University of Massachusetts Amherst - Index Yearbook (Amherst, MA)

 - Class of 1886

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Page 88 text:

.. = QRINIIINQ5. GoLDTHWAiT. — " He hugs up closer than an old woman on a sus- pension bridge. " Phelps. — Oh wearisome condition of humanity! Browne. — ' 85 ' s Freshman. Fid. — He has mastered the science of bad smells. Leary. — " Esthetic bard, of truth the magnifier, " Once esteemed by those who knew him. He would look you in the eye, Now too many friends he ' s bitten, And he ' 11 snake-like pass you by. ShOnny Hossy. — " I cannot tell what the dickens his name is. " ToLisiAN. — If thou anything wouldst know. In the earth, sky, water, air. Town or city, hill or plain. Field or forest, — anywhere, Go to him ; he ' 11 tell it thee. Johnson. — " One Pinch, a hungry, lean-faced villain, — a mere anatomy. " NoYES. — His mother says, " Call him Frankie. " Pardie Allen. — " A hard case. " (Prof. Stock.) Paine. — (Lieut.) " Mr. Paine, what com23oses the axle ? " (Mr. P.) " Linch-jiin and washer, sir. Doc. GoESSY. — " You go down der street, you see a leetle yaller house mit der garten. Dot ' s mine. " 76

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KELLDBDIANB. HowBLL. — " Hell has ope ' d his ponderous and marble jaws to cast thee up again. " Beowke. — His soul is small, his mouth is great, His appetite ' s insatiate. Sanbor ' . — Trying to make up for lost time. Allen. — He takes too much " cold stew " between meals. DuTsrcAisr. — Eats calves ' head and pluck. Long, — Oh where ' s my little high chair? Paine. — " Please, Mrs. Kellogg, may I have some menu f " Cutler. — His baby voice is often heard — In tones as sweet as a bkie jay bird. Dole. — This Freshman Harpy defiles everything he cannot eat. Richardson. — A fool — a motley fool. Ayee. — Last and most " shipperyy 75



Page 89 text:

Marsh. — There was a crooked man, And he went a crooked mile Upon a crooked wheel, In a very crooked style. He took a crooked header Upon a crooked stick, And his crooked exclamations Made the air demnition thick. PfiEX (In Mental Science). — " I ' m a man, (?) therefore I ' m mortal. " Barker. — " My back isn ' t very strong this morning. " Prof. H. H. G. — " That ' s just the way I feel. I don ' t know where you ' ve been, but I know where I ' ve been. " Doc. Manly. — " This is a metre, but not a ' meet ' er by moon- light ! ' " Prop. Stock. — " Mr. Ayres, what are the Lamellibranchiata ? " Mr. Ayres. — " I don ' t know, sir. " . Prof. S. — " Mr. Stone, what are the Lamellibranchiata ? Now pay attention, Mr. Ayres, to what Mr. Stone says. " Mr. Stone. — " I don ' t know, sir. " {Ajij lause.) Prof. Warner. — Zero divided by zero equals anything except infinity and seventeen. Dr. Tuckeeman (In Physiology, showing human brain to class). — " Gentlemen, this is a fine specimen, probably the first human brain ever brought into this room. " Lieut. V. H. B. — " Mr. Atkins, in giving commands you should always cut off all superfluous superfluity of words. What was your last enxinclation f " Lieut. V. H. B. — " I anticipate that there is sufficient material forthcoming to transform this heterogeneous squad into an organiz- ation analogous to that at West Point. " Prof. C. D. W. — " Why, gentlemen, C represents the Crank. " g -T S JO f -7 , Moss EHX .Cj%N-y 77

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