University of the Pacific School of Dentistry - Chips Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

 - Class of 1909

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University of the Pacific School of Dentistry - Chips Yearbook (San Francisco, CA) online yearbook collection, 1909 Edition, Page 155 of 178
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Page 155 text:

A Sonnet There comes to us from Salem A pinto with longhair, VVho feeds his wife on potatoes, And for wood burns Anderson's chair. He cares not for the barbersg His wife cannot cut hairg So his mottled locks turn up behind And ramble in the air. Wfhen last he bathed is hard to sayg llut we are all quite sure That cobwebs of at least '06 Obstruct his bathroom door. Wfe hope he'll get a suit some day, And keep it cleaned and pressed, Discard his ancient neckwear, And try to keep half dressed. VVhen student body fees are due, His egg-like eyes grow sad: l-le always pulls the same old dime As though 'twere all he had. I-Ie has some awful habits, So many students say: They say they see him eating things Wfhich most men throw away. I-le'll soon return to webfoot fwe hopel. And we'll see him never more: llut here's our last bit of advice: Wie hope he won't be sore. Clean up, you slob, and change your clothes And see the barbers, too. And clean your dirty fingernails- That's our advice to you. -Anonymous 504 'me sum-1- eg TIME IM .H 'RBGVL-FU! 1'-f-., mncuouq U2 ef I 1 5, 2 sn -. mr' :nor L, nm, I"-iv .1 wifi? i E 1-P Ii 3 fi 'ht X-F ' 178

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X Microscopic Examination of Cranium Jo rd an- Hoag- Sawdust, 85W Tm-, 50W Wiltef, 14W Tnrpcntine, 20W Qray matter, trace. Sand, 20W ' Vvflsfilllio-' , Gray matter fwantrugj. SlllC3l1CCl paving stone, Mqson- 1-00 ' Bgena 1015 Total vacuum. Goat horns, 40W Wan- X Davis- Rice, 6500 Dynamite, 30W l-lop, NSW Klucilage, 601k Resin, 17W . Gray matter, 10W Gray matter, slight trace. Guess lfVassilko is amhidextrousg he works his engine left handed. Fontaine, after Dr. Knorp's lecture-Why, I :un about the only one in the class that never had it. Rives winks his nose with his Levator Lahii Superioris Alaque Nasn. And to think of a freshman dental joining the li. N. M. 'l'.'s hy paying 50 cents initiation fee. Things must he cheap in Japan. Wassilko-Dr. Boxton,l have a serious case of "nulpilitus," ' Dr. Boxton-What? l-las Dr. Sullivan discovered a new disease? You mean "pumpern1ekel." Dr. Leitheacl Cin clinic!-Lady. you are suffering from auto- intoxication. Patient-YVhy, doctor, l never rode in an auto, much less being drunk in onc. Doctor Anderson-Mr. DeVhle. what is the dose of meconium ? DeVille-Do you mean the tluid extract or the tincture? ' :ll x .ln ' gf? 'gif' I ,Puhoe flpriiu QA 'N ' Ql5":Jl -, , ' 3" lengt f just a suggestion for some freshrnan dental: l77



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Tebbs, upon arriving in the city last fall, had a cab bring him to the college. When he stepped from the cab, it was noticed by some of the students that hc was attired in "full dress" and was carrying a large suitcase and a mandolin, so the front doors were held open for the distinguished arrival. He addressed one of the students, saying he wanted to be shown his apartments. Some of the "wise old boysl' took him very cautiously to the dissecting room, which was at that time empty save for the glass tables-and told him that it was the dormitory. Tebbs remarked: "Gee! a fellow can't sleep on those," and then left the building disgusted. Dr. Keck tafter explaining the X-ray apparatusJ-I-Iar- rington, what have I been talking about? Harrington Cwho had been, amusing himselfj-I donit know, Doc. Dr. Keck-I'm not surprised. Beegan-Somebody told me today I was handsome. McKevitt--When was that? Beegan-Today. McKevitt-N05 I meant, when were you handsome? Dr. Howard-What is the larynx? Collings Cin a hoarse voicej-It is a continuation of the pharynx. Dr. Howard-No wonder you are hoarse. Dr. Troppman--What are the prefixes added to a meter to express fractions of the same? Hund-Deci, Centi, Melli. Dr. Troppman-I don't know Dcci or Centi, but I know Mellig she used to work in the White House. A sophomore and a freshman having had some previous education in organic chemistry tried to impart some of their knowledge to Dr. White in physiology as to the formula of maltoseg both were wrong. Dr. White then remarked: "There are some students who have a little knowledge of chemistry, and sometimes this little knowledge gets them into a whole lot of trouble. CNothing persona1.J" Dr. Stone Cin phys. dig.D-Mr. Howard, what causes mitral stenosis? Howard--Fugi. 4., I H IWW 1 ' -sigh ., j A , -. U 3,3 f -'ffl J J! m"v"'ls ' f 1 ..- X.- .:,,. 1. e s- 'MVA And The Villian Still Pursued Him l79

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