University of North Alabama - Diorama Yearbook (Florence, AL)

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Football Stadium - Keller Hall Football stadium - Also known as the intramural field. Forks of Cypress - If only the columns could speak - the stories they could tell. Foxes - It ' s always open season in front of the SUB. Check it out. Friend - 1. Someone who won ' t go on a diet when you ' re fat. 2. Someone who ' ll ask Who is it? when a guy calls and you ' re out. 3. Someone who wakes you when class is over. 4. Someone who ' ll drive you back from the line. Golf - I lost 6 balls and my parking place. Grade Point - If negative - you ' re in trouble. Graduation - It falls on Friday the 13th this year. The Omen? Great Hall - Used for SOAR, Advance Registration, after- game dances, banquets, dinner theater, and daily lunches. GRE - And you thought you were through taking tests. Green - 1. Resident parking spaces. 2. Freshmen. Hangover - Tennessee ' s version of Montezuma ' s revenge. Hassle - Registration, meal tickets, English 441, the cooling system in Bibb Graves Hall, one-way streets, English Pro- ficiency test. Head Resident - A friend to all. Homecoming - Collegiate choir concert, three-day-old corsages, mum petals on the dance floor, starting months ahead to get a date, finding convertibles for queens to ride in. Homesick - Friday night without a date. Hotplate - Standard equipment for resident gourmets. Initiation - Not the olive ... Take that off, too!!!! Do ... Do What? On a napkin? Intercom - Testing one...two...th Intramurals - 1. Unsung heroes. 2. Better known as intramurder. Jobs - A good place to start looking is the UNA Placement Service. Jogging - Boing, Boing, BOING. Infirmary - Follows intramurals. Jury - We have our own, greatly feared by music majors. It is the final exam for applied music classes in which each student performs individually before faculty members. Keller Hall - Built in 1948 and named in memory of President James Albert Keller and Mrs. Mariglen Keller, it was used as a men ' s dormitory until Towers was built. It is now renovated and houses the School of Nursing, School of Business, Placement Service, Counseling Center, Auxiliary Services and Publications Office. 14

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Commuters - Flowers Commuters - No commuters available for comment. They were all circling the parking lots in search of an empty space which isn ' t blue. Counseling Center - Professional Counselors are available for individual and group counseling and all counseling relationships are confidential. The Center has relocated in new facilities in Keller Hall 130. Crowns - Standard headdress at UNA. Cutting Classes - How can I flunk if I have a 93 average? Dean ' s List - Compiled at the end of each semester, it includes the names of students in full- time residence whose scholastic ratio on all work carried is from 2.0 to 2.5. Drop and Add - Drop in at Norton for a couple of hours and add $10 to semester expenses. Dates - Few and far between. Dry - Going to Pasquales for a pizza and a frosted mug of Coke. Education Building - Built in 1919, it was the original Kilby Elementary Laboratory School, and now houses education and psychology classes. Elevator - Also known as Otis; legend has it that Rivers has two of them. English Proficiency Test - 1. A chore that separates the literates from the boneheads. 2. Known as the final theme. 3. Given each semester to sophomores who have completed English 111 and 112. 5,051. Enrollment - The number of students attending UNA this year tops 5,000. Entertainment - Get more with the card. Exams - The only nice thing about them is the 10 o ' clock feedings in the dorm. F-Slip - Beyond the D-slip. Fatigue - 1. Worn by members of ROTC on Wednesday. 2. Exper- ienced by all students im- mediately preceding final exams. (See All-night study). Float - 1. Constructed at various locations, such as the Industrial Park and Old Bus Depot, in the wee hours of Saturday, November 6. 2. There are several stuffing methods for a prize-winning float: the napkin twist and tie, the crepe paper poke, and the Kleenex jab and bend. Flowers - The new gym, com- pleted in 1972, is named for H. A. Flowers, who served the University for 40 years in the Health, Physical Education, and Recreation Department. 13

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Keller Key - Naps Keller Key - Not the key to the front door, but an award pre- sented at graduation in memory of Dr. and Mrs. Keller to a graduating senior who has the highest scholastic average. HIF-HM-HW- HOOBAY! Kick-off - A pep rally in Wilson Park sponsored by Downtown Florence Merchants starts the football season each year. Law Enforcement - The Univer- sity, in conjunction with the U.S. Department of Justice Law Enforcement Education Pro- gram, provides a four-year degree curriculum with special relevance for in-service law enforcement personnel or students who may plan to prepare for law enforcement service. Library - Collier Library, named after C.B. Collier and built in 1939, houses 136,276 volumes of which 7,995 were purchased this year. Now open until midnight five nights per week. Line - You cross it for a beer, stand in it for a book, and shoot it in front of the SUB. Lionettes - UNA ' s version of the Radio City Rockettes. Lounge - The only one in town closes at 4:30 p.m. (see Commuters). Married Student Housing - Fifty on-campus apartments are avail- able for married student families. Each apartment contains living-dining room, kitchen, bath, and two bed- rooms; completely furnished. McDonald ' s - everyday and sesame seeds. I ate there broke out in Media Center - Completed in 1976, it is the renovated gymnasium, now used as an audio visual center. It houses photography facilities, and television studios. Mid-Terms - What a way to ruin a semester. Miss Alabama - UNA, want to try for a fifth? Mixed Mob - 1. You are eligible to take it 8 semesters and with a limited amount of cutting an easy 24 quality points can be obtained. 2. Also known as Mixed Choir. Mixer - A blend of soused sororities and fresh fraternities. Movies - You may have fond memories of sitting in Norton Auditorium and watching: Little Big Man, Blume in Love, Super Fly, Paper Moon, Mackintosh Man, Superman, Play Misty for Me, Alice Doesn ' t Live Here Anymore, The Drowning Pool, McQ, and Prisoner of Second Avenue. Mythology - It ' s Greek to me. U Naps - Often taken in the dorms following that last class or in Finance 311. 15