University of Massachusetts Amherst - Index Yearbook (Amherst, MA)

 - Class of 1896

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©anted to Knots. BOW Nowell keeps through the summer without spoiling. How to get a free seat at all the shows. (Ask Barry). How Prexy finds out what is going on around college. (Ask Foley). Where W. Q. Kinsman got that hat. When Cheney ' s sweater was washed. How to live on three cents a day. (Ask De Luce). Whether Felch is dead or only sleeping. Why " Shep " always appears when least expected. Why Howe is always the first man at dinner. What Dutton is going to do with the Plant House after he graduates. Why Norton doesn ' t sing when he is in the choir. How the giant Sophomore guard plays so good a game and never soils his suit. (Ask Leavens). Who the pretty little girl is down on East street. (Ask Marshall). How much ice Cheney cut in his new military uniform at a dance in Southbridge last winter. How deep the snow was when Eaton had his foot-ball picture taken last year. Who is going to pay for the rope that ' 97 lost in practice. (Ranney wants to know). Where there is a man that knows as much as R. S. Jones. Where there is a more popular professor than Flint. How Edwards can wear Fweddie Rwead ' s shirts. How A. Courtenay will enjoy reading the ' 96 Index. 86

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Prof. S) ne S plctins. -i -i " HY! I should think anybody could understand that problem; but W then, if you are so dull that you can ' t, why I suppose I shall have to explain it " (dashes viciously at the blackboard). " Now, we de- note this angle as x and this as y — no, we will call this y and this x, or any con- venient way, as a and b. Understand ? Catch the idea ? Now it is very evident (the class wonders who to) that this is to this as that is to that. Catch the idea ? Consequently a is to b as x is to y. — No, a is to y as b is to x. — Well, no — let me see — no — yes — a is to x as b is to y, or some such way. Understand ? Catch the idea ? Then, of course, it is as plain as the nose on your face — understand — that if we draw this line forming the angle P D Q. — Now, Mr. H d, what are you grinning about ? Ain ' t this a serious matter ? I want you to get your lessons P D Q after this. Understand? (everybody roars, it being the only way they can hope to get 65). " Well, that must be clear to you all no w, so there is no need of my going any further with the explanation. Do you all understand it ? Mr. Ed ds, do you understand my explanation ? What ! you don ' t ? Well, if you haven ' t got brains enough to understand a clear and simple explanation like that, you haven ' t got enough to understand anything. You ought to be ashamed to show your face here. Next time, class, you may take the rest of the book ; and you want to look out or I will condition every member of the class. Understand ? You are the biggest lot of dullards I ever saw. Why, when I was at West Point " (the class goes to sleep). " Any ques- tions ? — excused. " And the class goes out with a clear understanding of the problem, and filled with deep thankfulness to the trustees for having provided them with so learned and gifted an instructor (?). 85



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