University of Minnesota School of Agriculture - Agrarian Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

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I I P , umm' -ef-1, , . . Viv I ,., IJ. A FRESHMAYS WISH Oh I wish I was a .lunior And with the Juniors stand, A vacancy all through my head And nothing in my hand. I wouldnit be on the faculty I wouldn't dance thc Charleston For all the pep and fun. I'd rather be a Junior and be considered dmnb. 'I' 'I' 'I' An argument arose in Rural Sociolo- gy class one day as to the merits of thc grain and dairy farmer. First Student: Hllairymen arc tied down so close to their work that they do not have time to visit. Second student: And grain farmers do not have enough money to go visiting on.', 4' 'I' fl' Dorothe Haussner: Who are those very slangy people that I heard you talking to ? Chuck Robinson: They are the members of the English Division en- joying a day off. 'I' 'I' 'I' Discretion of speech is more than elo- quence.-Lord Bacon.. 4- -1- -1- Vincent Goihl says that Ted Hudson is such a blunderer that he cannot try on a new boot without putting his foot into it. It ain't thc guns or armament, Nor the tunes the band can play, But it's close co-operation That makes us win the day. It ain't the individual Nor the army as a whole But the everlastin' teamwork Of every bloomin' soul. -Kipling. -1- -1- -x- IF IT YVERE POSSIBLE It's a wonderful thing for the women, The popular permanent wave. Now it's up to some struggling inventor To get out a permanent shave. -1- -1- -1- Busincss Manager of School News: Now then we must decide which dor- mitory each member of the board is to canvass. Esther Reeck: I'lI take Pcndergast Hallf' -1- -1- -1- A gricultural schools should have a place for G irls that R bright and I ntelligent. Girls that can C into the future and U nderstand the problems and L ife of the farmer. Girls that will T ake time to U nderstand the problems of the com- munity and try to R econstruct them and increase a desire for agricultural E ducation. Page Om' Hundred Sr-'z'c11fy-o11e

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Mr. Gary in Farm Management Class: Peat soil is not very good farm landf' Ralph Geddings: Oh, I don't knowf, Mr. Gary: I know it. That's why I told you. 'I' 'I' 'I' Keyes to that awful Humor Editor: Have you any jokes for the Agrarian vet? Joke Editor: Yes, I l1ave one if I can find it. -1- -1- -1- Clifford Ukkelberg: Yes, once I loved a girl and she made a fool out of me. Smila Vee: My, what a lasting im- pression some girls make. -1- -1- -1- Miss McNabb in Literature Class: VVl1o wrote most, Dickens, Warren or Bulwer P Red Hanson: War1'en wrote now and then, Bulwer wrote day and night, but Dickens wrote all the year round. -1- -1- -1- WANTED A new brand of cough drops ........................Business English Class A new Ford H1908 model ..............President of Freshman Class A house and lot ................ Otto Fahning The man who gave me the mumps Reeck An Angus cow HA. R. O' 1000 No. B. F, .................................Charles Robinson A key to the costume room and Smila I-Ierdsman on a dairy farm ............................Donald McGillivray Seven league boots .......... Vincent Goihl Silence on my love affairs Churchward Something to do .,...,.i........ Alton Hanson A new order of men ....,.....,. Amanda Lan Everybody's friendship .,.....,.. Timario Dismissal from the Health Service Miller A body guard ....................... Joke Editor TYPICAL BUSINESS ENGLISH QUIZ Question One IVhere was I born? Question Two How long have I been married and why? A Question Three Give a brief history of my uncle in Mil- waukee. Question Four Give my home address and telephone number. Question Five IVhat is my husband's occupation? Question Six IVhen should a period be placed upside down? . Question Seven Make out a bill for one gross of S. B. Cough Drops. Question Eight VVrite all you know about business Eng- lish. Question Nine Underline what I have taught you. Question Ten VVrite ten reasons why the girls come late to class. ' Question Eleven Give my favorite oke. Question Twelve Am I a good teacher? Question Thirteen Fill up a page of what I think you know about business English. Question Fourteen Sum up my family tree. -5- -1- -1- It takes a fellow of some action to make a name for himself but, Miss Kaercher says, a girl only has to face the parsonf' -1- -1- -I- I think there is only one thing worse than hardness of l1eart and that is soft- ness of brain.-Theodore Roosevelt. Page One Hundred Seventy-three