lafayette, Indiana University Kansas, Lawrence, Kansas Southern University, Greensboro, Alabama N University Wlisconsin, Madison, VVisconsin Southwestern Baptist University, jackson, Tennessee Adrian, Michigan Cincinnati, Ohio Knoxville, Tennessee Pittsburg, Pennsylvania Alliance, Ohio Cleveland, Ohio Little Rock, Arkansas San Francisco, California Roll Americus, Georgia Dayton, Ohio Los Angeles, California Savannah, Georgia of Atlanta, Georgia Denver, Colorado Macon, Georgia i St. Louis, Missouri Alumni Augusta, Georgia Detroit, Michigan Madison, XfV1scons1n Talladega, Alabama Birmingham, Alabama Florence, Alabama Memphis, Tennessee hXY2lSl1lI1glIOl'l, D. C. Chapters Boston, lylassachusetts Indianapolis, Indiana New Orleans, Louisiana I.Vashington, Georgia Chattanooga, Tennessee jackson, Mississippi Chicago, Illinois New York, New York Kansas City, Missouri Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Vililmington, North Carolina VVorcester, Massachusetts ISO SIGMA NU Founded in 1869 at Virginia Military Institute .99 Colors: GOLD, BLACK AND VVHITE Flofwer: XVHITE Rosa J' 1-25 RHO CHAPTER Instituted Janua ry, I 886 Q25 Chapter Roll ROBERT BEVERLY PRICE, JR., '04, MARTIN VAN BUREN VAN DE MARK, '05 GUY O'REAR MACFARLANE, '05 JOHN HELM DAVIDSON, '07 ABNER CASSIDY BIRNEY, '05 FRANK LARUE BABCOCK, '06 HARRY COLE KENDALL, '04 VVILLIAM XVALLACE FRY, JR., '07 HENRY ALLISON COLLIER, '05 CHARLES ALBERT TAPPER, '06 YVILLIAIVI HENRY LAND, '06 JAMES CLEVELAND FOULDS, '06 DANIEL DULANY NIAHAN, '06 OTTO KENT MEGEE, '07 JAMES FRANK LONG, '06 FRED XVILLIAM INIARTIN, '06 DANIEL XVATSON COSGROVE, '05 In Urbe DR. E. C. GUTHRIE ROBERT B. HARSHEI FRANK U. HARRIS HARVEY D. MURRY JICRRI2 H. MURRY XVILLIAM NV. GARTH, JR. IVRIEIJERICK XV. NIIEDERINIIZYER ISI 152 tl' SIGMA NU -Continued Beta-University of Virginia Lambda-VVashington and Lee Theta-University of Alabama Beta Theta-Alabama Polytechnic Institute Iota-Howard College Sigma-Vanderbilt University Rho--University of Missouri Beta Xi-William Jewell College Gamma Eta-Colorado School of Mines Beta Sigma-University of Vermont Gamma Epsilon-Lafayette College Eta-Mercer University Gamma Alpha-Georgia School of Technology Beta Beta-De Pauw University Beta Eta-University of Indiana Beta Nu-Ohio State University Gamma Beta-Northwestern University Delta Theta-Lombard University Beta Psi-University of California Gamma Zeta-University of Oregon Gamma Mu-University of Illinois Gamma Kappa-University of Colorado ROLL OF CHAPTERS 1 Epsilon-Bethany College Phi--Louisiana State University Upsilon-University of 'Texas Omicron-Bethel College Gamma Iota-State College of Kentucky Beta Mu-University of Iowa Nu-University of Kansas Pi-Lehigh University Gamma Delta-Stephens Institute of Technology Mu-University of Georgia Xi-Emory College Kappa-North Georgia Agricultural College Beta Zeta-Purdue University Beta Upsilon-Rose Polytechnic Institute Beta Iota-Mt. Union College Gamma Gamma-Albion College Beta Chi-Leland Stanford, jr. University Gamma Chi-University of Washington Gamma Theta-Cornell University Gamma Gamma Gamma Gamma Psi-University of North Carolina New York, New York Chicago, Illinois Cincinnati, Ohio St. joseph, Missouri Richmond, Kentucky Denver, Colorado Carthage, Missouri Boston, Massachusetts J' A lzmmi Clzflpffws Birmingham, Alabama Nashville, Tennessee Shelbyville, Kentucky Dallas, Texas Kansas City, Missouri Louisyille, Kentucky New Orleans, Louisiana San Francisco, California Nu-University of Michigan Lambda-University of VVisconsin Xi-Rolla School of Mines Omicron-VVashingt0n University Columbus, Ohio Indianapolis, Indiana St. Louis, Missouri VVashington, D. C. Seattle, VVashington Cleveland, Ohio Charlotte, North Carolina Atlanta, Georgia a I BETA THETA PI. Founded in 1839 4 of .av ZETA PHI CHAPTER Colors: PINK AND BLUE Flofwfr: AMERICAN BEAUTY Rosa Chapier Roll ROY M. JOHNSTON, '05, Ft. Smith, Ark. S. A. DEXV, '06, Kansas City, Mo. FRED E. STORM, '04, Maryville, Mo. S. M. FRANK, '05, St. Louis, Mo. EB YVASHER, '05, Kansas City, IVIo. TED A. TERRELL, '06, Macon, lVIo. PERCY 'W. BONFOEY, '05, Unionville, Mo. LEE M. GENTRY, '05, Sedalia, Mo. LAURANCE P. BONFOEY, '05, Unionville, Mo. BENJ. H. MULLINS, '06, Linneus, Mo. R. J. GENTRY, '05, Sedalia, Mo. BEN B. JOHNSTON, ,07, Ft. Smith, Ark. ROBERT A. KITCHEN, '06, St. Louis, Mo. RALPH H. JENKINS, ,O7, Sedalia Mo. ALFRED BASYE, ,O7, Kansas City, Mo. ROBERT XVILLIAMS, '06, XVl1ytl1eville, Va. THOMAS GROVER ORR, '07, Carrollton, lVIo. A. XV. TERRILL, '07, Columbia, Mo. In Faculfaie PROF. I.. M. DEFOE, Mathematics FREDERICK H. SEARES, Chair of Astronomy PROF. J. C. JONES, Chair of Latin DR. A. XV. MCALESTER, Dean of Medical School PROF. NV. G. MANLY, Chair of Greek PROF. B. F. HOFFMAN, Chair of Germanic Languages PROF. CEO. LEFEVRE, Chair of Biology CIIAS. C. DUBOIS, A. IVI., Fellow in Histology DR. YVUODSUN IWOSS, Chair of Anatomy - In Urbe Cl. B. ROLLINS I. O. HOCKADAY, JR. XV. R. NIFONG KVM. G. BARRETT ICD. T. ROLLINS R. B. PRICE, SR. N. H. HICKMAN ROBERT ALLEN C. li. ROLLINS JOHN M. IIUBBELL E. L. MITCHELL EDXVIN IV. STEPHENS CLARKSON ROLLINS F. D. HUBBELL C. E. HICKOK E. C. CLINKSCALES Il. B. ROLLINS BERRY MCALESTER KIRK FYFER J. L. DOUGLASS I. O. IIOCKADAY, SR. A. XV. MCALESTER, JR. DR. J. M. FISHER ff ,, 1 'fm ' ,.1'N I ,V Y A Q X , I , if 33 ' WM ' ' gig W ' f ff, . ff f .. f L 5, a, 'f 'f ' TZSQ' " V X , 'J 9 Af, ,f X QM. fi? A ,wa 1 , I I BETA THETA PI-Continued DIRECTORY Brown Uiappaj Boston fUpsilonD Maine CBeta Etaj Amherst lBeta Iotal Dartmouth fAlpha Omegaj VVesleyan CMu Epsilonj Yale CPhi Chij Bowdoin CBeta Sigmaj Rutgers fBeta Gammaj Cornell QBeta Deltaj Stevens QSigmaJ St. Lawrence fBeta Zetaj Colgate CBeta Thetaj Union CNuj Columbia QAlpha Alphaj Syracuse fBeta Epsilonj VVashington and Jefferson QGammaD Dickinson CAlpha Sigmal Johns-Hopkins lAlpha Chij Pennsylvania QPhij Hampden-Sidney fZetaD North Carolina Virginia QOmicronJ Davidson CPhi Alphal Central Clipsilonj Vanderbilt CBeta Alphaj Texas CBeta Omegaj Miami CAlphaj Cincinnati CB:-:ta Nui VVestern Reserve CBetaJ Ohio fBeta Kappaj Ohio VVesleyan Bethany CPsij VVittenberg fAlpha Gammaj Denison CAlpha Etal Wooster QAlpha Alphaj Kenyon QBeta Alphaj Ohio State CTheta Deltaj VVest Virginia CBeta Psij De Pauw CDeltal Pennsylvania State College CAlpha Upsilonj Indiana CPU Lehigh QBeta chip VVabash QTaul CEta Betaj Hanover flotaj Purdue fBeta Muj Michigan CLambdaJ Knox fAlpha Sigmaj Beloit CChij Iowa CAlpha Betal Chicago fAlpha Pij Iowa YVesleyan fAlpha Epsilonl QThetal Wisconsin QAlpha Pij Northwestern CPU Minnesota CBeta Pij Illinois CSigma Pij VVestminster fAlpha Deltaj Washington CAlpha Iotaj Kansas fAlpha Nuj Denver CAlpha Zetal Nebraska fAlpha Tauj Missouri CZeta Phij Colorado CBeta Tanj California fOmegal Stanford CAlpha Sigmaj VVashington State fBeta Omegaj Aiken, South Carolina Akron, Ohio Asheville, North Carolina Austin, Texas Baltimore, Maryland Boston, Massachusetts Buffalo, New York Cambridge, Massachusetts Charleston, VVest Virginia Chicago, Illinois Cincinnati, Ohio Cleveland, Ohio Columbus, Ohio zllumni Dallas, Texas Dayton, Ohio Denver, Colorado Des Moines, Iowa Detroit, Michigan Galesburg, Illinois Hamilton, Ohio Hartford, Connecticut Indianapolis, Indiana Kansas City, Missouri Los Angeles, California Louisville, Kentucky Memphis, Tennessee Chapters Miami County, Ohio Milwaukee, Wisconsin Minneapolis, Minnesota Nashville, Tennessee New Haven, Connecticut New York, New York Omaha, Nebraska Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Pittsburg, Pennsylvania Portland, Maine Providence, Rhode Island Richmond, Virginia St. Louis, Missouri San Antonio, Texas San Francisco, California Schenectady, New York Seattle, Washington Sioux City, Iowa Springfield, Ohio Syracuse, New York Terre Haute, Indiana Toledo, Ohio Waco, Texas Washington, D. C. Wheeling, VVest Virginia Zanesville, Ohio I KA PPA ALPHA Founded at VVashington and Lee University, Lexington, Virginia, in 1865 158 Active and Alumni Chapters, 78 Colors: OLD GOLD AND CRIMSON Flofwerr: MAGNDLTA AND RED Ross ALPHA KAPPA CHAPTER Installed September, 1891 Ulzrlpfer Roll , ACADEMIC DEP.-XRTM ENT GENE IRVIN SMITH, '05, Nionticello, Kansas ROBERT ERSKINE TAYLOR, '07, Miami, Missouri JOHN HUMPHREY BAGBY, '07, Armstrong, Nlissouri CHARLES FISHER YVALKER, '07, Armstrong, Missouri IVALDO P. JOHNSON, '07, Osceola, Missouri FRED A. LAIN, '07, Slater, Missouri L.-XXV DEPA RTM E NT THOMAS KENT CATRON, '05, Kansas City, Missouri JAMES D. REID, '05, Slater, Missouri VICTOR TUCKER JOHNSON, '05, Centralia, Missouri CHARLES J. MURRAY, '06, Jefferson City, lNIiss0uri URBAN MCCAULEY SXVINFORD, '06, Cyntliiana, Ky. ENGINEERING DEPARTMENT LYNN XVALLACE SMITH, '06, New Franklin, Missouri FRED RUBEN JACOBY, '06, O'Fallon, Missouri JAMES LOUIS VANDIVER, '06, Columbia, Missouri CHARLES FREDERICK LACK, '05, Mobile, Alabama MEDICAL DEPARTMENT JOHN IVIAX RIGGS, '06, XVincliester, Illinois AGRICULTURAL DEPARTMENT LEE AKER IVOODS, '06, Smithville, Missouri PIIYIICI' in Fat-ultate BENJAMIN MINGE DUGGAR I"ruIrr'.s' in Urbe ISICRKLEY ESTES BEVERLY PRICE HAGGARD XVILLIAM ROBERT MAXXVEIL , ,pf , f ,,,w, ,, I6O JI L K A PPA A LPIIA-Contifnued A CTIVE CHAPTERS Alpha-Washington and Lee University, Lexington, Vir- gmia Gamma-University of Georgia, Athens, Georgia Delta-Wofford College, Spartanburg, South Carolina Epsilon-Emory College, Oxford, Georgia Zeta-Randolph-Macon College, Ashland, Virginia Eta--Richmond College, Richmond, Virginia Theta-Kentucky State College, Lexington, Kentucky Kappa-Mercer University, Macon, Georgia Lambda-University of Virginia, Charlottesville, Virginia Nu--Alabama Polytechnic Institute, Auburn, Alabama Xi-Southwestern University, Georgetown, Texas Omicron-University of Texas, Austin, Texas Pi-University of Tennessee, Knoxville, Tennessee Sigma-Davidson College, Davidson, North Carolina Upsilon-University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill, North Carolina Phi-Southern University, Greensboro, Alabama Chi-Vanderbilt University, Nashville, Tennessee Psi-Tulane University, New Orleans, Louisiana Omega-Central University of Kentucky, Danville, Ken- tucky Alpha Alpha-University of the South, Sewanee, Tennes- see Alpha Beta-University of Alabama, University, Alabama Alpha Gamma-University of Louisiana, Baton Rouge, Louisiana Alpha Epsilon-S. W. Presbyterian University, Clarks- ville, Tennessee Alpha Delta-William Jewell College, Liberty, Missouri ,Alpha Eta-Westminster College, Fulton, Missouri Alpha Zeta--VVilliam and Mary College, XVilliamsburg, Virginia Alpha Theta--Kentucky University, Lexington, Kentucky Alpha Iota-Centenary College, jackson, Louisiana Alpha Kappa-University of Missouri, Columbia, Missouri Alpha Lambda-johns-Hopkins University, Baltimore, Nlaryland Alpha hflu-Millsaps College, jackson, Nlississippi Alpha Nu-Columbian University, VVashington, D. C. Alpha Xi-University of California, Berkeley, California Alpha Pi-Leland Stanford jr. University, Palo Alto, Cal- ifornia Alpha Rho-University of VVest Virginia, Morgantown, VVest Virginia Alpha Sigma--Georgia School of Technology, Atlanta, Georgia Alpha Tau-Hampden-Sidney College, Hampden-Sidney, Virginia Alpha Upsilon-University of Mississippi, University, Mississippi Alpha Phi-Trinity College, Durham, North Carolina Alphi Chi-Kentucky VVesleyan University, VVinchester, Kentucky Alpha Psi-Florida State College, Tallahassee, Florida Alpha Omega-North Carolina Agricultural and lvlechan- ical College, Raleigh, North Carolina Beta Alpha--lWissouri School of Mines, Rolla, Missouri Beta Beta-Bethany College, Bethany, VVest Virginia Beta Gamma-College of Charleston, Charleston, South Carolina Beta Delta-Georgetown College, Georgetown, Kentucky Norfolk, Virginia Alexandria, Louisiana Staunton, Virginia Dallas, Texas Richmond, Virginia Jackson, hlississippi Jacksonville, Florida Franklin, Louisiana New York, New York Atlanta, Georgia Shreveport, Louisiana Kansas City, Missouri Alumni Raleigh, North Carolina Chattanooga, Tennessee Centerville, Mississippi. San Francisco, California Macon, Georgia lllontgomery, Alabama Hattiesburg, lvlississippi Baltimore, Maryland Chapters Lexington, Kentucky Augusta, Georgia Mobile, Alabama Little Rock, Arkansas Petersburg, Virginia Hampton, Newport Talladega, Alabama Anniston, Alabama Saint Louis, Missouri News, Virginia Jonesboro, Arkansas Nashville, Tennessee Selma, Alabama State Missouri State Association Alabama State Association Kentucky State Association A5-,gggiatigng Georgia State Association North Carolina State Association Louisiana State Association 161 162 SIGMA CHI Founded 1855, at Miami University, Oxford, Ohio Colors: BLUE AND GOLD Flofwer: VVHITE ROSE J JF ' XI XI CIIAPTER Chartered 1896 JF .flvfivv fllembers HAROLD CLARK THURMAN, '04 HARRY EDXVARD BAGBY, '06 ERNEST ABNER GREEN, '05 EDXVARD SCARRITT NORTH, '05 GEORGE FOREST ALEXANDER, '05 CHARLES MURRAY TXVELVES, '06 LESLIE VVALKER HUIVIE, '05 BURGESS FRANK LHAMON, '05 EDVVARD ALLAN SETZLER, '04 EARL FONTAINE NELSON, '04 FRANK XVRIGHT LIEPSNER, '05 CHARLES REED COOK, '07 JOHN NORTH EDY, '05 JAIWES HENRY PATTON, JR., '07 THOMAS DUPUY VVOODSON, '05 DANIEL IVICGEE BAILEY, '07 RALPH SCOTT HAINIILTON, '05 JAINIES FEURT IWEADE, '06 CHARLES GRIFFITH ROSS, '05 LOXVELL RUSSELL PATTON, '07 NIACHIR JANUARY DORSEY, '05 HENRY CALVIN SNIITH, '07 RALPH EDXVARD OARTSIDE, '07 Q25 l"r11frv.s' in l"ar'11lfa1e RICHARD HENRY JESSE JOHN FREDERICK MCLEAN 1"l'!1ICI' in Urbc ANDREXV JACKSON BASS 163 164 SIGMA CH I -C ontinued ACTIVE CHAPTERS Alpha-lvliami University Alpha Nu-University of Texas Beta-University of Wooster Alpha Xi-University of Kansas Gamma-Ohio VVesleyan University Alpha Omicron-Tulane University Epsilon-Columbian University Alpha Pi-Albion College Zeta-VVashington and Lee University Alpha Rho-Lehigh University Eta-Ur1ivC1'Sity Of MiSsiSSippi Alpha Sigma-University of Minnesota Theta--Pennsylvania College Kappa-Bucknell University Alpha Alpha Upsilon-University of Southern California Phi-Cornell University Lambda--Indiana. University Alpha Chi-Pennsylvania State College Mu-Denison University Alpha Psi-Vanderbilt University Xi--De Pauw University Omicron-Dickinson College Rho-Butler College Phi-Lafayette College Chi-Hanover College Psi-University of Virginia Omega-Northwestern University Alpha Alpha--Hobart College Alpha Beta-University of California Alpha Gamma-Ohio State University Alpha Epsilon-University of Nebraska Alpha Zeta-Beloit College Alpha Eta-University of Iowa Alpha Theta-Massachusetts Institute of Technology Alpha Omega-Leland Stanford Jr. University Delta Delta-Purdue University Zeta Zeta-Central University Zeta Psi-University of Cincinnati Eta Eta-Dartmouth College Theta Theta--University of hflichigan Kappa Kappa-University of Illinois Lambda Lambda-Kentucky State College Mu lXIu--NVest Virginia University Nu Nu-Columbia University Xi Xi-University of hlissouri Omicron Omicron-University of Chicago Rho Rho-University of Nlaine Tau Tau-YVashington University Upsilon Upsilon-University of YVashington Alpha Iota-Illinois WVesleyan University Phi Phi-University of Pennsylvania Alpha Lambda-University of VVisconsin ,fllumni Chapters Boston Indianapolis New York St. Paul Baltimore Kansas City Omaha Minneapolis Chicago Los Angeles Peoria San Francisco Cincinnati Milwaukee Philadelphia Springfield QIll.l Columbus Nashville Pittsburg VVashington Denver New Orleans St. Louis Detroit Alumni Associations Detroit VVestern New York State of VVashington I I KAPPA SIGDIA Founded at University of Virginia, 1867. fa' Flofu-fr: LILY OF THE VALLEY Colors: SCARLET, XVI-IITE AND EMERALD GREEN JJ' BE T11 GAJIZIIA CHAPTER Established April 8, 1898 CLIFTON LANGSDALE, '04, Kansas City, Mo. VVILL JOHN CARRINGTON, '04, Jefferson City, Mo. ROSCOE FLORENCE ANDERSON, '05, La Belle, Mo. HENRY GARRETT BEDINGER, '05, Anchorage, Ky. CHARLES NORRIS HARTVVELL, '05, Teng Chow China CHARLES EMORY ROBERTSON, '05, Buffalo, N. Y. XVILLIAM ALLAN SCHOOLER, '05, Cartluae, Mo. JAMES EDXVARD NUGENT, '05, Paris, Mo. LAXVRENCE HYSKELL HEDRICK, '05, Edgemont, S. D HARRY CUNNINGHAM VVOOD, '05, New London, Mo. JOHN VIRGIL GOODSON, '06, New Cambria, Mo. ,al HORACE CHESTER ARDINGER, '06, Lexington, Mo. RAYMOND ELMORE SPARKS, '06, Kansas City, Mo. BURR HOVVEY OZMENT, '06, Carthage, Mo. CHARLES THEODORE STEVVART, '06, Monroe, La. GEORGE RONVE NVHITMORE,'06, VVebster Groves, Mo. JOHN MARION LANGSDALE, JR., '07, Kansas City, Mo. GEORGE HUBERT BATES, '07, Lexington, Mo. MAURICE HICKLIN, '07, Lexington, Mo. FLOYD JOHNSON XVILSON, '07, La Belle, Mo. THOMAS FRANKLIN MONTGOMERY, '07, Bolckow, Mo. Fra fc' 1' in 1"1zc'1llIaif' ARTHUR M. GREENE, JR. Q25 P'l'llIl'l'S in lirlm CHARLES MIINROE STRONG ROY LEE BUNCH -M5111 I I KAPPA S I GM A-Continued ACTIVE CHAPTERS, 65, ALUMNI, DISTRICT I 'Alpha Mu-University of North Carolina Psi-Universitv of Maine IB-eta Upsilon-North Carolina State Col- Alpha Rho-Bowdoin College Alpha Lambda-University of Vermont Beta Alpha-Brown University Beta Kappa-New Hampshire State College DISTRICT II Alpha Alpha-University of Maryland Pi-Swathmore College Alpha Delta-Pennsylvania State College .Alpha Eta-Columbian University Alpha Epsilon-University of Pennsyl- vania Alpha Kappa-Cornell University Alpha Phi-Bucknell University Beta Delta-Vilashington and jefferson College Beta Iota-Lehigh University Beta Pi-Dickinson College DISTRICT III Delta-Davidson College Upsilon-Hampden-Sidney College Zeta--University of Virginia Eta-Randolph-Macon College Nu-'VVilliam and Mary College Beta Beta-Richmond College Eta Prime-Trinity College l lege DIs'rRIc'r IV Beta-University of .Alabama Alpha Beta-Mercer University Alpha Nu-VVofIord College Alpha Tau-Georgia School of Technol- 0gY Beta Eta-Alabama Polytechnic Institute Beta Lambda-University of Georgia DISTRICT V Theta-Cumberland University Kappa-Vanderbilt University Lambda-University of Tennessee Phi-Southwestern Presbyterian Univer- sity Umega-University of the South Alpha Theta-Southwestern Baptist Uni- versity Beta Nu-Kentucky State College DISTRICT VI Alpha Upsilon-Millsaps College Gamma-Louisiana State University Epsilon-Centenary College Iota-Southwestern University Sigma-Tulane University Tau-University of Texas 24 DIsTR1cT VII Xi-University of Arkansas Alpha Psi-University of Nebraska Alpha Omega-VVilliam Jewell Col- lege Beta Beta Gamma-University of Missouri Omicron-University of Denver Beta Sigma-VVashington University Beta Tau-Baker University Beta Chi-Missouri School of Mines DISTRICT VIII Chi-Purdue University Alpha Gamma-University of Illinois Alpha Zeta-University of Michigan Beta Theta-University of Indiana Alpha Pi-VVabash College Alpl ia Sigma-Ohio State University Alpha Chi-Lake Forest University Beta Beta Beta Beta Epsilon-University of VVisconsin Mu-University of Minnesota Rho-University of Iowa Phi-Case School of Applied Sci- CIICCS DISTRICT IX Beta Zeta-Leland Stanford University Beta Xi-University of California Beta Psi-University of VVashington Saint Louis, Missouri Indianapolis, Indiana Atlanta, Georgia Yazoo City, Mississippi Norfolk, Virginia YVashington, D. C. Waco, Texas Danville, Virginia Boston, Massachusetts Louisville, Kentucky Concord, North Carolina New York City New Orleans, Louisiana Alumni Chapters Kansas City, Missotiri Pine Bluff, Arkansas Merxipliis, Tennessee Rusten, Louisiana Chihuahua, Mexico Chicago, Illinois Pittsburg, Pennsylvania Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Buffalo, New York San Francisco, California I 170 PI BETA PHI Founded at Monmouth College, April 28, 1867 Flower: CARNATION Colon: WINE AND BLUE 699,29 MISSOURI ALPHA Established May, 1899 Chapter Roll EDITH LUCILE DUNGAN, '06, GUSSIE MAY TERRELL, '05 EULA M0CUNE, '06 ANNA KATHERINE LASH, '06 MARY MADALENE SMITH, '06 EDITH LOGAN SNYDER, '06 BESS BROXVN BOND, '03 VIRGINIA LEE LIPSCOMB, '06 FLORENCE LOUISE DORSEY, ,O7 MAUDE CANNELL QUAYLE, '06 ETHEL ROBNETT, '06 EMMA BOUCHELLE, ,O7 EUNICE VIRGINIA LINK, '06 ELSIE WADELL, '07 ROSSAMOND RUSSELL, '07 LILY SUE HOSTETTER, ,O7 In Urbe Plf'1Iges IESTELLE ANDERSON FLORENCE CRAY SUE MARIE STONE MARY GRAY SUSAN SHELBY TAYLOR RUTH MOSS MRS. WALTER S. WILLIAMS NELLE HALL MRS. JOHN E. SYKES OLIVE ROLAND In Facultafe GRACE SARA VVILLIAIVIS JUANITA ELKINS A m!m , MARY MADALENE SMITH MAUDE CANNELL QUAYLE ETHEL ROBNETT ROSSAMOND RUSSELL EULA MCCUNE EDITH LUCILE DUNGAN FLORENCE LOUISE DORSEY EDITH LOGAN SNYDER LILY SUE HOSTETTER GUSSIE MAY TERRELL EMMA BOUCHELLE VIRGINIA LEE LIPSCOMB ANNA KATHERINE LASH ELSIE WADELL 171 I PI BETA PHI-Continued 11 CTIVE CIIAPTERS Vermont Alpha-Middlebury College Indiana Beta-University of Indiana Vermont Beta-University of Vermont Indiana Gamma-University of Indianapolis Columbia Alpha-Columbian University Michigan Alpha-Hillsdale College Pennsylvania Alpha-Swarthmore College Michigan Beta-University of Michigan Pennsylvania Beta-Bucknell University Iowa Alpha-Iowa VVeslevan University Pennsylvania Gamma-Dickinson College Iowa Beta-Simpson College Ohio Alpha-Ohio University Iowa Zeta-Iowa State University Ohio Beta-Ohio State University XVisconsin Alpha-University of VVisconsin New York Alpha-Syracuse University Missouri Alpha-University of Missouri Nlassachusetts Alpha-Boston University Louisiana Alpha-Tulane University Maryland Alpha-VVoman's College of Baltimore Kansas Alpha-Kansas University Illinois Beta-Lombard College Nebraska Beta-University of Nebraska Illinois Delta-Knox College Texas Alpha-Texas University Illinois Epsilon-Northwestern University Colorado Alpha-University of Colorado Illinois Zeta-Illinois University Colorado Beta-Denver University Indiana Alpha-Franklin College California Beta-University of California 65 Q25 fl lumna e C11 apters Alpha, New York Beta, Pennsylvania Gamma, lvlaryland Delta, Ohio Epsilon, Chicago Eta, Chicago Zeta, Indiana Theta, Illinois Kappa, Kansas Iota, Iowa Lambda, Colorado Mu, California s I PHI GAMMA DELTA Founded in 1848 at Jeiferson College, Cannonsburg, I 7.1. Pennsylvania Color: ROYAL PURPLE jj Flo:-wer: HELIOTROPE CHI MU CHAPTER Established at the University of Nlissouri, 1899. Q35 Clmpier Roll AUSTIN H. XVELCH, '04 XVALTER S. DUCKER, '06 ERNEST H. FAVOR, '02 ROBERT L. BALDVVIN, '06 NVILLIAIVI H. NIARTIN, '05 DAN GISH STINE, '07 YVILLIANI H. FLOYD Ill, '05 JAMES A. PARKS, '06 RAYIVIOND L. CARGILL, '05 HARRY A. GLENN, '07 BEN DREVV KIMPEL, '06 JOHN M. ANDERSON, '06 THOINIAS K. SNTITH, '04 ARTHUR C. DUNCAN XVILLIAINT lWCN. ILGENFRITZ, '06 CHARLES M. CLIFTON, '05 YVILBUR E. HOAG LQEROY GODSEY, '06 HOXVARD XVELCH, '05 C. VVILLIAM LEAPHART, '05 HARRY E. KILMER, '05 . .25 ,a Fratres in Farulfnic ERNEST H. FAVOR ARTHUR C. DUNCAN .25 Frater in Urbe IRA T. G. STONE I f 1 fiff , wgcg,,',- ' 5551114 7 , X 5 ,g, , , " :M x , . :,5,1, , 5""? ""' 1' ' 1 E a'1f4777m"' 2 ZX" 'Z I I JM-v PHI GA DIIUA DELTA -C o ntinfufed ROLL Ol" ACTIVE CHAPTERS University of Maine, Orono, Maine Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Boston, Massa- chusetts Worcester Polytechnic Institute, Worcester, Massachusetts Brown University, Providence, Rhode Island Dartmouth College, Hanover, New Hampshire Amherst College, Amherst, Massachusetts Trinity College, Hartford, Connecticut Yale University, New Haven, Connecticut College of the City of New York, New York City Columbia University, New York City University of New York, New York City Colgate University, Hamilton, New York Cornell University, Ithaca, New York Union College, Schenectady, New York Syracuse University, Syracuse, New York University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Lafayette College, Easton, Pennsylvania Lehigh University, Bethlehem, Pennsylvania Johns-Hopkins University, Baltimore, Maryland Bucknell University, Lewisburg, Pennsylvania Gettysburg College, Gettysburg, Pennsylvania Pennsylvania State College, State College, Pennsylvania University of Virginia, Charlottesville, Virginia Roanoke College, Salem, Virginia Hampden-Sidney, Hampden-Sidney, Virginia Wasliington and Lee University, Lexington, Virginia Richmond College, Richmond, Virginia VVashington and Jefferson College, VVashington, Pennsyl- Allegheny College, Meadville, Pennsylvania Wooster University, VVooster, Ohio Adelbe1't College, Cleveland, Ohio Denison University, Granville, Ohio VVittenberg University, Springfield, Ohio Ohio State University, Columbus, Ohio Ohio VVesleyan University, Delaware, Ohio . Indiana University, Bloomington, Indiana DePauw University, Greencastle, Indiana VVahash College, Crawfordsville, Indiana Hanover College, Hanover, Indiana Purdue University, Lafayette, Indiana University of Tennessee, Knoxville, Tennessee Bethel College, Russellville, Kentucky University of Alabama, University, Alabama University of Texas, Austin, Texas Illinois VVesleyan University, Bloomington, Illinois Knox College, Galesburg, Illinois of University Illinois, Champaign, Illinois University of hlichigan, Ann Arbor, Michigan University of VVisc0nsin, Madison, Wisconsin University of Minnesota, Minneapolis, Minnesota University of Chicago, Chicago, Illinois VVilliam Iewell College, Liberty, Missouri University of Missouri, Columbia, Missouri University of Kansas, Lawrence, Kansas University of Nebraska, Lincoln, Nebraska University of California, Berkeley, California Leland Stanford Jr. University, Palo Alto, California vania University of VVashington, Seattle, VVashington Indianapolis, Indiana Graduate Chapters and Cincinpatiy Ohio A I . Columbus, Ohio Associations Vvheflmg, VVCSY Vlfglma Cleveland, Ohio Spokane, Washington Dayton, Ohio New Haven, Connecticut Pittsburg, Pennsylvania Brooklyn, New York Minneapolis, Minnesota Toledo, Ohio Bloomington, Illinois Lafayette, Indiana Chattanooga, Tennessee Kansas City, Missouri St. Louis, Missouri Chicago, Illinois San Francisco, California New York City, New York Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Albany, New York IfVilliamsport, Pennsylvania Richmond, Virginia VVOrcester, lXIassachusetts Lincoln, Nebraska W'ashington, District of Columbia Allentown, Pennsylvania Seattle, XVashington Cambridge, Massachusetts THET11 NU EPSILON 173 .,11,P11.,1 TIIETA CIIAPTER .25 Colors: CZREEN AND BLACK J-4 GUY O. MACFARLANE, I, X, RUBICRT B. PRICE, .lf LY, THOMAS K. CATRON, ll, J, GENE I. SMITH, lx, J, GEORGE F. ALEXANDER, I, .L ABNER C. BIRNEY, I, N, DELMER li. HALL, L, J, lf, LAURANCE P. BONFOEY, li, I-I, ll, AL. F. BARNES Q25 2Xll+l7IAZ?1BR-HQEFKL!02BtW1 811422 X hmj AZ YY BR-Mez Y hMI5 '29 Frnfvr in .flbsenlia ROY IXI. JOHNSTON, ll, 1-1. ll,, ffl, J, ffl. ,fn I"I'Ilfl'I' in lfrlm 1"l'IlfC'l' in l"ac'uIfnfe HARRY II. BRUADIIICJXD, ffl, .l, I'l, LUTHER TNI. DEFOE, H. H, ll I 180 6 N E .VEUPHYTES TPIETA NU EPSILON-Cotntinued Alpha-VVesleyan, 1870 Beta-Union, 1876 Gamma-Syracuse, 1876 Delta-Cornell, 1877 Epsilon-Rochester, 1877 Zeta-California, 1879 Eta-YVisconsin, 1880? Theta-Kenyon, 1882 Kappa-Renssalaer Polytechnic, 1882 Iota--Adelbert, 1882 Lambda-Stephens Institute, 1882 Mu-Lafayette, 1882 Nu-Amherst, 1883 Xi-Allegheny, 1884. Omicron--Pennsylvania State, 1885 Pi-University of Pennsylvania, 1887 Rho-University of City of New Yor T3LllWO0St6f, 1891 Upsilon-Michigan, 1892 Phi-Rutgers, 1892 Chi--Dartmouth, 1893 CHAPTER ROLL k, 1888 Psi-Ohio State, I 893 Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha-Bowdoin, 1894 Beta-Kansas, 1894 Gamma-Virginia, 1894 Delta-VVashington, 1894 Zeta-Chicago, 1894 Eta-Nebraska, 1894i Epsilon-Minnesota, 189.1 Theta-Missouri, 1896 Iota-Harvard, I896 Kappa-Iowa, 1896 Lambda-Yale, 1896! lVlu-Leland Stanford Junior, 1897 Xi-Tulane, 1898 Nu-University of Texas, 1898 Pi-Columbia, 1898 Chi-Illinois, 1898 Omicron-Vanderbilt, 1898 Tau-Indiana, 1898 Upsilon-Purdue, 1899 Phi-Northwestern, 1900 Alpha Psi C18IOEQab9l.T6VRJ Beta Alpha t"tBRSv+lVlC3ZEAZmj8nGl Beta Beta WHL!8nU8nGAZ?flBR87r6l ' Yo"KL!7Iff'l'hlC'e2Lfh2'll1txtrtwS8n6 181 TAU BETA PI 182 ,lLllM an i . , v Q s f- MW.. E S1 Q ig N 2 if .S U .aa TU "' "'l X -. ....,...,,,. ,,... .,A. 'A'1 ' ' 7.11 ,.,1nI" iI77lfl ALPIIA CIIAPTER OF DIISSOURI Charter Granted, 1902 Colors: SEAL BROWN AND WVLHTE Q29 Student Zllembers Arthur Robert Eitzen Luther Elman johnson Lee Elmo Philbrook George Richard Houston XValter James Spalding Robert Faulkner Moss Isaac Fletcher Harrison Homer Huston Haggard VVilbur Howard Fisher Charles Knox Martin Edgar Staples Maupin Norman Ketron Laird Francis Herbert Kilburn Charles YV. Martin Frederick Peter Swartz Frank C. Huntsman George Johnson YValker joseph Andrew YVhitl0w Ira Page Smothers J' lllembr'r.v in 1"lll'Illfy Frederick Putnam Spalding lloward Burton Shaw Arthur Maurice Greene Luther Marion Defoe XValler Scott XVilliams XVill' ' ' iam Benjamin Rollins Earnest Franklin Robinson I ,I -ef N A' ' , .'1','--' s I' - 'ig Q nl L' 6 , - 184. A.. :J . 2 S I, r K . I ' '-Q, .O i ol' ' i'1n . 4 -u' J. .' n 4-f , I ' . .' ,A 1 ' ' 0' s 1 .,' 1? . 1, . Q 1-, v s x x' ' ff' ' I . 1 I , I A A , 5 r 30" 1 Q qt I .5 bwyrff .. I 4-- 7 1'l -'i',J":?54 LG., - if V A , 7' g' FM ufwffz 1 43 li TAU BETA PI-Continued HONORARY ENGINEERING FRATERNITY I Founded at Lehigh University, 1885 The object of Tau Beta Pi is to mark in a fitting man- ner those who have conferred honor upon their Alma Mater by a high grade of scholarship as undergraduates or by their attainments as alumni, and to foster a spirit of liberal culture in the Technical and Scientihc Schools of America. Roll of Chapters Lehigh University Purdue University Stevens Institute of Technology University of VVisconsin Case School of Applied Science Kentucky State College Columbia University University of Missouri Michigan Agricultural College University of Illinois I PHI DELTA PHI Founded 1860, University of Michigan Colors-GARNET AND PEARL BLUE TIEDEMAN CHAPTER Established 1890 Chapter Roll '04 DE NEAN STAFFORD '05 EUGENE SILVERMAN '04 NORMAN CLARK BARRY '05 JAMES EDXVARD NUGENT '04 HAROLD CLARK THURMAN '05 EDXVARD SCARRITT NORTH '04 JOHN ROBERT XVILLIAMSON '04 ROBERT BURETT OLIVER, JR. '05 LAWRENCE HYSKELL HEDRICK '05 FRANCIS EMMETT WILLIAMS '04 XVILLIAM GASTON SAXVYERS '05 CHARLES NICHOLAS RING '04 MILTON ANDREXV ROMJUE '05 JAMES ARTHUR POTTER '05 RUDOLPH SENN HOUCK '04 LESLIE ROSS RAUT4 '05 LUKE EDXVARD HART In l"Ill'lllflIl'l' -It IIIN DAVISON LANVSON VASCO HAROLD ROBERTS HARVEY DENNY MURRY EIJXVARD XVILCOX HINTON ISIDOR LOEB INIIIIVON ROBARDS CONLEY VIRGIL HICKS '04 MALCOLM CURRIE '05 FRANKLIN BUTLER '04 BERRYMAN HENVVOOD '04 HENRY EDGAR HOLMAN '05 JOHN ALFRED DOUGHTY '04 RALPH SCOTT HAMILTON '05 THOMAS WRIGHT ROBINSON '04 ROBERT OSCAR SUMMERVILLE '04 RUFUS WARD MCCONNELL '04 EARL FONTAINE NELSON '05 RALPH TILDEN FINLEY '04 JAMES EROICA LANDON '04 ERNEST ABNER GREEN '05 FRED ERXVIN STORM '04 JOHN REID NAPTON '04 CHARLES B. DAVIS '05 In lifbf' F. NV. NIEDERMEYER GEORGE HENDERSON LIERRE H. MURRY ROBERT FARLEY R. N. McMlI,I.EN I I , X J n -, ,, b . xx 9 1 O ' ' A v.'J' SQ? ' . A s .f 45- O To A - 1' ' A J nf. - an- nl ,c an 71 . 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J A jv- PHI DELTA PH I-Continued CHAPTERS Kent-University of Michigan Booth-Northwestern University Story-Columbia University Cooley-Washington University Pomeroy-University of California Marshall-Columbia University Webster-Boston University Hamilton-University of Cincinnati Gibson-University of Pennsylvania Choate-Harvard University Douglass-Chicago University VVaite-Yale University jay-Albany Law School, Union University Field-New York University Conkling-Cornell University Tiedeman-University of Missouri Minor-University of Virginia Dillon-University of Minnesota Daniels-Buffalo University Chase-University of Oregon Harlan-University of Wisconsin Swan-Ohio State University' McClain-University of Iowa Lincoln-University of Nebraska Fuller-Lake Forest University Miller-Stanford University Osgood-Law School of Upper Canada Greene-University of Kansas Comstock-Syracuse University Dwight-New York Law School Foster-Indiana University Ranney-Western Reserve University Langdell-University of Illinois Brewer-Denver University fa' Alumni Chapters New York Kansas City San Francisco Chicago Washington City Cincinnati Portland COre.l I IQO PHI BETA KAPPA. Established at the College of William and Mary, December 5, 1776 ALPHA CHAPTER OF MISSOURI Established December 5, I90I Officers President, GARDINER LATHROP, Kansas City Viff'-PI'E5itfl'71f, JOHN PICKARD, Columbia Secretary and Treasurer, JAMES THAYER GEROULD, Columbia fllemlmrs from the Class of 1904 FORREST C. DONNELL GERTRUDE FRISELLE LIGGETT CAROLINE MCGILL EARL FONTAINE NELSON HELEN ALBERTA SEVVALL Other members of the class will be elected at Commence- ment. 6 ff ' ix E EE A L-LQN If X ., . . K Ru s E3 S wemvmes LSGM STS 'T' Q' mfg LYRICS OF A LAIVLESS ONE You ought to have been a hobo, Did you hear the band? You ought to have gone to Matthews Hall To see them hit the can. Well, did you seezthe procs? Didn't you think them gay The Lawyers stuck them up And took a holiday. Saint Patrick was an Engineerg The campus they did soak VVith posters: Greene's not Irish And couldn't see the joke. Kzkzg S0 077207235 Love Letter. QThe following unique letter was recently dis- covered in hieroglyphics on a double-baked clay cylinder by the Scientific Educational Excavation Society. It bids fair to create a sensation in the literary and scientific worlds.j To Jehosheba, daughter of Joram, sister of Ahaziah, tribe of Benjamin. Kingdom of Judah, Third and twentieth day of the month of Guz, of the year nine hundred two and eighty, B. C. My Gnly, First and Last Jehosheba: SEAT my self with stylus and waxen tablets in hand to let thee know I have outwitted my thirteen physicians and am still intact and beg to hope thou art enjoying the same blessing. My nature-gilded Lily of the Valley, thou con- centrated essence of beauty, the quintessence of perfection, think not that I am hasty in sending you this epistolic effusion. Although I have never feasted my eyes upon thine frontispiece, nor had my soul to thrill and quicken by large juicy goo- goos dispatched by thine luminous taffeta optics, I have heard of thine warranted double-coated, non-corrodible beauty, of thine nightingalic siren's tongue that never warblest classical music, of thine Charles-Dana-Gibson neck and Madame-Yale bust. O, queen of- thine tribe, thou who wearest the microscopic sandals, who canst bind and reap with thine brethren, and who never resortesl to Cleo- patra's beauty wash for thine kiln-dried, indis- soluble, non-removable beauty, hearken to these cold and somewhat sticky lines. Thine fame hast gone before. I have heard of thine ability on the piano, which thou makest to crow like a crow and to buzz like a buzzard, or in another mood, to mock the rill trickling sheepishly down the mountain side, or the stiff metallic elang of the busy janitor, or the spasmodic choking death chug-chug throb of the exhaust pipe at the University power-plant, or the lusty yells of the victorious Tigers. As I say, I have never seen thee, nor have I got thine name from a matrimonial paper, but I have heard thou art the warmest baby on the bunch and thc only recommended, genuine home-made, hand- sewed, double-breasted, pulverized Package of Sweetness that ever came down the Pike, so I prostrate myself at thine feetlets, beseechiug thee not to turn up thine nose at these plain unbuttered statements : - I am three and fifty years old, and, if my French mirror lieth not, handsome. There is not a dash- ing damsel in all my tetrarch but, if I should ask her, would marry me. My Seashore cottage is three and thirty cubits long and the width thereof is twenty cubits. I have four hundred two and thirty servants and for the engaging and discharg- ing of the same, I have a well-drilled and efficient bureau. I have three and eighty cooks and have it so arranged that not more than half have their afternoons off at the same time. I have twelve automobiles and on trips my own doctor and lawyer follow close behind. There wilt be no cause for worriment when we ride, as the doctor nurseth the victim and the lawyer at- tendeth to the other unpleasantness. I IQ4, l do not use Ilinksonic city water pipe-cl from wack from to-clay I will start a caravan and ser- thi- l'luplu':1tvs through hulrusln-S, but have the olcl vaults for thee. ge-iiuino Kentucky Bourbon. Knowing I will see thee before many moons, I I lnivc huilt il p:1l:ic-c for thee cznllccl the Hfll'l'lll sorrowfully bring this to a close. wlu-rv thou wilt lnivc plenty of company. Most affectionately thine, l send thu- this morning this ln-it-t' note :incl one K: SOLOMON. l i HUBO CUNCLAVE AT STEPHENS COLLEGE Photo ln' Nlurillo PROGRADI OF THE SECOND ANNUAL HOBO CONVENTION. CoI.UIvInIA, MISSOURI SATURDAY, APRIL 9, 1904 "My, ll'.f Uncle Happy Again" XVhereas, in the nature of things it is Htting that Hoboes should at times assemble together and rest from their weary wanderings to and fro over tlIe earth and refresh themselves with eating, drinking, and merry-making, it has been formally decreed by the Grand Council of Ho- boken, that this, their second annual convention, be pulled off with divers hobo ceremonies in this burg of Columbia, Missouri. .MEETING POINT. The Hoboes will meet in front of Booch Venable's, in costume, at 2 o'clock Saturday afternoon. From there they will go to Moore's Station where they will capture the Wabash Fast Mail. ORDER OF CEREMONIES LAFAYETTE O'HOOLIGAN MAHONEY Oculist for the Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat Grand Maslfr of Ceremonies .JFTERNOON Arrival of Hoboes over Wabash 3:45 p. m. Grand Parade led by Hobo Band. Hobo Specialties by Blind Baggage Blodgett, Wood- yard Sawyer, Slim jim Ross, Meal Ticket Nelson, Fast Mail Barnes, Dopey Dan Cosgrove, Hobo Bobo, Dead Beat Dick. Grand Kowtow and Salaam to the University Domc from the Quadrangle. Ante-prandial convention. Disperse for supper. Time out for Hand Outs. E VENIN G Jllattlmzvr Hall Address of VVelcome and Delivery of Key of City by Mayor Mahoney. Response by VVoodyard Sawyer. Music by Hobo Band. Hobo Dances. CAny old thing.J Extempore Spiels by Meal Ticket Nelson, Blind Bag- gage Blodgett, Slim Jim Ross and Cold-Slaw Caldwell. Smore Music. Smore Dances. The famous Tin Can Quartette in Repertoire. Smore Speeches. Pie-Eating Contest. Leon and .llpllonxcz "VVe wish we were in that dear old Columbia, Boone county, Missouri." Gloomy Gus: "That Lady dropped this Hobo ticket. It looks like it was good." Now Uncle Happy's pinched again! Ha-'ur youre got your Iiflert yet? Youre fan gf! 'fm ai BO0FlIF,5. If Chapter of Epzralohy. 299 llf lgl ,96 - -45" 'i M ,- , f "9r:1i.f .f-Fin fu i I 4- iN--5532.55 l.'-'Wil , ' i1ifEi , U ffm Nil ff ! f f 3? . Him 1 'Q '7 -' - .f 7 W, 17.3. 'I ,f f 'if i ' ., K 4"'X ,,'7fy N 1 Z4 441 ' Zi? ' f Afzfyf 62? fm I l'1'OpOundm-d for the C'0llSifil'l'2lti0ll Ot' the stlulc-nt body by :ni ifilc- Iiliyimfstm-r, who cicsilws that thc gruu- stmivs ot' thi- great Onvs Cwlro will sonic d'1y ln- cl:-:ul Om-sy bc- :xclorm-d with suitable tributes ln lin-ir lives, works, :md C'il!ll'ilC'tl'l'S.Ti ON Ki-:i,s1cY 'l'Iu- story Oi' his litk- is sud, for lu' was not to lml:1n:m': Iii- w-xiii-cl for :1 sucker :uni Hn' SllC'iil'l' Ill'Yt'l' l'tllllL'. 1 ON Nlf'i'.XlH.XNlJ l:I'1ll'!1flI you, flllfllll, is the rluxl of 1,1111 ,' Ulzl f'llIll'UII aurl his raft llw'.w flllgllllllxg' nun' in Ihr- frm-lfl lwlaw lfI'l'Illl-YI' il lx tl grafl. ON LYON Ilere lieth one who had in life J name of great renowng Ile taelflerl Peter for an acl .Al nd Peter turned him down. ON NARDIN ,1 single fault put Billy T. Beyond the pale of hopeg Ile had an aggravated ease Of too-onueh-Jesse-Pope. ON NELSON lVheu Nelson went to intervien' The sulzterranean Ruler, The Devil eoulrlrft stand the heat .Alml put him in the eooler. ON SMITH 5111 angel f-lzild was Tommy K. Ilis soul to Heaven went, Because nihen on the Savitar He zlizlrft make a vent. ON MA C ANDERSON Lives of great men all remind us, Organise a eounty elulzg Get the presidential office- Do not be a eommon sc-rub. ON Bicmu' I fear tha! Beery non' l'.I'l.S'lS In a state of dire Ill-flI'l'i'FS,' IVlll'I'l',1'I' hr".s- gone, I lrnon' that th They have no pants to press. ON HOi.1.1Nosiii:.xn lVh1'r1 Ilolly n'orh'e1l ou the Joplin Ile 1l1'll'e1l in p0ltli1'.s'j ll'l1r'n Holly ran for the S!ll'lflU' llis polilies were ni.1'. l"I' Glfilll' ON BIRCH Our Franlc now sings in the heavenly choir But doift, dear reader, take off The thought that he,d be singing there Unless he got some rake-off. ON NICBAINE The last fond hope that Dielc e.rpresse1l lfVhen his soul began to flutter, lVas simply this, that in Ifafles he Mig'l1t have his eoeoa-butter. ON STORM Ilere newt to Dieh' lies Freddy Storm, H'is faithful uizrlersturlyg lVhere Diehy is there Frealrly is- In rleath, as life, his budrly. ON BLODGETT He of the flaming loc-hs has gone, His mighty frame is rleadg Fonjeeture says the Devil heats His forlfs at Blorlgetfs heafl. ON HOGSETT This stone, 'wlzieh 'marhrs the resting plaee Of Bill, though silent begs That when you ineet him 'where he's gone You woift throw rotten eggs. ON JIM Ross Ifere lies the man that Piggy flunherl- Lost soul! he's eussing stillg Ifis final flunlr was horney-sireet flomparerl with that vile pill. ON LEFFLER He hail in life tlze looh and air Of some most reverenal preaeherf- But where in the zleuee zlifl the 'money go Colleetefl for that bleaeher? ON SAWYER For perseeuting Freshmen His soul to Ifell was "drug," 1177Il all rlay long cloth lVilson The lawless Sawyer slug. ON CARRINGTON This "QuelJ" lives now in a plaee of .Al plaee his soul rlizl era ve, 11 place where bearzls are singerl off 41 nfl one neezl never shave. ON THURMAN Looh with eompassion on this earth lVhen 1'lllll'77lII11,S bones are hirl. Forgive the nzankalasf alas! He lfnew not what he a'ifl. ON IJOUGHTY l'nelassifie1l he sanh to rest, His raee was never hrzorvng Ilis fame spreaal wizle anal yet he hail ,Yo lanzl to eall his own. ON STOUT Forhear, hind traveler, to dig The dust where lieth shut The last remains of preacher Stontf Gorl wot he was a nut! yON SVPER He worlrefl the only private graft That Jesse rvasn't in on, By whieh the Freshie paial a plunlf .Incl put a rlinlry pin on. ,Kiwi 371' 2 "1'c'S1'iWEF1 luw32.exQl?.:e-0Lmw rest .4 6 fa. N 5 4 5 I l Eymy 011 the Stomach. Qltaked out of Dr. Belden's waste-basket.j HE stomach is a member of that organi- zation of organs, called the human body. It is located about the middle of most men, but it is said that Sir YValter Ralf-igh's stomach was located in the middle of the knight. If we eat too many green apples we are often reminded that our stomach still exists, in the middle of the night. There are many kinds of organs, such as mouth organs, pipe organs, grind organs. etc., all of which ypu can play on, except the stomach. It looks very much like a Scotch bag- pipe and this is probably the reason there is no music in it. Most everybody has at least one stom- ach, but everybody's, stomach is not the same size. If anything gets the matter with your stomach, there are doctors whose business it is to put it back into shape. These doctors are called "Servants of the Stomach." As a general rule, nobody can live without or within a stomach, but Jonah was an ex- ception to this rule. All that a person eats goes to his stomach, but if he drinks too much, it goes to his head. In both cases the person is said to be full. I once knew a man who had such a large stomach. that when you looked at him from one end you eouldn't see his feet for his stomach, but when you looked at him from the other end you couldnit see his stomach for his feet. His stomach and his feet were the strongest characteristics of his person. Some people can stomach a good deal. but this man was a good deal stomach. He was once standing in a erowd and a little "Charlie Boy" with a plaid vest on was pushed up against him. The fat m:m asked the dude if he had a lien on his stomach. 'l'he dude replied that he had not. but that he did have a "ein-ek" on his stomach. The fat man begged the dude's pardon and said it was hard for him to keep up with his stomaeh. .lust then some- one hollowed "look out" and the fat m:m turned to rubber. A policeman came along about that time, and gave him a rap on the "solar plexus." The fat man then asked the policeman for the use of his club in order to beat his stomach to the side- walk. The polite policeman said he must not blockade the public thoroughfares, at which remark the fat man and his stomach both became very much irritated. If a person takes powdered glass into the stom- ach, it will put a finish to him. Especially is this so if he tackles a window glass, for he will be affected by panes in the stomach. Prize fighting is very in- jurious to the stomach as all stomachs have a nat- ural repugnance for scraps. The stomach is very much like a jail, in that they both are made up of small cells. The stomach has several layers, while the jail has several bunkers. It is not best to sleep on a full stomach as it rests too heavy on the stom- ach. This rule is always carefully observed by tramps, who generally have unusually strong stom- achs. Too much chocolate cake is a bad article for the stomach. Before you eat it, it is chocolate cake, but after you eat it, it is stomach-cake. A man was once picking his teeth with a feather, and it got down before he had time to think what was up. It was a very small feather, but the man did not know it was down. The feather stuck in the side of l1is stomach and the point was forced upon him with such lasting impressions he never forgot it. It tickled his stomach so, he almost went into convulsions. The feather, however, became so light on his stomach that it came up. lVe should not eat all the time as our stomachs need rest. For this reason the little boy when he had eaten half the pie. told his mother that his stomach felt like it needed the rest. His mother told him to go and eat the rest and about half an hour later hc felt like he needed the rest. lVhen the doctor came, he got the rest. and we'll leave it to the reader to imagine the rest.-ltigsby. 7 -l A Bucket Q1 H, A: f 30 5222 5777 sig., I, if 5 1 fa' f 1: waxy l 1 1 ive' A I W1 A I fi l J -Sggilak I Q g H ig 1 1 .1 f 1 2 an In sro if ' ni , The undersigned desires to inform the public that he was roped into writing this column in uni- son with a dub, one S. E. P., and that he is now sorry for it. Some of this is very rotteng it is needless to say that S. E. P. wrote that, and I take the opportunity of heading off the public from imputing the same to me. Anything of course that pleases you and is of decided merit I confess with modest confusion I wrote myself.-Leto. I was buncoed into this thing by Leto, otherwise known as The Loud and The Man with the Sledge- Hammer W'it, who desired that this Bucket contain at least a few drops of good stuff. That's mine- the good stuff. He wrote the rest. You can easily recognize that when you come to it,-that's the rotten stuff. I have restrained the Rabid One in his Ravings as far as I have been ableg still he has left his mark. If I hadn't held him back he would have kicked the Bucket-that's his long suit. May- be you, gentle reader, will want to kick somebody for something or other that you find here. In that case kick I,eto. He did it. -S. E. P. J QE - 11711611 ITTSI I g01 Il llflrlf 111r11-11011111 I f1nope11 lll'0Ill1l1 fl -meek or so, IV1111 fl'Il1llI'l'S 111111' 111111 f1111 of 11-oe .Is 111080 of any monk 111 pe1111e1111f11 gorvn. 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Already I wonder if she would. And when my gift I'd never know, Is one IOC f . . Ot course, Ot Love. But I should like to know, And still, this is Before I give A thing My gift, Ot' no small If this fair Moment. Girl I wonder would She wonder About the price of t Tooth Brush Qlt cost seventeen tlVho has my heartj lVould try to calculate .lust what The number was Ot' plunks It took to buy My gift. How paltry that Cents- I bought it at a Bargain salej That I Do contemplate To send to Yl'ould be And base And small Her. t'.flUl'Tt'II0l'C. .-I passe old niaid, li'ho was shy and afraid, llought a pair of rubbers one dayj .il nd then 'neath the bed Quite promptly 'tis said She stowed these same rubbers array. "They're more useful to me Plaeed there, as you see,- Indeed they are apropos quite, For it saves me the trouble Uj' bending o'er double .Ind rubliering niyself every nig'l1t."' his A LOUSY LAY. Tlze whang-doodle sat in the waving grass And whanged his mournful lay, Tlze jim-jam jimmied among the trees, The bee-boo buzzed in the balmy breeze, And the podunlc dinlfed away. The foo-foo frizzled and flapped his wings, The rag-da-d diddled and drankg The wing-wang whizzed like a billy goat, The bim-bam bleated just like a shoat, And the ping pong went pink punk. .fl poet poed by the side of the pond W'here the skim-skam slruttled and .S'11'l1'lIl,' He wrote of the manifold, moving scene, Uf the doo-funny drab and the grim-gram green And the beautiful blue binz-bam. And the poem thus writ in the ding-dong dell In the shade of tlze tam-tanz tree, Brought forth the poet from out the nzueh, Gave him lobster salad instead of ehuelr, And made him an LL. D. SONNET TO .4 PROF. Oh, Blanh, thou art a ruin old peaeherine, .fl sort of greasy Aeademie plug, .J nuinbshull, sure a stiff, a punlf old thug,' Of profs, you are the biggest ass I'z'e seen. Why parcel favors out to Celia, queen Of hearts, although of most 0lH10.1'l0IlS mug? Too riehly you deserve a gentle slug .lthnvart that rapid phi: of yours, I ween. .-llas, what boots it with incessant eare To sling vile epithets at this old serub? Ile slings the same old eon-tall: every day, llonhy-tonh, blazaza, and hot-air, l'ntil you're well nigh ossified, the dub! Then starts it o'er again the self-same way. A NEDV ORGANIZATION. , ,,,..f-- .. Y, Zi- f- viii -f?. ,, is ' " Q T IX l l J ll 1' 'nf l f GRAND h ll STAND ' fx CLUB VVe, the undersigned charter members, in order to attract more attention to ourselves, that we may the better display our God-given talents along the line of making ourselves heard afar off, do hereby ordain and establish a club to be known as The Grand Stand Club. The only requirement for membership is that one have an overheated opinion ot' one's self and an ardent desire to tell the folks about it. Frank G. Hobart, Wlorthy Chancellor and Cus- todian of the Ha-Ha Bellows. Ed. L. VVheeler Qin absentia, thank Heavenlj Mary Elizabeth Lewis. THE SUPERIOR FEMININE. Pray, mhere are you going, my pretty maid? "To get Phi Beta Kappa, hind sir," she sfizl. TVhat courses will you talce for it, my pretty mairl? "French ana' Eloeution, hind sirf, she sairl. IN HARD LINES. It's come to be a serious thing, This matter of finaneeg Of course I need a hat, some shoes, Besides a pair of pants,- But what the zleuee can a fellow do With one lone plunlf when there's need of tnvo? The laundry man is after me- He grabs me twice a dayg I meet a dub on every street, 201 lVho softly says, "Please pay,"- .fls if the eluffers clidn't lfnon' That a man eau't pay when heis out of dough. I'im going to sniear off playing pool ,Jncl seven-up and pitch, For gambling's wrong and then besides The old man isn't rich,- But then you lrnoni a fellow must Ilave pleasure non' and then, or bust. .11 nfl then itis up to me to send Some flowers-sonzetlzing rareg Theyire pretty steep this time oi year And I'm no millionaire, Bat she must hare then-man alive! JI There goes my pal.-"Say, lenal me five! GRAYII3-FIST. YVho's a hog? It. VVho's it? Wlhy, Hogs-it. A Joe-k. The "handsomest man in the school" Is a fool, And is besides, alaek, alas! The biggest ass. Qlt' you can't solve this riddle use :1 ramrod.j 202 BEIVAIEE. Beware of tl1e mairl who protests she is shy, Yet who looks at you roguishly out of her eye lfhen there's not the ghost of a reason why- Look out! She's 'working you. Beware of the preacher who Compliments you On the goorl you have :lone and the goocl you ean rlo, .-Ind says that he knows that you're "loyal elear th ro ugh U- Look out! IIe's working you. Beware of the man with the smile that is bland, lVho slaps at your back and who grabs at your hanfl .1 nd says that you're looking "just perfectly grand" Look out! IIe's working you. Beware of the eoon at the "leading hotel," ll'ho smirks and who bows with the air of a swell -elnrl eomes a bit faster when you ring the bell'- Look out! lIe's working you. Beware of the baby who climbs on your knee ,elnrl eonfirlingly says you're "as lloorl as ean be," ,flnzl peers in your poekets with innoeent glee- Look out! Itls working you. Beware of the white ana' beware of the Coon- Iieware of them all, from the man in the moon To the sweet little babe, for youlll full very soon That they,re only working you. fHdit0r's note.-Yve feel that we have been worked in running this stuttfj " - FOR INSTANCE. If you want to write a poem Don't despair, All you've got to do is take a Little care. Get a meter, get a rhyme, Put it all in proper time- It's at rule that you can count on Anywhere. Blake the thing go rinky tinky, Rinky tink, And about the sense you neea'n't Even think. For the sound and not the 861186 D QThere will be no brain. ewpefnse Is the making of a poem In a wink. That's the way to write a poem, Hit or miss, It will take about a minute- W'itness this. If in verse you want to sing Then the rinky tink's the thing- Tl1at's the way to write a poem, Yes it is. 'S fx 'V ff I T'S LIPPY'S lxvlth apologies to Edmund Vance Cook.j ,il M353 I rode on the vehicle down at the Club That carries upstairs the dishes of grub, And the shaft was long, a full ten feet, And the grub-lift there was steady but fleet. "VVhat a staunch old rig it is!" I cried, XD And the man with the dough on his face replied, "It's Lippy's." ,- lv .V T , oo 09 lllllllekgl I bf' 1 I went to a student of sorrowful look, With head jammed deep in a ponderous book, His brow was furrowed, his face was wan,- They said he was cramming to lift a con "Whose work has brought you low ?" I cried. And the man with the six-hour con replied, "It's Lippy's." 2 I picked up a catalogue, nineteen fourg The scheme was new, so I conned it o'er, And I learned in the course of several days How a man may Hunk in several ways. "What a most original book!" I cried, And a man who smoked a cheroot replied, 'iIt's Lippy's." ! I V A I 9 I came to a door with a massive lock And panels of oak as solid as rock, VVhere students lurked in a hallway wide Awaiting the summons to come inside. "VVhat a direful discipline room!" I cried, And a coon who lacked one arm replied, "It's I,ippy's." ll!! V ,,- X 'gl' -. I . . .' ,ll I came to the new gymnasium site VVhere men were laboring day and night, 'T And scattered about were loads of bricks, Edgy H ,, , And mortar, and stone, and building sticks. V , "VVhat a splendid gym we'll havell' I. cried, .V ,t U And Clark, with a tear in his eye, replied, I' "It's Lippy's." 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I 12 , 'ff mn., at A " ,fy xi, I I 5 1, 1, ' 41 41 f 111 1 .11 11111 -.. .- ,lf 1 j, H, 11 ,,1111,1,.11 - N1 45, 1 1 Pl 1 50. .. E C! 1 'L 'tw fog! : 1 1, Q J fBeing a few of ye wise and witty sayings of ye modern Richard, culled from ye bulletin board and divers other places.j A Lager 2 might help. Make paths to the Hinkson. Race suicide is the curse of the ages. Each pretty scene should have a name. On baseball days holidays shall begin when classes end. Honesty is the best policy-at the University of Virginia. Senior Medics shall be prosecuted to the tip end of the law. Education is a priceless jewel and do not spit upon the floor. Wend not thy weary way upon the campus green -take the granitoid. All the world is a graft, but Walter Williams and I are not of this world. Alas, my students! The spirit of hard study is not abroad in the atmosphere. May God have mercy on the soul of James Buchanan! QNot for the newspapersj He who changes his boarding place without my consent makes a bad change and shall change back. The wise student spits not upon the floor, but opening the bosom of his shirt he spits upon the Hap thereof. VVhen the visitor cometh put the war paint on thy walls-in the Library and on the radiators. Feed well the members of the Legislature that enter into the gates of your city, for by so doing you increase the appropriation an hundred-fold. Students shall not smoke on the sacred precincts of my campus. Only the president of the institu- tion and members of the faculty'-gentlemen mem- bers-shall smoke on my campus. Shame upon thee, Illinois, that Wouldst take from a sister state the master hand that has built up here the finest Ladies' Parlors west of the Mis- sissippi! Full many years have I served in my oflice, and during the last seven of them have I not read a newspaper, for I tell you that newspapers are evil things. My forte is Ancient History. 'IO he Devil and the Football Man. The devil sat in the depths of hell, His eyes were bright as starsg His forearms crossed athwart his breast lVere red as molten bars. .1 corncob pipe as red as a coal W'as in his white-hot mouthg While the smoke that came from his nostrils IVreathed out and floated south. His feet were perched on at blazing shelf ,el yard above his head, 11 nd his bare legs gleamed in the murky light, All yellow, white, and red. 41 bottle of booze, on a cook-stove near, And a glass of yellow flame, .fl deck of cards, and a cigarette, Stood ready for af game. From a white iron door a mile away A hollow knock was heard, The devil raised his glowing hand, But uttered never a word. The door swung back, and far away, .fl figure gaunt and high Its dancing murky silhouette Cast on the crimson sky. lVith measured tread and listless air, The figure moved apace, l'ntil at length it stood before llis red satanic grace. tt was a stranger entered in Th e devil 's s m o hi n g- room, ll'ho looked the devil o'er with eyes .ts hollow as a tomb. wide He was bony, lank, and six feet tall His hair was streaked with gore His hollow eyes burned with a light That pierced the devil's core. "It's hot in here," was all he said, And he lifted fingers threej "I'll open a door," the devil said, "Though it's rather cool for me. The devil poured a glass of booze And tossed it in the air,' A flame burst out that passing off The sky left clear and fair. Then out of the clearness up above There came a rushing sound, .ft breath of burning flame poured in And crackled all around. "No more of that!" the stranger said- His eyes were gory brown, "I'll tackle you for a five yard loss And it's your second downf' The devil looked at him amazed, His eyes were big as suns, He drew from a hidden pouch somewhere A pair of rusty guns. The stranger waved the guns aside IVith bloody fingers threeg-- "Your little playthings bring no fear To a football man like me. I played with the Tigers all last year .flnd until yesterday, Hut the coach ran into me full headon 41 nd so I came away." J "A football man."' the devil said, "A Tiger, did you say? Come, shake old boy,-I'm sorry for your- Iill give you an easy lay." The devil opened a big trap-door And pointed down below, Where a motley crowd of crimson forms W'ere running to and fro. "Now there is a prof, and a football coach, And knockers fifty-three, And charge of them for a million years, My friend, I give to thee. The prof has a class of football men And he flunks them every year, Each day he says the same old thing, But the players never hear. The coach has charge of the football squad, Each man with a gory head. He curses and kicks them all day long, And swears at them in bed. The knockers stand around in groups And swear in undertonesg- They never cease their chaffy knocks Except for broken bones. Now charge of these for a million years, My friend, I give to thee,- The prof and his class, the coach and his And the knockers fifty-three." The stranger gazed at the forms below, lVith his hollon' eyes and brown,- squad, "I'll tackle that coach for a loss," he said, "For it's his second down." Then into the pit the stranger plunged- Ilzs face was red as wine, Ile downed the coach with a broken neck Five yards behind the line. The devil shut the big trap-door 11nd took his pipe again, To dream a devilis dream of gore And hefty football men. -A. COLLEG 6PlRl T D 9.0 208 FRANK GOES SNIPE HUNTING ON THE HINKSON. fL,,,,, JDGIi'l"l', Tllli GAY YOUNG SUUBRETTE, IN THE FRENCH PLAY. ' 1 , C Llffmfd Column 0 S Waniy, Eff. Wanted-As big appropriations for Missouri as the donations President Harper gets for Rocke- feller's Coal Oil College. R. H. JESSE. Wanted-Eleven Husky Hirams to boot the pig- skin. Expenses defrayed. Address, CLARK W. I'IET1-IERINGTONI. For Sale.-"CompendiOus Catalogue of Profsf Jokesf' Greatest book of the year-sensation of the century. Get this list and learn when to laugh. Make A. -l- in English 3, 11g Chemistryg American History, Dutcl1, etc. Apply to R. E. BLODGETT. Wanted-Good plain-clothes man to do the wool- foot act at female masquerade affairs and Fresh- man receptions. R. H. JESSE. W'anfed-Social secretary. Duties will be an- swering invitations, etc., taking all my examina- tions, and keeping my wardrobe in order, so that I can devote my full time to dramatic affairs. XNTILLIAM S. HOGSETT. For Rent-Fine law office QIQXQQ in Seattle, YVash., together with good pine table, two chairs, map of U. S., picture of Thos. Jefferson, and large spittoon. Present incumbents intend to settle in Oklahoma and raise sugar beets. LONG JOHN ROBINSON. BOTTLES BURRUss. RILEY PRICE. Notice--No one is allowed to talk above a stage whisper, whistle, sing, or play seven-up in the Library, except at a back table. No Freshman is allowed to go to sleep sitting on the organ stool. W. K. STONE. Notice-All those interested in securing the erection of 350,000 Y. M. C. A. building and elect- ing me to a permanent snap in the local organiza- tion, meet in Fred Kelsey's office at 4:30 this after- noon. PAUL SUPER. Notice-All those interested in getting contracts for patent insides telling about the great Missouri University, meet in my oflice at 41:30 this afternoon. FRED KELSEY. IVmz.fed-Five dollars to pay Dr. Brownis Uni- versity Club assessments. NVill give 8 per cent. JOHNNIE PICKARD. W'aa,fed-Student petitions. Guarantee refusal with careful consideration. THE EXECUTIVE BOARD. Fair IVfll'l1i71g-WI am going to publish a three- volume autobiography telling all about my advent- ures in New Mexico and Colorado. BOB JONES. Notice-YVill raffle a New Franklin First Reader. Book in good condition, as it was sent to me as a Valentine and I have never used it. Chances from 1 to 25. Buy a ticket-you may be the lucky man. O'B.XNNON. For Rent-40-acre potato farm in Pulaski county. Intend to move to Columbia to school the children. Ufmzfed-Invitations to Read Hall. A SHORT HORN. HIRAM H.XISIED. For Sale--First-class graft in English depart- ment. Am going to graduate and return to the farm. PRYOR SCOTT. W'anfed-Another Hobo Convention. LAFAYETTE O'HooL1G.xN RIAHONEY. IVflfIlli6!l1SlX Juniors to help us run the Savi- TAR next year. Grafters need not apply. THE :EXECUTIVE BOARD. IVmzz'efI-Hiiids and Noble Catalogue. LYNN SECORD. IVanier1-One Rhodes Scholarship. Also copy of Clzroniclc telling of my great touchdown and proving my athletic record. R. E. BLODGETT. IVanted-The Earth. XVALTER YVILLIAMS. IVfIl1llCff'Sltl1HtlO1l in Deer Park Academy. My specialty is Journalism for girls. J. E. POPE. U'rmfec1-More students to hold up. By order of Grand Council of Columbia hier- chants. 20 FIT' N A: IVZN lf X xx NX. KQX J l if - 71' l qv K 1 l he weflf 1 2 l . ln' X f if ' . J ? f X 15.1. - X if X , . .FZV 2- ..- ' i 5 'fi-. ' ,P'f3": ' , - --N 3 5, ff fl 1 X ' . M, I I IW fiiasciy-bs KNQQK S9 GL IVhen we were yozmv D .ind in our prime, Then. we could knock 'lllost any time. But' 'now 'n'e,re old And getting gray, .Ind only knock Ten times a day. PROGRAMME. FOP. ANNUAL OPEN SESSION, JUNE Q, IQOI. Call to order by President I.. J. Ross, 7:30 P. M. The Glory of Knocking .... A. NELSON IVl1y I Knock .................. VV. J. SAWVYER Knocking: Its Psychological Effect upon Others ............. .. . .FRED KELSEY IVhy I Side with thc Knockers. . . IRVIN SYVITZLER 'I'l1corctic:1l and Practical Aclvnntngcs of Knocking ............. IJAN BICFARLAND How to Knock on Nothing ....... Tlllfl PRESIDENT Sono: "lVhcn wc were Youn0'," ctc. . .THE CLUB D B ADJOURNMENT. T055 UN F-NND KNEES QUT CLUB CLUB Cqdrfl I 4 'I 4 ,- 3 ' ,J' ' N . 1 X-.,, ,A , : 'x.-. vga ,W 6 O KENT CATRON HANS XVULFF COONS IVICNIURTRY BUSHYHEAD JACK GOQDSON BEDINGER HEMPHILL EMBERT E. F. CALDXVELL fRCl'0l'S0J QRm'crsej SEEVERS FRED KELSEY Un FHFIZHGIBJ ARTHUR M. GREENE, jk. fI7l Facultatej BENJ. F. HOFFMAN C111 212 Came and Ejkct. HIS is the picture of the little blue book that has brought the student low. Its red-ruled pages must be filled with signs and symbols that will serve as an index to his brain-volume. And now the fateful time approaches. And this is the picture of the student, who has taken an elective course in pin pool and gastro- nomics. He has burnt enough midnight oil to be tried for arson. Now he is fortifying himself for the trial of the little blue book. The dragon of his dreams hovers sweetly by and the coal oil lamp perfumes his hard-won home of rest. WVet towels can no longer keep him awake. Tired nature col- lects her bill. The case is a sad one, but "whom the Lord lovethn- ' 1 O fv- ,,,I 4: . F.-' 1 v 4 ' vii A. ,P A ,4Z?,K-L 'Lf " 1'f'fiZf'ff?" of 56 K5 R J ' SZ N - I! v X I .fllgli-I:-. ' 3 Q X My f VZ 5-K 1 , . 1 ' I -,h E, 'ijlig ' Z 3 uf I V Q -:L 'wil 1 ' V 1 1" 141312451 gn, ar, ,vnffff---'-1? , , f, ,. ' Q i. . it !!.'f,.,!IIm:4,, 'I E if gr: sf , Qs? vf Wifi fb kj -iff Gm IQ6, I-if 'HIL g M .iq 'V ,. 'Q atg ' 1-A . 5 4 5.1 A ' ' ' , " if x . an j " xg 4 Xi, V lf.: , f.-'Q 3 L :, 35 jf -' , x i, xv, "2'a'f'-A " ff" 3'1- fp. wx- YX x 2 41 'wi A . 7 21 T ' " ,,.,4E, tai,--1-I ,af2TiTY'f'f 5 B I I H4 - .r--. , ft . , 4 I t . 'gulf ff , ' J . - ,r-. 1 ' . , h .k - -, , , V.. -. - .Q V E, fl. 2 , pt n" 1 M is I '-s'-, ,5 A 5-.I Q.. ' .ff , 91 ' 3 1 5 C' 's f ' 1 -lv - X f I I I 1 5 I ' 5 ' ' 1 1 1 5 5 . i 1 iw., K-,, I . r FI i A " 6 ', N x , '53 !h'1j'M s'f' 'T'r'-' The fmffiery 0 f Zine lvree Green Cmwzfy. N looking over the memoranda that I have kept of the celebrated cases in which my friend Mr. Skerlock Bones figured duing the year 1903, I find that little of interest occurred during the month immediately following the triumphant outcome of the Adventure of the Lost Pool Ball, narrated in a previous chapter of these reminiscences. Bones was engaged in collecting material for his mono- graph on Fifty-seven Varieties of Mud on Broad- way, and consequently I saw him but seldom in our lodging on Locust street. The little time that he spent there during this period of research was given over to the minute examination of the lumps of clay that his shoes had gathered as he made his way to our quarters. Bones was usually a man scrupulously careful of his personal appearance, but his absorption in the pursuit which then claimed the powers of his versatile mind out- weighed any consideration of neatness of dress, at least as far as his footwear was concerned. He took particular pains not to leave behind any more mud than necessary when he entered our rooms, and his closet was heaped with shoes caked with all the fifty-seven varieties of mud that he declared were to be found on Broadway. Only the indul- gence of our landlady permitted this state of af- fairs to continue as long as it did. It was a trying time for me, and I was glad when Bones appeared again, late one night in April, with the customary immaculate polish on his patent-leather fboots. I knew then that his soli- tary quest of mud was completed and that the floor of our small stage on Locust street would once more take on its normal look of cleanliness. QOn referring again to my notes I find that on that particular night our stage was the scene of no dramatic entrance or exit, such as usually enlivened it and gave Bones an opportunity to exercise his matchless powers of deduction, and hence I shall merely narrate here, as briefly as I may, the man- ner in which Bones penetrated the Mystery of the Three Green Cravatsj After filling and lighting his pipe Bones puffed away in absolute silence for some fifteen minutes. I did not break in upon his revery, knowing that in due time, and in his own way, he would set forth the details of the matter that occupied his mind. It was characteristic of the man that he did not broach the subject that until an hour be- fore had been the whole stock of his meditations -namely, his study of the fifty-seven varieties of Broadway mud. Instead, taking his pipe from his mouth and looking at me quizzically, he in- quired: "Botkins, did you observe a rather remarkable circumstance in connection with the dress of the three Freshman Engineers at convocation this morning?" I told him that I had not, that, in fact, the gen- eral appearance of Engineers was not such as to permit of much distinction between the various members of their clan. "And yet, Botkins," pursued Bones, ignoring my last remark, "they were sitting in the tier of seats west of the pit, sometimes occupied by the young women of Stephens College, and you were in the east tier, directly opposite them. Your seat, to be exact, was the fifth from the aisle, in Row Seven. I didn't see you there, as my position in the gallery did not allow me a View of your side of the house. Then how do I know where you sat? Cperceiving the look of wonderment in my facej Botkins, your ignorance is surprising, con- sidering the chance that you have had to profit by my instruction. It is perfectly evident to me that you sat in the east tier of seats, in Row Seven and Seat Five. In the first place I know that your dis- 21 I position to take a side view of things would lead you to take a seat at the side of the house. I did not see you on the west side, of which I had a clear view, ergo, you must have been on the other side. I happen to know. moreover, that Seat Five in Row Seven is directly behind a post, and is the precise seat on the east side calculated to make a person crane his neck in order to obtain sight of the stage. Finally, I observe that your neck is stiff. For the exact degree of stiffness I refer you to my mono- graph on the Nineteen Varieties of Stiff Neck. That will convince you that in your case the stiff- ness could only have been caused by an hour's craning of the neck around a post. This craning must have taken place in the seat that I have named. Ah, Botkins, I perceive that you are still ignorant of the simplest process of deductionf, I plead guilty to the accusation and admitted for the thousandth time the infallibility of Bones's de- ductions, confessing that I had indeed sat in the seat that he had indicated. "I might pardon such density in you, Botkins," went on my friend with a note of impatience in his voice, "if only you would give occasional proof of some power of observation. It is no fault of yours that you are not gifted with a keen, analytic mind such as I possess, but it is incomprehensible to me that you should have a pair of eyes and yet not observe. You, sitting directly across from the west seats of the Auditorium, did not observe the remarkable circumstance to which I have referred. l, sitting farther away, in the balcony, with a diag- onal line of sight, did observe it and have traced it to its logical cause. But I will explain the mat- ter that you may use it in your memoirs as you see fit." Skerloek Bones paused a moment to refill and light his pipe, presented to him the year before by a certain Mr. Klingheil for solving the Mystery of the llull-Cow Cwhich adventure it is my pur- pose to narrate in a succeeding chapter of these mcmoirsj, and then continued: "I rcmarlu-d a while ago that what I am going to relate has to do with three Engineers. The fact that the three were Engineers I arrived at by a very simple course of reasoning. Each one was accompanied by a young lady, and, by the way, Botkins, if you had been observant you would have noticed that only those three, of all the people in the east bank of seats, were so accompanied-a fact in itself rather peculiar, serving to emphasize the peculiarity of the main circumstance. Now a convocation is a free show, and as only an Engi- neer would take a girl to a free show, I deduced the fact that the three individuals in question were Engineers. The fact that they would appear in public at all with female company led me to con- clude that they were Freshman Engineers, as it is a well known fact that after an Engineer be- comes a Sophomore he is so enamoured of the pipe and bowl that he loses all inclination toward the opposite sex. But the remarkable thing about it all was that those three Freshman Engineers had on each a glaring green cravat. If you had seen that, Botkins, I have no doubt that you would have put it down as a mere coincidence and passed it by. But coincidences are the making of my par- ticular profession, and give me an opportunity for the display of my genius in psychological deduc- tion. I refer you, for a complete discussion of this subj ect, to my pamphlet entitled 'Coincidences and why they Coincidef "It did not take me long to solve the mys- tery of the three green cravats. You must know, first, that a given event, if it be in any degree worthy of note, will cause approximately the s:nne impression on all those witnesses whose minds arc cast in approximately the same mould. Now you are aware, Botkins, that the minds of all Engineers, and especially of all Freshman Engineers, are very much of the same type, just as their personal appearance, as you remarked a while ago, is largely the same. It became evident to me. then, that the three Engineers, while dress- ing for convocation, had all been attracted by the same thing, which thing produced the same im- pression on the mind of each. This thing, in order to affect the Engineers in such a manner that each should don a green cravat, must have been a thing calculated to leave an impression of greenness. "And what thing in all the world is as well quali- tiedsto leave such an impression as a Shorthorn? The Shorthorns, you know, have just arrived. I rea- soned furthermore that something of especial mo- ment to the Engineers must have caused the three to go to their windows at the exact instant that some wandering Shorthorn was to be seen. Now I know that the college girls were out walking this morning, and I know too that every Freshman in school will go out of l1is way to rubber at them. Hence I concluded that tl1e three knights of the green cravat had gone, at one and the same mo- ment, to their several windows to watch the college line as it passed, that they had seen outside a Shorthorn, and that the latter had produced such an impression of greenness on their minds that they had wandered back to their dressers and in a state of semi-consciousness had forthwith arrayed themselves in green cravats. Being green tl1e1n- selves, their minds were simultaneously excited by the deeper greenness of the Shorthorn. As they were the only Freshmen at convocation who had female company, the natural deduction is that they were the only ones who dressed especially for the occasion and hence that they alone were led by the sight of the Shorthorn to put on green neckwear. "I observed at convocation also that the three were apparently not acquainted with one another, and reasoned therefore that they did not room at the same place. This conclusion is proved true when you consider that if such had been the case the three Engineers would, on starting out for convo- cation, have noticed the superabundance of green in their make-ups, and consequently would have returned to their rooms and cast aside the offend- ing color. Even a Freshman Engineer is wise enough not to make conscious addition to his greenness." Skerlock Bones ceased speaking, settled back in his big arm-chair, and puffed away contentedly. Soon his brow puckered and I knew that he had forgotten the mystery that he had just unravelled before me and was engaged in some other equally complex process of ratiocination. I knew that I should hear no more the sound of his voice that night, and slipped away to bed, leaving Bones to his meditations. I had long since forgotten to wonder at tl1e genius of the man. The unfolding of the Mystery of the Three Green Cravats is pre- served in my memory, and notes, only as one out of the many manifestations of the gigantic intel- lect of my friend, Skerlock Bones. B. S. G. PAST AND PRESENT. Jeptha was cm ancient judge, Who had u daughter fair. Now Jepthafs just a student lad FVh0 simpliy has red hair. 21 'll fee" dlfmgaapfg in ff fc Casa le. -,-1, 'iS??"lIi13' 'I'- We mi tt i ,, 4"' fig 4 43- one l a This West. fr ,peiwxaasswevk , If K If CC it 'UWQWQ sf' IW HHN discoursing on Columbia's Muddy Thoroughfares, I l1ave al- ways found it advisable to wear hip boots. They keep my under- standing from becoming muddled. I have known lots of streets in my day, but never did I run across such streets as we have in Columbia. Did you ever try to run across one of them? Don't do it-you'll be sea-sick. Iill tell you what, the aqueous thoroughfares of Venice are not in it com- pared with those of Columbia. IVhy, in Colum- bia a man can find his watery grave by simply falling oil' the sidewalk. You can't do that in Yeniee. They don't have sidewalks there. lVe're not bothered with an over supply of them in Co- luinbia either. But about our ste,mping-stonesfdid you ever hear of them? l'ni sure you've heard of the roll- ing stone, the one that gathers no moss. XVI-ll ours are not rolling stonesg they're just plain every-day stepping stones. But honestly the nmd is so deep in clfllllllllllil that they have to anehor these stepping-stones to keep them from floating off. I once saw a whole fleet of stepping-stones come sailing down the street. It was just after a big rain and a chicken had crawled upon one to avoid the flood. It thought it was the ark, I guess. That chicken had actually paddled round in the mud so much it had begun to look like a duck. I guess you know that they've had to establish several life-saving stations in Columbia. VVhatl you don't know what a life-saving station is-one of those places where they buoy up your downcast feelings, fill you full of rosy hopes, and start you on the high seas of prosperity? O, you know all about them, so what's the use of my making you homesick. Instead, I'll tell you about two men I saw down on Broadway. One man was on one side of the street, the other on t'other side. Man on t'other side, who was a Dutchman, said to man on hither side, "Get the road over.', Hither side man started across, but the current was so strong it carried him two blocks down the street. A few days ago I saw a farmer coming into town with a wagon load of apples. I asked him why he didn't buy a boat. He said he couldn't afford it, so he'd have to ford it. He did ford it! They found his wagon seat in front of the Post Office, one of his horses in the Hinkson, and some two dozen apples in a small boy who was suffering from Cholera Morbus. The rest will be found when the mud dries up. The livery men have a hard time to make a liv- ing in this town during the rainy season They ought to get a supply of gondolas, build a pier out from the Court House steps, and tack up some such sign as, "See the Sights in a Gondola, Fifty Cents per Hour." Anybody would pay fifty cents to see the sights in a gondola. I saw them once for nothing. A big fat man was standing up in a gon- dola when it hit a snag. It took two hours to find the girl that had been sitting in the other end. And the saddest part of it was that she lost one of the settings out of her n:une. Before she fell M sq, .5 , 4, ,, , 'LWM2 Q-Itdxnf Q A XA K ,. - ' fx' A 'X' 'TW ' Lxwxx X 'P 'VY-CX N XX Q X. in she was called Maud but after they fished her out she was just plain Mud. I've been wondering how Columbia got its name. The more I think about it, the surer I am that it was christened after old "Chris" himself. Mr. Dooley says, "Columbus he came over here in f0ll7'f66?l. nifnety- two, Wlzevz New York was a 'vacant lot in history it is true, 'Twas down at Castle Garden he first put his foot on land," etc.g but then Dooley might have been mistaken for all that. If Columbus really did land in this little burg his sailors had an admirable excuse for wish- ing to return to Spain. It was enough to dis- courage anybody. But some people refute this theory. They say Columbia was named after the Columns. Now in reality the Columns were named after Columbia, that is, Columbia was named first. Shakespeare says on this subject, "VVhat's in a name F" Isn't that beautifully true? Anybody can see at first sight that there's not much in Co- lumbia. Yet there are some people who still be- lieve that "O, Columbia, the Gem of the Ocean" was Written in memorial of this town. True, some- body ought to write its epitaph. I'm going to try it some time. WVhatl you don't believe I can write poetry? I'll give you a spasm: The mud puddle was wide and deep- Dr. Picharcl was strolling about- A sudden slip, a splash, a. shriek- It tools two men to Pielfard out. Isn't that true to life? Herels another: A maid and a Doctor of Psychology Zllet on a crossing, one bad, muddy day, The maiden looked up to see who was by her- Just then her foot slipped-she fell into Jleyer. But I must stop this tomfoolery. And don't believe, kind reader, that all l've said is true. Yve do have mud, and plenty of it too, but when it's gone and dry land once again appears, there's no place on earth better than old Columbia. T. T. R. t magma A, . "" W' ""' in ff 21.9 QWM H-611 il' Q4 I-N V is ,fwfr 'Lx E ,ig ' I KX Jwlm- we t g. Z 1 i 5 . 13 W EE 3, -. f 4:5 0, 5 . If ': Z f ,ff . G Af ., il f .1 a f fa f M44 fa- '-S' ' ' , f W 1 v- fi. if-Fife 4 , l f fyf' ff , ,g-,sf N, :.fTx Q 5 ,95 l l . as v f , 4,:r2fE'f W' QI 220 li ? ' ' , -U '-Valfvizv 'nm H ' 3-4"'f ' 1 , -ff-'Q -f'Z'!"F7I' ' 'PDL nl? ,,., . 531. 'X .- nag S'.g-Ss''f?C5ggfi1 -9,5013 wa ' k V- If si 'F-Wiiff. 1215-14 .iw-J-N-'v 1,-an :ff Ji-A 7'?':y:!y'. " U 2' ' ,Q .s-l', - S - " 1- "'.E --.' 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Tnvas lzappzness 'QV For slzorflzorn, calf , ' -'fi' . 1. 1' ' . ml3W,52g5rlW V Mx Q If ztlz fond eavess ef":f-'.'.f.ewm-mf'fs f 4515- T 1-' 1 - ' f '5Q5.:,gsqg-,yglgw-Mb 0 lzss ze: foo. . . H .' - B4 '::Yf'Q1-f'l',.,- . X .zigfsffzxrfiba-ff ' . ,-.n -:-11- - ,fag 1qx,f':, . ,1- 'f7iSf32id,5v Sqfffeagsgg- :,J.Ri7n"fu,a Then nvlzy should she, IVIZCII snveez' siwfeen, -' Request an man ,.35355.Qq:,,,,, , ,.,,,-Q In fit 0 f spleen 'r.4i1::i.-9q'g2":,,'i ' "' , .5-5.17. , CQ, .' . i T 0 kzss her foot? 'rs' 'f "' - .me..g,,fvq :"""M. " H N J. PF nh 'f. '5""' ' nJ.L44' ' I2 J. g', 1, .w5'3?U?:9.l'51i:.f:1:i:4if Spf!! g1fsL1,?g'r-2i-:.34?2?M-iis,:- '...fQ. 3 1 -5-6,5 sg- 55: Epi L,:gfil.w.f l'f:f1g:-5aw,4ifg-Agqsgg 41- 5 z. -4, , - O, W ..f, ..., ,:,,.-, DMIQZN- '! 5,42-wi f-:': n ,Lf 5Q3few5gJ' :fn-Tx . -,fn .--,-'-sah ,..-' -:. -'.-rw . Q '7Yj21::lfZ551:.':L, .. wr We -ifk ia, A- Specialzizng Sammy. R GREEN believed in knowledge so he sent lzi.s Sam to Building million-dollar castles out 0 As for Sam his lzeart was burning, madly panting, madly yearning For the laurel wreath of learning and a seholarts noble name. Sammy paclfed his trunh: and started, If-ith and lrin were brohen-hearted, But eonsoled themselves with thinking' of the Samuel Green to-he. All the town prognostieated, lest their Sam seem underrated, That the boy was surely fated for a famous destiny. Sammy wrote from Brockton-Bazoo how a man would lie a yazoo If, by Jovel he entered college not to learn to specialize. "lUodern schools are all awahring," said the great one in the making QSophomoric wisdom l Ilfillgy, "to the fact that this implies." Farmer Green was heard to whistle when he read this wise epistle, But he wrote in loving manner for his son to choose his way. "Specialize until you're busted, for your dad is somewhat erusted, A I ' f " nc perhaps a tiifle rusted on the fangles of to-dayf, Sammy home to sf end v t' p aca ion was the cause of eelebrationg And to all who came to question him, with lcisses and with lzugs, Ile announced without evasion and without the least persuasion, Often making the occasion, that he delved in doodle-bugs. People loolred at him and wondered-had the youthful genius blundered? llfhat the strange and mystic meaning of the simple seeming fact? PVl l' ' r ' f ' ' zy tzzs snifhng and this turning up the nose at Latin learning- This unreverential spurning of the lfnowledge that they lacked? f Sammy's future fame, college, 221 222 Samuel Green disdained to quiet their suspicious running riot, Doodle-bugs defending proudly but without a trace of spleen. Greeh and Latin were offensive, Mathematics reprehensive To the thoughtful, mild, and pensive mind of specializing Greeu. Farmer Green believed in Sammy, saying to him, "Samuel, damme! It's beyond my comprehension wlzat the deuee you're driving at, But I guess it's scientific so my mind remains pacific, .-Ind as crops are still prolific I am with you, standing pat." Sammy kept on specialising-even wrote a book comprising Every bit of extant knowledge of the genus doodle-bug. Finally there came an ending, Sammy from his work unbending lVearily his may came rnrending, westward to the farm-house snug. .sind to tell it all in little, Sammy couldu't even whittleg .els for figures si.1'-year Gladys could have put him on tl1e bum. Ile was long on buglets-doodle but as harmless as a poodle, .rlnd it nrasntt in his noodle-head to solve tlze simplest sum. I'l!1l'7IIC'I' Green was sorely smitten, Sammy showed the booh he'd written, But the passion-heated father threw the treatise in the grate. "Doodle-bugs and little fshes! Heed, you cur, your father's wishes- Specialize in 'washing dishes!-though I fear you start too late." Though he still believes in hnonvlerlge, Farmer Green sends not to college .fl ny others of his youthful, future-great-men. prodigies. IIe,s persuaded non- that hoeing, reaping wheat and lihelvise sowing, Un a farm thatls rich and g'ron'ing' are the proper specialties. e . -R. B. DI ONE DAY- Dr. Almstedt came to school without his cane. Somebody read an official bulletin. .The library clock l1ad the right time. There was a convocation which degenerated into a holiday. Prof. Penn was at class on time. Somebody wondered what Hetherington was for. Max Meyer took a Freshman Angeless for better 01' WOFSC. Somebody asked why the buck bushes and hazel brush were put around the campus. Dr. Viles rolled down his trousers. Somebody made a path to Hinkson. A YEAR AGO TODAY- Kelsey couldn't dance. Kelsey didnyt want to dance. Jesse was still here. Wood wasn't married. Pickard wasn't Dean. Ogden hadn't arrived. Doc Brown didn't have assessments to pay. QHe hasn't yet.j Doc Brown flunked a few. Piggy didn't Hunk Jim Ross. Pants Potts was wearing tan shoes. Penn was in Europe. Schuermeyer ate three meals. Jim Ross told a story. Deacon Croy was doing "pleasant and profit- able" work. "Bedelia,' hadn't lit yet. It was probably muddy. Lyon was Leto. The Y. M. C. A. stopped at a dollar. Nelson knocked. Blodgett was still a Freshman. Green wasn't in the Cotillion Club. Nugent changed his shirt. Charlie Martin wasn't going to Mexico. Abe Marx didn't light around Christian College. Belden got a shave. The SAVITAR was going in the hole. The Asterisks weren't full yet. Claude Chester Fogle was beginning to com- mence to be forgotten. Beery pressed a pair of pants. Frampton was writing poetry. Tom Hall wasn't starving. "Macbeth" was still a pleasant recollection. The SAVITAR board liked Mark Twain. Hogsett and Sea were fond of Indian Myths and Legends. McFarland thought Quayle a good thing. Shep. Lefller led a retired life. Kimple rubbered around Stephens College. Indian Kahn didnit have an M. Max Meyer was seeking in vain. Ellwood wasn't billed to lecture. Lippy wasn't moving dirt. Ellwood didn't get sick. And the present SAVITAR staff were blissfully ignorant of any such thing as an Executive Board. 22 224 ANNOUNCEMENT. Jonas Viles, the whiskered hobbledehoy from Hahvahd. will deliver a series of lectures to the American History class on the following subjects: 1. On the admirable character of John Adams. Q. IVherein P. Henry and T. Jefferson fell short of true statesmanship and patriotism. 3. On the abysmal ignorance of the Solid South. Al-. Concerning Andy Jackson, the coarse, un- lettered son of the soil, who became an accidental president. QUERIES AND ANSWERS. Judge Lawson gives a stag dinner party. Doc- tors Loeb and Roberts are among the guests. Query: IVhy does Doctor Roberts wear home Doctor I.oeb's coat and hat? .'I n.s'n'c'r- . ............ . The next day Mrs. Roberts sends Doctor Loeb his coat and hat. Qzwryt IVhat does Mrs. Roberts receive in re- turn? .1zmrzirfr-Doctor Roberts' coat and hat. A petition is started to have Doctor 'Ill'CIlll0lll1C made l'1'ot'esso1' ot' lclistory. Qzwrlqz Xtho started the petition? .I 11.9 nv' rg .............. ANOTHER DAY- Seevers played handball. Mac Anderson was heard arguing. ' School Bag Carter came to school without his book-Satchel. McMurtry needed a shave. Sweeney got a new hat. There was a mass meeting and VVarm Atmos- phere Nelson did not make a speech nor Donnell present resolutions. Somebody asked if Patrick Henry or Red Headed Freshman IVilson said, 'iDown with law- lessnessf' There was a Freshman track meet participated in by Kelly and Fisher. O'Bannon went twice in one evening to a re- lay dance. Calla Varner blossomed out in a poet's dream of a millinery concoction. Somebody asked Corpulent Steele if he had to tie a string around the top of his head to Hnd how far up to wash his face. Doc Blodgett said he pitied those that couldn't understand German at the Deutehes Theater. Somebody asked who this Frank G. Hobart was anyway. Doc Blodgett asked Penter for a translation of Schiller's "Caroline Stuart." MAC ANDERSON SUMS UP THE POLITI- CAL SITUATION IN MISSOURI. Judge Galmt is an ex-Coufedewate. a gallalmt iightah, and a faithful and eftieient public survalmt. Mistah IVeed is a hewoic pahty leadah, a good administwatah. and a flowwy owatah. Mistah Folk is a liah. a pahty infidel, and an in- cowwuptible public suhvahnt. Mistah Hahwy Hawes is a scholah, a gentleman of cultuh and wetinemcnt, loyal to his pahty, and a boodlah. HOVV THE JUNIOR FOOTBALL TEAM TIED THE TIGERS. Drury College beat William Jewell College 12 to 6, or six points. Westminster College beat VVilliam Jewell 6 to 0, or six points. This puts Drury and VVestminster on a par. Drury played VVashington a tie game, hence YVashington is on a par with VVestminster. When the Tigers played Washington the score was, as you remember, 0 to O. If the Tigers played YVashington a tie game, then they would have played Westminster a tie game also, since VVestminster and WVashington are in the same class. The Juniors tied VVestminster 5 to 5. VVhat would have happened then if the Junior team had played the Tigers? Do you get it? It's just as simple as a high school girl. Nine rahs for Doc. Blodgett! THE WISE ONES SAY- Brown is the hardest problem in chemistry. Dr. Fraulein Stewart is an Irishwoman. Penn and his valise were chums in youth. The Glee Club consists of two parts: Frank Birch-and others. Pickard is the principal attraction in the archae- ological museum. Franken has a good head, but no hair on it. R. H. Jesse, Jr., went to class on April Ist. Jenkins' running ability helped him in his snipe hunt. SELF-EVIDENT FACTS. The President came from Virginia. Steiner tries to be too important to be only a Sophomore. McLean wants that new quarter-back. Freshman VVilson made one visit to Read Hall. Hot Air Nelson never loses the opportunity ot making a speech. The Savitar can tlourish without the faculty sup- port. Doc Blodgett smiles sometimes. Harold W'illiams writes about llll1lSL'lf in 'KClub Notes." Leo Loeb talks too much. The girls play basket ball to entertain the in- x ited guests. The Independent must think its subscribers like to read ads. Birch, of last ycar's Savitar Board, XV0llld1l,t have his picture in this year's Savitar. THE TALE UF .1 FLUNK. Noni nilzy in tlze name of true learning, I ask of you, Varsity girl, D0 you come to tlzis sanctum of sturly To set all -my brain in a nvlzirl? I came here to ftnislz a tlzesis, But there is one sitting close by lVl1o glances across at my table lVitl1 a coy little glance and shy. 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'K ,I o t'q"f 1 ftfv' ' Qr 1 if V7 'qv' y..W'LV"fl ,L ls I NN . f :- n ' ' K . 1 x X xv X rw' O me it is alnvays a mystnway hVhy a certain pnuofessor of Hystnvay lVhen he vnahes an adnvess Should seem in distrvess And stand like an idiot thys -rvay. EFFECTIVE. He had been drinking rvhislfey, Ifis breath was liquified, So he nvent into a drug store And called the clerlc aside. Said he, "Please me something To take my breath away." lV0rv the Clerk was tnvo-thirds German He said he did verstehe. He fixed an anfful compound, The drunlcard drank it donfn, Then let three mighty war-nfhoops That raised the rvhole blamed town. Away his breath rvas taheng The cause is plainly seen, For the drug clerk was convicted Of selling Paris Green. -R1GsBY. ANENT THE EASTERTIDE. I. Gladys in her Easter bonnet- See the frills and feathers on. it, Every one a .subtle snare Taking hearts all n'nan'are. lVorthy theme for idle sonnet- Gladys and her Easter bonnet. II. Papa--see the suit hels wearing, Sadly faded, patches bearing. Every patch that ma put on it flleant a plank for Gladys' bonnet. Deny old papa, never caring For the faded suit he's nearing. P. S. N. ,ff gl 'Sw . in 5, M 'IL -as X' K X , 6 ,1 , ir X .XR it 11 X X -f in . a '5 Z z r J 4 2 'Qxbri c 1 if -41 Q, t f u f 'frffLB'1""X 2 218 A Few Slvorf Lefterf Pueblo, l'oIorrm'0, fllaly fi, 190-11. S A v1'r.ix ii : It affords me great pleasure to Comply with your courteous request. Since leaving the Univer- sity. life has been somewhat strenuous with me at times. but I think my five years training there has to some extent qualified me as a winner of bread. Native candor and modesty alone prevent my say- ing what an ornamental and useful member of society I have become. Of course the present stu- dent body can never hope to attain that high standard of conduct maintained by students of years past, but still there is hope. Be good, be true. shun evil companions and resist temptation and it' all cannot be captains of industry, some 1-'in make good workers in the vineyard. IVitl1 best wishes for success and prosperity of our great university, I remain, Respectfully. "Long Jolzni' HARRY E. ROBINSON '02. Sf. Louis, Mo., April 27, 1901. Ilimn S,xv1'r.xR: The student's love for his University deepens with each ye'1r's separation, and experience impels a fuller appreciation of its vast opportunities. Encourage an active interest in the different phases of' college life, the broadening effect will be helpful to the student long after his college days are over. Kindest regards for you and your Savitar. Very truly yours. .Iosern S. Nll'IN'I'YRIfI. .lli.v.s'oulr:, .lIm1fnnr1, .llny Ii. 19014. lfunvzxns, S'rl'ni-:x'rs .xxn cll..XSSM.X'l'l'ISZ One of' the great and iinport:n1t questions for a - From Old Studenliv student to decide, upon leaving dear old HM. S. U." for the last time as a student, is whether "I shall begin life at home or whether I shall seek a home in the 'wild and woolly, west." To those who are in doubt, I would say go west. The west is the young man's country. Her mountains and hills, plains and forests, are but one large and undeveloped sea of unlimited resources, the country is growing rapidly, and the worthy and meritorious are always recognized. My success here in Missoula has been far more than I ever dreamed of. VI'ishing all the under- graduates, graduates and the alumni of M. S. U. the best of luck and happiness, I am, Very sincerely yours, THOMAS NEr,soN MAR1.ow1-:. Fort Smith, Ark., Slay A1-, 1904-. Savrrixn Boann, Columbia, Missouri. GENTLEBIENZ lVhen we'uns got you'uns request the other day, we'uns said, " 'Aven't it in the 'Co-Op' now, we'uns 'll order it for you'uns." IVe'uns 'ad forgot. But we'uns 'll never forget bein' a Missourian and a M. S. Uan. In words usable by the immortal gov'ner we Arkansawyers 'ave, "lVe'uns be a friend to everybody that looks like a M. S. Uan, past, present, or future." After livin'here for two years and a-teachin'here, we'uns 'ud 'ave to be showed afore we'uns 'ud blicvc there was a better town for business or schools any- where outside of Missouri. They delivers the goods. lVith hearty good wishes for you'uns and all other M. S. Uans. we'uns are Very Truly. I. S. Mxuuox. Hannibal, lllissouri, May 7, 19044. SAVITAR BOARD, Columbia, Missouri. DEAR FELLOWS: In my offiee ever sitting In my well worn chair, lVith my larv books all around me, Filled with knowledge to astound me, Listen I for footsteps on the stair. For the flight leads to my office- To my oyfice and my lair, And there I sit and ponder Who will be the first to rvander, Wander up my little private stair. And the books look down upon me, Some books old and rare, And they seem to titter gently As I listen so intently- Listen for a footstep on the stair. For they once belonged to others Ilfith my ojiee and my ehair, And each object fairly taunts me With the thought that ever haunts me- Then-there niere footsteps on the stair. These same books have looked on elients. Clients full of gold and care. I ha-ue often heard of sueh But have never been in touch, Neither have their shoesoles with my stair. ae ae ee ee ee ez- ee as Crazy-crazy-O, so crazy And my poor heart's on a. tear. How can I tell you mildly With my blood a-boiling wildly, I think there is a footstep on the stair- Gee whiz-It is A footstep on the stair. I think that's all, and with best wishes for you and your board, I am Yours Truly, L. M. CLILD ANDERSON '02. Denver, Folorado, April 25, 19041. THE SAVITAR BoARD: To all who love old M. S. U., greeting. I ani rejoicing with all of you over the progress of "Old Missouri," the State and the University. Let us be as enthusiastic for the ,Varsity during the coming summer as We have been for the nine months past. She is the best friend we students ever had, so we can afford to do much for her. I havenit had a decent yell since last Thanks- giving, so I hope to greet you all there next fall and we'll tear the roof off. Yours truly, F. VV. SANSOM. "SALTY" LINES. Into lifefs turmoil Seeking the best of it, Straight for the 'vortea' Nor reeking tl1e rest of it- Lea'1'ing the byuvays For weaker than you, Itunting the hig'l1n'ays Of effort anem- Into the thick of it, Dozen you must, Up again, snieat begrimed, Covered with dust- Glory of battle flglonv in your j9'ame, The strenuous struggle That thinks not of fame- Hruised, but make light of it, lVeleome the fight of it, Ah for the might of it, Glorious ganze.' ,A I". C. H. 22 33 O i y I l 1 n - 1 i ii 'ui l iersf -'A' 'ilu--N i frail .l i ll' li ti ' 12 l M. , . g , . i qu lzzzgglgllll ' I I I "iiiiEliiiiiiiliiiiiliilll5SEiiiiiIi'II" lf' ll' Speclal Ed1t1On of Works of Harry Lyon IKE Edgar Allan Poe---that meteoric literary genius of the nineteenth century---Harry Lyon in his short but crowded lite produced a series oflissays, Stories and Poems that rank as the most phenomenal work the century l ' l Ol l ' 1 xx ritttn word the weird the subtle the sublime. has brought forth. The man's eharaeters nnes tirougi us eye 'y ' ' ' --- , - , fk' l lsuirits and the friendships thus formed had a During his life at college Lyon drew about him a eoterie o int ret 1 b 'll' l tl n 1 thorouvh student but during those years he marked influence on the man's after eareer. Lyon was a ri rant rat ier ra . .O ' , 1. In his "College Stories" and "Life amassed sueh 11 wide knowledge of the literature of all ages as comes only to the Chosex ' l f l A The "Philoso uhic'1l Essays" follow daring of Dan MeFarlandi' the yery essenee ofthe true college life mas ount expression. ' E I - - l cr 1 l the "Colle0L Stories " besides and original lines ot' thought and they embody as mueh of the aut 10195 strange e'eet as 5' ' , 9 11 l f l til ti the magazine he so being the product of later and more mature years. The 'fl oems' eu et rom t ie es o faithfully edited, would, even were they Lyon's only elaim to eminenee, rank the author high in the list of writers oi" Hlinglish undeliledfi It is fl matter of regret that such a brilliantly imaginatiye writer produced but two noiels---'+TIie Life of Leto" and "Adventures ofian Ad. YVriter"---yet bothofthese are origi- nal in plot and well developed in detail---two novels of great import. The edition includes a "Bio- : e if Klintrbeil 'ind some hitheno ' 32.52 .L , Ura why and Notes" by the :iuthor's lifelong friend Geor e . 5 ra . . r- 1 r- b P N C r Q unpublished letters edited by the same gentleman. Q99 xox wikis? l - N 's We hair- portions of the es-.ry on "I'Oli'S S'l'YLli'i .md "LOCAL COLOR IN THE NVORKS AQ QP? OQQLLQ O Ol" SH.XKliSl'li.-Xllli AND CONA-XX DOYLIT' togerher with sample pages, illustraitionsh press GY vQo1Q'T'dGSQi'-eb' . e S tonnnents, erty, publislied in pamplilet form .ind this ue will send to any address in the United States , 1+ ,Q QL Q- Q 3 " " X' -:XFX-Q so or Q'.1n.i-l.1 for tix rents in stamps, 'l'e.1r od the sub-ioined coupon and ll1.lll to .QT Lo? 5.942 A 5 .X XLS "Y.s9.:cu .f rnirz FUNMAKER Co. COMPANY, L i 0.083 B O X V X Nb Q 4-ll-44, Main Street xxx 5 cog Q0 .9 by ,Sp I . K .- . , .S wk . .QA xv .0 .-L19 Xi ,g Kansas City, - - - Missouri ngfglg-"5 5153. jog by . - . e , . X , Q N , QX .5 .O GK 9 LOAYU QX .55 Q C0 nl'Ir-:iso Mention lllli S.XYl'l'.XIl,i Seq, Ge.Se X8 .v Y, Q Qs SL Calendar ..', l,'l 'Q Q Q ,Aff -3 I I Q. i ' KI' 1 p wt k . V ff" " R171-1 p i, I . , . "' . ix ,V ' I xx ., I :j k . 'E' ff l -3 " t2'if'i S-f-S' - FIRST SEMESTER SEPTEMBER 8-"All Departments Open." Un- cle Dick apologizes for still holding his job. SEPTEMBER 9-Boarding house grub continues fair. SEPTEMBER 10-Irvin Switzler buys three good cigars. SEPTEMBER 11-Football practice gets strenu- OHS. SEPTEMBER 12-Hollingsliead applies for room at Read Hall. SEPTEMBER 13-Y. M. C. A. doing wellg raises 34-i.11. SEPTEMBER 1-1--Grub gets rotten. AX, 22. jffgggg' fiyfj 5 7' J X 1 giif pf -' 'ff' 4 ' 1. ' ,f , - ulflbg' " .ff -. 1. fi ' "' , :Hi ", . elif jf jlfl, QQ- ff" - ' 4 V1 fxfzffifjk QQ V. I f ,v-A , it Nl WW 'ill P f v ' I m -0 1,7 WZ. X I v its ,kffnojwy VA E, . p.,, 1, l - P X ' ,' , yi 'I j f . 1 -. 1 - 1,-Q11 X . f iw 414, , 1 ,f SEPTEMBER 15-Sweetly sing the donkeys at the close of dayg Lawson he doth lead tliein, while Roberts feeds the hay. is-,Z wzfetfevt ee e-Vg 1- et- e' e A A f WAP' P e' it ' bi X 1 .cl AW 1 igfs' 5 ,xv .A ,I X! X , . TBM, " xl' f Q '? , .. ,- ' ff! f 'mi iw li My -2 V E -9 nt et P .TQ a ff mg. ,rolmw me -.1a.,,- Z., , -, g Aa- 'ig " " " nefcegfgle.. -., -J --4 231 SEPTEMBER 17-Corporal Hann gives up inil- itaryfhattalion dishands. 7 . 5' f i f ' , ' W .f 5 LA Q. ski 5'6- SEPTEMBER 18-Y. M. and Y. VV. C. A. hold their annual hat-stealing. S E PTE M B E R 19-Football niass-meeting. "Sway- hac-k" gets rattled. SEPTEMBER 20-Max Meyer does the Qlvjriglit thing. SEPTEMBER 21-Phi Gains adopt H N E initia- tion ceremony. SliP'I'EMBliR 28-Indian Kahn decides to give the team the use of his valuable services. SEPTEMBER Ql'1XVL'lC0lllt' U. C. V. SEPTEMBER 525-First holiday. Dr. Brown of the hriinstone department greatly ehagrined. SEPTEMBl'1R 26-Dudley arrivethg Martin re- joieeth. Sl'1l'TEMBl'iR 28-Prentis president pro-tem and i'0lllllllSSllI'y to Jesse Chill. Sl'll'Tl'lMBl'llt 550- fllr. Brown to l"reshie: ull' one :nan eau see 1-ight miles. how would you make Oclzonefn OCTOBER 2-Missouri 405 Rolla 0. OCTOBER 5-Bushy gets soreg Coach applies Kickapoo Indian Salve. OCTOBER 7-Sig Alphs subscribe two bits to bleacher fund. OCTOBER 9-Bleachers erected. Second football convocationg Clark VV. speaks. OCTOBER ll-"Grinnell is afraid of us." OCTOBER 12-Grinnell wins on points. OCTOBER 14+-Peeler, Kennedy and Sam Frank have heart-to-heart talk back of Stephens Col- lege. OCTOBER 16-McFarland calls for zig-zag march. QHe never got it.j Rooters organize. Izzy reminisces. llllllllil l i vi . . ' i.- - ri I F ! T I. T 'Q . ea-- W,- f,flT"3 21 Zi--raid lvlfumlj OCTOBER 17-Drake 17g Missouri 0. OCTOBER 18-Percy announces that he has found the Missfingj Link. OCTOBER 20-Kansas wins at tennis. Horse- shoe tournament billed. OCTOBER 23-Kennedy of Simpson College heats us 12 to 0. OCTOBER 2-lr-The three TKIIIIS'-Slllltll. llall and Jones swear oil' hetting on Missouri. OCTOBER 26-Junior Civils drive the first "stab" in the P. W. and G. P. Ry. OCTOBER 27-Kelsey starts class in Folk-lore. OCTOBER 29-Rumors afloat that the Catalogue is on the road. OCTOBER 31--Haskell and Missouri navies meet at Kansas City. Our boat swamped. NOVEMBER 1-Ellis spends day hunting for Halloweien hat-pins-in his anatomy. NOVEMBER 2-Discipline Committee gets busy. NOVEMBER 5-l.eH'ler and Wzllker quit gamb- ling. NOVEMBER 6-Myers wears a necktie. Bobo has on a shirt. NOVEMBER 7-Nothin' doin': Missouri Og Washington 0. NOVEMBER 8--Republic hands Birney a few. We still swear by the "Cub." NOVEMBER 11-Junior-Freshie reception. Mrs. Fitch and Secord spend pleasant afternoon. NOVEMBER 12-Long John in town. U N E holds business session. NOVEMBER 14.-The sixth moral victory: Iowa 125 Missouri 0. NOVEMBER 16-Blodgett seen carrying a Bible. Dr. Jesse reproves him. NOVEMBER 18-Washburn 63 Missouri 0. Lyon gets a telegram. "Manuscript found in a bot- tle. H NOVEMBER 20-The Egyptian Prince discards his straw lid. NOVEMBER 22-Pop Allen wakes a man up in his class. NOVEMBER 25-Off for K. C. NOVEMBER 26-Pooler 5g Missouri 0. A great game. NOVEMBER 30-University resumes work in the Cold Storage Department. DECEMBER 1-Football reception. 17 girls and 329 boys present. ' DECEMBER 9,-Hiram Le Roi Sea spends pleasant afternoon at Hubbell's corner. DECEMBER 4-Nelson cusses fl? B K. DECEMBER 5-Nelson joins fl' B K. DECEMBER 7-Morning: Mayor Reed in the school house. Evening: Banda Rossa. DECEMBER Q-Ben VVood gets a hair cut. DECEMBER 12-Dudley loses ovcrcoatg Brack condoles. , ,ff 13, ' .93 'Egy- XL? K' g'f..:-.??i,:':f'4i?g'"'f'7lfg'-Ai1'fi?wig,ih'v6fr9v 5 2 M il wig? fijilyg X f i ifliihll 7511 , H L w-nx....a.L fl wi fl fa 1 as is f at if .9 yairwf ...W .f 'surf' new I 'ZEK W fV"di Z- 7 M" A' x" Y' ff 1 ravi, Z - Q2-if? w 2 23+ DECEMBER l'L-Leffler talks about Bianca. DECEMBER 16-I,cH'lcr ditto. DECEMBER 17-Mr. Caldwell loses a 3160 dia- mond stud-a gc-iniiric Brazilian stone. DECEMBER IQ-Exit begins. DECEMBER Q1-Senior and Junior En0'in6ers tv entertain. DECEMBER QQ-Big draft on fcinalc-college railway Certificates. DECEMBER 23'-Dick grants permission to go. DECEMBER 244-JANUARY 5-Sadness in the hearts of Booch, Clen. and Tom. JANUARY 6'-Schuermeyer adopts McFadden system. JANUARY 8-Jim Ellis has an adventure with a wild cat. JANUARY QQMemorial day. JANUARY 11-Sc-l1uerineyer's plan gains favor. JANUARY 12-Lipscomb takes slide down the elevator shaft. "Some poor cuss will sufFer." '3""'f . . f -A- -5-MAA , ., 'Q J il D Cl g?i'irdri1u:f1"l7"li C Z v7liWllX1nVlfPUl'lb , MIM" 'PJ X if I 5 . X - ri va lax W V5 t ' XX N' X 1 S, XE K. 11721 Pfm X m 5 til R A A., va X 1 Q-I ,QF 0 ' i 'gig f ' it K' 53 "I I ' 952' A new 2 S f ??Ii 6 ' HALL. J .YQ 5l7urTbqrQa JANUARY 141-Wordswo1'tl1 hands Plunkett a JANUARY 30-Glee Club glees. Birch buys a package in Pe-nn's class. JANUARY 16-Kilmer swipes Miss Feldt's pie. JANUARY 18-Shorthorn Farmer launched-a gold brick. JANUARY 21-Prexy calls annual powwow of the faculty to prevent cheating. JANUARY 22-5-Cralnming. JANUARY 25-They're off-Brown's yearlings in the lead. JANUARY 27-lllax Meyer, in opening a box of household furniture with a hatchet, chops the table top a Uleetle oop." av' V ' ,Q - A -fr -Y , ' l, i1 '1' ff' LT' ' W A fir a . r WW lg.. . bouquet. FEBRUARY 1-"Piggy,, turned away from the intellectual hospital as incurable. SECOND SEMESTER FEBRUARY Q-"There is a call for ambitious young men to do the spring plowing."-Gist of speech at opening of second semester. FEBRUARY 3-Brown and Pickard dis-cus? as sessnients. ,rx U 'W 0 I K ' ',, C- "T .,,,,,,, Q, 1 fwix R :NI '. P "flM,11Q!,,glL5,: I .J i wwfff 09 iw. " -fllpm-Q" w 'Y X 3 v I 54 X 'wit 52011 9, ' iw jgrwxl I X Lg ' s Ni I , I f fwfr? aff 'W gf W 'E fe CML I FEBRUARY ,L-Billy Martin returns to resume his hard work of last year. FEBRUARY 8-M. I.. Lipscomb appointed As- sistant Adviser of Mlomen. FEBRUARY 10-Fred Storm and Dick McBaine take a little cocoa butter. FEBRUARY H-Senior Academs give a taify pullin'. FEBRUARY 18-Max gets married. FEBRUARY QQ-Lathrop Hall "hoe-down." Kel- sey dances with the ladies. FEBRUARY Q3-Kelsey gets 3-14 invitations. FEBRUARY 26-"The Great John Griffith in Macbeth." Rotten! FEBRUARY Q7-Baseball tossed around on the quad. FEBRUARY Q8-Charles YV. Canada. Senior Ac- ademic, dies. FEBRUARY 29-Leap Year Irzdepemlcnf. Pope keeps quiet. Bill Hays ties up. 4 ails- 'XY A N tie-1-ia Q4 "'- 'xg' X Jr Q35 si I M.-XRVII lfwl"rcslun:m reception. Shaw gets a ducking. Pick makes speeches. M.XlH'lI 2 l'hilhrook calls lllIlSS-lIlt'K'llIlg' to sllh- sidize thi- m'wsp:1pi'rs. Sopliomori' recm'ptio1i. MARCH Ball. MARCH MARCH MARCH been MARCH MARCH 3-Hans Yvulif makes date for Senior 5-Wood receives congratulations. 7-More rumors about the Catalogue. 8--Lyon announces that one poem has entered in his contest. Leto wrote it. 11-The Asterisks bloom forth. 14-The Savitar Board buy new suits on the Benfey prospect. MARCH 18-Missouri defeats Kansas in the in- door meet at Kansas City. MARCH 19-Harold Williams gets a job baiting hooks for Rockefeller. MARCH Q2-Haggard elected football captain. MARCH Q3-Gobra Salem beats Jeptha's time. I 1' i X I Tue Eavrf-an lmlnswn. MARCH 25-I.ippy works hard bcautifying thc campus. MARCH Q6-Ida Benfey. "Do you like Mark 'Fwain ?" MARVH 'Ili-ISL eSavitar Board recovering slowly. APRIL 1-Lawyers post procs. APRIL 4-Westinilister 1 3 Missouri 0. Not North- cutt's fault. APRIL 5-Lippy moves some dirt. APRIL 5-Lippy moves it baclk. APRIL 7-Lippy repeats this. APRIL 9-Big Hobo Conclave. APRIL 11-Practice game with Central. APRIL 13-May the soul of Jefferson forgive the speeches! APRIL 1-L-Dr. Viles meets Missouri History class. Consternation. APRIL 15-Dr. Brown meets Freslnnan Chem- istry class. Also consternation. APRIL 16-Missouri 5g Blees LL. APRIL 18-Dr. Jesse cleans house. State pays expenses. APRIL 19-Sixteen men with paint brushes and step-ladders in the Library. APRIL Q1-Report that Dr. Brown has leave of absence. Six hundred students plan to take chemistry. APRIL Q2-Curtis VVilliams gets a job as chair- roller. APRIL 234Rain saves Missouri Valley. APRIL Q5-Everybody dodging Y. M. C. A. sub- scription hustlers. APRIL 26-Senior tXCI1dClllS label the buck bushes by night. APRIL 27-Prexies convene. Uncle Dick has startling bulletin posted. APRIL 28-Iowa QQ Missouri 1. APRIL 2Q4Up to this date the Savitar Board has failed to obtain a meeting room i11 Academic Hall. APRIL 30-Missouri Q3 Kirksville 8. MAY 1-Dr. Bruner cusses. MAY Q-The Savitar goes to press and the weary chronicler is relieved of his burden. ,ff-0-iq pro I- Rd- V? fiiiik, 3 l- E T' 5 ER. seem 'rf Pmssnl FH asf Q W 5 j ,' 1 .vrrg 504 cars: . A f 'Ppmrq p5ff.P5o,,,11 Www ' f J- .. ei -771 4. Sb- , -- ' ' .... S ' -' -. ' .. f A-115 as lllllllllmllk iiillzl 14 " RIM ,A ,, .4 ,ff R fe-, e jififlllllllll l X Q' 5 'f X-...W Kiss X if 3' ti" X L 'Ml' if N. mg! I A,7X xx 5 .54 rg .liiik Y , K. 3.5, iff 1 if is X gsi 2, - SX' T RL? 0385727207235 Speedy. Gcnflemein and Fellow Republicans: Of course you don't know who I am or you would have called on me to speak long be- fore tl1is. My name is lValter O'Bannon and I am a Freshman Engineer. But I must not speak of myself. I am here, gentlemen, to beat .Ioe Folk, for as my illustrious Fellow-Republican, Mac An- derson, says, "Joe Folk is the most infamous liar, hypocrite and scoundrel in the State." Folk does not know that I am starting out against him, but if you will allow me to nominate for Governor here in this assembly a man of my own selection, before the sun walks twice "o'er the dew of yon high east- ern hill" .Ioe Folk will have gone down in ignomin- ious defeat. I shall lay before you, gentlemen, the chance to save your State. The man whom I shall nominate is a gentleman of glorious ability and he is gifted with prophetic vision. For exam- pleg often has he stopped me on my way to school and has spoken thus, "Sonny, you'll be a power some day. Your confidence in yourself, your per- severance, your Irish elements will combine to make Americans turn green with envyf' Part of his pre- diction has come true. Did I not hold in awe a class of Freshman Engineers last September? At my command of Usilenceu did they not all slink :-way to such an extent that no more than five mo- tions with seconds were before the house at one time? Gentlemen. if you wish to applaud do it gently, do not throw things through the air. I ask this for my sake. But I am digressing. Let me see. I was nominating a man for Governor. Gen- tlemen. n1y heart thrills when I speak his name. How the people will shout for joy when they leari. what we have clone here to-night! How they will praise usl Our names will be household terms, prattling children will prate of us. and as we pass along the streets Christian College girls will point us out and say, "Behold our O'Bauuon and his fol- lowerslu 'l'heir approbation is above all. It is not ohtaiuecl without effort. For two long weary months clirl I strive for a ehauee to eall upon one of the inmates. Gentlemen, I am with you to the bit- ter end. Last night as I lay sleeping I made the resolution to carry the State for the Republicans, and now I am doing it. I beseech you go forward, and knowing that strong in your ranks is VValter O'Bannon, press on to victory, which now I can see glimmering through the shadows of receding doubt. It is before you. Lay hold of it, and, like Aristotle of old when he held the pass at Thermopylae, stay with it till you die. In yon frail bark bearing the Democracy of Mis- souri stands Joe Folk at the helm. The winds of public favor will have deserted him by day after to- morrow morning, and then his bark left to the mercy of the tide of public disapproval will drift into the sea of the Past to return no more forever. Behold yon grand ironclad! See at the helm the invincible man I shall nominate. How proud we shall be when at last she sweeps triumphant into the Jefferson City harbor. UVill someone lower a window? I hear much complaint about the warm atmosphere.j Let me continue. All eyes will be turned upon us, just as is the case, I think, when I am usher and have my military uniform on. Every one will gaze at us in wonder as did my comrades when Dr. Ingold gave me a pass in Algebra. But again I am digressing. Gentlemen, a crisis is at hand. I hold in my hand the turn of fortune. If I speak one name we are saved, if I suppress it, we are lost. The climax is reached. IVe stand with Themistocles on the banks of the Rubicon, and with Ivashington on the Penobscot. Shall we cross over? Yea, verily. And now gentlemen, the great man I have told you of is Michael Patrick O'Flarrity, a cousin of mine. lVarious noises.l Gentlemen-I thank you two gentlemen for your attention. lThe speech would have continued but for the faet that all the audience. including the writer, left on hearing the man's name. The two janitors were compelled to stay. In regard to Mr. O'Bannon it is said that he is eonceited. The story, we think, is without foundation. as all his acquaintances know.l If f flif., I I Z if 2 255 Ap: ' '77 4 "Q . ' emma l .1 - KQP I ... 4 5 TE 39 E R O .fi fwi' 5,5 ,. . , -. . ,. YQ! fi 4 . Q f ,iz 4 .AY 5 , , M Q. x W' ' mi, 5 J I ' eu., '11 Q ' ff 401' Ag 'V , KW- --M'-nun?" 51 5 L 'ill 41541 Ei ,, E' - ly' - ,..-,mrxllziwf i '. N -'I--sw-H-"H -' I. Inlixklu' C. XVucm, li l Iiditor-in-Chief, Am1z'w11z'f. ,, I fimxcis Ii. W1I.I.1,ms, 41 J fl' Business Manager, Lfrzu. 3. C1i.xRI.1ss li. Russ, l' .Y Business Mzumgcr, .4nm'v1111'r. 4. CI l.'xR1.r:s XY. iYI.XR'1'lN, 7' If ll ,Xrt Iiditor, ffllciflillz'l'l'I'lllQ. 5. -IAMICS If. Nlilsimx, I,ifl.'I'Ill'y lfclitor, .lL'1I'1'n1!. 6. Qill.-XRl.l-15 ll. lI1cc3i11.l-ZR, Associate liclitiw, Atq'r1'f1rff1m1!. 7. XY. C. M.x'i"1'ui-zws, Artist. 8. 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Tennis and basket ball. fy . . New ' . -T - ' hil- Session opens in September. Audiiorium -T " ' Rooms should be engaged early. and Library Y '-...K New Dormitory Building Furnishings and equipment unrivalled. Rooms en suiteg heated by steamg lighted by electricityg hot and cold batlisg lilevatorg Gymnasiurng Library of 5,000 volurnesg physical and chemical laboratories. For engraved catalogue address MRS. W. T. MOORE, Pfesidehi, Columbia, MiSSOUfi- STUDENTS G0 T0 HEIDEL 8 DENN'S F011 DUDE DRUGS AND DRUGGISTS' SUNDIIIES E bl' h d 85 . 205-211 Th' d A' C 8 h Street, New York EIMER 59. AMEND Importers and Manufacturers of Sin C,i1r,"?1S"'?eAf'i1?11J3'i-'PCR,5if'fi5ZrE15',ff?U3H 5f'5?if'if"' 513535 We handle the best of everything needed for a labomtory. Hr-:rzuan BROTHERS, Butchers and Packers Ph0l16 165 ?O8-710 West Broadway R. B. PRICE, Pfesidenf I. 0. HOCKADAYZ Cashier The BOONE COUNTY NATIONAL BANK DeP05it5 Solicifed Columbia, Missouri BUT ....... 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FLENING O5TE0I7FITI'I5 .SUITE FOUR AND FIVE I'IHDEN BUILDING COLUMBIA - - A A - MISSOURI OFFICE noukf 9-nz 1-4 OFFICE rnoNE, 498 Hone VHQNE, 341 f'-1 'il'-"1-"'-'17 D A H L if 0 EYE MEM YKHEQNE UNHVEEKSUYYQ QQLLEGIE QHYY QQQHNTY NEWS EWEEYIDEIY 47 , l x 'Wk E0 Lo MHTQHELL Q, me STEQNQ EDHTQKS w WQI LHSHELKQ L..-..-........-...- QNLY ALLEY QN ZFMIHN STREET HLLHEIEID HND QWLHNQ IVEIEEQE 9115 2 2 2 fi fi EQHIDWHY BUY YQKIK DRUGS OF Y. D. YKATHEK EFQKE WHNQ QET Quia WKHQES GN ALL JTFJWLE HND EEINET QIRCSQQEIRHESS HHQHEST IFMIIKIKET WEHQE EGR IVIKCDIDQIQE IL., W. EEEY A A A WHQNE ,375 EOE EIIINIE QILOTIHIES Q0 A A A T0 HQKKELL EE450N H3 JOQITIHI INIIIINITIHI .STREET SEQQINIDIHIEIIINIID QHNIIIWIEESIITY TEXTS, TEI ILETS Q INIQTE 001155 IVHQTQIIRES 3 2 2 2 2 2 2 EEEIMEID HEIIKSHESS CECDIK HND IIVIIETQIKE STQEE Phone '72 For Transfer Wagon or Bus. 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See to it that your friends own a share in the CO-OP 123312 Barnes-Crosby Company ECHICAGO Artist the facilities of an Engravers this house for '79 producing fine if engraving are unequalled by any other engraving establishment fLEngravings used in this book are the product of our St. Louis branch lI,Consu1t nearest house Barnes-Crosby Company 214-216 Chestnut Street SAINT LOUIS I ws anewsw sow?-W S ' EWWMW F R O M MISSOURI TO IWMNEMWFY OKLAHOMA KA.NS14S 7'E X A S CALHWWNM OMDMBKCO ,-' ff, 'Y' sg, A FAST, CONVENIENT AND COMFORTABLE TRAIN THE KA TY FL YER, Shea,r's Barber Shop, 13 N 8th St., Smoothest Shaves in Town. EEEEEEEE zzzzzzzzz "The next gentleman" E ZZ S AVES Williams 'EEEEE zz D a 1' b e r E zz S h 0 P E Z W J. G. Williams, Prop. 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The only difference between the high 15 3 grade tailor garments and ours is a saving to you of I about one half. Call and see us. ....,. I JOE AND Vic BAR TH THE 'BIG CLOTHIECRS COLUMBIA, MISSOURI C. C. NEWMAN ce CO., HARDWAREE ?T?v"5SA 'L-NZ TQQK QEEQKTQNHTT Tiun ea ce, Q E caan ieeiriiiiierccbiwi 4 5 Wim Twewieiirera D oaiaea QR 5GJD,00eSEHCD.CSDO EEISEIO EJLEINQE SEHCLCODGJD EEK MONTH E q o 3555000457066 Qflflltllo EILEUNIQE 55606665 EEK MQNTEIQ This is an offer We have never before, in the history of our existence, been able to make and probably will not be again in the near future : : : Remember that these No. 6 Remingtons we offer are not new nor of the push button series. They have, however, been thoroughly overhauled and put in AI condition, such that warrants our placing a ONE YEAR GUARANTEE on them against breakage because of defective parts : : : Get your order in quick if you want to tal-ce advantage of this exceptional offer. 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