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Page 155 text:
There comes to us from Salem
A pinto with longhair,
VVho feeds his wife on potatoes,
And for wood burns Anderson's chair.
He cares not for the barbersg
His wife cannot cut hairg
So his mottled locks turn up behind
And ramble in the air.
Wfhen last he bathed is hard to sayg
llut we are all quite sure
That cobwebs of at least '06
Obstruct his bathroom door.
Wfe hope he'll get a suit some day,
And keep it cleaned and pressed,
Discard his ancient neckwear,
And try to keep half dressed.
VVhen student body fees are due,
His egg-like eyes grow sad:
l-le always pulls the same old dime
As though 'twere all he had.
I-Ie has some awful habits,
So many students say:
They say they see him eating things
Wfhich most men throw away.
I-le'll soon return to webfoot fwe hopel.
And we'll see him never more:
llut here's our last bit of advice:
Wie hope he won't be sore.
Clean up, you slob, and change your clothes
And see the barbers, too.
And clean your dirty fingernails-
That's our advice to you.
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Page 154 text:
Microscopic Examination of Cranium
Jo rd an- Hoag-
Sawdust, 85W Tm-, 50W
Wiltef, 14W Tnrpcntine, 20W
Qray matter, trace. Sand, 20W '
Vvflsfilllio-' , Gray matter fwantrugj.
SlllC3l1CCl paving stone, Mqson-
Bgena 1015 Total vacuum.
Goat horns, 40W Wan- X
Davis- Rice, 6500
Dynamite, 30W l-lop, NSW
Klucilage, 601k Resin, 17W .
Gray matter, 10W Gray matter, slight trace.
Guess lfVassilko is amhidextrousg he works his engine left
Fontaine, after Dr. Knorp's lecture-Why, I :un about the
only one in the class that never had it.
Rives winks his nose with his Levator Lahii Superioris
And to think of a freshman dental joining the li. N. M. 'l'.'s
hy paying 50 cents initiation fee. Things must he cheap in
Wassilko-Dr. Boxton,l have a serious case of "nulpilitus,"
' Dr. Boxton-What? l-las Dr. Sullivan discovered a new
disease? You mean "pumpern1ekel."
Dr. Leitheacl Cin clinic!-Lady. you are suffering from auto-
Patient-YVhy, doctor, l never rode in an auto, much less
being drunk in onc.
Doctor Anderson-Mr. DeVhle. what is the dose of
DeVille-Do you mean the tluid extract or the tincture?
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Page 156 text:
Tebbs, upon arriving in the city last fall, had a cab
bring him to the college. When he stepped from the cab, it
was noticed by some of the students that hc was attired in
"full dress" and was carrying a large suitcase and a mandolin,
so the front doors were held open for the distinguished arrival.
He addressed one of the students, saying he wanted to be
shown his apartments. Some of the "wise old boysl' took him
very cautiously to the dissecting room, which was at that time
empty save for the glass tables-and told him that it was the
dormitory. Tebbs remarked: "Gee! a fellow can't sleep on
those," and then left the building disgusted.
Dr. Keck tafter explaining the X-ray apparatusJ-I-Iar-
rington, what have I been talking about?
Harrington Cwho had been, amusing himselfj-I donit
Dr. Keck-I'm not surprised.
Beegan-Somebody told me today I was handsome.
McKevitt--When was that?
McKevitt-N05 I meant, when were you handsome?
Dr. Howard-What is the larynx?
Collings Cin a hoarse voicej-It is a continuation of the
Dr. Howard-No wonder you are hoarse.
Dr. Troppman--What are the prefixes added to a meter to
express fractions of the same?
Hund-Deci, Centi, Melli.
Dr. Troppman-I don't know Dcci or Centi, but I know
Mellig she used to work in the White House.
A sophomore and a freshman having had some previous
education in organic chemistry tried to impart some of their
knowledge to Dr. White in physiology as to the formula of
maltoseg both were wrong. Dr. White then remarked: "There
are some students who have a little knowledge of chemistry,
and sometimes this little knowledge gets them into a whole
lot of trouble. CNothing persona1.J"
Dr. Stone Cin phys. dig.D-Mr. Howard, what causes mitral
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And The Villian Still Pursued Him
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